The Assassination of Countess Alessia Caro

[ArgonianLord]

You can actually kill her if you complete a thieves guild quest and complete the Sanguine shrine quest. Believe me it works, i've done it multiple times with all my characters.

I don't think i have to say WHY i kill her.

[StarscreamLord]

I hate that bitch. I killed her over and over but she is an essential NPC. You can remove the essential tag on the PC though.

[stbr68]

I hate her. Remind me to murder her in my next playthrough.

[sinl0rd]

what song and band is this?? great vid :)

[SkyBlueFox1]

Dear Miss Alessia Caro,

You are quite possibly the most racist character I have ever encountered, Oblivion being a video game be damned.

How the fuck you pulled that off, I don't think I'll ever know.

- Me

[jaborgia13]

In my game the Gray Fox is now the Count of Anvil (Since I completed the Thieves Guild Questline) But I feel he used me just so he could become the Count, so I'm going to assassinate him.

Reasons why I think he used me;

1) He got me to go all those items (The extra jump boots, Savilla's Stone, Elder Scroll) and everything else so he could become count, yeah I become leader of the Thieves but the Gray Cowl sucks, you can hardly use it without Guards arresting you!

[tvpaw2813]

@channelsub2 try the pc version, mod it up and you can be evil, play as daedra demons sick wepons... just a thought

[MrGreat61]

what is the music???

[fstwunk]

it wasn't a bad video



[ajaksbackpac]

Jeez that's some intense music...in a good way

[MujoAndFata]

she can't reallyy die. she can only go uncounscious. :)

[NinjaParkourTV]

Awesome video, great!

[mrrandomperson000]

pwnage assasination

i think the song is a bit emotive but cool

[hungabali]

Mages 4 ever !

good vid 2 !

[IncurablePessimist]

wow, you have a talent for finding music.

[TheGamersEnjoyment]

@KrIsCo95236 Annihilation by a Perfect Circle album is eMOTIVe 

[JZmofo8]

Khajiits kick massive ass

[KrIsCo95236]

name of this relax song???

[LanRoy]

i used a spell and it killed her+guards

[88bunghole]

Countess  Caro`s the best ,To hell with khajiits and argonians NORDS RULE!!!!

[geasscanceler16]

i killed her with a fork! the fork of horripilation!

[zZzMadness87]

Racist bitch deserves slow and painful death. Kill her with spoon!

[Lucifera18]

Arw, I hate this nasty bitch, you made a good job with killing her - Thumbs up

[BustyPikachuAction]

first of all you dont smoke skooma u drink it

[Legionary119]

Want to know something funny? I was the divine crusader and I killed her in the middle of Leyawin and I never got a warning about my "evil deeds" while wearing the armor.

[Newzealandmodel877]

You guys talking bout? Everyone has at least played a Khajiit and smoked some good skooma...mmm I love me some good skooma.

[frostycold111]

@Newzealandmodel877 Not me =\ i hate those kitties XD i prefer Dunmer by far =D

[Nightshade715]

@Newzealandmodel877 I never played as a Khajiit.

[bloodysundae101]

theres a reason layawin has the shittyest castle. no one like them for there racsim... and its bilt a bit out of the way...

[GuthixGodOfBalance]

The Khajiit and The Argonians should unite under a single banner, and take Leyawiin by FORCE!!!!!!

[TheRobinator143]

@GuthixGodOfBalance LOL but I thought they hated eachother? Argonians are always making racist jokes about Khajiits so....

[SangiNET]

Argonians and Khajiit should be killed in fire. Dem fukken furry races!

[DARKZERO9000]

music gets kind of annoying

[theonethatsurvived]

gay song. nuff said.

[dlzoidberg]

I killed her myself. I made a black soul gem and used umbra to capture her soul. I have now made an enchanted amulet using the gem.

[MujoAndFata]

@dlzoidberg how do you kill the counts???? i just can't do it!!!!!!!!!!!! she only goes unconscious!!!

[SteelCrowProductions]

MUAHAHAHAHA Khajiits strike back!

[airdude12345]

This is a really powerful video

[airdude12345]

Well done

[Sayain50]

Khajjit an Argonian....unite!!!! kill that racist mother fucker!!! ahahai did the same screw imperials

[Tropicalightningst]

I always kill her first, cuz shes always racist to Khajitts and Argonians, so I always epically kill her.

[hipplimnew]

this song sounds very emo...

[tryforse]

download a guard disguise mod theres one that you can get caught depending on your sneak so you can kill a guard in the castle and take his clothes

[Micheal007omega]

Isn't she the lady that's racist against Argonians and Khajiit?

[DeadJack34]

yup. :(

[CapnFishyStick13]

lol wow i feel retarded now im sorry its in the description well great vid anyways i love oblivion and i love this song peace and cheers once again mate

[CapnFishyStick13]

whats the name of this song

[AliasFall]

Song actually perfectly fits what you are doing

[JockeTheMaze]

Good idea using fire damage!!!!

the count was thinking: DAMN hes hot!

:D

[Micheal007omega]

lol

[dabigcjizzle]

epic song.

[PaynekillerJim]

this song if fuckin retarded

[Freakofthestorm]

lol

[swordcollection]

HELL YA AND THE I hate that racist bich!And i killed her while she was having diner!Her husband is an asshole too he interogates argonian imigrants so I'll sent the Dark Brotherhood on his ass!

[kieran530]

I really hate that bitch. And her advisor. I enjoy paralysing them and using poison. Nobody likes a racist.

[ShitMovies2000]

lol yeah, can I ask though, what poison do you use? That sounds fun, can you tell me how you paralize then poison?

[terrornamer7]

use a poisened apple. first study when she has dinner, was chair he normally uses ect. then stel the food by where she sits and replace them with poisened apples. and vwala. one dead racist bitch

[ShitMovies2000]

:O

OMG, cheers mate, I will go and so do that now xD

[OmnipotentSquid]

and actually, this song is cover. it is originally a CRUCIFIX song, a punk band that none of you have ever heard of.

[Bitrebarn]

I've heard lf crucifix, i love punk, crust and hardcore. You're not the only oblivion gamer who does

[OmnipotentSquid]

i particularly enjoy slaying this fucking cunt.

[ofnir123]

youk now how you make her suffer?

make a speel that slowly burns/freezes/shocks her up to her death, and combine it with paralyse for the whole duration of the spell. I know it must be hard to cast, but the results would be very... satisfying...

BTW nice song, kinda fits

[SiethusTheSecond]

I could make you that so that it didn't cost you a thing.

[MrPronimal]

oh and she doesnt like dark elfs wat a racist biatch

[oblivionfan345Tony]

i remeber when i first found that torture room i wondered what it was for..

[ExplosiveRage]

Actually She Is Racist To Argonians

[dazza5266]

and kajjit and all mer and non nibenian races . wow looks like we have the ancient white supremicist

[shivajji]

what where is she i need to killl i am an argonian bitch im gonna fucking teabag

i demand you tell me which city she is in

[ShitMovies2000]

lol yo from the argonian gheto!

[shivajji]

dont worry she dead and i threw her in a river cause she went on a pilgreamage

[Balthazar765]

Haha I wonder how many people have killed her VS how many Kajiits and Argonians she has tortured XD

Yea, I killed her on all my caracters, always roasted her to death.

Bitch deserved it lol.

[Runescapemakers]

yeah... it sucks..

[piratv90]

what is this dong???

[aaabronco]

Im going to assasinate her and her husband for the Argoinians and Khajiits. =)

[Necromora]

yh for the the cats and lizards that h8 eachover but have the same voice

[MSam2]

The murder was kinda anti-climatical. Should've zoomed in with an arrow on the head! Good job, the song was quite fitting.

[Seigfried12]

nice song very fitting to the atmosphere

[Volton75]

KILL HER shes racist to both my favorite races argonians and khajiits

[natojacobs5]

it's actually fittig you killed her since you're an argonian and she's racist towards them.

[gordo4675]

actualy hes a khajiit but she racist to tht to so ur right just wrong race

[Maximium17]

I used magic on her and if she was about to die I would heal her.Thats what she gets for insulting my argonian character and all of the other argonians.

[Swordfish2244]

For all the Argonians and Khajiits out there that wants to make this bitch suffer do this, enchant 3 zero weight clothes (hoods,wrist irons,robes,bound items ect) with damage fatigue and reverse pickpocket them onto her, when she equips them hit her with a drain fatigue spell and she'll fall over, unable to move. Eternal sleep, a fate worst than death, you can revisit her and torture her as you please, death would simply be merciful to a cunt like her. That'll teach her to insult my argonian!

[ninjacatmaster1010]

isn't she also racist against dark elves that's what it says on USEP Wiki i think

[mitchrex123]

sob that cow called my charecter argonian scum "REVENGE IS ON THE MENU I WILL KILL HER AND HER HUSBAND DOWN WITH RACISM"

[thisismadness26]

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[KfeildWarcraft]

And good video. :)

[KfeildWarcraft]

"My first video. I have my Oblivion character kill one of the polotical leaders in the game." Aka Spelling Fail. Shouuuld be

My first video. I have my Oblivion character kill one of the political leaders in the game.

[ZLMRfallen]

its just one letter and the "o" is right next to the "i" so its probably just a miss-type

[Retepkh]

i dindt sneak in....i stormt the castle killing all!.... :I

[Aclawed]

She didnt talk to me coz i was argonian (which by the way has 120 sneak) soo im guna sneak into her chambers and slash her and btw quicklist, thats an orc???????

[xTxrEap3rxTx]

DEATH TO THAT RACIST BASTARD! My favorite race is Khajiit but Argonians are a beast race together with Khajiits and were often used as slaves together!

[TheVoidSithis]

Don't forget ORCS!!!!

[channelsub2]

@xTxrEap3rxTx oblivion should have other races like dwarf and gnomes and and evil side to play on like goblins or ogres trolls all evil beast even liches

[FPSdude97]

@xTxrEap3rxTx people make fun of my Wood Elf because im short, but guess what you racist fucking gaurds, (commands nearby Oger Titan) FUCK YOU

[Bvamdom]

all that waiting for that! wasnt really worth the wait, but kinda cool coz it did seem a bit sleuthy

[playstation212]

lol. you think when she dies her husband knows. (Watch closely. When she dies she kicks the count in the balls! Ouch! KO)

[alekio2]

fucking eno song

[Aclawed]

lol, but it goes well with murder i guess

[assassins08]

creepiest song ever

[Odie457]

i thought see was always immortal she is in ps3

[MarioDude44]

On pc you can mod it and make her un-essential

[Gamerboy120]

after a quest in the thieves guild, she becomes killable.

[bloodstruck0]

You sure it's thieves guild? or Sanguines quest?

[playstation212]

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

After the final quest in the Theieves guild she becomes unkillable, after you get the Cowl and become leader (You'll see)

[bloodstruck0]

you mean killable? XD

[playstation212]

Gah!  Yeah :D Thanks for that XD

[MysticVulture]

DEATH TO ALL RACISTS! That racist called my Argonian mage an A-hole and I can't wait to shove my sword up hers!

[hellknightofhell]

Good one. She had to die. SHES A FUCKING RACIST WHO HATES ARGONIANS AND TORTURES THEM.Argonians are my favourite race.

[Germania7]

haha yeah, death to her

[Quicklist987]

wtf argonians? cmon their as ugly as hell man. their fuckin orges, green ugly ogres.....

[renue619]

i killed her and her slut handmaiden

[CloneSaiga]

She killed my argonian friend I made in a mod!

May Skuld rest in peace....(begins to cry..)

[jkmmh1990]

so i killed her at dinner mwa ha ha

[jkmmh1990]

lol i don`t like her cuz she was mean to my argonian :(

[primevilownage]

finally, another fellow argonian

[jkmmh1990]

i made another argonian since i refuse to kill anyone in the SI i kill her first even though i got to jail or i go 100% chamelion yay she is my key to the Dark Brotherhood lol

[Ylvanyx]

I hate that countess, so she had the honor to be my first murder.

[alirocker08]

WHAT, janus hassildor is awesome, mean but awesome...

[RobertandCodyShow]

wtf was that music kinda shitty and the whole video was going to get her it was kinda cool

[jrlphantom]

shitty ass music

[sunoco8]

i could have sworn the guy said "dick cheney..."

[maximumsurroundsound]

dude i friggin know what u mean

[YaYzIwInZ]

i wouldnt go into a womens house if there was a man beside her. if i was going to assassinate her.crazy

[OweGod]

that music really really sucked

[alirocker08]

the music is awesome, perfect circle kick ass

[crawdaddycon1995]

Torturing argonian immigrants for no reason... how sick

[War10kt]

You can kill counts and countess's??? i thaught they would just be unconsiouse or howerver u spell it lol i didnt think u would be able to kill them..

[alirocker08]

Ive killed her at least 3 times, it doesn't say that she goes unconciour, i can search her, but she keeps coming back!!!

[Jamerica9]

haha same here

[alirocker08]

its probably because of the sanguine quest, shes in it

[joshnjoe207]

i love that passage on my game it looks like a necromancer lair i hav skulls the mothers head and all that stuff down there its awsome

[kaneiswwe14]

music sucks ass

[Rexillius9]

LOL i agree

[AkatsukiRamen]

wtf? lol the music is kick ass

[FredThaSlayer]

i killed here on all my files i even killed that bich when i saw her riding a horse.

[smashingblow]

sweet now i know a castle passge for when i want to do this

[Kayoss08]

This is much more subtle than the way i usually assassinate counts/countesses, ie, stroll up to the throne during the day and bludgeon them before the guards can react. Ah well, everyone to their own.......

[ASigIAm213]

do the vampires underneath the bloodworks respwan?

[snoopjigsaw]

what does that have to do with the video

[Gamerboy120]

My wood elf killed her. He didn't get a bounty. and I went the same way the assassin in this video did. I had chameleon potions for 25% chameleon. I drank all four so i would be completely invisible. I killed her with Dawnfang/Duskfang.

[Gamerboy120]

after the thieves guild quest in leawin (don't know how to spell it) she isn't essential

[Fiji552]

ya whats the name of the song and cool vid

[kaneiswwe14]

song rllyyyyyyyyyy sucks

[JeremyPettis09]

I murdered her becoause im an argonian and i hate that racist Bitch i killed her in her chair when i wasnt seen and i took her gold lol

[coreyman562]

isn't she 1 of the characters that have a crown on them on the crosshairs?? if so, she can't die, she'll only be "unconscious."

[TheTruePariah]

No-one respawns that's the beauty of this game

[warbrothers]

bandits respawn and creatures but characters with a name dont :D

[Nugard123]

apart from the adoring fan :O

[Guitarher04]

to make it easier....use a detect life spell so u dont get caught by a guard

[intoxicatedvirus]

What song is this????

[carbnon2]

i like the music by the why good killing music

[carbnon2]

holy crap she has been killing argonians holy crap i never thought it was true ... cool

[swiftfire10]

I killed her right there in the chapel, she's still lying at the altar ina pool of blood!

[foresthaven2]

she cant be still lying their in a pool of blood, cause no blood comes out of the person when they die. Nice lie, you tryd to hard to make yourself look cool.

[swiftfire10]

it's just to add emphasis to my sentence, if you read a book once in a while maybe you'd know, it dosen't sound very good if i put " i stabbed her and her bodys still there" now does it!

[carbnon2]

lololol yea man hees rite blood dosent come out of a person wen there already dead but it does wen your fighting them

[Mallaci]

Yeah I killed her when I found out see was racist against Argonians... because my character was one and even lived in Leyawin.

B***h...

[Mallaci]

Plus I let her get up and see it was an Argonian before I finished the job lol! Poetic justice!

[Xiong921]

i like how she spazed out when you hit her

[oblivifreak]

sweet song and vid man

[rollfizzle]

nice song choice. and nice vid too.

[andrew3327820]

CALL ME a noob if you like but i realy need to know..

I have an Imperial char but i want an argonaioan ASWELL But i dont want to lose my imperial? How do i do so :S

[oblivifreak]

click new and make argonian and then when u want to save click new save and voilla u have 2 accounts i have lol

[Banjoing]

I Dont Know What Happened To Hear, I Saw Her In The WIld Once,

No Guard In Site On A White Horse,

Then She Was Gone [ This Was After She Was Killable ]

[orctor]

When i killed her i bringed the guard and the count whit her

or the count cant die but i would have killed him if i could

[ant852]

and what happen before you kill a count???can you be the new count?

[niklasvp]

lol

[DEaTHBRinGERZ24]

NICE TORTURE!hahaha they shuld also add in a voice

[DEaTHBRinGERZ24]

heh if only there was a minigame to torture her!than she knows what it feels like HAHAHAHA a minigame like u get to choose what u can do i would enjoy that alot

[coreyman562]

sounds like bondage, dude...lol

[DEaTHBRinGERZ24]

suldn there be argonians in the toture chamber???