It's stupid shit like this blocking up 90 lines for a dumb animal that causes gay ass atlanta traffic. As if traffic isn't already bad enough with stupid ass drivers.
"Let not your hearts be troubled. Believe in God; believe also in me. In my Father's house are many rooms. If it were not so, would I have told you that I go to prepare a place for you? And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again and will take you to myself, that where I am you may be also.
Equids can be found in a variety of habitats, such as grasslands, savannas, woodlands, thorny scrub lands, mountains and coastal hills. However, various anthropogenic factors have had a severe impact on zebra populations, in particular hunting for skins and habitat destruction.
We were on our way to the circus. All of a sudden the zebra runs past our car :) At the circus later that night the zebra performance was a little off :) they seemed confused!
Can you imagine how stupid the person who called it in mustve felt?
"911? You're not gonna believe this, but theres a zebra on the freeway.... Yes i realize how stupid that... No this isnt a prank call!.... No I havent had anything to drink.... Im not under the influence of anything! ....You know what? Screw this. You're gonna feel retarded when other people call in the same thing." *click*
I dreamed I was riding a zebra with curly pink hair on his head and when I woke up in the morning that zebra was there in my bed. I rode into school on my zebra. It caused all the teachers to scream. But then I was slightly embarrassed to find it was still just a dream. I woke up again in my bedroom, and saw with relief and a laugh I don't have a pink-headed zebra. I guess I'll just ride the giraffe.
I asked the zebra are you black with white stripes? or are you white with black stripes? and the zebra asked me, Is a magpie black with white patches? or is it white with black patches? Is a lake water with land around it? or land with water in it? Is an orange, peel with segments in it? or segments with peel around it? Is an island land with water around it? or water with land in it? Is the Kilkenny jersey amber with black stripes? Or is it black with amber stripes?
I hate this fucking world...every human in america and other countries have the chance to live free, but when it comes to animals they were captured and locked up since the first day humans walked this planet. i see the point of harvesting cetain animals for food, but there is no fucking reason we need to capture animals and stick them in a pen for our enjoyment.
In this day and age, we do this so that people will feel sympathy for tearing apart their environment and actually support environmentally-friendly ways to do things. or just donate to a cause.
The sad truth, but unless people can see these animals, they don't give a shit. Some still don't.
How many people are employed and receive income from the circus?? Thousands??? While I feel sympathy for the circus animals, for the most part they are well treated and serve a purpose for a superior species...seems that you tree-huggers only like Darwinism when making fun of Christians...hypocrites!!!
My question is where the fuck do these animals come from? Do they break out of the zoo or just happen to be prancing in the forest when they run onto a busy freeway in atlanta?
That's America. Something wants freedom the government takes them right back to the concentration camp they came from. What a backassward society. The government wants control is what they want. And a cage for everyone. It is by the airport so maybe it was going to catch a plane back to Africa. That is freedom trying to be free.
REVELATION 13 VR 10...." he who leads into captivity shall go into captivity".he who kills with the sword must be killed with the sword.".....this only shows your track record mr white man. kill all over the earth & hold any & everything captive. It be best that none of you people read whats going to happen to you all, just go ahead & enjoy what's left of America, after obama finishes destroying your county.
Madagascar
jvasquez213 6 months ago
Who the hell is playing Jumanji?
BadMannerKorea 8 months ago
gucci mane tryed 2 pull up on a zebra
teebdolo 1 year ago
Hey Its Marty!!! Wheres Alex, Gloria And Melman??
lilmzbubblez 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i love atlanta so much... i recently went there and got some footage. if you have some time, can you please check it out?
rovertales 1 year ago
every living thing should be free.
aliciapmigoya 1 year ago
I don't blame that zebra; if I was locked up in a cage I'd be running away like that too!
MeerkatGal 1 year ago
Poor Mr. Zebra!
RSCII 1 year ago
it's not a Zebra its just an ass that works at Foot Locker
roofy2k 1 year ago
that zebra wanted what we all have, freedom!
bobbydog96 1 year ago
Poor zebra :(
missycandice101 1 year ago
It's stupid shit like this blocking up 90 lines for a dumb animal that causes gay ass atlanta traffic. As if traffic isn't already bad enough with stupid ass drivers.
DaFinestx 1 year ago 3
@DaFinestx try LA
simplygarnett 1 year ago
That's awesome.
billySFTC 1 year ago
Hey, I live near Atlanta and I heard of this story on WKLS-FM.
ANGRYCATATTAX 1 year ago
LOL! I was in the traffic jam when it happened!
96Senirem 1 year ago
Damn zebras always causing traffic in Atlanta! I
GarshardJeVard 1 year ago
LOL The Marta Police Better Be Giving The Zebra To The Train Station
KennethGurl 1 year ago
Does that van say Marta Police? They're a bit out of place
itsmezoee 1 year ago
RIP Freeway Zebra <3
tonynator1 1 year ago
@tonynator1
Dude,he's alive...<.<
Skaterman30000 1 year ago
@Skaterman30000 no he had to be put down
mspupten 1 year ago
RIP
mspupten 1 year ago
@mspupten
Dude, the zebra's alive....
Skaterman30000 1 year ago
if only it was a lion..... most likely get shot by some cop who doesn't know how to use animal tranquilizer or tazer
sweetbiella 1 year ago
kuei1248...funniest thing on here, and whats bad is its soo true
RockinRoll111 1 year ago
Why aren't the cops beating, clubbing and tasering that zebra like they do to everyone else in all the youtube videos?
kuei1248 1 year ago 3
Black and white stripes does indicate an escaped prisoner.
tl1358 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"Let not your hearts be troubled. Believe in God; believe also in me. In my Father's house are many rooms. If it were not so, would I have told you that I go to prepare a place for you? And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again and will take you to myself, that where I am you may be also.
—John 14:1-3"
Time2Repent 1 year ago
Do the rooms in your father's house have a big screen lcd tv and free porn?
kuei1248 1 year ago
did someone say.........porn!
porn1978 1 year ago
Equids can be found in a variety of habitats, such as grasslands, savannas, woodlands, thorny scrub lands, mountains and coastal hills. However, various anthropogenic factors have had a severe impact on zebra populations, in particular hunting for skins and habitat destruction.
JuanVoyce 1 year ago
He found a good home!
katgirlsue 1 year ago
The damn Zebra didn't even bother to get rid of its jail attire...
kissthesettingsun 1 year ago 25
@kissthesettingsun lol
LordBunbuns 1 year ago
lol
SpringChatty 1 year ago
@kissthesettingsun ha ha
dardaf904 1 year ago
atlanta PD sent a black and white to check out a report of a zebra on the freeway.
rw5791 1 year ago
LIving in America!! hahahahahahahah
Dslater417 1 year ago
We were on our way to the circus. All of a sudden the zebra runs past our car :) At the circus later that night the zebra performance was a little off :) they seemed confused!
saracmanny 1 year ago
Circuses are cruel to animals, I don't blame him for escaping. Fuck the Circus.
OpinionatedJerk 1 year ago 3
spear chuckers and zebras you would have thought it was the serengeti
zacatetas 1 year ago 43
Zebra's so docile. I was in Nairobi National Park once & you could almost pet them. I was going to try, but I was afraid to get kicked in the balls.
IPTguitar 1 year ago 2
Zebras are so cool and exotic--luv em!!
SantaBarbaraDianne 1 year ago
Aww it's so cute!
Adahondeayenh 1 year ago
It didn't even get away long enough to get rid of the jail stripes. Get it.....escaped..... stripes.....ok I'll shut up.
goosenamedbrian 1 year ago
Can you imagine how stupid the person who called it in mustve felt?
"911? You're not gonna believe this, but theres a zebra on the freeway.... Yes i realize how stupid that... No this isnt a prank call!.... No I havent had anything to drink.... Im not under the influence of anything! ....You know what? Screw this. You're gonna feel retarded when other people call in the same thing." *click*
cipher619 1 year ago 4
@cipher619 Nice.
Xinoutorah 1 year ago
if i were that cop. id get myself on that zebra and ride it back. thats a far ass walk
jonsutubechannel 1 year ago
I was coming home from working on capitol ave, saw the zebra, and it didn't even register for like 10 minutes lol
TheJremy 1 year ago
It'll take a week to get there with that moron cop driving the car in front...geezzzuz....didn't they teach zebra returning at the academy?? LOLLL
trunk516 1 year ago
cazyblood3 1 year ago 2
Comment removed
Csaboska 1 year ago
cazyblood3 1 year ago 3
Did it also ask you to suck its dick?
Femicide09 1 year ago
They did not find the chimpanzee until 2 days later working as a screener at the airport
BillyBobCorncobb 1 year ago 34
@BillyBobCorncobb they found yo mama punk!
westside1atl 8 months ago
poor zebra :(
phazan 1 year ago
Comment removed
thinkinrich 1 year ago
Comment removed
Dexi 1 year ago
@Thinkinrich You're an idiot.
Dexi 1 year ago
@thinkinrich
yes because a zebra running around the highway causing accidents is no where near as important as catching a drug dealer... nice
lonewolf111113456 1 year ago
RUN! MARTY!
knosnikta 1 year ago
poor zebra, been playing half life and got ideas about escaping the system, but got caught
zebra said, thats right damn Combine (humans), we on net news, and the peta lawyers are watching
cool70200 1 year ago
did the zebra died?
barneygrumble 1 year ago
No, it had slight injury to it's leg.......Google the AJC (Atlanta Journal Constitution) for the full story.
GrandmaBillie 1 year ago
@barneygrumble did it look like it was dying to you?
Dexi 1 year ago
i thought it may have dieded. thank you for telling me it did not deathed.
barneygrumble 1 year ago
Worst English ever.
jmatthews13 1 year ago
did my english dieded?
barneygrumble 1 year ago
Circus animals are so poor...
orenco 1 year ago
From the title, I thought this was going to be a racist video.
MMS747 1 year ago
Danger did you NOT read the description?
ShieldLessLink 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Zebra are from africa this is fake!
dangerjuices 1 year ago
your dumb as shit
blahblackwho 1 year ago
@blahblackwho it's you're, not your. if you are going to call someone dumb, try to not make yourself look dumb in doing so.
wormocious 1 year ago
Comment removed
thinkinrich 1 year ago
i live in Atlanta. ...when the hell did this happen?!
nummy01 1 year ago
hi dear, I'll be a little late tonight. traffic is backed up because of a zebra! hello! hello!
bobfrombarstow 1 year ago
loserhtgrfed
kleptotendencies 1 year ago
='D lol
Mrskullofdeath 1 year ago
Poor zebra :)
Evilnils 1 year ago
awwessome....i would so steal a zebra. Just for a photoshoot and then give it back of course after a couple hours..lol
Lalachicki 1 year ago
your a fagg54jhuyhtfgrgthrggrhgfhgrjhgtytjhgrot
kleptotendencies 1 year ago
Your parents don't love you..
phillysmost1ted 1 year ago
Better luck next time zebra
VertNinja 1 year ago 5
Free all Zebras and NFL Refs he he.
armoredtruck1984 1 year ago 2
LOL
alexei3333 1 year ago
Fugitive.....he watched to much madagascar
kizanko 1 year ago 28
HA her's GPS broken :)
alexei3333 1 year ago
lol
ImmortalUniverse 1 year ago
@kizanko I thought about madgascar too...it's so cute.
dardaf904 1 year ago
5 car'
TyrannoHassleberry1 1 year ago
lolllll
TyrannoHassleberry1 1 year ago
omg lol
MrAlikemal 1 year ago
I hate this fucking world...every human in america and other countries have the chance to live free, but when it comes to animals they were captured and locked up since the first day humans walked this planet. i see the point of harvesting cetain animals for food, but there is no fucking reason we need to capture animals and stick them in a pen for our enjoyment.
Naraxsus 1 year ago
finally someone knows
cheapa 1 year ago
In this day and age, we do this so that people will feel sympathy for tearing apart their environment and actually support environmentally-friendly ways to do things. or just donate to a cause.
The sad truth, but unless people can see these animals, they don't give a shit. Some still don't.
blinx615 1 year ago
That's what animal planet is for..
phillysmost1ted 1 year ago
How many people are employed and receive income from the circus?? Thousands??? While I feel sympathy for the circus animals, for the most part they are well treated and serve a purpose for a superior species...seems that you tree-huggers only like Darwinism when making fun of Christians...hypocrites!!!
BillyBobCorncobb 1 year ago
He did it for the lulz.
TimTehPilot 1 year ago
Madagascar xP
DJbasshunterDJ 1 year ago
wow
diah4 1 year ago
I think he recoginzed his family in the stripes on the road O_O
royalsteven 1 year ago
@royalsteven
exactly :D
trashntrash 1 year ago
anywhere else you might hear of a stray horse or even a cow, but a damn zebra . . . only in Atlanta. Gota love it!
lollifocker3 1 year ago
of all the possible things in this whole wide world we have a zebra on the Atlanta interstate!! thats priceless! XD XD
AStewart611 1 year ago
it was watching madagascar
anonnemus 1 year ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
Check out our toonz.
stickytoonz 1 year ago
Yup, I stop traffic when I come through. hahaha
1356nguy 1 year ago
yea...that waz one krazi nite!!
freakaleak114 1 year ago
I am zebra hear me.... rawr!
ManBearPig84 1 year ago
I see zebras all the time on the expressway
GaryTROII 1 year ago
It should have used the zebra crossing.
ELuhn 1 year ago 2
A zebruh!!!! :D
3ofmykind 1 year ago
I Bet the Guys in Traffic were calling there Bosses saying "Im going to be Late Today, Theres a Zebra on the Highway..."
xD I'd Fire You if you told me that Lmao
InfinitiMotors 1 year ago 2
My question is where the fuck do these animals come from? Do they break out of the zoo or just happen to be prancing in the forest when they run onto a busy freeway in atlanta?
zafaroxide 1 year ago
zaf....you are a total fucking RETARD
JimboVids 1 year ago
its a circus zebra... damn read the description will you
faiz434 1 year ago
they are walking a zebra.... wow what a waste of my time
FOOZ3R 1 year ago
he was only trying to get to Madagascar
Chinesebaobao 1 year ago 6
vip zebra
boom232332 1 year ago
typical day
TheCrowdsVoice 1 year ago
good
SexCyberGuideCom 1 year ago
who let chris rock out of the zoo?
aquafishsoup 1 year ago
Damn zebra gets a police escort. I'll trying painting my ass black and white and maybe I"ll get to work on time
andrewh23 1 year ago 3
LOL no kidding man, Atlanta traffic is a PITA
Need4Camaro 1 year ago
i dedicate this song ( Abba eagle ) for you Mr. Zebra
xo4hairybear 1 year ago
its funny how jealous foreigners like voor are of america's awesomeness. you dont have zebras walking the streets, but we do.
bongeriffic 1 year ago 2
loool i love to see you doin it again buddy
run run freedom teast gooooooood
Go Zebra Go --- fuck working at the circus i love that zebra
xo4hairybear 1 year ago
GO AMERICA, how about you don't walk him all the way over a f*cking highway but put him in a horse trailer or something like that. Idiots
YOU ARE SO F*CKING STUPID HAHAHA
voornaamenachternaam 1 year ago
How would they get a a vehicle large enough to hold the zebra onto the highway in bumper to bumper traffic?
TriggerLiito 1 year ago
12 Monkeys
Somai82 1 year ago
I just saw this zebra in the large animal hospital where I work. It was foundering, but it looks like it will be fine.
pixiehumor 1 year ago 2
That's America. Something wants freedom the government takes them right back to the concentration camp they came from. What a backassward society. The government wants control is what they want. And a cage for everyone. It is by the airport so maybe it was going to catch a plane back to Africa. That is freedom trying to be free.
krrrruptidsoless 1 year ago
Poor zebra.. it's belongs in the wild..
RadRosa89 1 year ago
*dead*
j2201987 1 year ago
Madagascar!
jgfjonkman 1 year ago 3
yes, MADAGASCAR FAIL!!!!
Pikyfroh 1 year ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
Pikyfroh
spread this message fast everywhere; I'm getting many daily death threats
"DEATH SENTENCE
Obama forged birth certificate, frauded top nuclear atomic secrets
World's topmost crime ever, he's history's worst, greatest criminal
Courts judge that crime, second-to-none
Numbers 666 revealed him when victory news made headlines
He was shown as Antichrist (Bible: "Fatal Head-Wound")
Reveal his death-wound to all the world, all media outlets: He is SATAN
...ANTICHRIST WE SEE YOU"
ObamasTheBeast 1 year ago
I love how the cars are "boxing him in" like a fugitive. Is the hood of a car honestly going to stop a zebra from vaulting over it?
krushrfolyfe 1 year ago
zebras belong to the wild ..
miguelon321 1 year ago 2
As if our traffic isnt bad enough without a zebra on the loose.... lol
jasminamija 1 year ago 2
Zeeeeebraaaaa! ^_^
PrototypeProduct 1 year ago
sweet
ngququ 1 year ago
good gas /mileage on that
TheVMFA333 1 year ago
who loses a zebra?
whatsanme 1 year ago 3
lol
c3t1f13dgoon 1 year ago
Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus were in town and the zebra got loose. It had a slight injury to its leg.
GrandmaBillie 1 year ago
so cute
clearwater04 1 year ago
This zebra ran right in front of me today. LOL wow, what a sight. Too funny!
luiszimb 1 year ago
jesus, i was stuck on the road for 2 hours because of this
2cello 1 year ago 5
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Should of hit the thing
InglouriousGamer2009 1 year ago
I always thought america was one big zoo.
tycoonpratik 1 year ago 3
n00b
InglouriousGamer2009 1 year ago
A FUCKING ZEBRA IN THE HIGHWAY?
This country is out of control
7universes 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
REVELATION 13 VR 10...." he who leads into captivity shall go into captivity".he who kills with the sword must be killed with the sword.".....this only shows your track record mr white man. kill all over the earth & hold any & everything captive. It be best that none of you people read whats going to happen to you all, just go ahead & enjoy what's left of America, after obama finishes destroying your county.
TheVee909 1 year ago
Troll or insane?
thekiller678 1 year ago
Why cant i see my comments or the comment that people reply at me :s
only comment i can see is the first comment i placed :s wtf is tthis shit lol :p
Vleesball 1 year ago
Is youtube bugged or something :s
Vleesball 1 year ago
This is probably the ONE thing i and any ATLien have not seen in Atlanta traffic.
shadow2cobra 1 year ago
crazy crazy!!!!
757K 1 year ago
Madagascar 3: Escape from Atlanta
Coming to a Theater Near You!
mejasond 1 year ago 5
Poor zebra. Circuses that use animals are terrible.
monalisasmiles4you 1 year ago 3
cop: have you been drinking sir?
zebra:bbbbrrrfff yiiiii (or whatever kind of sound those things make :p)
Vleesball 1 year ago 3
Damn Zebras always causing trouble lol
thekiller678 1 year ago 3
humans are funny
grit123 1 year ago
hey u also from crypton ?
Vleesball 1 year ago
Must've took the wrong turn at Albuquerque.
KelvTwelve 1 year ago 4
@KelvTwelve bugs bunny lol
Th2EyA0rEa1MoN2gUs 1 year ago
wow te cops will pull over anything with a little black in it...j/k
theoriginalmquan 1 year ago
the*
theoriginalmquan 1 year ago
It was trying to get back to Africa but took wrong exit.
mcgaugh57 1 year ago 2
like the end of the movie "12 monkeys"
signboyy 1 year ago
12 moneys ? that the one from bruce willis ?
Vleesball 1 year ago
@Vleesball
yeah, at the end of that movie brad pitt and some ecowarriors let zoo animals loose and they roamed the streets.
signboyy 1 year ago
Let it roam free like deer.
nobleheight 1 year ago 6
Damn I thought I locked that cage.....
Tunerboy8732 1 year ago 2