Never Mind The Buzzcocks - Cold Sores vs Coldplay

[ShoreditchVampire98]

what did the @in3x guy say? if ive read everyone elses coments correctly, im going to say, that he/she insulted noel to which is a punishable offence. noel is brilliant! no one should be alowed to say otherwise :)

[in3x]

@ShoreditchVampire98 Is the punishment having to watch his comedy? Because if so, shoot me now.

[SuckMyRightToe]

@in3x You chose to watch it, shoot yourself and rid the world of another illogical troll

[in3x]

@SuckMyRightToe What did you think of Luxury comedy...

[SuckMyRightToe]

@in3x A bit hit and miss but that's just his style, when you're being so strange and obscure you can't expect everyone to love it, like most good things it's an acquired taste. All the same if you don't like him then don't watch a show were he's a regular panelist,

[in3x]

@SuckMyRightToe But I used to like this show :(

[SuckMyRightToe]

@in3x As far am I'm aware he just replaced Bill Bailey for a while, they have similar styles at least. I personally preferred Amstell as host but I wouldn't miss a show if I didn't like the guest judge, either bare with the changes or accept the show as you knew it has had a good run and don't bother with it again

[in3x]

"I've angered a lot of people." Yes, but that has nothing to do with your dislike of coldplay, it has to do with the fact your are an unfunny cunt.

[spirtchild94]

@in3x noel is bloody hilarious you dont even have a sense of humor if you think otherwise

[in3x]

@spirtchild94 If you think he's funny I'd recommend seeing an oncologist as you clearly have a tumour pressing on your brain.

[spirtchild94]

@in3x omg how stupid are you noel is a brilliant guy not only is he funny but he is sweet and kind you on the other hand are a prick

[elinxxxxx]

@in3x If you don't like him, don't watch him then?

[TashOldershaw]

@in3x Are you possessed by a twat?

[in3x]

@TashOldershaw No, but if you watch Luxury comedy it'll become obvious that Noel Fielding clearly is.

[HELLHamster16]

@in3x oi dick for brains do you have a sense of humor or just, well, dick for brains?

[aaddaammize]

I don't like Coldplay, but I really, really, hate Aerosmith.

[JackCAFC]

Phil Jupitus' "The Scientist" comments were just fucking stupid

[nix231]

Queen lube! lol!

[7CellarDoors]

Whats with all the Coldplay hate? Don't take that as deffending them, I just dont know the first thing about them. Never heard any of their music, barely hear about them wear I live.

They couldn't be worse than most mainstream music could they? Lady Gag Gag and the like. Unless they actually are mainstream.... In which case, by all means, proceed with the hate.

[IDoNotHaveAHat]

I don't particularly hat Coldplay, they're alright but I LOVE Noel's Coldplay hate.

[punksexpistol]

Let's be honest, if you like Cold play your not human, you deserve death...

[yateslucy]

@punksexpistol

Yeah, im not suprised you say that... look at your name.

Evrything Coldplay don't stand for...

1. Punk

2. Sex

3. Pistol

[missjimjam95]

noel must be the only man in the world who can pull off a blue sparkly bandana, and look unbeleivable sexy and cool !!! noel = <3

[chodiestchode]

Noel activates my red button!

[b33y00urs33lf]

noels got such skinny little legs :3

[Mohair2012]

I wish I were immune to cold sores....

[G4B3S8R4DDY1]

ive never a cold sore :D

[tom0bob]

coldplay are just awful

[QuirkyGirl12345]

But..... But....... David Tennant likes Coldplay.......

I can't choose between David Tennant and Noel Fielding!!!

Someone shmplz!

[6Dantes6Inferno6]

Noel = Awesoweird, the mixture of awesome and weird.

[Skyler794]

Noel thinks cold sores are sexy, eh?

...someone give me a cold sore, now.

[Mikuru212]

If I had to choose between Coldplay and Noel Fielding, Noel would win.

Nuff said.

[LowleyUK]

What does Phil "fat as" Jupiter prefer, eating Lard or exercise?

What does that pasty, anaemic, moon faced, non-comedic freak prefer? Being a cunt or being a cunt? Hmmm tricky.

[stnavres]

@LowleyUK Oh no he made fun of a band you like! Quick come up with shitty insults to try make up for it!

[bomberman326]

Noel Fielding like Suicide :DD

[convvana]

Only the mediocres hate... there is no point in that

[FranBMan]

Noel makes Phill weird :)

[Born2Rock1987]

aerosmith are fucking awesome man

[NattyLouCyrus]

@Born2Rock1987 Indeed they are. Dude Looks Like a Lady? Love in an elevator? Walk This Way? Fucking genius. Aerosmith>Coldplay any day

[Born2Rock1987]

@NattyLouCyrus agreed!

[guitarreilly]

coldplay are ok but noel just admitted he likes areosmith who are just fucking awful

[mellymoochops]

you have not angered me Noel :) "cold sores are sexy" love this! lol xx

[chennae91]

I love Noel's coldplay hate. It makes me happy.

[chennae91]

@vulcanicspice you can't love them both. decide

[vulcanicspice]

I love Coldplay. And Noel.

[trustyification]

the fat mans wife is very pretty

[samee3000]

i like coldplay

[Winston9325]

i don't get it

[echoplextic]

phil would make the worlds greatest dad EVER 

[Nathpeggsy]

everyones saying Noel is Beautiful, i feel sorry for Phill :(

[scottrockify]

this Noel guy, he looks so gay!

[MexicanSweetBread]

@scottrockify Fuck off.

[tom133991]

@scottrockify

What's the problem with that anyway?

[scottrockify]

@tom133991 who said there was a problem?

just saying

[tom133991]

@scottrockify

Fair enough :L

[masterkittyxp]

Pause at 2:13.

Also Noel is Beautiful.

Everyone already knows that though.

Oh, when he chews on his gum..

I really love him. He is just amazing.

I wouldn't mind getting a cold sore of him..

[aaron9099]

Coldplay have got some pretty good tunes, but their albums should come with a complementary razor.

[misshaunted11]

is never mind the buzzcocks still on?

[GrunGrauWeiss]

he'll probably call his next kid 'coldsore'

[lrhea83]

It's all been said before, but Noel is incredibly sexy.

[Ryanaze]

I love coldplay

[littlestrawblover]

Honestly going to go to Camden with a cold sore now if Noel finds them Sexy ;)

[DeanVegaHope]

i want it to be christmas

[lovetolivelife1]

I WANT TO BE NOEL'S DOCTOR! I'LL EXAMIN HIS LIPS ANY TIME! LET ALONE THE REST OF HIM!

[0MegansWorld0]

i'm still laughing at Noel saying he was a giver and not a reciever :')

[bombaymatt]

The gay in the bandana looks like jo whiley...and she one ugly biatch yo!!!

[MrMerriweather123]

@bombaymatt Ending your sentence in "yo!!!" is so cool nowadays-- wait, this isn't the early 90s or late 80s?! Kurt Cobain is dead? But yeah, piss off Vanilla Ice.

[bombaymatt]

@MrMerriweather123 Hey yo, its not how i speak, well sometimes i do, but not seriously yo, i still use the word man a lot too,, i hope not, hes a dick, im not, i do like that you only comment on the word yo, its not the point i was trying to make, dont tell me your a fan of these idiots, coz if you are youre just as big an idiot as they iz yo....ennittz playa

[MrMerriweather123]

@bombaymatt ... NO U.

[bombaymatt]

@MrMerriweather123 Well if you like this bender, you must be one tooz YO, IZ YEW DANIEL MERRIWEATHER, Me likez YO Mark ROnson record ennitt YO

[MomijiRocks]

4:00 Noel, your so adorable

[Fallenemiko]

Verbal fisty cuffs, Feckin love that kid

[charlotteBraillie]

The first few seconds you can see Noel eye-fucking Phil exactly the same way Vince used to do with Howard in the intros of the Mighty Boosh. Or maybe that's just how he looks at people when it's their turn to talk and I'm being weird.

[outlander271]

The guy with Phil Jupitus, is he the goth from the IT Crowd?

[helenase]

@outlander271 yes

[outlander271]

@helenase Thanks.

[gothdetective28]

@outlander271 yeah, he played Richmond :)

[outlander271]

@gothdetective28 Cheers!

[gloomyoutlook]

this makes me feel good about my cold sore

[thesplashingpebbles]

i wouldnt mind getting a cold sore now

[samirhym]

queen lube :D

[TheNorsePagan]

@XxPumpkinSpicexX a) I don't give a shit what you and other nigger wannabes think or care about b) I'm obviously not wasting my time due to the amount of replies I get to my posts c) I'm not wasting my life any more than you are. d) I'm technically outside now and my opinions haven't changed.

[TheNorsePagan]

@XxPumpkinSpicexX Typical lazy Canadians, too lazy to get shit done properly. I don't want people to like me dumbass, I just want people to know the truth about these stupid celebrities who are niggers in disguise.

[TheNorsePagan]

@XxPumpkinSpicexX If you're going to criticize my English, at least realise that it's my second language, fucktard. My channel makes that obvious.

[fordcorsa]

immune to cold sore LMAO :'D

[TheNorsePagan]

@frogiee888 go cry to your dad, faggot.

[TheNorsePagan]

Noel Fielding rips off his cock every night and sucks it.

[DIGIxPUNKx1996]

@TheNorsePagan So Noel Fielding has a kind of Doctor Who style regenerating cock? Wow....

[TheNorsePagan]

@DIGIxPUNKx1996 No, he just sows it back on.

[DIGIxPUNKx1996]

@TheNorsePagan What a fool I've been! Now I understand fully...

[wizzolf]

@CrazyWebGuy that'd be gin methinx

[benjaminnieves11]

i love coldplay.

[liberteen100]

@benjaminnieves11 sry but u r a asshole ;(

[benjaminnieves11]

@liberteen100 i don't see how that makes me one but okay.

[MBGamingLegends]

I would rather have cancer than listen to Coldplay.

[elbonzoseco88]

Noel must now legally change his name to Joel Fieldmouse or the universe is in danger of spontaneously imploding.

[Urglflogarspwan]

Noel Fielding rules, Coldplay suck.

[im8teennow]

I like Coldplay because I understand that being cool is bullshit.

[revolutiongeorge]

Coldplay fail

[vegetaouji333]

Lol 'Joel Field Mouse'

[CneeKrunch]

Not sure what they said but i love noel.

[Throthgar]

Well Noel you haven't angered me.

Coldplay are shit.

And we all love you and Phil the more for saying it.

[thisismeXonline]

Noel's eyebrow raise at 0:37.... love.

[MYLADYBLANCA]

great comment and neve mind banda coldplay*******55555 stars subs and chanel*********

BlancaLove xd

[NoelFieldingTHEBOOSH]

To Do:

Get a cold sore

Meet Noel Fielding

<3

[DaniJpGrNl]

Who even really likes Coldplay??!

I'll tell you who...just a friend of mine, and guess what?... she said Noel was an idiot!

"are you frkng blind and deaf??!!" i said to her ;)

[Missspancakes]

He is so damn damn attractive...

[kar88lina]

I'd take herpes from noel...

[14jetblack]

he woke up and thought he was a stationary shop :)

[14jetblack]

0:36 did i just see noel raise his eyebrow?

:)

[jjammmees]

@14jetblack How did you spot that? lol

You must have been stareing non stop at him xD

[14jetblack]

@jjammmees haha yes i tend to do that. highest qualified stalker in my region

[ChasingCatastrophe]

"he thinks he's a notebook." HAHA

[David1994Daly]

@ChasingCatastrophe What i love about this quote is that if anyone else said this it wouldn't be funny.

[KitkatFanatic]

High five Noel. I too cannot contract cold sores. I feel so special. :3

[cactussandwich44]

YEAH! I can't get cold sores either! Woo! It's probably not that special but hey I have something slightly in common with the fieldmouse! ;-)

[BabyG18]

my opinion of her has since changed from "THE RUNAWAYS" movie, her acting is actually good on there

[sockpuff]

Noel thinks cold sores are sexy? Now I have an excuse to go lick Phil.

[select899]

queen lube

[bekkyxtcfan97]

I love noel!!! <3 LOL

[emodinnosaur]

The first related video is 'cold sore information and treatment'

[BeanRoxUrSox]

OMG lol all im gonna see now is a shitload of girls with a bunch of cold sores

[leilenah92]

I'm not sure how cold sores are sexy......but I still adore Noel.

[sweet518]

I do like Noel, but Bill was better. *prepares for thumbs downs*

[greenfordgirl99]

Hey guys, why do people hate coldplay so much? :)

[LunarcatDandelion]

Noel, I love you to the ends of the earth. I feel like we are one and the same. I do not however, understand how cold sores are sexy.

[27281brfc]

LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... Yeah what a pair of Twats, What the FUCK happened to Bill Bailey? I swear Buzzcocks used to be half descent when that vampirial shit for brains left the entire population alone by keeping out of the way on his pile of shit of a "TV show". As for Phil the hypocritical prick, He's said in the past that he loves the work of Brian Eno who revolutionised Coldplay's style brilliantly for their last album and is working with them again for their new one :D

[ZoeInDisguise]

@27281brfc Pipe down love.

[KnightOfCydoniaXOX]

@27281brfc Someone's a Coldplay fan..... Coldplay are SHIT apart from a few songs and Berryman, who is actually too good for them.

[BoricuaDelight]

haha I've angered a lot of people *big grin* haha love Noel

[MrHPsauce01]

so they hate Coldplay and Chris Martin because they write brilliant number 1 albums and singles and they support many charitable causes. Omg I never knew how horrible they were. thank you mr fielding (the old, ugly, vampire-wannabe, who thinks he's cool by saying nonsensical bollocks) and thanks mr Jupitus (who's a talentless, unfunny, fat bastard, who lives up to his name of the largest planet in the solar system)

[DirtyPrettyChick]

@MrHPsauce01 Fuck off, mate.

[HardingoLee]

@MrHPsauce01 Coldplay create some of the most mind-numbingly BORING music ever. that is why many gazillions of people hate them.

[MrHPsauce01]

@HardingoLee Noel Fielding creates some of most mind-numbingly boring material ever. that is why many gazillions of people hate him.

[27281brfc]

@MrHPsauce01 mate I think this is actually the best and most justifyable comment I've ever read, nonsensical bollocks pretty much sums the "guy" up. Pro-Coldplay and Anti-Noel text could keep me reading for hours, please continue

[theblahs]

@MrHPsauce01 lol @ brilliant. Coldplay is music for soccer moms to masturbate alone to... it's all vibrators and dildos of a "reasonable" size to fill their gaping child-bearing vagina's.

[MrHPsauce01]

noel is cunt

[DirtyPrettyChick]

@MrHPsauce01 FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT.AT LEAST NOEL HAS ACHEIVED SOMETHING IN HIS LIFE BY WORKING PRETTY FUCKING HARD. COLDPLAY ARE SHIT AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT. THE WORLD FUCKING KNOWS IT. NOEL IS NOT, I REAPEAT, NOT A CUNT JUST BECAUSE HE HAS AN OPINION YOU STUPID BASTARD. NOEL IS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, FUNNY, IMAGINATIVE, FLAMBOYANT MEN ON THE PLANET. CHRIS MARTIN IS A STUCK UP, NON-TALENTED, UGLY AND POSSIBLY THE MOST ANNOYING MAN EVER.

Everyone's entitled to an opinion.

[MrHPsauce01]

@DirtyPrettyChick I find it hilarious how you go absolutely mental and call me names and insult me and my opinion, then you end with, 'Everyone's entitled to an opinon.' lol I think the words deluded Hipocrate comes to mind.

[1Flubbster]

@MrHPsauce01 tru say!

[14155126591249147]

@DirtyPrettyChick dude you are my idol!!!

[TheLolly13]

Noels "real" voice is hell sxc :)

[vegakapera]

Two of my favorite comedians ever

[marblephoenix6]

smells of farley's rusks? really noel

[LittleInkJunkie]

@marblephoenix6 Aren't they the baby teething biscuits? Christ I have been around children too long

[marblephoenix6]

@LittleInkJunkie Yeah they are, lol

[peacelovebonjovi]

❒ Taken.

❒ Single.

✔ In love with Noel Fielding (and it's becoming unhealthy)

[AnonymousComrade]

Vince Noir!

[AlrightyThen93]

Noel likes some real shit bands.

[benbu7m01]

i love Noel , he is the sexiest man alive :) xx

[Bollo247]

Joel Feildmouse! Hahaaaaa! Love it <33

[TamerahSkies]

Noel's jeans. I don't even know what else to say.

[mightybooshqueen]

mm, joel fieldmouse;)♥

haha, but really, noel fielding♥♥.

[Liverpool67890]

coldplay are the best thing to ever happen to music noel as much as i think you are a funny fucker you have no idea when it comes to music and its legend!

[sharkey4123]

@Liverpool67890 The best thing to happen to music? I think not.

[Liverpool67890]

@sharkey4123 hahaha well considering the fact that they are the most successful even outselling even the beatles i think you are wrong. Sales speak for themselfs (Y)

[sharkey4123]

@Liverpool67890 You think coldplay have outsold the Beatles? I'd love to know where you get your numbers from.

The Beatles have sold over 1 Billion since the 60's. Including being the second highest of the 00's. Where first was not Coldplay either.

I'd like to think you're joking otherwise you are just totally deluded. There are many bands/artists who have contributed more to music than Coldplay.

[Liverpool67890]

@sharkey4123 hahahah me deluded i think not thats you my friend . . . coldplay are the best band ever like i said facts speak for themselves, they have won more than any other band/artist, they have played to the biggest auidence even played too, and they have the fastest selling album in history with X&Y please look it up if you dont believe me (Y)

[sharkey4123]

@Liverpool67890

I did look it up, and low and behold Coldplay yet again did not come top. You've yet to say one thing that is true in defence of Coldplay. So, I'll assume by this point that you are taking the piss for the following reasons.

Coldplay don't have the fastest selling album of all time.

Have not played to largest audience (not that that's a measure of success)

Are not the most sold artist.

And therefore are not the greatest thing to happen to music.

End of discussion.

[Liverpool67890]

@sharkey4123 1st of all i said X&Y was 1 OF the fastest selling albums of all time not THE! 2nd of all they did play to the biggest auidence ever played to as i was there and it was anounced by the guinness world records on the night ! and i have the 2010 book and its in there! writen as true as day!

Also coldplay have started a whole new type of music witch many new bands/groups have tried and failed to emulate, they have won so so so SO amny awards more than most if not all artist out there

[Liverpool67890]

@sharkey4123 And if you dont think the biggest audience is a measure of success then surely award winning is! and the number of albums an artist has sold

[sharkey4123]

@Liverpool67890

"and they have the fastest selling album in history with X&Y" I copied this from your previous comment. It's no use lying when it's written here.

If we are to take audience size as a measure of success then I suppose Coldplay and generic pop bands today are greater than the likes of Mozart and Bach too?

I can also see nothing about coldplay winning this in GWR.

[sharkey4123]

@Liverpool67890

And if you think coldplay are the greatest thing to happen to music for "creating a whole new type of music" then you're still wrong. Take the Beatles as your previous example. What they were doing in the late 60s was massively different and more innovative than what Coldplay have done.

[Liverpool67890]

@sharkey4123 Dont get me wrong the beatles were amazing and yes were very innovative indeed but what i am saying is coldplay have also like the beatles been very innovative in there music, selling millions apon millions and inspiring many young and upcoming bands such as " scouting for girls " " the script " " snow partol " and many more and not only that but maybe the best thing about coldplay witch separates them from most if not all of the artists out there. they are all so down to earth . .

[Liverpool67890]

@sharkey4123 and genuinely nice blokes who cant do enough for chairty and people in a posistion less fortunate than themselves

[crackfox16]

@Liverpool67890 who know they do stuff for charity because they are always going on a out it to me thts not genuine blokes but ego maniacs trying to look good. and also we are not calling scouting for girls and the script upcoming bands they are just shit coldplay hasnt brought anything new to the beatles and infact arent even like the beatles in the way that the beatles mixed it up a bt coldplay just do the same old dribble. blah. start listening to some good music.

[Liverpool67890]

@crackfox16 Mate get your facts straight and get a fucking life yeah hahahah you clearly have a mental illness sooo i'll forgive your stupidity (Y)

[annaakhmatova]

@Liverpool67890 The Velvet Underground, Sonic Youth, The Sonics. None of them ever sold in large quantitys, at least when they were together, none of them ever won many awards and none of them ever played to massive crowds. All are widely considered to be among the most influential bands ever.

[Liverpool67890]

@annaakhmatova Clearly not because type them in google no where near as many hits as coldplay (Y) and as i have said at the end of the day it all comes downt o awards and sales! coldplay smash ass at both

[annaakhmatova]

@Liverpool67890 But the influence they had was far wider reaching, Sonic Youth launched the careers of Nirvana, Beck, Sofia Coppela, Chloe Sevingy and Spike Jonze. It has been said of VU that "only 2000 people bought a Velvet Undergound album, and every single one of them started a band". The Sonics were the major influence on the garage revival, bands like the White Stripes, and The Strokes. Your view that it all comes down to awards and sales pretty much symbolises the x factor mentality.

[DirtyPrettyChick]

@annaakhmatova So, so true.

[Jarren202]

@Liverpool67890 Why get so defensive? You like Coldplay. Lot of people do.

But you must admit lots of people think they're crap. No denying that.

You ever heard the expression "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"?

Try remembering that the next time you get all defensive and begin spouting outright lies.

[Liverpool67890]

@Jarren202 Mate this is the 2nd time i have told you now . . . FUCK OFF AND GET A LIFE HAHAHA YOU CHATT COMPLETE AND UTTER SHIT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT AND YOU ARE IN SERIOUS NEED OF A LIFE AND / OR A BIG SMASH TO THE HEAD TO MAKE U SEE SENCE!

I wont be wasting anymore of my time on you because i do have much much better things to do than sit on youtube having an " argument " with someone who clearly has no idea what they are talking about.

[AmiiLouiseReed]

i love noel <3

[ieroXrocks]

joel fieldmouse!

[radiohippie]

I like Coldplay, but I think it's hilarious how much Noel hates them!