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  • dora definitely did some exploring!

  • "Just keep fucking" lol a new nike slogan.

  • Newly minted U.S. Supreme Court justice Elena Kagan is at 1:18. You have to wonder if Justice sonIA SOtoMAYOR got her own "This Week In Unnecessary Censorship" moment upon being confirmed last year. So, Obama in less than two years in office, has gotten a chance to place a couple of picks on the high court. Way to go Starfish (see watch?v=YsJyfJ0b-WA ). Interestingly, Kagan replaces Justice John Paul Stevens (b. 1920); he shares an APR. 20 b'day with ex-soap actor SHEmar FRANKlin Moore (b. 1970)

  • Ex “Young & the Restless” soap hunk SHEmar FRANKlin Moore (b. 1970) sharing an APRIL 20 birthday with U.S. Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens (b. 1920) is unrelated to Starfish nieces or STONE CULT craft, even though Stevens’ first day on the high court was DEC. 19, 1975--the day many turned four years old. Moore broke his leg on Aug. 1, 2009 when a car hit the bicycle he was riding in Los Angeles, on the 2nd anniversary of watch?v=YsJyfJ0b-WA & nine days before 250-62-7325 expired

  • In his startling, meteoric 2008 run to the White House, Illinois senator Barack Hussein Obama was accused of channeling 16th prez ABRAHAM Lincoln, a fellow Illinois politician of similar physical dimensions. Unrelated: AbraHAM LEE Shakespeare (Wikipedia says he was born 4/23/66; U.S. Sen. Sam erVIN (D-NC) died in Winston-Salem, NC on his 19th birthday), the winner of a $31M Florida Lottery jackpot in 2006 after purchasing a ticket at Town Star convenience store in FROSTPROOF, POLK County, FL.

  • After getting a lump sum payment of $16.9 M, Shakespeare was befriended by DoRICE DONEgan "DEE-DEE" Moore, who launched a business with him, Abraham Shakespeare LLC, giving herself control of the firm's funds. Moore subsequently withdrew $1 million and bought herself a Hummer, a Chevrolet Corvette and a truck before going on vacation. She later claimed that the money was a gift from Shakespeare. Shakespeare’s family reported him missing on 11/09/09, having not seen him since APRIL (not Starfish)

  • Shakespeare’s body was discovered Jan. 28, 2010, buried under a concrete slab behind a Plant City, HILLSborough County, FL house at 5802 State Road 60. Shakespeare had been shot twice. On Feb. 19, 2010 DEE-DEE Moore was charged with first degree murder. In a proceeding presided over by HILLsborough Circuit Judge WALTER HEinRICH, Asst. State Attorney JAY PRUNEr said Moore offered a variety of explanations for Shakespeare’s death. Unrelated: PRUNing, wilting, “RAY beam” genital sleep-attack

  • While Florida prosecutor JAY PRUNEr had dealings with accused killer DEE DEE Moore, it’s unrelated to: watch?v=YsJyfJ0b-WA or Supreme Court justice sonIA SOtoMAYOR; coven-clusters; or nightly potato chip purchases on trips to the video store--despite UNCLE FRANK & Aunt CHIPpy being featured on “Jimmy Kimmel Live”. Wikipedia says the show’s announcer, Richard Michael Barrett (better known as Dicky Barrett; attended NorWOOD Junior High School) was born JUNE 22, 1964. It’s unrelated to 246-64-1175

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  • Speaking of a Reuters-com news report:

    I always suspected longtime CBS News anchor Dan Rather certainly knew the wire service wasn't pronounced ROOT-ers. Yet quizzically, when I was a high school student in the late 1980s, I (and millions of others, presumably) witnessed Mr. Rather pronounce it ROOT-ers during special reports covering breaking news, in a "this bulletin just handed to me" fashion. Could he have been secretly alluding to supernatural ROOTS influencing world events?

  • Jimmy Kimmel owns!

  • Wait when the Pretty Little Liar's girls were interviewed...What did she actually say, like unedited version I can't find that specific interview anywhere.

  • @monkjr07 Kissing a 28 year old is what she said.

  • I lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood..

  • Listen to Cooley Mac'n

  • True story, it was faster to type 0:01 , hit reload, and click it than it is to sit through those horrible commercials

  • @jsullivan05 True story, I don't see any youtube adds cuz I have ABP installed. I havent seen one in YEARS. Thumbs Up LOLZ

  • 0:01 to skip adds

  • jimmy kimmel and fallon are my favorite late night. or i guess anyone but letterman he is a douche

  • Jimmy Kimmel is always squinting

  • LMFAOO ****ing in the dark and Dora  i was cracking up lolz

  • avid dick licker

  • MORE!

  • Ahaha love this segment.

  • I lost it at the Dora one. XD (Also, "Fucking in the Dark". lol)

  • when the hell did he start doing unnecessary censorship on thursday? it used to be on friday

  • A new edition of Lost would've been fucking awesome!

  • ****ing in the Dark! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is the best part of Jimmy Kimmel Live. Unnecessary Censorship wins!

  • haha dora.. 

  • Hahahaha

  • omg... dora xD

  • LOL dora ftw

  • 0:54

    I saw that show. He really did say dick. I'd say that's necessary cencorship.

  • @ottawan613 I saw the show too. He didn't say the real word, he said "thing".

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  • @JanAlecson pretty little liars

  • I wonder if or they will do an edition on their own show.

  • this why i subscribe to him

  • pull PULL PULL!!!

  • lmao pretty little liars

  • @takanoritoriyama best one.. i laugh soo hard..

  • The Dora one is hilarious.

  • Why the hell was it changed to thusday?

  • Fags below this line.

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  • 0:45, usually,I'd skip Dora, but damn, that's funny has hell! go Jimmy go!

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  • although this is amusing to watch.. they keep using the same 3 phrases....

  • @SuperFakeandGay Troll.

  • fags say first

  • @aboux23 look whos talking ......

  • @Kevinisagamer im just sayin if if the only thing you can say first in is on the internet you need to loose some dam weight. dont be a smartass kevin. like really wtf is the point of that

  • @aboux23 so people who type first 1st are now fat?

  • @Kevinisagamer ....its a joke like they cant get first place in anything so they say first on videos and posts and shit. nigggggerrr

  • @aboux23 now im black?? >:O :( :P

  • @Kevinisagamer yeah. sorry :((

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