Fox News Causes Perverted Hallucinations

[EyEnOtgAy]

i saw the vary clip he saw to mark his statements and in that clip u see a stripper giving the guy a lap dance and making movements that look like a blowjob but arent lol and they did tone down the sex in car stuff for austrailia by removing the free cam view of seeing niko getting a quicky, other then that hes just over exagerating all the other shit, this game is like PG-13 compared to "MY IDEAS THAT WOULD CRUSH THE WORLD!!!" lol

[cartier117]

spooky fox news

[RyuDarragh]

Actually, there was a codebase accidently released with the game that you could unlock with some arcane manipulations of the game that were created by some now unemployed fanboiz who used to work there.

Which begs the question how the hell JT got into those now collectible easter egg bearing discs hidden codebases of pr0n.

Incredibly rare disc. Check. Incredibly well hidden easter egg. Check. Old guy who finds this material. wtf ?!?

[jussts]

Simulated oral and anal? Sounds like a party... that guy almost made me want to go out and buy that game.

[neckup2007]

eat a dick jack

[Facecageworshipper]

In GTA IV the hooker kind of does the action of whatever service you pay for, but thats it. It doesn't show anything the normal character models dont.

The strip club part isa complete lie.

[sy1234]

But the byebull says GTA is evul!

[Scorpiochess]

Must be the Hot Coffee thing. I don't see what there is to cover up though... it's no different from stuff that happens in real life.

[tieInterceptor]

I would buy his version....

[Kimbert91]

he's either talking about the Hot Coffe mod, or he's reeeeeally huffed up on drugs. in this case, ecstacy...

[RodHullIOnceWasHim]

He talking about Hot Coffee surely...?

[Faustuss1]

Everyone should check out the video:

Reality vs Fantasy feat Jack Thompson

watch?v=5eWFj1KShcI

[RedXIIIx]

Well fuck, I want his copy of GTA.

[FreeFragSGS]

I think he just might be suffering from an illness called Stupid...

[phenixwryter]

The GTA games are great. What a dork. The games are rated "M", so what is he complaining about?

[DeviantCare]

Guns, blood, violence, murder, genocide, gore... is all good fun...

OMG A VAGINA! RUN MOTHER FUCKER! IT'LL RUIN YOUR CHILDREN!

[Car2oon12]

well on the ps3 i turn the camera when i pay the hooker to do her "business" and i can see what they are doing even when the camera turns to the back of the car its easily moved, also they still have their clothes on so its at most rumpage

[Killersepp]

Oh look! It's Mr. John Bruce "I used to be a lawyer but I'm too much of a fraudulent, delusional, pranoid schizophrenic, ambulance-chasing, dimwitted Fucktard to keep even that job." Thompson.

Jackybaby, the day you got disbarred was one of the funniest days in my life. Every time I think back of it, my heart gets a little brighter. Thank you, Jack, if only for this.

[happyjesus123]

Cool, how to we get the Jack Thompson version of the game?

[TheCeejPlus]

If you're capable of being pushed over the edge by something in a game, you needed to be locked up anyway. Anything could have pushed you over the edge. An old recording of Andrew Dice Clay, That old Quizno's commercial with the singing rats that had been ripped in half prior to showing up on camera, or one of the kids' shows that are on these days. If it wasn't the game, it would have been something else. It's not the game, Jack. It's you.

[Killer0fTheSun]

Jack looks like one of those men arrested on the MSNBC sex stings...

[DeletedDelusion]

There is way to little sex in video games, damn it!

I absolutely understand if someone thinks GTA is to violent, but the "sex" thing?

Someone should tell that old guy that he wouldn't be here if it wasn't for sex....

[bobomcgraw]

Wasn't he disbarred?

Any way why would anyone listen to these idiots, they lie and exaggerate ALL THE TIME!

When Mass Effect was released they had one woman, I think she was a psychologist, but she went on about how your character could sleep with people in the game and described in detail all this lewd material.

Later she admitted not only had she not played the game she hadn't even seen any footage of it!

Liars, all of them.

[websnarf]

Hmmm ... to be totally honest, I would rather play the game Jack Thompson is describing than the one you described. I think maybe I will write a letter to Take2 interactive to recommend it -- oh what the heck, I think I'll just go make that game myself!

[ScottJoC]

GTA4 is not san andreas but its similar.

[IdleGod]

How are you not used to christians just lying and using hyperbole to attempt to control everyone else? I think its one of the commandments. "Thou shalt lie".

[wakeangel2001]

if this man wins and games of this nature are banned forever, would he then come down on R rated movies? How about TV dramas like soap operas, or our prime time television lineup?

[garouHH]

I think he'll go after everything that is not a retelling of his favorite book until there is nothing else left.

[TheCeejPlus]

Right. If you're going to ban one thing because it's offensive, where does it end? That starts a slippery slope.

[jaywolfe82]

Grand Theft Auto IV has a bit more in it than San Andres did. When you pick up a hooker in your car, if I recall correctly, she climbs over to your side of the car and performs sexual acts on you.

It's more like dry humping though since all their clothes remain on.

The girlfriend part is pretty much the same. Moaning and telling you how great you are as the camera pans across the outside of the apartment. And it lasts all of three seconds.

I'm not sure what he's talking about in regards to...

[jaywolfe82]

...the "adult:" strip club. (What exactly, would a "non-adult" strip club be like?) They just dance in front of you, if I recall specifically, I'd have to try it again and see.

Finally, the game has a freaking M rating... that means 17 and older only! If at 17 or older acts of digital sex, are inappropriate to you, don't buy the game! What a novel idea!

[gingergreek]

HA typical of our society Violence dont matter but ill be dammed if they have sex in it! Jesus we're pathetic

[Jizuschrist]

YOu don't have anal or oral sex in the strip clubs, Just with the hooker street walkers.

You don't see anything.

[sockpuppetsfromhell]

That sounds like the super bowl party I was at.

[gingergreek]

Was it you that cupped my ass? :P

[endergt]

Ok, so let's say, hypothetically, a video game DOES depict the actions he mentions.

SO WHAT!?! So long as the game is clearly marked as inappropriate for children, there is NOTHING ILLEGAL about it! Just because he doesn't like those activities doesn't mean he, or anyone else, has the right to prohibit others from engaging in those activities!

It drives me crazy how these fundamentalists just can't understand this point!

[hellshade2]

had not heard of this guy til now and i just did a google on him.

another one of these religious nutjobs it seems hell bent on the evils of video games.

sounds like someone that needs to have his head on the receiving end of a blunt instrument, now this won't hurt him mind you since his brains are obviously elswhere but it might provide some satisfaction for the person weilding the blunt instrument... =D

[anamasteos]

You have got to remember so of these people *cough* older people, grew up in an era when lucy and Dezzi of I love lucy (a married couple) couldn't even be seen in the same bed on TV.

I dream of Jeanies belly botton was consider erotica so it was covered.

We have come a long way in a short time as a society. The Sears and Robuck Catalog used to be porn for the underwear section, that , and the insert (diagram) in the tampon box. LOL

My point is these people are in shock and can choose not to play

[InTylerWeTrust84]

All conservatives are delusional and willing to lie to get their way. Im not surprised that republican/ conservatives/ theists would say things like that when they have no idea what they are talking about. Its because they heard it from their church or another group of clueless out of touch assholes with sticks up their asses. Its been happing long before they claimed Satan was talking to the kids through backwards records.

[Bluedragon094]

That's a sweeping statement. I'm a conservative, but i don't affiliate with the republican party, since they're a bunch of damned neo-cons that are completely against economic conservative philosophy. I'm also an atheist, i find the religious right remarkably disturbing, but like i said, i find that Adam Smith's notion on economics rings true.

[InTylerWeTrust84]

Oh. I have never met an atheist conservative so I guess I owe you an apology. Its nice to see an economic conservative without being a neo-con because I do agree with economic conservatives, but right now I feel we need to do some spending  to fix the problems that Bush ignored. Sorry for lumping you in with the neo-cons and thank you for your patients, and I hope you except my sincere apology.

[geroldkid]

I've hated Jack Thompson for the longest time now, I think he is on drugs.

[Prodigyexam12]

Simulated sex in GTA 4? The only flash of "naked" women is the strip bar, and even in that strip bar There's no damn nudity....And it even says 18+ on the damn game, meaning if someone plays it he will, most of the times, BE DAMN 18.

[SomethingSeaVlog]

LOL! pwn.

[silentbob36]

He gets delusional from listening to himself

[EmperorEva0001]

He just wants attention. Cause attention gives him money. He has the best job ever.

[windyshrimp]

I am really starting to call bullshit on Jack Thompson.. It is almost like he is purposely parodying a crazy Christian. Just watch him on the Jace Hall show.. The man is insane.

[amateurevolutionist]

@ Decha1981

The game he talks about is GTA4, where you can actually go into stripclubs.

I haven't seen the oral, anal, SM etc

You can also have seks with your girlfriends, but you see the outside of the house and the girl seems to like it very (very) much

But calling this criminal... weird.... Fox news has always been stupid.

[LucianELaveris]

I think he's refering to when you pick up a girl off the street. You can get a bit more visual action!

Though this time you can swing the camera round and see into the car, there is an animation for orders but the dashboard hides the lot so it's still only sujestive material rather than anything else! Then again I may not have found everything!

[Killersepp]

In SA, you could go into strip clubs as well (and even get lapdances).

But I assume that GTA4 in this regard will be no more explicit than San Andreas, i.e., not pornographic.

On the other hand, those nutbags even cry "OMG PORN!" when they see a uncovered female nipple for as much as a fraction of a second, so it's reasonable to assume that for them, the strip clubs in GTA *are* porn.

Really creepy when you consider how much their lives are dominated by sex.

[amateurevolutionist]

You should also search for "FOX NEWS Mass Effect Sex Debate"

And then look at the scene they're talking about...

[alcari]

It sounds like Jack could a nice cup of good Hot Coffee ;)

[NermalsChannel]

Jack loves to talk about all that dirty, dirty sex. That's how he gets his jollies.

[ILYIAB]

He's disbarred now anyway. He's just a lying s.o.b.

[dave28lax]

Any other godless heathens missing our greeting?

[MoJoe2506]

the game he is talking about is different from San Adreas...You can go into a Strip Club, but i dont recall Anal or Oral sex...i did hear that you could Mod your console to do them or something of the sort but all i saw was a girl with boobie tassels dancinging in front of me.....

[rauron9]

Actually, in SA there are a few missions were you have to go into a strip club, and talk to a pimp. No sex though :/

[heytubby12]

good times. good times.