Twilight Rants v.3: Edward the Statue?

[TomMSTie]

Honestly, I think the consent statue metaphors is because Stephanie Meyers needs a good stiff...um, statue.

[KataraMokona]

I laughed so hard about the statues and the kids... :D

"How much statues are for rent? 18 bucks an hour...?"

<3 Love! :D And great job on these series. Keep up the good work.

[BunniesforLife]

I remember that the only good thing about Twilight was the ridiculous "Edward looks so hot" paragraphs. I remember that I laughed so hard that my mother banged on my door to see what was so funny because I laughed so loud that she could hear me over the vacumn cleaner.

[yukixnoxjutsu]

edward is a statue...lmao.

[Fallen7Warrior]

Hey, did you know Meyer based the entire series off of a dream she had of chapter thirteen?

[JunkoNightfall]

I recall that she had based it upon the fact that there was a vampire who sparkles in the sun that falls for this girl (later known as Bella) and they were in the meadow. Thanks for the tidbit on Chapter 13. It probably explains a lot ;)

[MinamiUotani]

zOMG...I had a dream about vampires TOOOO...

maybe I should write a fangirly rediculously hormone driven novel, as well!! :DD

The woman is a nutcase. End of story.

[silvertamagachi]

Ah! You guessed it -- Edward is, in fact, the Statue of David. There are people looking for him, actually . . .

[silvertamagachi]

Oh, by the way, I've determined that chapter 13, with all of its references to Edward's smexy stoneness, has to be the most boring chapter ever written. How could it NOT be?

Also, I spit out some of my carrot cake at the "making love to a one-ton statue" line.

As for the kids, thhe kids should be perfectly human, because vampirism is put into the bloodstream, and thus doesn't affect Ed's reproductive . . . stuff. VAMPIRISM IS NOT HEREDITARY!!!! *growls*

Sorry about that; it bugs me.

[JunkoNightfall]

Chapter 13: The place where sparkles are also discovered...unless if it was in chapters before that.

I couldn't go through that chapter since the first paragraph did me in.

I'd imagine me with a statue would hurt...big time!

[silvertamagachi]

Nope, that IS where the sparklage began, and where I decided that only Armstrong can pull of sparkles. And the prose suprassed itself in purpleness.

It's a bad chapter, all in all.

Ugh, stuatue sex . . . that's creepy.

[JunkoNightfall]

Not something I would do, really ;)