Original Zero Wing Scene

[11010neo01011]

Its microsoft

[TheAntiEmoticon]

what hell?

[fluffy21893]

this is so terrible, yet at the smae time ive never seen anything so great... only zero wing could put me in this kind of limbo

[mnhgreen]

i'm dum

[Sabocalypse]

FOR GREAT JUSTICE !!!

[rosethewriter3]

Nice English. I almost forgot about how much this game rocked my childhood.

[CrispyGFX]

For great justice!

[Hannitymustdie]

lawl!!1!eleven!!! I can't believe I've gone this long without seeing that. I always talked trash in war3 with that line "all your base are belong to us" but now that I see it, that's beautiful

[Lightningblade12345]

lol i wonder what the game producers or people associated with this game feel about it now. "ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US."

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

ZIG全機発進命令！

[AakwardAardvark]

you know what you doing..

[InvisibleSquid]

*takes off every 'Zig'*

Ahh, that's MUCH better!

[h8tank]

Cool. Nice to see it unadorned.

[Mommaslilfighter]

"What you say?!"

LONG LIVE THE ZERO WING!

[KitaniRairakku]

FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

[roystonlodge]

I played the game recently on a Genesis emulator. Man, it sucked!  There are MANY better side-scrolling shooters out there. The only thing it's good for is the intro.

[rotnem07825]

bitchin music

[Raekzo]

You have no chance to survive make your time! WTF xD

[Lancer873]

Nice to finally see one that doesn't have all the voicing over it.. Just the plain thing and nothing else.

[tehkao]

Anyone know what the CATS and ZIG stands for?

[788491]

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

[ian1987lee]

can some1 please share the exact meaning of the original translation from japanese?

[windego999]

Proper translation AD 2101― War has begun. Captain: What was that? Engineer: It seems that someone has planted some explosives. Communication operator: Captain! Receiving transmission! Captain: Eh?! Communication operator: Visual incoming on the main screen. Captain: Y...You! CATS: (You) Look busy, gentlemen. CATS: Assisted by the Federation Government forces, CATS has taken all of your bases. CATS: Your ship is about to meet its doom as well. Captain: This is absurd! This is just one half

[windego999]

And this is the other half CATS: We are thankful for your cooperation. CATS: Cherish these few remaining moments of your lives. CATS: Ha ha ha ha ha... Communication operator: Captain.... Captain: (I) Order launching all ZIG units! Captain: We have no choice but to entrust this to them.... Captain: The hope of our future... Captain: (We're) Counting on you, ZIG That's supposed to be the exact meaning. Hope it helps.

[ph34rl0rd]

lol

[alucard9692005]

For great justice!!

[metalsoul66]

WHAT YOU SAY!

[Spektre41]

Somebody set up us the bomb!

[tpkmn]

How are you gentlemen!!

[xservintage]

Take off every 'ZIG'!

You know what you doing.

[flabbyllama]

You have no chance to survive make your time!

[2x1337x4xu]

Ha Ha Ha Ha...

[toloto115]

captain!! !!!111

[freddyfranck]

Its....YOU !!

[MrMmore]

For great justice!!

[Gavannon]

The old 16 bit games kicked ass.

If it weren't for the bad translation, that would actually be a better intro than any game that has come out in the last 10 years.

[halalman76]

omfg what you say

[Vordox85]

EPIC intro, made me shiver, The graphic the Music the ....Engrish just ruined the mood a little. :P But epic indeed.

[Rams4life94]

i bet this game is terrible, its SEGA it cant be good

[puertoirish]

i wonder if the game is any good

[SusakeKes]

the game is realy good dont judge it becouse the stupid intro!

[admiralackbar999]

all your base are belong to us = pwn

[OneThirdLife]

this isn't where "Over 9000" spawned from you dumbfucks.

[arbiond]

no that was dragon ball z. you know back when it was good

[xchaz2007x]

ooh plums! bad translation much!

[Blodsvike13]

The music sort of reminds me of Phantasy Star 4

[TerraGamerX]

Game good made for great justice!

[GruntLogic]

what you say!!

[DarthKain0]

Somebody set up us the bomb.

[Tododialisimo]

*facepalm* WHAT YOU SAY!!

[BytorAndTHEsd]

the captian says what all the time because he cannot understand what anyone else is saying. "WHAT YOU SAY, no really, i did not understand what you are saying."

[Razoken]

That makes sense. I can't understand what "somebody set us up the bomb" means either.

[TheF3ar3d]

Somebody has planted a bomb.

[thebrokenrattle]

omg, I thought All Your Base was an exaggeration, it's NOT!

[ehusband1985]

exaggeration? That doesn't make sense.

[RamboStrategy]

He means that he thought it was just some guy dubbing this sequence over, or something to that effect.

But actually, it's just the best example of why game designers from Japan shouldn't use Google Translator to make an English port of their games. :P

[Samurai4Jesus]

why not use google translator?!  It translate phrases with precise meaning! all your words are belong to us!

[mrroboto396]

what you say!!

[NegaNova]

Sega Genesis was before google.

[Lynk3]

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

[cassandra5322]

preach on!

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

You know what you doing.

[Shurigin]

Why oh why didn't the Japanese let us Translate it or at least review the script LOL

[jbobthebandit]

Because somebody set them up the bomb.

[Keyaku1]

is there a rom for this? I'd like to play it :)

[Atheist7]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

No way, that's the original music???

Thanks very much for uploading that. They should remake that game!!!!

(With original as Easter Egg inside.)

AYBABTU rulez!

[socer777]

what you say!!

lol

[TenguGuy]

It was on a Sega system.

[tumblerockeggman]

all your base are belong to us

lol

[LordxOfxThexMariosx]

"WHAT YOU SAY!!"

just... lol.

[AdiCool88]

"Somebody set up us the bomb."

[g0t3nks]

Terrorists win

[mrjesse999]

You know what you doing.

[mheadcase]

you have no chance to survive make your time! hhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha­hahahahaha!!!!!

my sides hurt its so damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lorenzothomsen]

you know what u doing please remoce all zig, move zig, move zig........... and so on and so forth

[HammerofLoki]

"Zig" makes a lot more sense now.

[NiWop]

LMAO YESSSS good times!

[BattousaiOfChaos]

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

[notfragile15]

the colour is off

[hoodedraider]

internet humor ftw..

too bad no one understands it when im laughing my ass off at home or something XD

o well XD

all your base are belong to us = over 9000

[UsernameAwesome]

haha!

[UsernameAwesome]

awesome forever!

[ogdemigod]

This priceless treasure should never leave us.

[Draven84]

all your Engrish are belong to uss

[wasup2u4]

wow wtf such stupid translating. who did it.

[CelChad]

This intro is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAND!!!

[eamonandfriends]

too bad its not on NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU­RRRRRRRR!!!!!

[UsernameAwesome]

lmao

[MaxEm87]

angry video game nerd needs to see this

[Ushoy]

sorry to say that guys but ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!

[MWaser]

What you say?

[CelChad]

For great justice!

[TheUniqueMaster]

You have no chance to survive make your time.

[fuckingchaka]

WHAT YOU SAY !!

[freegg888]

Priceless, I want to play it.

[colopnol]

TAKE OF EVERY MOTHERFUCKING ZIG.

[Kingdj007]

Improper. Captian, you know what you doing?

[youcantubeittoo]

NO.

[SailorStarDust]

Cool. I was wondering myself how the original scene went.

Thanks! ^_^

[lavalizard3]

TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

[TyrantKitty]

you know what you doing

[boochy115]

LOL this is awesome. I've been wanting to see the original intro to the game. Thanks.

[BPhoenixProductions]

I think there was something wrong with the cartridge. The same thing happened to my friend with Ecco.

[arksolo2]

Theres is always, Cannot approprietly translate. Sorry!

[KE10S]

What you say?

[johnzkeePW]

C-OMMANDING

A-NDROID

T-ALKING

S-HIT

[beeselbub]

XD good one

[erthtally]

yea i wish they didnt rush that game tho if they didnt i wouldent be luaghting my ass off everytime i see somthign related to it

[Niklasmannen]

the quality is raped :(

[hangover22]

raped like you?

[Flanclanman]

raped like yo momma.

(sorry, couldn't resist.)

[erthtally]

meh the quality is raped CUASE ITS A FRICKIN GAME FROM THE 90s!!!!

[campbellc]

Thanks Strom Thurmond.

[wraithseeker]

lol, cant take a joke friend?

[rocco490]

Now i see how the insanity began, the "all your base" really put the nail in the coffin of sanity and grammar. Still, it was interesting to see that Bad-CRC wasn't exaggerating when he made the parody. Good stuff.

[Kikunusuke]

I love the music

[mofunmin]

ramuh141 dont forget the move zig line

[Peebio]

move zig

[ramuh141]

So many online fads have come from this intro...

"Someone set us up the bomb!!"

"All your base are belong to us!"

"For great justice!"

Even "Whut you say?!"

[Mcheetah]

Actually, that's a sentence fragment!

[Mcheetah]

No Microsoft Sam in the actual game. Disapointing...

[mad0daz]

What you say

[raver208]

Awesome and epic in every way !!!!!

[melmersch]

move zig

move zig

move zig

move zig

move zig

[youcantubeittoo]

You know what you doing, take off every "ZIG"!

[MarioSonic3]

EPIC MUSIC

[xboxfan0395]

all ur base are belong to us lol

[Jagguar20]

Hahaha "what you say!"

[reborn296]

lolroflmao

[Georgestuffs]

Does someone have the MP3. To this song? I love the "Solo"

[Samgoogolplexian]

audacityDOTsourceforgeDOTnet

[Osquar]

Wonderfully bad english. Very classy intro.

[Springofpie]

this is what it should say "what happened" "sombody set up a bomb" "we have a signial" "turn on the main screen" "how are you gentlemen? all of your bases belong to us" "what did you say?" "you have no chance of survival, make good use of your time, ha ha ha ha..." "all 'ZIG"s take off! you know what you are doing."

[Ilikelimpbizkit]

nope. The real translation is on wikipedia. I'm going to turn it into a video.

[MetalGearMasters]

what you say

[Mack488]

......woooow *dies*

[Napolionachtig]

Ello gentelman,Im are no good english so all your base are belong to us

[MISANTHROPE00]

the bomb!

somebody set up us

[clarkdave]

Lol! Not only the usage of grammars are wrong, but also the punctuation marks and the sentence like: "For great justice." and "What you say!!"

[murshies]

and "What!"

xD

[336Torana]

Hmmm - I remember a game I think called Art of fighting.. which I thought had a crap translation KONDGRADUWASHON *repeated and faded out*

But this is so awesome - I like the techno song they made of it too

[mstuomel]

Excellent music.

[empirerakeback]

i love the music as well - is there anywhere to listen to a techno song made of this music?

[maplestorym0bs]

omfg the translations r soo funnny roflmao

[BladeFlute]

Does anyone know where to find that all techno audio for it, WITHOUT the song after it?

[JavierTehSpirit]

Move Zig !!!

ROFL

[Djclyve]

Classic. I love when they screw up translation in games. This is right up there with Ghosts and Goblins and Pro Wrestling. I love that the main bad guy's name is CATS. That's almsot as bad as the bad guys from Mappy- Boss the Big Bit and Naughty Folks.

[jimpargon]

I swear Zero Wing is so Awsome. i love the Music in the BG.... I wish I could find the Title Screen Song somewhere....

[Djclyve]

You can get all the music of Zero Wing easy at Project 2612. I swear by that website. You'll have to download a player, though... I recommend the Audio Overload.

[TheUniqueMaster]

If you want to see really bad english check the ending of ghostbusters. That will make your eyes explode. I'm not kidding.

[Djclyve]

oh you mean.. congraduration, thank you for playing a great game. You prooved your worth... that one is another classic. Now this has got me thinking of all the bad translations... Ghosts n' Goblins comes to mind... "Feel Strongth Welling! In Your Body!"

[TheUniqueMaster]

Yes... 'this history is happy end'... lol

And the wrong phrase in Pro Wrestling is 'A winner is you'. Super-ultra-mega-hurricane of XD.

[Mcheetah]

In the Japanese language, they say that CATS is actually an acronym for a terrorist organization.

Anyone want guess what stand for it?

[campincarl1234]

Catholics are terrorists society?

[TumorFlipper]

Crazy Asian Terrorist Society.

[youcantubeittoo]

Crazy And Terrible cyborgS?

[Adude64]

screw you spammers, why do you do it? people dont fall for it, so stop trying to get our money, go find some other idiot.

[NetRolller3D]

Is it just me, or is this video really so discolored?

[doobsmcgee]

some one set us up the bomb!!!

[vancer92]

omg LMAO

[meowmixnintendo]

Nah. The grammar/spelling mistakes are a result of the product being rushed from the japanese PC Engine (Turbo Grafix) to the European Mega Drive (Sega Genesis)

[NubbleNublet]

Who knows? Maybe they'll really talk like that in 2102.

[erikrass]

good lord you may be right...

[kingofamerica]

lmfao.....obviously in a.d. 2101 grammar is obsolete lol

[KMerrow]

Considering what's happening to the English language now, that just might happen.

[Abuu91]

I can agree only too much with that.

[EVILdemon1123]

too true, but "all your base are belong to us"?

[MSeigeMalicious]

Hahahhahha The All your base craze in all it's glory. Hahahahah Take off every Zig! Hahahahahahah

[slickslickster]

He might have have taken all their base, but at least he referred to them as gentlemen. A courteous terrorist.

[RoboSpider]

i just came

[cooliodude96529]

their english sucks lol