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  • Suddently, I came in my pants.

  • such a magical effect on females..

    ..

    .. even though he has no face.

  • Nice, but you should tone down the effects a bit. Either way, great Doc Scratch.

  • Well I thou- Wait... why am I naked? It was only a two minute video. What happened!?

  • i was watching this in my computer class after i finished my work.

    NEVER AGAIN!

  • I have the weirdest boner right now

  • Pretty good. I think it could have used a bit more of an echo, but I liked it.

  • This is amazing, great use of filters and effects!

  • In the event of a Homestuck movie, I demand either this voice or that of Morgan Freeman. Possibly a combination of both.

  • Oh my god why is this so amazing.

  • Oh Mr Scratch ~swoon~

  • You continue to be an excellent voice actor. And I find your voice quite palatable. By way of omniscence, I'm sure you've realized I'm a huge Doc Scratch fan. A fan who is planning on making a video. Would you be interested in playing the Doc Scratch role?

  • This is very very good. My only complaint is that it sounds more... robotic than omnipotent.

  • You continue to be an excellent voice actor.

  • SUPER HARD LADY BONER

  • ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

  • MAJORRRR HEEEAADDDCCCAAANNNOOOONNNN!!!!­!

  • This is.

    Oh. My god.

    Dat laugh chills me to the bone.

  • This is just... AMAZING O_O

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA

  • Its perfect. And for some strange reason, his voice sounds like a clock for me!. You won all the internets, all of them.

  • beautiful headcanon omFG

  • Oh my God! This is the best thing ever! Someone needs to tell the President about this!

  • OMGOSWHIXXZLE THIS IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT

    You are an excellent voice actor.

  • oh god

    why ovaries why

  • This is perfect. PERFECT!

  • MAKE MORE?!

  • This. Is perfect.

  • Oh, wow.

    This is just fantastic.

    Honestly. I don't even have the proper words for it.

  • The best Doc Scratch ever. You gave me shivers down my back. >_<

  • This is amazing. Seriously amazing. Wish I'd been referred here earlier. This sound is just at that perfect point in the uncanny valley; and Doc sounds amoral rather than evil, which has always been a sticking point for me.

  • I CAME

  • o-o Ok, this is my Doc Scratch Headcanon, now.

  • There go my panties.

  • Am I the only one who relates Doc Scratch with Anon? I searched it and couldn't find any results.

    Think about it, a dangerous maniac who interferes with everything, wearing a suit, but not having a face or neck, telling everyone his moves before he does them, and still succeeding in getting what he wants? Perfect fit.

  • oh my god. the way this voice rings around in my headphones makes it feel like he's actually in my room ;-;

  • You my friend. Are so brilliant it hurts.

  • HOLY CRUD.

    THS IS AMAZING! It sounds like it's from some scary as crap video game....

  • THAT LAUGH. /THAT LAUGH/.

  • This was the most perfect Doc Scr8tch voice. ;;;;)

  • o_o

  • Oh, well I like dat robot voi-

    HOLY SWEET GENESIS FROG HEADCANNONS. HEADCANNNOOOONNNSSS EEEEVVVEERRRYYWHHHEEERRREEEEEE

    AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH (dies)

  • I listened to this while reading it. It made my life complete

  • Holy frick, that is awesome! HEADCANON!

  • FUCKING AMAZING DUDE!

  • Sounds like an evil demon crossed with GLaDOS.

    Also, i heard singing in the back. Subliminal messages? Or just adding to the atmosphere?

  • @YumilX2 It's actually just is the record player in the room. But it does add to the atmosphere...

  • D --> I

    D --> Need a towel.

  • Why was I reminded of GlaDOS?

  • I swear i was wearing clothes before I watched this...

  • i

    i

    there are no words

    <3

  • *Cryforeverplz*

    That was lovely :,3

  • I

    whoops there go my pants.

  • This.. This.

    BRB, Crying of happiness.

  • THIS IS PERFECT.

    Seriously, when I first read about Dr Scratch I imagined his voice to be exactly like this.

  • OH MY JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE DOC SCRATCH

  • It's beautiful...

  • This.. was..

    perfect.

    Seriously.

  • for some reason my mind automatically assumed he had the voice of Kevin McDonald (Or Pleakley) from Lelo and Stitch....

    it just kinda fit lol

  • congratulations, you are now my headcanon. :3

  • headcannon :O

  • Oh my god.

    Can I marry this voice?

    Please?

    I'll even pay for the wedding...

  • @kitcatkat13 noooo i shall marry it first lol

  • @boyluver1234567 No, fuck you. I asked first. Therefore, I have dibs. XD

  • @kitcatkat13 DAMN YOUUUUU XD

  • I never knew Doc Scratch had a youtube account o.O

  • You are an excellent hos- er, voice actor.

  • Its normal that I open youtube and listen to this while I check facebook and stuff....right? It should be....everyone should hear this <3

  • @NiimuraKyo1313 yes it is very normal XD

  • @boyluver1234567 awww yeeeeah X3

  • Thats it. Right there. That is not voice acting. That is his voice.

  • whats the song in the background?

  • talk to Ocotpimp (MasterYogi) please!

  • this sounds beautiful blasted in my earphones.

  • JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIS VOICE. <3

  • New headcanon 

  • Please talk to MasterYorgi

  • *new headcanon*

  • *headcanonheadcanonheadcanonhe­adcanonheadcanonheadcanonheadc­anonheadcanonheadcanon*

  • Doc Scratch makes me melt with your voice on him, its like holy crap I can't stand this amazingness!!

  • O.O

    I.......I......LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! <333

  • I refused to develop a Doc Scratch headcanon.

    His voice is merely white text.

    HOW THE HECK DOES THIS VOICE SOUND LIKE WHITE TEXT?

    I don't know how, but it does.

    Well done, Sir!

  • wow!! this is really great!!!!

  • Do more!!!!!!~~~~~

    

  • This is so...awesome....

  • This has what all the other voice actors lack; the echoed inhuman tinge of an omnicogniscent with sohpistication of a puppet cueball in a suit.

  • ken is this you

  • I never really thought of Doctor Scratchs voice until i saw this and now, it wont go away!!!!! I love it

  • Missing: jaw. Last seen: floor.

  • OH EM GEEEE! I love you :3

  • Doc Scratch head canon: Aquired

  • @Calenor Of course, there was nothing to acquire for he was already head canon to begin with.

  • . . .Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

    For lack of a better word.

  • How did you get that voice effect?

  • ....Alright, this is kinda awesome.

  • "Immortality not withstanding, I am not going to live forever you know." -Doc Scratch

  • This is XERXES. All crew members of the Von Braun are to be reminded that this voice shall be the new official voice for Doc Scratch.

  • Boner stop it...

    

  • If there is ever a Homestuck video game or movie, this right here is doc scratch. It's painfully obvious.

  • Duuuuude.

  • My new headcanon voice.

  • '666 likes'

    .......

  • holy christ... y'know, when scratch was first introduced, i never quite got that he was meant to be evil until much later, but this makes it SO OBVIOUS. i love it. XD

  • Do more!

  • FUCKING. GENIUS. -3

  • my friend thinks his personality is like a pedophile. LoL

  • What program did you use? TELL ME. ALSO DO MORE DOC SCRATCH

  • So this is what white text sounds like . . .

  • fuck i should not be attracted to doc scratch but this is sexy

  • Please, please do more Doc Scratch! This is absolutely amazing.

  • Words cannot express the awesomeness that this is. It is now headcanon, as noted below.

  • ...Dear god, it's like listening to a sophisticated HAL giving that slightly creepy but still pleasant sounding voice, copious amounts of EPIC WIN, and a massive dose of THIS IS NOW HEADCANON.

    The only thing I can say that I'm a little sad about is there is not a trace of a slight British accent, but hey, that's just me.

    Seriously though, you did a fantastic job. Well done, sir! Well done!

  • Orgy .w.

  • instant headcanon. please contact octopimp (his youtube user name is MasterYorgi, i think) and begin collaborating.

    please.

    please.

    pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease­pleasepleaseplease........

  • @Yakida01 Seconded.

  • Reminds me of Tom Hollander.

  • I've listened to this countless times before without headphones. I am listening to it using headphones for the first time now... and am about to lose my shit.

  • Yet, he is still an excellent host.

  • He didn't sound pedo as expected, otherwise... HOLY SHIT AWESOME.

  • My headcannon for doc scratch now. Forever.

  • Amazeing :D

  • I love you.

  • THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL.

  • " I blame you for my high expectations in Men"

  • @BloodRedScythe16 I thought Doc Scratch was genderless.

  • And now, Scratch singing in this voice.

    "Without you, there'd be no sun in my sky~"

    Which is precisely what happened.

  • *chills* *remembers* OH GOG! RUN AWAY! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT HE BECOMES!!! RUUUUNN!!! *runs away screaming*

  • Mechakara, is that you?

  • Do the whole Doc Scratch section and the internet will love you forever

  • I came so hard that I am now a woman.

  • Once Homestuck is finished, I want to do a full audio version. I can only hope to find a Scratch as excellent as this one.

    Excellent work.

  • /Casually screams

    My inferior human think pan is just a mess dripping out of ears now.

  • INFINITE CHARISMA

  • Listening to this over and over again, because this is magnificent.

  • Oh god this is perfect.

  • PANCANON VOICE OFFICIALLY CHANGED.

  • MOAR

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  • HOW CAN THIS VOICE BE SO FITTING

    AND SO

    ATTRACTIVE

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

  • @chippychime I swear this video is what pushed my over the edge. I WAS DOING SO WELL. I was resisting, I was. ):|

  • I am so hard right now.

  • New Doc Scratch headcannon voice. -nodnod-

  • Ohmigod. You. You are amazing. You are canon. Hnngh. All my love. <3

  • "Exhilarating" just became the sexiest word in the English language.

  • OMMFG! At 0:24 that fucking laugh! =w= Gneeeee~-3 I love this voice never change it PLEASE!

  • @404joeygirl I LOVE YOU.

  • This. Is. Awesome!!!1!

  • This is probably the best voice I've heard for Doc Scratch, though it isn't *quite* perfect because it could use a bit of a British accent (doesn't have to be exaggerated or anything.)

    Most other voices I've heard go for something monotone without any emotion when that doesn't quite fit his character; he's done a few too many silly things for that. Here, on the other hand, you've got a bit of personality in the voice. The little stuff you added that's not written is just excellent, like at 0:57

  • This is great. 

  • I really, really love this. It kind of makes me think of... BioShock meets Myst. 

  • I originally didn't like this when I first listened to it, but I think that since it was the first Doc Scratch voice acting I heard, I couldn't accept the perfection without hearing other attempts. That has to be it, right? Wonderful job!

  • fuck YES!

  • please voice doc scratch please

  • You are my favorite person right now.

  • So when i got to this part in the reading, i immediately put this on and had it narrate in this lustrous voice as i read along.

    Such a beautiful experience. ;u;

  • I find this easy to masturbate to.

  • The acting, pacing, and tone of voice are all outstanding. Absolutely superior to any other Doc Scratch audition out there, without any doubt.

    The edition on the voice is also a nice touch.

  • New headcanon.

  • NEW HEAD-CANNON.

  • i could have sworn i was wearing panties before listening to this.

  • And then I decided that Doc Scratch was the male equivalent of GLaDOS. Thanks. :D

  • Dammit, now I have a headcanon for SCRATCH.

    :/

  • I like this guy's style. He leaves a single recording that everyone jizzes themselves over, and disappears without a trace.

  • "Motherfucker just loves the sound of his own voice."

    Well, who wouldn't?

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! MY GIRLY FANGIRL BONER JUST BROKe MY PANTS!!!! I AM IN SO MUCH LOVE!!!!

  • Whenever I reread through Homestuck and I reach that page, I find this video and play it as I read.

  • h0w many times d0 i have t0 tell y0u that i d0nt want y0ur candy

  • Good fan, best Doc Scratch