Houseisms

[TexasMason2]

Um... not to completely blunt, but is House using a rectum thermometer to stir his coffee at 2:18? If so, that totally gross...

Funny video by the way. I like the part about the ity bity oncologist's feelings.

[Russman21]

Finally one that isn't a music video!!

[KakashiRox900]

I love their faces in the 'Mommy and Daddy are having a little fight' bit. Especially Chase's.

[beth1234m]

@VirtRaM found it :)

[MrsPopcorn9119]

1:29 :)

[Stinkyfart]

About the only character who can make crude, cruel and inappropriate comments and make you laugh.

[thewolfkingskeeper]

"...I coulda hit that."

[devywevy1996]

what episode is it at 1:19?

[DBZLiKeR]

2:32-2:40 epic xD

[MissAnimeFreak513]

at the very end, haha

[devintubeman1]

he's so smug and arrogant

[VirtRaM]

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[lizweinchester]

Good ! If only it was longer!!!!!!

[Narutonerd001]

what was the episode where he was pretending the guys name was dick?

[iluvjoejonas1308]

@Narutonerd001 Season 2, Episode 12 "Distractions". One of my personal favorites :)

[cobwebe]

"chase, were you wearing your short shorts?"

[minnor93]

Whats the episode between 0:37 to 0:46?

[MickyNL]

@minnor93

Season 2, episode 1, titled "Acceptance".

(Next time you wonder about something like that, just type the quote in to the google search bar, add the title of the series, and you'll have it in seconds :))

[minnor93]

@MickyNL Arh shit. how embarrassing!!!

I meant 1:37 to 1:46

*face palm**face palm**face palm*

Thanks anyways. I'll try it your way

[nrmrtns]

what is the episode with house and Cameron at 0:29 -31

[longliveGooGooDolls]

@nrmrtns TB or not TB

[Sinnlos483]

Cats make TERRIBLE doctors.

[anorganictwist]

epic house sarcasm XD

[aglayanizenko]

"Yahtzee." So simple, yet it makes me piss my pants.

[lovemyQuietscheEnte]

"...or never sit down again" :DD

[ultimatejoeshmo]

IT'S NEVER LUPUS

[PrinceOfPersia1996]

This is what happens when genious scripting and incredible acting come together :')

[Grdankl]

@PrinceOfPersia1996 NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!

[PrinceOfPersia1996]

@Grdankl Was there a need for that comment? or did you just want to show off your wit to the world?

[SuckerForTragicDeath]

"I know you're in there. I can hear you caring."

BEST. LINE. EVER!

[Eebro0]

bros before hoes, man.

[mypeace00]

Hey house fans, do i look like house? don't watch my videos if you don't not want to find out

[Madzter01]

@frumpy10182 it's called a Rube Goldberg machine (at least I think that's his first name)

[frumpy10182]

what is the thingyyyy called at the end a machine made to do a a mundane or easy or useless function something i forgot what it was called

[Meganifical]

lol what episode is 1:04 from??

[LadySovereign25]

@Meganifical This is from season 2, episode 7, "Hunting" :)

[Siobhanxo95]

Super!

[SNIFFSaPC]

0:28 bros before ho's man :)

[AlannahClaire]

You live by living. You stay alive thanks to oxygen. House is a genius but sometimes he can be so thick.

[chrisurbantx]

Anyone have any idea which episode is displayed at 1:39? I don't think I've seen that one o.O

[LadySovereign25]

@chrisurbantx This is from season 2, episode 12 "Distractions" ;)

[KingClockwork]

"House you can't do this!"

"Oh if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that."

house rules

[aprilnf11]

"Chase were you wearing your short-shorts?" LOL

[bane39]

WTF? I have never seen this before untill now ... Laurie what the hell is with the stupid accent ?

This is the reason this is not big in the UK .. shame on you Laurie, what would Blackadder have to say.

[zwerik]

For the House MD series he fakes his accent. He tries to make it sound like he's an american. Because the hospital is placed in New Jersey. I think he does it very good!

[FasusStar]

Oh shame on YOU!

[BelfastAtheist]

@bane39

Well as you had to patience to watch a 2 minute clip, you obviously know this series inside-out. House MD is fairly big in the UK, I know lots of people who watch it. Also most Americans didn't even realize Hugh Laurie wasn't American, have you ever seen him on ANY chat show? The first question he gets asked is whether or not his American accent is real..

[EvanescentWoodNymph]

@BelfastAtheist Of course us Americans know he's not American.

[MaliceandMagick]

HOUSE RULES!!! lmao

[smudzi]

"This isn't just going away"

"No but maybe you will"

I use that one too sometimes

[Zpmawd]

Yesterdays sluts are todays feminists,todays feminists are tomorrows sluts.

[emeraldcity1988]

lol - "I love children- so filled with hope."

[crazzygirl100]

The last part made me almost fall out of my chair.xDDD

[Vaega1]

"I always think your name is Dick" omg hilarious

[souljasquid]

"what?!Mommy and daddy were having a little fight.Doesn't mean we stop loving you"

LOL!!i remember that episode

[aznminr123]

the first part is the best

RUH ROH RAGGY

[Saperogo]

"You know how people say you can't live without love?  Oxygen's even more important!"

Haha, so true.

[jimbobjimminy]

"I know you're there! I can hear you caring!"

My fave line ever. I lol'd for 10 minutes.

[heavenknight18]

Same.

[ramlover15]

sorry cant play anymore,mums calling me <3<3<3 haha love house coments<3<3<3

[Dzumeister]

0:28

BROS BEFORE HOS MAN

[CardMagicianCE]

What episode and season is 1:37?

[meldinsh]

It`s definetly season 2, i think the episode is called distractions

[KLM81106]

1:27

1:36

HAHAHA

[KLM81106]

LOOOVEE the first part

"house!"

"wu woo"

[meggamuffin85]

RUH ROH

[coldplayrockss]

"bros before hoes man!"

[jadeyes914]

there's a girl version of that. chicks before dicks

[madskittlez1122]

"oops"

Ungodly amounts of cuteness.

[newmixgirl]

"what? mommy and daddy are having a little fight. dosen't mean we've stopped loving you"

LMAO!!!

i love house!!!

[13animelover13]

1:02 EEEEE!

[53CR37K33P3R]

I CAN HEAR YOU CARING!!

[TheDyingRebel]

Go Forth and scan his kneck

his neck?

[lovingnatalie18]

what episode is 1:26 from??? plzzzzzz

[KillingJoke21]

1:00 is the best xD

[Daywalkertwentyseven]

lol @ :48

[marksman1416]

I know your in there, I can hear you caring.

[kawaiiroxz]

"every minute that we refuse to love one another, another puppy cries another tear."

absolutly hilarious, i love house md

[lucke001]

House you cant do this !

Boy if i had a nikkel for everytime i heard that LOOOL

[CAJustDance]

Love HOUSE!!! 'I Can her you caring!"

[hhhhbk3942]

Bros b4 Hoes MAN! lmao

[lucy3193]

2:14-2:17 lmfao i love house XD

[poodlehair92]

"Chase, were you wearing your short-shorts?"

so funny

[xtremeskittelz2007]

Cuddy: "House!!"

Rut-roh.

haha.

[BrickPitch55]

LMAO @ "I could've hit that."

[jazzershmazzer25]

"sure you do. DICK." lol that one was so funny.

[jazzershmazzer25]

"bros before hoes man." llolol.

[PowerPuffGirls12]

"WHAT?...mommy and daddy are having a fight. That doesnt mean we've stopped loving you."

LMAO!

I <3 house

[tina0090]

'And you have people say you can't live without love -oxygen is even more important' - Smashing!!!

[PrisonRomyBreak]

0:30 MAN!

[angel16037]

I love it

and the domino was funny xD

[HedgehogEmoness]

rut roh!

[Drez26]

"When we get a yachting question, we'll come to you" "I hear you caring" "Bros before hos man" "Rut-oh" lol

[DisturbingKid]

Say...what episode was it when he says: Bro's before ho's dude.?? Loved that 1

[Soccerpersonz10]

The episodes 'acceptance' and RSL laughs after it even though it wasn't scripted :P Gotta love both of 'em

[homeric85]

LOL! I loved that last domino bit -can't help but think Hugh Laurie set it up

[youngmoodyfan]

Mommy and Daddy are having a little fight. Doesn't mean we've stopped loving you. :-D

[SIMONA15C]

Man know prisoners. When we'll have yacht questions, we'll come to you.

hahahahahaha

2:31 oooops XD

[TDobsession]

"chase were you wearing your short shorts?" xD

[lucke001]

Chase are you wearing your short-shorts?:d

lol what episodes are 00:27 - 00:38

[PrisonRomyBreak]

Ooooooooooh GOD!

What was that sound that he made in the beginning

LMAO. litterly.

sorry my writing its i'n from dutch

[nightshadow452]

Ever heard of Scooby Doo?

[silvercookies]

That's was good very funny.

[MissTrixie1]

My sister says that I'm like House. I'm honored a thrilled to receive such a high praise as that. She probably didn't mean it like that. Never-the-less, I shall take it as

a compliment. just like it was intended.

[muldrowville]

If I were a doctor House would be my role model He's so brilliant and he always seem to be right, which I know is impossible, but in some of those cases he uses common sense to diagnose and he has a wicked sense of humor he's so witty I love his punchlines I wonder could he go up against Lloyd Banks but,realtalk even though he acts like a grumpy cripple he always get the job done he should get an "S" on his chest.

[ciaobellakate]

LOVE it! This is the best Houseism video I've ever seen.

[ImeldaLumos]

Why haven´t more people watch this video? This was really good, and it´s well that you haven´t the same clips as the other houseism-videos.

[anniiieeee23]

thank you!

[HorcruxesOrHallows]

Good Vid

[FrodrickVFS]

Awsome

[anniiieeee23]

thanks :)

[deedeesgirl]

@FrodrickVFS awesome*****

[FantasmaLuna666]

Gawd, I love Hugh Laurie!!!