MST3K The Thing That Couldn't Die 6/9

[crispycritterz]

Frosted Lucky Charms? So Lucky DID die!?!

[ThePir8King]

"Gah, he's nursing the head!"

[Puddy686]

"Under Larry Wilcox's career." lol

[ShadesofScorpius]

I love the 'historian' riffs!! XD

[TheGunboat]

5:17

This is officially a good movie.

[Theburn77]

"That's one sturdy stick, Why I could whip the..."

[Capng123]

So... to punish someone accused of performing black magic, they put a curse on him... a curse... which is traditionally considered an act of black magic...

Ow, my brain...

Just... a movie... must... relax!

[Jus10Ed]

@Capng123 Also they keep him alive so he can continue to do harm on Earth and they don't destroy his evil eyes which can turn you into his slave. I didn't even consider the curse. My brain was already hurting but I think you added to it. :P

[Ibromos]

"I dreamed that I was in a Hollywood Movie...and I was the star of that movie." - I love the Eric Burdon and War lyrics here perfectly blended into the scenes

[coffeetea720]

"Who are you?"

"AH MY HEART!"

[Oppledeldoc]

Anyone can make a has-been joke about Erik Estrada. Trust MST to use Larry Wilcox instead.

[zomgtehrei]

Somebody write an EmilyXJessica bed scene, rule 34 demands it.

[Tareltonlives]

@zomgtehrei I second the motion! All in favor, say aye!

[NerdilyDone]

We colonized a lot of N. America. You know those rumors about how all people that live in the country are hicks? Those we perpetuate just to make sure nobody discovers our secret elven bases. The south is nice, but we mostly like to hang out in the Dakotas or mountains in Colorado and Wyoming.

[Phobos1313]

It seems like the kangaroo court was more concerned with the villain's Satanism than his evil deeds. Was Pat Robertson the special guest writer for this scene?

[armbullet]

"Insert me in her cleavage than get lost."

[smashfanwii]

I guess it's too late to tell him not to lose his head over nothing huh?

[SinnFein4ever]

I'm seriously hoping that Aunt Flavia gets killed next.

[PaperbackWizard]

Drivers Wanted.

[horcruxkiller]

Mike: Okay Thomas, nice job on the practice dummy. Now let's get the real guy down here.

[boiledcrap]

As crappy as this movie is, the head chopping was kinda graphic.

[changyimei]

I guess she ordered an all night historian too :P

Good night again Egg?

Must defrost fridge.

[Schone23666]

"Fro-sted Lu-cky Charms, they're Mag-ic-ally Del-ic-ous!"

ROFLMAO!

[Gigrantula58]

God, he's nursing the head! Oh, no!

[Feckinpaddy29]

Aunt Fistula!! LOL

[TitusYorick]

9:21 Yeah, that's a great idea getting YOUR fingerprints all over the MURDER WEAPON!  Stupid rent-a-cops.

[XeroTheManic1]

"O, faith and begorrah!"

[InterEDGE]

"stop where you are!"

too late im no longer there.

[dnicksblack]

Insert me into her cleavage, then get lost!

[CarolinaOcelot]

Ow my heart!

[kftc88]

Tom Servo just earned even more of my devotion by breaking into "Spill The Wine" by Eric Burdon & War.

[MrJtr75]

He's commanding everyone to Wang Chung! That is funny!

[adiadv10]

"... he's nursing the head!"

[QuatermassMan]

"Dear movie, thank you SO MUCH for this scene!!!"

[crispycritterz]

I was laugh-crying for 10 minutes after the Lucky Charms burial at 1:50

[Dulcimerist]

Larry Wilcox!  Awesome CHiPs reference!

[pytko3]

"So how much of North America did the elves colonize?"

[lobsopdoy]

So why didn't they just kill him?

[VeryAngryCamel]

stop where you are!

It's too late I'm no longer there!

[watda74]

-AH, MY HEART!!

Forgot about that one, almost lost my drink! lol

[damnyoustamos]

"Don't place-kick me again. It's not funny."

[rmssw]

Also starring Suzanne Plachette!

[scooteratreides]

"I'll put on a big stack of Melissa Etheridge, KD Lang, and Jill Sobule albums."

"Do you like Amanda Beardsley? Boy, I sure do!"

Lesbian jokes are a relative rarity on this show, nice to see them leveling the playing field.

[Tareltonlives]

"As your lawyer, I recommend you shhhh!"

Jesus, that judge really takes pleasure in his job

"Mike, insert me in her cleavage then get lost"

[sullivan328]

Is it just me, or was the flashback written in blank verse? [/nerd moment]

[ChaoticYak]

So she's a narcoleptic somnambulist!

[ChaoticYak]

Froooooosted Luuuuuucky Chaaaaarms! They're maaaagically delicious!

[InterEDGE]

i thought it would be funny if the head sang "Day O"

[cine84]

"Mike insert me in her cleavage and then get lost" - Hilarious

[applebonker141]

"I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie/and I was the star of that move."

love that song ^^

"Dear movie, thank you SO much for this scene!"

LOL. I love how the bots completely lose their shit when something like this happens.

[pretorious700]

I guess antiquity=heavy reverb

[Kth77]

I pretty sure one with the power to curse heads to live forever is rather satanic itself

[muckaxe]

"Aunt Fistula!"

"Aunt Flatula!"

"Aunt Caligula!"

[ChaoticYak]

Ah, my heart!

I'm Bob Detroit.

[couchfort]

God, he's nursing the head!

[buffypython]

"You're aligned with Satan and the occult, so we'll punish you by using the occult to keep your head alive forever." Nice justification, English people.

"He's commanding everyone to Wang Chung."

The Police That Couldn't Aim.

[Windclaw]

@buffypython

Must. Defrost. Fridge.

[joemomma46]

"Evil, that's new."

"So where do you get a concrete sport coat?"

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

There's 'Psycho' on a soundstage next door!

Aunt Caligula!

[vlcupper]

"Stop where you are!"

"It's too late; I'm no longer there."

I would love to see somebody actually say that to a cop.

[rayden120]

she went out there allow cause you told her look for them and you were to damn busy with the chest you idiot

[WhiteTiger225]

"Now whose going to milk the horses!?"

I am sure they can find some brazilian pornstar for that job XD

[WhiteTiger225]

4:10

Tom: Do you like Amanda Beardesly?

Me: MISTER BEAAAAAARDSELLLLLLLLY!?

[Windclaw]

@WhiteTiger225

ROWSDOWER!

[WhiteTiger225]

Chief?

MCCLOUD!

[caftw11]

"Who are you?

"Ah, my heart!""

[BeeDub57]

"Stop where you are!"

"Too late, I am no loner there."

[Applemask]

WAP BAP A LOO BAP A WAP BAM BOOM

[SoundsmithOne]

"Mike, insert me in her cleavage, then get lost."

[InsertName125]

Aunt Fistula! Aunt Flatula! Aunt Caligula! Aunt Flavaflave!

[watda74]

They're using the same 'tension hook' from 'Creature from the Black Lagoon'. Universal's pretty cheap, huh?

[Windclaw]

All (dreary): Frosted Lucky Charms...They're magically delicious.

[biogunproductions]

"So, the punishment is yoga? What?"

[BeeDub57]

"OK, Tom, nice job on the practice dummy. Now let's get the real guy down here."

[errskin]

at 4:45 does he say "you mean a nazi?"

[nut126]

pretty sure he says "you mean a nut?"

[modchic720]

The Movie Mike lines are KILLING me.

"Just cuz me big and dumb they think me kill boy... Oh right. Me did."

"When Jet, Jet all way."

"Me have element surprise on you."

"Is too late, I'm no longer there."

"Regret have one life give country."

XD

[NecrosisOfLight]

Even when stuff happens stuff isn't happening in this stupid movie.

We've had what, an hour of build up? AND FOR WHAT!?

God! This film has almost has many "DO SOMETHINGS" per hour as Manos

[heartseed]

We won't kill you, but save you in a box only to be unearthed so you can torment future generations!

[KaterzTheMSTie]

8:33

GENIUS

[ggmcnall]

Crow: "Wow!"

Servo: "Dear movie, thank you so much for this scene."

Servo: "Bob Dole, ma'am. Where's the outrage?"

[ggmcnall]

Crow: "Wow!"

Servo: "Dear movie, thank you so much for this scene."

[VeryAngryCamel]

is this dagger i see before me?

regret have one life give country

[JAVAGOIL]

"There's an old hippie driving it with all his stuff in the back!"

[634devil]

This movie is evil!

[GoblinXXX]

Uh huh... Evil, that's new. ;)

[animegrrl5k]

I dreamt that I was in a Hollywood movie, and i was the star of that movie.

I must say that one of the more enjoyable aspects of watching MST3K is "getting" the riffs.

[Anynom]

"Let his neck be stretched!"

"So his punishment is yoga?"

"Ah, sir, this is a traffic case..."

"Okay, Tom, nice job on the practice dummy, now let's get the real guy in here."

"Peter O'Toole is Marie Antoinette."

[canudigit3000]

"So where do you get a concrete sport coat"... Priceless...

[GenjyoSanzoOTS]

Aunt Caligula!

[Zaodai]

"Stop where you are!" "Too late I no longer there."

[Anynom]

"Sir, you're not really helping your case."