WOW! You guys put some sort of disguising illusions on clowns. Not all of us go out there on ruining a child's party. Most of us our parents ourselves who love the company of children. This video shouldn't even be allowed up here. It belong in the trash.
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
That's pretty interesting, the video shows a typical american-clown, a typical american way-of-life (junk, drunk and smoking like hell), a typical idiot children-party very american style and, after all, tries to associate this kind of behavior to a Russian man. Of couse, this video is a self-vision of american man by himself, although tries to seem other thing else. Probably the dumbass who produces this shit is blind enough to see that. Just sorry.
Yes Yes YES! You missed the point entirely! The clown is a metaphor for the struggles of the indigenous people of southern Ecuador, transposed over a radiant spotlight of American consumables trade indifferences compounded with subtle nuances of post-apocalyptic neocon transgressional meta-stimulated reality reprogramming objectives. In what (many consider) reality there is no Clown. There is no cake. there is only a thin layer of media, chroma Rasterizations interlacing right before your eyes.
you fucking canadian and fuckin americans if there was a war with a russia you would be fuckind dead within seconds you fucking faggots, look at your fuckin countries, you are fucking losers, your wimen are the ugliest in the world, the men are complete faggots, yyou shitty pigs thats who you are and you have to die :D
Because shit must by destroed out of the surface u fucking english or american( no fuckin difference, the same stupid fuckin language and the same ugly and stupid faces).
And finally the economics of land of fat motherfuckers is going down :DDDD Now that's really cool, can't wait the first fucking americans to immigrate to Europe, and i ll make suer u ll be all fucked up and made our slaves! Fuck u andrew , ill return you to the pervert's shithole you were born from!
hahahahahahaaha you russians are a fucking laugh! if you shitheaded idiots went to war you probly beat each other to death you peice of shit russia is allways jealous of america because you russian fuck heads are to slow to take on the worlds many advancements
@Sustras24 Why are you so offended? You talk about "american faggots" and yet you're obviously overly sensitive and precious, and i guess you can't have a laugh, even if it is at your own expense. Get some nuts and get over yourself! (And i'm not someone from Canada or America.)
Thanks! I picked that puppy for free and it turns out the day I signed the title and registered it was 9.11.2001! It was the quickest I have ever moved through the DMV... less than 15 minutes. Oldsmobile Cutlass Salon, spray pained gold, no bumper and barely got 8 miles to the gallon. I ended up giving it away for free and it died driving through the field. Ahhh memories... :)
9 minutes long? why not just make it 1,000 minutes long cuz i aint watchin it! u need to get laptop computers to your target audience.....homless retards
Hey, that's not Russia! Where's all the snow and Communism? And why's everyone speaking American? If this is about a Russian clown, everyone should be speaking Russianese, and there should be ninjas, because ninjas are cool.
-Tabris, a proud product of the Americanistical schoolistic systemificationismothoty
tell me 1 good thing what russian have ever done for the world, maybe the world doesnt know much about finland, but what the world knows about russian is not something for even you to be broud of.
what has any country ever done for the world for that matter? It depends on what u mean. What, there were no scientists, artists, composers, writers in Russia that has contributed to the world's development?
how has Finland contributed? What has americans or the brits ever done for the world? Every country pursues its own interests and its naive to view their actions in the prospective of "doing it for the world".
russian is remembered as the country who teamed up with hitler in ww2. im sure you are broud of that. i've seen the streets of russian, russian is a dump compared to finland and russian is where the piracy products come.
how old are u? we "teamed up" with hitler just to get that part of Poland which has been Russian Empire before (Western Ukraine and Belarus). Then Germany attacked us in 1941. Its funny u say that because FINLAND WAS GERMANY'S ALLY ALL THE WAY THROUGH WW2. Learn history of ur own country!
And it was all Polish before Russia, Germany and Austria carved the Polish federation up between themselves. Finland were allies with Germany to protect itself from Russia and actually turned against Germany later in the war. I believe it was the only country to play both sides and still repay all war debts to all countries.
and finally... I am proud to be Russian. And i dont care much about what "the world" (usa + couples of its friends) thinks about us. Russia is not a teenager to care about what others think. Perhaps Finland is :)))
and because they go and fight for america in the war and america drops bombs on the, and their own people... you're jelous cause canadas peaceful, uncorrupt, and not a shit hole like russia... fucking drug fueled dirt hole... we should fucking bomb you worthless junkies... russia wouldnt last a war with canada and you fucking know it!!!
OMG, did thedog #435 really ask "how did u catch this on film????????" ? Now THAT is something to ROFALMAO about! Also, I find it hard to believe that there are assless people out there caused by laughing at this unfunny production, although they may be rolling on the floor in pain!
I used 2 be scared shit of clowns,now i dont cuz i see there all dumb asses,i mean his smile is upside down,if this is episode 1 where r the others? what was he saying damn you to, the kids, the parents or the kind of cake they had? can this be put in itunes, i want it on my ipod.?
PENYWISE!!!
MegaZimZim 7 months ago
It's called A SENSE OF HUMOR, people! Sheesh.
skwaller 8 months ago
WOW! You guys put some sort of disguising illusions on clowns. Not all of us go out there on ruining a child's party. Most of us our parents ourselves who love the company of children. This video shouldn't even be allowed up here. It belong in the trash.
KeltoiThomi 10 months ago
GAYEST FUCKIN THING EVER!!
thedogman33r 1 year ago
i just like the beginging... i lol'd
CroOokedTeEth 1 year ago
This is hella funny, it's like what we filmed a long time ago, youtube dot com /bozogotstoned haha
x1s1x 1 year ago
what a stupid clown!!!!!!!!!
ikoychan 2 years ago
what is this kids ? "a sword" no its a snake
twichyllama 2 years ago
wheres episode 2?
HotRodMatrix025 2 years ago
Pingus sind viel cooler =P
Nordseepinguine 2 years ago
It's an Snake :D:D:D
CryXtu 2 years ago
Im afraid of clowns :'(
icebutterfly1234 2 years ago
After this I don't blame you.
BaPeZtaBiTcHez 2 years ago
its been 3 yrs, wheres episode 2
HotRodMatrix025 2 years ago
It's a funny business, but it's no laughing matter.
kennethkahn 2 years ago 2
hahahaha. no one could think about that shit but russians XD
victor070 2 years ago
Funny as shit
ralfhay 2 years ago
clown kick!!
Savage413 2 years ago
lol but clowns scare me all the time
linkyline1145abc123 2 years ago
lolol
OnionChang 3 years ago
sorry i just gotta say this.. that clown kicks ass!
Crispybacon54321 3 years ago 7
lmaooo WTF ?
lildipzz 3 years ago
LMAO
ObsessiveHPfan 3 years ago
i remember a crusty clown
lunoxod1 3 years ago
clowns have always scared me
Shoobop432 3 years ago 3
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fuck you you suck clown cock you dirty bitch you just made an ass of yourself and wasted everyones time who watched this
durza456 3 years ago
@durza456 When it makes real clowns like yourself go beserk like that, i'm sure it's worth it.
freddy1427elmst 1 year ago
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
Aaron03skater 3 years ago
I hate clowns...always did...
dervishmadwhirler 3 years ago
good job yu getting 5 star off me mate
LOUISRUNESCAPE 3 years ago
isnt that how all russians start their days?
USMarineCorpsRTSIII 3 years ago
almost, but he forgot the obligatory shot of vodka...that's why his day was so shitty
PosholNahooy 3 years ago
Yeah, I have days like that.
marquisdejolie 3 years ago
That was the funniest thing I've ever seen in a long time. I usually don't give one star ratings but you really deserve it!
TheSynthExperience 3 years ago
That was gay.
z0mby 3 years ago
wtf??? lol
killingman22 3 years ago
Way too long and way too boring!
homersimpson943 3 years ago 3
russia will rise again
Omerov1986 3 years ago 2
oops my paint it black song by Sixth Finger was playing in the background... hehehehe
SHAMANDREAMKEEPER 3 years ago
love the brasil music in a soviet clown movie
SHAMANDREAMKEEPER 3 years ago
that was fukin dumb
horvathjoe18 3 years ago
lol "here's your money"
TribalStudios18 3 years ago
Yucko the clown wannabe
th3w01fv2 3 years ago
what a mess he is!
accf95 3 years ago
yukda the clowtha =)
bartolomeo1981 3 years ago
Im russian and I think this video is funny as hell!
These stereotypes are funny as hell when are made in this manner
friendlybad 3 years ago 3
man ive had mornings like that...
zzzcthulhu 3 years ago
what the fuck!!!!!!
addrur 3 years ago
LOL :D what arú doin´here, get out!out!!
Snat86 3 years ago
Get the DVD "Shakes the Clown" with Bobcat Goldwait.
Seems awfully familiar ?
djdannyray 3 years ago
totally
uttergizza 3 years ago
lol
puppy3335 3 years ago
I thought that clown was funny.
tyrant22222 3 years ago
lol 8:48 american pussy
4CaHeK 3 years ago
they mustve been low on cash
BaPeZtaBiTcHez 3 years ago
pretty sure clowns don't drink pbr.
Spacmanspiff 3 years ago
I thought it was great!
I'm going to get ripped and watch it again.
Cheers Squid
EvilGeek1 3 years ago
This is pretty funny, seeing as a russian clown is entertaining kids while hes on a hangover, cigarette in hand... lol.
Marzbarz007 3 years ago
That's pretty interesting, the video shows a typical american-clown, a typical american way-of-life (junk, drunk and smoking like hell), a typical idiot children-party very american style and, after all, tries to associate this kind of behavior to a Russian man. Of couse, this video is a self-vision of american man by himself, although tries to seem other thing else. Probably the dumbass who produces this shit is blind enough to see that. Just sorry.
jorgeabujamra 3 years ago
Yes Yes YES! You missed the point entirely! The clown is a metaphor for the struggles of the indigenous people of southern Ecuador, transposed over a radiant spotlight of American consumables trade indifferences compounded with subtle nuances of post-apocalyptic neocon transgressional meta-stimulated reality reprogramming objectives. In what (many consider) reality there is no Clown. There is no cake. there is only a thin layer of media, chroma Rasterizations interlacing right before your eyes.
squidburns 3 years ago 10
wow a smart dude from kansas
AwakenAnimus 3 years ago
lol he either made a really good point or is just making shit up. whatever it is, my eyes crossed reading it. lol
MythicCrimson 3 years ago
oh haha and i was refering to squidburns
MythicCrimson 3 years ago
u all stupid this video is in america and same dump red neck isin it...u go ahead and talk shet on ur own country....very well done..
good one..!!!!
for mother land!
electrik1990 4 years ago
you fucking canadian and fuckin americans if there was a war with a russia you would be fuckind dead within seconds you fucking faggots, look at your fuckin countries, you are fucking losers, your wimen are the ugliest in the world, the men are complete faggots, yyou shitty pigs thats who you are and you have to die :D
Because shit must by destroed out of the surface u fucking english or american( no fuckin difference, the same stupid fuckin language and the same ugly and stupid faces).
Sustras24 4 years ago
And finally the economics of land of fat motherfuckers is going down :DDDD Now that's really cool, can't wait the first fucking americans to immigrate to Europe, and i ll make suer u ll be all fucked up and made our slaves! Fuck u andrew , ill return you to the pervert's shithole you were born from!
Sustras24 4 years ago
hahahahahahaaha you russians are a fucking laugh! if you shitheaded idiots went to war you probly beat each other to death you peice of shit russia is allways jealous of america because you russian fuck heads are to slow to take on the worlds many advancements
go eat some borsch and suffocate you piece ofshit
dannyboi9891 3 years ago
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go get penis cancer
AwakenAnimus 3 years ago
i hope you trip and break your head.
p.s. i love you queer.
sensiejosh 4 years ago
stupid little angry man. oh no thats putin.
eddie7702 3 years ago
@Sustras24 Why are you so offended? You talk about "american faggots" and yet you're obviously overly sensitive and precious, and i guess you can't have a laugh, even if it is at your own expense. Get some nuts and get over yourself! (And i'm not someone from Canada or America.)
freddy1427elmst 1 year ago
gay
drumkid007 4 years ago 2
This shit was long.And it was very amusing att all.
pablovercetti22 4 years ago
That's how I've always imagined a party clown would act... Great camera work!
shadfish83 4 years ago
lol pervert
grundstromer 4 years ago
Thats just frickin' funny
I absolutely ADORE this clown's behavior
DeadRisingCritic 4 years ago
That is so friggin awsome! That is my type of clown!
featherpelt 4 years ago
good work
clearlykyle 4 years ago
nice car!!
queensplazasouth 4 years ago
Thanks! I picked that puppy for free and it turns out the day I signed the title and registered it was 9.11.2001! It was the quickest I have ever moved through the DMV... less than 15 minutes. Oldsmobile Cutlass Salon, spray pained gold, no bumper and barely got 8 miles to the gallon. I ended up giving it away for free and it died driving through the field. Ahhh memories... :)
squidburns 4 years ago
jajajajaja the life of the clown XD
sagamalo 4 years ago
Captainspaulding u r stoopid. This was a great piece of work on zero budget. Let's see you do better butt munch.
burke2314 4 years ago
nice work:)
anticena123 4 years ago
9 minutes long? why not just make it 1,000 minutes long cuz i aint watchin it! u need to get laptop computers to your target audience.....homless retards
captainspaulding17 4 years ago
just think with the 18 minutes it took you to write that comment you could have watched the video twice! ;)
squidburns 4 years ago 3
hahahaha
Zantar17 4 years ago
@captainspaulding17 The real Captain Spaulding would appreciate Klevokian the Clown.
freddy1427elmst 1 year ago
lol
shangrala666777 4 years ago
makes me feel sorry for anyone who has a job as a clown
xksaintx 4 years ago
yawn i gave up after the first 10 seconds....
slurpy4 4 years ago
so did your mom!
squidburns 4 years ago
actually...she did...we were watchin it together faggg
slurpy4 4 years ago
You were watching it with your mother?
DaxterFan 4 years ago
Undeniably fake, but it's pretty funny nonetheless.
MainHeretic 4 years ago
i made an egg in my pants
worstjobever 4 years ago
Hey, that's not Russia! Where's all the snow and Communism? And why's everyone speaking American? If this is about a Russian clown, everyone should be speaking Russianese, and there should be ninjas, because ninjas are cool.
-Tabris, a proud product of the Americanistical schoolistic systemificationismothoty
tabrismacbeth 4 years ago
there's a 'Russianese'? wow......the nerve of some ppl......
EaNMeyers 4 years ago
This is not Russian this is Ukranian КАЦАП
aleksankazakov 4 years ago
haha
tech4363 4 years ago
that was fucking awesome!! From the krazy killer klownz at kArNeViL FiLmS!
freddy1427elmst 4 years ago
kre-tena kusok
demonx23 4 years ago
why russian?
sanitarishe 4 years ago
cause all russians are drunken clowns.
Dupsor 4 years ago
shut ur u fag
AndrewFrain 4 years ago
shut up u fag. U filthy fins drink more than us mighty Russians
AndrewFrain 4 years ago
MIGHTY RUSSIANS!? HAHAHAHAAAA youre a joker clown! =)
Dupsor 4 years ago
forgot how we fucked u up in 1939? )))
AndrewFrain 4 years ago
check out all the lands Finland lost as a result ) calling me a clown, a? Besides, nobody in the world knows anything about Finland :)
AndrewFrain 4 years ago
tell me 1 good thing what russian have ever done for the world, maybe the world doesnt know much about finland, but what the world knows about russian is not something for even you to be broud of.
Dupsor 4 years ago
what has any country ever done for the world for that matter? It depends on what u mean. What, there were no scientists, artists, composers, writers in Russia that has contributed to the world's development?
AndrewFrain 4 years ago
how has Finland contributed? What has americans or the brits ever done for the world? Every country pursues its own interests and its naive to view their actions in the prospective of "doing it for the world".
AndrewFrain 4 years ago
russian is remembered as the country who teamed up with hitler in ww2. im sure you are broud of that. i've seen the streets of russian, russian is a dump compared to finland and russian is where the piracy products come.
Dupsor 4 years ago
how old are u? we "teamed up" with hitler just to get that part of Poland which has been Russian Empire before (Western Ukraine and Belarus). Then Germany attacked us in 1941. Its funny u say that because FINLAND WAS GERMANY'S ALLY ALL THE WAY THROUGH WW2. Learn history of ur own country!
AndrewFrain 4 years ago
whatever you dirty russian dog. im going to bed and im gonna dream of shiny purple beavers!
Dupsor 4 years ago
sleep tight buddy :)) Russian tanks will come after you in your dreams!
AndrewFrain 4 years ago
my beaver friends destroyed the russian tanks.
Dupsor 4 years ago
i like beavers beavers rule
Kodocha7 4 years ago
And it was all Polish before Russia, Germany and Austria carved the Polish federation up between themselves. Finland were allies with Germany to protect itself from Russia and actually turned against Germany later in the war. I believe it was the only country to play both sides and still repay all war debts to all countries.
moominpic 4 years ago
No one else cares.
hoss1962 4 years ago
i dont know where in Russia u've been. Russia is big and the places are different. I come from a nice city... and its not even Moscow.
AndrewFrain 4 years ago
in russia a nice city is where you cant look through kitchen window without being raped by a bum.
Dupsor 4 years ago
and finally... I am proud to be Russian. And i dont care much about what "the world" (usa + couples of its friends) thinks about us. Russia is not a teenager to care about what others think. Perhaps Finland is :)))
AndrewFrain 4 years ago
if the world was a human body, Russia would be the asshole... and i think you can pretty much figure out what the russians are...
DiCkRiChArDz 4 years ago
and canada would definitely qualify for a piece of shit cos the world (body) doesnt even need it and knows it exists only because its next to US
AndrewFrain 4 years ago
and because they go and fight for america in the war and america drops bombs on the, and their own people... you're jelous cause canadas peaceful, uncorrupt, and not a shit hole like russia... fucking drug fueled dirt hole... we should fucking bomb you worthless junkies... russia wouldnt last a war with canada and you fucking know it!!!
DiCkRiChArDz 4 years ago
yeah yeah mr armchair general... go fuckurself
AndrewFrain 4 years ago
bad!!!!video!!!
rotitelur7 4 years ago
lol
thedog435 4 years ago
how did u catch this on film????????
thedog435 4 years ago
clearly its fake and just a made up show... hence the "EPISODE 1" at the beginning....
DiCkRiChArDz 4 years ago
well done im sure that was hard to work out -.-
nightghoul 4 years ago
OMG, did thedog #435 really ask "how did u catch this on film????????" ? Now THAT is something to ROFALMAO about! Also, I find it hard to believe that there are assless people out there caused by laughing at this unfunny production, although they may be rolling on the floor in pain!
JABBADABBADOODOO 4 years ago
poor clown ;D
Danlig 4 years ago
no the clown deserved it he was a retard and a crack head.
SayomiHatake 4 years ago
Ha ha...every time I watch this it gets funnier and funnier!
jessiasu 4 years ago
10,000 Klevokian plays.... 10,000 people out there going what the +_(@$* was that?
thanks to all
_s
squidburns 4 years ago
lol
duckmonsterX 4 years ago
mabey russian humor but it aint funny
zone22 4 years ago
Please..stop judging a nationality on the basis of one psycho.
Lovecr7 4 years ago
thanks so much for the complements... makes an old clown smile :)
squidburns 4 years ago
omg, i want him at my kids Bday party
millza1988 4 years ago
so funny:)
Dasey4ever 4 years ago
When the guy was strangled he said "aahheee...yew feeking clewn..."
xxAbbiixx 4 years ago
btw did you make this vid?
xxAbbiixx 4 years ago
I am Klevokian... The Russians will RULE THE WORLD!
squidburns 4 years ago
lol really!! That was absolutely A M A Z I N G ! ! !
xxAbbiixx 4 years ago
I used 2 be scared shit of clowns,now i dont cuz i see there all dumb asses,i mean his smile is upside down,if this is episode 1 where r the others? what was he saying damn you to, the kids, the parents or the kind of cake they had? can this be put in itunes, i want it on my ipod.?
harleydog232 4 years ago
yer i used to be PETRIFIED of clowns too..but yeah, they're just stupid dumbasses
xxAbbiixx 4 years ago
LMAO thats funny
TimKONONOV 4 years ago
hah, i h8 clowns 2
NeWyoRKsPLaYaz 5 years ago
I smoke, I have sex with women, I have problems... LOL
tittenfisch 5 years ago
lol that guy got his ass kicked by the clown!
MysterySk8er1234 5 years ago
get out of my way, damn ballons
Splosy 5 years ago
"no your 2" haha!
ryanandryan 5 years ago
Hilarious! Man, this guy was totally channeling Benicio del Toro in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas here LOL
ASurroca 5 years ago
hahahahaaaa!!
Raunchola 5 years ago
Just the Russian Clowns...or any clown for that matter. Besides if I wanted to make fun I could talk about your Hockey team.
NARF!
_s
squidburns 5 years ago
and what is your hockey team? canada or US? both got spanked last i rememeber
madboost35 5 years ago
I root for Mexico
squidburns 5 years ago
mexico has a hockey team? i thought they all slept in Fridge boxes and ate from trash cans on the street?
oh well good luck with your hockey team
madboost35 5 years ago
ummm maybe the homless ones... although there are no homeless people where I live...
squidburns 5 years ago
bloody wanker
exariorikun 5 years ago
you aint russian you fucking american fool
Zheneshka 5 years ago
your a fucking racist to all russians, bitch ass.
yenmun 5 years ago
this guy isnt russian
yenmun 5 years ago
now someone understands what it is all about...
squidburns 5 years ago
This is stupid and an insult to all Russians.
nokhodka 5 years ago
it's a PENGUIN! it's A snakes hahahahh!
spiderboyy 5 years ago
hahahaha.
richardbissmire 5 years ago
anyone actually make it to the end? ;)
_squid
squidburns 5 years ago
I did, and I figure you owe me about 9 mins. of my life back. I'll sent you a bill...
ubuv 5 years ago
bugger off, that was some funny shit!
freddy1427elmst 4 years ago
Eat a fat sack of cocks, bitch. This shit was long, boring, and stupid. Not funny at all.
ubuv 4 years ago