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  • at first i was like dis this really happen then i read the channel name

  • Haha, people think its real!!!!

  • Rest in peace men, nothing but the utmost respect for you both. Fuck anyone that has commented jokes.

  • @SamGaming -______- its fake 

  • They have emergency oxygen masks at aircrafts

    ..but not at -->space<-- stations? (╯°□°)╯

  • he didn't die with dignity...

  • OMG Helium destroys cameras now? O.o

  • Kripke, I found the nozzle, I'm going to kill you!

  • Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do...

  • That was a joke I think? "Tell my wife I died with dignity, albeit sounding like Mickey Mouse on crack".

  • Was this real? :O

  • A comment war below me on a satire video???

    WTF is this world coming to

  • It's made by the onion........ If it was real then I guess stabbing monkeys with knives in the face is a legal experiment.. Geez.... People on the internet are so gullible its actually really funny.

  • Why are you people making a joke of this? His voice would sound funny if it was a comedy show, but this was tragic. Just think about his friends and loved ones, and how they suffered, especially his wife. At least she knows that he 'died with dignity.'

  • @jamieblond1 hahhahahahhahahhahhahahahahahh­ahahahahaha good one

  • @jamieblond1 Its made by the onion... It's NOT REAL... Dumbass

  • @bay0wolf I've been watching Onion News ever since I could read, about 2 years ago, and I can say with certainty that it's the most fair and balanced news that anyone could ever hope to find.

    You're a heartless, worthless despicable person. I pray to God every night that you'll be reborn as a monkey who is stabbed repeatedly and then sent into space on a failed mission to Mars.

    Even though He's very angry and will probably send you to hell forever. always remember....God loves you :o)

  • @jamieblond1 And your prob the same person who believes the world is going to end. Your a whack job for letting religion take over your life and use it as firepower against a comment towards a youtube video.. Get a life.

  • @bay0wolf What's wrong with you? Don't you have any human feelings, you heartless despicable cretin? How would you feel if one of your loved ones died like this?

    I wish they would send you to Mars, and on the way you had a giant helium leak. You wouldn't think it was so fake then!

    And don't talk about Onion News like that. It's always fair and balanced.....and true. It's the only news show that I watch. I've never known them to lie, especially about a brave astronaut who died with dignity!

  • @jamieblond1 The onion news is fair and balanced and true. Your level of intelligence is horrible. You need to get out of your house. So if it's real, a mass murderer really DID kill people and gave their liver's to a hospital. O O O how bout video games are teaching our kids how to survive during an apocalypse. O I can't forget that 1 non homo military person is worth 7 gay's. Bitch your retarded. Please do us all a favor and shoot yourself in a face with a 50 cal. Tree hugging religious moron.

  • @bay0wolf I hate to break the news to you, but you've gone and done it.....God is normally a loving God, but now He's REALLY pissed off! He gets very angry when people like you call His chosen people "religious morons."

    He's going to send you to hell to suffer for eternity, and even longer. You're going to burn and be tortured while being sodomized and even worse, FOREVER!

    But remember.....God loves you :o)

  • @jamieblond1 Your nothing but a fake ass want to be martyr who I would love to choke out in front of lord Jesus himself. And i'm station in Okinawa, Japan. I'm already in hell.

  • @bay0wolf I'm confused.....you ARE a station in Okinawa, or you're stationed in Okinawa?

    Btw, you sound like a very racist person because you hate slanty eyed people and say that Japan is 'hell.'

    If you think that's hell, wait till you see what my loving God has in store for you. You'll be singing another tune when you're being tortured and ploooghed, at the same time, by devils dressed in red, with pitchforks, forever and ever.

  • @jamieblond1 I'll crucify you bitch!!

  • @bay0wolf You'll "crucify" me? LOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOL

    Dream on, you delusional dumb-ass.....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @jamieblond1 Now you see how i feel about every dumbass religion comment you have made.

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  • @jamieblond1

    I normally don't have anything against Christians.

    It's their fair and honsest opinion to belive god.

    But this is different. You're mocking someone for beign athiest.

    THAT'S not right, because it's his fair and honest opinion as well. (oh, btw, it takes one hell of a moron to think Onion news is real.)

  • @TheLuigiRocks What the hell are you talkin' about? Obviously instead of a brain between your ears, you have rocks, Luigi. Your levels of reading comprehension and critical thinking are right down there with the rest of the brain-dead comments here.

    And btw, go back to school and learn the f 'ing English language.

  • @jamieblond1

    I have to give you credit.

    You're a damn good troll, but other than that you're the one having to go back to school.

  • @TheLuigiRocks Thanks for the compliment, Luigi....I do what I can with what little I have to work with, and being a troll makes my time in the office go faster

    Well, my job here is done.....time to move on.

    And whatever you do, don't forget that God really gets pissed off if you insult His people. He'll send you to hell to be burned and tortured while being ploooged in the butt, by nasty devils dressed in red with pitchforks, forever and even longer.

    But always remember.....God loves you (*_~)

  • @jamieblond1 .... I can't tell. Do you actually believe that this video is real, or are you just fucking with people? And also, I would have to believe, as a previous Christian myself, that God doesn't get really pissed off when you insult his people. Mostly becuase of the fact that... hmmm... anger is a sin and all.

  • @thisguy235 Wow, you're an Atheist? Since I'm pretty easily-led, I've been having second thoughts about being a Christian since I started communicating with other YouTubers, and the comments here have really gotten me thinking that I should try Atheism.

    Do you go to AA meetings (Atheists Anonymous,) or Recovering Christian meetings? I need someone to go with.....maybe I could go with you.

  • serving science is the most noble pursuit. thumbs up for that

  • Haha That is great!

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  • why would they keep helium in space

  • @themass109 Liquid helium for pressurizing fuel.

  • Wow this is fucked up

  • @mmmJustSayN0

    Wow this is fake.

  • @TheLuigiRocks well yea that's what they do that is why a lot of people like the onion because of how creative they are

  • It's too bad that since they're weightless, helium wouldn't really do that.

  • @Williamisaperson It would, helium is always less dense than air, and therefore sound waves will always travel faster trough it and create a higher pitched sound.

  • LOL! "Serving science... is the... most noble... pursuit!"

    ROFLMAO! Hilarious!

  • OHHHHH this shit fucking kills me!

  • It's totally real. I saw it on Fox.

  • I saw the "Congressional Photo-Op with Tallest Man" thing, didn't think much of it, then went to bed the next night and thought "Oh my god, Slender Man reference."

    Of course, the dates don't match... so it couldn't be a reference. Right? Right?!

  • Don't feed the trolls. lol

  • @2nasafakedit troll feeder XD

  • trust me this is fake..... im an astronaut, i know

  • @thisusernameistaken2 Trust me this is real..... I'm a Doctor, I know.

  • @Jeffariah123 Sure is, i work at Onion so.. i know

  • fake and gay

  • @thisusernameistaken2 no shit sherlock

    the news station is called The Onion afterall

  • @thisusernameistaken2 fake and gay, how old are you, 12?

  • it`s not funny to laugh about dying man! a few days ago i bought a few helium balloons and i breathed that helium to make fun, because my voice was changing to a very funny one. but now that i watched that video i don`t think it will ever be fun again to breathe helium!

  • @Bomtons ...you've clearly been huffing more that just helium....

  • @Bomtons Its fake, dude.

  • It was definitely the crossover valve. Emerson has the amazing capacity to simply turn in weightlessness without touching anything. He's incredible! I enjoyed these braved deaths. :)

  • That was actually sad... lol

  • All the people commenting on how this is sick is just evidence of The Onion's brilliance. Keep it up.

  • Godspeed.....

    

  • that would've been way funnier if mission control was snickering the entire time

  • I saw this video because I can´t good english :D

  • I can't believe people these days are so dumb and leaden that they can't recognize satire when they see it. Rock on, Onion, Rock on. Some of us actually still do realize that your videos are intended to be humorous.

  • @AmericanAtheist1038 "inteded to be humorous" :(

  • @AmericanAtheist1038 Their videos aren't intended to be humorous? All i do is watch the Onion and I don't find any of it to be funny. They cover the all the issues that every other news provider refuses to report on. The Onion goes straight to the core. Real serious shit bro.

  • @WARSHIPSATIN999, precisely. and whats the best tool for that? satire! it gets through PC filters and so on <3 it is hilarious because it his so many marks in various different topics that would otherwise be more or less... well.. hidden, really.

  • hahahahhaha died with dignity

  • Sorry... Last comment was misplaced on this video. My Apologies.

  • Bill was a distant uncle of mine. We are both direct descendants of General William Ballard LeNoir who was victorious for Americ during the revolution. I am shocked by his passing. He seemed like such a vibrant man with a great "LeNoir" sense of humor. Wish I could have actually met him. I am saddened by his sudden and tragic death. Sleep well sir... Sleep well.

  • Before you start flaming this video and calling sick and perverted, I got to tell all you idiots something, Its fake.

  • @MrPivotPie a pity. if it was real I would laugh my ass off

  • Not funny.

    The content is not necessarily what is offensive about this video, the offensiveness is in how it is presented.

    To not give some sort of hint, even ever so subtle as to its fictional nature is at best irresponsible although in this case, given the subject matter, I prefer to say socially abhorant.

    This almost hints at a pyschologolically disturbed mind which could present a danger to the general public.

    Sick.

  • @riverratt101 What the hell are you talking about?

  • @riverratt101 ok its a joke, but the real questino is...are these people sick for making a funny video? or ARE YOU THE SICK ONE because you wanted to see someone DIE in space from helium exposure? isn't that why you clicked on the video in the first place? to see someone actually die? YOU SICK FUCK

  • @riverratt101 go kill urself lol

  • Not Funny, wonder if NASA are aware that their logo was used in this sick perverted video???

  • @Mercury3488 What the fuck people, are you all dumbasses, this is fucking fake.

  • For those of us that support the International Space Station program and the astronauts, and for those of us that work with the astronauts, reading a headline like this is not funny.

  • I'd be unable to stop laughing if some astronauts did die like that. Sorry, but inspite of how tragic it would be, it would just make me laugh.

  • I've been watching ONN all day and this is the first one I have any problem with. Just sad even if it's fake...

  • "I died with...dignity" Haaaaaaahahahahaha

  • Fake

  • @TobiasDawg Really?! Now i know.

  • damn dirty chipmunks. you killed my father prepare to die

  • Tell my children they can be proud.

    Serving science is the most noble pursuit.

    lol. Love how NASA decided to make those his famous last word's.

  • Fuck, this was actually sad. Still funny though. Onion are comedy greats.

  • Thats freaky, and creepy, and then reel squeeeeky..

  • I think all other vids of the onion are funny, but this just isn't and if you think it is hilarious your's sick man.

  • the onion in onion-span should give it away that this is fake.

  • @webguy943 That defeats what they're about: they are trying to appear as realistic as possible, while broadcasting bullshit stories, if they said right away they were fake, nothing would seem funny because they say almost everything completely straight-faced, but it doesn't match up. in actuality it WOULD save us the comment wars... but it would kill the humor

  • lol, i thought he said " ass section" not "aft section"

  • thats really sad

  • @delb121 Don't worry, its fake.

  • this is hillarious XD

  • that was hilarious, and they don't use helium, on the ISS, they use a combination of gases very similar to what we breathe. so... yeah we're not jackasses for laughing at this because it won't HAPPEN

  • @Headsetphobias

    If there is no helium what do you think keeps it floating dumbass?

  • @jacksonofalltrades please say your joking...

    on the.. I want to say... 3% chance your not: I dunno... the lack of gravity?

  • @Headsetphobias

    Yeah I was joking lol.

  • @jacksonofalltrades you are indeed an uneducated idiot... THINK before you start calling someone a dumbass

  • @bishshred

    It's called a joke. But sense half the comments on here are just about that dumb I guess I can't blame you.

  • @bishshred You're the idiot here. You bit his hook. When you bitch, he sets the hook. And your whining gives him a fight, similar to a sportfish. If you were truly smart, you would just shut the fuck up and ignore him.

  • anyone who laughs at this shit is seriously screwed up in the head. Its direspectful to the people who dedicate their lives and education to serving science as the most highly trained preofessionals in the world. get a life.

  • @TheRavness and anyone who can't have a little bit of perspective on things is an idiot, its not real, and if your honestly going to tell us to get a life using comments on YouTube, you need to follow your own advice

  • @TheRavness Aren't you the no-life, coming here and bugging other people who have never done anything to you?

  • @TheRavness I admit it, I'm guilty as charged. Have no respect for science, look how they have fucked up the world! Do I need to make a list?

  • "Negative I can't close it" ah hahahahahahahahahaha rofl.

  • butt shit out the ass

  • :D::D:DDDD holy shit, my eyes are watering..

  • onion's so awesome.

  • @skwisgaarfan666 like your mom :))) (owned)

  • @skwisgaarfan666 "Trying to reach God's heaven." Now there is another good topic for a satirical parody. Oh, thats right, somebody already did that one, its in the Bible, Nimrod was it?

  • Hahahaha, tears in my eyes..."tell my wife i died with dignity"

  • :34-:36 lmao

  • Wow, that was chilling... That was actually not even funny. I mean damn... That is a serious tragedy that I pray never befalls the men we station in orbit.

  • Are you for real??????????? This is satire, this aint real life...its the ONION NEWS NETWORK...fictional news...."Making you SEEM better informed" would be the key words to pay attention to on the logo above the vid description... I cant believe im wasting my time explaining to someone its all a joke, but i hope i got through to you.

  • Oh, we know it's not real. It's just not funny as a joke.

    Besides, they don't use helium on the ISS. It's N2 + O2, just like we breathe.

  • Wow people get offended by anything these days.

  • Dont be racist!

  • Oh because of the helium

  • Roger that commander

    Best bit :P

  • hahahahahaha sounds like cartman

  • LMFAO

  • You can tell he is hanging by a wire... his movements suggest his center of gravity is near his lowerback hip region...

    this is an absolutely pointless comment..

  • Wow, even for the Onion, that was deep...

    "Serving Science is the most noble pursuit."

  • Why not a Sulfur Hexafloride leak?

  • Why carry that into space?

  • It doesn't matter. It would be hilarious.

  • duh, they used it to get into space, it made the ship lighters =p

  • for a second I thought this was real, then I saw the onion...

  • same

  • wow is this real?

  • Yes. Yes it is. Go tell everyone.

  • lmao

  • This would be a kick ass way to go lol

  • What dignity, sir? What dignity?

  • its so sad yet so funny

  • Ok, ill let you think that.

  • That's not proof, that's just saying I am ignorant. Far as I know, humanity is maintaining a space-station in a joint-effort of a multitude of nations, orbiting around the planet this very moment.

    Gimme some real proof to show I'm wrong, don't just spew out I am supposedly ignorant.

  • Man already did multiple times, though. What proof do you have to disspell that?

  • Alot of people don't notice that, you worthless, stupid piece of shit...seriously just go die.

  • this video is a joke dumbass...

    God won't allow it? LOL

    Did he tell you that?

  • tell my wife i died with dignity lol

  • died with dignity hahahaha

  • hahaha that was great, hehehe loved the voice

  • O my god u guys are retarded if u actually think this is real.

  • oh very real deadly real. The astronaut on the green screen almost died....

  • Yes, and so is the Easter Bunny. Idiot.

  • Goodnight, sweet prince.

  • Who was that talking and what mission was this?

  • unmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what do u think helium does??? lol

  • The man talking was Maj. Tom, and the mission was STS-3.14159.

  • I'd find this a lot funnier if a friend of mine hadn't recently committed suicide this way. Apparently death by helium is the latest fad in suicide or something. Oh well. Still love The Onion. And he did sound funny. :p

  • Am I the only one who found this really funny? XD

  • the title's funny that's about it... oh, well.

    one out of 6billion aint bad.

  • not their best work but loved that, "tell my kids to be proud" line... lol

  • This was funny but it made me feel bad.

  • ea it wasent their best

  • That was a different video from TheOnion. Not that funny unfortunately.

  • D: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!