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  • kill that shit

  • Pedobear anyone? lol

  • OMG, where the hell do you live?

  • bear: im scared x10000

    spider:shut up

    bear: im scared

    lol

  • That spider will probably come back for revenge. lol

  • I wanna visit my uncle in Australia, but I'm fucking scared of the spiders there.

  • wtf is wrong with you aussies? havnt you ever heard the term "dont poke the bear"? this is how steve irwin died btw.... oh look, its a huge manta ray, lets swim down for a closer look eh mate? for no reason whatsoever, other than to put myself in harms way.. brilliant !

  • thumbs up if you jumped when it moved >.< because i did lmao , TWICE

  • is this for real?? get a hobby mate!

  • i was at my grandparents river house and there was a wolf spider sitting in their garage and it was there all night. so i went up to it in the morning and started poking it with my shoe and we all thought it was dead so i almost picked it up and before i did it started moving i was like OH SHIT :0

  • HE IS PEDOBEAR O.O

  • dude i'd shit my pants if i see such a big spider in my house LoL and u just playin with that lol

  • Reminds me of a de-motivational poster I saw; Australia- Where spiders are so big they have health bars.

  • i am never moving to australia

  • get a wife -.-

  • damn i woulds just shoot that gross thing with my airsoft gun

  • @sagasa456 That gross thing like you say, allows us not to be invaded by bugs by eating them, so you should shup up and think for once in your life.

  • bahahahaha split personality!!!

  • U could if throw the bear at the spider and say he kissed it I would do that

  • hahahaahahahahahah xDDD

  • piderbear!

  • I would've stuck the bear onto a long long LONG stick and then make it kiss the spider

  • WTF?....Id be holding a can of industrial grade bug spray, not a damn teddy bear.

  • THUBS up if u were waitin' for the spider to beat his arm

  • i wish i had the balls to do that i hate rataphobie...

  • what the fuck is wrong with you ??????

  • now you kiss it :P

  • Fuck living in Australia with spiders this size

  • Either you're very lonely, or you just have too much time on your hands.

  • pour bear

  • what ever happened to the spider?

  • you gotta kiss the spider ted

    (me as ted not that ted)okay: DIE BITCH DIE (misses and crawls on me to that guy with his hand up my ass)

  • DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!

  • IT'S A BIG SPIDER BRAIN....IT'S A BIG SPIDER! IT'S SCARY BRAIN, IT'S SCARY!! XD

  • Oh a spider. You are tiny. I am a great big person. I am a grown up. I can handle this. You are tiny. I am a great big pe... OMG IT MOVED !!!!!!

  • You really need some medical help bro!

  • what is scaring me isn't the spider but just U! xD

  • forever alone guy

  • Couldn't help but laugh when the spider moved all i could hear the guy go "UHH!"

  • GAY!!!!

  • the usa version of mr bean lol

  • @MrROSSTHEBOSS1997 By looking at the spider and hearing this man's accent, I believe this was actually recorded in Australia. The spider is a huntsman spider.

  • is it too much to ask to hold the damn camera still

  • Okay Brian, I'll do it foh you...

    And then we get to cuddoh afterwards it injects venom into you.

  • dude pull out ur BB gun and open fire!

  • boring... -.-

  • Spider: RAPE! RAPIST! RAPE RAPE RAPE!!

  • well thats one reason to buy an airsoft gun good spider killers and wont go through the wall

  • O it runs 30 miles an hours by the hour and jump 2 feet.

  • Dude u have no life

  • Why, uh, why is a grown man playing with a teddy bear....

  • That bear is a pussy...

  • Forever alone

  • fuck im glad i dont live where u are il stay safe up in canada where their is no fucking thing that size!

  • This is why spiders hate and or eat us -_-"

  • @DeadlyFlower19 many

  • fuk!!! asif i would even go near it!!!

  • Spider: "HELP THAT BEAR IS TRYING TO MOLEST ME!!!"

  • @AbominableBunny could be

  • @AbominableBunny pedobearrrr :D

  • LMAO.... that was funny. especially on weed.

  • why would you put a poor defensless teddy bear in harms way like that? sham on you :{

  • LOL HIS SNORT AT 1:41

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  • i am terrified of spiders and I'm watching this -.- not helping

  • c'mon. kiss the spoida

  • @RuthlessJC LMAO

  • fuck me, i think the ones in england are big. Reasons why i will never live in america or austrailes.

    reason #1 - spiders.

  • Graham is more scared of him than the bear xD

  • It is scary, Graham! Don't make Ted kiss the spider! D:

  • @snjzoo Lmfao.

  • it's scary graham! lol!!

  • I would rather be kicked in the balls than to have that in my house. I am NOT lying. I have the worst case of aracnofobia fucking ever...

  • you guys are pussies! in the philippines we catch spiders and fight them

  • @RonnieCrz06

    thats real brave :O

  • SHOOT AT IT WITH A BB GUN, DAMN IT !!

  • ahah..laugh til it jumps into ur face! xD..ps: this spider does not jump xD

  • roast the blooody spoydah on the bahbie!

  • hey Teddy :D the spider is even more scared! Trust me ;3

  • @.@ yes let's just pretend it's not there....

  • little gear is a chicken xDDDD

  • HOLY SHIT... that guy was scared too haha.

    i would nuke the fucking house.

  • Lol I want to go to aussy. Please tell me its not normal to see these inside lol.

  • HIT IT!! HIT IT WITH A STIKE!!!

  • face hugger

  • Gotta kiss the spider Ted!!!

    *Throws Ted at the wall and runs away*

  • No Comment...

  • Lmao Spider says fuck you, spider don't give a shit. Hahaha I'm sure as hell never going to Australia.....

  • Kiss the Spider!

    It's scary!

  • dude u r a totall fail if i were that spider i would have jumped on ur face and bite u to death and then i would have killed tedddy with a freaking knife

  • This is the forever alone guy

  • Why don't you kiss the fucking spider?

  • DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!

  • 1:42 the noice is funny xD

  • What the fuck is this,

    Who the fuck is this,

    Why the fuck is this.

    I seriously can't comprehend what the fuck I just watched

  • Hahaha it's scarrrryyy Graham LOLLL

  • ummmmm pedifile????

  • Ima laugh my fcken azz off if that spider attacks and the guy runs away leaving Ted behind xD

  • quick question. if there was a very big, possibly very poisonous spidr running around on your wall, what the hell could have possesed you to chase it close to the ceiling with a bear as your only protection if itfell on you? XD

  • Goddamn Ted Bear...

  • lodówka to nagrywales?

    

  • i m so happy that i live in germany here we dont have big or dangerous spiders 

  • pretty soon that spiders is going to get pissed off and say fuck you and bite your ass.

  • Yes, Kiss the spider Ted >:)

  • How scary must it have been for the spider? He was just sitting there, minding his own business when a man with a camera and a bear puppet shows up and the bear tries to kiss him. if that wasn't bad enough, the bear keeps moaning about how it's scary and touches its leg. Poor spider...

  • Spider: the fuck...?

  • 12 guage

  • WTF that was weird

  • Do it for me and for you. You will love it.

    I think Ted's about to get raped...

  • Hahahaha Dude if i seen a Spider That Big i Definitely Wouldnt put a Puppet on my Hand and Start acting like mr garrison.

  • im happy i don't live in a country where monster spiders neither live or invade houses

  • What kind of f**k up kids tv show is this!

  • Huntsmans. Beautiful creatures. :)

  • mon dieu quelle horreur !!!!!

  • if i lived on australia i would have baseball bats all around my house so i could demolish one of those fuckers if i saw it

  • is it just me or is the spider the only thing thats NOT disturbing about this video?

  • Holy crap, batman!!! Every time the damn spider moved, I thought I was going to get a second taste of my lunch!!! :(

  • I would make a Rock-It Launcher from a vacuum cleaner, a leafblower, a conductor and a firehose nozzle, put the stupid bear in it and shoot it at the damn spider.

    But hé, that's just my opinion (p.s. it did worked against supermutants).

  • wtf 0:53 i would just drop my nuke...

  • I love how im british, and if theres a little spider in my room... i panic... but if i saw one this size in my room i think i might freaking cry! O_O

  • are they crazyyyyyyyyyyy dhuuuuuuuu

  • haha that guys shittin him self. lol

  • Don't know if I'm more scared by the spider or the guy

  • Are you.....High?

  • i am soooo glad we don't have spiders that big in our country. our biggest spiders could be babies of this one lol

  • Spiders Daht Big Are Now Afraid Of Teddy Bear?!? , Oh Yeah Its Going Down Now When I See One :D

  • I think that the only solution is to DESTROY ENTIRE AUSTRALIA

  • this guy is fucking creepy. i didnt notice the spider after pedobear starting talking. 0_o

  • Yup... woulda sprayed hair spray on that motherfucker.

  • lol xD

  • :O after watching this, i felt a tickle on my leg and almost died of shock

  • THROW THE FUCKING BEAR XD

  • madman

  • @snjzoo i am so scared os spiders i'll say hey everyone house for sell and i'll never tell them watas in there

  • someone should tell the police there's a dangerous psycho with a teddy out there! :D

  • @Tigerbarsch lol

  • jezu ten pajak jest okropny, od razu bym go laczkiem zabiła..

  • the guy holding the bear is scared out of his shit to haha

  • @monkageman33 yes Graham was scared too!

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  • @monkageman33  mmmmm.

  • Omg adorible

  • @dashah9 thanks I am a cute little bear!

  • when i see big spiders i just summon my bear

  • man :( u are sick! :S do u hear your self?!

  • Give me a hug!

  • think of the nasty mess you would have to clean up after killing that thing.

  • I'd call Spider Man at once

  • i am lucker cuz i am from bulgaria but in bulgaria doesnt have tarantulas or giant spiders ^^ ..

  • Pedobear

  • reminds me of Mr Bean :)

  • this is one lonley guy with a bear and pet spider..  sad

  • KILL THAT THING ALREADYYYYY!!!!!!!! SO SCARYY

    

  • i kinda feel sorry for that spider...

  • LMAO

  • wow

  • your voice scared me than the spider !!

  • wtf...

    

  • how the **** can it move like this between 1:23 and 1:24 ?

  • Sweet mother of shit!!! that things huge!!

    i would of run away screaming... :S

  • the bear is more scary than the spider :o

  • THAT FRIKEN SPIDER FAST!!!!!!

  • what a kidd...

  • fuckin move!

  • man:kiss the spida spider:MAN I SAID NO SO BACK OFF

  • something that big! i would have shot it...

    but i guess its normal in aus... not in the states!

  • Spider: NO MEANS NO!!!

  • holy fuck just light it on fire or something!!! D:

  • Thumbs up if you immediatly looked at your ceiling after watching this.

  • face your fears ted, face your fears:)

  • spiederbär

  • nenenenenenenenen spiderman spidermanxD

  • Love your accent =]