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  • I hope you all know that's not the real Dane Cook ;)

  • Lmao, I crack my shit watching that.

  • I really wish he never would do stand up again that would save so many people from bullshit they didnt have to hear from that spastic asshole hahaha

  • His impersonation is uncanny.

  • @DarKnightofCydonia

    Yeah well it's not exactly hard to act like a spastic retard... look how many there are!

  • Dane Cook DOES suck and was made fun of hilariously and accurately, but the "audience member" was kinda over-the-top cheese as well.

  • @FeloniousDrunk

    Yeah in real life he'd be dragged out by a bunch of goons and they'd beat him up and the he'd go to jail etc.

  • yay Dane Cook is such a fucking immature douchebag. Madtv rocks. :D

  • This is stupid and retarded. Fuck mad tv didn't it get cancelled?

  • So true. Dane Cook is comedy for frat boys and sorority girls who don't understand complex humor. It's easy to follow and the girls think he's hot so it must be funny!!!

  • @velveetaslingshot

    Actually Dane Cook is for people who don't understand FART JOKES... that's the only reason he never does any!

    (He DID do a joke about having an "itchy asshole" though... too bad Louis CK did it first).

  • i don't bother watching dane cook, i was watching comedy central coz nothing else was on and i just cant stand his hyperactivity, he's such a retard

  • @KerrDogga

    Hyperactivity can be funny, look at Jim Carrey. It's just that Dane Cook is a spastic retard who drones on about stupid shit which couldn't make Beavis and Butt-head laugh.

    "Hey check it out Butt-head, what's this guy talking about?"

    "Uh...... I dunno, he's just going on and on like a dumbass."

    "He acts like he's on FIRE! FIRE! FIRE'S COOL!"

    "SHUT UP, BEAVIS! He's not on fire, he just SUCKS."

    "Yeah, this sucks-- CHANGE IT!"

  • this is SUCH a good impression.

  • dane is amazing. thats why hes had all this success.

  • While Dane Cook does suck, and this is a good impression, I think we can all agree the most important part of this video is the hot asian chick next to the heckler.

  • Dane cook is funny..but so was this

  • @Xtinkxiion Fuck your opinion. Dane Cook sucks ass!!

  • @Xtinkxiion

    This is funny because Dane Cook ISN'T!

  • he is the one who plays lynette on the desperate housewives sketch??

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  • "That Guy" is my new hero!!

  • Anyone who thinks Dane cook isn't funny is because they are annoyed that everyone thinks he's hilarious which he is and their the annoying ppl who just want to be different and not laugh at his jokes like douche bags. He's one of the funniest ppl on earth

  • @crazykid13131 Your name really suits you, crazy... Grow the fuck up or even better, kill yourself. Dane Cook is lame as fuck.

  • @nineteenninetytwo2 first off your probably some fagget at home that goes on comments all day and says shit like go kill yourself when really you probably have no friends and hate your life. Second, im 18 what will growing up do you pussy, is dane cook for 1st graders and i have to have a 1st grader sense of humor? Your an idiot go back to fuckass ville. dane cook shits on your life get over it

  • @crazykid13131 No I'm not. FYL

  • @crazykid13131 Really? Because those of us who actually step outside know that plenty of people think he's incredibly unfunny. This includes successful comedians and actors. Really, if everybody thought he was funny, then this MadTV bit wouldn't have been made in the first place, would it, you retard?

  • @NotIkeman

    I'm sure you know plenty of people who think popcorn's a mineral, too.

  • Dane cook.really acts like that. And all his stupid fans laugh before he says anything at all.

  • @Treyx1010

    Well it beats waiting for him to say something funny!

  • Change the category from comedy to garbage pls -.- not funny at all

  • 1:52 epic pansy run to the door!

  • I think Dane Cook is funny. I think this guy is funny. Conflicting emotions. D:

  • @kaytay1995

    More like shizophrenia.

  • Dane Cook sucks balls.

  • @tacticalhub I'm studying comedy and comedians now I have a question for ya you say your a comic right so I understand you wanna make a name for yourself and stuff but why try and change peoples minds about what they think is funny comedy is about what the individual thinks is funny rather than making there act trying to impress the crowd if the crowd doesn't like the bit they won't laugh simple as that rather than talk bad about Dane just respect that he is in the same line of work as you I'm

  • @LootieMcNootie Thanks. I am actually a stand up comedian which is why I hate Dane that little bit extra...

  • HAHAHAHA! freeze frame at 0:31. classic. ;*}

  • @rezkidnegroni I think the freeze frame at 1:06 is funnier.

    "I am not amused..."

  • @LootieMcNootie The problem with dane cook is that he thinks that comedy is solely comprised of pointing out how wierd things are. we can all do it and in fact, everyone does do it. How wierd is a computer? shouldn't it be called a Cumputer since we all use it to watch porn? How fucked up is Youtube? You cant even get 15 mins of fame, you're restricted to 10. We can all be a Dane cook.

  • @LootieMcNootie I'll be honest he has some but not enough. The atheist joke he told at vicious circle now that was funny especially me being a catholic. But that's not saying much to his jokes. Plus his movies suck.

  • He does a DEAD-ON Dane Cook.

  • Anyone who thinks Dane Cook ain't funny is a BITTER and HUMERLESS fag :)

  • @bpuccia87

    Dane Cook just isn't funny! I have a good sense of humor, but he fails to make me laugh and I don't see why he's so popular

  • @domisthebomb09

    He's popular because he makes the majority of the people laugh! I don't think any comedian would go big unless if they had the talent in making people crack up, I mean, that's the whole point, right? If he doesn't make you laugh, then you must be a bitter person :)

  • @bpuccia87

    Read my typing

    Dane. Cook. Is. Boring!

    The end.

  • @domisthebomb09 read my typing

    you. are. stupid.

  • @TheDestroyerComics

    *slow clap* did you come up with that all by yourself? No wonder you like Dane Cook. You are just as stupid as him

  • @domisthebomb09 Good for You!!! *claps happily* you get a gold star for today!

  • @bpuccia87

    If you excuse me, I'm gonna watch some REAL comedy.

  • @domisthebomb09

    Be my guest.

    I will continue laughing it up to Dane ;)

  • @domisthebomb09 What are you talking about, Ike Barinholtz is real comedy, I mean he does a Dane Cook impersonation like no other. He's dead on. This is comedy, making fun of a comedian that's not FUNNY!!!

  • @bpuccia87 Fuck You!! He's lame as dog shit. His popularity only exists in High School and college. Why? His mind functions just like a high schooler. He tells jokes that you would only hear high schoolers tell. Try listening to some good comedy like oh idk....let me think...George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Jeff Ross, Greg Giraldo (R.I.P.), Lisa Lampinelli, Rich Little, Christopher Titus, etc. Those people define comedy.

  • @NailEmUp87 You're entitled to your opinion but really, I'm an aspiring comedian, I hang out in comedy clubs at least 5 times a week, ALL my friends are comedians and/or people who see a lot of comedy, and NONE of them like Dane Cook. He's kind of like cheap wine. Those who don't know any better think he's good, but once you've seen more of the competition, you realize how wrong you were.

  • This is nothing like dane cook.

  • the way he runs out of the room LOL

  • omg Ike does the perfect dane cook!

  • Myspace? Holy shit, it's a period piece.

  • Yeah!!! Go THAT GUY!

  • Still not funny, but a noble message, none the less.

  • Who is THAT guy?

  • @CoolerKing37 someone who's funnier than dane cook.

  • @CoolerKing37 Kato Kaelin!

  • i miss mad tv

  • LOL ike is funny i miss mad tvvv

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  • You Dane Cook haters are a bunch of idiots. that dude is hilarious and this sketch suck, Dane would've shut that dude down. Mad T.V. is ridiculously not funny, it sucks. How are they gonna call someone with ten times the humor as their entire cast , "a bad comedian?" That's the equivalent of South Park making fun of Family Guy, it's retarded. Suck a dick bitches!!!

  • @NailEmUp87 your a dumbass bitch, dane cook is like family guy with his stupid ass stories, your probably mental and dont know funny shit if it slapped you in your bitchass face

  • @clrunner3 Haha!!! Calm down, don't get your panties in a bunch. You're a joke dude, you probably spend more time online than you do in the real world. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and while yours maybe retarded, I guess I have to allow you to have it.

  • @NailEmUp87 You kno i am entitled to my opinion thats right but just cause i dont agree with your stupid ass opinion doesnt mean its retarded, anyways fuck off dane cook dick sucker

  • @clrunner3 And by the way look at the highest rated comments obv one of them state Dane cook isn't funny, and my comment and about everyone agrees so STFU

  • @clrunner3 Dane And Family Guy are hilarious. I'm not mental, I work with Mental patients, and judging by the anger and minimal higher thinking skills used in your retort, I'd have to say you very much fit the criteria to be admitted for a psych eval. oh and the 70's called, they want their "you wouldn't know it if it slapped you in the face" shit back. Loser

  • @NailEmUp87 Actually fagget coming from you, your just a lying bitch whos trying to make themselves look good, you dont work anywhere your just a bitch and "the 70's called?" wow dont talk to me...i dont talk to bitches

  • That would be nice if that's all it took for Dane to quit comedy

  • I think Dane Cook is funny...

    :(

  • were they both Ike?

  • this is funnier than dane cook.

  • hes not that bad, yeah hes pretty douchy but hes kinda funny gotta give him that

  • Dane Cook = Most overrated "comic" of all time. Ive never heard of a comedian that gets so badly ripped on, well besides Mencia. I really tried to like Dane Cook but he just isnt funny. People who laugh at Dane Cook probably just do so because they feel like they should not because he is actually stimulating a real laugh.

  • I would like to think it was Ike Barenholtz that killed Cooks Career. However, I don't mind Dane in movies...He plays a great asshole.

  • I don't see how people can say that Dane isn't funny, or that this is funnier than Dane. This is an impression of Dane Cook, to laugh at this essentially means you're laughing at Dane Cook, or at least at his style of comedy, his delivery, and his usage of pantomimes.

  • @1UpGamers Laughing at someone making fun of mediocrity is better than laughing at mediocrity itself.

  • Dan Cook is very untalented.

  • @gongoozler18 Your mom is very talented

  • The only person worse than Dane Cook is Carlos Menstealia

  • Dane Cook sucks Dat Fan's pussy.

  • hahaha, Ike was better than Dane Cook

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  • @guitarGUNFIGHTxxx, let me know when you've hit dane cook's level of success. 

  • this was patethic S:

  • That's just horrible. In my opinion, Dane Cook is hilarious.

  • The joke is that he's a bad comedian, it's supposed to be funny in the sense that all his jokes are just random stories being yelled out like a dolt. I know you think he's the funniest comedian but as you can see, many people don't.

  • Ike was in "Meet The Spartans"

    He played Dane Cook at the end and he was at the beggining playing as one of James Bonds enemys.

  • 1:39! lol That was the funniest movement ever.

  • You know you're a shit at humor when Mad TV is funnier than you. 

  • If only this would happen in real life

  • who's the asian babe?

    "direct from myspace"? lolol!

  • Francisca, te dedico este video, jaja

  • What's up with plums? hahahahahaha

  • this is the only thing on madtv that is funny

  • Dane Cook is a massive douche. I really hope he gets hit by a bus soon...

  • So good!! I hate dane crook. quit stealing jokes.

  • you want real stand up watch mitch hedberg, george carlin, or dave chapelle, dave chapelles stand up is amazing, id even watch andrew dice clay over dane cook

  • @Yesman2221 Wow, that's a tough one. Andrew Dice Clay is pretty atrocious.  I'd actually say I'd rather watch Cook over Clay, but it's close.

  • @cptnbennett I find Clay to be funny (like when he was on the news). The reason being that he scares the fuck out of me. Also, listen to those nursey rhyme parodies he didn't make up . . . and that attitude. Tom Green was scared of him.

  • @Yesman2221 indeed. don't forget bill hicks though.

  • dane is funny but this video is funnier.

  • "I mean, why do they it Dane Cook? What is he cooking? Shouldn't they call him Dane Comedian? Like 'Yeah, that's me, I'm uh cooking up some comedy here. That's what I do. Cuz I'm Dane Cook.' "

    - A parody of another comedian pretending to be Dane Cook parodying himself.

  • Is Dane Cook fans really like "Yeah, that's true. Yellow lights ARE short"

    I do wonder sometimes. They can't have good heads on their shoulders.

    Great vid!

  • If only that would happen in real life...

  • DANE COOK IS AWFUL.

    THANK YOU MADTV.

  • "what's up with plums?"

    XD

  • you people are such assholes, holy shit

  • wrong, you just have bad taste in comedy

  • @theekoolaidman

    You have a stick up your ass. get over yourself.

  • @theekoolaidman

    Haha what're you some white 7th grader? Dane Cook is a terrible comedian.

  • I think dane cook himself is funny, sometimes his material needs to be a little stronger

  • hey tom this conversation already happened a week ago.

  • dane cook isn't that bad.

  • oh yes he is

  • actually yes he is

  • This is a pretty good impression, but I still think Dane Cook is awesome.

  • That guy is my hero.

  • @macarthur19 Dane Cook or the guy-Ike Barinholtz- who is playing Dane Cook

  • I wish I could favorite this ten more times.

  • On a laugh scale: Dane Cook compared to these guys? I don't think Dane's got anything to worry about. There was another Madtv spoof of Dane which wasn't bad, pretty funny. But this one just failed.

  • Delicious put-down of Cook and how UNFUCKING FUNNY his stupid routines are.

  • What is there to understand?

  • @BboyRobbo707 What's to understand? His "jokes" sound like they were written by a 12 year old.

  • @clrunner3 Shut the fuck up FAG!!! HAHAHA

  • @NailEmUp87 Fuck you fagget ass dane cook bitch

  • so sad mad tv isnt on the air any more :(

  • MadTv is generally not funny, but they hit the nail on the head with this skit. Perfect imitation of Dane Cook as well.

  • I agree.

  • This is so hilarious!!!! dane cook duz tell jokes that aren't really tru sometimes but we laff at them anyway cuz this is america!!!

  • give it up for that guy!!!

  • people think dane cook is funny only because he screams a lot and wiggles his arms around a lot like a jackass

  • can anyone tell me who the guy in the audience, making fun of ike/dane is?

  • god

  • Pretty sure that was casted.... Not some random dude....

  • Pretty sure everybody in the entire, breathing world knows this.

  • Wait, there's some jackass who believes that that wasn't casted?

  • i don't see wat funny about overracting on stupid one liners while jumping

  • i like both mad tv and danecook. its funny how some of u guys overreact.

  • This is douchebag comedy. Unfunny crap made by douchebags for douchebags.

  • while making fun of another douchebag

  • does anybody else notice when dane cook has a special the audience never laughs, it's cheering but no spontaneous laughter.

  • wtf do people have against Dane Cook??! hes a funny ass guy..

  • that is an amazing impression of the worst comedian ever. I dont like mad tv but i HATE dane cook

  • MADtv making fun of someone for being unfunny? Isn't that like Paris Hilton calling Britney Spears a whore?

  • Fuck off queer. Dane Cook is Hilarious.

  • I like Dane Cook I just hate MADtv. Wasn't an insult to DC. Don't know where you get off calling me a queer though.

  • Oh my bad dude. i thought you were saying dane cook was unfunny

  • Dane Cook isn't funny.

  • You have made the greatest statement in this world sir! Glad that I found someone that agrees with me.

  • @Nightmareclipsntunes Ike isn't funny either. But somehow when Ike pretends to be Dane, he almost makes Dane funny.

  • Who is the guy playing the heckler in the audience?

  • this is so stupid i think dane cook's hilarious and even if someone thinks he isnt this skit wasnt funny at all..madtv has gone downhill

  • Dane Cook sucks. This skit is awesome!

  • You like sleeping with men fag.

    Why dont you go jack off to SNL.

  • I love sensitive internet pussies. Its hilarious that my comment was deemed inappropriate while yours contains anti-homosexual slurs and a reference to masturbation.

    I'm sorry to the six people who aren't adult enough to handle a viewpoint different from their own.

    I'm sure once (or I should say, if) you graduate high school and move out of your parents house, you'll be able to form an opinion worth reading.

  • You should calm down before your mom takes away internet privileges again.

  • wow bad copyin this guy not funny makes dane look gay and he is not. like rotinajdude said

  • screw u guys, dane cook is funny as hell.

    jelous much...