Funny Shit-Chris Tucker Comedy

[MiyukiSawada240]

this is funny cus we got a black pres now how ironic hahahahahaha

[Mefreudi]

"Nigga told me he was too legit to quit"

[AFONSINA1000]

Is it wrong if this video gave me a boner?

[CalixGirl18]

Slowww dowwwn titooo dammnnn . Lmaoi

[14smiley925]

ahah old shyt but hella gewd

[smask123456]

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen hahahahahaha

[markreidabook]

what does he say at 1:24 ??

[markreidabook]

what does he say at 1:24 ???

[yoomgitsme]

hahahaha MY NIGGA!!

[realsillyC]

funny cuz now we do have a black president ....

[MishShortay]

Legendary!!

[05clarksonc]

haha funny stuffff mannnnnn

[SWAT487]

he was to legit to quit

[haley789w]

Ohh he us so fine

[KraZxaZn]

CHRIS, WHAT YOU DOING!

NOTHING MOMMA

COME HERE BOY!

MOMMA IM CUMMING

COME HERE BOY!

MOMMA IM CUMMING

SOMEONE HURRY UP

MOMMA IM TRYING TO FUCK, COULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

[manbeast508]

you hear somthing MAN HELL NNNAAAAAAHH

[Poohbaby405]

president get pissed off b/c someone drunk up all the kool-aid

[Poohbaby405]

to legit to quick...............lol

[JAaNukafg]

XD he is so funny like the way he talking

[Ceunovo]

slow down tito , damn!!

[RelaxingMyAnus]

he is still kicking with his left leg xD

[KiddCooties]

Seen that nigga 2 weeks later, nigga got stitches!

[JENNYcutee1]

come here boii i said momma i comin, i said im tryin can u shut the fuck up LOL

[JENNYcutee1]

crips n bloods LOL

[gessyca95]

man dey be answerin my doe talkin on my phone won't click ova.. lol

[gangsterm123]

this guy is the man

[abdulraheem5]

wow hes gone fat:O

[tacospartan]

"they borrow it so long, you have to borrow it back!"

[lilcummy]

4:38-4:48 omg i pissed myself!!!!

[trumpicana]

hahaha

[Nightlylioness]

Lol roaches- "that mutherfucker dont live here"

[RaymondS2121]

"pissed off man" XD maddest starting line

[GeorgeGetMoney23]

Hell Naw..... Chris Tucker Is Funny Ass Shyt Got Me ROFL.........

[louisejanepomroy]

ELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO>>>>>>>OOO­OOOOOHHHHHKKKKKKKAAAAAYYYYYY..­......x

[MJJForever29858]

i love chris tucker he is so fuckin hilarious!!!!!

[mizblaqueness]

u had a neighbor that borrow yo shit and keep it so long, u have ta borrow it back? ay man u got a broom i can borrow, no wait a minute u got my goddamn broom! lol

[byin1]

lmao

[smukase]

i miss the 90s i really really do

[BuddenOne]

chris tucker is a funny nigger

[TheInsaned]

chris watcha doiin? .. i said nothing mama...... come here boiii... i said mama im coming, i said com here boiii, i said mama im coming, HURRY UP .. .

FUNNIEST BIT AHHAHAHAHAH JOOOWKZ

[PozytywniIntruzi]

@TheInsaned

not really...

"Chris, come here boy!

I said Momma I'm cuming. (...)" ;)

[Italianguard41]

I mean I was on the floor... and the bed was shakin!!! Freakin funny as hell

[rrpauldoran]

haha nice mj moves

[TheEbhagzzz]

LOL at the MJ joke.

[kamhad8]

lol

[Beckswill]

OMG ROFL :)):))))

[Twitchez4Eva]

ROFLMA0!!!!!!!!!

[ashneszzz]

omfg the part on MJ

the roach was too legit to quit

and the neighbors oh lordddd

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Michababen]

if your white dont post the N word.. tsk tsk shame on you

[Family3o3]

your cool!!!

[Shaz2778]

never piss off black people, or insult them bruv,

[bhuff2100]

i love all of it. thanks for posting love me some chris tucker.

[discokidx1]

does obama have a gun?

[Family3o3]

no because he make niggas look bad

[210mexicanburrito]

haha cant make the kool-aid without the sugar haha XD

[markape1]

funny!  I do standup comedy. I've made a comedy tvc called PRANKSTERS IN THE PARK. Check it out.

[Family3o3]

i was fucked up

[Family3o3]

wats up nigga

[209Sin]

2 legit to quit

[cbatress321]

let it go, let it gooooooooooo! it aint worf it!!!! hahaha

[TheBlackwarrior94]

i love the last part

ROFL

[SmooviO]

Look at the guy in the white shirt on the front row at 2:15 lol.

[xDkiller02]

haha whats wrong with that guy

[LakeMarion67]

@SmooviO lmao dat been hella funni to him

[allwf]

sorry i`m not american , can someone tell me what english accent he is speaking cause its great i`d like to learn it.

[RoGraves2012]

cracker

[screamingwithnowords]

You could say that he has a city-southern accent. It's kind of hard to determine the difference, but I think that would be the best description of what his accent is.

[dragonman0000001]

its called the black accent. try to learn it, then go toamerica. talk to black people with it. see how many of your bones they break. btw chris tucker is hilarious

[yulianachavez]

lol.....

[Evil5partan]

Black man accent!

[RoGraves2012]

thats not no damn accent thats how he talks

[gorre9090]

Comere boy! I said mama I'm cumin!! Hurry the fuck up! I would if you would shut the fuck up!

rofl

[mjkuio12]

chris tucker be willin

[xXxj3susxXx]

that rly wasnt funny

[Joker69010]

You rly dont have a sense of humor then

[dd93834]

yes it was

[FESTERHOPE]

@jakekelly7...... just download realplayer and then ya can download basically any vid on da net! hope dat helped! :)

[jakekelly7]

how can i get this video....

[HoneyJacker]

Ayo, let it go LET IT GO! IT AIN'T WORF IT!! x)

[923895e]

funny at 3:51

[LiLJJosHdabeast]

its funny at 2:14

[JAYBR33ZY001]

lol this funny like when michael jaskson  is a pimp

[CorrYourYummy]

"Mama, I'm coming if you just shut the fuck up!!" Class xD

This is soooo funny :P

[anarchysk8team123]

jeremy added

[FallenForever]

hahah hell ya preach ot chris lol

[tweeky87]

"mike i'm sorry all i got is a hundred dollar bill.."

[darthpaul123]

well he was right about one thing that i know of about the black president. obama is very fond of basketball!

[iUnForSaKeN]

i was on the flow... and the bed was shaking

[natoskato]

It's good to see chris tucker is a colorado rockies fan!!!!!!!!!!! DENVER COLORADO native

[bulls7123]

lol this guy's voice is hilarious.

[wilzboy7]

this dick sucking fuck shit sucks nigger

[johnnylor34]

Funny when he said " your neighbor borrowed your shit so lone, you have to go back and borrow it back.

[shahriarkalami]

funny haha

[illswagr1]

his voice is lol

[bseligson]

I absolutely love 2:15 when that dude in the front starts punching the air and kickin'. I've totally been there before, when something is so funny you start movin your legs.

[rewill17]

hahaha. that thing about michael jackson was soo funny!!

[mrsday26]

SLOW DOWN TITO DAYUMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chavachavalopez]

haha

[KitanavsMileena]

"Mama I'm comin'!" This man is sick! XD

[gamestationinc]

why does every1 juss write everything he says in the comments lol..you guys no dat theres a video and we no wat hes sayen..loll..fuken dumasses!

[hellere10banditters]

Because we think it's funny - but dw, you're a tough guy.. no doubt .. Dissing other people like that.. Reeeal tough! ;)

You can always tell a hater..

[hellere10banditters]

Went in the bathroom to get some tissue, came back that nigga was gone, I see him two weeks later with some stitches, nigga told me he was too legid to quit .. Sooo funny :D

[Gtgyangsta90]

it was b4 friday. lmfao ma roaches play dead.

[G37OnMyL3v3L]

I wonder was this before or after the movie friday?

[Bond007x]

Chris Tucker is a terrific performer. He's material is very funny. But the way he does it make it that much better!

[Jackassbobby112]

2:12 AHHHHHH!! POW! lmao!!!!!

[casino16]

wtf is wrong wit these ppl, its funny, but the guy in the front row was fucking shaking like crazy while laughing

[febalj]

that niggah a fool!

[smotsliner]

2:41 BARACK MAN

[BOOKIEKEKE101]

TO FUNNY, THE MICHEAL JACKSON

[janeakajenny]

the best of the best, shame he only acted in fiday!

[mc14halo]

check out the rush hour series, and I HIGHLY recommend (even more than rush hour) money talks. he was also in fifth element and dead presidents (serious movie)

[Zomby998]

omg this guy is briliant ROFL =))

Chris Tucker is one of the best!!!

[pur1ty2134]

4:15 xDDDD i'm laughing tears :D

[SpeedyStorm]

It's a trip to watch this now cuz he talks about not voting for a black President and now we have one!

[ben10wynton]

what u mean this kind?

[maxfli09087]

well i hate those black peeps like 50 cent cause they thing their tough but i like those black people like chris tucker cause their funny

[derfezokari]

wtf..retarded comment just stfu

[pur1ty2134]

i don'T think the color is important...

[ShocKWav2]

I SAID MOMMA IM CUMIN

[Str84rmCompton]

the lady screaming in the background is crakkkk uppp..LMFAO

[reeceomadeli]

I SAID COME HERE GIIIIIIRL

[mar27sha27]

I'm comin mama! Funny as hell, classic!

[SWEETELOCIN]

damn, i shudda look up this shit a long time ago. he is fucked up funny.lol lol lol,

[NicciC]

Michael Jackson as a pimp was too funny!

[VeronicaSoSexy]

3:10-3:12

DAMMMN the PREzIDENT FUCKED SOMBODDDEEEEE UUUUUUUP! lol! the way he says it is hillarious!

[melo25]

the reason that it's all black is because it the apollo center dumbass!!!

[quroamazing]

hes so funny because his voice is so high thats the reason!!!!!!!

[monika2582]

girl you been sittin here all day and all u got was a hundred dollar bill?? aaaaa!

xD great stand up comedy. chris tucker rox

[pinkyandcacascka]

Subscribe and watch

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VERY FUNNY !!!

[Esha2233]

damn chris tucker fine

[DanityKane248]

wow

[kbz24]

hahahha so funny!!!! i love it!!! yeaaa

[CDean30]

i told her she had ta SHUT THE FUCK UP! LOL LOL LOL LOL

[ezuan88]

i dont understand a bit .ahaha its hard to understand this sort of slang .. cause english is not my mother tounge

[Eagz]

theres not that much slang dude, just abbreviations and sayings

[qwertyness4]

the only people there are black! haha wth?

what year is this, does anyone know?

[kemd31]

duh cuz it was da early 90s

[hsieh29]

imagine obama is so proud dat he doesn't have bodyguards he got on guns!!!

[squigglyoctopus]

im an aussie and i like obama...but i think he might be a robot ...hes just too perfect

and hu cares if hes black, doesnt mean nething. hopefully he will help fix wat george bush fucked up....the end

[chefawkes]

too perfect? What kinda news coverage are you getting down under? Over here they point out his faults and mistakes all the time in the news.

[Villiotis]

heheehe hell yeh bro he funny as always. i aint ever seen no movie or comedy clip where he aint funny. soon as he on straight away laughing crazy like a mutha fuk hahahah

[capcom08]

chris tucker's stand-up comedy rocks. i hope there are more videos of him with his comedy acts. it would be much better.

[kingslava]

this was some funny shit!!! great video

[Jarel8787]

hey that black president thing as a repeat joke man... wtf? who cares, anyway this some funny shit!

[metorphoric]

the funny thing about this video is when he talks about putting a b-ball court in the back of the White House and Obama is seriously considering it. Funny!

[TexasDogg2008]

well he should he is fit this is funny because when I first saw this way back I never thougt I would see this when there is an actual honorable black president in the white house

[DJAmanHeer]

nigga dat shit was funny

[ddarul1000]

i love black dudes even though i am a white

[rafaelsjm]

hahahaha, he's right dude!! you do take it up the ass!! ... i liove black dudes .... LMFAO!

[unicogerald]

fuck you bitch. coje por el culo

[Toyota4Life]

I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE.

[SOLAYMAN123]

DIS GUY IS JOKEESSS!!!

[leftfeild1029]

man hdshfkdshfl man fdkjhkfdhs man

[yacoobmoustafa]

HAHA HIPPIE THAT WAS A GOOD ONE

[quietsexy1121]

This is soooooooo funny i love him he is so fine and funny

[craker371]

he says man alot man

[ColoriaCleo]

Check out Obama "Today is my day" feat.Coloria

[dudewayne]

obamas mom  is white hes dad was african american dumb ass

[ThreeNations]

Obama is African American

His mother is African American

His father is African

Obama was born in Hawaii

[goldberg25]

oi u idiot hes mum is white do u understand english u twat

hes mix race

white(mum)/black(father)

[somethingno1has]

wow ur stupid

[MonkeyKing41]

obama is black dude, his father is from kenya, so hes not middle eastern. get ur facts straight

[mo32bkm]

dude obama is black

[KeiboRocklee]

lol, now there is a black president. and good for him

[coalbird]

Obama is not black, he's middle eastern. He is a "man of color" but not "African American". Get the facts right.

[Pakidude]

Lol? How is he middle eastern

[huntedrasta]

get your own fucking facts right, coalbird! the middle east is a geographical location that obama has no relation to

[bryantdae]

simply said we got a black president...i dont care wat anybody say obama is black