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  • So true

  • Doesnt this joke apply to Howard as well?

  • smoking had nothing to do with his cancer. and letterman killed his skit cause it was pro-choice. letterman's catholic. letterman apologize to bill's mom and aired the footage a year ago.

    i still say fuck em.

  • Bill died in 1994 from pancreatic cancer.

  • honestly i dislike anyone tossing around the word artist outside of painters and sculptors and the like because it just sounds self righteous. but seriously FUCK JAY LENO! how can anyone be that unfunny for that long, and prosper for it? I dont believe in the devil, but if he exists he has Leno's soul in a little jar on his desk.

  • Fuck Jay Leno!!

  • How can we judge Jay Leno when even the most pious of us would gladly drop our job, move across the country to shoot a 30 second ad and get $45,000 or so, even if we "had enough money"?

  • Rot in Hell Hicks you jealous fuck.

  • @MrValvenus Shut the fuck up you corporate dick-sucking flunky!

  • @drewster85 I hope you get cancer and die so you and Hicks can suck each others tiny dicks

  • @MrValvenus Get lost you parasitic tool. No one cares.

  • @MrValvenus Bill Hicks jealous? Lol, hes just not a corporate cock sucking, unintelligent, waste of life like leno and you who takes the time to come on youtube and listen to someone who you apparently dont like, and then leave a comment. Get a life. If u had any intelligence, creativity as a human being or self respect youd be listening to bill hicks and not Jay corporate cock sucker leno

  • @cjb8824 So Jay Leno is a corporate cock sucker...and who do you work for genius. Do you know anything about Hollywood. Everyone is a kiss ass and suck up. Leno is worth millions has a great life and Hicks died a miserable death from taking to much cock in the ass.

  • @cjb8824 thank you. bill was the ONE.

    david cross and doug stanhope carry the torch. but it's not the same.

  • @MrValvenus Where do you live you coward? I'll burn your fuckin shanty to the ground and your inbred family with it you pathetic fuck!

  • hahahahahahaha bill hicks gave jay leno the most gruesome death imaginable

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  • MY IDOL! BILL FUCKIN' HICKS! :-)

  • Can someone explain why Howard said he died "a couple years" ago when this is a Sirius radio episode and Bill died in the early 90's?

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  • "Cool and flavorful." lmbo

  • bill hicks had quit smoking before he was diagnosed..and wen he found out, doctors told him smoking wouldnt affect his type of cancer...and that smoking did not cause it!! so he started smokin again.

  • @bonzaralle What doctor? Can you show me a study or something that says smoking can't possibly be related to colon cancer? I'm not saying you're wrong, but it seems like the chemicals in cigarettes can defenitely contribute to colon cancer.

  • pancreas is an acessory organ to the digestive system, he had pancreas cancer..not colon cancer...  hey these days they say smoking is a contributing factor to all these cancers....um non smokers get cancer too. .. so if a guy smokes then hey smokings gotta be a relating factor.. u cud not smoke and have it..is non smoking a factor??

  • @bonzaralle No, you're right. I was just saying that it didn't help. I believe the smoking definitely contributed to it. Either way, it fucking sucks. Could you imagine what we missed out on?

  • @BarefootArizona We needed him during the Bush, Jr. years so badly.

  • @bonzaralle "Everything Causes Cancer" ~ Joe Jackson ; )`

  • @bonzaralle If you go to google, and type in "Colon cancer related to cigarette smoke" you will find many articles about how cigarette smoke not only settles in your colon, but it increases the size of any polyps you might have.

  • Love it!

  • The only problem Stern has with leno is that he is pissed a Jew isn't the late night guy. Thats the only issue with Leno he has. If Leno was a Jew, Stern could give 2 shits if he sold doritios.

  • why was this cut.

    i want the whole fuckin thing

  • @Pandemicals Look at the video responses

  • I like Bill Hicks. I think he speaks the truth and really stands by his beliefs.

    Howard Stern is alright, but he comes off only as bitter, since he does ads and sold out to be on sirius satellite radio. He rips on Jay way too much.

    Jay Leno is meh. He's better than Conan. I do agree with him being a puppet of NBC though. He does make a bunch of money. At least he didn't cry about a several million dollar severence package like Conan did.

  • Hicks legend

    Stern champ 

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  • Stern has sponsors too though.

    Uhh, Snapple anybody?

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  • since I've heard Stern do about 2 billion commercials, I guess that makes him a hypocrite for dissin Jay's Doritos spots

    Doritos at least taste better than Snapple

  • @PorkFrog you clearly dont know what the fuck your talking about, both leno and bill hicks were touring stand up comedians, whereas howard stern is a radio announcer, and he could not be a hypocrite because hes not even in the same line of work as jay leno

  • @adamdude58

    'both leno and bill hicks were touring stand up comedians, whereas howard stern is a radio announcer,'

    when Leno was doing the Doritos commercial, wasn't he already on the Tonight Show?

    And isn't Howard Stern a comedian, as Hicks & Leno were at one time?

    the angle I woulda went with is that Howard's commercials were a mandatory part of his job and Leno had a choice, not saying that it's apples and oranges

    the point is greed is unseemly not who's a comedian & who's not

  • Hello Eric...

    It says here on your application...you have no talent...and yet you want to be a star...

  • Man Bill sounds like a really bitter man

  • @DanotheSnitch bitter, and observant :) fuck you

  • Jay Leno is a fucking whore, how true Bill was. Ask Conan.

  • Nobody....And I mean NOBODY, can ever touch Bill...Bottom fucking line....

  • Where is a part 2 to this? I would like to hear what else he has to say.

  • Why does he hate Leno so much? I've seen leno get bashed by everyone in the biz, am I missing something? He's not funny but Letterman and Conan aren't really funny either. This is just because he sold Doritios in 1991?

  • @marlboroman1985 Because he is a corporate whore, and a sell out like Hicks said. Also he's just a plastic fake shell of a man. Not to mention his head is HUGE and that chin makes me cringe. I just can't stand him at all.  Oh and his voice is annoying as well.

  • @marlboroman1985 I love Conan and Letterman over Leno. The reason is he is a jerk. He (his agent) got rid of Carlson and Carlson told Letterman who should have got the Tonight Show to move to CBS and then Carlson did ghost write a few monologues for Letterman. Leno told Bill Hicks not to do his bits about Leno. Then when Conan got the Tonight show Leno made a new show to undermine Conan and everybody got mad.

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  • Jay Leno, who does he think he is, working more than the has too? Doesn't he know we are all supposed to sit on our asses and do as little work as possible, lol.

  • Bill Hicks loves everybody...

  • check out Bill on Rush no prisoners taken

  • stern is wrong Bill did not hate Leno its the giving up his talent for being a company man...

  • yeah Bill Hicks must be a genious!!!!!! hilarious to hear his sound effects!! lOLOLoLOlOl! not..

    sounds like i communist

  • I'm starting to think Bill Hicks might have been a genius. At first I thought he was just a cynical assh*le but now I think there was substance to him.

  • @kermitcintronsucks You're a very, very, late bloomer.

  • what a way to murder somebody. tell them they have cancer when they go for treatment they die slowly and everybody blames the cancer. think about it. its possible. miss you bill!!!

  • @kilja11 very insightful i think it is true

  • If i was Bill Hicks i would be very fucking paraniod.. not to say thats how he lived cuz it wasnt.. but if it was me spilling the truth i would expect to be killed... the Plagueis1017 is right .. he may have been silenced.. even if you think he wasnt cuz his stuff wasnt removed that meens nothing.. if your not alive for current events that are happening now you fade away... I for one would LOVE... LOVE to hear what he has to say about things these days

  • Bill Hicks died of pancreatic cancer. I seriously doubt that was at all related to his smoking.

  • @Plagueis1017 Noits probaly the capitalists poisening him, "but it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride.

  • @THEGUVNOR91 that's a little paranoid don't you think?

  • @Plagueis1017 Why is it paranoid? Who else was about to have a bigger influence on people of the world about the corruptness of these societies, they needed to silence him.

  • @THEGUVNOR91 Except they didn't silence him. You can search his stand up on youtube, and even netflix. You can find documentaries about him on the internet. If they really wanted to silence him they would've known just killing him wouldn't be enough. People love conspiracy theories, because they make sense of things that people don't really understand. Most importantly, they give people something to blame for bad things that happen. Like I said, don't you think you're being a little paranoid?

  • @Plagueis1017 It is funny that he died not too long after Waco. He really went after everyone involved in that mass murder.

  • @Plagueis1017

    The fact that your comment got jacked into the top rated comments shows how easily IGNORANCE can be spread on the internet. Smoking is a leading cause of pancreatic cancer, you ignorant fuck - why don't you research even 5 seconds before making a completely unfounded, idiotic claim? Panreatic cancer also has one of the highest mortality rates of any cancer, so making smokers feel better while talking bullshit is not only negligent, but outright dangerous.

  • @ajnode I agree with you about the ignorance being spread wholeheartedly but you don't have to be so angry. If you come off angry people will focus on that and not the truth in your statement

  • @jackrobhp28

    I disagree. EXPLICIT FACT IS WHAT WILL STICK IN PEOPLES MINDS, REGARDLESS OF MY DEMEANOR - ESPECIALLY IF I CONDUCT MY WORDING WITH CARE AND OBVIOUS AMOUNTS OF KNOWLEDGE. You are part of the problem by having a problem with what I said or how I said it.

  • @ajnode I'm part of the problem? I'm agreeing with you, so how am I part of the problem?? You get more bees with honey than with vinegar. Maybe he didn't know that smoking can cause pancreatic cancer, I did but maybe he didn't, he's probably not going to care about that after you insult him though. I'm just saying that it's very possible to get your point across without insulting him, are you saying you're incapable of doing that?

  • @jackrobhp28

    People are morons, they need ideas drilled into their heads - if the only way to do that is with swearing and emphasis, then so be it.

  • @Plagueis1017

    THIS IS UNTRUE, THIS IS UNTRUE - WHOEVER BUMPED THIS INTO THE TOP COMMENTS ARE A BUNCH OF MORONS, SMOKING IS A LEADING CAUSE OF PANCREATIC CANCER - YOU ARE A MORON.

  • @ajnode you are right, it is the leading cause of pancreatic cancer... for people twice his age. but for 30 year olds? no, not even close.

  • @glabblegill

    It depends how much you smoke...

  • @Plagueis1017 Pancreatic cancer is highly caused by smoking genius

  • @LegallyRetardedProd That and lung cancer, right?

  • @misjif2341 You and 19 other idiots don't have to believe me but as I said you're fucking idiots.

  • @LegallyRetardedProd I just asked a question. Why so hostile?

  • @LegallyRetardedProd I'm not hostile you're the one that tried to be a smartass like i was wrong

  • @Plagueis1017 Yel never know. But for thought, smoking pollutes the entire body. Not just your lungs or respiratory system. It poisons your blood and everything in it. 

  • @Plagueis1017 indeed you don't get pancreatic cancer from smoking, unless you also drink like a madman.

  • @foxsux6000 pancreatic cancer is CERTAINTY caused by smoking.

  • @Hefotos How so?....

  • @OzzyFan87 I'm unsure of the exact mechanism of pathology but it's certainly been proven that chain smoking increases the rick factor or risk ratio for pancreatic cancer. Google pancreatic cancer + smoking

  • @Hefotos Well since you don't swallow smoke, i'm not really sure how smoking can cause problems for that particular organ...Don't believe everything you hear on the internet man...

  • @Hefotos Just because you hate the smell of smoke, doesn't make it bad for your entire body...

  • @OzzyFan87 Just because I hate the smell of smoke? Where the heck did that come from? It IS bad for your entire body and that's got nothing to do with me or my stance on smoking. Perhaps look up studies into smoking. It ain't my job to educate you any further.

  • @Hefotos No, you're one of the people who hate the smell of smoke so no one should be able to smoke.

  • @Hefotos And the people who do those "studies" hate the smell of smoke too...

  • @OzzyFan87 Well, you're obviously a scholar

  • @Hefotos @OzzyFan87 all the research is speculative, he could have had hepatitis c which combined with smoking probably didn't help.

  • @Plagueis1017 heavy smoking is a tell-tale sign of pancreatic cancer.

  • @Plagueis1017 why would you doubt it? He lived a very unhealthy lifestyle. I don't say it is impossible for someone to infect him but it could have easily been a result of his lifestyle

  • @Plagueis1017 Of course it was related to cigarette smoke. Cigarette smoke is one of the most destructive carcinogenics you can possibly injest. When cigarette smoke enters your lungs, the chemicals don't just stay in your lungs. They get distributed to every cell in your body.

  • 12 people love jay leno

  • @atdi1820 not necessarily. They could just dislike a) howard stern's bitterness b) bill hick's bitter bitterness c) contempt in the world d) didn't go far enough with the jay leno bashing e) went too far with the jay leno bahsing f) don't like bill hicks for soemthing else he said g) don't like howard stern for things he said h) doens't like to hear robin speak I) don't like howard stern cause he's half jewish g) any number of things that people subjectively feel they don't like.
  • lol fucking classic

  • @pavelkorolev Because smoking doesn't just cause lung cancer, asshole. And it would make pancreatic cancer even worse. Be curious, look shit up, ya dumbass. If you're gonna comment on a Bill Hicks video at least think it through and be smart about it. Jeezus Christ.

  • i see a bill hicks and south park resemblance. i wonder if the creators of that show are bill hicks fans.

  • arguably the greatest comic of all time and this bit is used just to bash leno...one mention of richard pryors name and anointing oil is ready. what a shame

  • lol i like how bill hicks' rant about a comedian he hates makes stern go into a rant about another radio personality he hates..limbaugh does fucking suck either way

  • well shit, looks like im a howard stern fan now. Down with the idiots. Bill Hicks RIP and let the corporate sellouts die! except Willie Nelson. he needs the money :p

  • it wasn't lung cancer though, was it?

  • @ocdfreak no, he died from pancreatic cancer.

  • Maybe Jay liked Doritos so much he wanted everyone else to share in the joy.

  • @GBev2K wow dude, you really shouldn't try to engage your brain, especially where Bill Hicks is concerned.

  • Is it a deep conversation/slagging match that I'm butting in on? Scuse me, didn't mean to do that, I can only find one fault with the vid, and have no wish to get involved, the reason Hicks hated Leno was according to his biography was, that Leno (perhaps not actually him, but his corporate execs) pulled some pro-abortion stuff he did, because the sponsors wouldn't like it. I am "pro choice" to use a euphemism, but believe there would be better choices made, if the economy was managed better.

  • @daveoily You're thinking of Letterman. Letterman had his performance pulled because of some abortion related jokes, not Leno.

  • @EllSieMovies Sorry, you're still wrong. I've seen everything he put out. You just don't get that I'm stating an opinion and no facts. I just said want I thought. And just because you get all huffy and start calling me names doesn't make you right...about anything. Now I expect a long diatribe about how stupid I am with all kinds childish name calling but I'm done. I have things to do. Chill out!!

  • @EllSieMovies I disagree. I gave my thoughts and opinion about Bill Hicks whom I liked and admired very much. I fail to see how your pointless argument about what the British think of him has any bearing on my personal opinion. Nothing proves me completely wrong and yes, you are an antagonizing fuck.

  • Lovin It, Fuck Gay Jay

  • Hicks wasn't 'laugh out loud' funny but he had brilliant ideas and was absolutely fearless. Even though his routine is amusing, I admire him for his willingness to say whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted, about whatever he wanted. Nothing was off limits. You either got it and loved it or didn't and hated it. I got it.

    R.I.P Bill Hicks

  • jay leno disliked this 12 times

  • Who thumbed this shit down? J Lenos crew?

  • i never knew he was 32

    the good die young

    bill hicks you raised my hopes x

  • It doesn't really NEED to be said, I think we can all agree that Leno is a corporate tool, or monkey if you will!

  • Bill's gun fury effects sounds like Denis Leary's cow

  • @themooddisorders I'm sure you've seen the comparison vids here on the Tube, but yea, Leary is a huge fucking ripoff of Hicks, and yet sadly, he's the one still breathing

  • So funny.The best.

  • @buddhastalin yes Artie really sucks, a no talent, pathetic fat waste...

  • bill hicks is dead yet artie lange still walks the earth. there is no god....

  • @buddhastalin Oh how original you're a genius, wait.. even oh how original has been said before so that puts me and u even further down the pecking order.

  • @buddhastalin whats your problem with artie?

  • @buddhastalin and fukin Kissinger who has been around a million fukin years already!

  • Exactly.

  • @apocalist420 I didn't say that smoking doesn't cause pancreatic cancer. I said that there is no 100% known cause. Smoking is considered a risk factor for everything and it is automatically put at the top of the list for anything that the "experts" can't find a cause for. What I said was that for a man that had smoked only NINE years it was UNLIKELY. My aunt never smoked a day in her life and died of pancreatic cancer at the age of 34...no idea what caused or contributed to it.

  • @apocalist420 It was pancreatic cancer, not lung cancer. Bill had smoked for nine years before he died, not a very good chance that smoking caused the cancer. There is no known cause for pancreatic cancer.

  • He's not Dead. He's now Alex Jones. Look for the obvious.

  • @BENCHIPED Alex Jones is a sellout...a shill...and a control freak...oh and a millionare...he couldn't give to shit's about any movement as long as he's raking in the money from his minions.....just ask Jack Blood.

  • Smoking does not give you cancer. It is the cheap mineral fertilizers big tobacco uses that contain polonium. There has never been in recorded history the level of cancer found today, in the last ~100+. It is a modern plague. Something to think about.

  • @biped19

    cancer and sick people = business (hospitals, insurance companies, farmaceutics, drug stores, medical centers, diagnostic equipment, magical treatments, alternative products, etc)

    adiction = business

    and everyone is happy

    i think, it can have something to do with that

  • Bill was taken out . just like the rest of the great minds of this realm ,,,,,,,,,,

  • its amazing how i dont enjoy bill's clip as much...

  • It's unfortunate that Howard Stern's voice sounds exactly like Dennis Prager's.

  • Bill Hicks is the fucking best! I don't care what he died from it's a huge loss that guy is sorely needed in this day and age!

  • Just watched a stand up of Bill Hicks from '89. He was way ahead of his time. Too bad Dennis Leary is a unoriginal turd and stole Hicks's material and got famous from it. What a scumbag.

  • i admire Leno's firm grasp on social perception, but this Howard Stern is just too kiss-style to make any sensible comment about a revolutionary of comedy like Bill Hicks...kinda gross to hear this.

    and yeah... bashing Hicks for smoking...hes dead, prick.

  • I'm high right now. So I totally saw that peacock blood and brains splatter behind him, his stupid fucking jaw unhinged from his skull.

  • Just because Howard can swear doesn't mean he should, professionalism

  • @lavaman2000

    hope you get cancer, after your family.

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  • "We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free" - Bill Hicks (RIP)

  • Howard stern is stupid.

  • Hicks' routines all seem to have one thing in common, they are all truthful. Even after the test of time. RIP Bill.

  • I'm a long time HUGE Hicks fan, but never heard this clip. It felt like Bill had come back to life. How the hell did he make this so far ahead of his time? The man was THE MAN!

  • Well, George Carlin himself, Bill's hero, did voice overs on commercials And then there's a great Bob and Ray, who started in commercial radio and did ads their entire careers. So I don't think the mere fact that you do a commercial puts you off the artistic map.

    Still, Bill Hicks is right: Leno is awful .

  • 4:01 - 4:10: great fucking reprise of the 'Satan: Destroyer of Needles' skit from One Night Stand - has me on the boards every time!! '... Cut that out, that's brand fuckin' new!! *RRRRRRRRR BRRRR RRRRRRR* ' X'OD

  • That Bill Hicks bit had me laughing my ass off.

  • I LOVE ALL THE TROUBLEMAKER COMEDIANS : HOWARD STERN, KATHY GRIFFIN, ROSIE O' DONNELL, DAVID LETTERMAN. NOW I HAVE ANOTHER FAVORITED COMEDIAN....BILL HICKS !!!!! JAY LENO SUCKS !!!!!!!

  • @JUANCHOBORI You might want to cross Letterman off that list. He censored Bill Hicks. He removed Bill's routine from his show before airing for being too controversial.

    I dislike Letterman for a simpler reason: He ain't funny. He's just a charismatic horse's ass and he's really rude to his guests for no reason. For example, Richard Simmons came on the show trying to build support for his charity and Dave wouldn't let him talk, he just kept interrupting him to make fun of his striped shorts.

  • @jwallbanger i haven't seen that episode of Letterman, but Richard Simmons could have worn a suit and tie to that spot and still been Richard Simmons; if he was there for a serious reason, like plugging his charity, he might have been better off ditching the goofy persona rather than giving Dave an opportunity to make fun of him.

  • @Doctorkillbydeath87 Oh yeah. Dave's bad behavior was Richard's fault, for wearing the clothes he HAS ALWAYS WORN BECAUSE IT'S HIS SCHTIK.

    And by that logic, a woman who wears sexy clothes to work deserves to be sexually harassed by her boss and co-workers. After all the abuser is never responsible for his/her own behavior, because the abused knew better than to provoke them. At least that's the excuse they always try to use.

    Richard took it in stride, proving he's a much better human being.

  • @jwallbanger i don't think that was bad behavior so much as dave being a comedian and playing to his audience by making fun of the only person in the entire building who was wearing goofy shorts and a headband.

  • @Doctorkillbydeath87 As far as comedy goes, putting people down like that is lowbrow, third grade trash. I don't find it funny at all. But yeah I'm sure that's what his idiot audience likes, that and slipping on banana peels and pies in the face.

    But anyway it would have been fine if he had just let up long enough for Richard to get his spiel in. After all, the only reason he was there was to promote his CHARITY and Dave didn't give a rat's ass, he just wanted to tear him down for cheap yuks.

  • @jwallbanger ah, well if that was the case it was rude not to let his guest get a word in... and i agree that making fun of richard simmons is a pretty cheap pop and doesn't require any imagination. i'm not much of a letterman fan either, and i find most of those "late night" guys occasionally funny at best.

  • @JUANCHOBORI you better start listening to doug stanhope and joe rogan then too. YOU ARE WELCOME.

  • This video isn't about gandhi...

  • So funny, I STILL refer to Jay Leno as Dorito Boy.

  • BILL HICKS Rules! I have a new respect for Howard Stern because of this youtube video. I do not put a lot of names in capitals but after this youtube video. Howard Stern was capitalized in my book for recognizing genius!

  • Anyone that angry about a late night talk show is/was pretty silly and misguided. And is that Howard Stern critiquing someone for shilling a product? LOL! I love the internet.

  • Just discovered Hicks on youtube this am, and really really like his stuff. a great blend of commentary and observation. his voices are amazing too.