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It's made by the onion........ If it was real then I guess stabbing monkeys with knives in the face is a legal experiment.. Geez.... People on the internet are so gullible its actually really funny.
Why are you people making a joke of this? His voice would sound funny if it was a comedy show, but this was tragic. Just think about his friends and loved ones, and how they suffered, especially his wife. At least she knows that he 'died with dignity.'
@bay0wolf I've been watching Onion News ever since I could read, about 2 years ago, and I can say with certainty that it's the most fair and balanced news that anyone could ever hope to find.
You're a heartless, worthless despicable person. I pray to God every night that you'll be reborn as a monkey who is stabbed repeatedly and then sent into space on a failed mission to Mars.
Even though He's very angry and will probably send you to hell forever. always remember....God loves you :o)
@jamieblond1 And your prob the same person who believes the world is going to end. Your a whack job for letting religion take over your life and use it as firepower against a comment towards a youtube video.. Get a life.
@bay0wolf What's wrong with you? Don't you have any human feelings, you heartless despicable cretin? How would you feel if one of your loved ones died like this?
I wish they would send you to Mars, and on the way you had a giant helium leak. You wouldn't think it was so fake then!
And don't talk about Onion News like that. It's always fair and balanced.....and true. It's the only news show that I watch. I've never known them to lie, especially about a brave astronaut who died with dignity!
@jamieblond1 The onion news is fair and balanced and true. Your level of intelligence is horrible. You need to get out of your house. So if it's real, a mass murderer really DID kill people and gave their liver's to a hospital. O O O how bout video games are teaching our kids how to survive during an apocalypse. O I can't forget that 1 non homo military person is worth 7 gay's. Bitch your retarded. Please do us all a favor and shoot yourself in a face with a 50 cal. Tree hugging religious moron.
@bay0wolf I hate to break the news to you, but you've gone and done it.....God is normally a loving God, but now He's REALLY pissed off! He gets very angry when people like you call His chosen people "religious morons."
He's going to send you to hell to suffer for eternity, and even longer. You're going to burn and be tortured while being sodomized and even worse, FOREVER!
@jamieblond1 Your nothing but a fake ass want to be martyr who I would love to choke out in front of lord Jesus himself. And i'm station in Okinawa, Japan. I'm already in hell.
@bay0wolf I'm confused.....you ARE a station in Okinawa, or you're stationed in Okinawa?
Btw, you sound like a very racist person because you hate slanty eyed people and say that Japan is 'hell.'
If you think that's hell, wait till you see what my loving God has in store for you. You'll be singing another tune when you're being tortured and ploooghed, at the same time, by devils dressed in red, with pitchforks, forever and ever.
@TheLuigiRocks What the hell are you talkin' about? Obviously instead of a brain between your ears, you have rocks, Luigi. Your levels of reading comprehension and critical thinking are right down there with the rest of the brain-dead comments here.
And btw, go back to school and learn the f 'ing English language.
@TheLuigiRocks Thanks for the compliment, Luigi....I do what I can with what little I have to work with, and being a troll makes my time in the office go faster
Well, my job here is done.....time to move on.
And whatever you do, don't forget that God really gets pissed off if you insult His people. He'll send you to hell to be burned and tortured while being ploooged in the butt, by nasty devils dressed in red with pitchforks, forever and even longer.
@jamieblond1 .... I can't tell. Do you actually believe that this video is real, or are you just fucking with people? And also, I would have to believe, as a previous Christian myself, that God doesn't get really pissed off when you insult his people. Mostly becuase of the fact that... hmmm... anger is a sin and all.
@thisguy235 Wow, you're an Atheist? Since I'm pretty easily-led, I've been having second thoughts about being a Christian since I started communicating with other YouTubers, and the comments here have really gotten me thinking that I should try Atheism.
Do you go to AA meetings (Atheists Anonymous,) or Recovering Christian meetings? I need someone to go with.....maybe I could go with you.
aww shit its the onion. i was really believing this until i scrolled down and saw that people weren't talking shit on people making fun of the astronauts.
@Williamisaperson It would, helium is always less dense than air, and therefore sound waves will always travel faster trough it and create a higher pitched sound.
I saw the "Congressional Photo-Op with Tallest Man" thing, didn't think much of it, then went to bed the next night and thought "Oh my god, Slender Man reference."
Of course, the dates don't match... so it couldn't be a reference. Right? Right?!
it`s not funny to laugh about dying man! a few days ago i bought a few helium balloons and i breathed that helium to make fun, because my voice was changing to a very funny one. but now that i watched that video i don`t think it will ever be fun again to breathe helium!
It was definitely the crossover valve. Emerson has the amazing capacity to simply turn in weightlessness without touching anything. He's incredible! I enjoyed these braved deaths. :)
I can't believe people these days are so dumb and leaden that they can't recognize satire when they see it. Rock on, Onion, Rock on. Some of us actually still do realize that your videos are intended to be humorous.
@AmericanAtheist1038 Their videos aren't intended to be humorous? All i do is watch the Onion and I don't find any of it to be funny. They cover the all the issues that every other news provider refuses to report on. The Onion goes straight to the core. Real serious shit bro.
@WARSHIPSATIN999, precisely. and whats the best tool for that? satire! it gets through PC filters and so on <3 it is hilarious because it his so many marks in various different topics that would otherwise be more or less... well.. hidden, really.
Bill was a distant uncle of mine. We are both direct descendants of General William Ballard LeNoir who was victorious for Americ during the revolution. I am shocked by his passing. He seemed like such a vibrant man with a great "LeNoir" sense of humor. Wish I could have actually met him. I am saddened by his sudden and tragic death. Sleep well sir... Sleep well.
The content is not necessarily what is offensive about this video, the offensiveness is in how it is presented.
To not give some sort of hint, even ever so subtle as to its fictional nature is at best irresponsible although in this case, given the subject matter, I prefer to say socially abhorant.
This almost hints at a pyschologolically disturbed mind which could present a danger to the general public.
@riverratt101 ok its a joke, but the real questino is...are these people sick for making a funny video? or ARE YOU THE SICK ONE because you wanted to see someone DIE in space from helium exposure? isn't that why you clicked on the video in the first place? to see someone actually die? YOU SICK FUCK
For those of us that support the International Space Station program and the astronauts, and for those of us that work with the astronauts, reading a headline like this is not funny.
@webguy943 That defeats what they're about: they are trying to appear as realistic as possible, while broadcasting bullshit stories, if they said right away they were fake, nothing would seem funny because they say almost everything completely straight-faced, but it doesn't match up. in actuality it WOULD save us the comment wars... but it would kill the humor
that was hilarious, and they don't use helium, on the ISS, they use a combination of gases very similar to what we breathe. so... yeah we're not jackasses for laughing at this because it won't HAPPEN
@bishshred You're the idiot here. You bit his hook. When you bitch, he sets the hook. And your whining gives him a fight, similar to a sportfish. If you were truly smart, you would just shut the fuck up and ignore him.
anyone who laughs at this shit is seriously screwed up in the head. Its direspectful to the people who dedicate their lives and education to serving science as the most highly trained preofessionals in the world. get a life.
@TheRavness and anyone who can't have a little bit of perspective on things is an idiot, its not real, and if your honestly going to tell us to get a life using comments on YouTube, you need to follow your own advice
@skwisgaarfan666 "Trying to reach God's heaven." Now there is another good topic for a satirical parody. Oh, thats right, somebody already did that one, its in the Bible, Nimrod was it?
Wow, that was chilling... That was actually not even funny. I mean damn... That is a serious tragedy that I pray never befalls the men we station in orbit.
Are you for real??????????? This is satire, this aint real life...its the ONION NEWS NETWORK...fictional news...."Making you SEEM better informed" would be the key words to pay attention to on the logo above the vid description... I cant believe im wasting my time explaining to someone its all a joke, but i hope i got through to you.
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That makes no sense. Seriously, you're just embarrassing yourself, perhaps you should come back when you get your GED, or at the very least finish middle school.
That's not proof, that's just saying I am ignorant. Far as I know, humanity is maintaining a space-station in a joint-effort of a multitude of nations, orbiting around the planet this very moment.
Gimme some real proof to show I'm wrong, don't just spew out I am supposedly ignorant.
I'd find this a lot funnier if a friend of mine hadn't recently committed suicide this way. Apparently death by helium is the latest fad in suicide or something. Oh well. Still love The Onion. And he did sound funny. :p
at first i was like dis this really happen then i read the channel name
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Haha, people think its real!!!!
Dextrositylight 1 month ago
Rest in peace men, nothing but the utmost respect for you both. Fuck anyone that has commented jokes.
SamGaming 1 month ago
@SamGaming -______- its fake
JZepeda1231 3 weeks ago
They have emergency oxygen masks at aircrafts
..but not at -->space<-- stations? (╯°□°)╯
MrSurface94 2 months ago
he didn't die with dignity...
TheYouwontgetit 3 months ago
OMG Helium destroys cameras now? O.o
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Aunslaught110ihd 4 months ago
Kripke, I found the nozzle, I'm going to kill you!
Voy2378 5 months ago
Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do...
laboheme26 6 months ago
That was a joke I think? "Tell my wife I died with dignity, albeit sounding like Mickey Mouse on crack".
laboheme26 6 months ago
Was this real? :O
ZenXGaming 6 months ago
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@ZenXGaming No, you dumb fuck.
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A comment war below me on a satire video???
WTF is this world coming to
guyofred 7 months ago
It's made by the onion........ If it was real then I guess stabbing monkeys with knives in the face is a legal experiment.. Geez.... People on the internet are so gullible its actually really funny.
bay0wolf 7 months ago
Why are you people making a joke of this? His voice would sound funny if it was a comedy show, but this was tragic. Just think about his friends and loved ones, and how they suffered, especially his wife. At least she knows that he 'died with dignity.'
jamieblond1 8 months ago
@jamieblond1 hahhahahahhahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahaha good one
Haukthefurry 7 months ago
@jamieblond1 Its made by the onion... It's NOT REAL... Dumbass
bay0wolf 7 months ago
@bay0wolf I've been watching Onion News ever since I could read, about 2 years ago, and I can say with certainty that it's the most fair and balanced news that anyone could ever hope to find.
You're a heartless, worthless despicable person. I pray to God every night that you'll be reborn as a monkey who is stabbed repeatedly and then sent into space on a failed mission to Mars.
Even though He's very angry and will probably send you to hell forever. always remember....God loves you :o)
jamieblond1 7 months ago
@jamieblond1 And your prob the same person who believes the world is going to end. Your a whack job for letting religion take over your life and use it as firepower against a comment towards a youtube video.. Get a life.
bay0wolf 7 months ago
@bay0wolf What's wrong with you? Don't you have any human feelings, you heartless despicable cretin? How would you feel if one of your loved ones died like this?
I wish they would send you to Mars, and on the way you had a giant helium leak. You wouldn't think it was so fake then!
And don't talk about Onion News like that. It's always fair and balanced.....and true. It's the only news show that I watch. I've never known them to lie, especially about a brave astronaut who died with dignity!
jamieblond1 7 months ago 2
@jamieblond1 The onion news is fair and balanced and true. Your level of intelligence is horrible. You need to get out of your house. So if it's real, a mass murderer really DID kill people and gave their liver's to a hospital. O O O how bout video games are teaching our kids how to survive during an apocalypse. O I can't forget that 1 non homo military person is worth 7 gay's. Bitch your retarded. Please do us all a favor and shoot yourself in a face with a 50 cal. Tree hugging religious moron.
bay0wolf 7 months ago
@bay0wolf I hate to break the news to you, but you've gone and done it.....God is normally a loving God, but now He's REALLY pissed off! He gets very angry when people like you call His chosen people "religious morons."
He's going to send you to hell to suffer for eternity, and even longer. You're going to burn and be tortured while being sodomized and even worse, FOREVER!
But remember.....God loves you :o)
jamieblond1 7 months ago
@jamieblond1 Your nothing but a fake ass want to be martyr who I would love to choke out in front of lord Jesus himself. And i'm station in Okinawa, Japan. I'm already in hell.
bay0wolf 7 months ago
@bay0wolf I'm confused.....you ARE a station in Okinawa, or you're stationed in Okinawa?
Btw, you sound like a very racist person because you hate slanty eyed people and say that Japan is 'hell.'
If you think that's hell, wait till you see what my loving God has in store for you. You'll be singing another tune when you're being tortured and ploooghed, at the same time, by devils dressed in red, with pitchforks, forever and ever.
jamieblond1 7 months ago
@jamieblond1 I'll crucify you bitch!!
bay0wolf 7 months ago
@bay0wolf You'll "crucify" me? LOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOL
Dream on, you delusional dumb-ass.....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
jamieblond1 7 months ago
@jamieblond1 Now you see how i feel about every dumbass religion comment you have made.
bay0wolf 7 months ago
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TheLuigiRocks 7 months ago
@jamieblond1
I normally don't have anything against Christians.
It's their fair and honsest opinion to belive god.
But this is different. You're mocking someone for beign athiest.
THAT'S not right, because it's his fair and honest opinion as well. (oh, btw, it takes one hell of a moron to think Onion news is real.)
TheLuigiRocks 7 months ago
@TheLuigiRocks What the hell are you talkin' about? Obviously instead of a brain between your ears, you have rocks, Luigi. Your levels of reading comprehension and critical thinking are right down there with the rest of the brain-dead comments here.
And btw, go back to school and learn the f 'ing English language.
jamieblond1 7 months ago
@jamieblond1
I have to give you credit.
You're a damn good troll, but other than that you're the one having to go back to school.
TheLuigiRocks 7 months ago
@TheLuigiRocks Thanks for the compliment, Luigi....I do what I can with what little I have to work with, and being a troll makes my time in the office go faster
Well, my job here is done.....time to move on.
And whatever you do, don't forget that God really gets pissed off if you insult His people. He'll send you to hell to be burned and tortured while being ploooged in the butt, by nasty devils dressed in red with pitchforks, forever and even longer.
But always remember.....God loves you (*_~)
jamieblond1 7 months ago
@jamieblond1 .... I can't tell. Do you actually believe that this video is real, or are you just fucking with people? And also, I would have to believe, as a previous Christian myself, that God doesn't get really pissed off when you insult his people. Mostly becuase of the fact that... hmmm... anger is a sin and all.
thisguy235 6 months ago
@thisguy235 Wow, you're an Atheist? Since I'm pretty easily-led, I've been having second thoughts about being a Christian since I started communicating with other YouTubers, and the comments here have really gotten me thinking that I should try Atheism.
Do you go to AA meetings (Atheists Anonymous,) or Recovering Christian meetings? I need someone to go with.....maybe I could go with you.
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@jamieblond1 Actually I'm Buddhist.
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@jamieblond1 Actually I'm buddhist.
thisguy235 6 months ago
serving science is the most noble pursuit. thumbs up for that
lovelypill 8 months ago
Haha That is great!
Nitro61395 9 months ago
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aww shit its the onion. i was really believing this until i scrolled down and saw that people weren't talking shit on people making fun of the astronauts.
cess112 10 months ago
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The Onion should report an ACTUAL news story for April Fools ^^
copypasta this to other onion vids in a vain attempt to actually get them to do this!!!
pervysage35 10 months ago
why would they keep helium in space
themass109 10 months ago
@themass109 Liquid helium for pressurizing fuel.
jayjjj3 9 months ago
Wow this is fucked up
mmmJustSayN0 11 months ago
@mmmJustSayN0
Wow this is fake.
TheLuigiRocks 7 months ago
@TheLuigiRocks well yea that's what they do that is why a lot of people like the onion because of how creative they are
bomerman104 6 months ago
It's too bad that since they're weightless, helium wouldn't really do that.
Williamisaperson 11 months ago
@Williamisaperson It would, helium is always less dense than air, and therefore sound waves will always travel faster trough it and create a higher pitched sound.
jayjjj3 9 months ago
LOL! "Serving science... is the... most noble... pursuit!"
ROFLMAO! Hilarious!
1GodOnlyOne 11 months ago
OHHHHH this shit fucking kills me!
lanceawatt 1 year ago
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2nasafakedit 1 year ago
It's totally real. I saw it on Fox.
pchtermino1 1 year ago 3
I saw the "Congressional Photo-Op with Tallest Man" thing, didn't think much of it, then went to bed the next night and thought "Oh my god, Slender Man reference."
Of course, the dates don't match... so it couldn't be a reference. Right? Right?!
TimThomason 1 year ago
Don't feed the trolls. lol
benplotke 1 year ago
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Astronauts are government whores
Apollo Fake moon landings''Fuck Nazi NASA
2nasafakedit 1 year ago
@2nasafakedit troll feeder XD
TheKnightwing1197 1 year ago
trust me this is fake..... im an astronaut, i know
thisusernameistaken2 1 year ago
@thisusernameistaken2 Trust me this is real..... I'm a Doctor, I know.
Jeffariah123 1 year ago 3
@Jeffariah123 Sure is, i work at Onion so.. i know
slayman123 1 year ago
fake and gay
thisusernameistaken2 1 year ago
@thisusernameistaken2 no shit sherlock
the news station is called The Onion afterall
jadeyes914 1 year ago
@thisusernameistaken2 fake and gay, how old are you, 12?
ThriceDog 1 year ago
it`s not funny to laugh about dying man! a few days ago i bought a few helium balloons and i breathed that helium to make fun, because my voice was changing to a very funny one. but now that i watched that video i don`t think it will ever be fun again to breathe helium!
Bomtons 1 year ago
@Bomtons ...you've clearly been huffing more that just helium....
eatmytool1 1 year ago 5
@Bomtons Its fake, dude.
Pluntfarb 1 year ago
It was definitely the crossover valve. Emerson has the amazing capacity to simply turn in weightlessness without touching anything. He's incredible! I enjoyed these braved deaths. :)
LunarTuner 1 year ago
That was actually sad... lol
DryBonz1 1 year ago
All the people commenting on how this is sick is just evidence of The Onion's brilliance. Keep it up.
meppieomg 1 year ago 2
Godspeed.....
TheZachmaster2 1 year ago
that would've been way funnier if mission control was snickering the entire time
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thrushebindu 1 year ago
I saw this video because I can´t good english :D
Maedchenheld 1 year ago
I can't believe people these days are so dumb and leaden that they can't recognize satire when they see it. Rock on, Onion, Rock on. Some of us actually still do realize that your videos are intended to be humorous.
AmericanAtheist1038 1 year ago
@AmericanAtheist1038 "inteded to be humorous" :(
5olidsn4ke 1 year ago
@AmericanAtheist1038 Their videos aren't intended to be humorous? All i do is watch the Onion and I don't find any of it to be funny. They cover the all the issues that every other news provider refuses to report on. The Onion goes straight to the core. Real serious shit bro.
WARSHIPSATIN999 1 year ago
@WARSHIPSATIN999, precisely. and whats the best tool for that? satire! it gets through PC filters and so on <3 it is hilarious because it his so many marks in various different topics that would otherwise be more or less... well.. hidden, really.
somberlight 1 year ago
hahahahhaha died with dignity
StartContaversy1 1 year ago
Sorry... Last comment was misplaced on this video. My Apologies.
DigitalVineyard 1 year ago
Bill was a distant uncle of mine. We are both direct descendants of General William Ballard LeNoir who was victorious for Americ during the revolution. I am shocked by his passing. He seemed like such a vibrant man with a great "LeNoir" sense of humor. Wish I could have actually met him. I am saddened by his sudden and tragic death. Sleep well sir... Sleep well.
DigitalVineyard 1 year ago
Before you start flaming this video and calling sick and perverted, I got to tell all you idiots something, Its fake.
MrPivotPie 1 year ago
@MrPivotPie a pity. if it was real I would laugh my ass off
Del249 1 year ago
Not funny.
The content is not necessarily what is offensive about this video, the offensiveness is in how it is presented.
To not give some sort of hint, even ever so subtle as to its fictional nature is at best irresponsible although in this case, given the subject matter, I prefer to say socially abhorant.
This almost hints at a pyschologolically disturbed mind which could present a danger to the general public.
Sick.
riverratt101 1 year ago
@riverratt101 What the hell are you talking about?
MrPivotPie 1 year ago
@riverratt101 ok its a joke, but the real questino is...are these people sick for making a funny video? or ARE YOU THE SICK ONE because you wanted to see someone DIE in space from helium exposure? isn't that why you clicked on the video in the first place? to see someone actually die? YOU SICK FUCK
SWAMPFACE79 1 year ago
@riverratt101 go kill urself lol
Tuff22 1 year ago
Not Funny, wonder if NASA are aware that their logo was used in this sick perverted video???
Mercury3488 1 year ago
@Mercury3488 What the fuck people, are you all dumbasses, this is fucking fake.
MrPivotPie 1 year ago
For those of us that support the International Space Station program and the astronauts, and for those of us that work with the astronauts, reading a headline like this is not funny.
IndyMAB1964 1 year ago
I'd be unable to stop laughing if some astronauts did die like that. Sorry, but inspite of how tragic it would be, it would just make me laugh.
dm121984 1 year ago
I've been watching ONN all day and this is the first one I have any problem with. Just sad even if it's fake...
WastingtimeInc 1 year ago
"I died with...dignity" Haaaaaaahahahahaha
MrOmniblast 1 year ago 10
Fake
TobiasDawg 1 year ago
@TobiasDawg Really?! Now i know.
XXGDUBSXX 1 year ago
damn dirty chipmunks. you killed my father prepare to die
PatrynXX 1 year ago
Tell my children they can be proud.
Serving science is the most noble pursuit.
lol. Love how NASA decided to make those his famous last word's.
drumdust 1 year ago 3
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idiots how can you believe this
pedruno 1 year ago
Fuck, this was actually sad. Still funny though. Onion are comedy greats.
Lpoolboy 1 year ago 3
Thats freaky, and creepy, and then reel squeeeeky..
Salinity1001 1 year ago
I think all other vids of the onion are funny, but this just isn't and if you think it is hilarious your's sick man.
TheCptBlackbeard 1 year ago
the onion in onion-span should give it away that this is fake.
webguy943 1 year ago
@webguy943 That defeats what they're about: they are trying to appear as realistic as possible, while broadcasting bullshit stories, if they said right away they were fake, nothing would seem funny because they say almost everything completely straight-faced, but it doesn't match up. in actuality it WOULD save us the comment wars... but it would kill the humor
Headsetphobias 1 year ago
lol, i thought he said " ass section" not "aft section"
GameRecorderZ 1 year ago
thats really sad
delb121 1 year ago
@delb121 Don't worry, its fake.
ScDrPain 1 year ago
this is hillarious XD
Cucu1 1 year ago
that was hilarious, and they don't use helium, on the ISS, they use a combination of gases very similar to what we breathe. so... yeah we're not jackasses for laughing at this because it won't HAPPEN
Headsetphobias 1 year ago
@Headsetphobias
If there is no helium what do you think keeps it floating dumbass?
jacksonofalltrades 1 year ago
@jacksonofalltrades please say your joking...
on the.. I want to say... 3% chance your not: I dunno... the lack of gravity?
Headsetphobias 1 year ago
@Headsetphobias
Yeah I was joking lol.
jacksonofalltrades 1 year ago
@jacksonofalltrades you are indeed an uneducated idiot... THINK before you start calling someone a dumbass
bishshred 1 year ago
@bishshred
It's called a joke. But sense half the comments on here are just about that dumb I guess I can't blame you.
jacksonofalltrades 1 year ago
@bishshred You're the idiot here. You bit his hook. When you bitch, he sets the hook. And your whining gives him a fight, similar to a sportfish. If you were truly smart, you would just shut the fuck up and ignore him.
mmmmmarcus 1 year ago
anyone who laughs at this shit is seriously screwed up in the head. Its direspectful to the people who dedicate their lives and education to serving science as the most highly trained preofessionals in the world. get a life.
TheRavness 1 year ago
@TheRavness and anyone who can't have a little bit of perspective on things is an idiot, its not real, and if your honestly going to tell us to get a life using comments on YouTube, you need to follow your own advice
Headsetphobias 1 year ago 3
@TheRavness Aren't you the no-life, coming here and bugging other people who have never done anything to you?
Vivalarocknroll 1 year ago
@TheRavness I admit it, I'm guilty as charged. Have no respect for science, look how they have fucked up the world! Do I need to make a list?
tomkatke 1 year ago
"Negative I can't close it" ah hahahahahahahahahaha rofl.
krazycore 1 year ago
butt shit out the ass
back2thefutre 1 year ago
:D::D:DDDD holy shit, my eyes are watering..
Pir44tti 1 year ago
onion's so awesome.
skwisgaarfan666 1 year ago
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these peopole got what they deserve trying to reach gods heaven
skwisgaarfan666 1 year ago
@skwisgaarfan666 like your mom :))) (owned)
YoungBucksFather 1 year ago
@skwisgaarfan666 "Trying to reach God's heaven." Now there is another good topic for a satirical parody. Oh, thats right, somebody already did that one, its in the Bible, Nimrod was it?
tomkatke 1 year ago
Hahahaha, tears in my eyes..."tell my wife i died with dignity"
alconaftika 1 year ago 55
:34-:36 lmao
Oli3TB76 1 year ago
Wow, that was chilling... That was actually not even funny. I mean damn... That is a serious tragedy that I pray never befalls the men we station in orbit.
ChocolateBear0217 1 year ago
Are you for real??????????? This is satire, this aint real life...its the ONION NEWS NETWORK...fictional news...."Making you SEEM better informed" would be the key words to pay attention to on the logo above the vid description... I cant believe im wasting my time explaining to someone its all a joke, but i hope i got through to you.
alconaftika 1 year ago
Oh, we know it's not real. It's just not funny as a joke.
Besides, they don't use helium on the ISS. It's N2 + O2, just like we breathe.
ApolloWasReal 1 year ago
Wow people get offended by anything these days.
PardonMySanity 1 year ago
Dont be racist!
idiotsInAction808 1 year ago
Oh because of the helium
FendRhodesticles 1 year ago
Roger that commander
Best bit :P
ElChristo 2 years ago
hahahahahaha sounds like cartman
Last0neStand1ng 2 years ago
LMFAO
BlakeIsOWNAGE 2 years ago
You can tell he is hanging by a wire... his movements suggest his center of gravity is near his lowerback hip region...
this is an absolutely pointless comment..
steve0crzy 2 years ago 9
Wow, even for the Onion, that was deep...
"Serving Science is the most noble pursuit."
AnAppleADei 2 years ago
Why not a Sulfur Hexafloride leak?
DoubleGlog 2 years ago 5
Why carry that into space?
Manofaction0 2 years ago
It doesn't matter. It would be hilarious.
stalrunner 2 years ago
duh, they used it to get into space, it made the ship lighters =p
348joey 1 year ago 3
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hey hey hey, its a fat black guy
c1h2a3d4b5e6e7m8a9n 2 years ago
for a second I thought this was real, then I saw the onion...
Fandalg 2 years ago
same
hameed 2 years ago
wow is this real?
Malamala46 2 years ago
Yes. Yes it is. Go tell everyone.
ChristianTarsney 2 years ago 40
lmao
Sh0rTm3nTa1b0y89 2 years ago 3
This would be a kick ass way to go lol
jayers2 2 years ago 3
What dignity, sir? What dignity?
kaihedgie 2 years ago
its so sad yet so funny
fhury78dk 2 years ago 4
Ok, ill let you think that.
skulleton 2 years ago
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That makes no sense. Seriously, you're just embarrassing yourself, perhaps you should come back when you get your GED, or at the very least finish middle school.
skulleton 2 years ago
That's not proof, that's just saying I am ignorant. Far as I know, humanity is maintaining a space-station in a joint-effort of a multitude of nations, orbiting around the planet this very moment.
Gimme some real proof to show I'm wrong, don't just spew out I am supposedly ignorant.
GeraldRobotnik 2 years ago
Man already did multiple times, though. What proof do you have to disspell that?
GeraldRobotnik 2 years ago
Alot of people don't notice that, you worthless, stupid piece of shit...seriously just go die.
skulleton 2 years ago
this video is a joke dumbass...
God won't allow it? LOL
Did he tell you that?
skulleton 2 years ago 3
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Google LRO! Ignore my childish clone.
EvilSlyGuy 2 years ago
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did he died?
cuntscab555 2 years ago
tell my wife i died with dignity lol
TheHairofTime 2 years ago 5
died with dignity hahahaha
ARHON5 2 years ago
hahaha that was great, hehehe loved the voice
Thisisthefuture100 2 years ago
O my god u guys are retarded if u actually think this is real.
Tr3v3336 2 years ago 3
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Is this real?!
changgulakikain 2 years ago
oh very real deadly real. The astronaut on the green screen almost died....
ERaver2020 2 years ago 32
Yes, and so is the Easter Bunny. Idiot.
mickeyqbitsko 2 years ago 2
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Golarian 2 years ago 3
Who was that talking and what mission was this?
PeaceWithinFear 2 years ago
unmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what do u think helium does??? lol
moocowmarshmelo 2 years ago
The man talking was Maj. Tom, and the mission was STS-3.14159.
alkh3myst 2 years ago 4
I'd find this a lot funnier if a friend of mine hadn't recently committed suicide this way. Apparently death by helium is the latest fad in suicide or something. Oh well. Still love The Onion. And he did sound funny. :p
HalaBasinah 2 years ago 4
Am I the only one who found this really funny? XD
whitegold58 2 years ago 3
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que porra é essa maluco?
ujuara1 2 years ago
the title's funny that's about it... oh, well.
one out of 6billion aint bad.
theartofnotbeingseen 2 years ago
not their best work but loved that, "tell my kids to be proud" line... lol
HalomasterObi1177 2 years ago
This was funny but it made me feel bad.
Wilbo23 2 years ago 7
ea it wasent their best
pofuno 2 years ago
That was a different video from TheOnion. Not that funny unfortunately.
ErichoTTA 2 years ago 2
D: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xPBJ 2 years ago 2