Cocky & Funny Pickup Lines: Beach Bikini Babe

[Georgiadogs4life]

R.I.P Chackie Jan....

[DaRealDannyD]

@Georgiadogs4life ROFL

[adr58]

- Retarded ''you didnt pick them up'' Comment #17891 -

[MacDragard]

I think them knowing they're being filmed helped.

[TheSingerDemon]

It's undeniable that he only made them laugh. But if he hadn't of made that gun joke then he could have started talking to them and THEN pick them up. YES it's cheesy. YES they might make fun of you for being so confident. But that line WORKED! A little smooth talking and some more cocky jokes and he could have taken them out easy

[aerhearts]

He only made the girls laugh. He didn't pick them up...

[perezed1333]

Haha u didnt pick no girls up they just laghed

[tortdiggla]

you didn't really pick them up.. I gotta give it to you though you made them laugh.. but why didn't you change your pants after coming home from Afghanistan?

[Murcielago247]

ur asian it aint fair -.- what about me?

[DaRealDannyD]

@Murcielago247 The Rock says, "IT DOES'NT EVEN MATTER!!!!!!!"

[16coonedan]

the second I saw the asian guy at the beginning I paused the video wrote this comment and left...

[DaRealDannyD]

@16coonedan Brother from a different mother, Why must you judge me based on how I look and hate me. You wrote a very hurtful comment that sears my heart deeply and I can only pray that rather than weakening and scarring my heart, it only forges it in the heat of your hate that it becomes stronger. God bless you. Peace.

[16coonedan]

@DaRealDannyD hahahhahaha ok im gonna watch the video now

[cronzzzzz]

Hi, this is Kate Middleton!!!

[MsJamesbond222]

he actually couldve pulled it off. the girls were laughing, if he continued being funny and smooth in a weird way, who knows??

[smarteffort]

hey look it's jackie chan on crack

[dlhsax]

this is hilarious!

[aquariusNA]

OMG its Jackie Chan...

[fingerme100]

@aquariusNA Real original. Neanderthal.

[DaRealDannyD]

@fingerme100 :(



[DelishyFishie]

U Jackie Chan?

[theophilis]

thats fkn hilarious, i sprayed my milk.....

[skooterseven]

Holy shit i gotta try that thats like the most cocky pick up line ever and i think it worked

[triggiu]

even if not usefull for pickup them i think anyway is fuckin hilariuos! nice

[hardToSignUpHere]

i tend to do the same stuff, because i dont want to break my dignity and comfort level, at the same time lucking self-esteem a little bit.

[saintsfolife]

@smoku46 and that's exactly why you're most likely not getting laid, you don't talk to a girl expecting to get laid, you do it for fun and that's what can come out of it, yes he did get a little over excited but it was a JOKE for YOUTUBE, he doesn't give a shit what stupid fucks like you think

[johsy]

haha that girl is hott!

[ricardetti]

hahaha. Good training.

[aldezmail]

brave soul

[BasketballAddict24]

u not suppose to laugh bro, ur not suppose to give it away.. that was good tho!

[animalisticrush]

lmao! dude you made her laugh, but then what?

[smoku46]

You know why this is weak ? Because this guy just says that line for a showoff instead of getting those girls. He just throws the line and dances like a monkey to the camera like if hes some kind of a winner. This guy isnt getting laid not in a slighest, everyone can say some line they`ve read on the internet.

[DaRealDannyD]

@smoku46 Lol why so serious?

[smoku46]

@DaRealDannyD because womens laughter or attention is not a prize ! Relationships are based like the name says -relation- not a sport or a contest

[Trioxalat]

@DaRealDannyD ...son!

[StrongIslandKid]

@smoku46 Shut the Fuck Up LoL

[Footzbeulchris]

@smoku46 He's not even BOTHERING to pick them up but having fun girls read that and your IN.

[Mu5clehead]

lmao, goood stuff

[Leonking7777]

lol

[tyson666999]

thats fuckin awesome

[HarryPoofterLOLjkLOL]

your a minda

[serbian78og]

friggin nice video dude ;D

[xsergiolpx]

awasome, just awasome! and thanks for writing the dialogue, the nonnative speakers like me will be grateful

[shodaimexors]

RAIZO!!

[Flis210]

haha you crack me up!

[DaRealDannyD]

Fasho!

[stein76]

Wow, that´s one ugly dude...

[Fixxxer50]

girl's are just like, wtf what a jackass

[monkeyyymannn]

Keyboard cat thinkz he eatz my cheezburger.

[tawandachristopher]

lol u joker