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  • @jesstizzle.......Fuckin hilarious dude!!

  • First of all, Maynerd doesn't write the music jesstizzle. It's all written by the band way before he gets to it. The whole album will be done before he even hears it or starts putting vocals to it. It's worked pretty good so far. It's Adams band, Adams brainchild, Adams music. Second, based on what I HAVE heard, straight from the loft, this could be. This sounds exactly like what I've heard first hand. I'm going to LMAO if this ends up on the album and all you know it alls get punked.....

  • @jwbluelabel73 blog about it

  • Wow that was complete bullshit. I thought Maynard was falling off for a second until I realized it wasn't tool. That was fucking horrible. Here's what you need to do with this. Take this little unrythmatic compilation of instruments and burn it to a CD. Put it in a nice little plastic case and shove it up your ass. Then remove it from your ass and slit your fucking wrists

  • Not enough darkness to be tool

  • cheep shitty knock off... no one should ever try to recreate what Tool is... its impossible...

  • search : Tool-New Song? 2012's Addendum

  • Is not Tool

  • Sounds more like Souldriver... an Arizona based band that sounds a bit like them...sounds exactly like them actually.

  • Not tool

  • Piss poor.

  • Fuck you!!! Its 2012 now! the begining does sound like something old tool would make though, up untill

  • Dope sniffers. Please... Maynard has more talent in his cock than this piece of crap... wanna be clown fuck ball bags.

  • wow! tool sounds really shitty now. i am guessing this is some pathetic asshole's attemp to get his shitty band heard.

    wellllllllll

    playing like you are trying to rip off tool is so 2008! buy a lap top and make some electronic music.

  • Danny doesnt play drums like that.. he is way more complex!!!

  • this is very good weither its tool or not idk i really don't care its pretty good

  • I love that bass line that plays until 30 seconds in

  • The drums and bass sound like a Tool song, however the guitar doesn't sound right. Then again, this could just be a demo of Tool? I don't know, the jury is still out.

  • he always talks about his tools to move "past". what are these tools? i want them.

  • Definitely NOT Tool

  • Fake but really good. I like this better than Puscifer hahaha

  • fake! that's just not adam effect!

  • Not to bad.

  • pure 80s shit

  • It actually doesn't sound too bad

  • ???????

  • LOL LOVED IT....

  • did you record this with a tomato and a first act guitar?

  • I sang lyrics in my head using Maynard's voice. In all actuality, it sounds like a Tool song.

  • it sounds like triad

  • This is possibly a recording of a jam session

  • you suck

  • Haha garage band? Not bad. Passable

  • Have you heard this track with maynard's lyrics yet? I have

  • Who are these "tool imposters" ? They are pretty good

  • whoever did thid is fuckin gay.. listen to the foundation of the song. sounds like my 1st garage band when i was like fuckin 10... this as soft as shit.

  • @daveed0923 The dead give away is that it is too repetitive.. But I'm still listening.. so....

  • @daveed0923 we sounded better and got laid more often

  • clever way to get views

  • Bull shit

  • anyone who realy like tool, hears after 1 min that this is fake^^...

  • @zetRk less than 1 min man... sooo much less..

  • doesnt sound like em but who knows but i say nay sorry

  • sweet build ups, find touch up, i think they can't hear, right...powerful, new tour, that crazy. can't wait hear it...Take Care...

  • yeah, not Tool, but it's not bad at all

  • Obviously its not tool but close enough that it deserves a thumbs up and they do seem to recycle their old stuff in like each song, so im not overeager for the new album myself, even though i love them

  • I was 51% sure it wasn't going to be Tool before I clicked on it... but clicked anyway.

  • I don't know about you guys... but I think this sounds pretty cool! It's not tool, but it's rather hard rockin' and catchy! Good job!

  • f**k this shit

  • Of course we will be hearing from tool. we have heard from Perfect circle and pucifer havent we. well with Maynard , Tool is his top project. Why wouldnt we be hearing any thing new?!

  • @voice3358 There's a Tool tour in the beginning of 2012, and their album has a guarantee release in May.

  • I'd almost bet money this isn't new. The band is getting old and Maynard is really focusing on his wine now. Its sad to say and I hope to god I'm wrong but i don't think we will be seeing any new tool.

  • @johnieb1285 Danny Carey is arranging new Tool music. So, yes we will.

  • Never wanna give you up never wanna let you...

  • HAHAHA!!!!! Sneak peak my ass!

  • damn tool sucks now

  • geometric dialecttic codex rolex

  • It may not be tool, but it's better than a rick roll :)

  • @joelco92 I was hoping to be rick rolled, i wanted to lol :(

  • @joelco92 oh they got you too, I figure new tour and it's right in line with the solar cycle they've been following since anemia there is going to be a new album 2012 I hope they play some of their new songs in vegas

  • @joelco92 I sounds like tool O.o what do you mean its not them

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  • besides... how lifeless do you have to be to dig through a MONTH of comments just to say something utterly useless that's been said by other morons of equal invalidity?

  • Theres quite a few morons watching this.... they reply to my comment that has plenty of thumbs ups indicating that those people got the joke, that has already recieved over 5 replys all saying the exact same thing, PLUS the fact that i SAID it was a joke... hahaha get off of Tool related stuff, you're obviously not sart enough to comprehend the simplest of things

  • Well, obviously not Tool. Shit is tight though. Keep it up. Maybe in 465 years you'll be on their level. haha jk. But really, not too bad. Get a singer.

  • Not enough math to be TooL lol.

  • I agree

    

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  • Opiate was their first EP I own them all.. As for this song nice try but nothing like tool

  • Nice try but only the bass tone really comes close and even that, not very. Not utterly terrible music or anything but it sounds like what it is: a not very good attempt at sounding like Tool.

  • yea, fooled me on the tool. though progressive, would sound like tool's garage band days if anything. but this bad isnt that bad, pretty progressive. just not on tool's level.

  • good jam i just hate the sound of mono sometimes

  • you guys are tool fans?!?!?!?!!? listen to the bass player!!!! this is tool retards its off of there first ep called bethalhams abortion clinic!!!!!!!!!

  • @robbyjdub their first ep was called Opium. This is not tools original bassist nor Justin Chancellor. This ISNT tool

  • @TheRealSonicYouth Their first EP was not Opiate. In fact that was their first album which happened to be mostly live.

  • @TheRealSonicYouth No opiate was their first EP. It had 4 tracks on it. Watch the documentary they talk about it.

  • i came here knowing this wouldn't be tool. whoever did this needs to not buy their instruments from hastings. 

  • OMG listen to it 3 times...Like loved. obsessed

  • his is hot

  • sounds kinda like Volto, Careys other band. If it's not, I would like to hear more from whoever this is

    

  • I like it .

  • that is kinda the shit

  • This is not Tool (and certainly not NEW Tool). If it is, then their style went back to their Undertow and earlier days.

  • thumbs up for the bull horns above Maynards head!

  • I hate when fags try to pretend they have a Tool song and it's really just their shitty wannabe band pretending to be good but coming off as nothing more than mediocre.

  • Sounds tight - I don't care who it is...nice style

  • Damn it.. I wanted another RickRoll....

  • @collidence if its not 6:06 then its not a RickRoll

  • hah!

  • sounds like tool with instruments purchased at wal mart

  • My knickers- they are wet

  • I think this is not mixed yet,rough cut probably !

  • Meh it sounds similiar to Schism definitly a newer song not an old one

  • Whoops should say a mash up of some songs from lateralus

  • NOT EVEN CLOSE!!! The drummers playing some small sized cymbals while Danny has huge cymbals that give a huge crash! Adams sound is much fatter and Justin doesn't snap his strings so much. Sounds fun though...

  • i came here knowing this wasn't going to be an actual tool song

    not bad though

  • if this is a new song. Adam has a cold.

  • simillar sound to undertow and opiate but hard to tell if its them since its an instrumental

  • iunnoabouthisone

  • nope

  • OBVIOUSLY not TOOL but very badass technical shit...very nice

    

  • well fuck I just went to your channel and its you guys... wth!

  • Anyone who plays music or has an ear can tell this isnt tool. I mean its sounds ok. buut I dont know man.. ???? the bass is out and the guitar isnt even close not to mention you would have to spend another 10 grand on cymbals lolz sorry

  • yawn

  • wow.. it sounds fucking.. good..!

  • I can guarentee, one things for sure. Danny Carey will be slammn the double bass more than ever. Of coures in the directed meaning full perspective of the music and not to mosh. CANT WAIT

  • @rcacad i love how he makes shit so fucking heavy technical and all around awsome i fucking go nuts sometimes just hearing the shit

  • Never bin xx

  • Esto no es tool cabrones.

  • @quemaneradeyover taco taco

  • @quemaneradeyover no es tool pero tiene ganas

  • I actually really like this. I'd like to know what band this actually is.

  • Interesting imitation. Be cool to know who this actually is. It lacks any of the severe emotion found in TOOL's music, and it definitely does not sound like any of them playing. But it is pretty cool. Reminds me of the soundtrack for "Flash Gordon", as performed by a TOOL cover band...

  • what Tool song is only 4 minutes long???

  • @DeathTwoStupidity Hooker with a penis was pretty short. as well as hush. But this doesn't seem quite right still. Even if this was actually a leak for a new tool song, it doesn't sound like it's finished.

  • @stephenzimnoch ha, Hooker With A Penis is my fav. idk though, the guitar sounds weak, the drums and bass are VERY Tool sounding, but the guitar is too chuggy, almost like a deathcore breakdown.. Then after about 1:10 it starts to sound like 46&2 mixed with Prison Sex... Pretty cool either way

  • @DeathTwoStupidity there older stuff (under toe and earlier)

  • @Robearwgl you mean under tow..?

    theres a difference

  • @jodikohler my bad

  • @DeathTwoStupidity Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann) is :D

  • @stargeneral12 but thats waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to short! lol isnt it only like 42 seconds?

  • @DeathTwoStupidity This is probably just the intro lol

  • @QuickSilver2605 uh oh! typical tool! lol

  • @DeathTwoStupidity Lost keys, Die eeir von satan is like 2 and a half minutes, Hush is 2:48, Cold and ugly is 4 minutes, Sweat is 3:46 i think....Part of Me isnt even 4 minutes, and im sure theres more, do some research

  • @MMAboi1126 do some research? how about not take whats clearly a joke so seriously

  • @DeathTwoStupidity what u are so suprised they got alot even less:

    disposition.parabol.(-) lons

    Lost keys

    more?,

  • @DeathTwoStupidity By my count, at least 8

  • @DeathTwoStupidity --- Sweat, Hush, Part Of Me, Cold and Ugly, Jerk-off, Hooker With A Penis, Parabol.

    xD jajaja

  • @DeathTwoStupidity tool has a few tracks on opiate that are shorter that 4 minutes long man.

  • @johnieb1285 ive posted three times on here since then saying that was a joke -__-

  • Clearly not Tool, Dislike for lying, Sounds decent though. Plus when have you ever seen Tool release music early and Not from one of their source's (ie. their webstie, facebook, etc.)

  • That is not Adam's style of guitar playing. The song is just a loop with no growth, something that Tool puts into every song (ie their songs continue to change as they progress). I don't think this is a Tool song.

  • For those asking 'who da ban? who da ban?' it's more then likely some random unheardof Garage Band that wants to get there... 'Tool' song lots of views.

    Not bad though, but with the right filter anyone can play off a tab sheet. Tool isn't really the most complex music, but it's impossible to replicate the spirituality their songs have. Nice try though.

  • FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • sounds good!

    

  • i know this isnt tool but it sounds cool, who is it?

  • this is what you get The Grudge and Parabola shit on sheet paper and an inferior band plays it. Anyone can hear those arent dannys drums.

  • why so many dislikes can someone with a intelligent answer respond?

  • who is this baaaand? please help meeeeeeeeeeeee :"(

  • @snaredrum110 You should say you're sorry before someone gives you an alabama hot pocket.

  • the drums are sick but i ear flaws in bass witch were never a problem with tool

  • Yea it might be them but no

  • Sounds similar to something they would do, but I don't think they record their music with potatoes.

  • are you kidding me?

  • this is really good. but not tool.

  • okay...if you have this amount of talent...Why would you claim it to be new tool instead of converting that energy into making your own actual music?

  • nice try assfucker

  • eeeep.... Chuck Testa?????!!!!!

  • I thought It was real good...so suck on that Tool fanatics. :)

  • what a load of shit

  • Yeah, I think not.

  • Bullshit! 10 seconds in I knew better.

  • The bass sounds like shit.

  • Unless they are resorting to sounding like megadeath or early metallica, wich I hope to ANY god, is not the case... Nice try

  • maynard likes balls

  • Nope...

  • If your a Tool fan you know that this doesn't even come close.

  • i would say this sounds like tool if the bass sounded like justin's bass, and the guitar sounded like adams, and drums sounded like carey's

  • Look at that freaky looking fuck they have for a guitarist! Hahahaha!

  • I think it's Korn's hommage to Tool....Not very gravy

  • thats not tool 

  • Realmente es Tool??? ¬¬

  • it sounds cool but its not tool

  • I don't know if it's TOOL, sounds kinda like a raw recording without the lyrics pasted on it yet... whether or not it's tool... still sounds cool.

  • This is not Tool any fan would know that after 30 seconds of this.

  • @enneyehc13 It took me less.

  • @Udthinkthat Seriously though. The truth of the matter is that Tool needs to come out with a new album and hopefully soon. I've been waiting.

  • in no way is this tool. awesome attempt to fail at actually accomplishing the true tune tool portrays

  • I'm a huge Maynard fan and have an APC tat! Im so positive that this is fake that I'd surgically remove my tat myself with a dull rusty butter knife if I was wrong!!!

  • a friend of the devil is a friend of mine

  • grade tool hagan lo que hagan son grandes...

  • ABOUT TIME MY BOYS...ROCK THAT SHIT!!!!

  • The Guitar and the fucked up drums give away that this is clearly fake

  • @lethal11x

    not even close to danny carrey. fuck

  • @porkstab Right. And there is only one person who can sound like Maynard. and that is Maynard.