Dethklok - Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle

[thebeenie98]

You're an ugly man You're as dumb as sand Your mom's fucking fat Your mom blew a rat You are a mistake You have sex with cake You think you're so tough You're a living bluff I will put you down I will make you drown I will make you bleed I am filled with speed I cannot feel pain I might be insane I am victory I write history ~face fisted by DETHKLOK~ \m/ (^_^) \m/

[YouGotSKedGaming]

Best guitar riff EVAR.

[RATSrockhard]

Now that's real coffee. Yum yum.

[UNDEADBOMBER99]

DUBSTEP would ruin this song

[InKa4484]

I wish this song was 2 hours longer.

[BadFinger1997]

I like my coffee like I like my metal... BLACK!

[GigaLegacy666]

@BadFinger1997 This is death metal :p

[zak1996100]

@GigaLegacy666 it was a joke

[xxSlipknotxx4life]

Scream for your Cream! that sounds dirty.

[Eklips1231]

Ice cream for your crime......

[xxSlipknotxx4life]

@Eklips1231 ohh

[xxSlipknotxx4life]

Ethiopian!

[TehShroomyChiz]

"i dont think anyone got the obvious joke is obvious thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thums..." In a tree i sit with my bow and off to the near meadow i hear the bleating of soft fluffy goats disturb my coffee metal. Damned sheep need to listen a little closer to the fansong. I can copy and paste all the unfitting youtubers' names put them in the recycle and permenantly delete but all i seem to manage is injury as they all limp away holding their knees ready for a new dumb robotic post.. fuck!

[alevd14]

fucking great solo!!

[LEONxxSPADE]

Gautamala Blend, Ethiopian

[LUNCHBOXXX14]

@LEONxxSPADE FRENCH VANILLA ROAST. . .

[Makearight139]

@SorgOfficial Don't forget Dimmu Burgers

[gioisblue]

prepare for the ultimate flavourrrr

[Lazyman626]

Why are there 4 Dislikes on this Video? Were you not prepared for Ultimate Flavor?

[BULLET7092]

do you fokes like coffeee real coffee ffrom the hills of columbia

[superuglyman888]

@BULLET7092 no, i like you more

[UltimateWarBeast]

there should really be a automatic replay button..

[shoki3601]

I'd scream for Nathan's cream any day ;D

[madeofmetal1990]

@shoki3601 ehh...pervert ^^

[maarhoefe]

@shoki3601 and nobody screams for my cream :c im brutal too cococo

[jesse123164]

prepare for ultimate flavor!!!

[AnimeLoverGirlify]

Do you folks like coffeeeeee?

that was pretty creepy how he said it XD but awesome

[Zeropunker13]

The store they went shopping is called Finntrolls, also a parodie on Fintroll, the folk metal band. Love it

[AXBHRemastered]

This song's length is1:17. Ergo Coffee loves Master Chief.

[moonodude17]

*me and a friend at a DETHBUCKS*

FRIEND: "Hey Terry, do you want any cream or sugar with your coffe?"

ME: "No, thank you. I like my coffee BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK, TIMES INFINITY!!!"

[epicted77]

I want this played at my funeral

[xlxfinaldeathwishxlx]

3 people hate good deth coffee

[wowimshane]

DETHBUCKS

[Amacher2772]

Other shout outs are in the first episode when Nathan gets on the loud speaker in the super market and says "Rotting body landslide, and Hammer Smashed Face" which are both Cannibal Corpse songs.

[veasyboy345]

metalllll

[Rockthrowar]

Who in the world would really search up a Deathklok song just to dislike it?

[NanenMauricio]

Coffe has never been so Brutal !

[MixedDragon05]

Prepare for ultimate flavor!

[Saxoph0ne]

Coffee = Brutal !

[Sinnerrrrr]

COFFEE TIME!

[Mxdude737]

2 jackasses cant find a cup of coffe

[Whamesl0l]

yes, finally, one that sounds like it should, the others just sound odd for some reason, this is the one i love

[shomomaru]

One day I will build a thing and attach it to my coffee maker. I want to hear this whenever I press a button on it. Epicness.

[badinghausj]

who even drinks star-fucking-bucks!!!

dethklok rules!!!!

[LordZan15]

no words describe the awsome that is dethklok.....LONG LIVE METAL!!!!!!!!! >=D

[Camster509]

The solo slowly made it's way to my brain thorugh my ears, making them bleed. Then, it went in my brain, put the volume on full blast, and replayed the solo 45 times. My brain exploded and a bear ate the chunks, shit it out, and made a rabbit eat, making it die and mel. The rabit slowly evaporated into the air and the solo lived on.....

[FRIEDEATH]

OMFG DETHKLOK COFFEE!!!!!!!! It's the most awsome thing in the universe!!

[lumencrystar]

oh and btw i do like coffee, as long as it's real and from the hills of columbia

[narutopokemonhalo11]

i cant believe they made a whole song about coffe

[lumencrystar]

@narutopokemonhalo11 this is like the best song they've ever made

[narutopokemonhalo11]

@lumencrystar to me that would be either blood rocuted or murmaider 1

[thcisgoodforme420]

DETH to STARBUCKS!!!!

[dodo4hire]

@thcisgoodforme420 WallMart To Europe!!!!

[BoneDaddy216]

@thcisgoodforme420 Dethbucks? xD

[04trivium04]

i think most people miss most of the jokes in metalocalypse, like necrophagist hospital, or the supermarket called fintrolls

[PHDxNC]

hahah true, I caught the Fintroll one the other day. but I had just never paid attention.

I got the necro one right away.

I love Brendon Small and everything he comes up with.

[SquidJerkey]

Ha. Now that you pointed them out, I get it now.

[codmetal]

ever one is fucking blind if they didn't see that joke

[666demonicspawn666]

I dont think anyone got the joke when they had that store called "dimmu burger" Its a parody of a black metal band called dimmu borgir.

[qnqlithq]

no way!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[domg1domg8]

@666demonicspawn666 no shit hah

[thorkveld]

@666demonicspawn666 Also in the episode where thier picking out a scooter for Murderface's grandpa the name of the medial supply store is Gorgroroth's and the grocery store featured in several episodes was Finntroll's Supermarket.

[darklordbaf]

@666demonicspawn666 Or when they had Iced Earth Skating Rink?

[BloodyBay]

@666demonicspawn666 Oh, I got that one...and the Burzum's eatery where Dethklok took their parents, and the Marduk's sporting goods store they shopped at before going to the Amazon, and the Malevolent Creation clinic where Pickles went to rehab, and the Behemoth Productions company which produced Blood Ocean, and the Fintroll's supermarket where they shopped after their chef got chopped up in the Dethcopter's rotor, and Carpathian Forest High...

Gotta love those Metalocalypse shout-outs. ;-D

[retardzonfilm]

@666demonicspawn666 Theres other ones as well, like the ice rink called iced earth, or the hospital called st.necrophagist.

[reaperontherun716]

@666demonicspawn666 i knew it from the moment i saw it xDD

[MidianFilth]

@666demonicspawn666 Not including Fintrolls grocery store? Carpathian Forest high school? Gorgoroth Wheel chairs?

[MrFlurpo]

@666demonicspawn666

I got it....

[guitarmaniac54]

@666demonicspawn666 that was funny as shit haha it was mad clever. they also do stuff like finntrolls supermarket and malmsteens pub

[ajtheperson]

@666demonicspawn666 did you get the joke where the metal masked assassin was hanging people by the butts with hooks and the person who voices him is the lead singer of cannibal corpse and one of there songs is meat hook sodomy?

[Kaleil]

@666demonicspawn666 I think pretty much anyone who gets the show's references would get that joke. All the stores in the show have band references - Off the top of my head there's Finntrolls, Gorgoroth and Burzum as well.

[DylanMan6]

@666demonicspawn666 Yeah what that guy said. Also they make a reference to Guns N Roses

[XDarkXAlexX]

@666demonicspawn666 I did.

[AL666MAGGOT]

@666demonicspawn666 thank you Capitan obvious!

[cycozombie4]

@666demonicspawn666 Also in Dethfam, the band and their parents were eating at a diner called "Burzum's".

[tuffy1992]

@666demonicspawn666 Huh. I never saw that. Thanks for telling me. I'll look for it later today when it comes on. :)

[SorgOfficial]

@666demonicspawn666 There's others too. That cop with the name "Goatwhore." They played a concert in a city called "Danzig," "St. Necrophagist Hospital," There was a wheelchair store I think it was, called Gorgoroth, and a grocery store called Finntroll. I think that's all of em, let me know if I forgot any :P

[tacovshotdog]

@SorgOfficial he mentiond hammer smashed face,the most famous cannibal corpse song.

[ThisWorldWillBeMine]

@666demonicspawn666 I think a lot ov people got it.

[1995bimetalhead]

@666demonicspawn666 anyone who wasn't retarded got that? What about Crystal Mountain Records?

[grzeniu3000]

DIe,Die ! Die for Coffe !

[slayerboi200000]

STARBUCKS FROM DETHKLOK!!!!! >=]

[SCARFACEMASTER05]

i am in luv with the ending man

[PyschosocialSlipknot]

do u folks like coffe? real coffe? from the hills! Dethklok rules!

[PHDxNC]

fail

[Metal4EvahTv]

@PHDxNC what do you mean fail?

[Meatwadroks]

Scream for your cream!

[LumiPetu]

Well, I haven't done anything to it, but I do own the collectors edition CD

[6HATE6CREW6]

w,e you did to make the drums sound like tht 6/5 you fucking made my ears bleed XD

[6HATE6CREW6]

real coffe?

[chelciecruce]

duncan hills coffee the best there is

[muawarghilly]

awesome song yo, good job! 5/5!

[Tola7271]

do you folks like coffee?