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  • Adding what has been commented, this is a priceless, racist, gore, illegal and fucking epic piece of art... and my Turkish southdragon friend, not trying to be rude but I think the subtitles being fake is kind of what SJCM wanted.

  • I'm Turkish and the sub titles are fake

  • Wow........Epic Training Montage...

  • People should be in Jail for even trying to make this kinda movies!

  • WTF with subs , all crap ;)

  • What´s wrong?! Why wasn´t this continued?! Bring it on,PLEASE!!!! LOL!!

  • COOKIES!

    

  • I don't understand, would be a serious turkish movie or taking the piss out of star wars?

  • ahhahaha the training with the rocks is just too much ahahhahahahaa

  • fucking epic!

  • why is luke hitin' chewbacca ?

  • ahahahahahahahh

  • He fights one muppet and the others are just baffled running around in total confusion!

    the he beats the shit out of that rock.... lmao

  • "you down for a training montage?"

    "Word"

    Quality!

  • it has more shoobidaba then lorki mala shorki

  • This is by far the worst movie ever made ( not this thing you did, its pretty hilarious) but the movie sucks. You can watch the whole thing on google video.

    but i would not recommend it at all!

    Infact try and watch the whole thing from start to end.

    I couldn't.

  • thinking on sex at watching this movie is a little scarry

  • So Cüneyt Arkin was a big action star back in the day? he seems to be in all of these clone movies ripoffs... did he produce them himself, maybe?

  • I still dont get it, whats the problem with showing the actual original amercian movies instead of making this absolute crap? I meen, come on are they serious?

  • Turkish Star Wars Episode V: The Ottoman Empire Strikes Back

  • LMAO!!!

    Tell me this wasn't out at cinemas cause i would feel very bad for the people that payed to watch this...

  • LOL on the subs....... but next time make the sub area smaller....... it covers a quarter of the screen!!

  • SUBTITLE INCORRECT

  • Fucking sweet nice dubbing, i laughed so hard at the rewinded arm attack at 2:27 :D

    Im turkish i remember seeing the whole film when i was just a kid this guy flew the millenium falcon all by him self at the end. Priceless.

  • Ho-Ley-Shit

  • he likes on leonidas that alien bleader

  • I just wasted 5:09 minutes of my "own" life....

  • I just wasted 5:09 minutes of my own life!

  • subttiles are uselesss . . .

    as a turkuish guy . . .

  • wtf is that red gay thing?

  • must prohibit hucksters making movies )))

  • the subtitles kinda ruined it

  • In a way i agree...but they still make more sense than the actual "official" subtitles.

  • No way man! Your subs own.

    Sure Turkish Star was is so bad its funny with subs or not.

    But think your subs where funny.

    "Just showing these fools how i roll" :)

  • @huevonesunltd all substitles are wrong. i understand what they are talking about :))

  • cuneyt'i begenmiyenler......cuneyt'in dassaklarini benim yarragimi yeyin a.q.ibneleri... turkiye sartlarinda en guzelini ve en iyisini yapmistir....inkarci nankorler.....

  • holy crap!

    He ripped off that red things arms and stabbed it with it's own freaking arms!

  • altyazıların hepsi yalan aq:D

    zaten filmle iyice rezil olduk, ibneler bi de sözleri değiştirip madara etmişler bizi:D

  • ulan cüno tüm dünyaya rezil ettin bizi...

  • turkelr cuneytle kurtaracak turkıyeyı ıste troo lar8ın hayatı boyle palavra hahahahahaha

  • Wow! Do all Turkish movies suck this badly?

  • no:)

  • @madcapromanian your mother sucks badly too

  • @SagciTurk Perhaps...but not as much as yours does. I had her last night. Man! I thought she was going to suck it right off! Do me a favor...tell her to calm down a bit, ok? :D

  • @madcapromanian This movie was made like 30-40 years ago. Back then, this was considered priceless (could be compared to Hollywood of that time)

  • How does this adventure end? I know: The hero-actor marries the beautiful goat-princess and they will live happily ever after in the stinky stable! Maeee! Wouhahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahaha.

  • star vors du turquia

  • Great !!!

  • bu ne ya hihihi , gülmekten öldüm :D

  • puahahaha

  • part 5 please,thanks

  • hahah.. i wonder about the production costs of that masterpiece.. hahahahah.. incredible.. hahahah

  • 20 wifes and a goat

  • hhahahaah fuckit hahaha

  • I think Star wars based on this movie.

  • great fx! haaaaaaaaaaahahah

  • really,,dumass

  • wrong translatee!!

  • .......are u kidding me Corky

  • poor rocks!

  • have yall seen the Emporio Armenian parody?

  • jajajajajaja lol

  • hahaha man this movie have nothing to do with Turkish movies!! hahaha this two idiot did this movie them selfs!! cuneyt arkin and aytekin what kind of idiot. Turkish movie labels never signed this movies hahahahah as you can see who want to signe this movies hullarius !!!

  • Fookin hilarious.

    Need better subbing software though, so it doesn't cover half the film.

  • Ah, that was the best i could do, i put the bar there to cover up the proper subtitles.

  • Well with false translation you can say "sucks" to everything. Poster of that video is a racist i think .

  • Racist? Please, chill out....it's stupid subtitles over a bad movie, not a racial attack.

    What you just said is more offensive than anything in those subtitles.

  • Look at these two knob jobs, complete fools, just complete fools....

  • I use to think that Jedi's were rather cool,

    but now I've seen this I think these dicks rule!

  • darth vader is unmasked

  • stupid underwear

  • This subbing is great.

  • loooove it

  • good lord, I loved this movie when I was a kid.

    I haven't watched the original Star wars back then.

    But still, I think that this movie is head and shoulders above everything that George Lucas could come up with.

  • That training montage was inspiring.

  • lol at that part

  • what song name in 2:52-4:50

  • It's 'Hearts On Fire' by John Cafferty...From the Rocky 4 soundtrack.

  • thanks

  • That Makes ME SICK!!!!! WTF????????????

  • haha i remember watching that its very old though ^^

    Cunet Arkın most powerfull man in turkey :)

  • Wrong but funny translation =)

  • Dünyayi kurtaran adam one ofe the funniest turkish action movies

  • can I please know where the song in the second part of this video is from?

  • It's 'Hearts On Fire' by John Cafferty...From the Rocky 4 soundtrack.

  • What The FUUUUUUCKK?????!!!!

  • this dude almost beats chuck norris

  • ??????WTF???????

  • Ben bunu izlememiştim a.q muhahaha:)

  • He's killin the rocks!!!

  • Their faces are so freaken funny. and the woman s face is funnier.

  • TIRENSE POR UN BARRANCO..

  • :D.. still funny that im turkish.. stupid old turkish films..

    but you have to see one of cuneyt arkin's sea war movie... half of the movie copied from an american film :D not idea or script... it was directly copied :D

  • Yuru beee allahina gurban!!!

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  • i think i popped a testicle laughing my ass off

  • this is insane

  • I think, that by the time was released, is a very awesome try ^_^

  • LOL!

    they guy cut the arms of the poor fella!

    hahahahaha

    cool

  • what a great rock training!!!

  • ahahahahahaha ive never seen such spasticated training xD

  • Hahahha Awesome!!!!

  • LOL whomever made this movie musta been trippin on some powerful ass acid...

  • 2:27 hahahahhaha

  • subtitle doesn't suit for da video :D:D lol

  • thats the funniest ting ive ever seen!!!!!! aesome vid!!!!!

  • thats fake, he doesnt say that,

  • no shit?

  • better than the original

  • Damn I nearly died laughing at the end of the video!

  • 4:32 i couldn't stop laughing, god damn turks too funny.

  • Great, except for de subtitles wich were idiotic

  • I'll take that as a compliment :)

  • All these turkish versions of shit have the best fighting. Mad when he breaks the arms off those monsters and stabs them with their own claws!!!!!

  • that blonde chick was kinda hot =D lol this is awesome keep up the good work!

  • This is not Turkish starwars it is a vety old Turkish absurd comedy film which is "Te man who saves the world". By the wat its funny to tnik its starwars. ^_^

  • and cheers for the bitching coat

  • wtf...awesome :D

  • ya arkadaslar ne maskara olacaz..biraz ezik olmayin amina koyim ya.ayni yillarda yapilan yildiz savaslarina gidin bi bakin.yayla yag tenekesine uzayli diyorlar :D

  • lo, this never gets old! :D

  • A montage? Isn't that where they show a lot of things happening at once, reminding everyone of what's going on?

  • Yes, and with every scene i believe they show a little improvement.

  • HAYT HUYT CUNEYT ARKIN

  • Great work SJMC! Am from India, and we do this to our movies all the time! This was really hilarious!

  • no bez kurwa jaj ...

  • nice :D . . . .im from turkey, very old movie.

    Veeeery good subtitles :D so funny

  • in real life, hes a medical doctor with commendations from many unviersities

    and a international master, and black belt in 16 types of martial arts

  • a 2 year old baby would be an better actor

  • subtitles are not real this punk try to be funny but in that times tecnology is not enough to make quality movie....

  • I really wish people would stop getting so worked up and defensive about the subtitles not being "real".

    And you know, i'm not making fun of Turkey, i'm simply having fun with a bad movie...Even you have to admit it's fucking terrible. BUT, it's highly entertaining. I'd actually pay for a remastered version if they released it.

  • orospu cocugu cüneyt senide yaptıgın filmide sikerim rezil ettin lan bizi dünyaya.

  • Al benden de o kadar kardeş. Hiç mi düşünmediniz böyle maskara olacağınızı? Sikeyim yıldız savaşlarınızıda dünyayı kurtaran adamınızıda!!!

  • the rock punching montage was epic!

  • Freakin' bitch slapped him at 2:42

  • :))))))

    lol

  • hahahaha best video. thanks for it

  • ahahhahaha nice fight

  • lmao "hearts on fire" great addition to the work out rocky stuff lol

  • Where the hell is Mystery Science Theater 3000 when you need them. This is even more comedy waiting to happen.

  • lOl i'm crying from laughing so hard. hahahah hhahaha

  • That's it!! Training hard grandpa!!I love the carthboard stones and the midi music, but...everything is too gay...

    Go Turkey!!!

  • best movie ever

  • rofl , i peed my pants  xD

    what the hell is this ??

  • In addition "Dünyayi Kurtaran Adam" is made before Star Wars.

  • The words are not good!

    You play with words !

  • ojebane ale to jest żałosne aż śmieszne

  • "What the fuck's going on?"

    "The usual. Just showing these fools how I roll."

    "You down for a training montage?"

    "Word!"

    LMAO

  • ROFL, i couldnt stop cry

  • AxAXxAXxAXxXAxXAxXAxXAxAXXAXa

    Είναι ο,τι χειρότερο έχω δει ποτέ!

  • STOP!!!!!!! started with the indian music video continued with the related videos and i still havent stoped laughing LET ME BREATHE

  • subtitles are wrong. but very funny . dünyayı kurtaran adam is best space movie in the world.

    (buna bende inanmadım)

  • this is the brother of chuck norris

  • Tying big rocks to your ankles and running, we'll have to try that.

  • scary shit

    cCc

  • wow...thats really bad lmao

  • My God that's hilarious! I'll just pour a bit of turkish ether on the fire... Turkey isn't part of Europe - one half of Istanbul and its suburbs is!

  • What has that to do with this movie? Oh btw, Turkey has another city called Edirne in the European part of Turkey thats larger than your Dannish capital lol... And everytime Turkey is counted with Europe, we are in Nato, we participate with European championships and contests, we will join EU so we are basically European.

  • i am also feel that it is hilarious ,

    and i think your are write turkey is not in europe , but they like to be called as european

  • We are asian.

  • hi........... u replied me , i saw you reply ,

    but onething i want to tell you that this is not hilarious than indian superman video on youtube ,

    i'm a open guy

  • i was actually laughing on the  sutitles

  • so, go fuck urself

  • While you guys debate the role of xenophobia in your unstable European politics, I'm going to laugh my proverbial ass off at a man karate chopping an alien's arm off and stabbing him with it.

  • Yes, and you know why is unstable? What do you think stability is most of the time? At least people in europe fight for their freedom and think from themselfs, Iraq war is a proof that many of the americans dont, lets just say... Europe is tired of wars, fucking tired of them, because we allready made every mistake you re are making now and didnt work. Peace is the only way that the ppl can be conquered, until your ppl learn that lesson, they keep dying in stupid wars. Point said.

  • America is only stable because the poor indians were slaughter almost to the last man, and even so, america is not stable, if america one day crumbles, i think it will be caused by a civil war. Because americans are a mix of: Spanish, Portuguese, Africans, Russians, Italians, Mexicans, Chinese, Japonese, Crazy kids neonazis (americans), etc etc... you have the whole world inside that little country (little because they re many...) I dont like to say it, but i dont know how long it will hold.

  • Sniper, is this really the place to get your point across? On the comments section of Turkish Star Wars the fucking series!?

    Really, come on. I'm not being a dick, i just think you should maybes find a more suitable place to rant.

  • Yeah, I know you re right, Its just that in every video I see is always somebody trying to get at the other one throat, and I know as well its normal, but still, it quite pisses me off. We should all be friends even if we dont know each other, we are all alike, and should respect each other and our opinions. Once again sorry for this, you re right. Peace.

  • There you unstable Europeans go again, having at each other. I'll just state for the hell of it that I did not initiate the Iraq war; nor have I killed an Indian to date. I did, however, spend the summer climbing mountains on your lovely continent, and even got a blowjob from a girl in Budapest. 'Unstable' was a poor choice of words, and I apoligise. True; we're the ones with a shitfucked economy.

    I'm still rofling at the aliens.

  • Welcome to YouTube. Or should I say welcome to the internet? Where people rant in the least suitable places! All the time! (See "Chad Vader Turkey Bowling" comments for more unsuitable ranting).

  • 3.54 ::D:D:D

  • LOL AT 2:51 GOOD TRAINING MONTAGE XD

  • The way the pole transformed into box was absurd xD

  • yEAH video very old!

  • No, Turks are too cheap for that.

  • how many turks do you know?? dumb motherfucker..

  • My bad, so easy to make racist comments on YouTube (which is why so many people do it). Anyways who needs lightsabers when you can get your fists hard from punching rocks?

  • i almost shit my pants laughing

  • Bitch!!!This video very old...

  • Very funny ! Thank you for the video !

  • omg this is just... so.. * sorry i'm so excited *.. EPIC! gief more! those effects.. the costumes.. its all just so perfect.. gief more!

  • This clip of the movie: The man trying to save his ass, is an very old turkish comedian. So I understand why all of your think it's embrassing. It's the point:D So stop thinking wrong... (CAKTIRMAYIN, WALLA REZIL OLUYORUZ)

  • Was Turkish ET (Badi) also supposed to be a comedy?