Death note Second opening and ending alternate lyrics

[TheNinjagrl101]

....Wow...

[sweetsugar1501]

Oh L I love you :)

[ZXShadow1]

Misa smells like pie? -w-

[ZXShadow1]

Um... Thats Melo. He's a guy. O.o

[TheUnitedBoners]

I'll watch this video... heuhrehgh... AND LIKE IT!

[MelMel5643]

Favorite Parts: "Is anyone high now?"

"Don't want an ass cabbage patch"

"Don't let the dodgeball nuts undo us all!"



[jo0onvel]

don't want an ass cabbage patch...?

LMFAO! xD

[sniper321w]

these arent actually the lyrics are they....? I thought it was in japaneese.....

[Smileyface833]

@sniper321w these r not the correct lyrics, it was meant to be funny, and yes this song has no english in it

[sniper321w]

@Smileyface833 Oh okay lol thanks for clarifying that.

[Pikuwashi]

WACKAMOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pikuwashi]

WACKAMOLE!!!!!

[dududu9531]

A cow's on the sun, Mary! what the hell is that? lol

[PPOshipper101]

lol what? XD

I can hear the words almost exactly. 8D;

[PPOshipper101]

lol what? XD

I can hear thw wors almost exactly. 8D;

[TheLilpanini]

Moody Cats Smell Like Pie Cos I Am A Pickly Eye. But I Have A Ass Cabbage Patch Which Plays On The Character And Will Ring You Sucker And You Ringu Faggot. Are You Ready Bendy Wan? For The BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLL?!?!? NORTH SIDE OF THE MALL! SOUTH SIDE OF THE MALL! IT'S IN THE LANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[NinjaTuna39]

so misa smells like pie, gotcha

[ugniusg]

watch watch as i eat pie on the character, lolz x3

[KittenzGoBOOM15]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­RN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Peachetts]

0:36

WANT SOME FROZEN PIE FOR SECURITY?

WANT SOME FROZEN PIE?

[GameZource3]

:DD

[darkestnights77]

It smells like pie? Hahahahaha this was awesome! XD love it

[pimpnhard101]

this was hilarious.. i suggest anyone that liked the series AT ALL to watch this..

Hey hey ninja suck it.. hey hey ninja faggot..

idk it sounds .. bad.. lol i'd like to see the real words so i can get this nonsense out of my head.

THE MOODY MOODY CATSx2 can anyone catch the ringu..

genius..

lmao WHITE PEOPLE.. thats sounds about right.. hilarious.

[HarleyEdits]

IM A PICKLE EYE,

[Apollo5600]

SOMEBODY GOOD GO CATCH THE BALLL!

[BlueAce283]

ARIVA RIVAL RIVAL WHITE PEOPLE

[Jamatastic]

The North side of the mall kicks South side of the mall's ass!!!

[yvieismyusername]

OMG can I die now, I am laughing so hard I don't even. <3

[Sally4ucp]

OMG!!!! lol!

[Gicalist]

this is a joke right.. -_-

[punjatti101]

@Gicalist Of course not, you Ringu faggot.

[froggyXIII]

so ummm..did anyone catch THE RINGU?

[firelegendmushroom]

Smack!

Sorry events in the plane!

I'm a pickly eye!

[TatyDarkangel]

0:07 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS xD

[fuuseimei]

WHITE PEOPLE. SMACK.

[Zachhemoglobin]

DON'T WANT AN ASS CABBAGE PATCH!!!

[mertyiM]

Lol, I always thought the beginning was "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!Say : POOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!

[antoinette365]

The things that got me were 1.) BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAALL, 2.) White people, and 3.) I'm a pickly eye :DDDD

[izabel101]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH­HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHA­HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ZzIiGg10]

WHATS THAT SMELLS LKIKE PIE!!! OMGWTFROFLMAOCOPTER

[8Axelfangirl]

O.o nao i look back on it, I could've sworn i heard Hikairipop somewhere in it XD

[8Axelfangirl]

WHITE PEOPLE!!! XD

7 people I have come to the conclusion are kira.

and,yes. we don't want the shitty cabbage patch XD

Light? I never knew you liked the mall? XD

My little bro is in little-leauge baseball XD

How could somone NOT FREAKIN LUV THIS TO DEATH!?!? :D

[amawhit]

hilarious :)

[pwnbb192]

WATCH WATCH AS I EAT PIE ON THE CHARACTER. WHAT'S THAT? SMELLS LIKE PIE!!!

Oh my god, how could anyone NOT love this?!! x'D

[iluvm3lol]

i thought in the beginning it was "we must pass gas to free all this pain" xDD

WHITE PEOPLE!! LMAO this is my fav misheard for these <33

[shrikechan]

DON`T LET THE DODGEBALL NUTS UNDO US ALL!!!!

[GoldenWolfox]

Haha xD it's cool that it's in screamo but this iz rly funny xD

[svensuperman789]

Smack! Sorry events in the plane, I'm a pickly eye, WTF? XD I'm laughing my fukin ass of the lyrics

[omgmariahx]

WHAT'S UP, SALSA?! 

[TheKayasto]

I SAID BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!xD

[MissBananaSplit121]

"WATS UP SALSA?!?" "RIVAL! RIVAL! WHITE PEOPLE!!"

Dude i was laughing so hard i was crying. I'm pretty sure i peed myself a little too...

[DookieMP3]

You know you guys have to make more of this. MORE.

MOOORE!

You won't want an ass cabbage patch. xD

[g2c4u]

don't wannaass cabbage patch!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHA

[XxXxigotpkedxXxX]

ooohhh.. so thats what the lyrics are! thanks! =D

[siverkilla]

you wrote it wrong its hey hey human sucker .... human fucker

[xxJuXuxx]

SMELLS LIKE PIE!

[xxGothicxxKittyxx]

I can;t breath! hahahaha

[mlgrd]

ARIVA!!!!

[Isccookies]

I'M A PICKLY EYE!

[Xianghua777]

O M Gosh ROfl LOL I CAN' t stop Laughing !!!! That was Pure GENIUS!!!

I haven't notice that before in those openings. LOL

[Takeshi1589]

You are the god of Death Note comedy...I can't breathe...

[ZettaKei]

This is the only misheard thing that's EVER made me unable to breathe from laughter.

I love your DN stuff. xD Seriously.

[Zestaru]

@ZettaKei Same here. XDDDD

[tavoxman122]

jajajajajajajjajajajajajaja

good one xD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lupusgirl64]

"Did you suck her"

But Mikami and Mello are boyz (even if they look quite girlish)

[2Dchan]

"So is anyone high now?"

XD

"I said....BAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"

[Akizakura0921]

don't want an ass cabbage patch nyo~

[F3liX75]

SMACK! SORRY EVENTS IN THE PLANE! I'M A PRICKLY EYE!

good one~

[ThePhyscoPrincesses]

WHATS UP SALSA

[XeroRoxasSaix]

HOLY SHIT AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THIS IS FUCKING JJJJJKKKKKKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZz

[Jeriboere]

The chorus is a mix between japanese and english and it goes like this:

"Hey hey nigen sucker!

A nigen, nigen fucker!"

Where "nigen" mean "human".

[metallavery]

its goes

hey hey human sucker human fucker

[AngelicEmo66]

lmao WHATS UP SALSA!!!! WHITE PEOPLE!!!!! ASS CABBAGE PATCH!!!!

[freelancenlnn]

I laughed so hard, my parents looked at me, and I said "That`s right. I am Kira."

(More like Matsuda. :3 Nyaa~)

[9N8X]

DID YOU SUCK HER?

[Cereal4never]

I can catch the Ringu! First I gotta find out what a Ringu is...

[Akizakura0921]

apple~ :3

[ninjabunnieshya]

Ass cabbage patch!!

[123Nooblike123]

I always thought that 0:25 sounded more like "Would anybody caugh, would anybody caugh ..."

[ganonslayer01]

WHITE PEOPLE!!!Speaking of which,my dads a whitte mexican lol.i mean it.

[Akizakura0921]

It sounds more like "sonic ass pilots" than "tall intent pilots" O.o

[PrettyTera]

SIGN MY NECK! LOL

[Akatsuki3X]

WHITE PEOPLE!

[Akizakura0921]

IMMA WHITE PEOPLE! ...sorta...>.>

[GetsugaTenhou]

lol, i thought the song has a deeper meaning!!

anywayz, i find it funny even though im a death note fun!!! RIVAL!!! WHITE PEOPLE!! LOL!!

[corndogsx4xbreakfast]

dude someone did this to like half of MTH's songs and while I am like "why would someone do this" at the same time I am like "HA HAAAAAAAAA YEA!"

[frozenlight749]

read the title. it says 'alternate lyrics'

[worldwarmachine]

Best thing evar!

[Dakotasgirl003]

Why don't they just leave Kira alone? If I had the notebook anyone who was ever mean to me would b dead.

[crazymonkey77]

You really didn't pay any attention to the anime at all, did you?

[CADICHI]

You really have no sense of humor, do you?

[crazymonkey77]

That wasn't her trolling, she's just being stupid.

[cluckeythe2]

then you must be just a child only a child would use it on people who were mean to him/her

[LawlietLuv351]

Wats that!?SMELLS LIKE PIE!!!!!!

[chucklestheClock1]

OH SO MANY LOLZ

[Romengame]

I HAVE A PICKLY EYE! XD

[LxLawlietxLove]

omfg roflmao i died XDD

[Daimai14]

Don't let the dodgeball nuts undo us all!

[HopeTidus]

hahahahaha is anyone high now??

hahahah rofl imao XDDDD

[lucythewhitelady]

HAHAHA I love this so much. The ending interpretation is by far the best. Don't let the dodgeball nuts undo us all!

[Daimai14]

OMFG LOLOLOLOLOL

[PokemonIncorporated]

....are those even the real words

[StupidPunkAss]

OBVIOUSLY...

NO.

Lol.

[tjb98003]

yeah it is!

[FallenForever55]

Oh yes they are! XD

[StupidPunkAss]

WHITE PEOPLE!!! lol.

[MarbledPanda]

more like WE'RE ON BEBO!!

[xxJuXuxx]

WHATS THAT! SMELLS LIKE PIE!!!! ROFL

[carleysmada]

What program do you use to do this?

[bazzel9595]

great

[Juunshi12]

lol IM A PICKLY EYE hahaha

[KyuuketsukiVii]

Did you suck her xD

LMFAO

[ChocolateMintCream]

it sounds like wack a mole insted of rival.

[SumWidge]

we all must pat a nest to free all this pain xD

[ThatsIncrediblyRad]

"I'm a pickly eye!" and "Dont want an ass cababge patch" are the best!

[coachz101]

i told the man that in the la- in the LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

[TotalRapidFangirl4]

WHAT'S UP SALSA?!!!!!! LMAO!

[OrangeLightning92]

i love you, hikaripop XD

[StrivingToHatred]

I think the closest sounding one on here is "What's that? Smells like pie!"

Genius, man, genius. XD

[KoganeSenmai]

XDXD awesome! I'm japanese but I don't understand half of what he's saying :D

"NORTH SIDE THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!! SOUTH SIDE THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!"

"I got a pal in the little league!" XDXDXD

[Shikingo]

lol "Did you suck her?"?! What

[narutoisthebest31]

lmao ive never noticed that before lmao XD XD funny as ballz!!!!!!!

[UnitedBob]

A cow's on the sun,Mary

[blackrose4920]

WHATS UP SALSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PockyLover444]

'is anyone high yet' lol xDDD

[chemoman1]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[aimsme]

All the moody moody cats indeed... EPIC! XD

[LuminarNightblade]

Is "Sorry Events on the Plane" the japanese version of Snakes on a Plane or something?

[Manaphy40912]

These aren't the Lyrics I've seen......

[StrivingToHatred]

Well those are wrong.

[ItsTheKanninbal]

D: !

[Piedook]

"Dont want an ass cabage patch"

"Said BIATCH no"

"SIGN MY NECK!!" LOL XD

[kirstenb91]

I"M A PICKLE EYE!!!

[kokanakaze]

lmao, i said BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!­!!!!!!! XD

[theresiahs]

"Don't let the dodgeball nuts undo us all!", was really random. xD

[Heine7777]

Don't let the dodgeball nuts undo us all!!

XDDDDDD

[nomindnoheart]

ahahaha this vid is funny.....

[MinotaurSlasher17]

Haha, I was looking for the original, I was pissed... but I liked this too

[ThatDudeFromRF]

WATCH AS I EAT PIE ON THE CHARACTER!XD thats funny L0L

[kakashisensei3601]

lol XD ahhhhh my sides are hutring lol

NORTH SIDE THE MALL!

SOUTH SIDE THE MALL!

LOL XD XD XP

[andreabby008]

HEY HEY ILL RING YOUR SUCKER!

lmfao

wow thats just great.

^_^

[xXAkatsukiFreakXx]

omg.. i can't stop laughing... this is too funny xD

[xXAkatsukiGirlX3Xx]

omk!

Can´t...stop...LAUGHING!!! XD *suffocates*

[beamingatyou]

SOUTH SIDE THE MALL!

[freaksonaleash94]

Add a hat with tall intent pilots!

[eijifan14]

NORTH SIDE THE MALL!

[lumpy357]

What's up salsa?!

[GoldenQuilava]

WHAT'S UP?! SMELL'S LIKE PIE!

[kagome22sango]

Couldn't stop laughing! LOL XDDD

[ParanoidToaster]

I got a pal in the little league!!!!! XDDDDDDDD

[ShadowTerios]

oh my god XD

i'm gettin a heart attack XD

[hinanaru4eva]

i almost pee'd my pants... oh wait... crap.

[agrajagthetesty]

Ahahaha, I lol'd. :D

[iluvharrydraco]

WHITE PEOPLE!!! LOL!!

Hahahahaha, this was hilarious!!

[DuhhMass]

right at the end of the Op, i seriously thought i was gonna pass out from laughing so hard.

[coachz101]

its goin down in the little league, i told the man in the la- IN THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

[omgitsvoldemort]

I got a pal in the little league.

Lol, you're a genius. That deserves an award.

[monkeyandpizza]

hahahhahhahahhahahhaaa

omg white people

[EnkaiNami]

lmao @ 1:12. Light looks like he's screaming "WHITE PEOPLE!" with a crazy look on his face (he's like, "OMFG LOOK AT THEM ALL!") XD I can't explain why, really, but that cracks me up.

[Cocotte123321]

decided to play my soundtrack folder and guess what, now the voices told me to watch this yet again

[pockyobsessed]

"IM A PICKLEY EYE!" lmao

[iCloyster]

xDDD I can't stop laughing.

[lightwargod]

Rofl the whole thing was hilarious I couldn't stop laughing!!

[lucythewhitelady]

i got a pal in the little league LOOOOOOOL you totally gave me a hernia

[SilverSonicFreak]

i got like all these lyrics memorized! XD (lol seriously)

[0Doomer0]

ARIVA!RIVAL!RIVAL!WHITE PEOPLE XD!

[Kaohi201]

OMG! My stomach hurts now! After watching reading teh second opening's lyrics, I just cracked up!!! My parents must think I'm crazy!

Epic win! Hikaripop, you're the best! *glomps*

[armageddon74400]

lol you are a genius "somebody good will go cath the ball , don't let the dodgeball nuts undo us all" , lol hilarious

[ShortGunWedding]

DID YOU SUCK HER xD LOL

[lilpixie132]

XDDD OMG BALLLLLZ XDDD

[KaoruHitachiin]

OMG!!!!! XDDDDD "did you suck her?!"