Brian Wilson: Return of the Machine

[joshbmx15]

Ikr

[LoveMyMedicine]

haha all the san fran players smoke that awesome cali bud you know it theyre just too cool to not be stoners

[kingomar69]

8MM? AKA Joel Schumacher's only great film?

[THECLARENCES]

How can you not love Brian?

Hope all is well.

xoxo

The Clarences

[mattarce]

Funny

[shanebrashear]

Favorite team favorite player but I doubt most of the sf fans would like the whole machine persona if they knew the true origin from the movie 8MM. Another reason why I'm all about Wilson and the giants the team with best style and personality in all of baseball.

[chrisjoker777]

.....soap?? From modern warfare??? Wat tha?

[NikiNila777]

Wilson is the best at blowing ppl's minds!!! I love it!

[fleetfox84]

Hialious.... But does anyone here get the "Gimp" refrence?!?!?

[duececaboose]

@fleetfox84 it's from pulp fiction. 

[TheBarbahaba]

@duececaboose nope its not

the guy on pulp was called the gimp

it was on 8mm where the guy that did the snuff films was called the machine

[duececaboose]

@TheBarbahaba yeah i know. i was addressing the poster below me who was asking about "the Gimp" reference.

[TheBarbahaba]

@duececaboose oh ... sorry i hate when i do that

ok make up pop quiz what was the name of the guy character portraying the machine ?

no imdb check

i you know than got to hand it u'r kind of movies pro freak

[LuVs2BustWedges6933]

The machine is such a kinky gimp... him and dino velvet have made some of the greatest snuff/bondage/gimp films of the 20th century

[tuttimelon26]

@tomski9 best YouTube comment ever and yes!

[agsmallticket]

hopefully brian recovers from the injury soon.

[ultrakool]

who is he? a cousin of the gimp? hahaha

[ArmTheHomeless101]

"What was what? Dubs?"

IM FUCKING NAMING MY DOG THAT

[tomski9]

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, He checks under his bed for Brian Wilson

[rub1k]

dang

i missed it the first time

[TheCheerfullOne]

omg. its Pat Burrell

[NWSBNinja]

@TheCheerfullOne Uh huh....

[TheCheerfullOne]

This was the funniest shit ive seen in a while. Brian was SO confused

[ultrazman14]

"We don't talk much I just give him the sugar". haha this man is a genius.

[TheMexican3197]

WHO CARES ABOUT THE BEACH BOYS!!! THEY SUCK!!! THERE IS ONLY ONE COOL BRIAN WILSON IN THE WORLD AND HES THE BEST DAMN CLOSER IN THE MLB NOT THE MEMBER OF A GAY WASHED UP OLD BOY BAND!!!

[MrMontageFilms]

we dont talk much...

[Brianexe43]

TMZ sent me

[askull23]

The machine

[efejonandMarcus]

those watch this 1000 times vids and not stop laughing are nothin compared to this!!! LOL go giants

[johnhavlicek1]

biggest personality in baseball lol

[thefuryinnj]

I think Brian needs to be on Jon Benjamin has a Van

[ichigojello]

Hahahaha Brian Wilson ftw

[DUBBST2900]

that dog was like not this fucka again when he turned around

[imamazing691]

best closer in the leagues he is going to make the hall of fame no problem him and lincecum are the greatest pitchers in todays game

[xxGhost22xx]

Looks liek Brian had the Gimp out

[Cheeseluva32]

what a boss

[AlecMescudi]

what a troll

[sab0nes]

I don't like baseball but that was funny.

[nick71119]

@Guitarist2712 wow beach boys suck?haha your funny man. You clearly don't know music.HAHAHAHA funny funny funny guy:Dhahahahha you make me laugh so much HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[wingo0pandas]

Brian Wilson = Dwight Schrute

The Machine = Mose

[RedSoxFan1468927]

pat burrell is what

[warriorboi4lyfe]

9 people are dodgers fans

[BACKoffFilms]

OMG WHERES 1:52 

[auburntigers1716]

@BACKoffFilms go to hell and stop trying to get thumbs up

[coalaura]

that is soooo hot! Great shit u can't get any better...he's face is as red as his shirt!

[cultwho]

we saw it, wait til game day

[moonshinevessel]

delicious

[eaglenation55]

The machine in the cheap seats interview was Pat Burrell. lol

[memorialcoach1]

I went to HS with Brian.. He was one of the funniest and genuine people you will ever meet... Miss the late night wiffle ball games Brain!!

[38SFGiants]

@memorialcoach1 Thats so cool!!!!!!

[sfgiantsPOSEY28]

@memorialcoach1 LUCKY!!!

[garagecotoys]

@memorialcoach1 And look at him in the MLB and you sitting here on you tube haha

[DjValentin7]

@memorialcoach1 you just called him brain...

[TrevorK28]

sounds delicious...

[DestyneeEdwardRey]

I fucking looooooooved this video! xD Brian is so fucking awesome, I wish I could meet him!

[sanQ]

This guy should have changed his name. The original Brian Wilson is a musical genius and is the real Brian Wilson.

[helpma1234]

@sanQ no, the musical brian wilson has passed his torch to the true and amazing pitcher Brian Wilson

[GUITARIST2712]

@sanQ No, actually The Beach Boys sucked. And they still do. Brian Wilson of the San Francisco Giants however, does not.

[sanQ]

@GUITARIST2712 Um, no Brian Wilson is responsible for a lot of musical innovation. But you however, are not smart enough or talented enough to know that. So, I am pretty sure that Brian Wilson who throws a ball around is not near as talented.

[miroqjapan]

これはｗｗｗｗ

[TheSirisaac52672]

Dino Velvet is gonna be PISSED!!!!

[adubrd1223]

"that's the machine... he lives next door... he doesn't say much..." HAHAHAHA

[parafleet]

This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen in my life.

[ggdizdiz]

what the hell is wrong with u thrasher volume!

[ggdizdiz]

The machine is just a guy with no clothes except underwear on.

..... sorta

[MrButterworth24]

This is when he was funny. Now he is just purposely trying to be weird

[AndresAndres8401]

He's adorkable.

[MarkBonszai]

What happens in San Francisco stays in San Francisco... most of the time...

[skeevesFTW]

its okay guys, @thrashervolume is one of those kids in little league who's mom is the reason they made the all star team, dont mind him he dont know any better

[joeza100]

Burrell ia the machine.... I think.

[UntouchableTAK]

only in San Francisco

[MrJrocha15]

wilson never lets u down lol

[2dollarTic]

@THRASHERVOLUME what the hell is your problem your the only one who's stuck up

[Beatles4ever63]

lol "Sounds Delicious" gotta love Wilson!! Fear The Beard!!!

[2dollarTic]

The world series was delicious and the machine is Pat the Bat

[ArmTheHomeless101]

LOL the texas rangers pennant above the tv at 1:49

[ArmTheHomeless101]

What was what? Dubs? LOLOLOLOLOL

[Protains]

cousin of the gimp hahahahhaa

[hotshot10100]

Turbo Troll

[mul7777]

He doesn't say much, I just give him the sugar. HOMO!

[mul7777]

Is it me or is he a gay sorta outing himself slowly. I don't care if he's gay, but dude, really!

[DoucheRocketz]

yeah yeah good video but i just made an account and uploaded a hilarious video with my friend that i just made and it is hands down awesome. delicious. thats all i got to say... check it out haha thanks people

[whitewillie09]

What do you get when Chuck Norris, Dwight Schrute, and Zach Galifinakis impregnate the same woman at the same time.....Brian Wilson

[XLSaga]

god how could i missed this when this first happened, i mean i'm not a giants fan but this dude is pretty intriguing

[Polojine1]

@XLSaga brian wilson is a GIANTS TROLL

[VikingSkills7]

Wilson and Huff are the Man for pulling that!

[17slackersphere17]

@VikingSkills7 Pretty sure it was Burrell

[VikingSkills7]

@17slackersphere17 It Could Be, Burrell and Huff are Both Tall and Muscular. and they Walk similar. But His Mannerisms and The "Red Thong" Situation really points to Huff.

[MrTripplenipple]

lol...this guy just got my respect...and works for his money HAHAHA

[fleetfox84]

@bloodred345....love it!! Closers in baseball are on a whole nother level....watch the game and you'll appreciate it soooo much more...check out the interview with chris rose... Explains it all....

[bloodred345]

I don't even really watch baseball and brian wilson is perhaps my favorite athlete because he does what sports are meant to : entertain, and he does it in more ways than just play baseball.

[CampRocker883]

lol...i love this guy

[chefpaulo1]

the machine is pat burrel

[SuperSleeplessNights]

8 people are afraid of the machine

[jay90068]

This guy's a fuckin' clown, hopefully somebody lights that stupid fuckin' beard on fire, and he goes away forever.

[missmoanypants]

I hate baseball but I LOVE ME SOME Brian Wilson

[BrenttheGreat]

"He comes over for sugar once in a while."  Lol

[bksoccgolf09]

this is Pat Burrell in the background

[jabstyle22]

8mm

[ethan1336]

@jabstyle22 I think we may be 2 of of the few who get his joke with using the gimp as "the machine"

[msjellybelly99]

sounds delicious



[mpulos23]

@TheNyclove91 please just shut the fuck up

[signamullet]

I think him and zach galafinkasskiss are one in the same. yes!!!

[redsoxandpats]

How can you not like this guy hahaha..

[GalaxyTrigger82]

the machine what is he a cousin of the gimp hahaha

[jets495]

whoever doesen't think brian wilson is funny has absolutely no sense of humore...he's hilarious

[frodopwo]

wow. haha. same: phillies fan yet hilarious. he could be zach galafinkasskiss's brother or something.

[chadem311]

Wow that's fuckin' comedy. And I'm an A's fan (anti-Giants fan). Brian Wilson is as good a comedian as he is a closer.

[MisterArcherSF]

Did you see the Machine?

youtube . com/watch?v=nVQbOQkExEw

[agsmallticket]

PAT THE BAT!!!!!  LOL "IS he a cousin of the gimp!?"

[thatguy2366]

Wow WTF lol.

[southsidesman]

Kind of sugar he comes over for Brian?

[JonGonZ718]

i would carry B-WEEZ on my back all day to be around him

[T1nyballs]

"He comes over for sugar once and a while, and we don't talk much so I just give him the sugar." Brian Wilson I <3 you.

[takethat925]

:49 incoming Muttley laugh.

[Garethologist]

omg i peed

[quintanna]

Rumor has it that's Pat Burrell. The same Pat Burrell who likes to get either drunk or naked at partys...(alledgedly)

[TheTrueBlue91]

the machine is cj willson



[Kodiak42Football]

@TheTrueBlue91 False, the machine is just a figment of your imagination....but seriously, it's actually Pat Burrell.

[miket1590]

@TheTrueBlue91 CJ isn't that fat

[h7dunc]

Nice Leggs. Ho la la.

[taylor6string]

I seriously love this guy! Most athletes are dim-witted and one sided but I think Brian Wilson is a comedian that just happens to be a pitcher.

[Beholder505]

@taylor6string That's a stereotype. BW is an interesting dude tho

[Ironcabbit]

@taylor6string Yeah, I'd think you'd more likely find DRI or Dead Kennedys in his IPod instead of say 50 Cent. This guy is officially my new sports hero.

[Golfshooter]

@taylor6string correction: i KNOW Brian Wilson is a certified ninja that just happens to be a comedian that makes a living being a pitcher.

[pbush01]

the best is how the dog looks right at him when he walks around the corner

[andreadakis24]

It's gotta be Pat Burell, he walks just like him.

[TheBassoProfondo]

that's so true

[beastiejh2000]

@andreadakis24 burrell's not that fat

[ShinobiD3monX20]

HAHA i wonder if thats actually pat burrell

[tulipsxw2]

OMG........this is not......right. What a weird joke coming from a guy who looks like he's full of testosterone.

[TheBarryNoVa]

i bet he gives him the "sugar" regularly.

[rg31andonly]

this guy looks like cm punk

[juggHERnutt]

hahaha im a rangers fan and i love brian

[blueny2]

The Machine is Pat Burrell dressing up as a character from the movie 8mm that Brian Wilson claims is his neighbor. Wilson often references The Machine in interviews.

[blueny2]

The Machine is based on the character in the film 8mm. Good to see Brian is a movie fan. 

[Rayvyn007]

Yea that was deliciously funny. Only in SF would you see that kind of stuff!

[josj15]

lmfao brian wilson is funny and i dont give two shits about the giants

[supakoopa185195]

@josj15 dumbass.

[babrancale]

Machine is definitely Pat Burrell. If you watch footage of him walking, (especially in the special "Inside the Clubhouse: The Journey" he has the exact gait of "The Machine" in this video. They seriously crack me up! Go Giants.

[GayFatRetardedFaggot]

Yeah, I bet you give him the sugar.

[chowfun1976]

Brian Wilson is so hot!

[koolkidproduction]

I know Brian Wilson and Barry Zito are Roommates from the show "life with brian" so maybe the machine is barry.

[brabon1]

@koolkidproduction its burrell....only guy crazy enough to walk around half naked...in college, he used to walk around the dorms, buck naked

[KingKoopaHD]

@brabon1 or aubrey huff

[brabon1]

@KingKoopaHD well, burrell all but confirmed it in a couple of interviews

the guy puts up a great straight front....but he is totally nuts

[koolkidproduction]

@brabon1 It's definitely not burrell because pat wasnt on the team then

[brabon1]

@koolkidproduction oh yes he was

[riaria78]

@koolkidproduction The machine is "Pat Burrell"

[Kayla55W]

@riaria78 REALLY?!!! IS IT REALLY HIM??!! WOW!!

[fpconne]

Im not into that gig!!!!!!!!!funny

[415sports]

THANK YOU SO MUCH WWWWWIIIILLLLSSSOONN!!!

THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME MY RING BROTHER...

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG

YOU ARE THE GREATEST CLOSER IN SF GIANTS HISTORY! YOU GOT MY RING ON!!! THE CITY IS IN DEBT TO YOU, YOUR MOTHER, FATHER, YOUR ENTIER FAMILY... YOU REPRESENT SF... YOUR ORIGINALITY.

NOT FAKE ASS LIKE THE LAWN MOWER CONVENTION LOVERS TO THE SOUTH.... WE LOVE TALKING TO YOU AT THE LIGHT AFTER EVERY GAME..

THE GAME OUTSIDE THE GAME...

HEY CAN YOU GET THE MACHINE TO PASS OUT COCK RINGS IN LA

[cindyluvsdemselandjb]

He is so AWESOME! gaash i so want him to be my best friend.

[BerkeleyBuilt]

he might be the most interesting man in the world now. move aside Dos Equis dude.

[thenightprowleracdc]

SOUND'S DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fuckyeahjackie420]

Me and Brian Wilson are soul mates, we're going to have children... Just saying

[nadine89er]

look at the anchor's face when brian says the machine at 0:12

[BlaineFan25]

I don't think Wilson would freak out by being called gay, I believe he's above the age of 13. However if someone truly disrespected to him to his face they'd be on the ground real quick-like. Dude is a stud closer, loves his family, all around good guy

[foxyroxytm]

LOL he's so random, loves it!

[JCSCougar]

I would love to pull a prank on Wilson.

[taylor6string]

sounds delicious.

[CarloRossiJr]

@taylor6string SPRING TRAINING... SCOTTSDALE BE THERE.



[BrennaAnn915]

I wish more people in this frogged up world had a sense of humor like this. Awesome.

I wish more people in this frogged up world had a sense of humor like this. Aw