A Complaint to Mario Bros. Plumbing

[TheLuckynumber27]

Luigi is an engineer I think

[stan5582]

wait... ceiling made of bricks?... seems legit....

[nintendopet114]

So how many jobs does Mario have? Plumber, doctor, construction worker, dude gets more paychecks than (insert clever name here because I'm tired and can't think right now).

[ANFTAMMI4EVER]

@nintendopet114 - Luigi? I don't see Luigi having as many jobs :/ Everyone loves the fat guys..

[EmoTeddyIsHere]

To the guy below me:

YOU'RE A LIE

To the people reading:

IT'S A LIE

[theblackendone]

definitly a good laugh :D

[YouHaveNeverHerdOfMe]

Paperboys! The drag Norway into here! :D

[Hellhound44]

haha one of the best vids !! :D itsaaa meeee itsaaa meeeee !

[cocacraesh]

Good bye, childhood.

[SuperEvulDevil]

that was funny shit

[SinisterDirector]

Would have been so awesome at the end if he had said "Thank you, sincerely, Bowser, king of koopas" then looked up at the camera and did the famous bowser laugh xD

[dave16108]

they just ruined my childhood...

[KitaxNekoSama57]

IM FREAKIN OUT MAN!

[AsiansFirst]

wat

[guyq101]

He looks like Timothy Dalton....

[NoMorePopMusic]

luigi was played by pat

don't be like pat cassels

[suckatstarcraft]

ITSA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[MasterEliteSamChief]

And why was this blocked on youtube for those under the age of 18?

[PucktheFolice1]

@MasterEliteSamChief drug references !

[sladikk]

The Mario Bros only plumb in one game, the original Mario Bros. I don't know why they still call themselves plumbers.

[BLXXCH]

@sladikk pipes... everywhere...

[sladikk]

@BLXXCH It doesn't matter if you see a million pipes; going through them doesn't make you a plumber.

[Evilmzz]

itsa meee ITS A MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[markuks]

Is that Jeremy Wade from River Monsters?

[Muskett93]

kid off davivd guetta titanium? 0:27

[LukeMM95]

This was both funny and kind of scary :P

[Alexdragonfeather]

This Ruined my Childhood :(

[ZixacunX]

thats obama's voice LOL

[missinherlove]

i flipped when he threw that fuckin turtle

[deathhandsservant]

mushrooms are good o.o

[ASDFGamma]

I am getting the Old Spice commercial on every other video I watch.

[1234chair5432]

best

[reka10]

oh pat you so silly.

[askclassicsonic]

I never new Mario was drunk.

[MonkeyJokerz]

@askclassicsonic he got high with mushrooms get your facts right

[SOTWBAND]

is mario epiclloyd?

[2dtrack]

PAPERBOY!!!!!!!!!! best game ever. you have a new subscriber

[IrepJnigga]

kmfl....funny shit!

[LoveThemMusic]

that was awesome.

[fancy]

That was awesome.

[LostMySauce]

It's funny how every item in the Mario games were pretty much in that kids room haha

[MyNameIsVeryOriginal]

That's basically my town's used car salesman.

[aguy70]

i ah, i didn't get the paper route, what game/ thing is that

[kylunflac]

@aguy70 paperboy from nintendo i think

[cedbanani]

Awesome! I cracked up at the tortoise part.

[hithienbang]

ITS A MEEEEEE

[Ozitiho]

Thumbs up if you thought the entire video was meh, but the ending was hilarious ;D

[camerabox1]

dont be like pat castle

[MineMurphydog]

...Um... Yeah a stern warning is just the thing for this behavior.

[NintendoNerd8]

they need to brush their teeth

[MrModnar72198]

is that Ian's future self?!!?!?!

[blackflagskate]

lol at the PAPERBOY reference at the end

[MrJohnnyboy10111]

luigi's voice when he tried to punch the ceiling

[Sly88Frye]

Just classic!

[Timshel898]

You shouldve had him eat a carrot then try to fly

[llllJDOGllll]

marios sleeves move back and forth. watch when they break into the kids room

[ruqlHD]

I have a dig bick. Thumbs up if you read that wrong!

[1234chair5432]

lol

[hithienbang]

IMA FREAKING OUTA MAN!

[parisraccon]

whats the mario reference with the grass, then he jumps out the window

[Nintendude244]

@parisraccon Super leaf

[WeWereTheStorm]

@parisraccon The leaf item allows Mario to fly,

[BFKZ]

I didnt understand the end :(

[xtremeboy91]

@BFKZ it's paperboy joke, another NES game

[Djirod123]

Ewwwwww why are dere teeth so fukkinq dirty?

[qwit1234]

Really funny

[Bartholomule01]

This is one og the best COllege Humor videos.

[CrimzinWulf]

saul goodman ad ftw

[frigginchocolate2]

dont be like Pat cassels, dont like freak out man

[2OGLOC2]

i dont get the ending

[eexot]

Or at least a stern warning,,,,

[futureguy10]

MY COMMENT IS LIKE FREAKING OUT MAN!

[zakashin]

Wait isn't Jordan supposed to be covering for Jake?!?!

[jdreic]

It's 6:03 am, just a few more videos.

[GDYTTV]

weegee

[GanjaBrowniez]

smosh could do this.

[landofconfusionfan]

I bet a good half of the people who watched this didn't get what the last scene refers to... man I loved that game.

[Robin360]

@landofconfusionfan I figured they were referencing Paper Boy but I've only played Paper Boy 2 for the SNES.. for shame... for shame...

[mastrgamr1]

i don't get the paper route joke

[newgoblin1000venom]

@mastrgamr1 its a game for the nes called paper boy its basicly your trying to deliver news papers and all this shit is hapening

[524coconut]

i used to play super mario but then i took an arrow to the knee

[KeepItxGreen420]

freaked me the fuck out man

[TheVerandaguy]

Yeah, this is pretty much an accurate account of the Mario games...

[Tijenater]

Great, another childhood icon ruined by college humor. Well, at least it was funny.

[wiseanchovy]

my childhood... my childhood is gone

[sloonzz1012]

lol did you notice, he also forgot luigi's name.. luigi is always forgotten. xD

[newxid22]

Sounds like my old job

[WolfN931]

I would've shot em dead

[Schmidteren]

I didnt do nothing...

So I did something...

But not the crime!

[jape7]

i want to see a full paper boy video

[xINVISIGOTHx]

what does the tornado at the end with all the people mean?

[AJYourMad92]

seen this vid a million times over a couple years and never got what was up with the end.

[BO3000B]

@AJYourMad92 It's paperboy

[SDloco100]

@AJYourMad92 it is from another old video game called paperboy

[AJYourMad92]

@SDloco100 word up



[RU1NxADDiCTiONZ]

@AJYourMad92 I think it's referring to an old video game called paper boy or something i used to have it.

[joelynnxdilla]

Who writes letters anymore.

[YellingDingo22]

@joelynnxdilla Me.

[hertzman5YT]

The funny thing is, this is the mario games series in a nutshell. xD

[mancunianhardcore]

@hertzman5YT that's the entire point

[jazzbuckeye]

@hertzman5YT

I have figured out your secret identity, hertzman5YT! ...or should I say, Captain Obvious?!

[hertzman5YT]

@jazzbuckeye Hmmm. Maybe it's iKyler. OOOOOOOOH. Not all people are Mario players.

[vampiracy]

@hertzman5YT

Are you sure? I don't think that's quite the joke they were going for...

[KillerLatin30]

ITSA MEEEEHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YK976076]

Maybe mario thought those leaves were Raccoon Leaves

[nmitchell427]

uggggggggggh Should've called the cops.

[kg4yuv]

...who said he was quote "close to getting an extra life".

[mycolddeadeyes]

@kg4yuv I think it was Luigi.

[ellagrace810]

this is terrifying

[ellagrace810]

this is terrifying

[ellagrace810]

this is terrifying

[fargeeks]

That was just dumb!

[fatanuey]

I have that same plush turtle!!!!!!

[driftingwolf0]

@thecalcium9 *throws bow and arrows into the fire* Wasnt me XD

[RichMrRichie]

its a meeeeeeeeee...lol

[Wertologist]

@RichMrRichie Sir, I gave you thumb number 100

[RichMrRichie]

This was messed up insane..loved it..lol

[TDIBattler]

Wow, a 7 minute ad? YouTube better be glad there's a skip button there, or shit was gonna happen.

[MrWiskytangofoxtrot]

press 1 for intro

press 2 for Austin Powers

press 3 for Mario jerking off

press 4 for high Luigi

press 5 for Luigi going postal

press 6 for Mario eating flowers

press 7 for flying turtle

press 8 for flying Mario

press 9 for Klu Klux Klan

[sallythecamel]

and there´s the reason why the things that happens in the mushroom world stay in mushroom world.

[realnameunknown2011]

LOL

[noodlejac]

Luigi is pat lol

[ZPMan10197]

i dont get the ending

[waffles2theworld]

@jarramteens the mailman will take it when he comes the next day

[dickbuttttx4]

"Sir a message from batman!"

[IvanIsAwesome1]

I think there's been a mix-up here.

These mushrooms I bought made me twice my size.

Where's the bag with my psychotropic mushrooms?

[robomaniac2000]

Poor tortoise.

[onlinetag]

great

[SuperEz93]

Patrick as Luigi!! <3

[profskitty]

what was he holding when he jumped? could'nt get good view

[TheAbnormaleGamer]

@profskitty a leaf 

[profskitty]

@TheAbnormaleGamer ahhh, makes sense

[juan98374893]

was kinda hoping mario would turn into a double sized one in the end..

[prinny081]

dan should've played mario

[DarksideCookiez]

The advertisement was "go ahead and laugh. Our experts can help you remain bladder control." O.o

[epicpwner0]

I just realized I have a 10 page term paper due in 2 days. I shouldn't be doing this.

[dragonsder]

Mario needs to brush his teeth

[shadowmix15]

me- okay 1 more video of collegehumor

*1 hour later*

me-ok ok just 1 more for real

*2 hours later*

me-oh crap! i've got a test tomorrow but maybe just one more before i study

*wake up the next morning*

me-OH SH*T! i forgot to change my clothes before bed.

[shongrocks1622]

@shadowmix15 goddamn collegehumor!

nah.. screw the test...xD

[tubular829]

@shadowmix15 dude... SPOT ON.

[Shadowfang3000]

@shadowmix15 Okay SF3K, you've got limited internet, and if you go over it you'll have no money to pay... FRIKKIN COLLEGEHUMOUR

[frasierfraish]

Little did the man know that they needed these powerups inorder to solve his plumbing problem...

[DeanGoulding]

This is bull... those aren't prize-winning orchids at all.

[jacobwaffles]

Silly Luigi, this isn't minecraft...

[CrazyWeston2001]

i thought mario didnt take fall damage....

[xLuckyxShadowx25]

@CrazyWeston2001 he fell bellow the map

[christrigg1]

@CrazyWeston2001 he does in super mario 64

[GeorgedIDK]

@CrazyWeston2001

He does in Mario 64.

[RyouuichiKun15]

Yo Mario, i'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but Sonic is the best video game character of all time!....the best video game character of all time!

[christrigg1]

@RyouuichiKun15 yo RyouuichiKun15, i'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but Link is the TRUE best video game character of all time!....the TRUE best video game character of all time!

[RyouuichiKun15]

@christrigg1

nope.avi

[christrigg1]

@RyouuichiKun15 i just felt like Kanye West-ing you for Kanye West-ing mario. i really like all 3 :)

[RyouuichiKun15]

@christrigg1

i really wanted to [Pop Culture Reference]

i like Jack From Bioshock and Becket from F.EA.R.2

[christrigg1]

@RyouuichiKun15 i gotta say out of every video game my ffavorite character is either chris redfield from resident evil or leon kennedy from resident evil. theyre both badasses. leon looks like me and chris has my name. :P

[r3dz0mb1e]

FUCKIN PAPERBOY -_____-

[TheBANDEMIC]

lol is luigi pat??

[jorgborb]

No Yoshi reference? shame on you

[JapanYoshiTheGamer]

Was that a model turtle?

[PokemonBlackXD]

@JapanYoshiTheGamer yes im sure it was

[G4FProduction]

HAHAHAH

[LittleMarin]

The tornado has me confused....O_o

[MasterGarchomp1]

@LittleMarin warp witsle from mario 3

[PeanutTechno]

LMAO!

[theburningbrosonrs]

worst neighborhood evr lol

[hotasfire1011]

0:45 Luigi orgasims....

[saturnrings123]

@hotasfire1011 dude, its "orgasms". sorry to be a grammar nazi but at least get your sex words right

[24Penguin24]

At the very least, a stern warning...