Danica Patrick at Letterman Show 2008

[rexgrossman06]

I wanna blast a load off her tonsils.

[BiggerThinking1]

I knew it - she's a rich girl - just like all the rich boys in motorsport - its the most BS sport - 99% of the most talented kart driver s cant g on with it due to lack of money - hence you end up with mediocre talents in the top leagues - as there is almost zero correlation whatsoever between talent and family wealth - maybe 1% of the rich kids who make it to the top (eg Ayrton Senna) actually deserve to be there on merit. 99% are wankers!

[whb1965]

i want to make love to her...

[imallpissedoff]

They took the wheels of her chair so she wouldn't crash it.

[bobrec3GTI]

seeellluuuttt

[Colddeed]

I want Danica to sit on my face.

[alexQw33]

Letterman looks like a giant next to Danica, LOL

[PhilipTheBigOne]

@alexQw33: You do know that Letterman was Danica's owner for 2 years!!!

[alexQw33]

@PhilipTheBigOne Yes... still Danica look tiny compared to Letterman. Like Hermione and Hagrid :-P

[StrattonLOLfail]

i don't know what the hell tosh was talking about

oh and 0:20

[Unzotagain]

Letterman used to be more funny. The roses were very nine.

[retroguy1976]

I would have her naked in my bed =)

[TheCusterCat]

i just wanna fuck her and cum on her great feet

[dustin69798]

@TheCusterCat Thank you for sharing.

[shitmypants119]

@TheCusterCat Show some respect man, yeah thats all fine and dandy, but leave those comments to yourself please.

[ecouriercouk]

She's alright, I wouldn't employ a chicklett to drive my car. She is good for what she does, but she wouldn't survive a minute in 'proper F1' racing though.

[kcolpaer]

Love that long hair, but don't you detect a coolness by Dave toward Danica, since she left the Rahal/Letterman racing team?

[PhilipTheBigOne]

3:35: Relax, Danica, he just said it! Calm down!!!

I am a fan of her. 2010 was tough, but two 2nd place finishes were not bad. Hope 2011 will be better, I SOOO hope for the 2nd win! Maybe it could come in Texas or something, she was 2nd in June.

[ecouriercouk]

@PhilipTheBigOne She is programmed to have lightning quick reactions and to respond to anything BEFORE it happens. She can't calm down, Go figure.

[PhilipTheBigOne]

@ecouriercouk: You know, in this F1 she'd survive... Maybe not when Schumi, Hakkinen, Coulthard, Raikkonen, Montoya and the others were around... Her problem is that, in European language, she's only 46 KILOS (100 pounds)!!! So she'd need a heavy car to keep within regulations, so she'd have no success...

Yeah, go figure...

[roxann9999]

Danica so tiny and pretty.

[oDTheTruth]

9:18 - Funny question by Letterman...

9:23 - ROFLMAO CLASSIC ANSWER

I'd like to confirm the other spot that was insinuated.

[mayituck]

Do I need to explain why brunettes look much better than blondes ?

[howiedo85]

She kinda sounds like Sarah Silverman...is she Jewish?

[dacreepa2]

i fucked her, but she was a little on the stinky side, but still ok

[Mikevdog]

Beautiful woman

[mafia1953]

she has nice every thing

[HollywoodSheen]

sooo awkward at 9:27

[F1R3dL1ghts]

she should start in F1. this would bring her worldwide famous. in europe she isn't very known

[simoncase]

@F1R3dL1ghts she wouldn't cut in f1.

[jraybay]

@F1R3dL1ghts Haha yea but its not that easy.

[BiggerThinking1]

@F1R3dL1ghts ROFL - you cant keep a job in F1 when u are 5 seconds a lap off your team-mate - as she would be.

[RockDoctorLV]

Let's hope she doesn't end up like Bill Vukovich or Swede Savage.

[JBOMB1414]

SLUT

[joelwoodford]

I would rather F*uck a dead smelly bloated fish.......better in bed and a helluva lot smarter!!!

[GeeMann666]

Joel apparently you have a lot of experience f*ing a dead smelly bloated fish because you can't get an actual woman. Danica is a babe.

[joelwoodford]

oh my bad...I was confusing your wife for the dead fish....besides...I said nothing about her looks.....no matter....I bet stud like you can bag any woman he wants....as long as she doesn't run fast enough or you can keep her from screaming to loud in protest.

[lockednloaded63]

she forgot to put on her boobies

[randomreview1]

danica rocks!!! some of you guys are just haters!! she is like the coolest girls out there.

[smitty98418]

How do you guys think she's hot? Really? Not only is she a bitch, but she is bow legged.

[DarkMachine]

Wow....If other women are hot then Danica is on FIRE!!. She is gorgeous.....I would probably be intimidated:-)

[chefawkes]

way wittier than i thought.

[ferrariman1988]

She's a darling. I love her. She's everything a man could want. She's sexy, she loves driving fast. She's everything I could want in a girl. I love girls that love cars. Women that race are sexy.

[StephanieMcMahon74]

You are right mate!I love this GODDESS!

[matrixmario]

she's pretty, she drives a race car, she wins an indy. DAMN, that's so perfect!

[roby70juve]

ma va affa' li chinotte

piezz e suka minkia

si bbune solo pe chilleee

fanguuu

[caleb399]

Shes got a great body with phenomenal legs BUT has such a damn, dry personality on interviews.....

[MrShagnasty18]

UUUUGGGGHHHHHH her personality is as dry as her driving.........

[slowrider81]

put this gorgeous lady in a f1-car i want to see that

[StephanieMcMahon74]

Danica is beautiful!

[biomansoil]

dave knows so much about danica cause he owns the motorsport she drives for. so in essence dave owns danica, what are the benefits of that?

[1234567jelly]

my my my if you listen to danica's last comment she mentioned how perhaps her sweet little box is neat and trimmed or shaved clean... i would eat her if she sported a full winter bush and hairy legs. i love her

[1234567jelly]

i would kill to spend the night with her, she is super hot and i love her sweet little pooper. go fight win Danica

[StephanieMcMahon74]

I love HER!

[MrTonyozzie]

Totally agree. That's what's making AGR a mid-field team at the moment.

Daddy won't drop Marco though will he.

I Really think Danica will be right up there in a red car though, I mean, she's doing an amazing job with the tools she's got.

[MrTonyozzie]

She's full of confidence and gorgeous as always. SIGN HER TCG and then we'll see her win.

[AmerkFlack]

AGR should drop Marco and Hedeki - 4 cars is too much!

[PrettiVegas]

Every woman I know named "Danica" is beautiful.

[lwftdog]

to whom it may matter i am not 12 but a ripe old 42 as far as family tree traced back 2000 years?it only had one branch ha ha cocksucker turkeys havent changed much have they.?.....in 2000 years.i would still drink her bath water hockpoo777

[lwftdog]

well yall can talk racecars I would so drink her bath water

[adampope64]

hahahah, god mem are pigs eh? my self included

[fmxguymonte90]

lets make one thing clear danica patrick should never go to nascar

[wiseguyknowsit]

It is so stupid and ignorant that a lot of men think women cannot handle driving this type of races. Women can do anything especially drive a car. As long as they put their minds on to it anyone can play any sport. Just because men are more physically stronger does not mean women can do it. And trust me this is a man talking

Maybe I can understand if people become sexist towards a woman trying to play football, but car racing? It's just racing anyone can do it.

[tommetallicarock]

no, if she went to f1 (which people often suggest) she would fail due to the high g-forces. most women would fail there as their neck muscles are not developed enough to withstand 6g's for 90 mins. oval racing fitness is pathetic compared to f1

[nady22]

she really isn't supposed to be funny here. she's a race car driver, not a comedian

[szewei85]

lolz! she is a racing driver not an actress entertainer. so this ain't no big deal if she plan 2 be boring in the E biz.

[snookion899]

You think she's boring... look at jaquim phoenix, or however you spell his name. I think she did fine.

[hockpooh777]

toyotas2006 you're a pussy. Why don't you drive 240 MPH fighting to win a race with hard core men drivers and then talk about boring. You have no idea what racing is about. This is one fine woman. She's not a singer, movie star, or stand up comedian. I've built race cars and drove them. My great uncle won the 1924 Indy 500. Race car drivers are serious people. Trust me, most people would shit their pants if they found themselves in a real race. Race car drivers are not rock stars on stage. idiot

[billy122211]

i bet you didnt even know your great uncle so dont take credit for his achievments.

i think my uncles best friends cousins mothers fathers best freind won a local go kart race in brisbane.

[hockpooh777]

Not another smart ass punk 12 year old. I have my family tree and it goes back over 2000 years. You on the other hand have no idea who your parents are, so you are lashing out at me in anger. What point were you you trying to make punk. Why did you even feel you had to make such a childish comment. Go play with your noodle and bug nuts instead of trying to communicate with adults.

[toyotas2006]

Beautiful woman, but man is she boring!

Dave was even trying to help her, because he knows how boring she is!

What do people say to you when they see you?

Great place for a funny anecdote

She must have met someone, somewhere, sometime, that was weird, or funny or interesting

But she put a halt to any ideas of that

You'd think she worked in a lighttower or something!

God damn!

[tickledpink45]

agreed.

[StephanieMcMahon74]

Every man should kneel down and worship Danica's feet!I love my Mistress!

[StephanieMcMahon74]

She has beautiful eyes and stunning body!

[191086tripleh]

2:36-2:40!I would fuck HER!What a GODDESS!

[191086tripleh]

Danica is my GODDESS!I love HER voice,HER body,HER attitude and HER SUBLIME feet!I would sniff them all day long!I would sniff inside of HER hypnotic shoes!

[fumetti]

she has nice legs

[sarapoperszky]

@fumetti your legs are pretty too

[raksurash]

bboooorrring