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  • No misogyny here at all. Simple objective observation.

  • Jack Nicholson makes this line really funny.

    But if you took all the misogyny from these comments and made it into a tangible liquid, the world would drown.

  • @redshiftmoose

    Misogyny exists for a reason you know.

  • @Coltaculuss

    You mean to feed the superiority complexes of men and the inferiority complexes of women? To justify treating people like second class citizens because they were born with a vagina?

    "Next time make sure you're not born with two X chromosomes! Your fault!"

  • @redshiftmoose

    Misogyny currently exists because men are the second class citizens. Don't try to deny it, unemployment rates for men are higher in America and Women are currently paid a higher average wage. Just accuse a man of rape and you can destroy his life, regardless of whether you have evidence. A woman can hit a man without fear of repercussion, and the legal system is highly bias in your favour. And on top of all that, you still play the victim.

  • @Coltaculuss

    A quick google search disproves your statement about higher average wage. Youtube doesn't allow links, though. (sources: Time, nytimes)

    Women do have the advantage in courts, esp w/ divorces and custody. This can end up with children under the care of crazy scumbag 'mothers'.

  • @Coltaculuss

    BUT, to use one aspect of gender disparity as a reason to hate all of a gender is retarded. My male coworker with the same job and qualifications will make more than me. Am I going to hate all guys because of this? No. That would be misdirecting my effort. I can either do something positive about it or just stew in my own little puddle of hate.

  • @redshiftmoose  Where do you work where males make more for the same job? That is such complete bullshit from 50 years ago. If you average top executive and partner compensation maybe, but very few men statistically are top executives or partners either. More women enter and finish college than men. Public education is geared toward young women and so more girls than boys graduate from high school. Mentoring programs, small business funding programs, protective legislation abound for women

  • Dexter's wife.

    

  • ouch. cmon, jack. u cant blame a woman for being a woman...any more than you can blame a dog for being a dog (oops! o well) XD

  • woman asks: why did you cheat on me? man: I don't know, my cock was aching for some new pussy! man asks woman: why did you cheat on me? woman: you didn't pay me enough attention, you forced me by being so distant, you didn't desire me so much anymore, you were always away, you, you, you... shit girl, just say it... my pussy was aching for some new cock!

  • Why am I not offended by this?!? Because a little part of me understands (as a woman), and only Jack Nicholson could make this hillarious!

  • Sooooo true... especially the accountability part.

  • One of the funniest movie lines of all time.

  • @heyyy19 One of the dumbest lines of all time.

    All the thumbs ups were grump old men.

  • @goingplaces11 You sound like a bitter bird. lol

  • @heyyy19 You sound like a dumb lion...lol

  • Damn, he doesn't miss a beat with that reply

  • ill bet so many guys were afraid to laugh at this in the theatre

  • @bludluva I would have laughed my ass off, its true for the western female generally speaking.

  • why didn't he just fuck her and then tell her this the next day?

  • @ColossusShade hahaah my thoughts exactly.

  • great line

  • julie benz = hottest woman alive

  • And he *still* gets the woman in the end.

  • Is that the girl from Saw 5?

  • @braddockakalatis2 i hope so

  • Hey, I have reason.

  • @hotpinkfudge then u must be a man XD

  • @SD129 Nope.

  • @hotpinkfudge i still belive Jack is right 

  • @SD129 Whatever

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  • RITA! RITA! RITAAA!

  • that was kinda gay for him to diss her like that...she's totally cute...and very sweet...maybe she was too young to date but shit, he shoulda at least been nice to her...I can see him being an ass to everyone else but it's just gay being rude to a cute chick...

  • @XxowendanxX whatever base your value of other people on their appearance you pussy licking breeder. She was harassing him

  • @8peregrint8 LOL...so how long did it take the AIDS to travel from your asshole to your brain??

  • @XxowendanxX She's vapid. Mindless. Dumb. Annoying. If there is ever a reason to be rude to someone, it's that.

  • @Ernestiqus umm...I don't agree 100%...vapid??...she's just a big fan of the dude's writing...she loves his work...she's like a rock groupie...but even better...not worshipping a skinny emo fag with hair in front of his face and tattoos and piercings and stupid clothes playing shit music...she's kind of a groupie, I'll give you that...mindless??...idk she just got flustered cos she obviously worships the dude...dumb??..lots of young chicks are dumb...it's part of growing up...she was nice to him

  • @XxowendanxX a real dumb statement, clearly you miss the point

  • @GreenyMcFleetwood what point is that?

  • Women consistently say that they prefer working for men, since only a rare few female bosses are consistently rational and fair.

  • @MadPutz jesus i couldnt imagine being a woman and working for a woman... from what I can tell woman are straight cut throat to other woman idk wat it is they hate each other

  • @TheUnP0ssible So very true.

  • @TheUnP0ssible So very true.

  • @MadPutz LOL!!

  • Everyone misses the point. He is tailoring his comments to the mentality and third rate ditziness of this PARTICULAR woman. He is delivering a carefully calculated and razor sharp put down to her, not to 'women'.

  • Truer words have never been spoken

  • Women's importance is as the makers of men. A daughter is a gift because she will one day have sons.

  • You win the prize for the most eloquently offensive thing I have read in a very long time.

  • @iPhap No he won the prize for actually having the guts for speaking something that is true.

    Look at your average western female, and look me in the eyes and tell me that it isn't.

  • And while the woman gestates the baby, the man makes the environment that the baby will be born and raised in. Men DO play an important role in conceiving and birthing the baby, but if all that was left on earth was a man, he could not blow into a faux-woman, but a woman could find a desolated sperm bank and inseminate herself thus preserving the human race.

  • And I don't mean that as a pejorative. Being a baby-maker is the most important function in all of humanity. If a person contributes nothing to society, but one great thing (babies) they are still the progenitors of a great thing (albeit that and that alone due to their simple brains, but fantastic bodies).

  • Just because your circle of friends consists of a few uppity dykes doesn't mean the rest of us are obligated to see women as pioneering, trend-setting, inventors rather than the baby-makers they are.

  • the truth hurts

  • Sadly men always have to apologize and women never do, even when the woman did something bad somehow the man ends up apologizing anyway.

  • @stevensw steven do you know my wife?lol

  • @stevensw

    Damn! Thats so true! I am from Holland and here every chick is like that..every chick.. They refuse to take responsability.

  • @stevensw

    IN AMERICA, not everywhere else.

  • @stevensw Bullshit! If you apologize and the woman never does, you're a pussy and you need to get some balls! And that's the truth!

  • @mypalrocco You fail to grasp the concept at hand. You need to develop some logic.

  • @Al0neStillAlive Yep, you're a nutless pussy!

  • @stevensw i.e. they lack accountability for there actions. As is stated in this video.

  • @stevensw On behalf of all women everywhere, sorry for never apologizing.

  • JACK, JACK, JACK, that´s why you are one of my idols, je je, you realy know how to deal with bitches. OLE, MATADOR!!!...

  • @101johngalt So I ask this again: what is your definition of masculinity?

  • @101johngalt Nah, they aren't/weren't "sissy-boys", actually some of them are hockey players. Come to think of it, I think the reason for their narcistic and bitch-ass mentality is their bad parents who didn't really raise them. That's an universal issue, not just "feminazis" fault. You have a point tho...but I don't think every man needs to be a real macho asshole to be a man, or what is your definition of masculinity?

  • True.

  • ROFL some years ago I togught it was sexist, but time proved me wrong :P

  • @NeatStuff86 ROFL some years ago I thought like this because I was a lonely nerd, but time proved me wrong :P Actually men don't have accountability, all my friends have acted like little girls - they have lied, talked shit about me behind my back...but yeah, this is definitely sexist. I would say just like the guy below me - it applies to a lot of (not all) pretty women.

  • @LocoGroove yes some men act like bitches too. but I stll feel women tend to be less rational. I could give you concrete examples... but I ain't gonna bore you. I'm talking about 20something year old girls tough, maybe later in my life they'll improve in this? ? ? who knows... in the midtime, I shall enjoy this hilarious clip one more time in honor of all those brave man who like me once felt annoyed by a woman's lack of reason!!!! xD

  • er...i think this only applies to pretty women

  • women get away with it

  • To be fair, we've groomed women to be that way for a long time. Same reason why there haven't been many funny women historically. Times are changing. Slowly.

  • "there havent been many funny women historically." WOW. Way off. I happen to love this clip. I find both truth & humor in it. Women are a very funny breed. We certainly never get as much floor time as our beloved male counterparts but trust me you've got to have a sense of humor to be a woman. We navigate lifes daily BS by mocking its absurdity even if we just chuckle to ourselves. This is not new. We have had great senses of humor since the begining or we would have died off a long time ago!

  • @rugbellybabymama The mother of my unborn daughter says that I should let your rebuttal slide, so I'm going to.

  • Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Spot on!

  • Hey!! That's Rita from Dexter!!

  • 0:52 to the point

  • Actually, that is totally true. I am just shocked that he put it so bluntly.

  • The first time I saw this, I thought to myself; "No he didn't just say some shit like that." lmao He's a brilliant actor, but what a fool lol. I guess that's why he always gets such great roles.

  • @ChicagoTyme you do realize he didn't write the script?

    

  • 7 fat chicks disliked this video

  • He only says what we're all thinking. "Why the fuck are you telling me about your life? Are we friends or something?"

  • How do you write men so well? I take a woman and I take away all reason and accountability.

  • @catsheri1 Don't be stupid. Culturally women have lower expectations and are trained, sadly, to not reason or think analytically. If you wanted that to actually makes sense you should have gone with "I take a woman and I make her insecure about her genitals and make her loud and obnoxious."

  • @MichaelnChristine Actually, I wrote that because of all the smartallicky men commenting on this video putting women down. I was trying to be smartallicky in return. With both genders, there are a lot of people who are unreasonable. Anyways, I don't feel insecure about my genitals whatsoever. I couldn't care less whether or not I have a penis.

  • @catsheri1 Also, if culturally women are trained to not reason or think analytically, then it's not the women's fault, it's the culture's fault and the culture should be put down instead of the women.

  • @catsheri1 I forgot to add this: I actually liked this video. It's the comments from the ignorant people commenting on this video that I didn't like.

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  • @catsheri1 See I said "Don't be stupid" and you weren't. No problem. LOL I wonder, and I am asking your opinion saying this, who does more damage to egalitarianism - actually sexist men or women like in this clip. I think my wife wants to slap women like this...even more than I do!

  • @catsheri1 You got it wrong. Men build societies, have responsibilities, and own their actions. Women ask men to help them fake those things and treat them better than they deserve.

  • Don't care about anything and you don't lack reason and accountability. Care about something or someone and you lack reason and accountability.

  • I love it.

  • 0:30 is the beginning of the joy.

  • The funniest thing is that what he is saying is true.

  • @poet279 He left out one thing. SOUL. Women are simply Men without a SOUL. They take in a soul, like a cock. That's what it's all about.

  • @poet279 Dream on!

  • @catsheri1 Do you get any sleep trying to reply to every comment that you dont like? your simply proving the point. LOL. I know theres a response coming back shortly. I cant wait. lol

  • LOLOLOL

  • " i think of a man and take away reason and accountability" .

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  • FAAACEBOOK/CyRENiC

  • Here's the thing, he is a misanthrope.

    So he isn't -really- an anti-semetic, homophobic, racist, sexist prick. He just hates everyone, stepping on the toes where it hurts the most in his insults to humanity.

    The fact that you assholes dont get it and praise those insults when you are supposed to pity his character, is just fucking sad.

  • It's the same kind of people who idolize and emulate Tyler Durden.

  • @KarinMikazuki Sad? No, sad is not having the capability of separating fiction from reality. It's a movie. He's an actor....and a brilliant one at that. He does say some mean things during the film, but this particular quote is dead on accurate. If you don't find it funny, hit the stop button on your DVD player and go rent something Oprah suggested.

  • @delanogaston

    I love displays of idiocy, want more rope or are you good?

  • @KarinMikazuki Ooooh insults! The last resort of a limited mind. I love that the movie and my comment got under your skin though. That's more entertaining than any Nicholson film! lol

  • @delanogaston jerk! Men act stupid too. Why don't you take your own advice and go rent a histiry book from the library?

  • @catsheri1 How am I a jerk? I never said men didn't act stupid, I just said that this particular assessment of women was spot on. Attack the writers of the movie if you have a problem with it, not me. Ciao.

  • Yes Jack, thumbs up for that line.

  • How good is jack, seriously?? How good can you get for god's sake??

  • 7 women disliked this clip

  • It's Rita from Dexter!

  • In my opinion, this is Jack's best performance of his career because his character fits his actual persona so well: smart aleck, sarcastic, witty, facial expressions galore, irreplaceable one-liners, unrelenting stubbornness, and just an overall badass.

  • I find it hilarious that most of these comments regardng women lack both reason and, due to the anonymous nature of internet comments, accountability. Seriously, the irony of it would have me in stitches if all of this weren't just so sad.

  • This should be in every dictionary as the definition of a woman. Too funny :D

  • This has got to be the best line ever

  • Simply amazing.

  • 6 women disliked this

  • @jlangston23 What is most shocking about this character his honesty, and how true it never ceases to ring. Most people can't handle the truth, no pun intended.

  • @sdalt001 I did find this character and movie funny, and even agreed with some of his comments. But this particular comment also holds true for men too. It seems when you have emotions instead of being an inconsiderate jerk, your perceived as lacking reason and accountability.

  • Todo un ejemplo a seguir como escritor xD

    -Como escribe a las mujeres tan bien?

    -Imagino un hombre.... y le quito la razon y la responsabilidad.

    Genius xD

  • Insanely rude, but so friggin' funny. Nicholson will always be remembered for this role.

  • Love it.

  • "its just a nightmare.. haa

  • Yeah, that lonely, obsessive-compulsive, middle-aged bigot who has to practically blackmail a woman into spending enough time with him to see past his thorny exterior really knows what he's talking about when it comes to women. Definitely.

  • @wickeddyno All he had to do is make up some shit and he could have easily taken her to bed. But he didn't, cause he has balls.

  • @figocooldude A man is measured by the easy sex he denied, not the easy sex he weakly accepted. Kudos to the man!

  • @wickeddyno

    Well, he did get the girl, did he not?

  • @wickeddyno

    Thanks for killing the mood of the movie you cunt

  • @wickeddyno

    Before condemning only Jack, consider this: Who's worse? The writer who depicts women in such an insulting manner, only to become successful in a female dominant genre. Or his female fan base, such as this woman here, who is too stupid to realize they're being insulted, throw their cash at him, and even praise him for writing "realistic women".

  • Let's face it, If a women would take things simple as a man does it would make them too perfect, And no, Im not a fat troll sitting on my PC the whole day, I have a lovely girlfriend and it's all good. Just wanted to give my opinion =)

  • @tosti24 Or maybe women aren't as stupid as you think they are. Let's face it, not everything in life is going to be simple and easy or going to have simple and easy answers. Maybe sometimes life is more complex than you want it to be. And maybe that particular type of woman you don't like don't take things simple take because they are more complex and smarter.

  • @catsheri1 Sorry but at no point I said I think women are stupid. I only said it would make them too perfect if they took things as simple as a men does, and I'm not talking of a women that wonders on the complexities of life, sure theres a lot of them, but I'm talking of you every day girl that makes a big deal out of simple stuff, like getting shoes or clothing, etc. No disrespect :)

  • @tosti24 Sorry I misunderstood you.

  • @catsheri1 No problem at all. 

  • No he didn't !! =)))))))))))

  • The truth!

  • @62SG ha! reason? Carol has it.

    Accountability? Carol has it.

    That's why he fell in love!

  • Wow...to all you men (boys) out there who are claiming that having no reason and accountability pertains to ALL women, it just goes to show that you need to get laid, seriously. That is if you can get your limp old noodle up. :P

  • @hvislysettaros2010 But you're implying the only thing women have to offer is sex.

  • @nodategamers you misinterpreted my comment

  • @hvislysettaros2010 Yeah I know, I accidentally hit "post" before I could fix my comment and that was the point I gave up.

  • @nodategamers oh sure. :P

  • Why is this acceptable to say about women, but not about another ethnic group? Imagine this dialog:

    "How do you write black people so well?"

    "I think of a white person and I take away reason and accountability."

    Still hilarious?

  • @Creatrix

    This is the rare occasion that the barb is directed at women, for once. And it's direction with stated precision, instead of flabby revisitation to the dubious male stereotypes that have been flooding your television for years. It's a matter of context. Is there an extent to which black or white are at odds about a reasoning between each other? Sure there is. Movies like RUSH HOUR have milked it for years.

  • @Hzqi It's the Human condition, plain and simple. I think we evolved (or de-evolved) to insult and take offense to everything.

  • @alucard1931

    Well, if it results in lines like this doozy, I think I can live with it. ;p

  • @Hzqi Well it certainly makes for damn good entertainment, even in real life.

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  • @Creatrix No dear, it's not funny...because blacks are not known as a group to be irrational. The reason get offended at a statement like this is because the shoe is fitting a little too well :)

  • @AC101666 The shoe doesn't fit as well as you think. Just goes to show your not very smart either.

  • @Creatrix Because for other ethnic groups, the same template still holds true. Doesn't matter what color the skin is.

    Man - (Reason + Accountability) = Woman.

    Sexist? That's just the way the world works.

  • @papalolita just as I suspected, papalolita, you loser. You just troll around looking up videos that make women look bad and fucking thrive on it. Why? Because in real life you've been rejected by so many women that you're filled to the brim with annimosity and hatred. Go ahead, you internet misogynist--you're not fooling anyone. Call us bitches, sluts, whores, booty calls-- won't change the reality: you're desperate and alone. You're not cool at all.

  • @papalolita Just becauze you come across one woman like that doesn't mean they are all like that. Your comment just shows that you're the one who lacks reason and accountability.

  • @papalolita Often true in North America, not universally true. I think we need to add / X where X=some sort of cultural expectation.

  • The funniest scene of the entire movie, not to mention real.

  • so very true, never tires me to see this scene.

  • dang words of wisdom

  • @statsx A dumb person thinking they're wise!

  • @catsheri1 woman, there's not much of a point in trying to correct or start a fight with everyone who likes a joke in a movie.