even tho his stand up is one of the best, wait THE best, i was surprised that he used Fuck Motha Fuckas bicth shit. not that its bad, just did not expect it
1:52-1:55 and 2:07-2:09 Now, where have I heard that before? It's on the tip of my tongue...I got nothing. (Before I get any rude comments, I was being sarcastic.)
Oh man, his grunts never get old. I love Home Improvement.
MelissaAnnLegard1989 3 weeks ago
I like the part where he grunts!
mrbrockpeters 1 month ago
One of the worst comedians ever!
TheItalianStallion33 1 month ago
10 people don't have more power!
UnholyDiver75 2 months ago
Is Tim Allen a human Jabba the Hutt ?
Bummchicken 2 months ago
This is the Universal language of all men!
badt4life 2 months ago
He can just an entire stand up on grunting
mikethesmooth 3 months ago
Never heard Tim curse before.
TheAndiePerson 4 months ago 2
@TheAndiePerson same here its weeeeeird
xobecca616 4 days ago
LMAO I'm gonna make a L4D soundpack replacing male infected sounds with his grunts
SandmanPicturez 4 months ago
Is that supposed to be funny?
anticravity 4 months ago
give him a banana before he flings his crap at me
MrJ0mmy 5 months ago
2:45 Classic "Home Improvement" inspiration.
Floymin 6 months ago
He looks Chinese.
Apidium 6 months ago
Damn, SHITSONSON, job very well done. I thoroughly enjoy this!
adoseofmetal1 6 months ago
COME ON BITCH BREAK SOMETHIN'
ARUGH?!
rudie92 6 months ago
I had to have some warm tea and a cough drop after listening to this.
MegaDyneSystemsExe 7 months ago 3
dandandandandandandandan dandandan 2:25
themisproject 8 months ago
THis is is Most obnoxnious think evarrrrrr
Verazze 8 months ago
r u fucking me
aeronautxearth 8 months ago
7 girls watched this :D
wobblemaniac 9 months ago
He is the missing link
dmanschaumbizzie 9 months ago 3
I can't believe this guy went to jail.
MatinaOmbra 10 months ago
He doesn't sound right when swearing, other than that, very entertaining :L
spino155 11 months ago
Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!!! Haha
jhall024 11 months ago
i wanna hear him say: Lok`Tar Ogar!
denislaiho 11 months ago
If i ever saw him on the street, I'd fuck with that dude.
I'd be like, "What's up, Buzz?"
But he'd probably just grunt at me...
fuck, i fucked up!
I meant Woody ><
cameony 1 year ago
If i ever saw him on the street, I'd fuck with that dude.
I'd be like, "What's up, Buzz?"
But he'd probably just grunt at me...
cameony 1 year ago
even tho his stand up is one of the best, wait THE best, i was surprised that he used Fuck Motha Fuckas bicth shit. not that its bad, just did not expect it
battlefrontking9 1 year ago
Tim Allen is a monkey.... dammit
jozozo100 1 year ago
I love the part where he grunts!
mrbrockpeters 1 year ago 4
lolol he cursed
J3yblivion 1 year ago
haha doesnt get old
sporky69 1 year ago
i liked the part where he grunted
aznminr123 1 year ago 6
@aznminr123 what part was that?
bryanRhymin2 1 year ago
Who the hell pressed dislike - nuns?
rhblakeman 1 year ago
Well... as promised in the title... four minutes worth of Tim Allen grunting...
aelw23 1 year ago
is amazing.....Thanks!
NataHanx1956 1 year ago
I MIXED THIS with Arnold Schwarzenegger's top 160 movie quotes. Do a search on youtube. :-)
danielscissorhands 1 year ago
I like the part with the grunt.
TurkishButcher 1 year ago 3
@TurkishButcher your comment is actually funnier than tim allens standup!
catch22ification 1 year ago
sounds like two gorillas f**cking!
mgloco88 1 year ago
fuck this shit
Kneps050 1 year ago
1:52-1:55 and 2:07-2:09 Now, where have I heard that before? It's on the tip of my tongue...I got nothing. (Before I get any rude comments, I was being sarcastic.)
c0mf0rta61ynum6 1 year ago
So that's what entertains americans ...
Karaladh 1 year ago
omg! i never heard tim allen curse! before!!!!!!!!
manofmystery26 1 year ago
VICE GRIPPIN MOTHER FUCKER. lol
EricToTheScionti 1 year ago
ahh my back hurts from laughing :')
bark1986 1 year ago
whats the show called
Schrubus 1 year ago
it's hard to believe that tim allen, the child actor santa claus was an international cocaine smuggler
jesselarocque29 1 year ago
@jesselarocque29 AAUUGHHH?!
willj78 1 year ago
i watched this for 3 days. this is all i hear in my head. or is it?
thisisforyourcomment 1 year ago
lmfao my friend's dad grunts like this all the time its so funny
DaveyBabey 2 years ago
haha 2:22 thats the best part
koss41 2 years ago 37
@koss41 - The AUE?! Sound is epic!! I make that noise whenever I goof up at something!
DigiMega351 5 months ago
@DigiMega351 haha yeah its hilarious :P i laugh everytime i hear it, but i still havnt perfected making the noise :P
koss41 5 months ago
I never heard him curse! this is weird lmao!
K100XR500 2 years ago 6
Go to 1:57 he curses right there lmao xD
Windofchaos24 2 years ago
tim allen is awesome i love the grunting i alwys try to do it but i cant
dudzi777 2 years ago 3
4 minutes of grunting. that's more than enough for everybody.
saivert 2 years ago 3
Ueeggghh?!
Manojunk 2 years ago
AGHAGHAGHAGHOHOHOHOH
early man.
take THAT intelligent designers!
SeaBeast663 2 years ago 2
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1:55 Tim Allen is a racist
UsernameRogen1978 2 years ago
And you are judgmental
Thirsty4stalin 2 years ago
that is also my favorite at 2:25-6. That one is the start of the theme song to Home Improvement
Thedearster 2 years ago 21
@Thedearster The most historic grunt... EVER...
gameshowluvr86 1 month ago
2.25-6 is my favorite
MsBolty 2 years ago 3
AEUUUUGH?!?!
Joe402 2 years ago
GUEERRNNZZ!??!?
UsernameRogen1978 2 years ago
0:33 is my favorite :)
tinkwink92 2 years ago
oops 0:32
tinkwink92 2 years ago
it's funny
MsBolty 2 years ago
UH-OH!!
SupremeSlider 2 years ago
2:13 is really funny!!! And 3: 13 is really funny "BS! Theres no Power!!!
The whole thing LMAO!
timmcgrawgirl 2 years ago
Love this video
jayvicious 2 years ago
LOL :D
rogelioVela1985 2 years ago
2:57 to 3:02 is also very good xD
Baronof92 2 years ago
hahahahaah 2:31
bawkBOCKbach 2 years ago
Hahahaha!!!Friggin hilarious!!!
TAfan2 2 years ago
"Did you walk on that Floor" Ughhheaaa 2:21 BEST
oirenehiocore 2 years ago 2
i agree with u xD
Baronof92 2 years ago 2
DEFINITELY!!! lmao!
letitROCK5four 2 years ago 2
this is the best tim allen that is love the show
mickbeth6 2 years ago
I never heard Tim Allen swear before.lol
1:56 lmao.
Thevideopyramidhead1 2 years ago
Aoooouh?
johnnycoolguy9554 2 years ago
ARR ARR ARR
luutnantti111 2 years ago
0:43 is funny
alarmkid66 2 years ago
1:15 the bestest!
111hannahmontana111 2 years ago
I love that grunt man its the best i can even do it.
warrenohio2008 2 years ago
hahaha his grunts rock on Home Improvement!!! lollllll
PeaceLoveNickJonas81 2 years ago 4
shit man he really knows how to put things
jahmonstar1 2 years ago
2:23 best grunt ever. 1st comment!
Artfreak9869 3 years ago 4
omg ur sooo right! that's the grunt in the Home Improvement theme!!!
PeaceLoveNickJonas81 2 years ago
amen!
SuperMuise 2 years ago