wtf is wrong with you aussies? havnt you ever heard the term "dont poke the bear"? this is how steve irwin died btw.... oh look, its a huge manta ray, lets swim down for a closer look eh mate? for no reason whatsoever, other than to put myself in harms way.. brilliant !
i was at my grandparents river house and there was a wolf spider sitting in their garage and it was there all night. so i went up to it in the morning and started poking it with my shoe and we all thought it was dead so i almost picked it up and before i did it started moving i was like OH SHIT :0
dont read this cause it actually works. you will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. tomorrow will be the best day of your life. however if you dont pot this comment to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. now uv started reading tgis so dont stop. this is so scary. put this on at least 5 videos in 143 minutes when ur done press f6 and ur lovers name will appear on the screen in big letters. this is so scary
@MrROSSTHEBOSS1997 By looking at the spider and hearing this man's accent, I believe this was actually recorded in Australia. The spider is a huntsman spider.
dude u r a totall fail if i were that spider i would have jumped on ur face and bite u to death and then i would have killed tedddy with a freaking knife
quick question. if there was a very big, possibly very poisonous spidr running around on your wall, what the hell could have possesed you to chase it close to the ceiling with a bear as your only protection if itfell on you? XD
How scary must it have been for the spider? He was just sitting there, minding his own business when a man with a camera and a bear puppet shows up and the bear tries to kiss him. if that wasn't bad enough, the bear keeps moaning about how it's scary and touches its leg. Poor spider...
I would make a Rock-It Launcher from a vacuum cleaner, a leafblower, a conductor and a firehose nozzle, put the stupid bear in it and shoot it at the damn spider.
But hé, that's just my opinion (p.s. it did worked against supermutants).
kill that shit
hackobo 1 month ago
Pedobear anyone? lol
TwiztidLette11 5 months ago
OMG, where the hell do you live?
rmg010 5 months ago
bear: im scared x10000
spider:shut up
bear: im scared
lol
dumboop1 5 months ago in playlist More videos from TedsWarOnEverything
That spider will probably come back for revenge. lol
kandykitababy52 5 months ago
I wanna visit my uncle in Australia, but I'm fucking scared of the spiders there.
Paris69 5 months ago
wtf is wrong with you aussies? havnt you ever heard the term "dont poke the bear"? this is how steve irwin died btw.... oh look, its a huge manta ray, lets swim down for a closer look eh mate? for no reason whatsoever, other than to put myself in harms way.. brilliant !
kree1964 5 months ago
thumbs up if you jumped when it moved >.< because i did lmao , TWICE
KawaiiAsianKittyx3 5 months ago
is this for real?? get a hobby mate!
ThenYouKissMe 5 months ago
i was at my grandparents river house and there was a wolf spider sitting in their garage and it was there all night. so i went up to it in the morning and started poking it with my shoe and we all thought it was dead so i almost picked it up and before i did it started moving i was like OH SHIT :0
kitten123t 5 months ago
HE IS PEDOBEAR O.O
Negrinxqui 6 months ago
dude i'd shit my pants if i see such a big spider in my house LoL and u just playin with that lol
TRoNy339 6 months ago
Reminds me of a de-motivational poster I saw; Australia- Where spiders are so big they have health bars.
RetartedAmericans 6 months ago
i am never moving to australia
bethils 6 months ago
get a wife -.-
xadyavb 6 months ago
damn i woulds just shoot that gross thing with my airsoft gun
sagasa456 6 months ago
@sagasa456 That gross thing like you say, allows us not to be invaded by bugs by eating them, so you should shup up and think for once in your life.
MrOutkastBoy 5 months ago
bahahahaha split personality!!!
2642599 6 months ago
U could if throw the bear at the spider and say he kissed it I would do that
FrankieStien1231 6 months ago
hahahaahahahahahah xDDD
l0vesem 6 months ago
piderbear!
buioso 6 months ago
I would've stuck the bear onto a long long LONG stick and then make it kiss the spider
Countdown1230 6 months ago
WTF?....Id be holding a can of industrial grade bug spray, not a damn teddy bear.
cpowell786 6 months ago
THUBS up if u were waitin' for the spider to beat his arm
facushady 6 months ago
i wish i had the balls to do that i hate rataphobie...
xXxthtzmexXx 6 months ago
what the fuck is wrong with you ??????
TimeforBleed 6 months ago
now you kiss it :P
MrGoes010 6 months ago
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Arya2201 6 months ago
Fuck living in Australia with spiders this size
manicbassa 6 months ago
Either you're very lonely, or you just have too much time on your hands.
alexcross131 6 months ago
pour bear
TeSa170 6 months ago
what ever happened to the spider?
Hotokichan 6 months ago
you gotta kiss the spider ted
(me as ted not that ted)okay: DIE BITCH DIE (misses and crawls on me to that guy with his hand up my ass)
Doom3695 7 months ago
DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!
MrBoyinthedark 7 months ago
IT'S A BIG SPIDER BRAIN....IT'S A BIG SPIDER! IT'S SCARY BRAIN, IT'S SCARY!! XD
CrazyTaters 7 months ago
Oh a spider. You are tiny. I am a great big person. I am a grown up. I can handle this. You are tiny. I am a great big pe... OMG IT MOVED !!!!!!
kiril7330 7 months ago
You really need some medical help bro!
Gorkilein 7 months ago
what is scaring me isn't the spider but just U! xD
brucewolfII 7 months ago
forever alone guy
sorairo826 7 months ago 2
Couldn't help but laugh when the spider moved all i could hear the guy go "UHH!"
SilverWorldUK 7 months ago
GAY!!!!
thesmiles9989 7 months ago
the usa version of mr bean lol
MrROSSTHEBOSS1997 7 months ago
@MrROSSTHEBOSS1997 By looking at the spider and hearing this man's accent, I believe this was actually recorded in Australia. The spider is a huntsman spider.
willpill4hoops 6 months ago
is it too much to ask to hold the damn camera still
kenroy916 7 months ago
Okay Brian, I'll do it foh you...
And then we get to cuddoh afterwards it injects venom into you.
arb1t3r1000 7 months ago
dude pull out ur BB gun and open fire!
flammenmeer3 7 months ago
boring... -.-
St3ir 7 months ago
Spider: RAPE! RAPIST! RAPE RAPE RAPE!!
HowlingEclipse 7 months ago
well thats one reason to buy an airsoft gun good spider killers and wont go through the wall
goldenkro 7 months ago
O it runs 30 miles an hours by the hour and jump 2 feet.
SuperKeith00 7 months ago
Dude u have no life
SuperFilipinoMonkeys 7 months ago
Why, uh, why is a grown man playing with a teddy bear....
PublicFriendemy 7 months ago
That bear is a pussy...
21liliah 7 months ago
Forever alone
Clasi4t3hwin 7 months ago
fuck im glad i dont live where u are il stay safe up in canada where their is no fucking thing that size!
TheDrunkenmyles 7 months ago
This is why spiders hate and or eat us -_-"
DeadlyFlower19 7 months ago 24
@DeadlyFlower19 many
TedsWarOnEverything 7 months ago
fuk!!! asif i would even go near it!!!
angeldust7703 7 months ago
Spider: "HELP THAT BEAR IS TRYING TO MOLEST ME!!!"
AbominableBunny 7 months ago 26
@AbominableBunny could be
TedsWarOnEverything 7 months ago
@AbominableBunny pedobearrrr :D
nightdarknes 5 months ago
LMAO.... that was funny. especially on weed.
SirSmokesAlot210 7 months ago
why would you put a poor defensless teddy bear in harms way like that? sham on you :{
KitLovesYou101 7 months ago
LOL HIS SNORT AT 1:41
hellokittydimaggio 7 months ago
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hellokittydimaggio 7 months ago
i am terrified of spiders and I'm watching this -.- not helping
LilRaverBrooke 7 months ago
c'mon. kiss the spoida
RuthlessJC 7 months ago
@RuthlessJC LMAO
hellokittydimaggio 7 months ago
fuck me, i think the ones in england are big. Reasons why i will never live in america or austrailes.
reason #1 - spiders.
3ISkippaHeartbeat 7 months ago
Graham is more scared of him than the bear xD
HauntedSoliloquyxo 7 months ago
It is scary, Graham! Don't make Ted kiss the spider! D:
LuvPuertoRico 7 months ago
@snjzoo Lmfao.
NickJerseyy 7 months ago
it's scary graham! lol!!
loopyloosophie 8 months ago
I would rather be kicked in the balls than to have that in my house. I am NOT lying. I have the worst case of aracnofobia fucking ever...
erpuzzetta01 8 months ago
you guys are pussies! in the philippines we catch spiders and fight them
RonnieCrz06 8 months ago
@RonnieCrz06
thats real brave :O
demonsXneverXdie 8 months ago
SHOOT AT IT WITH A BB GUN, DAMN IT !!
germankid117 8 months ago
ahah..laugh til it jumps into ur face! xD..ps: this spider does not jump xD
Vinnyboy333 8 months ago
roast the blooody spoydah on the bahbie!
phillyflash43 8 months ago
hey Teddy :D the spider is even more scared! Trust me ;3
xninix3 8 months ago
@.@ yes let's just pretend it's not there....
Shadeslayerchica9 8 months ago
little gear is a chicken xDDDD
trolizonte1 8 months ago
HOLY SHIT... that guy was scared too haha.
i would nuke the fucking house.
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makitoru 8 months ago
Lol I want to go to aussy. Please tell me its not normal to see these inside lol.
abrettelle 8 months ago
HIT IT!! HIT IT WITH A STIKE!!!
emfen123 8 months ago
face hugger
unclerayray123 8 months ago
Gotta kiss the spider Ted!!!
*Throws Ted at the wall and runs away*
bobbybob1471 8 months ago
No Comment...
ArGyProductions 8 months ago
Lmao Spider says fuck you, spider don't give a shit. Hahaha I'm sure as hell never going to Australia.....
mrshackztor 8 months ago
Kiss the Spider!
It's scary!
zanderbal 8 months ago
dude u r a totall fail if i were that spider i would have jumped on ur face and bite u to death and then i would have killed tedddy with a freaking knife
Monstafiedkid 8 months ago
This is the forever alone guy
3113cj 8 months ago 2
Why don't you kiss the fucking spider?
Sniffysmyboy 8 months ago
DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!
GLSE000 8 months ago 3
1:42 the noice is funny xD
19chris1997 8 months ago
What the fuck is this,
Who the fuck is this,
Why the fuck is this.
I seriously can't comprehend what the fuck I just watched
LEGOSHALEpielol 8 months ago
Hahaha it's scarrrryyy Graham LOLLL
bob1012112 8 months ago
ummmmm pedifile????
crazyman1563 8 months ago
Ima laugh my fcken azz off if that spider attacks and the guy runs away leaving Ted behind xD
TheCookieKings 8 months ago
quick question. if there was a very big, possibly very poisonous spidr running around on your wall, what the hell could have possesed you to chase it close to the ceiling with a bear as your only protection if itfell on you? XD
GamersUnplugged 8 months ago
Goddamn Ted Bear...
lavatar99 8 months ago
lodówka to nagrywales?
Morien98 8 months ago
i m so happy that i live in germany here we dont have big or dangerous spiders
mitchel1821 8 months ago
pretty soon that spiders is going to get pissed off and say fuck you and bite your ass.
Icecoldglasses 8 months ago
Yes, Kiss the spider Ted >:)
yomommasfish123 8 months ago
How scary must it have been for the spider? He was just sitting there, minding his own business when a man with a camera and a bear puppet shows up and the bear tries to kiss him. if that wasn't bad enough, the bear keeps moaning about how it's scary and touches its leg. Poor spider...
AnnaConda1209 9 months ago 2
Spider: the fuck...?
lyric142 9 months ago
12 guage
inherbeaver 9 months ago
WTF that was weird
roguevamp08 9 months ago
Do it for me and for you. You will love it.
I think Ted's about to get raped...
romeoandjuliet1968 9 months ago
Hahahaha Dude if i seen a Spider That Big i Definitely Wouldnt put a Puppet on my Hand and Start acting like mr garrison.
o0DeathNote0o 9 months ago
im happy i don't live in a country where monster spiders neither live or invade houses
KawasakiRider91 9 months ago
What kind of f**k up kids tv show is this!
XJSUB 9 months ago
Huntsmans. Beautiful creatures. :)
FMAfanFMA 9 months ago
mon dieu quelle horreur !!!!!
MISSCANDYUP 9 months ago
if i lived on australia i would have baseball bats all around my house so i could demolish one of those fuckers if i saw it
koalalauncher 9 months ago
is it just me or is the spider the only thing thats NOT disturbing about this video?
JumpeFurby 9 months ago 3
Holy crap, batman!!! Every time the damn spider moved, I thought I was going to get a second taste of my lunch!!! :(
Zanak21 9 months ago
I would make a Rock-It Launcher from a vacuum cleaner, a leafblower, a conductor and a firehose nozzle, put the stupid bear in it and shoot it at the damn spider.
But hé, that's just my opinion (p.s. it did worked against supermutants).
Great2Red 9 months ago
wtf 0:53 i would just drop my nuke...
YLorenz 9 months ago
I love how im british, and if theres a little spider in my room... i panic... but if i saw one this size in my room i think i might freaking cry! O_O
MissAfcjp 9 months ago
are they crazyyyyyyyyyyy dhuuuuuuuu
ivanrayful 9 months ago
haha that guys shittin him self. lol
WaverleighMainwaring 9 months ago
Don't know if I'm more scared by the spider or the guy
Zenon66 9 months ago
Are you.....High?
mrrpicklepenguin 9 months ago
i am soooo glad we don't have spiders that big in our country. our biggest spiders could be babies of this one lol
wyomingwidow 9 months ago
Spiders Daht Big Are Now Afraid Of Teddy Bear?!? , Oh Yeah Its Going Down Now When I See One :D
fluffie504 9 months ago
I think that the only solution is to DESTROY ENTIRE AUSTRALIA
MasticArte 9 months ago
this guy is fucking creepy. i didnt notice the spider after pedobear starting talking. 0_o
LestatVonD 9 months ago
Yup... woulda sprayed hair spray on that motherfucker.
summertearsx33 9 months ago
lol xD
Michiapfel 9 months ago
:O after watching this, i felt a tickle on my leg and almost died of shock
eagerbeavers1130 9 months ago
THROW THE FUCKING BEAR XD
XxFurryEm0xX 9 months ago
madman
tommh93 9 months ago
@snjzoo i am so scared os spiders i'll say hey everyone house for sell and i'll never tell them watas in there
cheerleadinggirlful 9 months ago
someone should tell the police there's a dangerous psycho with a teddy out there! :D
Tigerbarsch 9 months ago 84
@Tigerbarsch lol
TedsWarOnEverything 9 months ago 14
jezu ten pajak jest okropny, od razu bym go laczkiem zabiła..
TrunesBriefs 9 months ago
the guy holding the bear is scared out of his shit to haha
monkageman33 9 months ago 26
@monkageman33 yes Graham was scared too!
TedsWarOnEverything 9 months ago 9
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@monkageman33 - I KNOW !!!! I like how he tried to hide his fear by using the voice of the bear. LOL...
Not to say i wouldnt be scared. I Live in the California Bay Area so ive never seen a spider that big... If i did i would:
1.Shit
2.Pee
3.Go to a hotel
4.Call an exterminator
5.Change my pants (IN THAT ORDER)
BBREntertainment 8 months ago
@monkageman33 mmmmm.
gnmf7 8 months ago
Omg adorible
dashah9 9 months ago
@dashah9 thanks I am a cute little bear!
TedsWarOnEverything 9 months ago
when i see big spiders i just summon my bear
MasterLarper 9 months ago
man :( u are sick! :S do u hear your self?!
ZuCo91SrBiJa 9 months ago
Give me a hug!
Daroo0able 9 months ago
think of the nasty mess you would have to clean up after killing that thing.
l8erh8er420 9 months ago
I'd call Spider Man at once
ArtyomShipoff 9 months ago
i am lucker cuz i am from bulgaria but in bulgaria doesnt have tarantulas or giant spiders ^^ ..
al3ksy 9 months ago
Pedobear
ZotyaX 9 months ago
reminds me of Mr Bean :)
FatMucnher 9 months ago
this is one lonley guy with a bear and pet spider.. sad
jacbstelzer 9 months ago
KILL THAT THING ALREADYYYYY!!!!!!!! SO SCARYY
xxjudasxxx 10 months ago
i kinda feel sorry for that spider...
lolstfubetch 10 months ago
LMAO
aerodiana1988 10 months ago
wow
bbbbgabriel100 10 months ago
your voice scared me than the spider !!
nonetini 10 months ago
wtf...
sword111119 10 months ago
how the **** can it move like this between 1:23 and 1:24 ?
P3rf3ks 10 months ago
Sweet mother of shit!!! that things huge!!
i would of run away screaming... :S
AshtonPwnsU 10 months ago
the bear is more scary than the spider :o
wimpieXD1 10 months ago
THAT FRIKEN SPIDER FAST!!!!!!
funnynocrazyyes 10 months ago
what a kidd...
BlackPanterEIC 10 months ago
fuckin move!
syminka 10 months ago
man:kiss the spida spider:MAN I SAID NO SO BACK OFF
thepersonwhostalksyo 10 months ago
something that big! i would have shot it...
but i guess its normal in aus... not in the states!
jaw1987cchs 10 months ago
Spider: NO MEANS NO!!!
PsychoKrazyTime 10 months ago
holy fuck just light it on fire or something!!! D:
ikpakuwmoeder 10 months ago
Thumbs up if you immediatly looked at your ceiling after watching this.
ChadR124 10 months ago
face your fears ted, face your fears:)
12Rayy 10 months ago
spiederbär
Calanger12 10 months ago
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volec55 10 months ago
nenenenenenenenen spiderman spidermanxD
Fabel090 10 months ago
Love your accent =]
LiveToLaugh53 10 months ago