ooh fuck it- best quote ever : Dexter: "I've always been good with parents. the key is to simply think of them as aliens from a distant universe.", "you have fibres and threads unknown to us", "your ancient customs intrigue me".
Rita's mother asks Dexter to tell her everything there is to know about him.
Dexter: "You have made me your sworn enemy, evil woman".
Rita's mother later says thatthe BHB has her seal of approval.
Dexter:"Perhaps I have misjudged you, O wise one".
@manna1974 There is little resemblance, but I could see it working out, too. Hall could pull off most of Eastwood's signature stuff, the stares, the furrowed eyebrows, saying a lot with your face without saying a word. These things.
It's ironic because that's what the actor goes through when greeted lol.
Hanser68 1 month ago
YAH!! DEXTER!!! PROTECTING OUR CHILDREN!!" lol friggin awesome
max170892 1 month ago
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Way to take out the trash, thanks buddy!
darkpigen 4 months ago
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darkpigen 4 months ago
"Good job in there, Dex. You sliced him up good."
rebelfighter10 4 months ago 6
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RavenFreitas 4 months ago
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mikicahadd 5 months ago
Dexter in a yoga class, doing the 'warrior pose' (voice over):
"This is absolutely, without a doubt the worst moment of my life."
mikicahadd 5 months ago 3
Doakes "Take a picture, it will last longer"
Dexter "What whould I do without u?"
LOL
mikicahadd 5 months ago 2
Rita- I just want my past to go away
Dexter- It just drove away in your Rav-4 THAT ONE IS GOOD HAHA
mikicahadd 5 months ago 2
Rita- I just want my past to go away
Dexter- It just drove away in your Rav-4
mikicahadd 5 months ago 2
*Debra bursts into Dexter's room after meeting Lila for the first time. Dexter is in bed and his room is full of lit candles*
Debra: Are you gonna f*ck her or set her on fire?!
mikicahadd 5 months ago 4
"Another beautiful Miami day - mutilated corpses with the chances of afternoon showers." S01 E02
mikicahadd 5 months ago 2
Deb: Frank?
Lundy: Bedroom.
Deb: What are you doing home in the middle of the day? (to herself) She asked, hoping for sex... HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
mikicahadd 5 months ago 2
In "Shrink Wrap", in that conversatin Dexter has with the psychologist:
(Psychologist asks Dexter about his hobby
"I'm a Serial Killer."
"I beg your pardon? You're kidding, right?"
"Nope, I like to kill people. Phew, that feels good to get off my chest!"
I laughed so hard at that...
mikicahadd 5 months ago 2
Deb has the funniest and craziest lines especially when she's pissed with Lila!
fave: "Does your d*ck dance?" in final episode.
mikicahadd 5 months ago 2
Deborah on Lila: "I'm sorry Dex but she is gross. And pale. And nobody's pale in Miami. She is obviously a vampire. A gross english ti**y vampire."
Dexter: "You just described the perfect woman."- WHAT CAN I SAY I'M A BIG FAN!
mikicahadd 5 months ago 2
or my personal fav:
Rita: "Oh dexter, how's Deborah?"
Dexter: "Well, she has all her limbs."
Rita:"Imagine falling for a serial killer."
Dexter:"Yeah, what are the odds?"
mikicahadd 5 months ago 2
Dexter: (Voice Over) "The Lila Experiment is officially over."
mikicahadd 5 months ago 2
ooh fuck it- best quote ever :
Rita's mother asks Dexter to tell her everything there is to know about him.
Dexter: "You have made me your sworn enemy, evil woman".
Rita's mother later says thatthe BHB has her seal of approval.
Dexter:"Perhaps I have misjudged you, O wise one".
mikicahadd 5 months ago 3
ooh fuck it- best quote ever : Dexter: "I've always been good with parents. the key is to simply think of them as aliens from a distant universe.", "you have fibres and threads unknown to us", "your ancient customs intrigue me".
Rita's mother asks Dexter to tell her everything there is to know about him.
Dexter: "You have made me your sworn enemy, evil woman".
Rita's mother later says thatthe BHB has her seal of approval.
Dexter:"Perhaps I have misjudged you, O wise one".
mikicahadd 5 months ago 2
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mikicahadd 5 months ago 2
The reality is dexter I can handle your truth.
theGreatOne19881 5 months ago
best season and best ending yet. looking forward to sixth season.
ridemegirlrideme 6 months ago
Punch buggy aqua!! No punch back!
Matt561 8 months ago
Michael C Hall...!!! I have a vision of you playing in a movie about Clint Eastwood... You play Clint... Strange shit ha? lmfao.
manna1974 1 year ago 4
@manna1974 There is little resemblance, but I could see it working out, too. Hall could pull off most of Eastwood's signature stuff, the stares, the furrowed eyebrows, saying a lot with your face without saying a word. These things.
SuckItLily 9 months ago
Well.. I meant mostly on this words:
This is what it must feel like
to walk in full sunlight,
my darkness revealed,
my shadow self embraced.
Yeah, they see me.
I'm one of them...
in their darkest dreams.
;-)
Randkor 1 year ago 15
could someone please write down the whole quote? thanks :)
tubedanytube 1 year ago
@tubedanytube if this is the one you're asking for,here it is : 'Sometimes I wonder what it would be like
for everything inside me that's denied and unknown to be revealed.
But I will never know, I live my life in hiding.My survival depends on it.' :)
selfishconsciousness 1 year ago 2
great show. great characters, great story, great comedy, great suspense. good stuff
zach4043 1 year ago
WE <3 DEXTER
Loumumba86 1 year ago 32