What Would Jesus Do???

[poppeteee]

Hay you know what? I just got an email from my youth group leader telling me today's lesson and telling me that our next youth group will be bowling and we will have a memory verse quiz.

[poppeteee]

Jesus would tell him the truth

[Reip187]

wow this video is fucked. 0_o

[ChinnuWoW]

Mayonnaise=cum

[CanOfMapleSirup]

I chuckled

[whereismygracejesus]

(without prejudice)

Isn't that what Vegimite is?

[themooddisorders]

and yet somehow, I feel abnormal

[lardo444]

i'd make him another. and some cereal.

peace, lardo.

[maritree]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how the fuck did i miss this one?!@! i cant believe it . lol that was fucking hilarious!!! i have tears lol x

[CanineFaeces]

Jesus would nail himself to a bit of wood.

[DawnLaurene]

Boiled Bread?  That's Just WRONG!

[YourDarkAccomplice]

Just tell the guys "dem were sum hershey kisses from muh cheeks!" *wink wink*

[trifelgeputinage]

In such a predicament I would pray to my heavenly father for strength and courage. 'Lord Lord - give us this day our daily bread' - and that's exactly what I DID do - and the Lord answerd me. Now I am the inventor of the worlds first 'foot long log sandwich' Thank you God and Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGarry676]

Jesus is my beautiful king

[Lars0n]

So hilarious, the stranger and your expressions, fucking hell man! XDD

[inconceivabledark]

ah man that's so disgusting! five *'s:D

[xIronWarlordx]

Jesus would let them eat it, and then tell them. lol

[GeorgeTheJoker780]

That is disgusting lol. But stil funny.

[motardkool]

He' s from Australia.....

[ThinkingBetter]

Hahahaha...I rarely laugh this much.

If this guy is going to hell then I guess it will be great fun down there hahaha

[DiverforPort]

Like your idea's on "God".

[QuestingFaith]

Jesus Christ, you're funny.

[I85PIES]

You're quite a poet 1G1J

[protectorofillinois]

As long as you take the chain-smoking outside of my apartment, it's okay. I'm a non-smoker and I prefer to remain healthy. A "no-smoking" policy applies in my household.

[protectorofillinois]

Come on over!!! :-) You'll feel so at home and very welcomed. I highly guarantee it :-) All clothing must be removed before stepping inside :-)

[protectorofillinois]

LMAO!!! I would tell him to put peanut butter and banana on it to make it much better (lol). In my house, it's a no-clothes zone, so when you step into the apartment I will say, "Hold it! Remove all clothing items please!!!" (lol).

[jimmyboy3664]

pour him a glass of "lemonade"

[AnonymousLiberation]

Yes. we would let the fucker eat it.

[greenflams]

holy shit :D how did u do that?

[M0US3P0T4TO]

Small prayer to youtube gods: please let my comment magically appear this time (obligatory disco twirl) amen.

Explanation to police: Well, I was watching this video ... I hadn't yet put the groceries away ... I think I accidentally shit the bread!

You are crazy and funny as hell. Praise the FSM!!!

[motardkool]

I watched it again and noticed that time the end of the farting sound: different from the start, getting humid, diarea like. That is the exact moment when you might have shitted the bread.

So it made me laugh pretty hard.

God, I love humor about shit, piss and farting. Kinda basic, but it always work...

[motardkool]

VEGEMITE....??

It is vegemite, right?

You gotta be a real aussie to eat this.

I tried but I couldn't...

Nice vid by the way; how about you show us how you spread the mayonnaise?

HA HA HA...

[DiverforPort]

Yes it is Vegemite, you could hop across the channel and get some Marmite almost the same thing. Marmite is good you just got to spread it thinly.

[motardkool]

Yes, Marmite. I tried it too in UK. Too salty for me... It's funny how people like this very much, like peanut butter, one thing that I am not found of either. But no worries, after all we French, love eating cheese that smell really bad... It' s a matter of taste and culture, that's what make travelling fun.

[DiverforPort]

I like Danish Blue cheese that is quite strong. peanut butter is just gross.

[brynnus]

WTF!!! vegemite is nothing like fucking marmite. marmite is gross, vegemite is yummmmy.

[DiverforPort]

@brynnus I have not tried Vegemite, but I do like Marmite. I may have to get my Aussie friend to send me a jar.

[dochaynes123]

LMFAO.

hot chili on bread.

let him eat it. lol

[Subfightr]

lol have you no shame?! lol you got balls bro. Wish I could do stuff like this lol

great job

[GuppyPal]

The Austrailian Dr. Seuss.

[AnilPhister]

Jesus's shit would taste sweet! But not as sweet as Jap chik shit.

[Kruizinby]

LOL @ the ending!

Typial Aussie noise n suggestion lol!

[numbcore]

Maybe it needs some mayonaise..slhslhs

lmfao

[ConscientiousAtheist]

Boiled Bread. Mmm. . .

[Westile]

I would tell him that he has shitty tastes.

[DiverforPort]

Seems people get this one.

[SpectralSwiftness]

LOL

[Trexboss]

MAYONAISE HAHAHAHA

[garrettducat]

This was just kind of gross.

[Akatam0t0ma]

You were supposed to COOK the bread on turds, not put turds on the bread!

You need to buy a new copy of the buy-bull ASAP! It looks like you're losing it ever since you shredded your only copy of the buy-bull with your lawn-mower!

[MalcumTurnbull]

i've studied the Bible and have found nothing to do with scatting, pissing, farting and general anal in-and-outs at all! So I don't know wot Jesus would do. Maybe when Jesus said man can not live by bread alone he meant to add some scat as well?

[TheLunarmonkey]

you could give him a nice glass of "apple juice" ;)

[samuraispacemonkey]

ah. Here it is!

[inuk2600]

hmmm, if i were jesus i'd say "Take this bread and eat of it for i have blessed it with the essence of that which is in me. May it also be within you."

[ValveReactor]

He would turn water into wine... cause this is his answer to everything :-)

[Xeletoph]

Hmmm. What would I do in that situation? Well, as much as I don't generally wipe my ass with bread I'll try to think of something. *long pause... Elevator music*

I definitely disagree with the mayo maneuver because that would likely make me just as sick. So, what would I do? Probably puke all over the place. I'd be busy gurgling, laughing, and telling my buddy to get the fuck away from me. hahaha. I'd have to explain my reasons later. lol.

[magottyk]

loved the tongeface at end. just what jebus would do

[shermonator88]

Ha ha this guy is great he has his own facebook and he is becoming bigger than jesus on youtube, i showed his vid's to a few people in my hometown now everyone down the street laughs about how funny his videos are lol.

[numbcore]

hahahhahahahahahaha omg nasty XD

[RZU427]

LMAO, idk I think jesus would say "...its because I shit on it dude." He is always honest.

[TheAist]

goddamn that was disgusting, but freakin hilarious

[raptoresque]

is that really what jesus would do?

[MrWizeupnow]

"it is dreadful thing to fall into the hands of the Living God."

[AuntieDiluvian]

Christians would fall over themselves to eat the shit of Jesus, Greg, so I don't think there'd be a problem!

[1hr4play]

Said Marie Antoinette..."Let them eat Shit!!!"

[ProfessorHopkins]

Priceless.

[gtaivpcvids]

I don't think everyone caught the "casting bread upon the waters" gag.

[elcamell0]

u should smoke stuff that doesnt make u want to fart on bread.

[AntiChrist67]

What's the DJ from Euro doing in fucking Australia?

[grassburner]

"He who eats my shit sandwiches, will inherit eternal life. And bad breath!"

[000theaug000]

hahahahahahahaha............

[metrx330]

maybe it needs some mayo LOL!!!

[USMarineSgt]

Jesus farts peanut butter and jelly...so the sandwich would actually taste pretty good.

[YAHWEHtoHELL]

LMAO

[imfreakingoutman]

lmao I love the DJ from Euro guy =D

[RedFeather08]

oh wow I lol'd

[ArtsySiridean]

I would make rose petals filled with money and women rain down from the sky armed with only the wenches on their back and shades the good lord gave them.

Yeah...

[babe998]

LOL!

Dj from Euro.

"And he glide across the floor better than John Travota would..." That was funny.

:D YAH!

[EvilBproductions]

tell him it's the new vegemite 2.0

[Lpoolboy]

Haha. I'm as high as a kite and though this out me off my Chrunchy nut Cornflakes, by the end I was laughing my arse off. I only stopped when you went serious and asked what Jesus would do. When you answered that with the creepily delivered 'Maybe it needs some mayonaisse', I I keeled over. Hilarious.

'Mmm, this sandwhich tastes likes shit. YEAH!'

XD

[brianthemayan]

lol... boiled bread.....crook in the guts....mud to be drawn....fart on the bread instead.....cupcake one right in the hand to savor the flavor...... i'll fart on this bread, instead....

reads like a Dr. Suess book...... LOVE IT 5 stars.

[Alisterwolf66]

I'd try like mad not to laugh my ass off, of course.

We are talking about some random guy just showing up at my house and going for my food supply, after all!

[TurdBlossom95]

couple years back i went to a restaurant with family and i got this lobster ravioli and i spit a piece out on my plate since i could not chew it, my uncle then said if he could try some and not even asking me, grabbed the spit out lobster and commented on the texture i said nothing

[DirtpipeMilkshakes]

Don't fall for it. This video isn't about bread, shit, or jayz. It's about the Lacanian conflict between the "self" and "other" that is necessarily faced by all true disciples of jayz and god almighty hallelujah.

The "self" in this piece is symbolized by the wholesome meal of boiled bread and is the protagonists idealized state. The symbols of pure white bread and pure water which is imbued with even greater power given that it is boiling could hardly be anymore clear.

I leave the rest to you.

[YAHWEHtoHELL]

You're right chuno

[Omhra]

damn... lol

[BELTED007]

um ...

[chushui]

boiled bread is bad enough.......

[snuffles001]

he would have have pointed and laughed

 : D

[ragga93]

this is disgusting

[TimCubUAkbar]

Mmm, Vegemite.

[LEV1ATHYN]

some if your best work

[bogleby]

This video reaches new depths of filth, depravity and degradation. Good work!

[littledevil87]

Jesus juice

[MunsterAtheist]

Easy, he's feed two thousand people with it.

[FusionNinjin]

hahhahahaha

[Kattarina98]

Jesus would not use a perfectly good slice of bread to block whatever is coming out of his backside.

But if he caught *you* in the act, he would tactfully ignore it and ask you for the recipe of "boiled bread" instead to spare you the embarassment.

Anyway, here is Europe we eat worse, as you already may have guessed.

[PuppiesAndPussies]

lol, this was a very different video for you, you sure know how to stir the pot lol, you are a true artist :D

[IFloridaMotocrossI]

Holy shit, this guy is whacked!!

[badism]

Pretty gross video. Not my cup of tea. Love your other stuff though.

[PuppiesAndPussies]

you must be one of the soft cock pussies he was talking about. he warned you not to watch it so fuck off!

[TheOtherSide100]

Some lemonade to wash it down.

[SpiritualNightFoxx]

Dj from Europe!!

[SnuggleSkull]

I think Jesus would write a song about savoring the flavor.

[redtortoise76]

Okay I usually enjoy your comedy but there is such a thing as going too far.

I found this video very distasteful.

Also careful if you're gonna mock russians, there might just be certain types of russians in your area who don't appreciate this kind of humor and you might just have a little accident who knows. Friendly advice.

Grow the fuck up "mate".

[jasontkennedy]

Huh?! Are you serious? Have you watched any of Greg's videos? They are all distasteful! That is part of the deal. This is a but more childish than normal, but no less tasteful. Whenever I watch these vids I usually have to make sure nobody offendable is within ear shot. :)

[IFloridaMotocrossI]

OMFG, get over it you little bitch. Did you not read the disclaimer?

[PuppiesAndPussies]

are you a fucking faggot? he put a warning up for homos like you, fuck off back to loser land cock sucker!

[OzzybanOswald]

I was really hoping for some wholesome shit sandwich humor and I come away glazed in dirty innuendo. Please keep it clean.

[k616e6f6e]

gr8 video

lol

btw

this ozzyban guise

a psycho

google ozzyban

[OzzybanOswald]

Meet the faggot that trails me around.

[2fat2exercise]

LO FUCKING L

[DinMorsPimp]

I think Jesus would take the bread, break it and feed thousands...

[ramette99]

That was quite disgusting - but funny as hell!

[blacklightfreakout]

First off, Jesus wouldn't be eating sliced bread. He was a Middle-easterner, so most likely Jesus only deals with Pita bread....with hummus, or baba ganouj.

[TheOPone]

all i can say is... dinner? friday night 7:30

[devastator06]

maybe it needs some mayo lol

[TwistedTim01]

I'd do a backflip.

[TheParallex]

oi wat sorta camera did u get?

[MrAmmo]

lolwut?

[jamblinuk]

ahahahaha

Mayo or garlic souce

[BigBozSicenunow]

Wtf dude

[tanekki]

haha

[mtsac1]

meh

[PrettyGirlSailorMoon]

lolz and yet you are still naked when the guy is still in there. I guess naked ppl doesn't throw him off?

[Doomedlight]

(haha boiled bread)

YOu should've used the new Isnack 2.0 it looks like crap!

[GegoXaren]

"it is shit!"

[KAGameReviews]

wtf man. i wouldnt even sit on a peice of bread.

[ICheruBI]

Yes this is one for the WTF files..... I have nothing more to say

[Paxmax]

...ngggh, must comment I like eurodiscotrash man!

[Paxmax]

* not comments* period (no female 4 week special joke pls)

[PCgameKILLER]

let him eat that shit sandwich and then after that he would want to drink something maybe sperm milk .... mmmmm =D

[Anon1696]

This sandwich tastes like shit! Yeuah!

[mattincinci]

shameless self promotion lol love it lol

[pfarabee]

I somehow doubt I would find myself in this situation, since I don't wipe my ass with bread. Very good question though, secrets of the universe type stuff....

[dillydillyston]

I laughed out loud on several occasions

[FrazerVsHell]

What the fuck?

[sherbetgirl]

This is absolutely hysterical.

Do you realise how funny you are, 1GOD?

Seriously, you are a crack-up.

Considering comedy is the hardest thing to do, you are truly bloody gifted with it.

Must be divine intervention....LOL

[Buddha2707]

Love it! you the best.

[DarkMatter2525]

First, Jesus is gonna need to heal my newly acquired blindness.

[NonStampCollector]

I dunno man.

I reckon you should stop doing such sensible videos and start making things that are a bit kinda random, a little bit fucked up, wacky...

no more of this conservative, family stuff.

[wastedtubers]

jesus would have worked his magic, and turned into a fish.

[wastedtubers]

forgot (it)

[OnMehOwn]

hahaha omfg that was fucked up YAH !! absolute classic

[1tofallen]

I didn't see any indicators that this video was flagged.

[junkienet]

Watch out for those fat fires......my money is on Jesus...

[Pyram1dH3ad]

On the floor now :P

Oh man, priceless vid

[SilverButterflyWings]

jesus is so wise,

[holywaterx]

ROFL

[grenangle]

Vegie 'n' mayo sangers allah 1GOD1JESUS well it have to be Praise Mayonnaise. Makes one a bit emulsional.

[CultKiLLa]

man... no offense, but this shit is DOWN STAT

[Deadboltt]

I am in distress.

I will need...counselling. Yes. You must take responsibility!

[TLSlayer]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you are fucked...

it looked like mould.

[caveman73]

Add some Tabasco to the shit sandwich..... Jebus likes his shit sandwiches spicy!

[Alterna123]

Praaaaiiisssseeee jebus!!!

[caveman73]

Hell yeah!

[spaceman300]

LMAO

[bobster451]

Hehehehehehe!

[vince19811981]

WHY  ...................!?!

[Zentz29]

i'm a fan...but...this was rubbish!

still love the old vids though.

i'm sure it's hard to come up with new shit...

still a fan, and waiting for some new/GOOD stuff. lol

you're the man, bitch!

praise jebus or SUFFER FOR ETERNITY!!!!! MUA HAHAHAHAHA!

fuckin christians...

[TrueBlueAustralian]

It wouldnt bother Jesus he has a whole book with shit in the middle

[theshredator]

WWJD?

I think he would flop his head to one side, dangle his arms in front, and run towards the nearest non-christians screaming "brains!" because he's a fucking brain sucking zombie.

PRAISE FUCKIN JESUS!

[rnistuk]

Very insightful.

The philosophical underpinnings of this piece are interpolated into a textual paradigm of reality that includes consciousness as a totality. The dialectic paradigm of expression is the failure, and hence the stasis, of subsemanticist sexual identity.

In short, 1god1jesus is one of the coolest youtubers out there.

[StanRather]

I disagree wholeheartedly. The paradigms created by philosophical context are unto themselves a parodox. Shitty bread is an expression of stasis in this case, and the subsemanticist dialogue is duly noted.

[phurphy]

funny cunt

[abortabraham]

He would feed the masses with that slice of shit bread.

[SkullVodka]

You are so fucking weird 1god1jesus. 5 stars you twisted fuck.

[darkmarkrammstein]

apply more vegimite

[gh3rulz69]

i think jesus would fuck u up

[Zentz29]

how bout i come over to your place, and punch your fat fucking head in for jebus!?

is that what jebus wants?

[acidbrainstem]

Have a cry.

[Zentz29]

i will!

i'll cry for jebus!

actually...fuck jebus...

[acidbrainstem]

Yeah, fuck him.

[abaddon5]

Dude, you are FUCKED UP! I LOVE IT!

[generaleskimo]

Not really funny...

[PluralOfEverything]

I think jesus would have thrown the bread away instead of leaving it on the table. Or maybe he would have farted out wine. Then he'd have fed that one piece of wine fart bread to a stadium full of people with more of his magical powers. And then and then and then he would have... ummm he would have... ummmmmm...

[Pollymay22]

Good one Plural!

[ashleyjamesdoran]

i reckon after jesus stopped pissing himself laughing, he'd say" thou shalt not steal my bread, ya fuckin mongrel!" and the kick him in the nuts while saying "be thankful i don't cut ya fuckin fingers off!"

[PragmaticLiving]

c-r-e-a-t-i-v-e lol

[SynerJetics]

The are the greatest Christian since Ted Haggard. May YHVH's crotch continue to guide and protect you.

Amen.

[Retardigion]

That was totally fucking disgusting and unnecessary!

1 star

[GuppyPal]

Boiled bread is MY favorite too!

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

i'd hit him and eat the sandwich.