MY First Video... really

[mannytwilliams]

dude you sound like your about to kill your self

[1RealityVidEo]

Wht music program did u use back then?

[GamingDreamGuy]

i love every single video u make its funny ! !

[SonicMan486]

im a fian my lazzer blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Zanair13]

You should start using rubber chickens in your videos again, you could auction them too, an now you do have a much larger following

[CyCloppsProductions]

This is exactly how my piece of junk mic sounds.

[MyFaceBurns]

@LAWLoROFL Notice that this never works and it'd be worse if it did?

[tessdale]

myspace.... lol

[TheTetchyTechGeek]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 3029 because your'e a bada** time traveler!

[lucious212]

Im such a noob, MUST UPDATE BRAIN WITH ALL OF SMPFILMS VIDEOS FROM THE BEGINNING ! D;

[juice6262]

cory is so hot!

[RecordKing44]

Mr. Safety u rule!!! You need to put make poop on iTunes.

[ChaoticEmoKid16]

Does your shirt seriously say "Got crabs?" lol

[megkanten]

you are coll man

[TNTflix]

got crabs? lol

[SpyroSan]

This is technically your first vlog xD

[hotlillylove45]

for a thirty-year old hes hot

i got a teacher a my school who 52 years old and he looks thirty-five

but cory is supper hot

[hotlillylove45]

porn ahahahahahahahahahahah

thats just gross on whoever watches that

[Deathrider3000]

u repeted yourself u repeted yourself u repeted yourself smack smack smack

[Georgiataou]

I didn't thought that when u write the first video!! I thought that was the very first video u putted on youtube

[godviper1]

golden palace DAM IT HELP HIM HE ROCKS

[SexiiPiippy]

Young Cory !! Still Bad Ass

[1happiness]

I can't believe you are 25 years old in this video and now you have just celebrate your 30th birthday!!

[xXBisquitsXx]

nice t-shirt where you get it?

[J0dido22zzzz]

something cool

[RidiculouslyGreen]

where is that music from?.. I've heard it before but I cannot place where I heard it.

[thehotonfireguy]

ill bye one with 100,000,000 dollers

[stefasonik]

wait...he's 30 right now? damn, he ages gracefully! Soo hot *blush* :p

[herztoou2]

GOLDEN PALACE PLZ HELP HIM IM SURE WE ALL WANT MORE VIDEOS PLZ

[cupcake4394]

dang he keeps saying wat he does

[themuffinbuttonman]

he called us sickos but his shirt says got crabs wait that could mean that he is asking if we have the seafood crab but that would make me the sicko but he thought it first sdrakcab lla mi

[TheFrogRapist]

Now that you're making videos about what YOU want to do, you have hundreds of thousands of views instead of tens of thousands.

[Benickerson]

Thumbs up in your just watching this in 2011

[blanderwood]

@Benickerson how did u no o.0

[iambubby]

@Benickerson 2011? That was when my mother was born. This is 2035! Get with it RETARD!

[mazerunner13]

@Benickerson no i'm watching this in 2000... yeah... think about it O_O

[BlatentBagel]

@Benickerson No i'm watching it in 97' think before you comment thumbs up whore

[MyFaceBurns]

@Benickerson Nope, watching this in 1887. Retard.

[MrFtW2468]

@MyFaceBurns I wasnt born till 90 though... did i time travel?

[Mrspidey457]

@Benickerson no dude,2012-____ !

[TheOblivionRoad]

u seem really cool

[XWeSoloHoggerX]

Not a Porn? Then why does your shirt say "got crabs?" :3

[hotlillylove45]

@XWeSoloHoggerX

you sicko

[hotlillylove45]

uuuuuhhhhh you repeated your self

[puppysnott]

@XWeSoloHoggerX its from a crabshack not the std lol XD

[RENZDOGG]

Golden Palace is great!

[futuresolider96]

i use a cell phone camera

[BIEBS8307411]

plz keep making funny videos!!

[kristinamariex3]

(GOT CRABS?) HAHAHAHAHA !

[BLASTYOUVILEWOMEN1]

can you tell me how to upload vids from your camera please

[bb8497]

Got Crabs?

[Ishkanatorable]

@bb8497 I'm pretty sure he got that from sort of crab shack. I cannot remember where it is located, but I've been there before.

[DrayDray72]

Whenever you get a better Mic, PLEASE make a full version of "The Ninja Song" shown in your video called "Dam, i'm getting old" :D

[tawnabawna]

You make a very good point abo-BALL!!! you have an awesome blue ball!!

[ilovesarabricker]

this is good i love the song "mean kitty" it was funny.

[deathsythe42]

keep it real...and funny love the song "mean kitty"

[blade3337]

awwwwwwwwwwwwww no porn!!!!!

[lavacamoo32]

Damn Corey ...yuh one in a million dogg...guys lyk yuh change da world

[thewindowsxp32]

no yours was october 24 2005

[BLASTYOUVILEWOMEN1]

NICE TO MEET YOU. SO HIIIII

[XAgentgirlX]

Whats the difference between mr. safety and cory williams? Theyre both the same person and theyre both awesome :D

[chayseandbrett1]

I want one of those chickens they are so cool.

[iloveupapi07]

Golden Palace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^

[wheels85]

I love it how 5 years later people are still posting comments to Golden Palace on this video.

[mrshasty321]

@wheels85 yea ikr lol!

[emienemrocks99]

your name is cory williams my name is lindsey williams

[wheels85]

@gohaster I'm sure he was making videos long before youtube was created.

[Dragonoid9810]

@gohaster he was mr. safety in that vid

[DarkSpireMan]

@gohaster why don't you actually listen to what he is saying stupid

[gamma830]

@gohaster True, that 1 is uploaded first, this 1 may have been recorded earlier

[graohn103]

i would just use my webcam

[TheDiscoveryCH]

I whas even don't think about porn but i'm a guy so i don;t think i wand to see you naked XD

[sharky22341]

what about sparta

[ericalucarotti]

I love that you chose San Francisco homeless shelters. Love the videos! And bigD96000 blows!!

[bigD96000]

i consider it like this ur a dumb ass i dont care wut people think of me i do wutever just becuz a movie seriosly u r a stunt man not a dam informent about ur life dude now no one will watch vids off something about ya mom or something just cuz it is a free website doesnt mean its not buisnessoh and wut up with sqeeze ball

[bigD96000]

i consider it like this ur a dumb ass i dont care wut people think of me i do wutever just becuz a movie seriosly u r a stunt man not a dam informent about ur life dude now no one will watch vids off something about ya mom or something just cuz it is a free website doesnt mean its not buisness

[markey4000]

So the newer videos with the cats and girlfriend/wife is real? Or....

[chickenfool121]

Ooh shit Mr. Safety uhhh... goldenpalace is caught in illegal business.

DON DON DOOOOOON

[hinataonicha]

omg, that song is from Animatrix, "Kid's Story", right????? so cool!!!!

and golden palace sounds familiar... lol...

Be cool, golden palace and... idk???

[RaNdOm4RaWrZ]

that ball you have in your hand, my sister had one and my neice bit it and the fluid came out. it was bad, lol

[darkmaster12001]

no prob mr.safty iam always going to love your videos and i know what you mean about the whole jackass thing would hate for you to stop making videos

[Danielboyo9]

Hey Cory (Mr. Safety) where do u get your Tshirts?

[Flamingskullz94]

no offense butt you were better as Mr. Safety

[LeandBells]

Wait, he's been in Jackass? I never knew that! Now I'm gonna have to watch the show. I'll be looking for him from now on! Help Cory, Golden Palace!

[redrex7819]

@LeandBells He hasent been in Jackass, he's been doing his stunts before Jackass

[LeandBells]

@redrex7819 Ooooooooh! Thanks for clearin' that up!

[LeandBells]

Wait, he's been in Jackass? I never knew that! Now I'm gonna have to watch the show. I'll be looking for him from now on!

[9966485]

rock band mic works well ^_^

[kfoster10]

Golden Palace, help Mr. Safety!!!

[SepticBeaver]

Duuuude, I fucking love your T-Shirt, you still got it 4 years after?

[hangloosemagic]

Golden palace help Cory!(was I to late?)

[NinjaEastaBunni]

@hangloosemagic ... a little bit. lol

[failfailmanman]

golden pallace

[mikethemikeful]

lol i saw that shirt on my friend the other day.

[SakoresDark]

ok so how much subscribers did  you have at the time you made this video

[perdy2468]

Oh what I wrote just now was what I posted befor I watched it . SORRY Mr. Saftey Opps I mean Cory.

[perdy2468]

This is not your fisrt video because you have a video called hands in the toaster that was posted in 2005 this video was posted in 2006.

[lkristijan]

i am ur ass i am your aaaasss

[22marzena]

yay ii no

[mrstheperson]

cool



[HMsstudios909]

Joes crab shack T-shirt! AWESOME

[mellyrox2000]

all your vids i laugh so hard i cry then i cry so hard my nose bleeds lol i am a loser but i am loving life

[DARKLINXMASTER2]

You've done stunts since I was born! =D

[TheDeserteagle95]

Yes i do. Thanks for asking.

[bjandkaykay101]

no i dont have crabs and never will

[Kraedun]

LMAO lol, before the video i told my buddy i bet this is gonna be a porn , lol...

[KittyIvie]

lol ur nostrals keep flairing

[EarthWarZone]

@KittyIvie lolz

[KittyIvie]

@EarthWarZone well they do just watch them

[EPR89]

No Pr0n, no watch.

Gnaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

...

Wait. Did he just say drugs?

[jacobstoner3]

got crabs?

[HorseRider4507]

Please accept my friend request,Cory! PLEAWS!!! Subscribe please!

[Theraiser2000]

i wish i had a camera, no matter how terrible -_-

[RanDumPurSin]

what!!! turlock! im in modesto!! can i plzz be in 1 of ur videos!! pppplllllzzzzzzz

[cal352]

soo... u makin a porno?

[tumbleweedMT]

@cal352 He already did... now he's got crabs.

[moonwalker562]

got crabs funny

[HappySky27]

awesome shrit (=

[sonicfan4271]

what does the shirt say

[1rw0]

@sonicfan4271 got crabs?

[Cheesepickles22]

@sonicfan4271 got crabs

[tubeyoukonto]

golden palace, help cory! =)

[Josh8hood]

smp films best subscription i ever did

[TrinityMyDog]

you forgot firefighter i think

[LoneWhiteWolf13]

@t3hG4yM3aN wow that was a bad joke...

[ODDFunnyFilms]

my computer stops every time you get to "whitch was quite a bit. uh..." (3:34) can someone help?

[Lugiarules1]

YOUR 45!?!?!?!?! you dont look 45

[spikyicecream]

@Lugiarules1  he said 25, not 45

[silverfishes]

@Lugiarules1 25, now he's 29-30

[LKKxCA]

@silverfishes Nope hes about 110.

[BrettBarnett10]

XD i love ur vids <3 anyways ur awesome and the stunts are freakin hilarious:D GoldenPalace GO!<3 :D

[SuPeRbLoObErRy]

Tehe I love your shirt (:

[Baltolover4ever2468]

. is is is that a ball!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!?!?

[Mrnice007man]

what is the point of this?

[Oxsaren1]

COOL

[IIFIREX]

Damn it GoldenPalace, Help out Cory.

[s0584333]

you got the whole world in your hands and your squeezing it to a pulp

[chopperkid19]

the hands in the toaster one seams more like something stevo would do

[nickcastilo911]

me too

[Evie1Sis]

i love are of you videos , they are great !

[Evie1Sis]

@Evie1Sis i mean i love all of your videos they are great !

[supperdumb]

so not as much mr. safety any more? either way i still support you and you're awsome....golden palace support corey with whatever he needs!

[BandBrecords1]

dude i just wanted to say your alsome thats it dont reply just have a good day later.

[ilovefuzzycatz]

pron what??

[kalebsta]

Mr. sunburn, proffesional sunblock forgetter

[BlackSunSerenade]

got crabs?

[SylviaEvilKitty]

his shirt said haha

[mamamia670]

Golden palace... Sponsor Cory, Please.

[Emma3653]

Golden palace HELP CORY!!! HE'S AWESOME!!! LET HIM DONATE TO THE HOMELESS CENTER!!!

[YouShallSubscribe]

I thought your first video was the one where you put your hands in the toaster.

[Gaaraloverr1]

@YouShallSubscribe

He said at the beginning that he was being himself for once

[whosaiducaneatmario]

@YouShallSubscribe  thatt was mr safety

[ODDFunnyFilms]

@YouShallSubscribe

wach the WHOLE video.

[GreenDayOfficialTV]

@YouShallSubscribe did you even listen to what he said?!?!?!?!

[Kyoko8587]

LOL! you've been doing stunts since the year i was born! i feel small now DX

[thealienghost16]

Golden Palace, sponsor Cory Williams.

[sakusaskue]

9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF!!

[DunkableDave]

why are all the fun people in California -_-

[Theraiser2000]

@DunkableDave thats where vegas is... wait no... LA? meh. hollywood? nah, thats full of fakes....... maybe its cuz california = ..... um.... i dont know. but im in cali too XD

[thelinkinparkmaniac]

@DunkableDave because California is awesome!!!!

[reaperrobber]

@DunkableDave Cause we are awsome :)

[Zoroark7]

@DunkableDave Does being born and raised there for half your childhood count? Everyone's awesome there, I know that easily, as I always naturally think of the state of California as a safe zone from harsh people for some reason.

[mbmastav99]

@DunkableDave cause hollywood is in California :D, and a lot of other fun things it rubs off on the citizens 

[lookmomnoman]

@DunkableDave fuck you

[RaNdOm4RaWrZ]

@DunkableDave why are all the fun people not where you live?

[diego8rojo]

@DunkableDave im in california

[SMOKINFIRE88]

come on golden palace help em come onnnnn

[kindheartedloved]

your hot

[MajorPwnage96]

Golden Palace keep sponsoring Cory, I think it'll help you in the long run with all the views, subscribers, and videos he has. He even promotes you by wearing the T-shirts in most videos.

[imprezajoe2k9]

golden palace keep sponsoring him hes worth every penny !

[Theodosia2839]

Golden Palace should help Cory! Cause he rocks! and if they help him they will ROCK double time!

[annalee1998]

You have ADD? I do too! Its such a great thing!!!!

[gunblade64]

Are you for real?

I think ADD is a real pain in the rear.

And btw, shouldn't this comment be on another film of smp-films? :P