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  • You mean like a greyhound out of a trap

  • I've gotta hand it to Lauren. She stays really composed and level-headed right throughout this awkward interview. MES is a rude, surly prick how anyone can have the patience to deal with this sad old punk is beyond me. Some think it's clever, artistic or cool to be like this when it's really just a sign of insecurity.

  • 'I've heard it's a fantastic record' - and that's why the interview failed. If you want an easier ride from someone like MES, at least make it sound as though you've bothered to listen to his work. Nearly all of LL's questions are designed for cheap laughs, until at the end she tries to bring it round with 'so what you listening to at the moment?' Too late.

  • " they don't sound nothing like us , plagarism int it " shame Jeremy Paxman wasn't doing the interview !

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  • coughed in her face a 1:30!!

  • Lauren Laverne is one of the biggest wankers on TV but that dude was rude as hell! What a dick! She handled it very well I think!

  • I dont think he is a twat,how else are you supposed to answer the questions.I think people get unerved because he talks how a 50 year old man would talk to anyone else.

  • Smith isnt a twat at all. The twats are the people who assume he is a celebrity and therefore should happily give nice pleasant informative interviews. Smith clearly assumes that he's just himself, and why should anyone be that interested. Bloody good attitude if you ask me.

  • Mark comes across as an incredibly difficult interview. I bet he's just like that having a conversation with him. Has he always been this ... cagey?

  • Haha

  • what a twat

  • As far as Lauren's concerned that couldn't finish quick enough. Mark is a legend.

  • seriously, if you were an interviewer and you were being given MES, it would be like the kiss of death, no matter how much of an honour!

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  • goddamn i loved lauren laverne for snatching the mic away from that-cunt-who-gives-the-welsh-­a-bad-name

  • Mark always seems to go easy on these media nobody's who clearly have not got a clue. Than the ones who think they have ( F. Skinner) for example .

  • looks like a fucking youth club behide him lol ffs

  • ''What was your favourite memory?''

    ''Meeting you at the NME awards''

    LOLx 10,000

  • i guess i'm not the first to point out Syd Vicious wasn't in the Sex pistols when they played those Mancherster gigs.

  • "The spawn of J. "Loaded" Brown and L. Laverne are laughing in excelsis" - Mark E. Smith, 'Alton Towers' by The Fall.

  • Is Mark nervous or hopped up on crank? he has that facial tic like a tweaker.

  • I cant tell if he was just being his usual twatty self on great form... Theres a few great lines in this.. Calling Ian McCulloch a slag is up there, along with telling Laverne not to get funny... Good stuff.

    Can anyone tell us the name of the fall song at the start of the interview? heard it before, just cant remermber it

  • @merked1980 Reformation from Reformation Post TLC

  • He's having a laugh, whether she knows it or not. He strikes me as being an absolutely top bloke. And Lauren Lavern seemed to do fine. I think the Grauniad really rather overplayed this one.

  • @joannepsi: the top of her head is very definitely under the surface of the water

  • 'They don't sound anything like us' - absolutely hilarious - love him! :)

  • talk about out of her depth ... lmfao ... classic Mark E

  • @roodllib She's not out of her depth at all. Lauren Laverne is a very intelligent lady who really knows her music. MES is being vile as usual.

  • this is such a glorius, magnificent, heroic train wreck of an interview.

  • One thing i love about MES's interviews is how he answers questions with a one or two syllables, then waits for the inteviewer to respond before going more in depth. It's like he buzzes off the awkward moment of complete silence.

  • "meeting you at the nme awards"... he he he

  • He may be a wanker, but Mark E. is not dumb!

    The "E." stands for Eccentric.

  • The guy is a wanker and seems pretty dumb.

  • what did he think when wee Brix got stolen by Our Nige?

  • @felixcock probably didn't give much of a fuck

  • pair of twats.. but at least he's accomplished something

  • Oh hell, this guy is amazing. Only recently introduced to the Fall, I loved seeing those idiot girls and guys standing around thinking they should be screaming for someone famous. I may not like everything The Fall has done, but at least I love the big Fuck You they are to everything "pop."

  • He's the british Capt Beefheart

  • Stupid bitch.

  • What a fucking awful man.

  • sweet jesus, was this guy ever remotely fuckable?

  • @emmers57 Apparently still is, have you seen his remarkably attractive wife?

  • haha does he call her a "slag" at 2.55?

  • @jackfa1990

    He's calling McCulloch a slag. I thought he was pretty easy-going here, it's Laverne that gets the hump and starts being all icy after his Brit awards crack..

  • Forget those butt plugs Lauren.Come back to what you know baby

  • I'm in tears for the human race on your behalf bitch

  • We call to you sweetheart

  • Have you got your Twitter Twatter microchip implant yet Lauren?You skanky little mainstream media gimp whore

  • The TV licence money is there to provide a service for the British public not to turn failed entertainers into millionaires

  • the talentless skinny skank

  • He used to support City, I'm not sure he ever cared about United.

  • Shake her hand boys, she's one of us

  • She's the Jarrow March digitized

  • every day is like christmas day to her on her radio show

  • god he's such a twat

  • Well that interview starts well

  • Crowd look mentally and I mean mentally challenged!

    Mingy girls and 'I see you Jimmy' boys....nice!

  • Hang on Joy Division about 1976, Mondays lots later (not a Mondays fan), Simply Dull 80's where is the connection to Punk?

    Don't think the Fall were influenced by Sex Pistols....how much misinformation do you need?

  • The two stupidest bits are the Welsh bloke more interested in his hair and the intro by Lauren....Joy Division, Mondays and ....wait for it Simply Red....

  • So funny. She's trying so hard bless her.

  • used to think I liked Lavere..xfm an stuff......but what a prat / showbiz automaton she looks to me now,,,,

  • Note to most posters here:

    I like The Fall but for god's sake please don't lick Mark E Smith's bumhole.

  • @bunglebonce

    hey I'm sure god appreciates your concern !

  • 2:34 hahahaha! owned!

  • talk about a mismatch

  • don t get funn yy now heh

  • fucking record company parasites

  • see what happens when you sell your soul to the man

  • aural valium for the 'trendy' masses

  • MES is delightful and charming as always but the woman is a tit. I want to bang her brains out but she's a tit and she doesn't know how to conduct a proper interview.

  • he looks like a fuckin alcoholic

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  • fuck off u crank

  • She seems like she can handle her job well enough to me. What's interesting is how Mark just actively doesn't make any attempt at formality at all. He just mumbles and grunts like he would if he was anywhere else.

  • I'd have to say Lauren handled herself pretty well when faced with someone of Mark's calibre (not least after finding herself, with the cameras rolling, clearly out of her depth), although she seemed somewhat terrified of him by the end of the interview.

  • She's just built for showbiz, she's not in the real world, everything she says is guaged against some element of the fame machine. That's why he can't relate, he's experienced more than she ever will but he's domestic till he dies. Fucking great bloke, a true maverick. Lauren's not even fit, she's just a dumb bitch!

  • Laverne=beautiful

    M.E.S.=legend

    "Who you listening to at the moment?"

    M.E.S. - "meself!"

    PMSL

  • Laverne is a mongo.

    M.E.S is a living leg end!

  • why even bother if thats the calibre of your questions? "have you ever ripped up liverpool with ian mculloch?" what are you supposed to say in response to questions like that?

  • That stupid bitch.

    She needs to learn how to talk to legends.

  • What a TERRIBLE talentless interviewer this woman is.....

  • Lauren Laverne is a beautiful girl but it's obvious she wasn't impressed by him. Maybe Katy Perry would have excited her more?

  • What a crap interview. God love him for taking it in stride.

  • feinstein1 - was a mostly a crap interview, do have to love him for taking it in stride! - like when she asked, "your present wife is now playing keyboards in the band, - would you consider replacing her?" - what kind of question is that!? - ".

  • awesome!! He wasent too bad ,like i remember!! love their new sound!!

  • What a prick he is

  • at 0:51 her eyes are screaming 'help!'

  • God, Mark E Smith is one massive twat...

    ...and by God do we love him for it.

  • I couldn't agree more and we wouldn't have him any other way. Some of the best and most talented artists are indeed pricks and twats.

  • cos not everyone round your way is drunk

  • I know it's been said but Sid Vicious in 1976??? Reminds me of when the Pistols reformed in '96 and smartarses kept saying "How can it be the Pistols without Sid Vicious"? Easy mistake to make for the young 'uns! Anyway stop taking it so seriously... MES just plays up to his reputation and Lauren clearly knows what to expect and gets through it as best she can! It's just TV! MES on Newsnight when Peel died was real trainwreck TV.

  • ahh bless

    -he wasn't calling lauren a slag -he meant mcculloch

    -the simply red comment was meant as a joke. i.e.simply red was a less credible band to come out of manchester from that period.

    -this type of interview will always get cack output. for younger viewers, imagine if noel gallacher was on this and didn't care about being in the biggest bad in the world or what anyone thought of him. just believed in what he was doing-and thank god they didn't let the welsh guy interview him

  • i love lauren

  • The fall and joy division are the greatest bands ever.  Simply red is possible the worst.

  • Razorlight are the worst.

  • This is correct.

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  • did he call her a slag?

  • yeh he does lol

  • "The spawn of J. 'Loaded' Brown and L. Laverne are laughing!"

  • Did she not learn anythin, do ur research! how much did she get paid 2 do this interview, i really cant stand this oooty tooty i know such n such, been there when it was happenin, bland, pointless got the job coz of wot i did b4. I hate these twitty airy fairies that are waiting for something to happen or tryin to be so interesting n the coolest, most up 2 date. give it up love!!!

  • That's just TV-land, innit? There's no individuals with personalities and opinions in TV any more. Maybe it was always so but it seemed that occasionally the odd one would slip through the night. Any presenters with half a brain have all that conditioned out of them by the time they've got a regular gig. Don't think it's her fault; she's just got so used to being around ingratiating idiots - that's the world she works in.

  • This is soooo embarassing. Just shut up ms laverne-why???

  • 2:45 cor she gives me the horn. She's one mackem that I'd like to smack(em) -_-"

  • Thought she handled it pretty well. I love the Fall but MES achieved nothing in that interview. He shoud've just said he didn't want to do it.

  • I guess these things do need doing from time-to-time, but even as a Fall-fan, I don't get much pleasure from watching it.

    As an earlier comment said, she was simply out of her depth.

  • "Young dicks make TV, keep them away from me" - Solicitor in Studio (Room to Live - 1982)

  • A true gentleman of the oldschool.

  • fuck simply red because among other things that ginger cunt is a manu fan and mark e smith is a chelsea supporter.

  • He's City you daft twat.

    Why is the screen all squashed?

  • city is shite

  • This is wonderful.

  • I could watch this over and over again. MES needs to live forever...who else will stick it to these bland, self-satisfied industry slags when he's gone? I bet Mark is overjoyed that Franz Ferdinand have been influenced by him...

  • The Fall was John Peel's favourite band of all time... Why do you think that was? Got "Cab It Up" playing right now... Mark E Smith... by far the coolest British "singing" voice of any artist in the last 20 years!

  • Absolutely shitting herself she was and totally out of her depth. Just goes to show what happens when an arse-licking TV hack only used to smug, inanely grinning patsys gets to interview someone who doesn't give a shit about being there. I only wish the pain could have gone on longer.

  • the audience don't have the slightest clue who he is, you can hear alot of talking in the background. no ones that interested.

    when he said "meeting you at the nme awards" i fucking lol'd. you can see after he says that she starts to sweat. he's clearly wasted though he doesn't need to be, he's always like that anyway.

  • My mistake..."The Mondays, Simply Red, Joy Division..."...she forgot the Buzzcocks & decided to claim that Shaun fucking Ryder was at the gig instead.

    Don't tell me...Heather Small was there aswell.

  • "Johnny Rotten & Sid Vicious were playing down the road"...no, Johnny Rotten & Glen Matlock were. "You're a famous Mancunian"...no, he's a famous Salfordian.

    So desperate mentioning that fucking Sex Pistols gig every time a band vaguely from Manchester is mentioned...30 odd yrs ago & ppl are still riding on its coat tails. If there was ever a part of England stuck in the past, it's the North West. What kind of a music fan utters Buzzcocks & Simply fucking Red in the same breath?

  • full props to miss laverne. that interview went as well as any MES interview could.

  • TV people are so sickening, fighting over who gets to read what off the cue cards

  • that went well

  • MES, might be a pisshead, but he is a very switched on guy and knows exactly what he is doing lol. Funny because the Fall have always against this NME style culture.

  • This could be because he was ripped to his tits on lager as was I having drunk solidly for 12 hours...however I have no recollection as to whether he smelled of piss at the time.

  • hmm i've loved the fall more than any other band for over 20 years now. Funnily enough i still like the bunnymen as well. However it doesn't mean that I adore everything he does or says. eg the recent "autobiography" was crap. Most fall gigs over the last few years have been very average. Some albums fantastic...some not so. The fact that if anyone professes a liking for The fall "they are plagiarists". Mind you I got a photo with MES 12 yrs back after a gig and he was very friendly & polite.

  • What a prick. All these arselicking fans who reckon he's something special because of his 'different' lyrics...it's all a load of bollocks. People claim to like The Fall in the hope that it will make them appear intelligent when, in actual fact, the music is dire and MES is a snivelling little weedy arsehole who hides his massive insecurities behind a cocky, arrogant facade. Talentless and dull.

  • "who u listening to at the moment" answer "miself" fuckin CLASSIC long live that man stick to interveiw shit bands like the kooks lauren lol

  • it's funny when she says "you seem pretty nice to me" entirely unconvincingly. the fall/mark are great, and have made so many amazing albums (still do) but the one time i met him i quickly realized it was better walking away (that was the weekend when he fired his band). i remember him barking orders at my friend who worked the door at the club, ordering him to carry his bags. anyway, lots of pricks make genius art.

    ps lauren's ex band kenickie were pretty fantastic!

  • "did you ever think of firing your wife?"

    "what a ghost writer, like Jordan?"

    and people are surprised he treated her like a non-entity?

    Jeez.

  • regardless of how long he's been in music

    he's a cockey horrible little prick

    he's propper horrible to Lauren on this, he just makes it hard for her

    arrogant old cunt

  • I said cockey you illiterate twat

    I've heard the fall before, course I fucking hate

    tit

  • spelt cocky me old mate

  • well aren't you the clever one

  • no not really most people over the age of six can spell cocky.... correctly

  • the same way as most people would probably learn how to spell "lose" and realise there's only one O?

    or "Can't" instead of "Carnt"

    it was an easy mistake. Obnoxious prick

  • stop being a nitpicking wanker

    does it really matter if he spelt 1 word ever so slightly wrong?

    I still agree with him as well, Mark E Smith is a twat

  • m e smith, a genius in the TRUEST sense! & not just a musician's musician. btw, who the hell is this laverne chick? what an embarrassment to humankind. how did mark even tolerate this interview?

  • I've not heard much of the fall if I'm totaly honest

    but, and this is my opinion only, I do think Mark E. Smith is a bit of a cockey twat.

    Although, I think a lot of people as far into their musical career as him probably are.

    I've noticed it in Paul Weller, which has disappointed me because he is one of my biggest hero's

  • hi herrhorstQ yes, m.e.smith is arrogant. still, i think he's a great lyricist & his music (for me) is hypnotic. & rather original. & THAT'S what matters to me.

  • fair enough:) the world would be boring if everyone liked the same wouldn't it!

    I must say, I do like totaly wired and hey student! It is very different:)

  • Lauren Laverne has RUINED the culture show!!

    Her attempt at 'ironic' presentation fails to mask her moronic delivery. Where as once I was an avid viewer of the Culture Show - now I can't stomach more than a minute of this puppett clearly out of her depth. When will the BBC stop attempting to be young and hip and just deliver quality and interesting programming. Heads should definately roll

  • I can't stand bloody Laverne. She is one of a clutch of yoof presenters who go to all of the right festivals, hangs around music people and thinks everything is fucking wonderful. I don't like dreary people like this.

  • he a musician for musicians-- fuckin genius!!!!

    i really like his musik - hes a great artist!!!!

  • I agree mate:)

    arrogant old twat:)

    although, if people like him, fair enough to them:)

  • You dont need hits to be successful, The Fall have a cult following which is far more credible than being number 1 in the charts, look at who's in the charts these day's, its proof that the music industry is a pile of shit.

  • "We're The Fall. This is our music. If you don't like it, fck off. We aren't going to change it just to get on the radio."

    At least, that's how i perceive them.

  • I think hes pretty generous really given the line of questioning. Early in the interview with, firing the wife comment, what does she expect? Also "whats been your best memory" he aint dead yet for fucksake unlike these shitty bands that claim the fall as an influence. The Jo wiley comment is fucking class!! There are are two types of people in this world Fall fans and theres "mediocre sueds"

  • you said it!

  • she's ugly to both eye and ear..

  • Interviewer wrong. The Sex Pistols did not have Sid Vicious in 1976. That would of been Glen Matlock. Sorry to be touchy. Shine on Mark E Smith.

  • She just asks a lot of stupid questions, obviously knows nothing about The Fall or the new book. That's why she's on TV.

  • minimax04 - typ nme make a point then fro a word like cunt to be groovy radical nme type get orf on blonde nme nme

  • Of course MES is being civil... he's being interviewed by a very beautiful young lady, and despite his drunken drawl, he's always one to be quite the charming man with lovely female interviewers. He's probably going to hit on her once the cameras are off. ;) Good on yer, mate, as long as you've learned to stop hitting your bandmates (or firing them!?). Yes, yes, I know, granny on bongos and all that. I miss Kenickie :(

  • I fkkn luv this man

  • What can Mark feed off here? He said he got a ghost reader in, and she says 'like Jordan?', er no Lauren, give him the respect he deserves. Like John Lydon once said 'comedy interrogation act.' With his legacy is drowning in an already neglected audience, he needed the interviewer to show some integrity, but she went into this pre-empting HIS behaviour, as opposed to just being honest and asking real questions

  • the fall='stunning

  • I don't know why Mark E. Smith is supposed to be such a horrible interview; he seems civil enough, he answers the questions. He doesn't have the best diction, but he's fifty, drunk and hasn't got a lot of teeth ... this seems an okay TV interview to me.

  • Hes a fifty-year-old man, and he likes it..

  • I think Mark E Smith is one of those geniuses that shouldn't be interviewed and is best left an enigma like Phil Spector. Also is Lauren Lavern devoid of humor that isn't scripted and written for her? she annoys me. Obvious indie pop princesses in the background not paying attention as well

  • I think she finds herself very amusing at times, that why i cant stick the maccam tart. Mark E Smith is very funny

  • well done mark fuck emm

  • The Reynolds Girls!!!!!!!

  • Mark E Smith was very civil! Lauren Laverne is a nice girl but her line of questioning is the same as all that smarmy channel4 youth presenter(oo im so witty) attitude. Anyone with half a brain knows that mark smith will never go for that. in fact hes known to be very nice bloke if u talk to him ordinarily and not with that poncy egotistical journalist persona who are more interested in how they look than revealing something about the genius that is smith.

  • Mark E. Smith WAS ment to be a grumpy old man since the day he was born. Thats what makes him so special and adorable.

  • I had heard that this was meant to be one of those all-time TV-trainwreck moments It isn't really though, is it? I think she can be pretty funny and is wasted on this rubbish show (Music policy: whatever over-amplified white-bread sludge is on the marketing men's calender that week).

  • when i watched the interview i was going to comment on it but having read all these comments i don't feel like it now. elitism works it's way in to every aspect of music on the internet, and i see these comments are no different. it's not big to shoot people down. i have a mental image of a self satisfied wanker blasting off repostes and then furiously refreshing the page to see their own views writ large. like or dislike the interview - remarks should be kept to that.

  • I don't applaud her, I don't applaud him, and I don't aplaud the fact you felt compelled to let everybody in on your feeble-minded thoughts. do you write for the NME?