243/365: german cussing

[DoedelUp1902]

wow, ich bin wirklich beeindruckt. du sprichst perfekt deutsch, ohne irgendeinen dialekt oder fehler. man könnte denken, dass du ein echter deutscher bist. meinen größten respekt!

[assbach]

@DoedelUp1902 das könnte daran liegen, dass ich Deutscher bin ;)

[DaniellaaKarlsen]

I say "Scheisse" very often actually xD I think it's a funny word (a) xD

[catdog2014]

bist du Schwul ?

[ChIcAnO2111]

NEIN!!!!!

[ArabianImages]

how do you say dumb ass?

[zn4rf]

@ArabianImages well you could say "dummer arsch" or "dummes arschloch" :D if you translate the second frase directly it would say dumb arsehole/asshole in englisch :D

[11Kralle]

@ArabianImages

There are a lot of german local cussings, which could translate that. My choice would be old-schooled - as the english expression of yours - and pretty spreaded: Blödmann (like the french `bleu´ with a n ending `d´ plus - english written - `munn´) Idiot would also do the trick, but you have to pronounce the ´o` like the french word for water `eau´. Go mainly for a well-spoken arschloch - if its spoken in foreign way, the insult could be felt much much harder, though...

[deutschbagnl]

You have a flawless sounding American accent. Not very often I hear native German speakers with American accents in English; usually it is British English.

[assbach]

@deutschbagnl that's right, thank you. we usually learn BE here - i like AE better and luckily had opportunities to learn and practice it.

[werewolf327]

@assbach Your accent is actually very much like a city accent. It sounds sort of like you're from New York.

[markpianoman]

Bitch would be better translated as "Zicke"...because "Schlampe" implies a female who sleeps around...and a bitch is not necessarily a female who sleeps around but rather a very grumpy female.

[MultamBibit]

can you make that other curssing lesson you said that you were going to make?

[11Kralle]

My advice for everyone, who is trying to learn such techniques-of-culture: go to the northern territories and learn from the best! Why? Insults, curses and inappropriate understatements are the core of these peoples communication - ask south german folks about it, they never could avoid laughing while listening to their `mouthfoul´ hosts on vacation at the german/baltic-sea. At least my favorite curse: `Verfickte Assi-Scheiße!´ and `Geh kacken, Du Assi´

[deviljin989]

are you german just wondering

[assbach]

@deviljin989 yes i am

[lutdabs]

@assbach Aus Deutschland?

[assbach]

@lutdabs ich? ja

[lutdabs]

@assbach Ja. (I'm from and was born in Detroit (Michigan), So when I heard you speak English, you sound like the typical Guy; that you would hear at some random diner talking to his friends; In essense you have a great American accent. Plus you speak it as afloat as someone with a good education, whom's mother tongue is English. Met that as a complement. kudos!

[assbach]

@lutdabs thanks a lot - your comment made my day. :) 

[TokioHotelLovaForeva]

hahaha. i use this to teach my german friend german cuz she dosnt no german. thats wow haha

[danimals510]

Just to confirm, schlampe is a feminine verb right?

[assbach]

@danimals510 feminine noun not verb :) "die Schlampe" with a capital S.

[danimals510]

@assbach Oh right, don't know what I was thinking when I typed that. >__<

[Seastone88]

Ha, you look adorable. Even though you're cursing.

[bryantherandom]

damn no "f word" :/ thats my favorite cuss word

[danimals510]

@bryantherandom He said it at 0:46. It's fick.

[JosefScarletteMUA]

You're the best! My father was German. Since I was a kid, I've ALWAYS wanted to learn German. But cussing in German will have to do for now. lmao

[HalloFusilli]

This guy is very entertaining to watch. BTW your vids are pretty helpful.

[destined2bebossy]

you look so cool. lol thanks. i like learning bad words in other languages. its just fun to say that to other people who dont kno. i knew a**hole, sh!t but d@mn and b!tch was new. i dont hear that alot in the german songs that i listen to except sha.

[assbach]

@destined2bebossy well, there are some german rappers that use more "intensive" cuss words. I wouldn't want to put a video on here using these, that's just not me.

[jorumpl]

the most offendig word imo is hurensohn which means son of a whore, say it to s.o. and you gonna be beaten up ;)

[11Kralle]

@jorumpl

Most offending imo: Pissnelke, Hackfresse, Napfsülze, Kinderschreck

those expressions are not often used and aim for the look of the `victim´. If you not german and use these well, you will effect widely-opened faces.

Pissnelke (a conj. of Piss and a flower), Hackfresse (Chop-gob), Napfsülze (a spam in a pot), KInderschreck (a man who is threatening kids)

[GermanHardstyler1]

@11Kralle

an "Fickschnitzel" xD

[TheJuliaLoveYou]

so viele schimpfwörter in einer minute ^^

[McIvan123]

I like how you just get to the point. I think its annoying when somebody says they're gonna do something and takes them like 10 minutes to do it.

[assbach]

you're right, thank you.

this was part of my one-minute (every day) video project, so i had to do it like that ;) but i agree with you.

[geeksquad2]

mist means crap

[assbach]

@geeksquad2 "Mist" is far more harmless than "Kacke" - the german word "Mist" is more like "junk" or "garbage"

[geeksquad2]

What does Kacke mean? and junk or garbage are basically the same as crap. i mean thats what the germans say for crap. I know a lot of german teenagers. I wonder if they sell sierra mist in deutschland

[ZandDProductons]

im my middle school german 1 class we even say mist...so ein mist. like thats garbage, or whatever

[11Kralle]

@geeksquad2

Kacke is ancient greek (kakn: kappa-alpha-kappa-eta) and means the same: Das Schlechte/ the bad

[ichhilf3]

Thank you again for your time and efforts!! Your English, by the way, is quite good! A little Brit mixed woth a lil New York, or something... I'm from Texas, so I've been told that I have a strong "Southern" accent, but I can't hear it.. (haa-haa) Bis später! :)

[assbach]

thanks for your nice comments! i prefer sounding american btw but i think it's just the way i learned it... from different sources.

[doubtfulexistence]

It's spelled Scheiße, my dear forglegorktheork!

[portia83]

You are so handsome-I love listening to your videos ;)

[katiediddidwhat]

haha, this video is great! you sound like a new yorker :)

[assbach]

hahah, thank you.

[XxNocturnalQueenXx]

good video ! :)

make more videos please im trying to learn

and i only know basics and numbers so far ..

[assbach]

what exactly do you wanna know/learn? these were only fun videos, i am not a teacher or something :)

[bigwo56]

Well i maybe not learn as well by reading, but but it is not a waste of time by any means.... to em, the Germans's language is quite precise and strong. Good challenge for me to try to learn!!

Danke....

[bigwo56]

Gut stuff!! Thanks for your time & efforts..  For me, I can "read" translations all day long, and learn NICHT... but to Hear the CORREKT pronunciations, is much better!! Danke sehr!!

[ilikehairbands]

ha This is so funny. Sie ist eine Schlampe lol.

[ratehim]

This is absolutely hilarious 0:47

Then, the little wink at the end. Hahah.

[GordonFreeman70]

You sound russian! over at 00:56, or are you german?

[assbach]

russian? oh why... no i'm german. sorry if it doesn't sound good.

[digla33]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o

[flakbac]

your a prick just like your grandfather

[assbach]

oh you know my grandpa, cool - thanks for your polite comment. i wish you knew how to write proper english dear flakbac

[kyodaie]

Sorry for some American peoples rudeness and stupidity. I live in America. But, my father is German. He teaches me some. Please don't think of ALL Americans or American/Germans to be rude or ignorant for people like flakbach saying rude comments. I very much enjoy your videos. Thank you.

[assbach]

thank you kyodaie,

i know many nice Americans and i would never generalize like that ;) when you publish videos on youtube, the risk that you will get comments like that is high. but so what, obviously a handful of people like them and that makes it worth for me...

[kyodaie]

exactly ! keep up the good work ! :D

[KEVOm107G]

Yea i know how ignorant some Americans can get especially in places like Texas, nice place but people can be real stupid!, im part German too btw and part Spanish, and im learning German through German music like Rammstein! its actually not that hard which is why i like learning that way :).. interesting video btw now i can cuss people out in German! :)

[tempname11111]

@kyodaie Assholes know no nationality. There are assholes from all over the world. Don't apologize for being American, that's what our marxist president does. You also can't stereotype a whole country based on comments seen on the cesspool of the Internet: youtube comments sections. Alles Gute.

[iwubjessemccartney97]

lol thnx dude...now i can swear at my friends and they will b like....wtf?  >:D lol

[rbda51]

Love your videos. You have a great screen presence and make language an adventure.

[vietnamguy1223]

u got shit rong its not shise or whatever u said its shiste

[numba1fisher]

I thought it was SHITZA!!!!! hahaha

[forglegorktheork]

It's spelled "Schieße."

[umsulieman]

"Ya wanna know what bitch means" lol It sounded so funny when you said that. You should do some grammar videos, I always have a hard time with die, der, das

[assbach]

mhm, will think about that. i'm not a good teacher though...

[jameswx09]

nazi!!!!!!!!! jk

[assbach]

nazi? absolute bullshit man.

i'm glad yo put a "jk" there. but that's not funny anyway.

[WtFweReUthinking90]

Pause your face at 0:54

[bamasteve94]

he looks like hes scared! lol.

[03117028]

Gut

[ILOVEYOUALL14]

You know?

xD Umm, when I was younger.

I always used to say "shy-sta" for shit. xD

LOL! And it just sounded similar to the way you said it, except the t. :P

[mrscornell]

"You wanna know what bitch means?" HAHAHAHAHA. You are awesome. You need your own TV show!

[jameswx09]

tann tú tú

[jameswx09]

faggot german

[WtFweReUthinking90]

DUDE!! German is the sheisse!!!

[ethanswish123]

why don't you shut the fuck up don't make fun of Germans you fucking CUNT. Vipiss dich du verdammte sheißa!!!!

[gibhran11]

I thought it was

Verpiss dich du verdammte Scheisse!!!(cant remember how to make esste)

Thats how I know at least.

[rapperSkater]

@jameswx09: You are ignorant and dumb. Sucks to be you.

[pillow135]

Ich fand dies Video echt lustig!!!

[PrincessxRei]

Your lessons are very helpful though I gotta admit you're kinda scary at times OTL ♥

[assbach]

absolutely, i'm scaring myself very often ;)

[PrincessxRei]

Haha, of course. But if it's kind of scary then you'll remember it better. Like. Shit I better not screw this up 8|

[TeamPCA]

very good!

[hallomausis]

haha wie geil "verdammte scheiße!" wie geil xD

[dragoons9009]

Strange comment. Nothing else to say. :)

[blairwithflair]

dass war awesomm

[dragoons9009]

Agreed.

[dragonfly1593]

Scheiße. Du bist total geil.

[dardarj]

lol. i agree. :)

[LotusFrog]

Excellent.

You are so funny, man.

[marcburo]

very important lesson, just hope you could spell them as well... help to pronounce...

[menashadude]

These are great lessons, awsome ....please make more.

[assbach]

really? oh thank you, this is a huge compliment for me! :)

[clarinetfanatic]

OMG, this has to be the best german cussing video ever! "Do you want to know what BITCH means!" , LOL that made me laugh so hard.

danke schön

[Rebacowgirl8]

favroite one.LOL

[Rebacowgirl8]

lol good one!!!!! but crap is not a cuss word. so want to be friends????

[Rhonda9]

Everyone wants to know those words first! LOL

[Fragem420]

Ja du schwuler ich kenne diese wörter immer schon.

Yes you fag, I already knew these words.

Show me some better German cusswords, what you get this out of your 1st day of German class?

Stupid fags

[assbach]

Thanks for your polite comment Mister.

I AM german and these are just examples of the words i know and use sometimes, guess i am probably just not as nasty and anti-social as i should be to teach you "better" cusswords. I am so sorry.

[sherryrebujito]

I'm thinking you need lessons for cussing in English! Allow me to explain :-)You call assbach a fag? Then end your comment with Stupid fags?plural? but perhaps that is just your signature for yourself? Fag(s) is not a cuss word in any language. It is a shortened version of faggot (a bundle of twigs) It has however become a perjorative word used to describe male homosexuals. AND is exclusively used by ignorant, bigoted, punk ass, coward ass, gutter licking, bitch slapped face motherfuckers!

[hayzson123]

dude calm the fuck down its just a video. if you think your so great then why dont you go make your own german cussing video? dont criticize someone elses.

Erhalten Sie ein Leben Sie dreckiger Sohn von einem Weibchen!

[sgt127211]

there are only so many cuss words quit bitchin

scheisskopf

[asdfasdsfsa]

how bout.. "hurensohn" or even "missgeburt"? ;>

[xdieschwarzerosex]

dude, assbach. u go down in my 'heroes' book.

at my school, people try to speak german and stuff. so they go around screaming, "FETTE SCHWEIN!" or "SCHLAMPE!" as my friends and i just roll our eyes and have a legit conversations about how stupid they look.

so, kudos to you. *claps hands*

[BillKulitzisScared]

i think u need a date

[skdflsdkf]

Schade dass ich Deutscher bin, ansonsten könnte ich mit deinen Tutorials perfekt üben ;D Auf jeden Fall nice gemacht und ziemlich lustig.

Btw: du hast eine verdammt krasse ähnlichkeit mit Gordon Freeman :D

[assbach]

das hat mir schonmal jemand hier (?) gesagt, who the fuck is Gordon Freeman :D have to find that out... hope it is a compliment. thanks anyway :D

[fardinqwert]

Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut, aber kann ich "Du bist eine verteufelt Fotzeschnause" sagen, oder ist das falsch?

[assbach]

"verteufelte Fotzenschnauze" would be what you want, but no one would say it like that here. Attention "Fotze" a very very bad word. The hardest i know :)

[asdfasdsfsa]

thats a good one.. lol

[GamezTV]

You familiar with Doctor House man :D Nice...

[dphmichigan]

vielen Danke! I speak a little German, and actually I find this very useful. Also,I hope you're not offended, but I think you're hot as hell.

[BillKulitzisScared]

u need to expand ur taste u just like him for his voice i dont like it

[assbach]

oh thank you :)

[julia2night]

Der Hammer!!! :)))

[assbach]

thank you Julia.

[emometalscreamo]

lollz i speak german and u have some languige but kickass

[SefaradiTal]

thanks for posting this video! my friend taught me this word, but i am not sure how to spell. I think it's spelt 'fratzer' or something like that...

[sexymate56]

no, actually u dont sound german. I live around german people and i know the language fluently, and im only 16 aint that cool. i'm just playing u do sound german LOL. geeze can u take a joke! srry

[sexymate56]

Ach mein Gott!, Was ist auf mit Ihnen Amerikaners?

[assbach]

did you use a translation service? this sounds like a 1:1 translation from google or something. i'm german not american.

[gordonmaloney0]

dein englische akzent ist echt super. woher kommst du? habe so laut gelacht, als du "i think i'd translate it to "schlumpe"

[assbach]

Oh vielen Dank! :)

Ich komme aus der Nähe von Köln ( Cologne, Germany ).

[xLesleyMx]

hahaah i didnt spect to find this kind of vid BUT i had fun with this after watch the alphabet one

danke xD

[assbach]

thank you :)

[icecreamdaddy]

hehehe! nice, i think cursing is the first thing everybody learns in a foreign language. i guess its always good to know when somebody's telling you to ...fuck off! btw, what's that at 0:45?

[assbach]

that's "Wichser" (spoken 'vixxer') meaning "jerk" (one that masturbates, hope jerk is the right word? sometimes you cannot directly translate these words) you'd prolly say motherfucka instead. ;)

[icecreamdaddy]

well, i think motherfucker applies in all cases hehehe! but yes,to jerk off means to masturbate and when you call someone a jerk, you are calling him an idiot

[FrankTenpenny]

Not bad,man. Good job =) Du Wichser xD ;-)

[dontleaveyet]

Yay more lessons! :)

[assbach]

hope you like it. share some practicing! :D

[dontleaveyet]

yes perhaps I shall!