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  • Ok last year first time on an airplane and i was separated from my family like seating wise so i was with this like 8 year old and he was scared of the plane and i asked him where his mommy was and he pointed to where my mom was so i asked if she wanted to switch seats to be with her kid she said no im having fun with this girl and my mom looked stressed and tired so my mom switched with the little boy and next thing u now it wasnt her son... We couldnt find his real parents so i pray for him e

  • in 2010, i went 2 puerto rico. on the plane going there, dis dude kept gettin mad cuz my fone was on n ppl were tryna sleep. i told him many tymes that it was on silent, there was no signal anyway n i was onli chkn the time. he still kept gettin pissed everytym i flipped it open 2 chk lyk wtf!! it was kinda fun 2 piss him off tho since he was an as so idc. lol

  • How the heck am I supposed to understand this video if I've never been on an airplane?

  • Exotic mommy I done that before just sit and complian to my mom

  • Can I fly whit you, beautiful people? XD

  • one time i was in this airplane and the lady beside me randomely goes: so did you go to disneyland?(it was a flight from florida) and i go yeah and she goes: did you get your stone from the princesses? and i go:huh? and she goes: OH your birthstobne you can get from the princesses it quite special! and i go: cool and she goes: when your birthday and i go: june 10 and she goes PINK QWARTS. so i go :im gonna go sit with my mom O.o

  • Love your top in the intro!

  • 4 jess in one aeroplane

    i like that :}

  • lol u did good acting like the kid im like that too

  • Once when I was on a plane, we were backing up on the runway, and our plane's wing hit another plane's wing. What was a 1pm flight turned into a 6pm flight... :/

  • You Can Arrest Me Cause That Little Kids Sexy As Hell...

  • So cute I love lilian Mae and mr. Bunny

  • She's. Sooooooooooooooooooooooo cute when she plays lilian Mae

  • The little girl is fashionable

  • My dad travels a lot, so he has met a lot of famous people on planes. He once met Nicholas cage, and mike myers.

  • I love how she acts as the little girl. -.-

  • My plane landed on the hudson.

  • Both of the top comments are incorrect.

    @tetsuorocks Jess IS tiny in her normal self. Being below 5 ft.

    @whoo689 The plane hasnt even taken off yet.

  • k this happened to my mom.

    my mom asked for water so a young guy comes and accidentally pours the whole jug all over her. Her gets a towel and then he falls on her XD

  • why dont u ever use ur REAL daughter as the little girl?

  • The only time I've ever been on a plane is when it was broken down. There was a huuuge place with just broken air planes all around it. Kinda like a shipyard.. I would never ride one though. My dad made me watch "Lost".

  • OMG Jess! How did you get to look so small?

  • I wanna new mommy because my mommy's in outer space sometimes and doesn't reAD ME BOOKS.

  • Gotta snack in your purse, mommy? Snack? Snack, Mommy? Snackk? Mommy? Purse, in your purse mommy?

  • MOOOOOMMEEEEEEEEEEE

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  • Hi Loveys

  • This was uplodaded on my b-day

  • hey cuzz u doin good

    

  • its the dress moosh mommy got u i luv it :D :D :D

  • i am scare of hieght so i hate when i am up in the air because i dont know wat will happen.

  • @tiger28971 You do know that you are more likely to get injured or killed on the road then in the air (too many fuckwits behind the wheel)

  • there was a kid kickin mt seat and a fat smelly person was half on my mom seat

  • hey didn't Olga Kay buy you that dress from 0:00 to 0:06?

  • Ok. I was 12 when this happened. I ask for an apple juice but I ended up getting beer. Why? Cuz there are the same colour! Hahaz!!

  • Kid Jess is soo cute :)

  • This wasn't me, but once, my parents were on a plane, and they met and talked to Jim Carrey. No joke, and he even bought them drinks. This was before I was born, but they say that it was awesome!

  • 2:50 thats why i have a puppy and hes in his crate beneth this plane ..... they should totally do that with children >:)

  • I've noticed all her videos she shows alot of cleavage damn it's hot

  • I love to fly and travel. This video is brillant.

  • I was on a plane and the woman next to me asked if I could hold her baby while she goes to the bathroom because she didn't trust her husbend with him. lol

  • what does a igrl have to do to get attention around here im tired off flashing people LMAO

  • I was on a plane once and the kid behind me said "I hope this plane crashes and we all die"

  • 1:20 Jess and Corrine

  • This drunk Cuban guy talked the entire plane ride and he wouldn't shut up. The attendant even gave him some sleep alcoholic drink. But still nothing... I hated the plane ride.

  • Haha Ihad ah Experience 0n ah planee when ah woman and Lykee 8 0f her kids camee and start doin mha hair 0ut 0f dha Bluee Lykee wtf !!!!

  • Awwww, Tiny Jesss!

  • thanx i jerked off

  • LOLOLOL " i am tired of flashing people"

  • Why The Hell Was There A COMMERCIAL Interrupting The Fuckin Videoo?Damnn!

  • i dont have any crazy airplane stories since ive only been on twice. but a funny story i have! when the plane took off, both me and my brother put our arms up and went "weeeeee!!!!!!!" like it was a roller coaster. little kids were laughing and ppl were staring but we didnt care!

  • There air waves changed and it became really bumpy during a night flight and everyone had to be seated and I was still in the toilet and when I came out I fell over a couple of times getting back to my seat and I feel into another guys seat, it was soooo embarassing!!

  • I was on the plane I had an ial seat and a fat kid was in frount of me and ate alot of shrimp cause we were in 1st class and he got up and barfed all over me!!!!!!! I had to change my clothes and I "axadentaly" fell and spilt my drink on him!!!! :) :)

  • Hey Jess, I just wanted to let you know my first plan trip was a blast! I had tons of fun and sat next to some very cool people that means you didn't jinx me lol and your not a bad omen so that means I can continue watching your videos with no worries lol take care.

  • mommy mommy mommy MOMMY MOMMY  i gotta go potty lolzz !!!!!!!!

  • Love lil jess

  • the plane seats look like playing cards

  • Damn. And I thought I talked alot. ☺

  • Once i was on a plane and a pregnant woman thought she was giving birth, but thiswas her first time, butshe really didn't or wasn't , thank the lord!

  • "I'm Jessica with a K like in California"

    "Can someone open a window?"

    "It was the driver's fault that it was my fault but it's not my fault"

    LMAO XD

  • I was sitting on the plane, It was only my 4th time on a plane and being 12 at the time alone, was kinda scary.. Anyways, I was going through my bag looking for my book and when i put it down, i saw a dime on my leg, now theres this thing in my family were dead relatives would leave dimes around the persons house.(creepy, yes) I felt it was a sign. a few mins after the plolit said that the plane wasn't working and we needed to get off. It was a year ago but i remember it like yesterday.

  • @TBLOVER100 y were u alone

  • @245angels Because I was going from my dad's house to my mothers. He lives in Vancouver island, Thats about 6hours away from my moms, I had just spent Christmas with my dad.

  • i love you

  • "my puppy is in his crate on the bottom of the plane lol :D" LOVE THIS!

  • lol the kid cracked me UP!!!!!

  • /watch?v=k9la_NmufCg&feature=f­eedlik O_______O

    That chick ripped off Jess so badly.

  • the way she plays the mom is so much like my mom she just pretends shes paying attention to me

    

  • @MrYUM555 I think that's why she said she's tired of flashing people, haha.

  • I love your hair!!

  • Last year I was on my way home from San Francisco listening to my iPod and these two little indian (I assume) girls in front of me started turning around in their seat and after a while they started talking to me of course I can't understand them but I love kids so I tolerated it. Eventually I ended up talking to them and I showed them some of my apps on the iPod.

  • We all were on the plane and waiting for it to take off but then it had engine problems so while they fixed it over night we had to take a shuttle to a motel for the night (because our condo time was up and we returned the rental car already) and then we had to wake up early in the morning and get on the same plane..

  • We has a bomb on our airplane the had police and swat evacuate the whole airport.

  • hahahahahahaha xD

  • hahaha shes tired of flashing ppl haha

  • LMAOL!!! NICE... =D PS: Cute kid... =]

  • Honestly, I looked at her boobs the whole time.

  • will you get that kid a snack so she can shut up!? lol

  • OMG I LOVE WHEN YOU PLAY A LIL KID YOUR SOO CUTE!!!

  • i put perfume on from the magazine , too , haha .

  • doesnt read me BOOKS!

  • If you listen to what the little girl is singing she says , "mommy, i wanna a new mommy cause my mommy is the worst and doesn't read me books" lol

  • I was on a flight years ago and we were taking off from San Fransisco heading to Sydney Australia, and while taxiing down the runway getting ready to takeoff, the plane just shut off

    They had to evacuate us because its had "mechanical difficulties" aka died

  • STUARTESS!! lls

  • That was great, I love the way you do a bunch of different personality types.You have a talent for that.

  • Ignoring mom :(

  • I love your dress! Where did you get it?

  • The last 3 times my moms ben on a plane, someone has died in each :/ its creepy..

  • well I was actually the one who annoyed a couple. Me and my friend were sitting next to each other and she wanted me to teach her german. I started be saying the verb "sein" to all tenses etc and then started saying other verbs. then the couple started speaking to me in german and I was like "Hold on I only know the basics" Haha...We had so much fun that day!

  • Quote: "when i was little, when it rained i though sky people were mad at me, and were trying to hit me."

  • green screen fail at 2:41 ;)

  • @hanggordijn6 no...

  • I was coming back from Iraq on leave and because of the Volcano in Iceland our flight from Kuwait was diverted to Portugal. Now for some reason, since we're supposedly allied with Portugal, The Portuguese government didn't let us off the plane. Now it was an 8 hour flight from Kuwait to Portugal, they made us sit inside for 2 hours while they refueled and restocked, then it was another 10 hours till we land in the states! 20 Hours total we sat in that plane. I fucking hate Portugal!

  • What did little jess say at the end when shes like "i wanna new mommy.."

  • i sat next to an old lady who kept showing me pictures of her grand children

  • Can you do like, birth and doctor checkups for kids or or something?

  • LOL MY NAME IS JESSIKA LIK WIT A KAY LIK CALIFORNIA LOL FUNNI STUFF

  • you stole almost 5 minutes of my life... I want them back !!!! xD

  • "Can someone open a window"? LOL

    Sure... if you wanna be blown off the plane. ;)

  • @whoo689 you wont blow off the plane youll die!

  • @whoo689 mythbusters proved that wrong.

  • @RoyalJester17 Is that so? hm... Interesting

  • :D awsome loved it

  • I want a new mommmyyyy, READ ME BOOKS!

  • Once, I was on a 1 hour flight with 8 screaming babies.. And then the 1 hour flight, became to a 5 hour flight.. Yaaaaay..

  • A weird guy stare at me withbhis weird eyes on a 5 hour long flight.. Annoying! And once, a TSA-guy started to speak chinese to me.. Maaan, I'm adopted from Korea, and I can only speak Norwegian, English, and Spanish!

  • the craziest thing that happened was 3 aior marshals attacked someone for haveing a pack of batteries......... then we had to fly back to the aiport and had to find a new flight

  • Tiny Jess lol!!

  • The Mother and Daughter reminds me of my Sister-in-Law and my 3 year old niece...I couldn't stop laughing at them

  • I was on my way to Alaska to visit family. It was an 8 hour flight. I sat between a really nice teacher from Michigan and a little girl from Alaska who was going home. The little girl was talking out the window, saying there were fairies on the wing. She was so cute and funny.

  • Can I tell You a good experience? ok.

    There was this guy I sat next to, and he worked for the apple company, so Hw gave me a free iPad.

    On the way back home, This guy and a girl were having sex. In the seat. Next to me.

  • @exoticjess yeah after watching this it just reminded me of that time so i just had to share haha

  • i like ur shirt, the floral one with the sleeves, u make everything look cute on you :]

  • I love the kid... oh btw RLY funny story; I got frisked at the airport.. in a skirt. .. the first time I went, and I got held bc they found a pair of earrings that I'd forgotten in my pocket.... anyway it was a fun 1rst time.

  • There were people behind me and my brother. And they decided to put their feet thru the seats n on our arm rest. THEIR FEET STANK! n my mom went ape shit. hehehe long plane ride smelly, n grudges... not so great

  • hahahahahaha your soooo good at being a lil kid hahaha mommy im hungry hahaha

  • The best flight I had was when I got to sit between two grandmothers. I got to help put in batteries to a walkman she got for one of her grandchildren... woah! did I say walkman???? Do you like the aisle or the window seat?

  • I've been flying several times. I have an experience in France when a woman walked into the men's bathroom. I guess she didn't read the little "man" symbol correctly. lol

    I do feel sorry for animals flying; where is the peanut and soda for them? lol

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  • well ive only been on a plane twice, first time a american old lady startd talking to me then kept trying to give me her food, i just wanted to put the ear phones on a ignore her lol

  • I like flying but long hours doesnt do wonders for my tush

  • If smokey was on that plane, he would have shoved a joint in that girls mouth to shut her up lol

  • Jessie! am i 2 late to comment? anyways, i've never been on a plane.. :/ but i've been on a crowded bus, it was completely horrid! I Love You!! <3 mmmmmwwwwaahh!

  • i like all of your videos

  • @exoticjess i liked your video you are so Hilarious you made my day

  • When I was 10 I went on a vacation & I brought one of my favorite stuffed animals. While we was waiting for our flight I got sleep so I used my stuffed animal as a pillow & I dozed off but I wasn't completely asleep because I started to feel my "pillow" slip away. I lifted my head & opened my eyes to see a younger girl walk away with my stuffed animal. I was confused but then her mom came & gave it back. I couldn't go back to sleep. haha. I'll always remember that airport experience!

  • a little while ago, i was sleeping on the plane in a row of three seats, and when i woke up, my friend who i was flying with told me that fifteen people were taking pictures of me sleeping cause im a funny sleeper

  • These little kids started freaking out when the plane lifted off the ground. They were all "Oh my god! What's happening to my ears?! Mom! Am I gonna die?!?!" it was pretty funny :) I love airports though:) I love traveling :) it's such a thrill. My nephew went through the metal detector n it started beeping because he had a light up thing in his shirt it was like a transformers shirt with bumblebee on it and it lit up when the detector went off. Lol :)

  • Omg I saw ur video with you and the wrench on a motorcycle! The most amazing youtube video ive ever seen besides the ones on your channel!

  • Hahahahaha your characters in this were really funny! And I get really bad anxiety on planes, I hate them !

  • ❤ ..❤ ..❤ ..❤ ..❤ ..❤ ..❤ ...❤ ..❤ ..ur video always..always..make my day..love ur video...love you..love all ur character...❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

  • U r wearing the dress olga gave u :)))

  • does your boyfriend get to date like 10 jessicas at once? cus that would be awesome lol

    is it weird that my favorite part of flying when i was little was any time we hit air turbulence?

  • Wooossaaahh!!

  • Lol i loved how the mom kept rubbing the perfume samples on :D

  • Rude sturadist on a mexican flight

  • This was Great

    keep Up the Good work :D

  • Best video by you by far :)

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  • ssoooo fuunnnyyy

  • @missreaderful i know right lol

  • I found it funny...

  • When I flew down to North Carolina from Philadelphia there was a little girl who kept undoing her seat belt while we were landing and when her mom would rebuckle it shed scream "NOOO I DONT WANT IT ON I WANT IT OFF!" AND IT WAS RIGHT IN MY EAR.

  • OMG when i was last on a plane yrs ago we were going to florida and we were fronnt row first class so the person (flight attendant.) came over and started talking to us .so we started chating then she grabbed the in plane mic. thing and sang us this really embarrising song1!!! everybody was staring pointing laughing etc. it was the worst flight i have ever been on

  • You should've gotten Corrin to play the little girl :d

  • on the way home from my school skiing trip, we were just about to land and we'd already had quite a lot of turbulence during the flight, but when we got to the airport and started to land the plane started shaking and we were bouncing down the runway. It was so scary and we had to take off again and re-land on another runway. Worst plane journey ever!

  • My plane experinace is that i convinced a guy that just broke up with his girlfriend to fly back hoem to marry her becuase they spilt up becuase of his job, and still to this day they thank me yes the british guy ahaha

    Lol good video mummy what bunny lol

  • poor little jess xD btw jess u were awesome in youtube assassin. joe did an amazing job.

  • ok well my plane storie did not actually happen to me but it happened to my parents and my little brother. I was already in Bolivia a week before them. So they were on a plane for 1 hour and half when the my they started to feel some disconfort in the plane..people were getting sick and my brother said his ears felt like they were going to pop. well apperently the air inside the plane was malfunctioning and they had to do an emergency landing . as soon as they landed the plane shut off. SCARY!

  • Oh! Could you please wish me good luck because tomorrow I am taking exams and I would be so happy if you could just wish me...

  • jessie you are great I love you! <3

  • your sooo great!! i wish you was my sister!!

  • @theinvisiblegirl123 eeek!! Creepy!

  • Great video as always Jess!

  • Jess i love your videos <3 (:

    everytime I see them in my sub box i automatically click them :) xx 

  • @tropicallsunrise thank you. :)

  • That's a beautiful dress Jess.

  • I love your videos! <3

  • @ScooterGuy29 OMG!! That must have been terrifying!!

  • @ChaconMejia I'll remember that advice

  • @Johndidyk1 thank you

  • @sexyroxey101 OMG!! That is horrible!!

  • @bawad01 :)

  • @cherrayrich :) so pleased you enjoyed it.

  • @Melenia5o She doesn't? :(

  • @reesyluvsu2 :) 

  • @realityVSwonderland thank you

  • @sexypat1990 maybe someday you will. :)

  • @keepintouch606 that is crazy

  • @xxalycat13xx thank you 

  • @cutiebrowniekitti that is terrible