this show will have over a million fans in a couple years. i would sign these people without hesitation. brilliance doesn't need to be intentional. pure genius
I'd love to know what kind of musical performance Francine Dancer and James Quall were giving just before the start of this video. I bet it was amazing.
will both of you little jizz stains shut the fuck up and watch the damn show? no one gives a fuck about your stupid ideological argument, both your religions are garbage.
When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. (Exodus 21:7)
You are not taking into account the cultural component of both of these texts, for they are written in a time that permitted such things, and thus directly address them.
Mecca, his birthplace had shunned Mohamed, and he cursed them for this. When he conquered it, he made it a holy place. This is not a change of story. You are not accounting for context. The law of the land was that married women ceased to be married if they were taken prisoner. This is also reflected in the book of exodus in the bible, which states in (cont.)
@CommanderDESU Mohamed made it a holy place. And then he kicked all non Muslims out of their and it was once a trading place for all people. But Mohamed the fascist bigot said no other people but Muslims can go their. And then the Muslims were upset because they had been making a living at the trading post of Mecca which was tolerant of all people. Mohamed made it a Muslim only place. So thats when he came up with sura 9:29 that gave permission to extort from non Muslims! U r ignorant! continued
@dickknows9:28O you who have believed, indeed the polytheists are unclean, so let them not approach al-Masjid al-Haram after this, their [final] year Quran (9:29) - "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued."
Deuteronomy 21 11 if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. 12 Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails 13 and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife.
@dickknows As compared with Islam where they can rape MARRIED captives, even if they are married themselves!
Some of the Companions of the Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) were reluctant to have intercourse with the female captives in the presence of their husbands who were unbelievers. So Allah, the Exalted, sent down the Qur’anic verse: (Sura 4:24) "And all married women (are forbidden) unto you save those (captives) whom your right hands possess." (Abu Dawud 2150, also Muslim 3433)
@dickknows "I R" ignorant huh? Nice. Youre once again not taking into account the cultural contexts of the texts themselves. Deuteronomy doesnt specify the age nor the marital status of the captive, so one may argue it allows for child molestation (Reminder: 8-15 was a very common marriageable age during the early 1st millenium AD), kidnapping, rape, and extramarital affairs.
And Mohammed was punishing the non Muslims of Mecca for disbelieving him, thats why he banned them.
@CommanderDESU Yesextremely ignorant. i didnt know that Allah has a culture?
Your viewing it as though it is a sociological ideology. Muslims claim that islam is the unadulterated words from God!
What in the wolrd are you talking about? You could speculate and use conjecture to insinuate such nonsense. But the Bible does not allow for child marriage, unlike Islam.
And if Mohamed were a true prophet of God he would not follow cultural norms but raise them to higher standards! Silly excuses!
@dickknows HAHAHAHAH! Mohamed was punishing people for not believing what he said was the word of God.
YEAH THATS WHAT MAKES ISLAM SO FASCIST AND BIGOTED. aRE YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL?
So if I say i am speaking to God and you dont believe me can I kill you? Is that justice and tolerance? Howe can you say such stupid things? Oh yeah, your a mOHAMEDUMB!
@dickknows Not only does this specific parable present the marriageable age of a girl, the parable also assumes that this is a fact that was already well known and observed by the peoples, specifically Israel.
Ezekial 16: You grew up and developed and became the most beautiful of jewels. Your breasts were formed and your hair grew, you who were naked and bare. Later I passed by, and when I looked at you and saw that you were old enough for love
Deuteronomy 21 11 if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman!
Now what logical fallacy and lies are you going to use?
Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64
Narrated 'Aisha:
that the Prophet married her when she was six years old Mohamed was 54 when he married a 6 year old child. Thats disgusting and harmful to the child,and the childs child. But Aishas reproductive organs were destroyed by Mohameds penis and she could never have children!
@dickknows Ahahah you accuse me of fallacy and lies when you clearly are making sweeping judgments about the true nature of god. Mohammed was punishing those he defeated in battle. I find it funny that you accuse Islam of being bigoted while proclaiming that the bible is the holy word of god and that the Koran is not. How is this? Why is the Koran not the true word of god? Why is the bible the true word of god? Why would god talk to us through a book? Uneducated baboon.
@CommanderDESU What in the world are you talking about? You make absolutely no sense. You said Mohamed was punishing the people for opposing his version of God. I didnt say that. So how are you putting your assertion on me?
You must be in a mental institution. That was YOUR explanation for him kicking out the diverse people of Mecca from ever going there again. You are a MORORN! You said he made Mecca a holy place and kicked everyone out for not accepting Islam. The turn it around on me. Absurd
@dickknows If they had accepted Islam, they would not have been defeated in battle, because there wouldn't have been a battle. Logical syllogism, buddy, did you take logic at your university? If you did you should probably go back and take English 099: That's not how you spell "Moron".
HAHAHAH! So if people succumb to his commands there wouldnt be a battle! Yeah so what. Thats forced conversion you stupid backward imbecile! You are a MENTAL MIDGET!
you just explained that Islam and Mohamed are fascist and intolerant and bigoted toward all non Muslims!
How can you be so damn stupid? Its amazing! you dont even comprehend how stupid and backward you are! LOL! this is amazing!
@dickknows Forced conversion? Like the crusades? Like the Inquisition? Yeah. Like those. Shit happened back then. The leaders of Makkah kicked Mohamed out of his birthplace and arrested his followers, so he amassed an army to take back the city. You obviously have not read the Koran. Also, congrats on spelling "moron" correctly the second time.
@CommanderDESU BWAHAHAHA! Yes thats ecxatly what you explained. LOL!
the crusades? LMAO! Do you even know what the crusades were? HAHAHAH! The crusades were a response to hundreds of years of Muslim invasions of christians mands! And the Meccans kicked him out because he was a nuisance and was criticizing everyine and they did not arrest his followers or anything. You obviously have not read the Quran, hadithm, tafsirs, and Ishaq and tabari> So far everything you said is a lie! Its pathetic!
@CommanderDESU LMAO! Do you even know what the crusades were? HAHAHAH! The crusades were a response to hundreds of years of Muslim invasions of christians mands! And the Meccans kicked him out because he was a nuisance and was criticizing everyine and they did not arrest his followers or anything. You obviously have not read the Quran, hadithm, tafsirs, and Ishaq and tabari> So far everything you said is a lie! Its pathetic!
@dickknows Oh god I am so sorry. I just clicked on your profile and realized you are a "Persecution-Complex" Christian, upset that sometimes, when you attempt to convert someone after 2000 years of cultural and societal oppression by Christians, they spit in your face. I should have known I was arguing with someone uneducated and close minded, and for that I apologize. You have a good one, buddy, and crack open a Koran sometime and read it for its poetry. Its great for the mind.
@CommanderDESU Yeah right. Your still dumb as all hell. and ignorant as well. Nothing worse than someone who is willfully ignorant who pretends to have knowledge and the ability for objective reasoning and critical thinking. It is so absurd!
You dont even know what the crusades were.
i dare you to say that you reject Mohamed as a Prophet. I dare you!
@dickknows Uh I completely reject Mohammed and any human being living or dead as a prophet.
The crusades were a military campaign by the roman catholic church to gain control of the holy land and impose Christianity as the dominant religion in the area. So no. Im not wrong.
@CommanderDESU Yes you are wrong. Nice Google from a subjective source!
The Crusaders only invaded lands that were Christian. They did not attack Saudi Arabia (other than a half-hearted expedition by a minor figure) or sack Mecca as the Muslims had done (and continued doing) to Italy and Constantinople. Their primary goal was the recapture of Jerusalem and the security of safe passage for pilgrims. The toppling of the Muslim empire was not on the agenda.
@CommanderDESU Yes you are wrong. Nice Google from a subjective source!
The Crusaders only invaded lands that were Christian. They did not attack Saudi Arabia (other than a half-hearted expedition by a minor figure) or sack Mecca as the Muslims had done (and continued doing) to Italy and Constantinople. Their primary goal was the recapture of Jerusalem and the security of safe passage for pilgrims. The toppling of the Muslim empire was not on the agenda.
@dickknows You imply that "The Holy Lands" were Christian. Because it wasnt. Constantinople was a thriving place of science in the 1400's that most scholars say was on the verge of an industrial revolution *almost 800 years before the actual industrial revolution*. Imagine where we would be today if the crusaders hadnt sacked Constantinople. Which they did. Sorry for breaking it to you. Its once again your persecution complex at work. Thinking Christians are infallible.
@dickknows Ahahahahaha. Go look up the fourth crusade dipshit. Maybe you didnt know there was more than one, or just ignored the one where Christians murdered thousands of innocents? Of course you did, because you have a persecution complex.
@CommanderDESU Hey dipshit. the point was it was invaded and taken from the Byzantines by the Muslims. And the Muslims continued to attack other lands. DUH! As you do not know or wish to stay dumb. Many were involved in the crusades, and yes their were great atrocities on both sides. Many of the so called crusaders were in it for the money. DUH! And not justified by Biblical teachings, And that Muslims cannibalized cultures & invention and claimed them as their own, just like in Europe today.
@dickknows Oh wait, sorry. Youre right. Muslims didnt invent the concept of Zero, a vast majority of out mathematical system , our numbering system, *coffee*, chess...shall I go on?
The point is that the crusades were atrocious and that Christians are capable as just as much individual evil as a Muslim. Your worldview is skewed and inaccurate based on your flawed belief that Christianity is suppressed worldwide.
@CommanderDESU BWAHAHAHAHAAH! OK FIRST OF ALL COFFEEE? ! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I gotta love it when morons believe the propaganda of Muslims!
many of the scientific advances credited to Islam were actually “borrowed” from other cultures conquered by the Muslims. The algebraic concept of “zero”, for example, is erroneously attributed to Islam when, in fact, it was a Hindu discovery that was merely introduced to the West by Muslims. Continued:
@dickknows In truth, conquered populations contributed greatly to the history of “Muslim science” until gradually being decimated by conversion to Islam (under the pressures of dhimmitude). The Muslim concentration within a population is directly proportional to the decline of scientific achievement. It is no accident that the Muslim world has had little to show for itself in the last 800 years or so, since running out of new civilizations to cannibalize. continued:
@dickknows As an example, consider that Muslims claim credit for coffee, since the beans were discovered in Africa (at the time, an important venue for Islamic slave trading). Coffee was only introduced to Islamic societies by way of their concurring and cannibalizing THE African CULTURE AND SCIENTIFIC ADVANCEMENTS. aND THEN CLAIMING IT AS THEIR WON. Muslim scholars have always tended to be students of religion rather than science.
@dickknows Why do you keep trying to deflect and demonize me because Christians are persecuted all over the world, but especially in Islamic countries.
Do you not believe that they are? What do you need to prove that? It seems your incapable of objective reasoning. you think you have it all figrured out. But so far you havent said anything factual at all. I think your just a troll who like to start with people no matter what their position so you can go against them. Very foolish & immature
@dickknows If you want to go off of these definitions than nothing the western culture has ever invented was not cannibalized. Look at Rome. Did it not cannibalize Greece? But of course I'm talking to an ignorant putz incapable of objectivity. Every single claim I have made is factual and I would dare you to point out one that isnt. Christians persecute and on a larger and wider reaching scale than any other group in the world. E.g.Christian Dominionism: of which I am sure you are a part.
@CommanderDESU What? You are the dumbest person i have ever spoken to on youtube.
No you can directly correlate who, what, where and when most things were created and developed. Explain how Rome cannibalized Greece you imbecile. The west gives credit where credit is due. Rome never said CHRISTIANITY invented something that is credited to the Greeks.
See you cannot even think critically. Troll. You just argue to argue. Every single thing you have said has been 100% FALSE! Your a joke troll!
@dickknows Nice job at presenting an example of me being wrong. Did Rome not conquer Greece and take their military structure, original religion, and art style? No? So you deny history? Oh wait, I already knew that. I knew that the moment you took a Koranic verse out of context then denied a similiar biblical verse. You have not read the Koran with an objective mind, rather with one whose mind was already made up. Thats not how to read. Im surprised bible college didnt teach you that.
@CommanderDESU OMG are you stupid. Listen dummy. Yes the conquered them. Do the Rmans or Italians go around taking credit for their culture and scientific advancements.
NO! My gosh are you stupid,
Muslims invade, slaughter the residents, cannibalize the culture and scientific advancement and lie and attribute it to Islam. You are a mental midget! I dare you to tell me what Quranic verse I took out of context.
Please I beg you , you liar. I use the Quran and Hadith and tafsirs. Troll!
@CommanderDESU OMG are you stupid. Listen dummy. Yes the conquered them. Do the Romans or Italians go around taking credit for their culture and scientific advancements.
NO! My gosh are you stupid,
Muslims invade, slaughter the residents, cannibalize the culture and scientific advancement and lie and attribute it to Islam. You are a mental midget! I dare you to tell me what Quranic verse I took out of context.
Please I beg you , you liar. I use the Quran and Hadith and tafsirs. Troll!
@dickknows Why do you keep trying to deflect and demonize me because Christians are persecuted all over the world, but especially in Islamic countries.
Do you not believe that they are? What do you need to prove that? It seems your incapable of objective reasoning. you think you have it all figrured out. But so far you havent said anything factual at all. I think your just a troll who like to start with people no matter what their position so you can go against them. Very foolish & immature
I ran into David outside of Hollywood bowl the other day singing with his puppet. Fucking hilarious! It confirmed for me that he really is just a weirdo from the street.
These guys live in my apartment building...David is pretty cool, VERY eccentric, but an honest guy. James on the other hand, is a bit of a nutcase, he goes around talking and muttering to himself...smh.
hey guys these guys don't act like Tim and Eric do. This is really how they are. They don't exactly have all their screws tightened ya feel me. They put on a great show though, unintentionally hilarious, and a great effort on their part.
@EverybodyHeardMe Islams Allah is Satan, Islam condones rape adultery murder child molestation stealing and lying. And Mohamed was a serial rapist and killer!
@CommanderDESU Oh Now I know where your going with this. Your going to try and accuse me of hate. LOL!
It is not wrong to hate evil ideologies and teachings. Just as i hate Nazism I hate the evil fascist bigoted intolerant teachings of Islam. Islam is an ideology, Muslims are the people. I do not hate Muslims, most are good people. But not because of Islam, but in spite of it! Nice try.
@dickknows Its easy to accuse you of hate because you are completely ignorant about what islam is. You should read the Koran--its reads like a somewhat heavier handed version of the bible--alot like the old testament; of course, you wont, and will probably try spouting quasi-koranic verses from anti-Islamic translations or quotes taken out of context. Islam is a religious of peace, however, like all religions, it can be used as an excuse to commit atrocities. Ignorance is mankind's true enemy.
@CommanderDESU I can prove everything i said by the Quran Sahih hadith and tafsirs! You are so ignorant it is verging on stupidity. Islam is in no way peaceful, tolerant,. or consistent with Biblical doctrine. In fact Mohamed broke most if not all of the Ten commandments. Islam condones rape, murder, child molestation, adultery, torture, fascism, bigotry, wife beating, and subjugation of all non Muslims! I have read the Quran, much of the hadith and tafsirs of Jallayn, Abbass, and kathir.
@dickknows The bible, hence Christianity, condones the stoning of homosexuals, the subjugation of women, self-mutilation, and openly supports slavery.
@CommanderDESU LOL! perhaps your not familiar with covenants. What you speak of was the Old covenant given to the Jews, and JEWS only for a certain time to establish the Abrahamic monotheistic religion!
Jeremiah 31 “The days are coming,” declares the LORD, “when I will make a new covenant
1 Corinthians 7:23 You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of men. Would you like to continue with your education?
@dickknows Luke 6:27 "But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, [28] bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.
Quran (48:29) - "Muhammad is the messenger of Allah. And those with him are hard (ruthless) against the disbelievers and merciful among themselves"
Quran (9:123) - "O you who believe! fight those of the unbelievers who are near to you and let them find in you hardness." Shall we continue with this? Your exposing your ignorance!
@dickknows 9:123 is out of context. They are speaking of the openly oppressive people of media against Muhammad's people.
"Of those who answered the call of Allah and the messenger, even after being wounded, those who do right and refrain from wrong have a great reward." 3:32
"Fight in the cause of Allah those who fight you, but do not transgress limits; for Allah loves not transgressors." 2:190
If you deny the old testament as wrong, then do you accept that the jews are evil?
@dickknows 9:123 is out of context. They are speaking of the openly oppressive people of media against Muhammad's people.
"Of those who answered the call of Allah and the messenger, even after being wounded, those who do right and refrain from wrong have a great reward." 3:32
"Fight in the cause of Allah those who fight you, but do not transgress limits; for Allah loves not transgressors." 2:190
If you deny the old testament as wrong, then do you accept that the jews are evil?
@CommanderDESU You know that would be all well and fine, if it were actually true.
You are interpreting refrain from doing wrong. Your interpretation differs from what Islam sets as it's standard of wrong.
Islam's ideals and scope of morality differs from the vast majority of any culture in the world. Because Islam redefines definitions of words and moral behavior that contradicts all normal standards. Continued on next post!
@dickknows Here is an example. Most would understand this as rape and adultery! Not Islam!
Some of the Companions of the Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) were reluctant to have intercourse with the female captives in the presence of their husbands who were unbelievers. So Allah, the Exalted, sent down the Qur’anic verse: (Quran Sura 4:24) "And all married women (are forbidden) unto you save those (captives) whom your right hands possess." (Abu Dawud 2150, also Muslim 3433)
@dickknows And maybe your not aware of abrogation in Islam. But the early verses were Meccan when Mohamed had no power and very few followers where he insulted and cursed the inhabitants of Mecca. When he gained more power, miraculously he changed his story when he gained more leverage. you know your bringing the same old ad nausea excuses all Muslims give. That are refuted by they're own doctrine and scholars?
I'm starting to think Tim and Eric coppied this show. Kinda disappointing. This is actually better than Tim and Eric. This is James quall in his PRIME!!!!!
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WTF... I had no idea Quall did these shows with DLH. I loved how they brought him out in the chrimbus special and had him attempt to tell some jokes then wheeled him away like they were tired of him...
This is hilarious. And unintentional. I wonder if at all they were attempting humor here, or if it really is this awkward. I can see where Tim & Eric would be inspired to cast David Liebe Hart. He's right up their alley.
Tim and Eric's awesome show: Great job! was always on t.v. just without Tim and Eric. Who would have thought. BTW i love how David is cutting James Quall's segment short lol. "Kay, that's it after that." lol
what kind of psychedelic....
newandjune 3 weeks ago
everyone in battle mode!
bradchd 3 weeks ago
PRAISE HOSANA
TrollMaster5 1 month ago
this show will have over a million fans in a couple years. i would sign these people without hesitation. brilliance doesn't need to be intentional. pure genius
foreverdakota1 1 month ago
I'd love to know what kind of musical performance Francine Dancer and James Quall were giving just before the start of this video. I bet it was amazing.
MatthiasAletharch 1 month ago
This is so much like a Tim and Eric-episode that it's allmost scary....
petteroes5 1 month ago
@petteroes5 praise Rang
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what is this shit, not funny at all. fucking shit
Ditrix 2 months ago
And now ladies and gentleman!
cruxofthebisquite22 2 months ago
terrifying
IceCubeJohnson 2 months ago
I'm in love with an insect woma... WTF is James Quall doing here?
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masterofdeath91 3 months ago
Would ya look at it? Our father mother god
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It's all bullshit you know....
Schnarflix 3 months ago
pure awesome
MightySnail007 3 months ago
will both of you little jizz stains shut the fuck up and watch the damn show? no one gives a fuck about your stupid ideological argument, both your religions are garbage.
MjXllcommando 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING AMAAAAAZIIIIING
Is the guy with the glasses retarded?
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When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. (Exodus 21:7)
You are not taking into account the cultural component of both of these texts, for they are written in a time that permitted such things, and thus directly address them.
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
Mecca, his birthplace had shunned Mohamed, and he cursed them for this. When he conquered it, he made it a holy place. This is not a change of story. You are not accounting for context. The law of the land was that married women ceased to be married if they were taken prisoner. This is also reflected in the book of exodus in the bible, which states in (cont.)
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU Mohamed made it a holy place. And then he kicked all non Muslims out of their and it was once a trading place for all people. But Mohamed the fascist bigot said no other people but Muslims can go their. And then the Muslims were upset because they had been making a living at the trading post of Mecca which was tolerant of all people. Mohamed made it a Muslim only place. So thats when he came up with sura 9:29 that gave permission to extort from non Muslims! U r ignorant! continued
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows 9:28O you who have believed, indeed the polytheists are unclean, so let them not approach al-Masjid al-Haram after this, their [final] year Quran (9:29) - "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued."
(Continued)
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows Your also incorrect about the OT
Deuteronomy 21 11 if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife. 12 Bring her into your home and have her shave her head, trim her nails 13 and put aside the clothes she was wearing when captured. After she has lived in your house and mourned her father and mother for a full month, then you may go to her and be her husband and she shall be your wife.
(continued)
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows As compared with Islam where they can rape MARRIED captives, even if they are married themselves!
Some of the Companions of the Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) were reluctant to have intercourse with the female captives in the presence of their husbands who were unbelievers. So Allah, the Exalted, sent down the Qur’anic verse: (Sura 4:24) "And all married women (are forbidden) unto you save those (captives) whom your right hands possess." (Abu Dawud 2150, also Muslim 3433)
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows "I R" ignorant huh? Nice. Youre once again not taking into account the cultural contexts of the texts themselves. Deuteronomy doesnt specify the age nor the marital status of the captive, so one may argue it allows for child molestation (Reminder: 8-15 was a very common marriageable age during the early 1st millenium AD), kidnapping, rape, and extramarital affairs.
And Mohammed was punishing the non Muslims of Mecca for disbelieving him, thats why he banned them.
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU Yesextremely ignorant. i didnt know that Allah has a culture?
Your viewing it as though it is a sociological ideology. Muslims claim that islam is the unadulterated words from God!
What in the wolrd are you talking about? You could speculate and use conjecture to insinuate such nonsense. But the Bible does not allow for child marriage, unlike Islam.
And if Mohamed were a true prophet of God he would not follow cultural norms but raise them to higher standards! Silly excuses!
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows HAHAHAHAH! Mohamed was punishing people for not believing what he said was the word of God.
YEAH THATS WHAT MAKES ISLAM SO FASCIST AND BIGOTED. aRE YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL?
So if I say i am speaking to God and you dont believe me can I kill you? Is that justice and tolerance? Howe can you say such stupid things? Oh yeah, your a mOHAMEDUMB!
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows Not only does this specific parable present the marriageable age of a girl, the parable also assumes that this is a fact that was already well known and observed by the peoples, specifically Israel.
Ezekial 16: You grew up and developed and became the most beautiful of jewels. Your breasts were formed and your hair grew, you who were naked and bare. Later I passed by, and when I looked at you and saw that you were old enough for love
Shall we continue with your education?
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows Also it states a WOMAN!
Deuteronomy 21 11 if you notice among the captives a beautiful woman!
Now what logical fallacy and lies are you going to use?
Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64
Narrated 'Aisha:
that the Prophet married her when she was six years old Mohamed was 54 when he married a 6 year old child. Thats disgusting and harmful to the child,and the childs child. But Aishas reproductive organs were destroyed by Mohameds penis and she could never have children!
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows Ahahah you accuse me of fallacy and lies when you clearly are making sweeping judgments about the true nature of god. Mohammed was punishing those he defeated in battle. I find it funny that you accuse Islam of being bigoted while proclaiming that the bible is the holy word of god and that the Koran is not. How is this? Why is the Koran not the true word of god? Why is the bible the true word of god? Why would god talk to us through a book? Uneducated baboon.
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU What in the world are you talking about? You make absolutely no sense. You said Mohamed was punishing the people for opposing his version of God. I didnt say that. So how are you putting your assertion on me?
You must be in a mental institution. That was YOUR explanation for him kicking out the diverse people of Mecca from ever going there again. You are a MORORN! You said he made Mecca a holy place and kicked everyone out for not accepting Islam. The turn it around on me. Absurd
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows If they had accepted Islam, they would not have been defeated in battle, because there wouldn't have been a battle. Logical syllogism, buddy, did you take logic at your university? If you did you should probably go back and take English 099: That's not how you spell "Moron".
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU No shit you moron.
HAHAHAH! So if people succumb to his commands there wouldnt be a battle! Yeah so what. Thats forced conversion you stupid backward imbecile! You are a MENTAL MIDGET!
you just explained that Islam and Mohamed are fascist and intolerant and bigoted toward all non Muslims!
How can you be so damn stupid? Its amazing! you dont even comprehend how stupid and backward you are! LOL! this is amazing!
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows Forced conversion? Like the crusades? Like the Inquisition? Yeah. Like those. Shit happened back then. The leaders of Makkah kicked Mohamed out of his birthplace and arrested his followers, so he amassed an army to take back the city. You obviously have not read the Koran. Also, congrats on spelling "moron" correctly the second time.
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU BWAHAHAHA! Yes thats ecxatly what you explained. LOL!
the crusades? LMAO! Do you even know what the crusades were? HAHAHAH! The crusades were a response to hundreds of years of Muslim invasions of christians mands! And the Meccans kicked him out because he was a nuisance and was criticizing everyine and they did not arrest his followers or anything. You obviously have not read the Quran, hadithm, tafsirs, and Ishaq and tabari> So far everything you said is a lie! Its pathetic!
dickknows 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU LMAO! Do you even know what the crusades were? HAHAHAH! The crusades were a response to hundreds of years of Muslim invasions of christians mands! And the Meccans kicked him out because he was a nuisance and was criticizing everyine and they did not arrest his followers or anything. You obviously have not read the Quran, hadithm, tafsirs, and Ishaq and tabari> So far everything you said is a lie! Its pathetic!
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows Oh god I am so sorry. I just clicked on your profile and realized you are a "Persecution-Complex" Christian, upset that sometimes, when you attempt to convert someone after 2000 years of cultural and societal oppression by Christians, they spit in your face. I should have known I was arguing with someone uneducated and close minded, and for that I apologize. You have a good one, buddy, and crack open a Koran sometime and read it for its poetry. Its great for the mind.
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU Well you just explained that it is justified to impose your death cult on others and fight them if they do not accept.
You are one of the dumbest most ill informed people I have ever spoken to in my entire life.
'I have read the Qrapcan twice and much of the Sahih Hadith, tafsirs, Ishaq and Tabari.
And thank you for exposing your bigotry toward Christians and all non muslims who will not accept your fascist bigoted death cult! You are insane!
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows But I'm not a Muslim.
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU Yeah right. Your still dumb as all hell. and ignorant as well. Nothing worse than someone who is willfully ignorant who pretends to have knowledge and the ability for objective reasoning and critical thinking. It is so absurd!
You dont even know what the crusades were.
i dare you to say that you reject Mohamed as a Prophet. I dare you!
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows Uh I completely reject Mohammed and any human being living or dead as a prophet.
The crusades were a military campaign by the roman catholic church to gain control of the holy land and impose Christianity as the dominant religion in the area. So no. Im not wrong.
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU Yes you are wrong. Nice Google from a subjective source!
The Crusaders only invaded lands that were Christian. They did not attack Saudi Arabia (other than a half-hearted expedition by a minor figure) or sack Mecca as the Muslims had done (and continued doing) to Italy and Constantinople. Their primary goal was the recapture of Jerusalem and the security of safe passage for pilgrims. The toppling of the Muslim empire was not on the agenda.
dickknows 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU Yes you are wrong. Nice Google from a subjective source!
The Crusaders only invaded lands that were Christian. They did not attack Saudi Arabia (other than a half-hearted expedition by a minor figure) or sack Mecca as the Muslims had done (and continued doing) to Italy and Constantinople. Their primary goal was the recapture of Jerusalem and the security of safe passage for pilgrims. The toppling of the Muslim empire was not on the agenda.
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows You imply that "The Holy Lands" were Christian. Because it wasnt. Constantinople was a thriving place of science in the 1400's that most scholars say was on the verge of an industrial revolution *almost 800 years before the actual industrial revolution*. Imagine where we would be today if the crusaders hadnt sacked Constantinople. Which they did. Sorry for breaking it to you. Its once again your persecution complex at work. Thinking Christians are infallible.
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU What i imply is that it was taken by force from the Christians by Muslims! The crusaders did not sack Constantinople. The Muslims did!
LOL! What are you talking about? This ridiculous!
638 Muslim Crusaders conquer and annex Jerusalem, taking it from the Byzantines.
638-650 Muslim Crusaders conquer Iran, except along Caspian Sea.
639-642 Muslim Crusaders conquer Egypt.
673-678Muslims besiege Constantinople, capital of Byzantine Empire
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows Ahahahahaha. Go look up the fourth crusade dipshit. Maybe you didnt know there was more than one, or just ignored the one where Christians murdered thousands of innocents? Of course you did, because you have a persecution complex.
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU Hey dipshit. the point was it was invaded and taken from the Byzantines by the Muslims. And the Muslims continued to attack other lands. DUH! As you do not know or wish to stay dumb. Many were involved in the crusades, and yes their were great atrocities on both sides. Many of the so called crusaders were in it for the money. DUH! And not justified by Biblical teachings, And that Muslims cannibalized cultures & invention and claimed them as their own, just like in Europe today.
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows Oh wait, sorry. Youre right. Muslims didnt invent the concept of Zero, a vast majority of out mathematical system , our numbering system, *coffee*, chess...shall I go on?
The point is that the crusades were atrocious and that Christians are capable as just as much individual evil as a Muslim. Your worldview is skewed and inaccurate based on your flawed belief that Christianity is suppressed worldwide.
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU BWAHAHAHAHAAH! OK FIRST OF ALL COFFEEE? ! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I gotta love it when morons believe the propaganda of Muslims!
many of the scientific advances credited to Islam were actually “borrowed” from other cultures conquered by the Muslims. The algebraic concept of “zero”, for example, is erroneously attributed to Islam when, in fact, it was a Hindu discovery that was merely introduced to the West by Muslims. Continued:
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows In truth, conquered populations contributed greatly to the history of “Muslim science” until gradually being decimated by conversion to Islam (under the pressures of dhimmitude). The Muslim concentration within a population is directly proportional to the decline of scientific achievement. It is no accident that the Muslim world has had little to show for itself in the last 800 years or so, since running out of new civilizations to cannibalize. continued:
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows As an example, consider that Muslims claim credit for coffee, since the beans were discovered in Africa (at the time, an important venue for Islamic slave trading). Coffee was only introduced to Islamic societies by way of their concurring and cannibalizing THE African CULTURE AND SCIENTIFIC ADVANCEMENTS. aND THEN CLAIMING IT AS THEIR WON. Muslim scholars have always tended to be students of religion rather than science.
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows Why do you keep trying to deflect and demonize me because Christians are persecuted all over the world, but especially in Islamic countries.
Do you not believe that they are? What do you need to prove that? It seems your incapable of objective reasoning. you think you have it all figrured out. But so far you havent said anything factual at all. I think your just a troll who like to start with people no matter what their position so you can go against them. Very foolish & immature
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows If you want to go off of these definitions than nothing the western culture has ever invented was not cannibalized. Look at Rome. Did it not cannibalize Greece? But of course I'm talking to an ignorant putz incapable of objectivity. Every single claim I have made is factual and I would dare you to point out one that isnt. Christians persecute and on a larger and wider reaching scale than any other group in the world. E.g.Christian Dominionism: of which I am sure you are a part.
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU What? You are the dumbest person i have ever spoken to on youtube.
No you can directly correlate who, what, where and when most things were created and developed. Explain how Rome cannibalized Greece you imbecile. The west gives credit where credit is due. Rome never said CHRISTIANITY invented something that is credited to the Greeks.
See you cannot even think critically. Troll. You just argue to argue. Every single thing you have said has been 100% FALSE! Your a joke troll!
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows Nice job at presenting an example of me being wrong. Did Rome not conquer Greece and take their military structure, original religion, and art style? No? So you deny history? Oh wait, I already knew that. I knew that the moment you took a Koranic verse out of context then denied a similiar biblical verse. You have not read the Koran with an objective mind, rather with one whose mind was already made up. Thats not how to read. Im surprised bible college didnt teach you that.
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU OMG are you stupid. Listen dummy. Yes the conquered them. Do the Rmans or Italians go around taking credit for their culture and scientific advancements.
NO! My gosh are you stupid,
Muslims invade, slaughter the residents, cannibalize the culture and scientific advancement and lie and attribute it to Islam. You are a mental midget! I dare you to tell me what Quranic verse I took out of context.
Please I beg you , you liar. I use the Quran and Hadith and tafsirs. Troll!
dickknows 4 months ago
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@dickknows Why don't you FUCK off? All Religions are bullshit. You're just as much a scum bag. Fuck you and go the fuck somewhere else.
TheAvatrolOfficial 3 months ago
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@CommanderDESU OMG are you stupid. Listen dummy. Yes the conquered them. Do the Romans or Italians go around taking credit for their culture and scientific advancements.
NO! My gosh are you stupid,
Muslims invade, slaughter the residents, cannibalize the culture and scientific advancement and lie and attribute it to Islam. You are a mental midget! I dare you to tell me what Quranic verse I took out of context.
Please I beg you , you liar. I use the Quran and Hadith and tafsirs. Troll!
dickknows 4 months ago
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@dickknows Why do you keep trying to deflect and demonize me because Christians are persecuted all over the world, but especially in Islamic countries.
Do you not believe that they are? What do you need to prove that? It seems your incapable of objective reasoning. you think you have it all figrured out. But so far you havent said anything factual at all. I think your just a troll who like to start with people no matter what their position so you can go against them. Very foolish & immature
dickknows 4 months ago
Is that guy on the right retarded?
POLKARTIST2 4 months ago
I ran into David outside of Hollywood bowl the other day singing with his puppet. Fucking hilarious! It confirmed for me that he really is just a weirdo from the street.
TheAndrewlawlrence 4 months ago
imagine being cornered by james quall at a party
GoggleEyedOne 5 months ago
lol that dude is trying so hard not to laugh
cHEWT2910 5 months ago
These guys live in my apartment building...David is pretty cool, VERY eccentric, but an honest guy. James on the other hand, is a bit of a nutcase, he goes around talking and muttering to himself...smh.
Songstress1908 6 months ago
hey guys these guys don't act like Tim and Eric do. This is really how they are. They don't exactly have all their screws tightened ya feel me. They put on a great show though, unintentionally hilarious, and a great effort on their part.
joeyxdope 6 months ago
Ghastly.
lurconis666 6 months ago
James Quall.
This is Quall-ity programming.
ChristianU2ubeh 6 months ago
spaghetti and meatballs
joesmomisdead 7 months ago
@joesmomisdead
lol
959chris 7 months ago
OH MY GOD, I was wrong, OSama is not the Mahadi, it is you! Only God, Allah, and the aliens knew.
EverybodyHeardMe 7 months ago
@EverybodyHeardMe Islams Allah is Satan, Islam condones rape adultery murder child molestation stealing and lying. And Mohamed was a serial rapist and killer!
dickknows 6 months ago
@dickknows WTF? how is this related
pre03 5 months ago
@pre03 I WAS RESPONDING TO SOMEONE! ISLAM IS EVIL, FACT!
dickknows 5 months ago
@dickknows Only as evil as Christianity.
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU Really? Where does Jesus teach evil? All I have ever read is love and tolerance.
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows Then why dont you follow his teachings?
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU Oh Now I know where your going with this. Your going to try and accuse me of hate. LOL!
It is not wrong to hate evil ideologies and teachings. Just as i hate Nazism I hate the evil fascist bigoted intolerant teachings of Islam. Islam is an ideology, Muslims are the people. I do not hate Muslims, most are good people. But not because of Islam, but in spite of it! Nice try.
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows Its easy to accuse you of hate because you are completely ignorant about what islam is. You should read the Koran--its reads like a somewhat heavier handed version of the bible--alot like the old testament; of course, you wont, and will probably try spouting quasi-koranic verses from anti-Islamic translations or quotes taken out of context. Islam is a religious of peace, however, like all religions, it can be used as an excuse to commit atrocities. Ignorance is mankind's true enemy.
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU I can prove everything i said by the Quran Sahih hadith and tafsirs! You are so ignorant it is verging on stupidity. Islam is in no way peaceful, tolerant,. or consistent with Biblical doctrine. In fact Mohamed broke most if not all of the Ten commandments. Islam condones rape, murder, child molestation, adultery, torture, fascism, bigotry, wife beating, and subjugation of all non Muslims! I have read the Quran, much of the hadith and tafsirs of Jallayn, Abbass, and kathir.
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows The bible, hence Christianity, condones the stoning of homosexuals, the subjugation of women, self-mutilation, and openly supports slavery.
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU LOL! perhaps your not familiar with covenants. What you speak of was the Old covenant given to the Jews, and JEWS only for a certain time to establish the Abrahamic monotheistic religion!
Jeremiah 31 “The days are coming,” declares the LORD, “when I will make a new covenant
1 Corinthians 7:23 You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of men. Would you like to continue with your education?
Now lets compare with the Quran
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows Luke 6:27 "But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, [28] bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.
Quran (48:29) - "Muhammad is the messenger of Allah. And those with him are hard (ruthless) against the disbelievers and merciful among themselves"
Quran (9:123) - "O you who believe! fight those of the unbelievers who are near to you and let them find in you hardness." Shall we continue with this? Your exposing your ignorance!
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows 9:123 is out of context. They are speaking of the openly oppressive people of media against Muhammad's people.
"Of those who answered the call of Allah and the messenger, even after being wounded, those who do right and refrain from wrong have a great reward." 3:32
"Fight in the cause of Allah those who fight you, but do not transgress limits; for Allah loves not transgressors." 2:190
If you deny the old testament as wrong, then do you accept that the jews are evil?
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@dickknows 9:123 is out of context. They are speaking of the openly oppressive people of media against Muhammad's people.
"Of those who answered the call of Allah and the messenger, even after being wounded, those who do right and refrain from wrong have a great reward." 3:32
"Fight in the cause of Allah those who fight you, but do not transgress limits; for Allah loves not transgressors." 2:190
If you deny the old testament as wrong, then do you accept that the jews are evil?
CommanderDESU 4 months ago
@CommanderDESU You know that would be all well and fine, if it were actually true.
You are interpreting refrain from doing wrong. Your interpretation differs from what Islam sets as it's standard of wrong.
Islam's ideals and scope of morality differs from the vast majority of any culture in the world. Because Islam redefines definitions of words and moral behavior that contradicts all normal standards. Continued on next post!
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows Here is an example. Most would understand this as rape and adultery! Not Islam!
Some of the Companions of the Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) were reluctant to have intercourse with the female captives in the presence of their husbands who were unbelievers. So Allah, the Exalted, sent down the Qur’anic verse: (Quran Sura 4:24) "And all married women (are forbidden) unto you save those (captives) whom your right hands possess." (Abu Dawud 2150, also Muslim 3433)
dickknows 4 months ago
@dickknows And maybe your not aware of abrogation in Islam. But the early verses were Meccan when Mohamed had no power and very few followers where he insulted and cursed the inhabitants of Mecca. When he gained more power, miraculously he changed his story when he gained more leverage. you know your bringing the same old ad nausea excuses all Muslims give. That are refuted by they're own doctrine and scholars?
dickknows 4 months ago
Who's this fairly normal man with them?
HUBWAA 8 months ago
@HUBWAA adam papagan with hair.
dobfre 8 months ago
wtf
jayfiver 8 months ago
Today I learned about the Book of Jasper. I didn't know there was anyone named Jasper in the Holy Land.
VerdantTemplar 9 months ago
2:18 "The birth of Jesus that is the babe...by that was born in me"
Verschrankung 9 months ago
LOL at the facepalm at 6:50 !!
jd131 9 months ago
QUALL! SWAYG!
grandmasterbatpack 10 months ago
I wonder if the people who know this man have ever thought to put him in a mental hospital? I just hope all he dose is just an act.
MostcallmeZach86 10 months ago
the dancing is hypnotic
masksandlycra 10 months ago
i have a theory that when you die, your soul goes to this place for eternity.
InstantKarmaAndroid 11 months ago
The best performance art is always unintentional.
thatmuse76 11 months ago
i feel like this would be millions and billions of times better if that were tim instead of adam.
eyessack 1 year ago
He calls him Jame Squall
lol
ontariobuds 1 year ago
I'm starting to think Tim and Eric coppied this show. Kinda disappointing. This is actually better than Tim and Eric. This is James quall in his PRIME!!!!!
punkpop8689 1 year ago
James Quall is as adorable as a teddy bear with cupcakes. :)
anitacigarette 1 year ago
It's pretty clearly an act. They don't act like this in their day to day lives. I hope.
Kittyman55 1 year ago
OH MY GOD DUDE IM SO BAKED AND LAUGHING MY ASS OFF HOYL FUCK AND ARE THEY TALKIGN ABOUT DRUGS?
ZeroFx2 1 year ago
HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS WILLIAM CLINTON SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS.
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foxmeats 1 year ago
WTF... I had no idea Quall did these shows with DLH. I loved how they brought him out in the chrimbus special and had him attempt to tell some jokes then wheeled him away like they were tired of him...
BMFahrtz 1 year ago
Wow, I knew about David Liebe Hart, but I thought Quall was a character they made up. I'm not sure why, but I freaking love James Quall.
ZeldaDD 1 year ago
I always thought these guys were just acting insane for the Tim and Eric show. Little did I know they are like actually like this
Ichiboy900 1 year ago
When is this on Dutch TV?
Frankboxmeer 1 year ago
2:07 "-That's it after that." Freakin HI-LARIOUS!!!
CTJR2010 1 year ago 4
@CTJR2010 Probably my favorite part of the video. You can tell DLH was getting a bit annoyed.
ChachiTelevision1979 1 year ago
Give back chip the black boy!!!!
Rshimy 1 year ago
These guys are funny when Tim & Eric exploit them, but this is just an unfunny creepy mindfuck.
taikinasuikka 1 year ago 3
@taikinasuikka entertaining nonetheless. Would you rather watch king of queens?
Rshimy 1 year ago
this is hilarious!
hmillernin 1 year ago
This brand of awful cannot be simulated by a trained actor.
gnortznitz 1 year ago
@gnortznitz you said it best
buttlord123 1 year ago
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gnortznitz 1 year ago
I love the ridiculous clacking of Liebe harts puppet, I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to do that, lol.
patio87 1 year ago
This is better than Ugly Betty & Big Bang Theory combined
RyanTL85 1 year ago 3
"I stayed in school at look at me"
Seriously, nothing about this program helps itself.
SamuelEllmer 1 year ago
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nadeeraist 1 year ago
I'm Quall. I'm also Quall.
PoisonousMarmalade 1 year ago
I've never seen such a Quallity show.
Leatherbubba 1 year ago 4
I'm Quall.
Leatherbubba 1 year ago
spaghetti and meatbaalllss
StephenWhiley 1 year ago
i like how james quall calls jimmy carter 'james carter' and how shoddy the audio is.
rossman4eva96 1 year ago
Someday, all entertainment will be like this... unless we ban nuclear weapons today.
timharrod 1 year ago
James Quall doesn't give a shit about jesus, just wants to do impressions of presidents.
perkzo 1 year ago 20
@perkzo James, Albert says that's all.
Granitoons 5 months ago
wow 48000 views cool!!!
floorange 1 year ago
YOU TWO ARE THE BEST STUDENTS IN MY SQUA... QUALLEGE
onemoreclint 1 year ago 18
These people are mentally ill? I don't go to church because of people like these. Maybe this is what people that don't do drug's act like.
captaincough 1 year ago
Throw in Count Smokula on the accordion and John Kilduff painting on a treadmill in the background and you've got perfection.
GeraldWatercrest 1 year ago
the dogs singing voice is nicer than his talking voice
OHanswerME4Hamlet20 1 year ago
HELLO I AM WIlLLIAM CLINTON... SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS
DEEECKED 1 year ago 4
wen dis was filmed, it wasnt an election year
OHanswerME4Hamlet20 1 year ago
Mannnn. That younger guy is a great fucking sport, despite the facepalm at around 6:55.
This is as close to hell as I can imagine, tied into a magnificently awkward situation broadcasting songs about "God".
LerakKcirtapEimaj 1 year ago
RIP richard dunn
theweakwillwalk 1 year ago 3
saiillinggg quallage!
underlinedbluetext 1 year ago
en-quall
JonYodice 1 year ago
I feel like I'm watching Tim and Eric still. XD
Iolimcool 1 year ago
I cant stand that clicking the puppets mouth makes
FatPopCorn 1 year ago
"chip the black boy"
FatPopCorn 1 year ago 2
" ....stay in school guys ...look at me ..."
unitron 1 year ago
lol
wargasm58 1 year ago
This is hilarious. And unintentional. I wonder if at all they were attempting humor here, or if it really is this awkward. I can see where Tim & Eric would be inspired to cast David Liebe Hart. He's right up their alley.
MordaciousFilms 1 year ago
QUALL NOW!!!
deserteagle02356 1 year ago 2
the dude is the grey shirt is just having the time of his life...he's only there because he's high as shit
goscene23 1 year ago 4
lol francine dancer was on the kassemg tim and eric shouldve put her on their show before she went crazy and lost her cat
FistFullOfDavid 1 year ago
ENQUALL!!!
novatron11 1 year ago
O_O
TheElectricDreamer93 1 year ago
i died laughing when the the young guy palms his face in shame
pancakepillow 1 year ago
"I stayed in school, look at me!" Kids, drop out now, before it's too late!
wendighoul 1 year ago 3
clack clack clack.
UpperCrustthe3rd 1 year ago
quall-ity stuff here.
sortofawesome 1 year ago
if the show talked slightly less about religion, just a little, it could be one of those stupid shows on adult swim with no point
DynamiteKiwi 1 year ago
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@Cymakil I think you meant to say, "this show is pure quallity."
TSGSU 1 year ago
this show is pure quality
Cymakil 1 year ago
@Cymakil You mean "Quall-ity"!
shoehedgie 1 year ago
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to bad god decided to not finsh making your brain. For such a beloved child of jesus, you sure are sexy.
Potemtole 1 year ago
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to bad god decided to not finsh making your brain. For such a beloved child of jesus, you sure are sexy.
Potemtole 1 year ago
to bad god decided to not finsh making your brain. For such a beloved child of jesus, you sure are sexy.
Potemtole 1 year ago
James Quall is sooooo bad hahaha XD It's hilarious that he thinks he's any good XD
EmoElmoOnHigh 1 year ago
I don't want to ruin all the fun, but I think this is a joke.
They can't be serious. Really.
And why would David Liebe Hart join Tim & Eric if he was trying to be serious? Unless they offered him a ton of money...
tripthelightfilm 1 year ago
The one normal guy on the show looks like he is trying not to laugh his ass off.
orlick82 1 year ago
Wow.
orlick82 1 year ago
Tim and Eric's awesome show: Great job! was always on t.v. just without Tim and Eric. Who would have thought. BTW i love how David is cutting James Quall's segment short lol. "Kay, that's it after that." lol
Potemtole 1 year ago
Wow.
debauchery73 1 year ago
The birth of Jesus that was the Bay-------Be