@redletteryear yea, it's a joke. It's suppose to be a parody of how nuts christians can be. You should see their forum, somehow I ended up there and there were forums about what kind of chasity belts wides should wear, or one about "I hit my wife for the first time" it is nuts. One of the guys one the forum (it's a men only) talked about how he pretty much killed his first two wives and such. I really hope it was one of the moderators and not just a dumb christian who thought it was real.
Jesus is the truthiness, the wayishness, and the lightyness. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you are dropping dook, so be quick for goodness sake.
i hope you guys know this whole thing is a joke...when i found it, i thought this crazy bastard killed somebody with bubba lol, its all a joke...pastor fred that is..unfortunetely we have alot that are no joke.
What truly horrible things to say to a confused little girl. And one has to feel sorry for the little girl, growing up with people who have evidently introduced their young daughter to the YouTube videos of such a hateful old man.
Also, it's not going to be long before this guy gets caught for either masturbating in public or child molestation.
Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christian bigotry.
I was band from there forums after i exposed them.
@blackbird01T - Wow, you're really perceptive. : ) So how long did it take your sharp, intelligently-designed mind to find out this was sarcasm? And btw, LandOver Baptist WELCOMES real Christians on the forums, for their hilarious comments. I seriously doubt you would be "banned" for "exposing them." But thanks for another good laugh.
@Rumpl4skn stupidity of their forum and of their personal beliefs. they are retarded, it would be nice to have some scripture saying that they are, because then they would know that they were stupid :p
@MrHelpmeoprah - and you sound like a real Mensa member yourself. (Btw, good Xtians don't use the word 'retarded' to mean stupid. Just pointing that out. And u wish there was scripture saying they are stupid? lol That sounds like a Landover joke, but you're serious, aren't you? What scripture do you consult about tying your shoes or blowing your nose, might I ask? I see that enough years spent in organized religion can remove your ability for ANY cognitive thought, thanks for the lesson.
@blackbird01T "Exposed them"?---as what? Landover Baptist Church is self admitted satire and parody---and it's obvious to anyone an ounce of perception.
Also, I consider threats of hell fire eternal torture for atheists and non-believers to be light years more offensive than anything Landover does.
@socksumi i was talking about there forums because there so many atheist and non-believers who are fighting and arguing with them, the so called Christians in landover baptist church act dead serious about be Christians they even use scriptures of the bible. I was talking to those who do not know, so if you know there fake then i was not talking to you.
the problem with religious satire and just plain religion is that its so easy to mistake one for the other, is this guy actually serious or is this a joke?
@KoreenKruger huh, why do u make such incoherent, prejudicing, unproven suggestions, while the pastor gave a well-profound speech about the relationship between toilet-going and religion. it was much needed, because hardly any pastor deals with such a complicated topic nowadays, while so many ppl have questions about this specific topic. as u can see on the score-board it enlightened many ppl.
@1nothingmater i think ppl who make such unprofound, ridiculous and extreme accusations, have a pervert mind of themselves. don't touch god's anointed.
@jacksappl1 no, it is the reality : god is one big all-seeing camera, and all will be recorded for the day he returns. this child will watch her every step now for her life, to live holy and christ-like, praise god for pastors like deacon fred.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH WOW... yeah guys this is a parody site... but it's so well done that it really seems like a lot of what the Baptists believe. Example: Like any other preacher, this guy sounds a bit perverted... he goes into too much detail and he's obsessed with masturbation and a little girl's private parts.
God personally kills 400,000 people in the Bible and orders over 2 million killed by his followers. Satan only kills Job's 2 kids, and that at the behest of God. If there is anything you can take from the Bible, it is that God wants you to kill for him and Satan doesn't. And atheists are immoral?
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You are a crazy, how do you feel about about your own mind. I think your the one that is a sick pervert. From a True Christian who is praying for you. You are such a angry little man.
Yes, this is a joke. Rev. Deacon Fred is a satirist and religion is his topic of choice. The website is the same, in fact, if you'll notice, all of the merchandise is pro-atheist and anti-religion. It's just satire - that's all.
This is hysterical..he even made-up an organization to try to "shut the church down". Man this is funny...anyone who joins because they think this is legit is too -stupid to procreate..too-stupid to drive, own a pet, have a job & DAMN-sure too-stupid to have a voice in our government!
this is from "Pastor" Fred of the Landover Baptist Church... which is a Parody of the Evangelical Christian Church, specifically the Baptist Church. While he may actually have an Ordination from an online Ordination site... he is NOT really a pastor. Nor is he a real DEACON of any church that I know of.
Not to mention that if he was, he would be arrested instantaneously for suggesting various illegal activities.
How in the name of all that is holy is that even a real address? To add further doubt to your claim here is the pertinent information of the address to their financial department as posted on their website:
207 Soulwinner's Palace Dr.
Freehold, IA 45587
Notice that they don't even use the same Zip Code as you posted. So unless Freehold has multiple Zip Code's You sir are a lyer and THAT is a Sin!
No doubt you're too dumb to find it, but I've been there many times. I can get tickets to services four or five times a year now, and I'd never pass up a chance to hear a Pastor Deacon Fred homily in person.
That's what I hate about Mega Churches, they are such cash cows. There is no point paying for tickets when you can go to a service elsewhere for free. This is especially true if you are expected to Tithe 10% or more of your income as well.
Further, Please provide me with a google maps, or Mapquest Map showing me exactly where Freehold Iowa happens to be.
this is the funniest thing i've ever heard. i can't believe a minister is actually talking like this. i guess it just shows how long i've been out of church.
I know this is just a joke, but to those who don't realize this, there's nobody up there watching you. Just matter for more than 18.7 octillion miles in every direction in our accidental oval we call the universe. Sin is nonexistant. So are Heaven and Hell. I'm not Atheist, and trust me you can believe what you want no matter how rediculous, but I'm just saying.
Look guys!! I am a chritian woman and am absolutely appalled at this!! Who can take this man serious? I am with the atheist out there in I found this hilarious....hold on...let me call my husband to hear this....he needs a good laugh!!
Anyone or nation who goes against his holy commandments of anal sex will face destruction. Anal sex between men is the only type of sex allowed now. Nations who go against the god of faggiation will face his mighty and holy wrath. Do not disappoint the holy faggotiation god with hetero sex. Obey the holy lord and have homosexual anal sex only to be on good terms with the holy faggotiation lord.
I have received a holy message from the real holy God of faggotiation, not the Christian one, and he has told me that sex between men and women is considered evil. He now only wants sex between men, as that is sexy for him to watch. He does not want to sex between men and women because it disgusts him. The god of faggiation is a voyeur and wants to see anal sex between men only, so do not sin by having sex with the opposite sex.
This is the most complex parody website EVER.
sega310982 2 weeks ago
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veta444 3 weeks ago
Lmfao.
JBangcastle 1 month ago
Praise his HOLY name!
hitbabyjohndotcom 1 month ago
@redletteryear yea, it's a joke. It's suppose to be a parody of how nuts christians can be. You should see their forum, somehow I ended up there and there were forums about what kind of chasity belts wides should wear, or one about "I hit my wife for the first time" it is nuts. One of the guys one the forum (it's a men only) talked about how he pretty much killed his first two wives and such. I really hope it was one of the moderators and not just a dumb christian who thought it was real.
Preetima1125 1 month ago
@Preetima1125
No, it's not about all Christians. They're parodying the extremists.
sega310982 2 weeks ago
This made my day.
ChipArgyle 2 months ago
This is awesome!
deviantcreep 2 months ago
Jesus is the truthiness, the wayishness, and the lightyness. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you are dropping dook, so be quick for goodness sake.
formless777 2 months ago
@WagTrain Prove it
TheBigd103 3 months ago
@TheBigd103 yeah this is dumb so Jesus is a Pervert
81shane1 1 month ago
@81shane1 No he wasn't because he never exsisted but Mohammed did though and yes he was a pervert and proud of it.
somethingdiffereable 3 weeks ago
How the can someone that doesn't exist watch u go poopy????
TheBigd103 3 months ago
@TheBigd103 you're ignorant, Jesus is legit.
WagTrain 3 months ago
"Just like all the movies that are actually entertaining, they were created by God to test you." hahaha, Landover Baptist Church FTW!!
TheManAloneChannel 3 months ago
i hope you guys know this whole thing is a joke...when i found it, i thought this crazy bastard killed somebody with bubba lol, its all a joke...pastor fred that is..unfortunetely we have alot that are no joke.
WeskerHouse013 4 months ago
This is a joke, right?
redletteryear 4 months ago
Lol I love this guy
lobum 4 months ago
Gives a new meaning to the words: Holy Shit. ^_^
Aeriths 5 months ago 2
Everything! lol.noohhhhhh... he sees you from the inside out! yikes! BS!
guitarzeroh 5 months ago
Jesus does watch everyone poop. He is all over us every single time. Praise him!
jeremythehuman 6 months ago
29 people got dooked on the toilet
ChrisVerbenko123 7 months ago
hello jesus
girlingreensocks 7 months ago
What truly horrible things to say to a confused little girl. And one has to feel sorry for the little girl, growing up with people who have evidently introduced their young daughter to the YouTube videos of such a hateful old man.
Also, it's not going to be long before this guy gets caught for either masturbating in public or child molestation.
rama2340 7 months ago in playlist Asshole christian Extremist
@rama2340 I'm fairly sure this video is satire. At least I hope it is.
justtryharder 7 months ago
@rama2340 lol relax he is just trolololin
MrBlane47 5 months ago
this was so funny. XD
Witchphinioxtopaz 7 months ago
I just took the online "bible poop quiz" and I failed. I never realized how obsessed the bible is with excrement.
socksumi 8 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
I know it's fake, but it's SO HILARIOUS that I'm scairt of Jesus watching to make sure my fingers don't linger around my dirty, nasty bits.
DoctorNociceptor 9 months ago
WARNING THE LANDOVER BAPTIST"S IS ANTI-CHRISTIAN
Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christian bigotry.
I was band from there forums after i exposed them.
blackbird01T 9 months ago
@blackbird01T - Wow, you're really perceptive. : ) So how long did it take your sharp, intelligently-designed mind to find out this was sarcasm? And btw, LandOver Baptist WELCOMES real Christians on the forums, for their hilarious comments. I seriously doubt you would be "banned" for "exposing them." But thanks for another good laugh.
Rumpl4skn 8 months ago
@Rumpl4skn stupidity of their forum and of their personal beliefs. they are retarded, it would be nice to have some scripture saying that they are, because then they would know that they were stupid :p
MrHelpmeoprah 8 months ago
@MrHelpmeoprah - and you sound like a real Mensa member yourself. (Btw, good Xtians don't use the word 'retarded' to mean stupid. Just pointing that out. And u wish there was scripture saying they are stupid? lol That sounds like a Landover joke, but you're serious, aren't you? What scripture do you consult about tying your shoes or blowing your nose, might I ask? I see that enough years spent in organized religion can remove your ability for ANY cognitive thought, thanks for the lesson.
Rumpl4skn 8 months ago
@Rumpl4skn I was talking to those who do not know, so if you know there fake then i was not talking to you.
blackbird01T 8 months ago
@blackbird01T "Exposed them"?---as what? Landover Baptist Church is self admitted satire and parody---and it's obvious to anyone an ounce of perception.
Also, I consider threats of hell fire eternal torture for atheists and non-believers to be light years more offensive than anything Landover does.
socksumi 8 months ago
@socksumi i was talking about there forums because there so many atheist and non-believers who are fighting and arguing with them, the so called Christians in landover baptist church act dead serious about be Christians they even use scriptures of the bible. I was talking to those who do not know, so if you know there fake then i was not talking to you.
blackbird01T 8 months ago
that guy in the picture looks so retarded
MrHelpmeoprah 9 months ago
@MrHelpmeoprah He's a comedian, it's just makeup to make him look retarded.
DoctorNociceptor 9 months ago
Epic troll is epic.
GoblinsnHobbits 9 months ago
@GoblinsnHobbits - you = super faggot. Super Fag is always a Super Fag!
pockmarkedbuttocks 9 months ago
@pockmarkedbuttocks
<3
GoblinsnHobbits 9 months ago
someone give me some toilet paper
MrPoohonyou 9 months ago
i hold mommys hand when i poop
bubbal19 9 months ago
fake - but funny!
jimmymastiff 10 months ago
Oh please tell me this is real! I laughed my ass off!!
AlphaLinkX 10 months ago
the problem with religious satire and just plain religion is that its so easy to mistake one for the other, is this guy actually serious or is this a joke?
KeyBal77 10 months ago
@KeyBal77 This is clearly a joke and meant to entertain -- lighten up!
yardgoods 10 months ago
@yardgoods ah right cool wasnt sure to be honest
KeyBal77 10 months ago
Sue Ellen now knows that toilet-time is a dangerous time and Jesus is indeed watching!
somethingdiffereable 10 months ago 2
Too funny!
yardgoods 10 months ago
lol
AUSNick87 10 months ago
Lol, imagine Jesus watching from a surveillance camera in the bathroom XD
xratedMadHattress 11 months ago
25 ppl will get caught in the act on the toilets when jesus returns
secondbible 11 months ago
"...and at the very monent you hear and audible plop in the water beneath your soft naked rump you can give the lord jesus a little wave hello."
Great satire
max2right 11 months ago
This guy is really sick! Don't let him around the kids esp. at toilet time.
KoreenKruger 11 months ago 2
@KoreenKruger huh, why do u make such incoherent, prejudicing, unproven suggestions, while the pastor gave a well-profound speech about the relationship between toilet-going and religion. it was much needed, because hardly any pastor deals with such a complicated topic nowadays, while so many ppl have questions about this specific topic. as u can see on the score-board it enlightened many ppl.
secondbible 11 months ago
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total weirdo, i turned it off
theactivist99 11 months ago
total weirdo, i turned it off
theactivist99 11 months ago
ROFL too good... too good...
JapaneseAnimeFan369 1 year ago
LMAO! xD A zillion people are going poopy! :D
terceldude 1 year ago
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im sorry but he sounds like a rapist >.>
1nothingmater 1 year ago
@1nothingmater i think ppl who make such unprofound, ridiculous and extreme accusations, have a pervert mind of themselves. don't touch god's anointed.
secondbible 11 months ago
@secondbible and i believe you should be able to talk normally when talking to people.
1nothingmater 11 months ago
HAha,, CLassic stuf Zen .
very close to real hyperbole out here .
SalviaSeatBelt 1 year ago
wow. just go to poopylogin dotcom
MrDemiGlaze 1 year ago
Very nice piece of comedy. It was very funny and apt. When does he perform live? I'd like to buy tickets to this mans show.
Vossajex 1 year ago
21 people are going poopy.
irvinyork 1 year ago 2
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Remember: Jesus loves you! Thats why his taken time out of his busy day creating earthquakes and giving folks cancer to watch you go poopy!!!
somethingdiffereable 1 year ago
Remember: Jesus loves you! Thats why his take time out of his busy day creating earthquakes and giving folks cancer to watch you go poopy!!!
somethingdiffereable 1 year ago
I used to absolutely despise this guy... When I was a Christian, of course.
JonathanClement140 1 year ago 2
At this very moment, the Lord is watching my son go poopy. I can here him yelling praises to Jesus through the door.
OldeVampyr 1 year ago 11
This is sick!!!
jacksappl1 1 year ago
@jacksappl1
Comments like yours make us laugh even more.
lordtalon69 1 year ago
Giggity giggity, jesus loves watching children go dookie. This is brilliantly hilarious
MegaMalfurion 1 year ago 6
sure hes watching you
but how close is he when he's watching, that is the question!
ImTheSolace1 1 year ago
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@ImTheSolace1 "but how close is he when he's watching, that is the question!"
God is everywhere. And Jesus will enter you if you let him inside.
Rationalific 1 year ago
@ImTheSolace1
Well technically he is omnipresent if you believe the hype. So he is literally in EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY.
lordtalon69 1 year ago 2
Guys! We need to make poopy more often! That way Jesus can't give us cancer or make us share the trials of earthquakes or tornadoes!
12TheDude12 1 year ago
Jesus designed and built every one of our filthy crevices and body parts. Great stuff.
sweetsweatyfeet 1 year ago
This man is sick!
koolmom21 1 year ago
@koolmom21 Your wright, this man has now tormented this child. He is sick, sick, sick.
jacksappl1 1 year ago
@jacksappl1 no, it is the reality : god is one big all-seeing camera, and all will be recorded for the day he returns. this child will watch her every step now for her life, to live holy and christ-like, praise god for pastors like deacon fred.
secondbible 11 months ago
@secondbible After I watched the other videos form this user, I leard this is a joke. NOT REAL!!!
jacksappl1 11 months ago
LMAO sweet jesus, that's funny
Elvisdogg 1 year ago
@Elvisdogg It's fucking brilliant!!! I'm still crying from laughing so hard!!!
kellylundberg 1 year ago
That was brilliant cheese and rice brilliant thank you for the incite into poopy and God , God bless poopy time and Jesus
excal505 1 year ago
Billy Mays here! Buy now our new product "True Christian" for only 9,99,$!
Zergikun 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAH WOW... yeah guys this is a parody site... but it's so well done that it really seems like a lot of what the Baptists believe. Example: Like any other preacher, this guy sounds a bit perverted... he goes into too much detail and he's obsessed with masturbation and a little girl's private parts.
oliverj83 1 year ago 4
@oliverj83 I actually got angry at them cause i thought they were real
AlexanderaCherie 1 year ago
hahAhahah
seinostrifer1 1 year ago
I can't figure out if this is real or a joke, either way it's funny as shit X'D
crapatoa 1 year ago 2
@crapatoa everything about landover makes me LMAO!!! and yes, landover is a parody site.
haunter230 1 year ago
@haunter230 I don't think so. They're soo extreme, they know every scripture out and in, every word of the bible, seems pretty far to go for a joke.
VampirePraemium 1 year ago
@VampirePraemium i know they are their site gives that away
haunter230 11 months ago
@haunter230
Shrug it may as well be true. Or even more true then what most preachers preach. lol.
lordtalon69 1 year ago
An inspired sermon. I cried.
thruthem 1 year ago 3
Does that make God/jesus a pedo?
AtheosPhyve 1 year ago
0.o LOL?
JediHobbit89 1 year ago
praise the lord
yochananbenzakkai 1 year ago
praise the lord
yochananbenzakkai 1 year ago
LMAO LOL OMG BRB
jihadpizza 1 year ago
I cant stop laughing, to write anything witty..
mykrodyke 1 year ago
"Filthy sex parts"...LOL
We need to teach all children the deacon's terms for our filthy sex parts..."hoochy and poop chute"
cherylsalo 1 year ago 3
This is a wonderfully inspirational sermon. We need more sermons like this! Praise Jeeeeesuss!
theworldsgreatest111 1 year ago 2
thats creepy
thuggie1 1 year ago
that's creepy
thuggie1 1 year ago
Praise god I have been delivered by the power of GOD
May his noodly appendage bless and touch each and every one of you.
ramen
inquiry10 1 year ago
@inquiry10 Ramen.... Ramen
AtheosPhyve 1 year ago
He is Truly a very Wise Person.
planewaves 1 year ago
@planewaves u know this is a parody site right?
haunter230 1 year ago
Wow thats too much! ROLMFAO....
jasper16317 1 year ago
God personally kills 400,000 people in the Bible and orders over 2 million killed by his followers. Satan only kills Job's 2 kids, and that at the behest of God. If there is anything you can take from the Bible, it is that God wants you to kill for him and Satan doesn't. And atheists are immoral?
darkmiles22 1 year ago 2
That was dirty, awesome, but dirty! lol
Tigerpawzs 1 year ago
lol but jeez that voice creeps me out 0_0
starberry2947 1 year ago
this is creepy. that guy is a psychopath.
thuzan117 1 year ago 2
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You just got trolled.
avp2master3 1 year ago
LOL, doomed so dommed
666calculator 1 year ago
You don't have to beg God to go to hell. You already earned it! For the wages of sin is death ( spiritually as well ). God will pay you.
TheRebuker 1 year ago
@TheRebuker Nobody has earned eternal torture you sick fuck.
JonathanClement140 1 year ago
Hahaha....blasphemous.....
Scttlaw 1 year ago
That's concentrated evil coming out of you.
jessemaurais 1 year ago 3
:) good responce pastor
Domodeath 1 year ago
Another masterpiece from Pastor Deacon Fred.
Oranjeklant 1 year ago 2
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reyvisigodo 1 year ago
Preach it Pastor Deacon Fred!
Praise Jeebus and his all seeing glory!
(You think Jeebus would let me watch a Dallas Cowboy Cheer leader take a piss if I was to be REALLY good?)
drServitus 1 year ago 3
i feel much better now...happy to know that i'm not alone when i'm dropping a load!
Drips80 2 years ago 2
Thank yew, Pastor!!! Thank yew!!! Ah'm WARSHED IN THE BLUD!!! WARSHED IN THE BLUDDA JEEZUS!!!
XaurreauX 2 years ago 4
Does he see me when I play with myself?
ticklebug 2 years ago 3
hahahaha
markec123 1 year ago 11
Lolololololololol! PRAISE GOD!
timallensux 2 years ago 6
Don't watch me squat down and do my business!!! lol! Amen, Reverend! Amen ; )
abacabb138 2 years ago
.....wow.....
Cherub657 2 years ago
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You are a crazy, how do you feel about about your own mind. I think your the one that is a sick pervert. From a True Christian who is praying for you. You are such a angry little man.
elijamesriggs 2 years ago
@elijamesriggs hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha !
donalddub1970 1 year ago
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It's the Fool who says in his heart that there is no God. Are you a Fool?
GFaithProductions 1 year ago
@GFaithProductions HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU !!!!!!!
donalddub1970 1 year ago 4
You bet your ass.
battletor4 1 year ago
i feel so afraid, so, so afraid
Mstotallyrandomstuff 2 years ago 4
Oh god, I feel physically sick.
dragonofthedarknight 2 years ago 2
creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy
danononian 2 years ago 2
is this a joke because i went on the website and if this is real they are really fucked up i think its a joke but help me out hear
mute754 2 years ago 2
Yes, this is a joke. Rev. Deacon Fred is a satirist and religion is his topic of choice. The website is the same, in fact, if you'll notice, all of the merchandise is pro-atheist and anti-religion. It's just satire - that's all.
abacabb138 2 years ago 3
LOL horrid temptations of the flesh!
OspacemarineO 2 years ago 3
PERV!!!!
wyattb995 2 years ago
WTF!!!
wyattb995 2 years ago 2
How can anyone take this serious?
This is hilarious! It reminds me of Sunday school when my friend Bobby asked, "If God is everywhere is he in the toilet?" Even the teacher laughed!
waynesworldwaniac 2 years ago
This is hysterical..he even made-up an organization to try to "shut the church down". Man this is funny...anyone who joins because they think this is legit is too -stupid to procreate..too-stupid to drive, own a pet, have a job & DAMN-sure too-stupid to have a voice in our government!
supertrippfan 2 years ago 3
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I wouldn't trust this guy around any children,joke or no joke he sounds like a sick child molester.
zuniga6412 2 years ago
this is from "Pastor" Fred of the Landover Baptist Church... which is a Parody of the Evangelical Christian Church, specifically the Baptist Church. While he may actually have an Ordination from an online Ordination site... he is NOT really a pastor. Nor is he a real DEACON of any church that I know of.
Not to mention that if he was, he would be arrested instantaneously for suggesting various illegal activities.
Cadell02 2 years ago
Landover Baptist is my church, and we are very real. Please stop slandering us.
acr08807 2 years ago 4
mind giving me the physical address to the outspoken Pastor Deacon Fred so I can report him to the police for various crimes against humanity then?
Cadell02 2 years ago
Pastor Deacon Fred Smith
Landover Baptist Church
One Glory To God Plaza
Freehold, IA 50313
acr08807 2 years ago 4
How in the name of all that is holy is that even a real address? To add further doubt to your claim here is the pertinent information of the address to their financial department as posted on their website:
207 Soulwinner's Palace Dr.
Freehold, IA 45587
Notice that they don't even use the same Zip Code as you posted. So unless Freehold has multiple Zip Code's You sir are a lyer and THAT is a Sin!
Cadell02 2 years ago
There are multiple zip codes that cover Freehold. The pastoral offices are in 50313.
acr08807 2 years ago 3
Incorrect, there are no Zip Codes in Freehold, Iowa, because you can't find Freehold Iowa anywhere on this planet :3
Cadell02 2 years ago
No doubt you're too dumb to find it, but I've been there many times. I can get tickets to services four or five times a year now, and I'd never pass up a chance to hear a Pastor Deacon Fred homily in person.
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Cadell02 2 years ago
That's what I hate about Mega Churches, they are such cash cows. There is no point paying for tickets when you can go to a service elsewhere for free. This is especially true if you are expected to Tithe 10% or more of your income as well.
Further, Please provide me with a google maps, or Mapquest Map showing me exactly where Freehold Iowa happens to be.
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Cadell02 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!AAA
CaptJackSparrow4u 2 years ago
this is the funniest thing i've ever heard. i can't believe a minister is actually talking like this. i guess it just shows how long i've been out of church.
mverobeach1 2 years ago 2
I know this is just a joke, but to those who don't realize this, there's nobody up there watching you. Just matter for more than 18.7 octillion miles in every direction in our accidental oval we call the universe. Sin is nonexistant. So are Heaven and Hell. I'm not Atheist, and trust me you can believe what you want no matter how rediculous, but I'm just saying.
Ryuzaki492008 2 years ago
Look guys!! I am a chritian woman and am absolutely appalled at this!! Who can take this man serious? I am with the atheist out there in I found this hilarious....hold on...let me call my husband to hear this....he needs a good laugh!!
MaryMary1965 2 years ago
Wow and I thought it was my crazy grandma tailking to meh when she was still alive hoooo. Coldddd
wanyudo 2 years ago
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Wow!
Nice of you to justify the actions of pedophiles, not to mention suggesting Jesus Your Saviour is a pedophile.
You vile, digusting, creep. Go wash your mouth out with soap and quit scaring small children.
maskedphrogg 2 years ago
i got an erection whilst taking a poo, does that make me a homosexual?
adeleellie6 2 years ago 5
no, maybe a Poophile
theDarksunsShine 1 year ago 2
What?
rayvenlusu 2 years ago
I'm an atheist but ROFL!
stevostevie 2 years ago 5
Wow. This is hilarious!
LokiSilverFlame 2 years ago 3
ahahahahahaha...I love it.
nuavecmoi 2 years ago 3
Not only does Jesus watch me poopy, but so do most other people since my porn career has left my sphincter completely useless.
Rickmagma 2 years ago 14
omg dude i read your answer on yahoo answers, i laughed so fucking hard my sides hurt, keep it up deacon
Dakashizzlenizzle 2 years ago 2
"Carefully sculpted with celestial wax before beaming you inside the incubation chamber you call mommy." O_O
Wh40klorii 2 years ago 3
yeah.......exactly what I was thinking.
And how did he recite that speech without cracking up?
willbond 2 years ago 3
wow what the fuck
SalooKaloo 2 years ago
Anyone or nation who goes against his holy commandments of anal sex will face destruction. Anal sex between men is the only type of sex allowed now. Nations who go against the god of faggiation will face his mighty and holy wrath. Do not disappoint the holy faggotiation god with hetero sex. Obey the holy lord and have homosexual anal sex only to be on good terms with the holy faggotiation lord.
PlatinumX098 2 years ago
I have received a holy message from the real holy God of faggotiation, not the Christian one, and he has told me that sex between men and women is considered evil. He now only wants sex between men, as that is sexy for him to watch. He does not want to sex between men and women because it disgusts him. The god of faggiation is a voyeur and wants to see anal sex between men only, so do not sin by having sex with the opposite sex.
PlatinumX098 2 years ago
This is creepy 0_0
lonelylobster10 2 years ago 6