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  • This is the most complex parody website EVER.

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  • Lmfao.

  • Praise his HOLY name!

  • @redletteryear yea, it's a joke. It's suppose to be a parody of how nuts christians can be. You should see their forum, somehow I ended up there and there were forums about what kind of chasity belts wides should wear, or one about "I hit my wife for the first time" it is nuts. One of the guys one the forum (it's a men only) talked about how he pretty much killed his first two wives and such. I really hope it was one of the moderators and not just a dumb christian who thought it was real.

  • @Preetima1125

    No, it's not about all Christians. They're parodying the extremists.

  • This made my day.

  • This is awesome!

  • Jesus is the truthiness, the wayishness, and the lightyness. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you are dropping dook, so be quick for goodness sake.

  • @WagTrain Prove it

  • @TheBigd103 yeah this is dumb so Jesus is a Pervert

  • @81shane1 No he wasn't because he never exsisted but Mohammed did though and yes he was a pervert and proud of it.

  • How the can someone that doesn't exist watch u go poopy????

  • @TheBigd103 you're ignorant, Jesus is legit.

  • "Just like all the movies that are actually entertaining, they were created by God to test you." hahaha, Landover Baptist Church FTW!!

  • i hope you guys know this whole thing is a joke...when i found it, i thought this crazy bastard killed somebody with bubba lol, its all a joke...pastor fred that is..unfortunetely we have alot that are no joke.

  • This is a joke, right?

  • Lol I love this guy

  • Gives a new meaning to the words: Holy Shit. ^_^

  • Everything! lol.noohhhhhh... he sees you from the inside out! yikes! BS!

  • Jesus does watch everyone poop. He is all over us every single time. Praise him!

  • 29 people got dooked on the toilet

  • hello jesus

  • What truly horrible things to say to a confused little girl. And one has to feel sorry for the little girl, growing up with people who have evidently introduced their young daughter to the YouTube videos of such a hateful old man.

    Also, it's not going to be long before this guy gets caught for either masturbating in public or child molestation.

  • @rama2340 I'm fairly sure this video is satire. At least I hope it is.

  • @rama2340 lol relax he is just trolololin

  • this was so funny. XD

  • I just took the online "bible poop quiz" and I failed. I never realized how obsessed the bible is with excrement.

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOL!

    I know it's fake, but it's SO HILARIOUS that I'm scairt of Jesus watching to make sure my fingers don't linger around my dirty, nasty bits.

  • WARNING THE LANDOVER BAPTIST"S IS ANTI-CHRISTIAN

    Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christian bigotry.

    I was band from there forums after i exposed them.

  • @blackbird01T - Wow, you're really perceptive. : ) So how long did it take your sharp, intelligently-designed mind to find out this was sarcasm? And btw, LandOver Baptist WELCOMES real Christians on the forums, for their hilarious comments. I seriously doubt you would be "banned" for "exposing them." But thanks for another good laugh.

  • @Rumpl4skn stupidity of their forum and of their personal beliefs. they are retarded, it would be nice to have some scripture saying that they are, because then they would know that they were stupid :p

  • @MrHelpmeoprah - and you sound like a real Mensa member yourself. (Btw, good Xtians don't use the word 'retarded' to mean stupid. Just pointing that out. And u wish there was scripture saying they are stupid? lol That sounds like a Landover joke, but you're serious, aren't you? What scripture do you consult about tying your shoes or blowing your nose, might I ask? I see that enough years spent in organized religion can remove your ability for ANY cognitive thought, thanks for the lesson.

  • @Rumpl4skn I was talking to those who do not know, so if you know there fake then i was not talking to you.

  • @blackbird01T "Exposed them"?---as what? Landover Baptist Church is self admitted satire and parody---and it's obvious to anyone  an ounce of perception.

    Also, I consider threats of hell fire eternal torture for atheists and non-believers to be light years more offensive than anything Landover does.

  • @socksumi i was talking about there forums because there so many atheist and non-believers who are fighting and arguing with them, the so called Christians in landover baptist church act dead serious about be Christians they even use scriptures of the bible. I was talking to those who do not know, so if you know there fake then i was not talking to you.

  • that guy in the picture looks so retarded

  • @MrHelpmeoprah He's a comedian, it's just makeup to make him look retarded.

  • Epic troll is epic.

  • @GoblinsnHobbits - you = super faggot. Super Fag is always a Super Fag!

  • someone give me some toilet paper

  • i hold mommys hand when i poop

  • fake - but funny!

  • Oh please tell me this is real! I laughed my ass off!!

  • the problem with religious satire and just plain religion is that its so easy to mistake one for the other, is this guy actually serious or is this a joke?

  • @KeyBal77 This is clearly a joke and meant to entertain -- lighten up!

  • @yardgoods ah right cool wasnt sure to be honest

  • Sue Ellen now knows that toilet-time is a dangerous time and Jesus is indeed watching!

  • Too funny!

  • lol

  • Lol, imagine Jesus watching from a surveillance camera in the bathroom XD

  • 25 ppl will get caught in the act on the toilets when jesus returns

  • "...and at the very monent you hear and audible plop in the water beneath your soft naked rump you can give the lord jesus a little wave hello."

    Great satire

  • This guy is really sick! Don't let him around the kids esp. at toilet time.

  • @KoreenKruger huh, why do u make such incoherent, prejudicing, unproven suggestions, while the pastor gave a well-profound speech about the relationship between toilet-going and religion. it was much needed, because hardly any pastor deals with such a complicated topic nowadays, while so many ppl have questions about this specific topic. as u can see on the score-board it enlightened many ppl.

  • total weirdo, i turned it off

  • ROFL too good... too good...

  • LMAO! xD A zillion people are going poopy! :D

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    im sorry but he sounds like a rapist >.>

  • @1nothingmater i think ppl who make such unprofound, ridiculous and extreme accusations, have a pervert mind of themselves. don't touch god's anointed.

  • @secondbible and i believe you should be able to talk normally when talking to people.

  • HAha,, CLassic stuf Zen .

    very close to real hyperbole out here .

  • wow. just go to poopylogin dotcom

  • Very nice piece of comedy. It was very funny and apt. When does he perform live? I'd like to buy tickets to this mans show.

  • 21 people are going poopy.

  • Remember: Jesus loves you! Thats why his take time out of his busy day creating earthquakes and giving folks cancer to watch you go poopy!!!

  • I used to absolutely despise this guy... When I was a Christian, of course.

  • At this very moment, the Lord is watching my son go poopy. I can here him yelling praises to Jesus through the door.

  • This is sick!!!

  • @jacksappl1

    Comments like yours make us laugh even more.

  • Giggity giggity, jesus loves watching children go dookie. This is brilliantly hilarious

  • sure hes watching you

    but how close is he when he's watching, that is the question!

  • @ImTheSolace1

    Well technically he is omnipresent if you believe the hype. So he is literally in EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY.

  • Guys! We need to make poopy more often! That way Jesus can't give us cancer or make us share the trials of earthquakes or tornadoes!

  • Jesus designed and built every one of our filthy crevices and body parts. Great stuff.

  • This man is sick!

  • @koolmom21 Your wright, this man has now tormented this child. He is sick, sick, sick.

  • @jacksappl1 no, it is the reality : god is one big all-seeing camera, and all will be recorded for the day he returns. this child will watch her every step now for her life, to live holy and christ-like, praise god for pastors like deacon fred.

  • @secondbible After I watched the other videos form this user, I leard this is a joke. NOT REAL!!!

  • LMAO sweet jesus, that's funny

  • @Elvisdogg It's fucking brilliant!!! I'm still crying from laughing so hard!!!

  • That was brilliant cheese and rice brilliant thank you for the incite into poopy and God , God bless poopy time and Jesus

  • Billy Mays here! Buy now our new product "True Christian" for only 9,99,$!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH WOW... yeah guys this is a parody site... but it's so well done that it really seems like a lot of what the Baptists believe. Example: Like any other preacher, this guy sounds a bit perverted... he goes into too much detail and he's obsessed with masturbation and a little girl's private parts.

  • @oliverj83 I actually got angry at them cause i thought they were real

  • hahAhahah

  • I can't figure out if this is real or a joke, either way it's funny as shit X'D

  • @crapatoa everything about landover makes me LMAO!!! and yes, landover is a parody site.

  • @haunter230 I don't think so. They're soo extreme, they know every scripture out and in, every word of the bible, seems pretty far to go for a joke.

  • @VampirePraemium i know they are their site gives that away

  • @haunter230

    Shrug it may as well be true. Or even more true then what most preachers preach. lol.

  • An inspired sermon. I cried.

  • Does that make God/jesus a pedo?

  • 0.o LOL?

  • praise the lord

  • praise the lord

  • LMAO LOL OMG BRB

  • I cant stop laughing, to write anything witty.. 

  • "Filthy sex parts"...LOL

    We need to teach all children the deacon's terms for our filthy sex parts..."hoochy and poop chute"

  • This is a wonderfully inspirational sermon. We need more sermons like this! Praise Jeeeeesuss!

  • thats creepy

  • that's creepy

  • Praise god I have been delivered by the power of GOD

    May his noodly appendage bless and touch each and every one of you.

    ramen

  • @inquiry10 Ramen.... Ramen

  • He is Truly a very Wise Person.

  • @planewaves u know this is a parody site right?

  • Wow thats too much! ROLMFAO....

  • God personally kills 400,000 people in the Bible and orders over 2 million killed by his followers. Satan only kills Job's 2 kids, and that at the behest of God. If there is anything you can take from the Bible, it is that God wants you to kill for him and Satan doesn't. And atheists are immoral?

  • That was dirty, awesome, but dirty! lol

  • lol but jeez that voice creeps me out 0_0

  • this is creepy. that guy is a psychopath.

  • @thuzan117

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    You just got trolled.

  • LOL, doomed so dommed

  • You don't have to beg God to go to hell. You already earned it! For the wages of sin is death ( spiritually as well ). God will pay you.

  • @TheRebuker Nobody has earned eternal torture you sick fuck.

  • Hahaha....blasphemous.....

  • That's concentrated evil coming out of you.

  • :) good responce pastor

  • Another masterpiece from Pastor Deacon Fred.

  • Preach it Pastor Deacon Fred!

    Praise Jeebus and his all seeing glory!

    (You think Jeebus would let me watch a Dallas Cowboy Cheer leader take a piss if I was to be REALLY good?)

  • i feel much better now...happy to know that i'm not alone when i'm dropping a load!

  • Thank yew, Pastor!!! Thank yew!!! Ah'm WARSHED IN THE BLUD!!! WARSHED IN THE BLUDDA JEEZUS!!!

  • Does he see me when I play with myself?

  • hahahaha

  • Lolololololololol! PRAISE GOD!

  • Don't watch me squat down and do my business!!!  lol! Amen, Reverend! Amen ; )

  • .....wow.....

  • @elijamesriggs hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha ha !

  • @GFaithProductions HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH­HHAAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU !!!!!!!

  • You bet your ass.

  • i feel so afraid, so, so afraid

  • Oh god, I feel physically sick.

  • creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

  • is this a joke because i went on the website and if this is real they are really fucked up i think its a joke but help me out hear

  • Yes, this is a joke. Rev. Deacon Fred is a satirist and religion is his topic of choice. The website is the same, in fact, if you'll notice, all of the merchandise is pro-atheist and anti-religion. It's just satire - that's all.

  • LOL horrid temptations of the flesh!

  • PERV!!!!

  • WTF!!!

  • How can anyone take this serious?

    This is hilarious! It reminds me of Sunday school when my friend Bobby asked, "If God is everywhere is he in the toilet?" Even the teacher laughed!

  • This is hysterical..he even made-up an organization to try to "shut the church down". Man this is funny...anyone who joins because they think this is legit is too -stupid to procreate..too-stupid to drive, own a pet, have a job & DAMN-sure too-stupid to have a voice in our government!

  • this is from "Pastor" Fred of the Landover Baptist Church... which is a Parody of the Evangelical Christian Church, specifically the Baptist Church. While he may actually have an Ordination from an online Ordination site... he is NOT really a pastor. Nor is he a real DEACON of any church that I know of.

    Not to mention that if he was, he would be arrested instantaneously for suggesting various illegal activities.

  • Landover Baptist is my church, and we are very real. Please stop slandering us.

  • mind giving me the physical address to the outspoken Pastor Deacon Fred so I can report him to the police for various crimes against humanity then?

  • Pastor Deacon Fred Smith

    Landover Baptist Church

    One Glory To God Plaza

    Freehold, IA 50313

  • How in the name of all that is holy is that even a real address? To add further doubt to your claim here is the pertinent information of the address to their financial department as posted on their website:

    207 Soulwinner's Palace Dr.

    Freehold, IA 45587

    Notice that they don't even use the same Zip Code as you posted. So unless Freehold has multiple Zip Code's You sir are a lyer and THAT is a Sin!

  • There are multiple zip codes that cover Freehold. The pastoral offices are in 50313.

  • Incorrect, there are no Zip Codes in Freehold, Iowa, because you can't find Freehold Iowa anywhere on this planet :3

  • No doubt you're too dumb to find it, but I've been there many times. I can get tickets to services four or five times a year now, and I'd never pass up a chance to hear a Pastor Deacon Fred homily in person.

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  • That's what I hate about Mega Churches, they are such cash cows. There is no point paying for tickets when you can go to a service elsewhere for free. This is especially true if you are expected to Tithe 10% or more of your income as well.

    Further, Please provide me with a google maps, or Mapquest Map showing me exactly where Freehold Iowa happens to be.

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  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH!AAA

  • this is the funniest thing i've ever heard. i can't believe a minister is actually talking like this. i guess it just shows how long i've been out of church.

  • I know this is just a joke, but to those who don't realize this, there's nobody up there watching you. Just matter for more than 18.7 octillion miles in every direction in our accidental oval we call the universe. Sin is nonexistant. So are Heaven and Hell. I'm not Atheist, and trust me you can believe what you want no matter how rediculous, but I'm just saying.

  • Look guys!! I am a chritian woman and am absolutely appalled at this!! Who can take this man serious? I am with the atheist out there in I found this hilarious....hold on...let me call my husband to hear this....he needs a good laugh!!

  • Wow and I thought it was my crazy grandma tailking to meh when she was still alive hoooo. Coldddd

  • i got an erection whilst taking a poo, does that make me a homosexual?

  • no, maybe a Poophile

  • What?

  • I'm an atheist but ROFL!

  • Wow. This is hilarious!

  • ahahahahahaha...I love it.

  • Not only does Jesus watch me poopy, but so do most other people since my porn career has left my sphincter completely useless.

  • omg dude i read your answer on yahoo answers, i laughed so fucking hard my sides hurt, keep it up deacon

  • "Carefully sculpted with celestial wax before beaming you inside the incubation chamber you call mommy." O_O

  • yeah.......exactly what I was thinking.

    And how did he recite that speech without cracking up?

  • wow what the fuck

  • Anyone or nation who goes against his holy commandments of anal sex will face destruction. Anal sex between men is the only type of sex allowed now. Nations who go against the god of faggiation will face his mighty and holy wrath. Do not disappoint the holy faggotiation god with hetero sex. Obey the holy lord and have homosexual anal sex only to be on good terms with the holy faggotiation lord.

  • I have received a holy message from the real holy God of faggotiation, not the Christian one, and he has told me that sex between men and women is considered evil. He now only wants sex between men, as that is sexy for him to watch. He does not want to sex between men and women because it disgusts him. The god of faggiation is a voyeur and wants to see anal sex between men only, so do not sin by having sex with the opposite sex.

  • This is creepy 0_0