Funny Police Answering Machine

[ReubenM882]

@DBFdaTnT

Whenever your mum gets stabbed, and your standing there getting humped also, don't call the Police. I have seen many officers get Injured as they try to stop criminals. When u get attacked, dot call the police, no, defend urself u fat fuck, see how hard it is against 5 big bastards. Fuck off ya dick

[corky4343]

ROFLMFAO How true. Some police officers are really nice here though and caring

[nnSharkBaitnn]

*presses 1*

[Mrhappyhead3]

fuckin funny

[TheKookyKareoke]

Wanna hear a funny one? tune search "Singer Auditions on Answering Machine, Funny Phone Message"

[delorme9]

I saw this before

[DJHey20]

Omg, I couldn't help laughing. This is so darn funny. :)

[azuriterules]

lol

[souljaskata]

how many times is this on youtube?

[BDFdaTnT]

had too many bad experiances to have patience for people who think its all jokes and laughs

[originalMolo]

@BDFdaTnT You're very unintelligent, it seems. I can make up stories too. One time a giant vulture senior citizen man beast came down from a far away galaxy. It threw a brick at my house and killed my friend. Then I blamed the cops because it's their job to make sure extra terrestrial beings don't invade our planet and throw bricks at people because it's not nice. The end.

[BDFdaTnT]

@originalMolo you think it's funny? I just wish asshole like u would be bolder face to face so Id know who they are

[originalMolo]

@BDFdaTnT Dear BDFag, please advise as to where, in any of my prior comments, I stated I thought anything about you, this video, or anything in general was funny. Regards, Molo.

[BDFdaTnT]

man ur such a distraction and waste of time dont even bother replying begging for a reaction, full of shit

[BDFdaTnT]

There are some good ones, but generally they piss me off. They too scared to confront a group of 15 hoodlums making a riot and fuckin the street up so stick to giving out tickets or somethin. gtfo.

[BDFdaTnT]

I think police generally suck. They pulled my fuckin mum over 5 years ago for driving TOO SLOW (apparently), 'cos it was late and foggy. But, they did FUCK ALL, when it came to someone throwing a brick at our house.

So anyone one who think police are doin a great job on the whole, eat shit and die.

[originalMolo]

@BDFdaTnT Maybe your dumb ass shouldn't have provoked someone to throw a brick at your house. I would rather you just skip the whole eating shit part and please die already.

[BDFdaTnT]

@originalMolo provoke someone? what the FUCK do you know? who the fuck are you?

damn... you really think you're better, for real, or are you bored and LOOKin for an argument or somethin?

[Hoffasgrave]

@BDFdaTnT sure some cops suck, it will always be like that for one major reason.. We have to pick cops from the human race. if you just came to say cops suck thats fine, but to add the eat shit part, and other BS then that makes you a major troll with no idea what your talking about.

[BDFdaTnT]

@Hoffasgrave Sry if I offended, but this stuff gets me pretty heated. I said some things without thinking tbh.

[Hoffasgrave]

@BDFdaTnT you didn't, and I can understand how you feel. sometimes people suck, and thats what cops are people. My self feels that without police our world would be 10x worst then what it is now. I've meet many officers that not only do there job but try hard to help the people so I support police and the very hard job they do everyday, even when the people call them names and spit on them they still do there job the best they can. and that takes alot on it's own.

[BrandieH24]

@BDFdaTnT We are always so quick to judge when the police do their job *against us* Am I right? The cops are often tied up by the political rep tape of the people YOU and YOUR community voted into office or worse yet because of your lack of participation in the system.

[BDFdaTnT]

@BrandieH24 There's no alternative to vote for. Not in the UK, not without going fascist and voting for the right-wings. The job of the police is to protect us, if they don't protect me in the event of crime... I will do it myself... and I'll do it by ANY means necessary.

[ChiefJim503]

datsfast...obey the freakin law and you won't get pulled over...sometimes we have to save you from your own stupid actions.

[RazorHardy]

When somone pulls out a gun, EVERYONE runs away, but police run towards.

They see more death and people begging and crying over there life being in ruins, drugs, child molesters, etc.. and they have to take it PLUS be shit talked by the public for giving them a ticket (or for no reassion)

People are ignorant.... Just smarten fuck up

[schoolrumbleftw]

@RazorHardy They pull their own... they don't run at the armed person, the ones that do are stupid.

Also, that is their job. The same is done to everyone else. Lawyers, newscasters, politicians, EVERYONE complains about someone else's job. Even janitors are rideculed. Tell me, do YOU want to clean up after mentally handicaped people who enjoy smearing feces on the wall of their room? Before you say others are ignorant, take a look at everyone else's situation. Also I'd say soldiers die more.

[datzfast]

PIGS i said it and meant it. when shit hits the fan these cock suckers will be hiding inside the police hut just like they do in every single country around the world since i have been alive.evry god damn country in every god damn situation evey god damn time. they are exactly the same world wide. everytime.

[Hisomuyi]

i hate cops, people who become cops don't do it for the pay, they do it for the power... you know what a cop makes in my neighborhood... $8.10/hr.... 8:10!!!! that's hardly over minimum wage, so really its not the money there in it for. NO, there being dickheads on a power trip. mind you there ARE good cops out there who legitimately want to help people and keep people safe, but most of them I've seen are old high school bully's and spend more time harassing ppl then stopping ACTUAL crime.

[99Osen]

@Hisomuyi Cops don't bother me and you know why? I follow the law. Omg what a concept.

[99Osen]

A five year old can follow the law better than most adults. Kids are half the time better at following the law and its just sad that adults can't set a good example for youth because they are to damn set in doing things their way they don't care if its the right or wrong way or if it'll get them in trouble then when they get in trouble they bitch about how they weren't doing anything.

[99Osen]

I have never been arrested and I have had no bad run ins with the cops. I'm not saying some cops are bad because their are bad cops but also alot of complaints are not just the cops being at fault but the people who file the complaint are also at fault. People say they were minding their own business and in some cases that is true but alot of times they aren't or they wouldn't be in trouble. One major piece of advice. Follow the damn law. Its not rocket science.

[RectalDiscourse]

This is so true, but i'll be damned if I wasn't pissed when I got a 126.00 ticket for dead tags after i showed him my papers i got inspection etc. the day before.. or that time i spent a saturday in court because i flicked a cigarette butt out my window and got littering ticket. that was another 110. (25 for ticket, 90 court fees)

feels bad man

[Hisomuyi]

@RectalDiscourse yea little shit like that is just Strait up a form of legal harassment, its not necessary we pay loads for tiny things that hurt no one.

[99Osen]

@Hisomuyi You know how to avoid getting those tickets for not wearing your seat belt. He simply says "wear your seat belt just like almost everyone else and a cop will not ticket you for it and then we can do what you think we should be doing instead of giving your dumbass a ticket. Also their is no guratee anyone is going to find a crack dealer you dipshit. Talk like you have some damn common sense and a decent grip on reality."

[SgtKickaxe]

Try being half as cheeky as the person in the message the next time you see a real officer, you'll be enjoying a shockingly jolting good time in no time.

[Unclesamslair]

they one about cops raising your children is so true and sad of our society. Parents need to beat their kids every once in a while. Maybe then they wouldn't be such disrespectful, arrogant, assholes.

[mathdude28]

epic win!

[RightTackle79]

@Lazieloc13: I, as a police officer, pay taxes too. So I guess by your logic, that means I pay my own wages?

[mathdude28]

@RightTackle79 i would hate to pay my own wages. lol. this vids an epic win!

[RobMetalCheese]

'proper customer support'? lmao xD

[MrReymoclif714]

This one is on It's way to Facebook too!

[musicmandon1]

Good laugh. Big props to the cops--they've kept me safe a couple of times when I was too dumb to do it myself.

[goldenguns4u]

whats the number to the police department

[averytango]

hahah thats wrong



[dyingparakeet]

99osen needs to get a life and stop arguing over the internet

[99Osen]

@dyingparakeet Yeah so I've been told but stike one for you becasue actually I do have a life. Sorry to burst your fantasy bubble. I mostly do this on my down time to amuse myself with dumbasses and their retarded comments but the comments about police hit closier to home since one of my best friends is a cop. HIs wife and kid murdered and he found out who it was and couldn't do shit about it because he didn't have evidence. It was the guy who served him coffee at the coffee shot he went to.

[99Osen]

@dyingparakeet Finally, he nailed the bastard and you know why the guy did it? Mainly he did it because his mom and dad were locked up by my friend in fact and he blames all his bad luck on my friend and said my friend got what he deserved. Well my friend was finally able to smile and he did so as he shoved the bastard into the back of a police car. So before you say shit maybe you should learn why someone gets defensive before judging.

[99Osen]

@dyingparakeet Now I'm not saying people don't have reasons to not like cops but they clump all cops into one group. Now I'm not going to argue with you over if I have a life or not because you have a right to you opinion just like I have a right to voice mine and disagree with you and since I know me and you don't I have to say I'm pretty much correct.

[99Osen]

@dyingparakeet Oh yeah I forgot one thing. Have a great day sir.

[SuperSneakySniper]

Not all cops are bad but i cant stand lazy ass cops that dont do shit :c

[BlackAngel001]

If you don't want me to come to your house to stop a disturbance, don't get involved in the disturbance to start with. If you don't want to get pulled over for a traffic violation, don't do it. If you don't want your face to meet the ground when I tackle your dumb ass, don't freakin' run. It's as simple as that. If you want my badge, you can do the job that goes with it and see how well it goes for you!

[layzieloc13]

@BlackAngel001 Do your job and use common sence. I know where the attitude comes from, you know what they say? Little boys that get beat by thier daddies become cops. So they can take it out on everyone else. Cops are nothing but a gang with a badge.........................­..Are you so badass go join Army / Marine Corps infantry, then you can take it out on the real enemy. Or better yet go to the arizona border and go heads up with the cartels, so citizens dont have to.....

[99Osen]

@layzieloc13 You know also your so full of shit. Does the army arrest robbers and murders. No they don't. Thats a cops job. If we got rid of cops and all of them joined the military then we would have all hell break loose because no one would be upholding the law. My friend who is a cop actually had to arrest a marine for assaulting someone at a bar. The marine took a swing at him and my friend grabbed him and took him to the ground like it was nothing. I saw it and in my book it was badass.

[BlackAngel001]

@layzieloc13 I so use common sense in my job, it's what allows me to stay alive. My 'attitude' is from people who compain and get upset when a cop does their job (the disturbance, traffic violation, so forth) and then says something hypocritical like what you did about soilders and border patrol (who are like cops, by the way). Why do you support those who defend us overseas but not the people who protect your own backyard? BTW, my dad never hit me.

[pdstar313]

why on earth would the police have a answering machine

[pacmansmama]

cops are puds

[XxTodesengelxx]

lmao...this is epic. <3

[trixiek1]

I hope everyone of you low lifes who dissed the police officers, gets mugged, stabbed, raped or maybe yo Momma will and they're won't be any Law Enforcement available. You're all a bunch of dumb asses and deserve what you get. so go jump out in front of a train and do the world a favor. God bless our Law Enforcement and keep them safe.

[adamshakur]

@trixiek1 wat a faggot....bet ur daddys a cop....fuck u and his fatass....FUCK THE POLICE

[jcreamx23]

@trixiek1 youre a dumb whore. fuck the police

[MajinFurcas675]

I fucking hate cops so much.... When I die, and there's an afterlife, and I somehow get to go to heaven, my heaven would be to have a mile long line of cops hanging upside doen  from their feet, and me blasting them all with an M60... :]

[LtTonie]

@MajinFurcas675 go back to play cod kid, ull be first to call them

[FireRam419]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. LOL

[Mappy48]

It's simple

IF YOU DON'T LIKE WORKING FOR THE COMMUNITY QUIT!!!!!

None of the statements that were made are relavent to your job. The community has the right to complain about cops and if your not doing what the tax payers are paying you to do then gimme that badge. Tuff shit. I don't want to EVER hear cop complaints. Cops are not hired to complain. You work with the general public not yourself. I say fire them all and start over. To much bad blood

[99Osen]

@Mappy48 Listen dude I know you commented a while ago but your comment is totally off base. My friend was a cop. He told me about all the dumbasses he had to respond to and truthfully most of the crap he responded to was stupid. Also people hate it when they are arrested. My friend always told them the same thing every time. If you didn't want to get arrested don't be dumb and break the law. After all the shit police go through I think they have a right to complain.

[Mappy48]

@99Osen

NO SIR, the police DO NOT have any right to complain. They are the complaint Dept. If they don't like what their doing or what thier job description is then QUIT. their job is to protect and serve US not complain about us. And further more most complaints about police start with the police causing them.

It takes a certain type of moron to want to be a cop anyway.

[99Osen]

@Mappy48 Somone has to do the job. They don't fucking serve us either. Yes part of their job is to protect us but mostly its to uphold the law. Yeah thier are bad people in the police so they do bring some stuff onto themselves but people are dumb to. They resist arrest, they assault people, and they rob places and they expect the police not to arrest them. And actually my friend is a very smart man but every since he was small he wanted to be like his father who was a cop.

[99Osen]

@Mappy48 By saying they serve us makes it sound like they are servents or something. They aren't servants to boss around. They are doing their job just like everyone else. People complain about their jobs all the time so why don't they quit also? Oh thats right, jobs provide income. Also people blame stuff on cops because they don't want to take responsibilty for their own actions. Cops aren't here to kiss our asses.

[Mappy48]

@99Osen

and they are not here to kick our asses either like they do. As far as servants THEY ARE. Police are Public Servants. There are dumb people and police are suppose to proetct them. Cops do nothing but bully and intiminate. They are never around when you need them but they are there to hand you a speeding ticket or DUI. My opinion is to get rid of all of them and start over. Also your friend WAS a cop you said was is the key word here.

[Roses2287]

@Mappy48 you're sooo...... right!

[jcreamx23]

@99Osen they are servants you dolt. theyre PUBLIC SERVANTS . note the "protect and serve" thing on the side of their cars.

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 Yeah they protect us and serve us to a certain extent. I'm trying to make a poitn that some people think cops should do whatever they want them to do. Listen when it come to serving us or the law, the law comes first. Thats their number one job.

[jcreamx23]

@99Osen the law was invented for US, so to say the law is more important than us doesnt make much sense. i see what youre trying to say, but at the same time thats whats wrong with the cops nowadays, we're all suspects - guilty until proven innocent in the eyes of the "law". cops are public servents, they are in effect employee's of US. but they go around harassing people and looking for reasons to lock people up, instead of providing protection and service like their motto suggests.

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 Yeah the law was invented but its not perfect either. It lets people get away with shit they've done. Also only the bad apples of the police department see everyone as suspects. Also saying cops harress people and look for reasons to lock people up is fucked up bullshit people say because they like to blame the cops for locking their law breaking asses in jail. Also with all these law breakers out there I can see why many cops are on edge these days.

[jcreamx23]

@99Osen ive dealy with enough cops to know that 90% of them are arrogant cunts on powertrips who hide behinds badges and guns and fuck with people. ive been threatened several times with getting arrested for practicing my 1st amendment rights. how bout you go type in "police brutality" in youtube and get a glimpse for yourself of how a lot of cops actually act before you pretend u know something. better yet go talk back to a cop just as an experiement and see how long it takes you to get tazed.

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 I've seen my friend on the job before and I soon learned there is always more to the situation than is said. Usually if I hear police brutality I learned from watching him handcuff someone it means he took them to the ground to roughly or they are complaining about him having the handcuffs on to tight. I'm sure there is more to the whole arresting thing than you are letting on.

[jcreamx23]

@99Osen seeing as how youre too lazy or too ignorant to go search youtube for police brutality and see for yourself why I and thousands of other people hate pigs, ill give you a link. just copyand paste this thing and you tell me why people hate cops. i just clicked the 1st link i found after searching for police brutality. im sure you'll find an excuse as to why cops are allowed to punch women in the face, or slam teenage girls against walls then whip them to the ground by their hair

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 No I could and yeah i know some police assault people but those are the bad seeds. Not every single cop is like that. Also some people hate cops because they get caught breaking the law and they get arrested. Also people always run, if they are so innocent why run then. I don't agree with cops punching people and pulling people by the hair but people tend to tell tales sometimes. You only look at the bad cops and not the ones who do the right thing.

[jcreamx23]

@99Osen a few bad apples ruins the bunch.not all people who drink and drive end up killing people in high speed collisions. so why is it against the law for EVERYONE to drink and drive? police brutality happens alot more than you think, too. if ya dont believe me, go watch more videos on youtube. theres hundreds. its a culture of corruption and arrogance running rampant in law enforcement. thats why cops beat the shit out of people right in front of cameras. they get away with it 98% of the time

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 I know police burtality happens but also people use that as an excuse. Its being used more and more and the only reason is because some dumbass got arrested. Also videos can be edited. It happens all the time. i don't trust alot of shit I see unless I know it happened for sure. If someone put proof right in front of me and I saw thats different. Also drinking and driving is just fucking dumb. IF you want to risk ur life and others be my guest. And you thought I was ignorant.

[jcreamx23]

@99Osen you question the validity of the cameras of citizens but police get a free pass on the editing thing? like they not capable of the same thing? if any other part of society, especially in the public service domain, had as many complaints and video tape evidence of brutality it would raise a red flag for you. imagine if local schools around the country had evidence that teachers were beating the shit out of students, you would say somethings wrong with the whole system not blame the kids

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 You know I'm losing patient real quick with you assuming how I would feel. Listen and listen well no I would not say the whole system is fucked up. Their are bad seeds everywhere making the good citizens look bad. Thats just how it is. Get over it. Police probably edit stuff to and I never said they didn't, so ur putting words in my mouth as well. I'm not saying police don't do things that are wrong but ur bunching all of them together which is bullshit. I'm done arguing with an idiot

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 But on a final note if you still want to blame cops for all ur issues and say how bad they are go ahead and do that. Also just how you assume how I feel and how you assume all cops are bad I'll assume that ur a gangbanger and when you get in trouble with the cops its ur own fault and you shouldn't be out breaking the law. Also I would like to point out first amendmant rights only go so far. I mention that because you brought it up in one of ur other comments that made no sense.

[jcreamx23]

@99Osen im not blaming them for anything just saying most of them are pricks. you should;ve shut up a long time ago cuz youre wrong and theres nothin to argue about. so fuck off already

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 I watched police brutality videos. I watched 9 videos. 5 of them was bullshit. It was mostly people bullshiting their way through and making excuses and some ways cops handled it I agreed with. Some might of use a little more force than necessary but sometimes it the only way to control people. Then, those idiots want to sue for it and cry little baby tears. Now 4 of them I agree cops got way out of hand and need to be fired and jailed. My friend watched them with me and agreed.

[jcreamx23]

@99Osen i already agreed there are a lot of good cops, and i readily admit that there are a lot of people who provoke cops to use force on them. thats not the point though, the point is theres way too many incidents of police brutality going on throughout the country and it shows a culture of corruption and an "above the law" mentality in the minds of police. cops are supposed to be protect & serve, but instead they treat everyone like a possible suspect and hide behind bages & guns acting tough

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 Listen pal the way you've been coming off you act like its all cops though. I've never heard you once say people provoke cops. Now ur changing what you said to make it sound like you have a valid argument. You've made it sound like cops are bullies. Some are but not all of them. Also they don't always treat people like possible suspects but if ur in a town with alot of crime I don't blame them. Omaha is a great example with all the shooting there related to gangs.

[jcreamx23]

@99Osen i said 90%of them are cunts and i stand by it. im not changing anything. youre too fuckin ignorant to understand what i say and keep up. and ive been to more towns than just my own, its rare to find a cool cop. and i dont giva fuck what u or your gay little friend think either, maybe you live in some upscale gated neighborhood and you dont know what its like to have to deal with the real world, but i pray someday you argue with a cop over a speeding ticket and they crash ur head

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 So you've been everyewhere USA and you know all cops so you know that 90% are bad. I live in a decent neighborhood but cops have been called down through here because a guy pulled a gun on construction workers. Anyway by no means am I gated off. I live close to Omaha where shooting are happening all the time and I am listening about one as I am typing this. My friend also says that if you get a speeding ticket don't be a little bitch and pay the damn thing. Its not rocket science.

[jcreamx23]

@99Osen exatly, you live in fuckin nebraska. youre a little homo who's biggest fear is the crops of corn wont come in this year. you watch too much tv little fella. stop being scared of criminals. if the gov't was set up to help people and make it easy to work and live you wouldnt have drug addicts and stick up kids who get sick of little whores like you who sit in your nice house and judge everyone else for not being born in the lap of luxury like you.

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 I'm not judging anyone. You assume way to much. Just like u think I'm a farmer and I'm not. I'm a writer not a farmer. People blame the law because they are selfish. So you don't want people following traffic laws. Well when someone pulls into ur lane and you rear end them but they didn't use their blinker then its not their fault using ur line of thinking right? I've never kisses a cops ass but I follow laws to stay out of trouble.

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 Its not that you think cops are out there to make ur life harder, your promblem is that you don't want to take responsiblity for ur own actions so you blame people who people hate, cops. You think are like every criminal I've seen, you blame others for your promblems. Now you want to talk about judging others, what the hell are you doing? Your judging me for having different views. I'm not in luxury with you asshole. Stop making excuses for breaking the law.

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 You think your life is so bad. You know what about the cops who are just walking down the street minding their own buiness and get jumped by some thugs. Those thugs are in the right? A cop arrests a guy because he shot someone. That wrong? Your trying to make it sound like ur always right and everyone who doesn't see it ur way is wrong. Your full of shit and the real one judging here is you. Lifes not fair and bad seeds make it hard but sometimes people have to stand up and handle it.

[jcreamx23]

@99Osen and if you like cops so much and theyre doin such an honorable job, why dont you tuck in your vagina and walk down to the local PD and apply for a job. you sound like the type of little prick who would make a perfect cop, an arrogant little pussy with a gun and a badge who thinks he knows whats right for everyone else. or how bout you just go out in the streets vigilante style and start sharing all your opinions of "criminals" with random people. see how long it takes u to get raped

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 Well I'm not an idiot. Also I know I wouldn't make a very good cop. Plus a lot of people don't rape people for speaking their minds. They beat the shit out of people. Also if their such pussys then why do they put themselves in harms way by going outside at all? Why would they want to go out if they know it could be their last time? I mean its not my fault you can't follow the fucking law and always getting on cops badside. Your the kind of prick that truely plagues society.

[jcreamx23]

@99Osen they go outside cuz they got a gun and a badge and a little radio to call in 50 of their friends. most cops wouldnt dare act the way they do if they didnt have the "law" on their side. and i have no problem getting along with cops, i just dont like authority or people who will lock you in a fuckin cage if you dont kiss their ass. im sick of getting pulled over for not using a fuckin blinker or some other stupid shit and dealing with some GED having ape who wouldnt face me without a badge

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 You see their is a difference bewteen me and you. You just don't like following other peoples rules and you think you should be able to do whatever you want. Me on the other hand weather I like the rules are not I follow them because I choose to take the smart way out and I understand that weather I like the rules or not doesn't really matter. You know blinker aren't stupid. Their there to make sure someone knows ur pulling over. Your just making excuses.

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 Suck it up and stop being a little baby. Be a real man and take responsiblity for ur own actions. Thats what a real man would do. If you don't thats what really makes you a pussy and a homo. You don't think I had it hard. Not as bad as others but I've had my share fair or issues. Stop acting like ur above everyone else because you oppose the law. If you think its so bad here move then. Go to Europe or something if its so bad here and you don't like the government.

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 You need to suck it up and be an adult. Yeah the law isn't perfect but nothing is. Deal with it. I don't see everyone else whining. I see a small part of society whining about how tough they have it and how life is bad and how everything is the law and governments fault. I hate seeing that. I like seeing those who pull themselves up and work for what they have. You want something and cops to stop bugging you. Obey the law and work for a good and better life and stop being a brat.

[jcreamx23]

@99Osen youre so thick-headed dude, talkin to you is like talkin to a child. everything is so simple with you. nobody is whining im just telling you why cops are little bitches. and speaking of blinkers , 99% of cops refuse to signal when they turn or switch lanes. i dont know about where you live but cops around here rarely signal or obey the traffic laws. they drive around like they own the road. yet we're expected to do it or pay some bullshit fine? youre a sheep bro......a chimp

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 So I'm a sheep and a monkey. Dude I'm either one or the other make up ur damn mind. Secondly the cops around where I live and where I have been (as in not in my birth state of Nebraska) the cops obey traffic laws. On the way to Florida they did, in Iowa, and in Missouri (don't give a damn if I spelled Missouri wrong its close enough). Also I wish you would say 99% of the cops you know instead of 99% of cops. Talking to you is like talking to my grandma. She is never wrong. 

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 Regardless of all that I at least admit I'm thick-headed and if I whine I admit it instead of denying it. I face up to my promblems instead of finding someone to blame it on. You see I think ur issue is you make ur own promblems but you don't want to admit it so you find someone to blame it on. Also why don't you obey traffic laws? Cops don't so why do I have to? Thats not very good logic

[PluripotentBrain]

@99Osen i've never seen a cop violate a traffic law in my city...yet.

[jjohnsoc]

@PluripotentBrain sh*t, i certainly have.

[99Osen]

@PluripotentBrain I haven't either but jcreamx23 apparently thinks cops don't follow the same rules citizens do. What the hell are cops? Chopped liver. They are citizens of the USA just like us except they have respectable job of keeping me safe and dumbasses in line. I ain't saying thier aren't cops who violate traffic law but we should be thankful me and you haven't see that kind of stuff.

[layzieloc13]

@PluripotentBrain Ive seen cops violate all kinds of laws especially the constitutional laws (laws of the land). Ive seen them murder people out of uniform........

[99Osen]

@layzieloc13 Plus as far as them breaking the law they aren't the only ones. Citizens who aren't cops commit the worst of the crimes. Once in a while you hear shit about cops commiting horrible crimes but usually them and ones even worst than them get caught by guess who? Yep other police. Amazing how they are nothing but gangs in a badge yet they arrest sick bastards who have no sympathy for what they did. You dont' have to admit it but cops make the public safe by putting people away.

[PatrioticEagle50]

@jcreamx23 Wow, I can tell you have an IQ that is the same as your age. You don't like athority? Well, it is dumbass people like you that is the reason police officers exsist. If they didn't have to keep your dumb ass in line, then they wouldn't need to exsist. So quit being a little faggot bitch and obey the fucking law. Your parents need to beat you. I know I would have.

[99Osen]

@jcreamx23 I also got his opinion and we agreed on which ones we believe and which ones we think people tried to milk it on. People hate cops though and we aren't the only ones on the videos who think people try to milk shit or who think the cops were out of control. But we also got to remind ourselves that cops aren't perfect and yes they made very bad mistakes and shouldn't of done what they did but they aren't robots. They have emotions and they can lose their cool when pushed too far.

[layzieloc13]

@99Osen Yes they are "Public Servents" by definition just like "politicians". I along with every other tax paying citizen pays thier wages so in essence they work for me and every other citizen. They are suppose to answer to us not the other way around..................

[99Osen]

@layzieloc13 Guess what cops pay taxes and are citizens too. And no you don't pay their wage, the department does. I doubt you sit their and write up pay checks. When you do be sure to tell me. Yeah we pay taxes which is probably where their salary comes from true but they pay taxes as well so if you think about it and think with your logic they are sort of paying each other also. You're right they do serve the public but to a extent.

[BMX1061]

@99Osen hell ya man my dads an officer and all people due is complain about them doing whats wrong and right they dont understand that and that there told to do things like everyone else with a boss

[99Osen]

@BMX1061 Yeah my friend who is a cop says he thinks some laws are stupid but its his job to enforce them regardless of how he feels and its our jobs to follow the laws. He says it doesn't matter if we like the laws or not we have to follow them and its his job to make sure we do and if all people are going to do is bitch well then don't ask the cops to come save your dumb ass when you're in trouble.

[datzfast]

@99Osen fuck the cops, they can suck my cock lazy fat asses they all got hemroids form sittin on their bung holes all days.

[99Osen]

@datzfast Go right ahead and think that. You're probably one of those sorry dumbasses who have nothing better to than bitch about cops keeping their dumbass in line. People bitch to much about cops. Follow the motherfucking law and you won't have to fucking worry. People break the law then bitch about cops doing their job but if stuff happens to them and the cops don't wave fix it fast enough for them they bitch about cops not doing their jobs. Its a lose lose situation for them.

[datzfast]

@99Osen No, i just one who has never seen a pig do his job.

[99Osen]

@datzfast Well I have and they are called police not pigs. Its sick that we call other citizens pigs (cops are still citizens). Yeah you may not know many good cops but I know a lot of really good cops who have kept the areas I frequent save.

[datzfast]

@99Osen you shit

[99Osen]

@datzfast Go ahead and call me names. Not my promblem that you can't handle some basic truths about cops and its not my problem it blows your idea of cops out of the water. Go ahead and think what you want but that doesn't mean it'll change the relaity.

[Hisomuyi]

@datzfast true that, cops spend way too much time, trying to screw of common ppl with $200 fines for having a loud engine, or a headlight out rather than stop REAL CRIME! i mean seriously? some guy out there is selling crack to a 13 yr old and your pull MY ass over and give me a ticket for not wearing a seat belt???? its like really? really? go stop ACTUAL crime and leave me the hell alone!

[99Osen]

@Hisomuyi Oh really last I checked not wearing your seat belt was a real crime unless the law has changed recently without my knowing. My freind is a cop and he was asked at a school why he became a cop, it had nothing to do with money or power but he wanted to keep the streets save. Yes it has handed out tickets but he said "people bitch but how the hell do you think I fucking feel having to pull your ass over because you have a lead foot." Its crazy. He hates it too.

[palmina77italiana]

OMG Too funny!!! :-)

[awdeaton]

this is great! I would love to have this at work!

[1ArsenalFan1]

Press 4 < Best One Lol

[1ArsenalFan1]

lol

[chrisgsxr600]

lnglivsanatra your dumb, so you like to generalize by saying all cops brutalize? so should I say every person who places others in a category because of their job, is retarded? or just you?

[LngLvSinatra]

So, cops are only violating our Constitutional rights and brutalizing us because they love us? ...Oh! and because they're not here to kiss our butts.

Well, I don't have Stockholm Syndrome, and I don't buy this "cops are just doing their job" and "trying to help us" propaganda.

[statre7456]

And remember were here to save your butts...not kiss em' LMAO

[CrAzYcHiC1998]

hahahahahahhhaha lolz lmao

[Thalllo]

Haha. they should use this for real.

[LindaTravels]

I wonder if there is one for the fire dept too!

[maribellc]

That would be wonderful......=D

[jasperlovescody123]

lol

[LightHimUp]

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