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  • Sedin sisters - two girls no cup

  • It's stolen from the famous PANDA CHEESE COMMERCIAL

    FAIL

  • honestly these commercials are the best things about the bruins

  • that's amazing nice vid man

  • lol

    

  • To be fair... it's not what is on the jersey, but what is underneath that counts. And she could be going commando.

  • Loved it. Thanks Spud Boy from Canada~

    Rob/Boston

  • wow that girl is a cutie

  • Yea guys we know Montreal girls are amazing ;)

  • Isn't the girl Lisa, from Montreal's Virgin Radio?

  • I fear the same thing happening to me. I'm a Habs fan and my wife is a Bruins fan, I keep having these crazy nightmares that Youpie (Mtl's mascot) starts beating me up 'cause of that !!! I'm sorry Youpie, it's because she's so pretty!! ... and awesome in bed !!!

  • i love these bruins commercials

  • the bear is just jalous

  • @sn34kyfr what does jalous mean? is it latin?

  • LOL

  • I agree with this rule especially since im an oilers fan i can NEVER date a flames fan

  • haha im a sabres fan and i agree... never date within the division......maple leaf girls are annoying to sit next to at the game

  • @youarebob DAMN RIGHT, Hate it man, sittin up in the 300's freakin they're drunk as hell. I'm not surprised, you have to be completely smashed to enjoy a Leafs game how much they Blow.

    Ohhh so that's why they like the Leafs? Blow Leafs Blow. HAHA

    great commercial!

  • Speaking of "getting laid" ....Vancouver sure got FUCKED.

  • @sparti70 Bewahahahahahaha!

  • @sparti70 yeah well at least the queers on your team are finally getting suspensions Wonder if that'll happpen in the playoffs though.,,,,,,Oh and you probably think those were clean plays, you maggot

  • que camada de morons...e nunca acaba......

  • 2011 Lord Stanley Cup Champions..BOSTON BRUINS!!!!!!!!!

  • Man, I wish Vancover won but I could tell they would lose.

  • @Pizzaman0101 YA THOSE idiot canucks destroyed their own city..

  • @jimmydcap. Yeah I know they were Morons. Im not too proud to be a Canadain now Vancover is makeing total idiots out of them selfs.

  • haha im a canucks fan and this is AWSOME

  • @Yulimaruli hey do you know what time it is ..it's 4 past loungo!!

  • @jimmydcap now its 54 past

  • Best Bruins Bear ad EVER. And I say that as a Habs fan. "But she's so pretty!!"

  • hahaha! so awesome

  • Guy: "But she's so pretty..."

    Bear: "NO...EXCEPTIONS!"

  • But she's so pretty..

  • I don't care whether a habs fan is in my division or not- I'd still never date one.

    I almost dated a caps fan once. Big mistake. This is why this commercial speaks to me.

  • What's funny about this is that the Bruins had to support the Habs in some way to be allowed to use the jersey in the commercial...lol

  • I'm a habs fan, but found this so funny!

  • I want to see a fight between this american bear and the "never say no to panda" egyptian's panda.

  • Don't date crunchy Canucks fans!

  • Stanley cup there we come !

  • @BBBfights Right on, my bro! GO BRUINS !!!!

  • Congrats to my beloved Bruins. Eastern Conference Champions!

    Canadiens ... done

    Flyers ......... done

    Lightning ....  done

    On to the Canucks

  • @bruinsfleetcommander You wish

  • @bruinsfleetcommander haha the little Boston booboo bears hahahahah the teams you've played so far are mediocre and you barely beat two of them. Now you're up against the relentless viscious Canucks and it's the end of the line for your shitty team. Bruin fans are just happy they did well this year, well they should have touched that trophy the other day because they aren't touching Lord Stanley. Even Don Cherry who is your biggest supporter thinks Vancouver is taking it hahahaha booboo bruins

  • @juzu4me Well, we did end up beating Montreal + Tampa Bay in quite a decisive fashion, and swept the Flyers (remember?) so I would say my beloved Bruins are well capable of beating the Nucks. IN any event we'll see this week. Please be prepared for more responses, and kindly refrain from profanity, my friend.

    GO BRUINS !!!!

  • @bruinsfleetcommander You're out in 5 my friend. Bruins have been a loser franchise for like almost 40 years and it will continue for many more decades.

  • @juzu4me We will see what happens over the next several days, won't we?

  • @juzu4me Your cunt-nucks have choked for the entirety of their existence. Im not betting on a Stanley cup for some Montreal anal duplicates. Perhaps, after Chara will have bowled the Sedins sisters, you will be awarded a cup of "ice-scream". xD

    Dont worry lady, youre in good hands with Mr Pedobear >_<

  • @BBBfights lol Chara the ugliest man on the planet. You don't like Canadians and yet your ownership is Canadian, your GMs are Canadian, your coach is Canadian and 18 of your players are Canadian, you dumb Bostonian. Fat fucking american, let's see who wins. Bring on the baby bears, watch the hopeless bruins go down you fat fucker!

  • @juzu4me Your mudder is the ugliest snatch on Earth. I am Canadian, you dumb cunt. I live in suburb Ottawa (near Queensway/Champlain).

    Montreal people are not Canadian, they are frogs. 15 players of the Bruins are Canadian (of the which 9 are Ontarians). Ownershit ? lol thats funny ... Jeremy Jacobs, a Buffalo businessman (Delaware's North Companies CEO) is the majority owner of the Bruins (89 % stocks holder).

    Esposito, Orr, Bourque, O'Reilly, Cashman, Park ... bitch thats Canadian enough !

  • @BBBfights Owned by TD bank you 42 year old deranged sicko. Hanging around yt to be able to talk to kids, you are one sad slab of useless garbage. Bruins are going to lose, i will keep in touch

  • @juzu4me Bruins aren't owned by TD Bank. They are owned by Delaware north, which is owned by Jeremy Jacobs. Jeremy Jacobs isn't Canadian, he's American. The arena they play in is called TD Garden because TD Bank paid money to put their name on it, that's all. The Maple Leafs aren't owned by Air Canada.

  • @IcedFever whatever so i'm wrong, but you're wrong if you think Boston is taking the cup so enjoy your tears later tonight because Canaducks are taking it. Enjoy! btw I think that Orr was probably the greatest player ever

  • @juzu4me You could have said the same thing about the other Boston sport franchises. Guess what? It's our time. Bruins in 6

  • @phishpal Thanks for your comment. I am behind our Bruins all the way !!!! Claude is a terrific coach!

  • @phishpal Out in 5, and you get bombed tomorrow. Thomas is not gonna play every game of the series either because he isn't a top notch goalie. Good, but not great

  • @juzu4me Thomas isn't a top notch goalie. Are you kidding me? He's a vezina trophy finalist.

  • @phishpal Thomas mistake cost the Bruins game 2

  • @juzu4me Luongo's many mistakes cost the Canucks a Stanley Cup!

  • @bruinsfleetcommander lol you owned him man

  • damn bruins fans are ugly

  • @stopdropandroll like your Mom ?

  • @bruinsfleetcommander oooh good comeback bro. what are u? 5?

  • kids not even old enough to buy beer. girl isn't pretty enough for him if shes wearing a habs jersey. +

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  • hey im sorry ,who beat the gay montreal faggots in the semi finals, yeah the bruins

  • @sugarbakes57

    Can't you just be a winner and not rub it in their faces? I'm a Bruins fan but just be happy the Bruins won. Don't make it out like it was 4-0 like the flyers. It was in game 7.

  • damn right Montréal has the prettiest girls in the world!!

  • @KarlRuppTV wrong.

  • I'm a habs fan, and i hate Bruins to death. Seriously, I would like kill them all. But damn these commercials are funny.

    That epic bear face hahaaa

  • 0:06 Ha haaaaa! The bears face cracks me up every time!

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  • Yeah I know the bruins won I'm a bruins fan but you must admit the habs are a great historic team just like the bruins

  • i love this commercial. especially since i'm a Habs fan and i dislike the Bruins

  • Bruins all the way. I'd marry Thomas if he wasn't already married.

  • but... she's so pretty *SMACK*

  • favorite part is the concessionaire in the background with the nonplussed expression

  • lol

  • forbidden love

  • Sense I am a diehard Bruins fan I hate to say this, but that girl is very cute!!!!

  • @ENGLANDNEWENGLAND007 I know right? I'd fuck it

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  • @Fokface7 what now?

  • @Fokface7 3-2 Bruins. UMAD? Exactly, fail.

  • @Fokface7 ROFLMAO 3-2 OLEEEEE OLEE OLE OLEEEEEEE OLEEEEEEEEEE OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    I can troll too.

  • @Fokface7 Aren't you gonna be pissed if you choke away ANOTHER 2-0 lead....

  • fuck that aint original , f*ck bruins , take a look at this youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i­4 Go habs Go

  • @pedward89 Other teams also had territorial rights AND Montreal actualy won 17 more cups pre-NHL (challenge era) / early NHL (Montreal AAA, Wanderers, Maroons etc.) So if we really wanted to inflate the numbers we'd talk about 41 cups and ask: why the heck is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto and not in Montreal?

  • I am a Sharks fan. I'd be totally down to take a Montreal Canadians Woman on date.

  • montreal has some of the best strippers and hookers in the world..... thats what i've heard.

  • @bostonbobby12 Thats why Bruins doesnt stay in montreal during the playoffs.. ahah!

  • Of course Bruin fans have to come to Montreal to find a good looking woman.

  • XAXAXA! The BEST Hockey commercial! After **Ovechkin is a Russian Spy**!!!

  • What this commercial is basically saying is: The bear is a cock block, and there's no good looking girls in Boston so they have to poach Quebec girls (unless she's a Habs fan in Boston, which is unlikely)

  • The message behind this commercial:

    Being a Bruins fan will prevent you from getting laid.

  • @silirat being a habs fan gets you laid all the time right? oh wait ur canadian and still cant win your fucking sport against a city that wins at everything? that sucks...

  • @nbooth10 dude chill you won the series

  • @DLPanda and got to the Stanley Cup playoffs. it was against a rival, and im excited.

  • @nbooth10 Well, you will be happy to know that I'm a hardcore Canucks fan and will be watching every game on the big screen in the heart of the city.

    Sorry, but no mercy for my enemies. I want a sweep.

  • @nbooth10 I'm a Habs fan, they lost, I'm smiling. You're a Bruins fan, they won, you are bitter. Thank you for proving my point!

  • @silirat the point that being a bruins fan will prevent you from getting laid? not really. idk what you just proved. all you said is that you're still smiling even tho you lost to your rival in the playoffs.

  • @silirat, being a Habs fan will get you laid... with other dudes!

  • @shred5 9 out of 10 ex-cons agree that man ass is better than no ass.

  • @silirat, you left out one word, gay

  • @silirat hey,suck my giant bruins cock

  • @silirat well said

  • @silirat Not if his date was actually a Habs fan...

  • Well played sir.

  • @silirat Would you really want to date a French Canadian chick? Can you say body odor?

  • @IDF1987 , would u really want to date an american girl? can you say FATTY!

  • @Love4SK America has the best looking women pal.

  • @Calbenmike i cant argue seeing as i married one

  • @Love4SK thats funny dude cuz your women dont fin shave or put on deo so i wouldnt be talkin stupid hab

  • @dogcompany101st hey, could be worse, american women round out at about 250 and rarely have teeth. pick your poison.

  • @dogcompany101st what american women are u talking about we got better lookin women than everyone and they speak english

  • @silirat Yes. Being a fan of the stanley cup champs prevents you from being laid.

  • Best actor of that scene: the drink master in the background!

  • @daman625

    Canadiens speak American? Don't flatter yourself. You're borrowing that language from England OK? Canadians speak English is what you meant I'm sure.

  • @mrshitty

    .... Canadians speak French too..... !! why you think hockey team nickname is HABS! habitant - other word would be farmer - Flying french men !!

  • Meeting again! 33rd time now, is it? Go Habs Go!

  • thats true boston girls fan are ugly !!

  • Bruins 7 Habs 0 !

  • ahahahahahah

  • No matter what team you're a fan of, that commercial's hilarious.

  • @rut1212 Forget that :O I don't even watch hockey and it's hilarious.

  • GO HABS GO

  • bruins should focus on playing hockey...instead of selling ufc tickets...

  • @lelionencolere

    what was the score of tonights super-tamed game again? seems like habs fans just need to get their heads out of the little bubbles they live in in their assholes.

  • @vinnygunn

    i stand corrected...!!!.damn....what a crash.....!!!....gonna buy that bruins jersey tomorrow...lolllll

  • @lelionencolere

    my point is that it looks like you're going to have to find a new excuse for losing to the bruins, since we've shown(not the first time) that we don't need to beat the shit out of you to win.

    and let's not forget that if you would've been smart about your contracts, you guys probably would still have laraque (the BIGGEST goon). don't blame the bruins for your management's mistake at making a physically useless team in a contact sport.

  • @vinnygunn we got 11 victory, the last 14 games???

  • @TheMushy08

    nope. it's10 wins in the last 14 regular season games. but you should've conveniently picked the last 13 games, cuz the 14th last game, the bruins won 6-1. along with the other 5 games we played against each other that season AND the 4 playoff games you left out where the bruins dominated in every sense of the word.

    in short, in the last 3 seasons, it's 10-8 habs regular season. and 4-0 bruins in the playoffs... do your hw next time... you'll come off as less of a fool.

  • @vinnygunn ok, if u want to play this :

    ==Habs vs Bruin History==

    Habs: 339wins Bruin: 257wins 103 tie

    ==In Playoff==

    Habs: 99wins Bruins: 66wins

  • @TheMushy08

    lol you're forgetting to rub in my face the fact that you guys have 24 stanley cups and the bruins only have 5. don't forget that YOU're the one who "played this". i was just correcting you're (wrong) little stat which excludes a whole bunch of stuff to actually seem meaningful. when no one was even debating the status of the montreal bruins rivalry. I was just making a point about how habs fans don't know shit about the bruins, other than what they hear on RDS and the radio.

  • @vinnygunn No, u started to play this, It was you who started talking about the score of the last game. And ultimately, the team you have the more difficult to beat, is the smallest in the NHL. And this is not because of defeat in Boston, that will change the history of the past two years. One more thing, we all know you have your 31th player, beetman.

  • @TheMushy08

    it actually hurts to talk to you. i brought up the score to emphasize that we dont need to beat you up to win. YOU brought up the "history" and now again of the last 2 years, and now again, when we already went over this.

    and you're supposed to imply that Colin Campbell is biased towards the bruins cuz of his son being on the team. Bettman has nothing to do with it. God i deal with a lot of dumbass habs fans on a daily basis, but they're never as clueless as you.

  • @vinnygunn bahh, the number reason, why it hard talk with me, it only cuz i dont speak english. It hard for me explain my point. Hockey it a game, Rivality it a game, debate between rival fans, it game too. But when both teams do not speak the same language, it is obvious that it makes things worse. But i understand ur point, but for me, seriously, i think the habs is better, when we have no injured player. That's my opinion

  • Lol trop drole ahahah = LOL so funny ahah

  • Yet another example on how Boston glorifies violence and not talent.

  • A bruin and a hab going out?? That's like a sin!

  • 0:06 haha!

  • KILL CHARA LET HIM BURN IN HELL

  • @jmgt35 kill chara?? o no man thats a threat! should i do what all the canadians do and call the cops on you?!? nahh Ill just tell you your a dumbass and you suck! GO BRUINS!

  • CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKSCHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCK SCHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS CHARA SUCKS

  • Death to Chara!

  • DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @dolphin082 Shouldn't you be calling the cops or something. Zzzzz get outta here.

  • that bear is hillarious ! GO HABS GO!  ... and may the bruins give us the best rivality ever !

  • no need to spend million of dollars to make good ads!! Well done Bruins!

    it's much better than some ads while the Superbowl

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  • I'm a habs fan, but I gotta say the Bruins have the BEST commercials of any sports team. The bear is just epic and I just laugh whenever they have a closeup on his face. Good rules too haha

  • I thought the bear wanted the guy to spill the cup of beer over her head.

  • I'd get a beer for that bear

  • Hockey rules !!

  • lol that bear.... "you're kidding me, right bitch"

  • HAHA!!!!! 2 for flinching!

  • Im a ranger fan, and I'd date that chick even if she were a flyers fan, and I hate the flyers, alot

  • shes kinda hot though

  • a total rip off from the PANDA commercials!

  • @gawed actually this was made & aired before the Panda commercials

  • @jolsonator You are 100% right, somehow I confused the dates lol. sorry sorry! Still I find the Panda ads funnier and more amusing hee.

  • lol i love how she looks like she's guilty

  • Habs are not welcome in the TD Garden is it clear ???

  • HAHA fuckin awesome commercial GO HABS GOOOOO

  • That's why you wear your fight strap.

  • bruins SUCKKKKK

  • She isn't bucktoothed or inbred looking so she's definitely not from Boston.

  • @68habs4ever Apparently you've never been to boston...

  • Damn right mousepad. Funny as hell. Go Habs!!

  • why does everyone thing that if you're a habs fan that you're french and from quebec? at least half of habs fans live outside of quebec and don't speak a word of french.

  • @ghostsintheforum tabernac, you're still a Habs fan rooting for a Quebec team where they speak French. No different than Yankees fans, regardless you all still SUCK!!!

    If she is from Montreal, the bear didn't let him finish his response... "But she's so pretty... and she takes it up the a**!"

    GO B's GO!!!

  • @MrTooz3 lol go drown yourself in a bucket of rat piss you worthless heap of flaming pig shit. haha what a dumb little faggot sissy you are.

  • @ghostsintheforum you're confusing bruins hockey with the habs, eh? Even Grapes said on HNIC that the Canadians play sissy hockey. That can't be said for the Bruins - we'll even beat you with your own shoe if necessary! If ever there was a "little faggot sissy" hockey team - it would be the Habs. You are the one who roots for them, says something here? Do you enjoy LaBlasts Blew rat piss also? I would have expected a better comeback from a Yanks fan, I'll set my sights lower regarding Habs fans!

  • @MrTooz3 lol what a copout of a response because you have no valid response. how'd your faggoty little Ruins do against the Habs the other night huh? lol no wonder you hate the Habs so much because historically to current, the Habs OWN the Ruins. We beat you like what? 7 straight games now? pure OWNAGE bitch. oh and I could care less about baseball, its the only sport where you can be a fat slob peice of shit and take naps on the job in the dugout. lazy ass sport. BTW, don cherry is senile.

  • @ghostsintheforum well in Boston we do care about more than 1 team/sport, because at least we are able to support more than just hockey! Can't be said for Montreal. Or Canada in general - what you have 6 of 30 teams now in the NHL, so it is now an AMERICAN pro-sport with global players. Canada could go home to their own league and it wouldn't matter to US!!! Maybe if you all didnt' bandwagon to Toronto and Montreal more teams would still be there!

  • @ghostsintheforum and dipshit you think I don't know the history between Habs and Bs. I watched Guy Foggot The-Flower score coming up the right wing against the Bs in the 70s. I know the Habs historically have had the upper hand on the Bs. DUH - that is why I first said you all SUCK. This is a BRUINS commercial page btw, and the reason for the "rule" is because of the history there.

    Lazy on the bench? Um 2 minute shifts and go sit down for a bit. You obv don't understand baseball one bit.

  • @ghostsintheforum so go home to your Stanley Cups, it is only the #4 sport here in the US anyway. We'll enjoy our NBA titles (many), now 3 Super Bowl wins, and even the Red Sox broke through finally TWICE. We patiently wait for the Bs to win again, if not at least we are a 4 sport town! (And NO the Montreal Allouetes / CFL doesn't count for crap!). And what is it with Montreal - the Canadiens? Well DUH we know you're Canadian. The Habitants? Yes they inhabit Quebec! Allouettes? Lark is appropo!

  • @MrTooz3 shut the fuck up you prolly dont know SHIT about the CFL and MONTREAL CANADIENS will be a more legendary team and any team you got tdown there in boston SO SHOW SOME RESPECT SON

  • @HitemupWhoshotya 1st - this is a B's video, so stfu yourself and go find some good Habs commercials - they aren't there. 2nd - Mr. ghostsintheforum (Habs don't play there anymore do they?) started this with a rant that had nothing to do with my comment and joke on the video. And yes, from B'