Scrubs 'Romantically Competitive'

[holloh9]

lol turn on audiotranscript and go to 0:35 from there it will be funny believe me :P

[BeastlyDean]

@holloh9 it makes no sense hahahah

[tryandlisten]

that woman who plays Kylie is one of the hottest African-American women i have ever seen...i mean like EVER.... ever seen. Ever. Seen.

[EJAanime]

its like he turned into Pete from Remember The Titians! LOL

[chap6595]

1:12 is where its at!!!

[jdkillin1]

"Don't be licking me no mo, matter of fact could get me a handi.....wipe"

[JediKnightTahl]

I like how JD and Kylie bob their heads when Turk sings.

[BeatzManZ]

You marry her! You marry her now! YOU MARRY HER!

[Kill4Karamel]

don't be lickin me no mo

[InnocentPyromaniac]

7 people don't see what they get when the mess with the warrior.

"You marry her! You marry her now, YOU MARRY HER!"

[RandomCorporation]

7 people dont want a handy... wipe

[figaroni]

HAHAHAHAH GOd i love those two!

[dermarti7]

Woman! I am not a lollipop! 

[MichiganFootball1516]

7 people dislike this??? wtf?

[Vihsadas]

This is the funniest moment in scrubs of all time lol.

[Thunderstrike17]

You MARRY HER!!

[Dollerey]

Quiet down now! It is time to watch the show!

[hobbit04]

this scene is awesome!

[landcommander1981]

I'd love it if Carla licked me like a lollipop.

[happyking9]

Quiet down now.

It is time to watch the show

Yes it's started

Don't be lickin' me no mo

Matter of fact could you get me a handy wiiiiiipe

[FroMaestro]

everybody's done an awesome job of highlighting the awesome in this clip. I just want to point out one thing I haven't seen anyone note yet: JD & Kylie's synched head-bobbing to the theme song is so heart-warming (really like 90% Kylie lol...she's so effortlessly into it!)

[Stinkfly3]

Oh, come on! J.D. did that on purpose!

[sjoerdcha]

ooooh do you see what you get carla! do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior!

the best part :)

[123Hellie321]

lmaaaooo. my fave ep!!!

[Guest1001]

Kylie and JD are so adorable when they're nodding their heads at 0:54

[ajy9999]

i'm not a lollipop! quiet down now......dont be likin me no mo.. hahaha good times

[Pessimoalcubo]

Woman,woman,I'm not a lollipop!!xD

[matsterg]

HILLARIOUS.........like the rest of the comments the highlights for me being....Marry her..HANDY WIIIIIPPPEEE and you don't mess with the warrior....Turk is awesomeness...LOL

[airkanada]

id comment on the whole "messing with the warrior" bit, but the other people who have seen this video have either commented on that scene or rated it positively

either way, its turk at his finest :)

[grenaderock]

best scrubs cold open hands down

[Czah5]

LMFAO ! ! ! Turk at his best ! ! ! !

[raindown64]

don't be lickin me no mow

matter of fact couldya get me a handy wiiiiiiiiIIIIIIpe !!!

[raindown64]

0:55

haha kylie and jd dancing along!! so good.

[raindown64]

you marry her, you marry her now YOU MARRY HER!!!!! pahahaa

[CypereZe]

Carla should've know what would happen if she

mess with the warrior!

[Thehellishgnome]

Carla really should have known not to mess with the warrior...

[LunaSolTerra]

Its more like Turk should have known not to mess with Carla. I bet he payed for that later.

[PunkR0ck09]

i dont know how turk could do that at the end without laughing it must have taken 1000 takes

[happyking9]

@PunkR0ck09 I remember seeing an outtake from that scene somewhere where Donald got a headache from doing that :D

[JoeChammas]

Turk's Sanford and Son song crack me up in this video..especially the high note when he says "handy wipe." Too good!

[misspinkalicious]

"woman, woman!!! I am not a lolli pop!!" hahahahahahahahhahahahah love it!

[edielove95]

hahahahahaha i love scrubs :)

[romeo56]

'Fat tubby tv husbands and the crazy hot women that would never actually be married to them'

King of Queens LOL

[sweetheart92115]

"Woman! Woman! I am not a lollipop!" I love Turk! I love JD! Heck, I just love Scrubs!

[TakeItOffAndListenUp]

Do you see what you get Carla! do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior?!?!?!?!

[LunaSolTerra]

You marry her, You marry her now YOU MARRY HER. LOL

[LunaSolTerra]

Do you see what you get Carla, do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior?

I bet Carla made Turk pay for that one.

[darkpisces3290]

Quiet down now

It is time to watch the show

Yes it's started

Don't be lickin' me no mo

Matter fact could get me a handy wiiiiipe?

lol Nice!

[fiorantino]

lol very nice xD

[hydroman41967]

yea that was fucking awesome

[mykiemegatron]

i now know all the words off by heart 8) im so proud lmfao

[Wonderkid7055]

Awwah!! Do you see what you get Carla, do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior!

[HolyWhisp]

Such an awesome scene, made funnier by the fact that Kylie would probarly beat JD in a arm wrestling match for real anyway =D.

[dprn2901]

do u see what you get when you mess with the warrior!! cutest TURK face ever!

[randomjack13]

Turk's best line ever is at the end :D

[JJontan]

0.55 :)

This is my favorite scrubs episode. :D

[LunaSolTerra]

Kiley was and is my favorite of JD's girlfriends.

[zimtsterndliii]

0:55

that looks so sweet xD

sorry i'm from switzerland and i'm don't good in english :P

[DegaGray]

i know its so sweet :D

dont worry most people cant even do good english properly lol

[darkpisces3290]

True.

[Altoangel0508]

woman woman! I am not a lollipop!!

[TommyGun12345679]

Woman, woman I am not a lollypop!!

Lol

[wrightbrothers691]

do u see what you get when you mess with the warrior!!

[alliemonster914]

.45 - 1.02 and 1.12 - 1.20 are the best turk moments EVERRRRRRR!

[CuteLilWolfy]

you marry her! YOU MARRY HER NOW!!!!

X'D

[NinashiSohma]

yes~! i love when turk was sing it was hilarious! i was looking all over for it thankyou so much for putting it up this entire clip is so funny and was my favorite part of the episode!

[bottledgenius]

"DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET CARLA?!? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!?"

Oh man...just classic. And his face at the end is ridiculously hilarious. Turk is just awesome!

[Burnout626]

best scrubs clip EVER!!!

'quiet down now,

it is time to watch the show,

yes it's started,

don't be licking me no more,

as a matter of fact could you get me a handy wi-pe!?!

[skarules111]

for JD's second question im gonna day doug from king of queens

[vanillabear23]

amen fo sho

[imbobsaget]

thats what i was thinking

[skarules111]

for JD's second question im gonna day doug from king of queens

[WeeklyComicReview]

"women women i am not a lollypop"

HAHAHHA

[dirango]

One of my all-time fave Scrubs moments. "Mater of fact could you get me a handy-wi-ipe!"

[NeoCorwynn]

yep

[Bladebreaker08]

women women i am not a lollypop

[bruingreaser]

3rd favorite opening. I just wished the included the whole "scootin' to my baby part.

[KidWu36]

lmfao I havent seen this before. He really had a song for Sanford & Son. Clip was amazing thank you for uploading

[JoshUchiha1]

SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!?!

Ha ha ha!!! I love this show!! 5/5!

[antoinette5000]

lmao..."i am not a lollipop"

[ilovescrubsandJD]

this is so funny

[SinfulSeraph]

This show is greatness! :D

[TINKERBELL7770]

I love Turks face when he says warrior

[eddi3m]

This scene is ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! look at turk's expression after JD gets beaten 1.10 PRICELESS!!

[Fifflannnn]

"Quiet down now

It is time to watch the show

Yes its started

Don't be licking me no more

Matter of fact could you get me a handy wipe"

Hah Love it<3

[BlueEyedBabe03]

"You marry her! You marry her now! YOU MARRY HER!"

LMFAO. Turk. xD

[elecguitar]

of all the episodes of this show that ive seen this section with the warrior part has made me laugh harder than any part ive seen

[stayfly123]

ahahahhahahaha lmao

[Vykrel]

dont mess this with warrior lol

[OMacGrady]

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN U MEES WITH THE WARRIOR??!!!!LOL....D.AMn gotta love turk

[sparklepup]

lmao i loooove that part xD

[rizz3939]

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET! rofl... go turk

[cheeeeseburgereddy]

LMFAO ive looked at this for like 20 mins and i cant stop laughin

[MissIndependant22]

lmao! "Woman!Woman! I am not a lollipop!"

[Naturegirl4ever]

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET CARLA? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!

HAHAHA!!!! I loooovvveee that!!!!

[88joemomma]

lolololol sooooooo funny.

[alaasla]

Turk is fucking nuts! He'd rather watch Sanford and Son than be licked by his hot ass wife?! GOOD LORD!!

[blurblurblur]

that's just him, he loves them sanford and sons

[elliotJD32]

woman!woman! I am not a lollipop!

JD's expression when theyre bobbing their heads is pricless

TURK IS HILARIOUS...DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET CARLA? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!....frickin genius

[ghostalin]

turk's expression at the end - freeze it right there its hilarious

[Cutii3Babii3]

Woman! woman! i am not a lollipop!

haha

Quiet down now

it is time to watch the show

yes its started

dont be lickin me no mo'

matta' fact could you get me a handy wipe?

haha-er

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET CARLA!? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WORRIOR!?

haha-er-er

[CobrasVenom]

turk's awesome!

[shonenjumpfan12]

lol funny.

[KajiCOL]

Sorry guys, I have to do it:

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!!!!!!!

Laughed my ass off.....thx dbfinch!

[Letztermohikaner]

9,999 views

[zmoney682]

LOL Turk, "Do you see what you get for messing with the warrior!"

great S&S parody.

[can1983]

Woman! Woman! I'm not a lollypop :D

[cheeeeseburgereddy]

LMFAO!! DO U SEE WHAT U GET CARLA?!?!?

[alanzob]

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET CARLA?

[iheartbluesteel]

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR??

bahaha best show everr

[Chantalle18]

the singing when he says handy-wipe is awesome

[Enjoras]

Best scrubs opening ever!

[kxhoppusxg]

hell yes!

[novphin]

The part with Kylie and JD bobbing their heads is priceless...

[zmoney682]

I know I had that image stuck on my head all day, now im relived, lol.

[CrossBones15]

hahaha!!!

i love this show

[Basiq3rap]

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR lol i was dying when i heard this lol

[novphin]

This is the best clip ever!

[flag4eva]

Do you see what you get when you mess with the worrier!!lol

[flag4eva]

Dont be lickin me no mo!!!

[midboss22]

xDDDD

[wahjah]

kylie is so hot.

[risingxstarlet]

turk is sooo sexy <3