I once went to the movies with my two friends (I've done it other times, but this is a story). They brought with them bottles of Pepsi and didn't realise they weren't twist-off caps. Around 7 people were trying to get one bottle open for about 10 minutes before the movie. That would be the perfect time for that.
Seriously.. you can open a beer with ANYTHING.. Keys, fork or knife, lighter, another bottle, table, any hard edged surface.. And if you're fucking cool you can open it with your knuckles (I did that once, dont do it)
As weird as this video was, it was really nice to finally see a different, more casual side of you. I'm a little impressed how you managed to skull a few beers while remaining fairly sober so kudos. You should be like this in more of your videos. We like to see you more casual and relaxed. If you ever come across to NZ come get on the piss with us!
Also just a question, I remember in your first vlog you smoked, do you still smoke? I don't care if you do I smoke too.
I've watched a few of your vids and i was thinking "Acsent sounds fermiliar"
But then you said you were Ozzie so I was like WHOOPEEE!!!!
I'm not an Ozzie i'm russian but i've been in Sydney, Brisbane, Canbra and Melbourn and I loved it!! u guys are great, . It's nice to hear another Ozzie Acsent!! My friends are Australian.
I travel with the circus company Cirque du soleil and the name of the show is Varekai. I was there 2 years ago.
@Predalien1997 yeah just telling u its aussie their is no O and no Z, fuck i would love to see the cirque du soleil will the Varekai be coming back to australia any time soon
Great video Blunty!! - right up there with that crazy street guy in San Fran that was going to kick the dudes ass for cutting in on his turf. Classic!
PS, I love my Corona's too with a slice of lime. Its one seriously drinkable beer on a hot day (or any day for that matter).
Okay, i´m sitting here thinking "Blunty is drinking Beer in front of me. i seriously didnt think i was gonna SEE this today!". ...damn, i need a beer...
@drag0nfig0 Aww, Life's all confusing and scary when you suddenly get old enough to realize that not everyone likes exactly the same things you do and that... somehow... they manage to life their lives just fine, isn't it?
@Blunty3000 Was not insulting you, but the beer. Exploiting Mexico to brew such crap and then poison the youth who are too ignorant to realize that beer doesn't taste like Corona is frustrating.
But, either way, carry on, who am I to comment on anything?
Hey blunty, once again, love ya youtube stuff. I know this isnt a product review....but would you be able to do a video on the different ways that you can open a beer without a bottle opener? and maybe slip some convienient bottle opening items in there for the product stuff...make me the hero this party season ;D
here's a science fact for ya blunty: Alcohol dehydrates you, so no matter how cold it is it doesnt really cool you down. But hey its beer, so cheers! Also, i envy ur hot Australian days because where i live it is cold and snowy as hell
it tore cause its not designed for Australian conditions (ie that much beer! lol)
you should do a review on making (& drinking) homebrew beer... its much cheaper than buying but its a little bit of work and waiting... but if you do it right, its worth it (in my opinion)
@corrawinftw Are you one of those people who likes fake beer? The 2% kind? Because you realize that totally doesn't count as beer anymore. You may as well drink water, at least it doesn't make you gain weight...mind you to be honest I don't drink beer unless it's expensive tasty beer, if you are drinking to get drunk go with Everclear, 95% Alcohol, plus added bonus of killing any germs, down a 40 of that in one night and you can color me impressed, hell I'll even buy the crayons for you.
You need not have an excuse to have a few beers whilst reviewing various "gay" products! lol In fact, I much prefer the "boozed up" version of Blunty! Great vid blunty! Catch ya next time!
weird. You broke a wristwatch device with a superman shirt on, and you said "I'm gonna go get some pizza" as a Dominoes Pizza ad was floating to the right of your video. coincidences, cool :D
man... your the weirdest... person and i hang on your every word.... well sort of because you cant really hang on a word... unless its a very big word made out of a material that can hold the weight of a grown man... but then youll need a really big space to keep all the word to hang on to. ok. ill retract that statement... i follow your religiously... ok well not in like a creepy stalking kind of way... or a religious way either... its not like im going to turn up on your doorstep with a bible
Firstly its quite obvious that the strap would break after not a lot of uses purely because of the stresses involved in opening a bottle of beer. Secondly Becks beer sucks!
@Sheepy007 Please don't hate me because I'm obviously more intelligent than you & have an opinion on a beer. I didn't say all German beer is crap so get over yourself you stupid fuck!
think the stitching on the strap cut through the leather with repeated use, stitching was pretty close together.... dammit i want that box of beer, tried a few of those beers, corona actually tastes better without the lime if you're drinking it in mexico :)
hahahaha.... This went up on my facebook wall (fav'd too). Blunty as a fellow sydney bloke i can say i know exactly how u feel with this heat wave. Except the last two days of rain and cold, weird and fast transition...
or you can just use one bottle to open another ... until you get to the last one :(
LanTronXoe 1 week ago
I came back to this video for two reasons - one, it's one of my favourite videos of yours, and two, to get the link for these straps.
The video still doesn't disappoint, but the link does. ThinkGeek have taken this product off their site. I am genuinely mortified.
Anchupom 3 months ago
Bhahaha hilarious!
Anton1987RU 4 months ago
Real Canadian men open beers with skate blades
Ryan1468 6 months ago
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30goru 8 months ago
We had about 35° in my city a couple of days ago, not over 40° but I understand how warm it was
cinemalego 8 months ago
Oh, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan - You must've been SO drunk by the end of this video... I can't believe you can still TALK!!! *lol* ;oP
Jaleera 9 months ago
lol the minute i saw the top of the corona bottle i was just like yep thts corona
xan908 9 months ago
7:20 i meant LOL!
EminemPwns100 10 months ago
7:23 LOL!!
EminemPwns100 10 months ago
would just steal the i pod nano
EminemPwns100 10 months ago
I once went to the movies with my two friends (I've done it other times, but this is a story). They brought with them bottles of Pepsi and didn't realise they weren't twist-off caps. Around 7 people were trying to get one bottle open for about 10 minutes before the movie. That would be the perfect time for that.
josephrockz4 10 months ago
oh I was in that heatwave it got up to 44 degrees Celsius
McCreaproductions11 11 months ago
Hoho! U drink alot Blunty!
PopperSano 11 months ago
I vote for more drunken reviews in the future. :)
FranWins0827 11 months ago
summer there winter here :( .
Zamber64 11 months ago
I love how you go from sober, to drunk, back to sounding sober and then sound drunk again! All while doing a review! Classic.
birdstothewind 11 months ago
Lmao blunty you funny dawg!
JoeInterneTmachine 1 year ago
I didn't stop drinking, I just had a 3 hour nap!
hioeo 1 year ago
Watching a man get drunk off his ass, while eating noodles.....Is youtube gold.
jerkfacejosh13 1 year ago
Seriously.. you can open a beer with ANYTHING.. Keys, fork or knife, lighter, another bottle, table, any hard edged surface.. And if you're fucking cool you can open it with your knuckles (I did that once, dont do it)
unfreez 1 year ago
The humidity here across the ditch is fucked!!
SlavjanA 1 year ago
Possibly the funniest of your videos yet, i love the part where it says drink responsibly xD.
MrRandomFilm 1 year ago
OMG GRAN TURISMO HAT
MrCreepyCreeper 1 year ago
Best video yet.
corey596 1 year ago
looks like you're not going to get any more samples from richard tracy after you showed the strap being torn
TheXoLogical 1 year ago
hahha did i just watch blunty drink himself into stupidity?
xxashton92xx 1 year ago
im trying to think when the hot day was i think i was at home on the computer
joelx1000 1 year ago
never had a prob opening a beer XD i use my lighter, or for non-smokers a key.. useless as a product, but hey, great excuse for a review! cheers!
upgon 1 year ago
I heard the beep
Shamanhaish 1 year ago
As weird as this video was, it was really nice to finally see a different, more casual side of you. I'm a little impressed how you managed to skull a few beers while remaining fairly sober so kudos. You should be like this in more of your videos. We like to see you more casual and relaxed. If you ever come across to NZ come get on the piss with us!
Also just a question, I remember in your first vlog you smoked, do you still smoke? I don't care if you do I smoke too.
HeadbangingLegend 1 year ago
I've watched a few of your vids and i was thinking "Acsent sounds fermiliar"
But then you said you were Ozzie so I was like WHOOPEEE!!!!
I'm not an Ozzie i'm russian but i've been in Sydney, Brisbane, Canbra and Melbourn and I loved it!! u guys are great, . It's nice to hear another Ozzie Acsent!! My friends are Australian.
I travel with the circus company Cirque du soleil and the name of the show is Varekai. I was there 2 years ago.
PS: I love Vegimite!!!
OZZIE OZZIE OZZIE OY OY OY!!
Predalien1997 1 year ago
@Predalien1997 yeah just telling u its aussie their is no O and no Z, fuck i would love to see the cirque du soleil will the Varekai be coming back to australia any time soon
joelx1000 1 year ago
@Predalien1997 i think ur spelling aussie wrong.
CurlyQKim2 1 year ago
@CurlyQKim2 I know. I was ginna correct it but i couldent becuase I wrote to much and didn't have enough space
Predalien1997 1 year ago
This almost makes me want to buy the new Nano, that band is pretty slick.
partylobster 1 year ago
Great video Blunty!! - right up there with that crazy street guy in San Fran that was going to kick the dudes ass for cutting in on his turf. Classic!
PS, I love my Corona's too with a slice of lime. Its one seriously drinkable beer on a hot day (or any day for that matter).
SuperMassiveAtheist 1 year ago
Okay, i´m sitting here thinking "Blunty is drinking Beer in front of me. i seriously didnt think i was gonna SEE this today!". ...damn, i need a beer...
jwkublick 1 year ago
Blunty, you're such a winner.
fwoqma 1 year ago
Were those noodles mi goreng by any chance? :)
MrPeteey 1 year ago
... watching blunty getting drunk slowly.. thumbs up, definitly.
greetings from germany by the way, it was pretty cold here up until 2 days ago.
OH WTF, theres an UNCUT VERSION OF THIS? oooh yeah...
Alluminati 1 year ago
You remind me of Tony Stark as played by Downey Jr.
damstachizz 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
do you really drink Corona or is this a joke? That is the worst excuse for a beer, I'd rather drink piss, it's at least healthier.
drag0nfig0 1 year ago
@drag0nfig0 Aww, Life's all confusing and scary when you suddenly get old enough to realize that not everyone likes exactly the same things you do and that... somehow... they manage to life their lives just fine, isn't it?
Blunty3000 1 year ago 51
@Blunty3000 Was not insulting you, but the beer. Exploiting Mexico to brew such crap and then poison the youth who are too ignorant to realize that beer doesn't taste like Corona is frustrating.
But, either way, carry on, who am I to comment on anything?
drag0nfig0 1 year ago
hahaaa.... you were so drunk Blunty... great video... you resemble my dad a lot LMAO...
EagleSyncProduction 1 year ago
@drag0nfig0 tool
DarkDeserter 1 year ago
@DarkDeserter Great band.
drag0nfig0 1 year ago
chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug!!
musiclife2010 1 year ago
O.o Sweaty Blunty
MrTobyman123 1 year ago
the nano looks really good as a watch with those bands...
VoiD1x 1 year ago
Hey blunty, once again, love ya youtube stuff. I know this isnt a product review....but would you be able to do a video on the different ways that you can open a beer without a bottle opener? and maybe slip some convienient bottle opening items in there for the product stuff...make me the hero this party season ;D
ignited141 1 year ago
Man Blunty, you're too lucky to live in Australia right now... Canada's FREEZING!
dadiddlydooda 1 year ago
@dadiddlydooda and australia is flooded :D
MoonLover456 1 year ago
Wow, that looks awesome, a perfectly sized nano on a band on your wrist, looking like a normal watch... with extras :D
blankpaper66 1 year ago
they should use blunty's beard as a reference for the dragon age 2 guy's beard
sven5710 1 year ago
HAHAHA that video made me LOL! :p That over 40 degree day was a scorcher :S ..
Do you live in Sydney cause i swear i saw you lol
TrampsAndLunatics 1 year ago 5
@TrampsAndLunatics yup.
Blunty3000 1 year ago 4
fuck you! now i'm thirsty & i jab no money
Gospel969 1 year ago
Blunty you crack me up and you are cute as a button!
bluefunkdepression 1 year ago
damn, now i suddenly wanna buy an ipod nano cause of this product. hahahahaha
kanzaki88 1 year ago
2:20 i was waiting for that the whole time you showed the opener.
TrigunVash2 1 year ago
beat the heat with your superman wife beater
haha :P
lol
TrigunVash2 1 year ago
Hell isn't cold mateeee......
musaahmed92 1 year ago
here's a science fact for ya blunty: Alcohol dehydrates you, so no matter how cold it is it doesnt really cool you down. But hey its beer, so cheers! Also, i envy ur hot Australian days because where i live it is cold and snowy as hell
cojocoolio 1 year ago
nice thinking but i dont drink :)
finalfrontier001 1 year ago
ur crazy man
firzennet 1 year ago
Classic gay watch!
YOSUP315 1 year ago
Now doubt I'll start seeing these things everywhere over in Ireland now **sigh**
Huskeyyyyy 1 year ago
beer is too good.
pedro911212 1 year ago
NOODLES lol
MrRiseagainst1 1 year ago
I really enjoyed this video - greetings from el lay!
ItsEdison85 1 year ago
i'm going to drink some beer.. :DDD
lessi551993 1 year ago
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t04glovern 1 year ago
how many times did you have to go to the bathroom while making the video?!
TheKennyGabe92 1 year ago
it tore cause its not designed for Australian conditions (ie that much beer! lol)
you should do a review on making (& drinking) homebrew beer... its much cheaper than buying but its a little bit of work and waiting... but if you do it right, its worth it (in my opinion)
imlay1992 1 year ago
*snicker* ... drunk Blunty.
But sweet review anyway, and ...
how the hell do you look this sober after 10 beers? O.o
Jath0105 1 year ago
lol drunk blunty
gulljaatten 1 year ago
WTF sort of noodles was that?
SuperBlundy 1 year ago
alcohole doesnt help against the heat. it dries you out. just drink water
strontklont 1 year ago
The new ipod nanos suck!
TheCrunchifiedOne 1 year ago
this is one of your greater videos
pattso92 1 year ago
Man can slam a beer.
SuperSamBarlow 1 year ago
lol "then you got the gay one" xd
Nazgull123 1 year ago
PIIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
AngelOfSin666 1 year ago
Drink beer made in Canada. We make awesome beer for people who can actually enjoy it on a hot day while we freeze. XD
defectiveillusions 1 year ago
@defectiveillusions nah its shit beer been there and had it. like watered down vb
corrawinftw 1 year ago
@corrawinftw Are you one of those people who likes fake beer? The 2% kind? Because you realize that totally doesn't count as beer anymore. You may as well drink water, at least it doesn't make you gain weight...mind you to be honest I don't drink beer unless it's expensive tasty beer, if you are drinking to get drunk go with Everclear, 95% Alcohol, plus added bonus of killing any germs, down a 40 of that in one night and you can color me impressed, hell I'll even buy the crayons for you.
defectiveillusions 1 year ago 2
Is that Mi Goreng cunt?
UltimateHedge 1 year ago
you didn't kiss your guns, what's wrong with you?
imjimmyjay 1 year ago
*Drink responsibly...unlike Blunty* :D
theleftofnowhere 1 year ago
Best roll model, EVER xD
Mrpigze 1 year ago
LOL The strap broke. Great marketing for the poor guy.
timbreman 1 year ago
So...gonna buy some Jet with all those caps?
metalisbetter1o00 1 year ago
50$ for a bottle opener? no thanks :)
BryanDil 1 year ago
How do you make your noodles :D
djmatto1990 1 year ago
drink responsibly hahahahahahahah awsome
nicko198718 1 year ago
Blunty? Not classy?
I beg to differ.
XlunareonX 1 year ago
@Blunty3000 You're having a heatwave? In Canada we just got 15 more inches of snow. *cries*
IronPredator12 1 year ago 40
@IronPredator12 Im in Canada and its not snowing... Of course I am in Victoria so I am not surprised, we have one of the nicest climates in Canada 8D
Gmod1001 1 year ago
@IronPredator12 Its about time...
sobolev123 1 year ago
@IronPredator12 you must live more nothern from where i am, i only got like 5 inches...
zenthex1234 1 year ago
@zenthex1234 I live in Calgary, it's not that far up north... Is it?
IronPredator12 1 year ago
@IronPredator12 well live closer to newyork, so you are farther up north then i am...
zenthex1234 1 year ago
@IronPredator12 we'll I guess you should go drink some beers.
BananaSushii 1 year ago
@BananaSushii There all frozen!!! D'=
IronPredator12 1 year ago
@IronPredator12 We just got 17 inches overnight here in alberta and I FUCKING HAVE TO WALK TO SCHOOL IN SNEAKERS.
cheestoast11 1 year ago
I wish I could be in a heatwave rather than being surrounded by five feet of snow everywhere I look.
nitrous9200 1 year ago
strap broke but it can still open a beer, you;re good to go lol.
regtracker 1 year ago
I love how you get drunker and drunker! :-) I went for the ipod touch, but would defo get the ninja strap if I get the nano in the future.
thanks
photographymatt 1 year ago
GASP! beer gives you super strength! 8D
assassin matte FTW!
dreamerthing 1 year ago
That's cool but wouldn't you have to run the earphones up your sleeve or something...?
Jackpwnsn00bz 1 year ago
4:50 Blunty......wow lol
Scatzio 1 year ago
I can open a beer with pretty much anything!
spicy110 1 year ago
I wonder how many beers were used for this vid
BlooOcean 1 year ago
Blunty, I bet you would be the life of the party, man. ^.^
By the way, did you have a favorite among the various brands of beer?
Skyrift 1 year ago
Haha awesome video, helps me with my reviews too!
BlueSkyReviews 1 year ago
Lol drunk
mshmoon11 1 year ago
Funny...I figured a drunk Blunty would be much more entertaining. Oh well...
DarkbladeMediaTV 1 year ago
This is my favorite review in the entire realm of everville
xxxNightstalker1xxx 1 year ago
better then a freeze wave in ohio
Filmaker94 1 year ago
Oh, I havent noticed those tattoos before. What ya got there?
derteqal 1 year ago
You need not have an excuse to have a few beers whilst reviewing various "gay" products! lol In fact, I much prefer the "boozed up" version of Blunty! Great vid blunty! Catch ya next time!
Maybe you can do an ashtray review stoned! :?)~
trekkie727 1 year ago
i love how half way through it says drink responsible
cameal555 1 year ago
LOL at the gay 1 the heat is not good for you you are starting to act a little crazy
vacuumina 1 year ago
LOL at the gay 1
vacuumina 1 year ago
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shadow0637 1 year ago
Blunty, you're a legend. Apart from the Mitch Hedberg video I just watched, that's the funniest I've seen today.
TuppenceMagazine 1 year ago
@JargonWithCheeze The internet. It truly has everything.
Johnson0118 1 year ago
You must have had an epic piss
MrLosfuegos 1 year ago
Well the watch band thing looks really nice on
PixStixRockCandy 1 year ago
Who knew Blunty was ripped up.
HOTSHOT226 1 year ago
I like the part where it says "drink responsibly"
bluetoothname 1 year ago
i ment to say i love the stunned look on your face when the strap broke. stupid android phone.
Xeno292 1 year ago
i love the stunned ok
Xeno292 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Now stand up :)
EffOne95 1 year ago
I have fallen under the impression that your not completely sober am i right? (epic sarcasm)
Chubbypunch 1 year ago
Somehow, it sounds hot.
aspinall2k8 1 year ago
u must love your life :D
echoxltu 1 year ago
ur drunk :))
stryke92 1 year ago 36
I love the Gran Turismo hat. Kind of jealous now
joevictor53 1 year ago
You've gotten trollied! I was amused :)
what's with the censorshit?
shtoopid1 1 year ago
it's true
ultraAnomalocaris 1 year ago
it's ture
ultraAnomalocaris 1 year ago
... O_O
<x'D
toovann 1 year ago
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einarogvaldimar 1 year ago
I like your shirt-
ness.
beard.
yeah. I like your beard.
HappyCupcakeGirl 1 year ago
weird. You broke a wristwatch device with a superman shirt on, and you said "I'm gonna go get some pizza" as a Dominoes Pizza ad was floating to the right of your video. coincidences, cool :D
Quarolet 1 year ago
dont worry about breaking it; you have a superman shirt on :D
Quarolet 1 year ago
4:49 Blunty go drunk?
TheDragonMix 1 year ago
Warum zum Teufel ist eine Flasche Oettinger in einer Sammelbox "World Class Collection" Biere dabei????
Sheepy007 1 year ago
how many beers did you drink ???
thefantastickone 1 year ago
Sweet! I want one....
MrStickMonkey 1 year ago
Hahahaha... only in Oz :D
RyuDarragh 1 year ago
well I always carry my Victoranox so I always have a bottle opener on me
so I take it you are going to claim the beers on tax then :P
PAPO1990 1 year ago
i want a beer now...its 11am...
aido179 1 year ago
man... your the weirdest... person and i hang on your every word.... well sort of because you cant really hang on a word... unless its a very big word made out of a material that can hold the weight of a grown man... but then youll need a really big space to keep all the word to hang on to. ok. ill retract that statement... i follow your religiously... ok well not in like a creepy stalking kind of way... or a religious way either... its not like im going to turn up on your doorstep with a bible
dragnoz 1 year ago
this is hilarious, just watching blunty slowly get drunk.
Anthonyhercules 1 year ago
I can't believe I just watched you open beer for like, five minutes... -_-
I suppose being Australian, deep down I do find that fascinating... :)
akewoo 1 year ago
Firstly its quite obvious that the strap would break after not a lot of uses purely because of the stresses involved in opening a bottle of beer. Secondly Becks beer sucks!
JamesACripps 1 year ago
@JamesACripps rot in hell
Sheepy007 1 year ago
@Sheepy007 Please don't hate me because I'm obviously more intelligent than you & have an opinion on a beer. I didn't say all German beer is crap so get over yourself you stupid fuck!
JamesACripps 1 year ago
Haha. Would have been amusing to listen to you order that pizza after all those beers!
NovaChrisQuest 1 year ago
think the stitching on the strap cut through the leather with repeated use, stitching was pretty close together.... dammit i want that box of beer, tried a few of those beers, corona actually tastes better without the lime if you're drinking it in mexico :)
great video :)
mattfuzzy 1 year ago
Corona, my favourite beer! Although I have to admit I haven´t drunk many different beers yet....
MGSGeneral 1 year ago
Ha, you people in Sydney don't know the definition of hot until you've been to Cairns
hollocast 1 year ago
QUICK I NEED AN PANIC BEER!! Oh who will save me!? :O
Never fear...BLUNTY'S HERE! :D
upatree2009 1 year ago
Ahh Beer... I'm more of a spirits man myself... but that is not the point!
the only way I know of Ripping leather is to be super strong, or for the leather to have a defect, a cut or a rip in the first place...
and the Nano as a watch... I did not know that! although ipod news has died since the phone and tablet projects were succesful...
LuxVertas 1 year ago
Not something you want to a have happen during a review.
FPSunderscoreSam 1 year ago
hahahaha.... This went up on my facebook wall (fav'd too). Blunty as a fellow sydney bloke i can say i know exactly how u feel with this heat wave. Except the last two days of rain and cold, weird and fast transition...
LJonesy2 1 year ago
Becks.... good beer
DJZuon 1 year ago
two questions.
1) is the strap really worth 50 bucks?
2) how come you're drinking alone? are you lonely, blunty?
domdom87 1 year ago
Ha the gay one. Classic
Ajayw1991 1 year ago
Ewww, Corona.
charvelgtrs 1 year ago
even if u dnt have an ipod nano u will need to get one
Klonezeehx2 1 year ago
lol Dick Tracy
yoshifanforlife 1 year ago