Motorcycle Jesus!

[PWangsterTV]

Jesus drives BMW's. not harley's.

[AstralSwordman]

This video reminds me of Church of Christ Scientist. (the leper part)

[Gothtecdotcom]

Would Jesus ride a suzuki? eerrrm me thinks not :P

[AppleLPfreak1313]

122 people didn't get to ride with motorcycle Jesus

[lovelyfairy27]

haha I swear I probably am a third of this video's views. This is my favorite video on youtube, it's so silly and fun. Sorry Luke, I'm with motorcycle Jesus now ;)

[jfatsnorlax]

have you watched lady gaga's judas video?

[ProductionsPervert]

sorry luke, im with motorcycle jesus now.

[mjkarger89]

This is awesome.

[k8V1000]

Yep just another punk taking his bitch for a ride without the Attgatt!

[DaMannnn20]

wait isn't Mary his Mom? ... funny vid tho

[mjkarger89]

@DaMannnn20 Mary Magdalene was, supposedly, a prostitute that Jesus saved. The mother of Jesus is also called Mary as well as The Lady Madonna or just Madonna.

[SuperSexyZebra]

@DaMannnn20 mary is his mom, but mary magdelene is a different person :p

[ShredRedemption]

Hey I really liked this video. Although the second coming thing is totally from Robot Chicken.

[leolexlex]

hahahahahaha i LOVE JESUS!

[Breakingbenjamin42]

I can appreciate the humour some may see in this but I'm gonna have to hit dislike just because it's so sacrilegious.

[machomen244]

"second coming soon", really?? It would be good if it was true

[despair790]

Wait....o_o what's ROLFLAFAMOLOL?

Roll-On-Laugh-Floor-Laugh-Alwa­ys-Aardvark-Babtist-Costco-Lau­gh-Out-Loud? O.o

[xxXredROVERxX]

@despair790  uhh i was bored so i just cliced random buttons and that happened , sorry about that

[despair790]

Haha no need to be sorry man it was funny =)

[guitarman3211]

weres his leather jacket? lol

[Drmofothegreat]

funny i always thought jesus would be a biker. you got one thing wrong though, jesus would only ride an american motorcycle, jus cuz ;-) lol

[TheCelticNinja]

With ape-hangers.

[SterphanieWood]

I always pictured it like this.

[Cubicleboy04]

Lol! A winner is you!!!

[Largo64]

Loved it!!

[malazzle1]

LOL!

[TheRebornjason]

this is no Jesus...

[devilazpl]

this is jesus, stupid.

[Qermaq]

It's humor, dude.

[metsfan172]

lmao!

[riszha87]

cant beat black jesus

[redfoxskater]

or lady jesus

[OasisAdam]

or chinese jesus

[spirited64]

evey 1 knos jesus is german

no duh

jk

[musicbiggestfan]

or hippi jusus / or emo jesus lol tht wud be funni

[daush]

hahahahaha

[imaginaryemily]

Wait for it...

[EloiseJolly]

Step away from the leper, punk. hahaha

[theoriginalveritas]

best line lol

[Nattybread]

Motorcycle Jeziz needs to start working out, his guns are looking more like BB guns.

[maximee9]

0:35 and 0:49

[StepManiaMaster]

Wow, I'm a christian, but I really didn't find that offensive.

[painsey]

pity i suggest you watch life of brian

[debovvy]

haha, nice!

[christal1978]

Hahahaha....

[saxmanchiro]

Anytime we make fun of fairytales, it makes me smile. We need to have more of this from The Monkey Box folks. Lots of kids watch this and could be helped with their escape from parental indoctrination into religion. One can only hope. Fairytales are for kids, not adults. We can use our intellect and reason to figure out the lies.

[crimsonlung]

Well Said!

[maczrsoft]

let me hear you praise his name!!!!!

[Selino25]

soo bad but funny!

[flcl7471]

that wasnt funny at all...

[Seattletiger614]

Luv it Luv it

[matto29]

mmmmm, sacrilicious

[lucafon18]

lol

[Diablorosa]

Jesus rode a old Guzzi with floorboards.

[saxmanchiro]

That robe wouldn't help him one bit with road rash. He needs to go kill some goats and sew some threads together.

[leadershit]

us shit...

[ccrnw]

actually its not that bad, he saved a leper and turned a guy to the light side xD

[AeonZer0]

BLASPHEMY!

Everyone knows he rides Harley.

[spaceweed83]

yea this was jesus's evil brother heseus he rides crotch rockets

[Nattybread]

Jeziz knows value when he rides it. Paying $25K for an American made bike that is poorly designed isn't a good deal. Being a Jew, Jeziz knows about a good deal.

[abigol]

not funny at all... because of this video i have made my decision not to subscribe...

[FunnyLooking77]

abigol, i should send you some porno some day. i think your ganna really like it

[dhruvluke]

yeah this was made g4 not boring

[Scrumdiddly42]

"Leper."

[depressedtoad]

im with motorcycle jesus now

[MKell888]

PRAZE JEBUS

[Andr3icK]

Awesome, nice work i love the song XD it reminds me Deep Purple.

[moozicforLIFE]

HAHAHAHA, 5 stars, thats hilarious :) omg, there are tears in my eyes XD priceless

[JamaJuice46]

No matter how serious these religious fanatics might take it, it is really, really hard to not smile.

"Rock on, my son."

[KenpachisCutie]

i saw this on G4 hilarious!!!

[gointothetop]

Thats awesome! haha

[Rastafurry]

MOTORCYCLE JEZBUZ!

[shunguny]

well if you dont like it the dont watch it

[sexyG14]

why the fuck are you guys stay doing stupid shit about jesus if i was him yall would of been dead ya lucky hes very compassionate men

[BeauJames59]

i'm praying for you.

[juggalohatchet555]

lol,god would be riding the public buses,and walking the projects spreaading da word

[sexyG14]

that shit aint funny

[ciank74]

That's so good XD

[butterflydemise]

XDDD That was awesome! Now I'm going to go around singing "Motorcycle Jesus" to my friends and see how they react.

[hmasterpiece85]

WWJD? He would Tea Bag Mary.....lmao

[eljazera]

Islam is the single most widespread religion in the world

The evidence is that in Germany alone are advertised on more than 4000 people are turning to Islam every year

[CyberCrusoe]

Meh. Pretty sure Jesus would ride a hog. Shoulda spent a little extra to rent a Harley.

[CradleShocks]

Lawl, I'm viewing this on my PS3 . :)

[axx1000]

WII for me

[brawlmaster12344]

same here

[csathys]

what a waste of life!!

[killergods123]

the second coming is coming.....with a kick ass motorcycle!!!!!!!

[tombraiderfreak1]

WTF

[hmasterpiece85]

If you are religous and you watch this then you are going to hell. So shut up and quit judging normal peple who like this. All you bible thumpers do is judge. THIS ROCKS!!!

[Gewittermiez]

This is simply hilarious. xD Go motorcycle Jesus!

...and all I wish for christmas is religious people stopping being whiney when they're made fun of. Geez, grow up!

[hmasterpiece85]

AWESOME...the best part is when the lepper says "motorcycle jesus"!! Best acting i ever saw...lol. cant any bible thumpers give it a rest. this is all in fun, damn no wonder jesus doesnt want to comeback and save you idiots...ride on motorcycle jesus!!!

[jcpunky2010]

motor cycle jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hqp921]

He rides the same bike I do! (SV650) LOL.

[Nattybread]

Hell no he doesn't, that's an SV1000S.

Jeziz don't ride no mid size bike, it's liter all the way up the highway to Heaven!

[GearzRulez]

luv the theme song LOL

[EvoMRgirl]

Okay all the people bashing religion- no matter what you believe you can either think it's funny or not. I think it's just stupid. It has nothing to do with lightening up, I just didn't find it funny and it has nothing to do with my religious beliefs. Grow up people, everybody is entitled to his/her own opinion, seriously.

[A7Xnarc]

LOL i saw this vid on AOTS!

ROTFLO!L

[shfbdfi1273]

That's blasphemy, Jesus never rode a motorcycle.

[HalfWereHaiti]

HE WOULD IF HE WAS ALIVE NOW

[Nattybread]

I bet he rode Mary Magdalene tho!

:-P

[pilgrim4truth]

This isn't a joke, it is blashphemy. There is nothing funny about it.

[HalfWereHaiti]

...

[acdcmasterofpuppets]

All you Bible-thumpers need to learn to take a joke. All religion is bullshit anyway.

[coolmango95]

What do u mean bible-thumpers?

if u can't go to heaven don't cry dude!

Jesus gives u chances, hes an Mericiful God

[acdcmasterofpuppets]

You know, Bible-thumpers. People who's lives revolve around their dumb-ass religion and whenever someone makes a comment about it, they go crazy and start babbling their religious bullshit to all the people in the world who don't want to fucking hear it. And you're right, I can't go to Heaven because no such place exists.

[digital3michael]

I believe Jesus would give this 5 stars!

[SquireSCA]

If Jesus came back, he would ride a Ducati, not a Harley. Although with his divine powers, he might be able to make a Harley worth buying, or at least cut the price down to what they are worth. Although Harley does use technology that dates back almost to the birth of Christ... ;-)

[joeavg98]

I'm a Christian - and a biker. I would hate to think Jesus rides anything but a Harley, but I still thought this was funny. Everyone needs to lighten up. I know Jesus would never hit anyone as he did in this video. But this is comedy, and Jesus took the ultimate bullet for us all. Take life too seriously and you'll only bring hardship to yourself. Jesus rocks! On a motorcycle or sandle powered!!

[58mikey]

what would Jesus ride??? honda, harley, yamaha, ect.....

[supergirlhockeyfan]

I know it's a joke, really...but have you ever even opened a Bible?

[xBXRxAaron]

Fuck the Bible and its bullshit.

[coolmango95]

Hey Fuck yourself bitch ass

[monkeyboxcomedy]

Not very Christ-like, Coolmango95. Not at all.

[Gerasim9000]

bitches get jokes about jesus not funny lets see how is u'll think that funny or not after life

[Katanaman1100]

Makes sense because the bible talks about Moses "Triumphing" through the desert lol

[tangyLombax]

wow this is awesome please make more

[moomooman99]

this is cool.

[Haitsma69]

Hahaha. Very Nice.

[Imagitv]

LOL. "wait for it" swats guy on butt, turns into bible salesman.

[CHANGACK]

fucking stupid

[Puccini213]

eh...they've done better

[imakepeoplelol]

this video is sweet

[Bigbill900]

lol leper

[jackstorm777]

ahahahahahahhahaha this is sweet.

Motorcycle Jesus!

[StarryKid06]

LOL @ "He should have turned the other cheek." heheheh............ I would totally have sex with that Mary! 5 stars!

[weightedcompanionc]

me too, that girl is hot!!!

[Halo3GooF]

OMG hes my savior!!!!

[Chrispolowater]

wait for it..... blamOoo from thug to gent

[solidkingcobra]

Praise the laud!

[etothedtotheward]

kickass

[shinta104]

i found out about this on aots too.

[robonightmare]

now he's back. ON A KICK-ASS MOTORCYCLE!

[OninoHanzo]

lol rock horns

[mclovin911]

now he's back, "ON A KICKASS MOTORCYCLE!!!!1!ONE11!!

[TechnologyWitch]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *faves* That was hilarious!

[lGingerH8rl]

haha i want to watch all the views go up on this because of g4

[LeoLopez245]

g4 woooot

[maxfx76]

yea haha thats where I saw it too

[sMeLLofFuNk]

woooo aots!!!!!!

[ivanpaladin]

I BELIEVE IN JESUS AGAIN =D

[Bigbill900]

thank you g4

[Paan987654321]

ha ha lol lmafo just saw on G4 couple minutes ago

[bmfn4lf]

lol just saw this on G4

[cjcatkid]

i saw on attack of the show!!!!!

[GrimangelX4]

Just saw it on G4 lol

I am sending it to all my friends!

[MiniMoose22031]

saw it on G4 haha

[evilskittlemonster]

lmfao atn

[juavojuana]

Ha Wait for it.

This is the kind of Jesus i could believe in

[tyjox777]

haha, just on G4, amazing

[DCProductions14]

I thought it was funny and kudos to you.

[trojanm612]

good times

[patrykbono20]

this is sux

[undisputed72]

this is great, i thought it was funny. you should see my russian tanke mockumentaries, they're getting some russians pretty flared up lol

[ot999]

seriously?

[monkeyboxcomedy]

No, not really, actually.

[ot999]

I didn't say really...

[wixnarara]

Yeah Yeah... it's funny but , I don't think if this guys like it :P However it's cute

[FireflyFangs2201]

Oh jeez, people need to calm down. I'm catholic and loyal to jesus, and I thought it was funny. :3 If this offends you so much, then next time look at the title of the video and be wise. Unless you just love to waste about 2 minutes of your day watching a video you dislike, and plus the time it takes to write a comment on how 'offensive' this video is. They're not going to take it down, so stop telling them to!

:] Funny vid. Hehe.

[slavewage]

This is like something off SNL...If SNL FUCKING SUCKED!!!

[monkeyboxcomedy]

Wait - most people say SNL does suck! We're as good as SNL! Whoo-hooooo!!!!

[daviddeancomedy]

enjoy some clean comedy..

[Face2nutts]

I thought it was funny, all those haters are just too uptight...im shure that Jesus had a laugh about it. Good job.

[Takune009]

this is awsome i love motorcycle jesus!

and to everyone who thinks this is intentionally making fun of christians

just shut up, God has a sence of humor

[tufly03]

enjoy it while it lasts, for one day u will be held accountable u mofo. walk with christ :)

[monkeyboxcomedy]

Does Christ approve of calling people "mofo"? Was that in the bible somewhere and I missed it?

[faustasbimas]

u are making fun out of mine religion.

[QsKIIHALOIIWoWII]

who cares its the internet is you get offended so easily go sell your computer

[hahawhat98]

this is offensive...take this shit down

[partyboy420420]

fuck you!!!!

[anelicellsamirell]

its a big shit!!!

[outspoken6666]

If he dose come back it'd be something like this.

[imooth]

it isn't funny at all...

[shrytu]

LOL Motorcycle Jesus. Did anyone notice that all the video responses were longer than the video itself..?

[Infidel775]

DRAMA BELOW

[joshyGZ]

can i have that 1min 49 seconds of my life back

[ghostposter321]

Sir Rupert the GAY Knight: Contoversial Parody 2

[modelun12]

fake! stop spreading christian videos!

[BecauseWeCanFilms]

I love the references to Bible stories.

[Kagurath]

What the Fuck? Is this about Religion or something? This video is stating that Jesus is a total American Badass and helps the common man. Jesus is portrayed as that guy everyone loves. Just wish He could've been riding a Big Ass Cruiser or a Ducati.

[SOROSMETUBE]

i can't see it  it's Shielded

fuck Communist Party

[toushihiro]

monkeyboxcomedy, you sir deserve a cookie. Can't wait for the second coming lolz!