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  • i know this is a gentlemans game, but Johnson seriously needs a jab

  • Naww :'( Poor Johnson, I'll shed a tear for ya, get over it you always get hit for four, thats why you were dropped!

  • HE IS SOOOO STUPID....i would have slapped him with the bat

  • Styris is just punishing his bad bowling!

  • Even the Aussies hate you Mitch. You're cack!

  • Haha, Mitchell Johnson what a joke !!

  • AHAHAHAHA ASSSS

  • the question is why isnt mid wicket back on the white line at this stage of the game, would have been out.

  • Mitchell Johnson would destroy these down syndrome looking clown

  • @DarrenACooper agreed! he has the smell of wog about him to

  • Mitchell Johnson would flatten the piece of sh*t kiwi

  • support anyone playing against australia? just because we are the best place to live in the world...man you got issues

  • @stupidkidsrdum lol the best place to live in the world hahahaha that's such a dumb thing to say.

  • @Outlawzand1 Then stop all your country folk coming here and bludging on us.

  • @MrDaGeil It's funny because I mean how do you define: 'best place to live'?

    A country with the most sunshine? most money? highest gay to non-gay population?

    It's just stupid to say something like that, unless for instance you said in the context of

    'the best place to live if you support a certain sports team' or whatever.

    By the way, All Blacks kicked the Wallabies arse.

    Off to the Finals against the smelly French hahaha.

  • im indian i hate the australian team but still man mitch johnson is an  amazing player guys cmon

  • Yeah i hate the Aussie team apart from Mike Hussey and Michael Clarke. Johnson and Watson are the biggest dicks.

  • why did haddin stop johnson?

  • Fuck you Johnson...

    

  • haha johnson the avg bowling RUINED by PAKIS .... watch UMER AKMAL against Johnson in t20's......

  • Pointing at the head thing only works when the bowler is Lillee

  • there's nothing classy about the way styris plays, I wouldn't talk him up too much whether up against johnson or not

  • @DarrenACooper i'm an aussie fan, and i agree Johnson's bowling is shit, but i've met the guy, and believe me he'd smash the shit outta styris. With all due respect.

  • You know what, you should let your bowling do the talking...........

  • Johnson: What do think think this is, One Day cricket?

    Styris: Thats why no-one likes you Johnson....thats why

  • hmmm mitch has won a cricketer of the year award hasn;t he? he's hardly crap. i like to see pace bowlers getting a bit firey nothing wrong here

  • you suck cock...allll that needs to be said

  • AAH WTF MITCHELL JOHNSONS Alright man. Hopefully he will learn and get better as the years go on.

  • He's angry because he's shit.

  • who won this game in the end?

  • @Josh9125 New Zealand by 2 wickets

  • every bowler gets hit for heaps of runs dont talk like he is the only one

  • JOHNSON WORST BOWLER ON THE PLANET ..HE GETS WICKETS ON BATSMENS MISTAKE .....

  • I'm really sick of all the racism on every cricket upload on youtube.. You people are exactly what's wrong with the world. Get a life.

  • Makes perfect sense to me. Johnson pointed to the head and that is the exact point where he made contact.

  • what the fuck umpires are doing, no warning at all.

  • What is Johnson's problem.It was a stupid delivery and he got OWNED.

  • Mitch the Bitch LOL

  • i really enjoyed the poms smashing this faggit all over the place they didnt play at his wide shit deliveries that south africa fell for

  • How retard and gay

  • styris is safe with his pad and helmet :P

  • @DarrenACooper YOU FUCKER FUCK WANK FUCK U MAN HE IS THE BESSTT HE IS FUCKIN AAAWESOME SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • Fucking Mitch The Bitch! I wish Scotty would've wrapped his bat around Mitchell's buck tooth face!!!

  • piggy did nothing here

  • Australians are such a sore loosers

  • @Sanetuber if your not a sore loser, your just a loser.

  • No

  • australia is the dirtiest team in the world, no doubt.

  • @arfeeeee youre a fucking cunt.

  • @danh333 you are a great mother fucker, infact, you took birth after your mom was fucked by several donkeys including mithcel johnson. you looser, now get life, asshole.

  • @arfeeeee learn to spell you uneducated little prick. If you know so much about my mum, then whats her name?

  • @DarrenACooper R u aussie fan?

  • Styris should have knocked some sense into Johnson with his bat there and then, couldn't have done much harm

  • Ahhh boyz boyz.... For you hater poms, remember Harmison? Short memory, clowns. He was the innovator of the "bowl to 3rd slip" line...

  • why they r fighting i cant understnad!!!

  • they are fighting coz aussies cant face defeat.

  • Mitchell Johnson is a fantastic player, obviously a confidence player, but still fantastic. He may spray a few wides but he would be guaranteed first picked in the New Zealand side, besides maybe Vettori or McCullum.

  • @DarrenACooper johnson is a blackbelt i think

  • sheer stupidity on part of Johnson. He should have some respect for senior players.

  • @DarrenACooper Go post ur shit somewhere else.

  • @DarrenACooper that was one of the funniest clips I found from that Ashes test. That and the Lion sleeps clips with the "Big Lad", right up there with the why why why Jesse Ryder songs they sang at the Basin.

  • He bowls to the left,

    He Bowls to the right,

    That Mitchell Johnson

    His Bowling is Shite.

  • @Shearer18 is that the same mitchell johnson that is better than any pom thats ever played cricket?

  • @brynjones11

    Yeah he really showed that in the recent ashes series.

    What was the score again?

  • @Shearer18 At least he's home grown and not manufactured, and taking wickets, and isn't a limey or a kiwi.

  • @Shearer18 thats why Australia is number one in ODI aye and NZL is 6th in test and ODI

  • how stupid is johnson? HE HAS A FUCKING BAT AND PADS!

  • @bowlby1990 Haha that could almost become a new meme. HE HAS A FUCKING BAT AND PADS!

  • @bowlby1990 i reckon the fat little turd would need the bat and pads! johnson would pummel him.

  • @bowlby1990 hahaha .. seriously man .. cry baby stuff

  • @bowlby1990 the helmet too

  • @bowlby1990 AND A HELMET

  • Johnson is a dick, the Barmy Army slaughtered him in Australia's ashes drubbing by England.

  • "He bowls to the leftttttttt..... he bowls to the riiigghhhhhhhttttttttt....... That Mitchell Johnson, his bowling is shite."

  • but i do agree that was pretty gay by johnson lol

  • kiwis are all gay fucks that suck dick go have a cry you dumb fucks seriously pussies you dont know shit about cricket anyway

  • kiwis are all gay fucks that suck dick

  • who wins this match?

  • 0:29 Johnson: "fucking cunt jacked me" lollll

  • Johnson is a legend get stuffed ya kiwi

  • He bowls to the left! He bowls to the riiight! That Mitchell Johnson, his bowling is shite!

    Hope he's in for Sydney! Go on Mitch, bowl us a wide one!

  • Johnson is a loser. Not only does he have poor sportsmanship towards opposition as evident in this clip but also shows blatant rudeness towards the umpire snatching his cap from him at 1:25.

  • johnson will fuck her own mother n den he will bark at his own father coz he is such a mother fucker bastard . he shdnt be playin cricket physo..send him to rehab..

  • johnson will fuck her own mother n den he will bark at his own father coz he is such a mother fucker bastard . he shdnt be playin cricket physo..send him rehab

  • @MrRohitseth - you're the one who needs help; so much vitriol, yeah, look it up, then get yourself an analyst...

  • @SavageMaximus1 how retarded are you we pretty much fielded the Australia A side for that series..... and why winning a series 3 years ago is still worth getting excited about i do not understand either. is it the only time you've ever actually beaten us in a series? tbh i don't really keep track of that kind of thing

  • go scotty ripp that retard apart

  • @nzmetalhead the last bledisloe cup match in hong kong 2010 you dumb cunt... oh who won yer thats right australia did hahah....failure

  • if johnson had the consistency then he wouldnt get so much shit, he plays good once a year and lives of that until his next good game. so far, 3 Ashes matches: 0-100+, then dropped and then 1 decent performance and aussies hav found that over confidence again. cant wait 4 bubble 2 burst again. Styris is the most underrated player around, if he is still playing

  • Did Johnson try and headbut Styris?

    Good thinking there, buddy. Give the lad who's wearing a helmet a Glasgow kiss...

  • @nzmetalhead fair call but we will take what we can get right now, perilously close to losing to the terrible poms which would be disaster. i have nothing against scotty styris btw hes a champ, but theres nothing wrong with a fast bowler getting a bit angry about getting smashed around the park either! let the guys play i say we've all become a bit precious about it.

  • Johnsons a twat and brad haddin is a ugly fuck

  • @billybakenovski Nothing worth saying really. He gets good for one game. Whoopty freaking doo dah. He's inconsistent. Seems he needs to act a prick to try and get himself back in the swing of things. And why should we care if he rips the poms a new one? West Indies have done that too.

  • @nzmetalhead I believe Mr Johnson had a new one ripped the size of a small bucket :)

  • @billybakenovski mate your an absolute retard, is it commonplace in australia to go around headbutting people with helmets and bats? your such a muppet, remember chapell hadlee 2007? 3-0 so shut the fuck up. you got nothing bud

  • @billybakenovski

    What a series.....Uve lost it!!! Haha

    Accept Johnson is shit!

  • @jackacw

    ah crap i got nothin lol. we are shit.

  • @billybakenovski what do we have to say you lost the ashes thats what

  • @billybakenovski.. 3rd test was rigged to get a decent crowd there!!!!!!!poms smashed your arses so badly..

    johnson is very average..all you aussies get agro and act like immature twats when you are losing....(in all sports) your cricket team is screwed ha ha!!! I cant stand you aussies at least kiwis have class even if there losing...go grow a dick you kangaroo faced twat and start growing up convict prick!!!

  • @mancreds alright buddy you've gone too far now claiming that kiwis have class.... our cricket team may be shit (hey lets just forget that they rarely lost for about 7 years prior to 2009) but that doesn't make it any more acceptable to have sex with sheep

  • @billybakenovski Ashes.

  • @billybakenovski he played well in one match. Look at his figures and average for all the other games. Oh and by the way, thanks for the ashes ;) better luck in another two years

  • @billybakenovski FUck off cunt he dominated one game and england fucked him over in both the 1st and second test im not kiwi but johnson is massive shit cunt

  • @billybakenovski what!? THREE ONE! THREE ONE! HAVE IT. TAKE IT DEEP. Immature but so had to be said.

  • @Jimmmeeehhh i've got not much choice but to accept lol. really should never have gotten into this one lol but its been good for a laugh anyway

  • @billybakenovski haha! im sorry...being Welsh i know how it is to lose the Ashes many times... (being Welsh i support England in cricket, then laugh at them in everything else!)

  • @billybakenovski

    That was a badly timed comment.  Mitchell Johnson is shit.

  • @billybakenovski Hell, the Irish played fooking brilliantly and defeated the Poms!

  • @billybakenovski 3 -1 .... BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • your*

  • @uzx151 if yo=ur an aussie an saying shit about some of our quality players than fuck off & move to fucking india, you fucking prick

  • here here baulchy115

  • shutup you stupid kiwis go suck a dick! just cos the only sport your good at is rugby union and we beat you at that as well! hahahahaha dumb degenerate kiwi people

  • @bunjicykd Actually what is that other code of rugby you lost to us in? Oh yeah, League. No wonder Israel Folau went to Aussie Rules, he knows you guys are going downhill in that code too. And when did you idiots last beat us in Rugby eh? Go to scrum dot com dash trinations2010/rugby dash series dash 103835 dot html? template = results, seems to show you losers couldn't beat us at all this year, you must be referring to... oh wait it must be the past, when you idiots could actually play sport..

  • Haddin's pretty cool, I like him, he was clearly trying to settle Johnson down. Johnson is a complete fuckhead however....

    So glad he got dropped for the second ashes test rofl.

  • hes a horrrible bowler great bowling in the test match

  • mitchell johnson is a bloody terrific bowler and you new zealanders can go suck a cock

  • @Baulchy115 how many wickets did he take against england ????

    hes absoloutely shit

  • johnson's a bit of a dickhead still, but watson's calmed down a lot now.

  • LMAO going to halter against a helmet is a little bit, well, FREAKY

  • New Zealand Vs Bangladesh - 0-4

    WHITEWASH!

    WOOT.

  • Not sure what is hard and tough about Mitch here, like a lot of people are claiming. Looks to me like he's having a sook cause things aren't going his way. Anyone who has a spat with their mum in public can never be described as tough anyway. The bloke is a spanner!

  • if it were any other country no one would say shit but because its australia all of you are the ones whinging... get over it

  • @mrvictoria We ain't whinging about it, we're giving him shit. There's a difference.

  • @mrvictoria theres a big different between whinging and laughing.... we are laughing at johnson complete lack of control.... both with the ball and his temprement

  • If you think they're wankers then you are kidding yourselves!!!

    obviously never been involved in a descent on field bash with a fair bit of banter thrown in. Hard and Fair fellas, definitely adds even more excitement to te game!

    The Aussie team plays with a hard attitude, sometimes it's seen as too much, but that's only to people on the outside of this culture of theirs. Stop bitching about players and appreciate the battle within the game!

  • Im indian , so i basially have to have Aussies apparently butttt

    Johnson is young and naive , hes an amazing bowler, to be fair , just aggressive, its sorta good to see

  • Aussies despite being the best Cricket team, are a bunch of whingers...

  • As much as the behaviour annoys me its good to see that there is still emotion in the game as it is becoming to institutionalised and about money where traditional cricket is loosing touch. and emotion has always been involved in cricket (I do wish Johnson was more intelligent though)

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  • Maybe, and I'm just putting this out there, this is something that we see happen with every major international team? Plus, who really gives a shit? Just enjoy the cricket, if we make less of "controversies" like this one, maybe they will happen less? I mean, obviously, if players act up like this they should have their match-fee taken away or even banned depending. But why make it into a bigger issue than it really is?

  • johnson-my 1st crush

  • shows how stupid johnson is try's to headbutt a guy wearing a helmet lol

  • @nottinghampokerpro rofl...

  • aussies - acting like douche doesnt attribute to patriotism or comptetitiveness no matter how you try and sugar-coat it

  • ahaha thinks he is tough - styris should have slapped the ugliness off of his face, where do these clowns come from?

  • lol johnson is worst than a little skool gal, anyway cant blame this b1tch cause he is attracted to athletic men and can't control his feelings. one of these days he is going to get his puny ass whopped and he'll come crying to ponting like a little sl1ut that he is

  • see this is what ausiees r doing for ages

    johnson he is a ugly mother fucker

    come on new zealand ignore the convicts

  • what an idiot.

  • This is What NZ needed, some players with a competitive personality, and good old fashioned hard nosed brawlers... todays NZ team is filled with too many nerds that wouldnt hurt a fly, nerds like Daniel Vettori, James fanklin, jacob oram (who is shit), Tim southey, Bring back the Grunt and competitive spirit and not just players who compete with stats as oppose to opponents.

  • fcuking austries

  • fuck if i waas styris i fuckin put johnson on his ass wat a disgrace to cricket

  • Ok, will someone tell me how stuart broad got fined 50% of his match fee for throwing the ball at the batsman and breaking his finger out of frustration - meaning the batsman couldn't play in the next test - and Mitchell Johnston here was fined 60% for confronting the batsman. I'm not saying mitchell johnsons penalty was wrong, I'm just appalled at how stuart broad got away with what he did

  • @Slowmo118 I'd say look at who Stuart Broad's father is. I don't think too much of Stuard Broad, he's a mouthy prick himself, just thinks because he's tall he can open his mouth. Baz would sort him out easy.

  • @nzmetalhead Totally agree (Y)

  • @nzmetalhead Broad's was accidental, if you watch it carefully you'll see that he was throwing the ball to Matt Prior and the batsman just wouldn't move out of the way.

  • @Slowmo118 english and has a daddy high up in cricket now

  • don't mess with Scotty!!!

  • 1:20 

  • credit to haddin or it could have turned into ice hockey fight

  • idiot (mj)

  • Now normally I would be against Johnson here, but whatever Styris said was very offensive. You could see by the way Haddin reacted, Haddin normally is even worse than Johnson, tries to get himself into this sort of thing, but this time he literally ran at Johnson to stop him doing something stupid. What every Styris said would probably get his arse kicked on the streets, it was that bad.

  • Mitchell Johnson looks like someone i know

  • kill those racist indians now........they r spreading everywhere like virus !!

  • I remember Michael Clarke deliberately run into Tendulkar and take him to the ground. It was very deliberate and i am surprised it was all brushed off like nothing happened. Tendulkar should have 'accidentally' swung the bat backwards and clobbed him on the head. Then he can say it was an accident as he was falling.

  • Johnson, Haddin, Watson, all fuckwits.

    I'm an Australian btw.

  • @uzx151 Funnily enough I actually sorta like Haddin, he's sorted his attitude out fairly well and seems to get on with people quite easy. I'm saying this remembering how he and McCullum tend to have a laugh between themselves, but I guess some people from other countries might want to disagree with me here.....

  • @uzx151 not a very proud one then.

  • @uzx151

    Haddin isn't so bad, this is the only time i've seen Johnson being a dickwad. Watson can be far too up himself, but after the stern warning from Australian Cricket Board, he's toned it down. I'm also Australian, and i don't think this is part of the game, swearing because you got hit for 4 is ok in my opinion. But abusing the other guy because he hit you for 4 is stupid, bowl a better ball next time. Watson is a phenomenal cricketer with tones of skill. Shame he isn't a nice bloke.

  • @eurodude9999 I havent really seen anything about johnson which pisses me off. I reckon sullimen benn instigated whatever happened that time. Ponting i reckon really pisses people off along with watson, although watson simply uses his emotions in the wrong way. Hopefully he tones it out

  • @Thecheongas

    Yeah i think Watson will tone it down. Ponting doesn't usually start these little onfield bursts, but once started he does add to them which isn't right... Never pour fuel onto the fire. Sullimen Benn is a bit of an idiot really, with Haddin and Johnson that one time, he was just being a complete dickhead (no offense). But honestly, you don't stand inbetween the 2 batsmen when they're havin a chat during over exchange, simple as that.

  • @uzx151 : and rest assured your a obviously homo Australian at that!

  • @uzx151 true

  • if any asain do this ,icc will band and fine,but australia ,eng and nz team ,no problem

  • @hasratjama and?????

  • @hasratjama Hardly. NZ simply doesn't bother doing it that often. We're laid back, but if you piss us off, we tend to use swearwords about as well as the Irish, except we're bigger, so we'll beat you down boyo!

  • @nzmetalhead Well said mate, we are probably the fairest team out there on the field (probably why we lose so many...) but physically probably the strongest. Shame we can't apply All Black tactics to these skinny little big mouths we play.

  • @nzmetalhead : seriously, think for a second - if mitchell was allowed to swing, Styris would be in a grave....

  • @maurice2002 Hardly. If Mitchell was allowed to swing, would Styris be allowed to swing his bat?

  • @hasratjama That's right! The ICC gota make the money back of all you cheating, match fixing cunts somehow.

  • @richiebno1 THANK YOU!!!!! Thumbs up for you

  • @hasratjama You ABSOLUTELY have to be kidding me. Asian teams get away with SO MUCH MORE CRAP in cricket than the teams you get away with simply because there's so many of them.

  • It's pretty simple with Johnson--he doesn't respect the sport or his opponents. He's the most miserable of all the miserable Oz c*nts, he makes Warne look like a gentleman. Their side tries to win by showing up the opposition, putting up huge run totals and then giving up a draw, thinking they're untouchable. In other words, typical of their nation's sportsmen.

  • those low-life indians r worse........they will whine and threaten to quit the game !!

  • What has Shane Watson done to tarnish the image of the modern Australian side?