Cigar Roller + Joe 'the Cigartainer' Sweigart Cigartain at Pinehurst Resort

[dariod2007]

her comes Joe, with a fat cigar

his breath stinks like a horse's arse, because his lungs are full of tar

He smoked since he was a boy, cigarettes his favourite toy

He's dying now do you know? He's got lung cancer, what a blow

Never mind, we'll say farewell, he's on his way to smoke in hell

we'll miss him so, we'll sob and cry, one more smoker's gone away

three cheers for nice fresh air, ban smokers everywhere

clear the air a fresh new start, and, no no no don't you fart