You're saying useful stuff, and I liked this video, but I hear "asdalksjdaksjkajsdas uhhh..... alkdjskdjsakjasd uhhhhhhhh.... aosdiaoisdoada uhh....."
@CactusBoyErk LOL, CactucsBoyErk doesn't even have L4D2 when I checked his Steam profile. That means he ONLY has L4D1. It explains a ton as to why using old, easily stomped tactics still works, he's playing with the tiny bit of the player base that didn't migrate.
I mean seriously, they don't even have Chargers and Spitters so the entire game is still "stand on top of each other and spam melee at every sign of danger!"
@BlazingOwnager I own l4d2... You didnt check shit. I just dont play l4d2 because it is an all around worse game. The maps are not as good. The only decent one is dark carnival. Most of the roofs have ledges to stop rocket booming. The sky boxes on several parts of maps are lower than hunters arcs reach. High pouncing damage was reduced. Jockies are near useless in. The charger and spitter are over powered, especially when combined. Versus is unbalanced and teamwork for infected isnt needed.
@CactusBoyErk You obviously haven't played 2 for more than an hour or two if you think those things haven't changed. The only place Hunters get skybox hit is Parish 1. Jockeys were heavily buffed. Spitter is useless without teamwork.
All things you'd know if you could afford to, you know, buy the game instead of whining about it while clinging to the original, which requires impressive teamwork like "Everyone stand inside each other and hit Button 2!"
i know a person who have .06 in reaction time. i can't beat him in reaction games. And in CoD MW2, he always reacts way before me and manage to kill me. i have reaction of bout .12 or .13.
herez a strategy: have som special infected claw at u (when ur a boomer) untill u have 1-3 hp left now run into a group on survivers. when they attemt 2 melee u then ull explode all over
@SoulSyster yep Me 2, very easily to understand it was very flawless, tho quick but why is that a harm, If you cant under stand this, I mean then you better get your school money back man :P
realy? i didnt understand a damn word, only that he was talking about something about seconds and sutff XD btw nowadays updated version don't allow to move as a boomer while you are vomiting XD
"Vomiting only lasts for 1.5 seconds, including that 2.7 delay."
This doesn't make sense. If something lasts x duration, which includes in x duration the y duration, then the y duration has to be smaller so to fit in x, not bigger. In the above model you would never get a chance to vomit. You would actually somehow OWE vomit.
He's saying you have 2.7 seconds between pushing the right trigger and vomiting, and the vomiting last for 1.5 seconds. Also to have a teammate melee you from behind cover when you start to vomit to avoid getting pushed away, and the melee will cause damage.
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when i play as the boomer i like to go . gotaa get tht... gota get tht... gota get get gegg th th th tht bom bom bom gota get tht bom bom bom hahahah
at 0:26 you know you could just vomit off the roof and hit them
Hunter54811 4 months ago
Dude slow the fuck down.
BossxXxDude 4 months ago
all i heard was 'wmkmkmdeocrushldmdkemmckbucks'
Venquara 5 months ago
l4d bonner advanced technique is what i saw
zorey96 5 months ago
He recorded this while wearing a snuggie.
I had to watch this twice to hear that at the end. So... yeah.
GuyThatIsFunny 6 months ago
you could be an auctioneer
MrJamison3300 6 months ago
@xDOLPHINTV "Now i know the fundamentals about vomit trajectory, thank you sir." I fkin shit myself like the girl from hall pass. Lol. Eww.
KudoGuru 6 months ago
you can do that because when you vomit you can move
HectorAlejandro122 8 months ago
Did you take an adrenaline shot before filming this video?
MatthewAlfrey 8 months ago 2
..Adderall?
NoobsAreUsh 8 months ago
why is the hunter punching you!
jedderson8 9 months ago
@jedderson8 he needs him to so it moves him
kingsora1998 8 months ago
Thx 4 watching? O.o thx 4 take my Fking time!!
CochoNOFX 9 months ago
was all anybody else could say after the video what the fuck?
butcherkid9000 9 months ago
LOL. Finally I know how people feel when they hear me talking.
Thiel4Games 10 months ago
@Thiel4Games noob
TheMindfork 9 months ago
@TheMindfork get skeeted bitch.
Thiel4Games 9 months ago
interesting tip and use of the game physics
zakor33 10 months ago
Dude, you gotta get outta hear. It can hear you! They're coming, THEY'RE COMING!!! RUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!
aaronkunce94 11 months ago
HUH?
roflgoodgame 11 months ago
WTF YOU TALKING ABOUT? LoL
Captain0Price 1 year ago
Is it just me, or is he talking rather quickly? At first I thought he sped the video up.
I mean, I don't mind, I just was wondering if it's just me.
I like fast talkers though, they get to the point faster, and that holds my attention long enough.
AngelOfDarkness1311 1 year ago
lol someone needs to re-learn the english language
jemokjemok 1 year ago
HE WAS IN A CORNER SUCKING ON HIS THUMB ROCKING BACK AND FORTH BLOODSHOT EYES WHILES RECORDINGETH THE VIDAYYOOOOOOOOO
counterstrikeeee 1 year ago
talk too fast. drink less coffee.
mycallmichael 1 year ago
@mycallmichael sounds like the medic dude from mass effect.
iamstormtrooper 1 year ago
He's talks fast cause he has pills.
paintballforlife100 1 year ago
This guy should rap. I would buy every single one of his albums.
TheBigmackjackable 1 year ago 2
Lol, this is normal.
Olazaika1 1 year ago
nervous much?
pwnagespree 1 year ago
Yeah dude. You talk fast man.
SmartKid157 1 year ago
U should rap :D
4EverPretzelz 1 year ago
are you high? and good vid
wolfsniper001 1 year ago
now i know the fundamentals about vomit trajectory. thank you, sir
xDOLPHINTV 1 year ago
The narrator sounds like a Mass Effect Salarian
HEADSHOTDEALER 1 year ago
''Snuggies are not worth $16'', that's so true. :D
GioSkullbrains 1 year ago
sounds like a anti smokeing add
SuicideFoX 1 year ago
Thats not fast talking lol,
you must be a processing kid thru the age or smthing cuz he sounds exactly like many other ppl i watch lol
unholystrikekid 1 year ago
zoey must be a whore
randomname52 1 year ago
Are you on an island?
Vennificus 1 year ago
well since my computer sucks.....it do 1 fps each words....
BlackmanTheJock 1 year ago
Dude, are you on speed? Too much cofee? You talking is sped up?
terretetetito 1 year ago
dude r u one of those guys from the commercial on the radio, fast as fuck
Cr4zyk1d87 1 year ago
Rocket booming is more usefull but this can be used indoors.
modeadsex123 1 year ago
he talks fast...but that doesnt matter its verry good..i understood everything :D
eklipsebloodless 1 year ago
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TheTYFK 1 year ago
lol no steam login, Trillian sound, and snuggie. Oh and a video about a useful tactic. Nice!
lonegun121 1 year ago
...talk faster, I think I understood a word...
Thanks for the tip! :)
LivingDog94 1 year ago
you were bullied in high school huh?
TechnoWoOt 1 year ago
holy fuck. you talk fast. and yeah snuggies are pretty legit, mine was 2$ so it's even better.
ButcherOrge 1 year ago
You're saying useful stuff, and I liked this video, but I hear "asdalksjdaksjkajsdas uhhh..... alkdjskdjsakjasd uhhhhhhhh.... aosdiaoisdoada uhh....."
ggamer2004 1 year ago
Lol
?????
memo12088 1 year ago
i under stand him like jesus understands god
BlazingCheez 1 year ago
he doesnt talk fast like u guys are saying just a little faster then usual
ripppking 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT ITS THE MICROMACHINES GUY
Spinoraptorrex 1 year ago
This is never useful... Just rocket boom.
CactusBoyErk 1 year ago
@CactusBoyErk Any competent team will wreck a rocket boomer. This is a really important tactic for any kind of high-level play.
BlazingOwnager 1 year ago
@BlazingOwnager My team placed 13th world wide. this is NEVER used competitively. Get over it nub cake
CactusBoyErk 1 year ago
@CactusBoyErk If you were getting results with Rocket Boomers, you must have been fighting some pretty pathetic teams.
BlazingOwnager 1 year ago
@CactusBoyErk LOL, CactucsBoyErk doesn't even have L4D2 when I checked his Steam profile. That means he ONLY has L4D1. It explains a ton as to why using old, easily stomped tactics still works, he's playing with the tiny bit of the player base that didn't migrate.
I mean seriously, they don't even have Chargers and Spitters so the entire game is still "stand on top of each other and spam melee at every sign of danger!"
Wow, just... well, this made me laugh at least!
BlazingOwnager 1 year ago
@BlazingOwnager I own l4d2... You didnt check shit. I just dont play l4d2 because it is an all around worse game. The maps are not as good. The only decent one is dark carnival. Most of the roofs have ledges to stop rocket booming. The sky boxes on several parts of maps are lower than hunters arcs reach. High pouncing damage was reduced. Jockies are near useless in. The charger and spitter are over powered, especially when combined. Versus is unbalanced and teamwork for infected isnt needed.
CactusBoyErk 1 year ago
@CactusBoyErk You obviously haven't played 2 for more than an hour or two if you think those things haven't changed. The only place Hunters get skybox hit is Parish 1. Jockeys were heavily buffed. Spitter is useless without teamwork.
All things you'd know if you could afford to, you know, buy the game instead of whining about it while clinging to the original, which requires impressive teamwork like "Everyone stand inside each other and hit Button 2!"
BlazingOwnager 1 year ago
lol wen i talk to my mom really fast shes like shut up blah blah blah and flips out... uggg moms these days -_-... lol XD
JoshuaRamirez11 1 year ago
he talks normally, change the subject already.
PikolUploader 1 year ago
DAMN MAN R U RAPPING!!!
thedemonslicer 1 year ago
you got beat up at school alot dident you.....
godofyourmam 1 year ago
Hahah fucking beast.
WaRSPiRiTUK 1 year ago
good trick talked fast but i can understand easy sound like me wen i had too much energy drinks XD
NobodyXroxas 1 year ago
I understood u but you still talk a little bit to fast for mke to listen comfortabley
the007russ 1 year ago
Gj man, nice vid there man :)
Jespertheshort1 1 year ago
dude...slow down no one likes crack
guitarboy2015 1 year ago
nerd?
milespower169 1 year ago
ITS THE MICRO MACHINES GUY
becongeneral 1 year ago
aofoshf ksdjfosffo oasifjojefoeha assay they are. Uh sfasofheufhewugtweg crush on him, asjfaefefwefwg weg then. Uh asdfasdasdarwerwerwrasdfarefdefseffr Uh yeahsothatsprettymuchit. thanksforwatchin
you wanna stop sniffing coke before u do a movie?
Merrick0001 1 year ago
Whoa! Keep off the caffiene! You speak like a F1 car!
yoshinibble123 1 year ago
i only underrstood that he said "thanks for watching"
rascrichard 1 year ago
you talk so fast you almost sound like a chipmunk
plushieboy1234 1 year ago
did he say snuggie
wutupz 1 year ago 3
you talk 2 fast you talk to fast you talk to fast slow down
shadowdemons117 1 year ago
lol u talk super fast but this is deffently something i wanna try to do in the future when i play!!
Nikkiroxursox123 1 year ago
Jesus Christ you talk fast.
And how are you able to see boomer's feet when you look down?
And how did you do this anyway???
EchoplexTheUltimatum 1 year ago
he can see his feet because his on pc and this is probally patched now
fuboy7 1 year ago
well, i think it only work on pc :( ill just keep vomit from the top of a building :)
yoshi1325 1 year ago
Dude take less xtc and explain it again...
thetute59 1 year ago 2
You have a promising career as a fine print reader duing commercials ahead of you.
Mysterbyg 1 year ago 7
@Mysterbyg You win. Ten points.
evanfmitchell 1 year ago 4
this is cool to know man, but using this just seems a bit stupid.
darkmagicforce 1 year ago
DING DONG the door bell go ****ing get it
xxspartanxx0 1 year ago
LOL you sound like a auctioneer at an antic show XD
solidfreak123 1 year ago 3
Zoey must feel sick
megaman7812 2 years ago 11
Fucking fast man.
thetute59 2 years ago 4
wat did he say ???
Alphafonny 2 years ago
I can actually hear what he's saying. Anybody who doesn't needs ear surgery. Awesome tips man!
ZonixZ59706090 2 years ago
I cant understand a word your fucking saying, i just read the description instead..
steveharley0345 2 years ago
DUDE
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
someguyhunter 2 years ago 29
@someguyhunter mfb hdi hsuicj ujlx,gytz f uyk ffxjh ugh ils,kdxi gh7iph uirl tb 87y uikb yuif ghbx :D thats wut he soun nd s like to me :D
CoolChiz101 11 months ago
I like fast talkers.
They've got so many ideas, yet then can share so little...
BECAUSE THEY TALK SO MUCH!
Also, this technique won't work every time...
CptPakundo 2 years ago 23
Fast-talking Boomer ftw :D
alexthepure 2 years ago 6
jeje lol,You talk fast.but still cool team trick.thanx
iluvcireal 2 years ago
Mmmhmm. Mmm. Mmmhmm.
I have no idea what the fuck he just said.
Corey897 2 years ago 8
while wearing a snuggie wtf? kill urself
lewisbravo 2 years ago
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Here's an easy way to get vomit on surivior(s):
1. Walk on ledge
2. Survivor(s) go under ledge
3. Jump off ledge
4. KA-BOOOOOOM!!!
descenderofterresia 2 years ago
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gay voice... learn to speak concisely micro machine man.
TriasTheBetrayer 2 years ago
Quit being negative. Im sure your voice sounds like a rusty gate.
DeathbyDusk 2 years ago
@TriasTheBetrayer
As much of an asshole comment as this is..
Its fucking hilarious xD
steveharley0345 2 years ago
you talk fast :3
Joker1234123 2 years ago 4
i know a person who have .06 in reaction time. i can't beat him in reaction games. And in CoD MW2, he always reacts way before me and manage to kill me. i have reaction of bout .12 or .13.
krillanpe 2 years ago
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u have a cute voice epically when you talk fast and explain the game i actually have some L4DEAD2 Questions for you before i buy it.
furrycanineboi 2 years ago
most people have a reaction time of .10-.15 seconds .10 is really fast :o i have a .11
mailboy1391 2 years ago
IMMA FIRIN MAH VOMMIT!!! BOAAAARGGHHH!!! o.O"
Solar000Knigth 2 years ago 4
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Booaa! Boooooa! how do u vomit when u moving?
CoolGizmo335 2 years ago
That's the point of the hunter "HITTING" YOU! Duh!!
Lantor51 2 years ago
herez a strategy: have som special infected claw at u (when ur a boomer) untill u have 1-3 hp left now run into a group on survivers. when they attemt 2 melee u then ull explode all over
anarki1211 2 years ago
lol, why is everyone complaining about how fast he talks? I understood every word easily
SoulSyster 2 years ago 82
@SoulSyster yep Me 2, very easily to understand it was very flawless, tho quick but why is that a harm, If you cant under stand this, I mean then you better get your school money back man :P
Jespertheshort1 1 year ago
@SoulSyster same
JaredsAWinner 1 year ago
@SoulSyster well we dont ur the fast talker too?
omg
MsKevin400 1 year ago
realy? i didnt understand a damn word, only that he was talking about something about seconds and sutff XD btw nowadays updated version don't allow to move as a boomer while you are vomiting XD
skateman91 1 year ago
it's .27 seconds delay
ghytfvbg 2 years ago 6
"Vomiting only lasts for 1.5 seconds, including that 2.7 delay."
This doesn't make sense. If something lasts x duration, which includes in x duration the y duration, then the y duration has to be smaller so to fit in x, not bigger. In the above model you would never get a chance to vomit. You would actually somehow OWE vomit.
lordofyourmind 2 years ago 6
He said .27 second delay, not 2.7
SoulSyster 2 years ago 5
no he said 2.7 the second time
TheRealUbermunch 2 years ago
i think he meant "point two seven second delay"
(.27 not 2.7)
andrew8185 2 years ago 6
ya he did i think
PivotMasterD2 2 years ago
holy shit u talk so fkin fast dude
Brosiedon12 2 years ago 94
Repeating, of course...
unnamednewbie13 2 years ago 2
He talks so friggin fast, I really dont understand a thing... Only thing i heard was a lot of second...
simoniem 2 years ago
"You all suck!"
-Spy
P.S. Actually watch the video before you ask questions Zanoskar.
ChocolateLive 2 years ago
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next video pls speak backward it would be funny too ^^ or a little bit faster.....then it sounds like micky mouse ^^
Xerr0s 2 years ago
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u sound like a nerd that's explaining how to do a really hard math problem.
Keirosuke 2 years ago
lol
Brosiedon12 2 years ago
wha... O_o i bearly understand anything
zanoskar 2 years ago
thx man
this is gonna help
PREDATORCroatia 2 years ago
one question, for pc we can do this?
ELMITLON 2 years ago
can you get steam for mac?
republicangamblers16 2 years ago
Coffee drinking, snuggie endorsing, L4D player...now I've heard everything.
bpandyjensen 2 years ago 2
slow down dude you speak WAY WAY WAY!!! to fast
LTChaosLT 2 years ago 6
he does't talk so fast i can both hear and understand him perfectly and that is an awesome bommer technique
cradel0of0fear 2 years ago 2
Lay off the high ass caffeine coffe with 6 hour power shots.
what8889 2 years ago 2
just talk a little faster plz then we can never hear u :P
rob1n3tt 2 years ago
SLOW DOWN
budbudding123456789 2 years ago
how did you make boomer infinite puking>
looneyboonny96 2 years ago
what the fuckign hell? lololololoollolololol
Sasukethehedgehog 2 years ago
wholy shit dude slow down lol
tajio101 2 years ago
stop fuckin talking so fast sounds like u got high
th3skatekid 2 years ago 5
Good tip...thanks!
Blazur 2 years ago
you won trophie for fast talking in l4d youtube amazing but wierd:D
mirmoth99 2 years ago
CAN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU
emohater123 2 years ago
w00t fast talking!!!
mmm123tttw 2 years ago
talk faster
teh5hot 2 years ago 4
talks almost as fast as i do
hiii1337 2 years ago
yeah but there is one problem... at the latest patch, you can't move and spit at the same time...
reppis100 2 years ago
damn... you talk really fast =/
HotCheeseSticks 2 years ago 2
can you clawiboomers towards survivors while they're stumbling back? just a thought :P
Max4T3hW1n 2 years ago
Just about caught the narration. :D Nice tip, thanks.
vaderranger 2 years ago
o.o i didnt noe tat ty XD
frontlined97 2 years ago
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What the fuck? Slow the fuck down cunt, I didnt get any of that.
Rosebud12345678 2 years ago
I agree with this, slow down talking
narutoidontknow 2 years ago
i own a snuggie rofl
Zure467 2 years ago
u talk really fast lol
Edd692 2 years ago
awesome
Apothis 2 years ago
talk faster nerd
AmazingSteve715 2 years ago
Fuck you!
CoolGizmo335 2 years ago
if you ask me,CoolGizmo is the dumbfuck.
and so is autistikzombie
torifreak50 2 years ago
how can you move when you are vomiting....?
Zuto08 2 years ago
did you watch or listen? hunter attacked the boomer and he moved automaticly. TEAMWORK
TRASE666 2 years ago 4
WTF i didnt delite my comment o_O!!!
CoolGizmo335 2 years ago
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....this guy is a huge nerd lol..
autistikzombie 2 years ago
Thanks man =) you rule
BuenoGangreNO 2 years ago
you talk fast
Youngdumb11 2 years ago 9
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mmm shitty! your video sucks and i cant even understand wtf are u sayng! stop making videos u dumbfuck
CoolGizmo335 2 years ago
Not his fault you're deaf.
NikPennell 2 years ago
lol
CAMAXXY 2 years ago
mmm nice! i didnt know that huntger boomer move!
ELMITLON 2 years ago
dude you were wearing a snuggie? Well woop dee doo arent you posh and High today?
JaceLikeCrazy 2 years ago
Is there really something wrong with him adding a random comment? He said it wasn't worth $15.
NikPennell 2 years ago
idk wat yah just said but was it about uhhhhh boomers losing health when they vomit? oh can yah say that again a little bit slower plz
timeisnow1100 2 years ago
He's saying you have 2.7 seconds between pushing the right trigger and vomiting, and the vomiting last for 1.5 seconds. Also to have a teammate melee you from behind cover when you start to vomit to avoid getting pushed away, and the melee will cause damage.
ASCEND2ETERNITY 2 years ago
You have under-estimated the use of the D key...
MageOfLink 2 years ago
this guy needs more pills
someguyhunter 2 years ago 5
HAHAAHHAHAHAH
ELMITLON 2 years ago
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when i play as the boomer i like to go . gotaa get tht... gota get tht... gota get get gegg th th th tht bom bom bom gota get tht bom bom bom hahahah
brandonl1913 2 years ago