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  • Assistant : "The victim died with his penis inside a penut butter jar"

    Detective : "Well it seems like...."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    Detective : "He was fuckin nuts"

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH!

  • I heard they're making a spider-man reboot movie

    Well Tobey, face it tiger, you've just

    *sunglasses*

    lost the jackpot.

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHH

  • Sir, it looks like justin bieber has been murdered by...

    *sunglasses*

    YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Sir, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is a hit with teenage boys and grown men.

    Well, i guess it developed..

    *sunglasses*

    a colt following.

    YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHH

  • Sir, there was a huge explosion in the lab. All the chemists died.

    Looks like we should...

    *sunglasses*

    Barium.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHH

  • :yeaaah:

  • "Sir, I found a blue jay and a raccoon slacking off from their work!"

    "Well, looks like their work time...

    *sunglasses*

    ...is anything but!"

    YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHYUHHHHH!!!!

  • MW3

    me:ya killed a juggernaut

    (goes flying across map)

    infinety ward:looks like the juggernaut

    *sunglasses*

    infinety ward:is now an astronot

  • yaaaaaah

  • Well,seems like hanna moutiana fell of the moutian cus of the

    'Shades'

    Climb.

    YEAAAAHHHHHH

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  • Girl:You fucked me really well.

    Guy:So i did...

    *Puts on the sunglasses*

    Guy:..a bagging job.

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHHH

  • "The victim was crushed by a derailed train"

    "Looks like he...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    ...Just wasnt on track.

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH

  • "There was cum in the victim's ear"

    "Looks like she...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Heard him comming.

    YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • It looks like there was semen in the victim's mouth

    looks like the truth...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    ...was hard to swallow

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH

  • Man, Princess Blueblood was a real...

    [sunglasses]

    ...jackass.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­H

  • @themangOMEGA *Prince

  • @themangOMEGA BROHOOF!

  • "Sir, it seems the victim was electrocuted to death."

    "Well, I guess he had a..."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "Shocking experience"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHH

  • "Sir it appears the victim crashed into the tree in his expensive car!"

    "Well i guess his..."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "Mercedes Bends"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

  • y the hell dont i have this a ringtone yet!?

    

  • "Sir the victim jumped off a 50 story building!"

    ( •_•)

    Well i guess.....

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■)

    He was high

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!

  • Playing Skyrim Sees Khajit dead Well it seems

    *Puts on Sunglases *

    Curiosity Killed The Cat .

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!­!

  • "Detective, it seems that Rebecca Black burned to death."

    "Than today must be.."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "Fry-day."

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHH!!!!

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  • The Patriots haved faced another....

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    Giant defeat.

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

  • The only ban I support

    ( •_•)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■)

    ...is a Ray-Ban.

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!

  • "Detective, apparently the victim was killed using this frying pan!"

    "Well, if he couldn't stand the heat...

    *sunglasses*

    he should have gotten out of the kitchen."

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAHH!!!

  • I ate eggs this morning. They were...

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    Eggcellent

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

  • Detective, we found a suicide victim with his penis in peanut butter...

    Looks like our man is

    *sunglasses*

    Fucking nuts.

    YYEEAAAAAAAHHHH

  • Looks like he was fan of my little pony

    *puts sunglasses on*

    He wont be bro-hoofing in hell

    YEAHHHHHHHH

  • @HeadBanger868 nope

  • @HeadBanger868 D: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE BRONIES ALL WE LIKE ARE PONIES THEY ARE CUDDLY (in a non-sexual way) AND CUTE!!

  • "This man was found in the asian massage parlor down the street."

    "Hmm.... It looks like he"

    *puts shades on*

    Didn't have a happy ending.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

  • "Apparently the victim was a fan of My Little Pony"

    "Well I guess.....*puts on sunglasses* he was a little horse"

    YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­HH

  • Looks like SOPA got withdrawn.

    *Puts on a dozen of Sunglasses*

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

  • ( •_•)

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■)

    YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

  • Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

  • Sir, justin beaver was killed at his house by a monkey

    I guess he was.....

    *puts sunglasses*

    Monkeying around.

  • "Detective, we ve come to the conclusion that the victim was somehow unable to move"

    Well he could, until, from what it seems...

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    He took an arrow to the knee.

    YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • "Sir the victim jumped off a 50 story building!"

    Well i guess.....

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    He was high

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHH

  • "Sir, Justin Beiber was killed right before his concert!"

    "Well I guess the killer was..." *puts on sunglasses* "Justin time."

    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHH

  • 300 Chinese workers threaten suicide over a pay dispute!

    I guess you could call it....

    the xboxer rebellion.

  • @FoxtrotNinja LOLOL

  • "Sir, this man was killed by a crazy knife-wielding monkey."

    "Well I guess the monkey..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "...Went bananas."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAH

  • hmmm get rocked

  • "detective, it seems the kid was found frozen in the school freezer"

    "well it seems..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    ".. that this kid was too cool for school"

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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  • "This man was found dead next to a bottle of viagra!"

    "Well, it looks like ...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    He died hard

    YEAHHHHHHHHHH

  • Holy shit i came here to see what my comment was cause i couldn't remember. I never knew i was the fucking top comment though!! :D

  • Came here from 9GAG

  • Assistant :: "Detective, it seems 10 people just died at Mc'Donalds!"

    Detective :: "Well it seems.."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    Detective :: It wasn't a happy meal.

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @Nooblyte hahahaahhahha

  • You know what's funny about his intros? I don't recall him ever making puns. He just says something witty. One of these days, though, he will say a pun, and I will be waiting.

  • Sir, this man has a very weak patella!

    I guess he should take...marrow to the knee.

  • I go to this video everytime I want to make these jokes just so I have the YEAAAAAAH sound. :D

  • "H, the victim was found in tiny little pieces within the newest Dyson vacuum."

    Well, it appears...

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    It sucks to be him.

  • "Creeper blows up" looks like this just got *puts on sunglasses creeper YEEEEEEAAAAHHHH

  • "The victim was found brutally murdered in an alley between the bakers and the bookkeepers."

    "Do you think we'll find the suspect?

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "Fat chance"

  • my reation to skyrim :D

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  • Use ALL the memes!

  • Did all my Christmas shopping today. Guess you could say I got it done in the *puts on sunglasses* St. Nick of time.

    0:00

  • I used to put on sunglasses

    *gets shot in the knee*

    Then I took an arrow to the knee

    0:00

    I know you guys are tired of the arrow in knee jokes, but I did it anyway.

    *sunglasses*

    DEAL WITH IT

  • Average crime scene setup...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    punchline

    AGREEMENT

  • Looks like Kim Jong...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    ...Is more than just ill.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • @JonathanBassman *high five*

  • > Kim Jong Il dead

  • Superkoopaparatroopa bought me here.

  • Ponies Brought me Here XD

  • @DarkKiel1 Cupcakes comment on Deviant Art?

  • Justin Bieber was found with semen in his mouth

    *puts on sunglasses*

    looks like the truth....was hard to swallow

    YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH

  • YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

  • "A report shows that a man was killed last night with a full beer bottle. Looks like he got...

    *Sunglasses*

    Wasted."

    YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @HGFreak300 Wow, that's not the gayest joke on here, everyone's making an effort to make em funny and make em make sense, and you pull that out your shitter?

  • @KaaReccommends

    i call it...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    ....Memeception

    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAH

  • "Looks like the rabbit was killed by its owner after refusing marriage"

    "Seems like she was just looking for...."

    *takes off sunglasses*

    "Some bunny to love"

    YEEEAAAAH

  • My friends shit on his mic, I responded "No wonder your mic smelled like shit."

    YEEEEEEEEEEAH!

  • I guess the Guards in Skyrim are

    *dons sunglasses* in "Kneed" of a little help.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @DuckL0rd Seems like in Skyrim we got more guards

    *sunglasses*

    than we "kneed".

    0:00

  • I guess everyone's favorite pony is

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Nathan Fillyon

    yay!

  • The only I ban I support

    *puts on sunglasses*

    is a Ray-Ban

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAHH

  • pyro anyone?

  • The victim was repeatedly stabbed in the jugular and set alight then urinated on.

    *sunglasses on*

    He was probably one of these faggots that think they're funny with their shitty, tasteless, rehashed, faggoty puns.

  • Ever wonder what would happen if you put your computer's recycling bin inside itself? The result would be...

    *sunglasses*

    Binception.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @NASH3312

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­AAHHH

  • @kaos00222 No.....Just no.

  • @kaos00222

    How about...

    *sunglasses*

    No.

    YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHH

  • scout: "need'a dispenser er'!"

    engineer: "nope.avi"

    *neck extends*

    YAAAAAAAAA- wait what.

  • The victims feet are covered in honey!

    it looks like he met

    *sunglasses*

    a sticky end

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHH

  • "Detective, we found the female victim with traces of semen in her eyes!"

    "Well, I Guess she

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Didn't see it cumming

    YEAHHHHHHHHHH

  • @Kennilarsen1 OMG I CRACKED SO BAD

  • @Kennilarsen1 nice copy dumbass

  • @omp777 actually i was one of the first people to put it. Umad?

  • @Kennilarsen1 true, thats why i saw the same joke 1 year ago and see you posting it 1 month ago

  • @omp777 So?

  • @Kennilarsen1 So? first u claim to be 'one of the first' wich is redicoulus because that would still mean u copied it, even though your comment says 1 month ago. If u dont have anything usefull to say in a comment but copy and screw everything up like all those other fags who like to copy aswell to get likes , than stfu and just watch the video. and yes my comment is useless aswell but its just to get rid of all those fking copies, u just can't find anything else anymore

  • @omp777 awww is the baby jealous cause i have top comment and you don't???

  • @Kennilarsen1 You obviously don't get my point. I rest my case, having a discussion with mentally challenged people seems impossible. And ow yeah i would just DIE to get a top comment, since i care so much about getting thumbs up. I like looking at ORIGINAL comments , and it frustrates me that i get to see the same over and over again. well have a good life being a copy cat

  • @omp777 I am actually mentally challenged and i find your comment offensive. I hope you die.

  • @Kennilarsen1 If you are joking, it would be the worst one yet. If you are not, I could not say that i am suprised.

  • @omp777 Like i would joke about that

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  • "Detective, we found the female victim under that blood-stained Humvee".

    "Well, why the heck was he man..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "Driving in the kitchen anyway?"

    YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHH-

  • Hamlet: Looks like it's

    *puts on sunglasses*

    curtains for polonius

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • Sir! Steven Seagal was found dead!!

    Well... it seems

    *puts sunglasses on*

    he's not that Hard to Kill

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHH!

  • here because of the return of the greatest drummer ever

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  • so you chop of your balls and die

    "puts on glasses"

    hell

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

  • I guess the verdict in Dr. Conrad Murray's trial was quite

    *sunglasses*

    A thriller

  • sir, 10 people died at this McDonald's.

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Gues that wasn't a happy meal

    YEAHHHHHHHH

  • Sir, this man died from electrocution.

    It looks like the evidence

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Is shocking.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!­!!!!!

  • @NASH3312

    So i think

    *puts on sunglasses*

    we have a winner

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the scientist died due to ignorance.

    huh i guess he didnt nooooooooooooooooooooo

    YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

  • this is

    *puts on Sunglasses*

    my ringtone

    YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH

  • @NASH3312 YEAAAAAH!!

  • *poker face*

  • YEAH RANGERS!

  • America!

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    Fuck YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • A patient walked into my office the other day and said he was blind in both of his eyes. I then prescribed him some... *puts on sunglasses*

    Vitamin C

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Sir, it looks like Link passed out after seeing Malon in the bathroom!

    Well I guess...

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    his sword went skyward

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAHH

  • Heavy-You are dead *put on sunglasses* not big surprise. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!­!!!!!!!

  • Hey corey hart

    *puts sunglasses on*

    i wear sunglasses at night

    YEEEAAAAAAAAHH

  • Sir, its seems Steve Jobs was killed by caner of the Pancreas.

    Well it seems...

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    PC got the better of him

    YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AHHHH

  • "Sir! We found the victim's penis... It was inside a jar of peanuts!"

    "Well, gentlemen, it seems like the victim was..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "...Fucking nuts."

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • My gf: Wanna do it?

    Me: Well, I guess...

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    its time to ride

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­HHHH

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  • @AbigailFullido Good try, but it should have been

    Murder victim?

    *puts on sunglasses

    Nope, Chuck Testa

    YEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  • Well it looks like

    An apple a day doesn´t keep the doctor away

  • "You are dead...not big suprise"

    YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • @PinkiePieheartsCake this made me laugh quite a bit.

  • 50 Fucking evaluations, 50 of the fucking fuckers later, FINALLY ILIAS!

  • i was bout to tell a gay sex joke

    *puts on sun glasses*

    butt fuck it

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

  • @twistedmetalero

    i think,

    (sunglasses)

    thats what she said.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEE-

  • @twistedmetalero hurrhurr

    ur surr wurt yur durd thur

  • Why doesn't this loop?!

  • @ToonLinktheFairy

    *Brohoof*

  • "Sir, what got you into My Little Pony?"

    "As you can tell..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "I happen to be a brony."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • @ToonLinktheFairy

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @ToonLinktheFairy HURR DURR

    More fucking My Little Pony?

    This is fucking ridiculous.

    /rage

    /andyesi'm"madbro"

  • @ToonLinktheFairy :happyrainbowdash:

  • @TheGreatC0mmie I didn't 'steal' it, nor am I a thumb-whore, I hate them as much as you do probably, if I was a thumb-whore I'd probably be adding

    THumpbZ UP iF U AGgReE!

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  • French CSI:Miami just makes it sound like they're at a theme park every time Horatio makes a pun

  • "sir the guy was found with he dick in penutbutter"

    "well i guess you could say"

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "fucking nuts"

  • Am i the only one here who pushes the play button every time I read a comment?

  • 'Sir, we found a dead man with sperm in his ear!'

    'Well I guess you could say he'

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    'Heard him coming'

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAH

  • "Sir, he was a reported mob member and gangster, we found him this morning dead in a family run pastry shop"

    "well i guess you can say he

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "got his just deserts

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!

  • Sir, Hitler was killed by Anne Frank

    Well it's safe to say

    *puts on sunglasses*

    he did nazi that coming

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH