ralphie may PT 2

[nubkillers]

bitch you dead mothafucka!!!

[gilromero100]

We mexicans do get offended !!! .. Not really LOL funny stuff mann... :D

[fes2721]

Haha This is some funny material!

[smartcoconut]

'o jesus my first rape. Your crazy.." -4:37  ahaaaa

[eg6roll]

Rainbow was never a gay thing, gays just took it. Raise boys to be men so they don't end up looking like home girl.

[ChasingTea]

I thought rainbow-square patches were what the Nazis made gays wear to identify themselves? But I've just heard that, not like I've done research to check. Even though Google's right there. o_o

[xosanteria]

@ChasingTea - the upside down pink triangle was the patch the Nazis used. the rainbow flag was designed by an artist in San Francisco - look up Rainbow flag on wikipedia

[tiamta]

when he said the stuff about ripping his clothes of he sounded like fluffy!

[DL23ify]

What the fuck does a rainbow have to do with sucking a dick anyway? Aint like its magically delicious haha.

If you can take a dick in the ass, you can take a joke :p

[Beckyboo594]

They done took the rainbow!



[TheDyloose]

Front to Back Biitch, Front To Back!!!

[2Tudew]

if the dick dont fit, u must aquit. that is some hilariious shit

[jdolani]

Ralphie is the best out there!!!

[aegisknox]

"I am willing to take a 15 miles detour so a little bunny foo foo could walk up down the street for yay for dick i like it in the butt. Now the gaz is 2.23 a gallon, fuck you bubbles, go suck dick in your bedroom, i ain't no problem there. Just get the fuck out of the road." LMAO...

[CocoRockks]

If you can take a dick in the ass you can damn sure take a fucking joke!

[makpak]

pretty funny

[memo6871]

BUBBLES LOL love this guy!!!

[hybridx99]

if the dick dont fit you must aquit

[Bmanritchie]

I was viewer 1,797,797

[TenteixSaigo]

this is his funniest set.

[CouldntPicAGoodOne]

FRONT TO BACK BITCH! FRONT TO BACK!!!

[mssexybaby312]

your honor if the dick dont fit he must of quit LMFAO

[AllThatStuff96]

"Bubbles"? That is sooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!! :*D

[jonmarc1980]

"thats right, I said it" has to be the most cliche line ive ever heard Im suprised he didnt say "YOU DONT KNOW ME"

[Coffeeisnecessary]

1:02 That black woman is my roommates friend named Iyeshah! She was upset after this!

[Bluewizrad13]

@Coffeeisnecessary well the dick must not have fit or she cant take a joke

[mrrc2012]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[LifeOfTheParty323]

I take dicks and jokes! LOL

[Punksk8er900]

ROFL LMFAO God damn u dirty crispy cream bitch all drippy assed OMFG I was laughing so hard I waz cryin o shit!

[bigmone1991]

"if u can take a dick in the ass you can take a joke" LMFAO

[Punksk8er900]

OMFG LMFAO! I LUV RALPHIE! HE DA SHIT! Lol I especially liked da gay jokes rofl I'm a homophobe but that shit wazz like HILARIOUS!

[Gidz69]

thats a funny ass white dude tho

[Gidz69]

2:56 they cut the truth, illuminati shiit

[SFGamingTV]

"Your Honor if the dick dont fit your must aquit." LMAO favorite part

[Greyes]

"I'm willing to take a 15 mile detour so little bunny foot can walk up the street going yay for dick i like it in the butt now when gas is 2.23 a gallon fuck you bubbles go suck dick in your bedroom, i've got no problem there now get the fuck out of the road!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

[RobinLitland]

5:45

Shes like : I've been there :D

[kelseysayswhat]

i love him, fucking hilarious. 

[kenjackson1977]

LMMFARO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cliff584]

LMFAO - I am gay and this is fucking HISTERICAL!!!!!!

[Kainthemain]

i love comics who mess with gay people. Most comics dont have the balls for that. Gay jokes are always a hit!

[mrp9034]

"not when gas is $2.23 a gallon" LMAO remember those days

[jruiz94]

Its funny how he refers to rainbow only meaning gay but not lesbian... I think I know why to.. Cuz almost every guy on this earth is in his room at the point in time on his knees screaming out... "THANK YOU GOD FOR CREATING LESBIANS!!!!!" :P hahahaha

[LollyMoss]

Ralphie May you are a Golden God. I laughed so hard a little pee came out. No shit I had trouble sucking air in.

[TheFMAEnvy]

Aw man i couldnt breathe xD

[Papieya88]

4:40 LMFAO

[shadowsneak777]

If the dick done fit you must acquit!

[s81710]

i'm gay and that is to funny!!!

[OliverLovesIt]

You're complaining about your gas price?

I'd pay 8$ per gallon if I still had a car :-D

[jrustystafford]

Lmfao

[Jarecausey]

I still wish gas was $2.23 a gallon

[respecthewoman]

funniest EVER!! LOL

[tubamarc8891]

I wish gas was $2.23

[canyoueatme24]

@tubamarc8891 True true!

[EclipzaDesignz]

why is it offensive if he's making JOKES of everyone, mostly black humor are about white people, and white humor are about gays gypsies etc. this guy takes it up to everyone he's equal in everyone's fault and jokes about everything

ralphie may is my hero

[skateroot]

Jezus, its my first rape..you're crazy! hahahaha

[ccjhs90]

People who don't think Ralphie May is funny have no sense of humor. Get a life, and get over yourself. Why does everything have to be deemed "offensive"?

[TheRuneProd]

@ccjhs90 rofl ima troll on you you must be a black gay asss chink?

[ridgewayschemes]

i love him just for the rainbow joke cause i have that same perspective

[The360dot]

lol $2.23 gal.

[Rensune]

@The360dot yeah... that'd be nice.

[gregbart1000]

Looks like 112 people went to the parade...

[hfrancoe]

2.23 a gallon?! I'd give anything to pay that now lol.

[KEVRO]

@hfrancoe Well you wouldnt mind paying about a dollar more a gallon then huh?

j/k

[0stmackaA]

@hfrancoe 2.23 a gallon? thats what you pay for a L in Sweden.

[Mackis88]

@hfrancoe A gallon is like 3-3.50dollars/gallon today? Come to sweden and you will see high gas prices. Here it's like 8-8.50dollars/gallon

[mrROMANTIXZ]

112 people were snesitive haha

[TheZapperCat]

He isn't really that funny.

Also, the homophobic jokes are pretty lame and insulting. It looks like someone is a bit insecure in themselves.

This type of comedy is ok for people with an IQ of 90 and under I guess.

[TheRecognizable]

@TheZapperCat chill man i was at my auntys lesbian civil ceremony 2 days ago i study comedy (want to be a stand up comic when im older)

im an asian (arab) i dont get offended by terrorist jokes predjudice is when someone resents or dislikes or even hate a race sexuality or disability

if you want a family friendly comic micheal macintyre does not swear or make fun of people but is one of the giants of english comedy

[dtirlea1]

@TheZapperCat Don't be such a sensitive, liberal hippie douche.  Lighten up.

[inoout]

@TheZapperCat he's more funny than you :)

[RealityQuestioned]

awkward when he said "get in that monkey" while talking about raping to black people.

[Asperuaca]

@RealityQuestioned monkey is another term for vagina. It doesn't have a racial connotation 

[mkheir1]

fuck u bubbles .. HAHAHAHHA

[bobbertt77]

112 people are gay and dont want to give up the rainbow flag

[MCSlimJim20]

5:11 i lafed soooooooo hard

[marbitch24]

112 people suck dick..

[godfatherll]

hahahahahaha

[doomcoda57]

5:45

only white person in the place xD

[HookedTapater]

@doomcoda57 and she was with that black dude. see how serious she got when he started the white pussy bit. You know shes paying his cell bill

[kingnichendrix]

I love the comment white people make when they say "how come black people can say this and we can't" here is the proof that you can, but it only applies when used in this context.

[Blasted2Oblivion]

He is a HUGE fucker. But he is so damn funny I tend to forget that.

[supercoollane]

If the dick dont fit, you musta quit!

[JamezC007]

@LueDotten: I think one million gay's skipped part two. lmao :D Thats the only reasonable explanation I could come up with.

[Shotgun93Steve]

0:51

Gas is $2.23 a gallon? Only three years and it's up twice as much? Holy crap.

Ralphie May is awesome.

[duffmister]

112 Dislikes, WTF!! A white saying all that is un heard of, Go Ralphie.

[briabre331]

lol he sounds like mr.brown from madea. hes hilarious

[Palmen1990]

hes so fat and sounds so fucking dusgusting and he complains on gays

[myfaceispurple]

@Palmen1990 dont like it? dont watch it

[Vacketed18]

@Palmen1990 First of all, he got fat because he was in a caraccident which fucked up some things in his body which made him grow very big in a very short time..tho now he have lost like all of it and looks normal nowadays.

And like Myfaceispurple said: If you dont like, dont watch it.

[pastelcolor04]

@Palmen1990 who cares if hes fat, if you dont like dont watch

[pulltheskyopen]

If the DICK don't fit u must acquit

[Auzea]

Gas 2 dollars a gallon? I'd be happy as fuck.

[Markb2477]

If the dick dont fit you must acquit

[OHThatOneGuy1]

111 people are dumbassess

[Jarecausey]

This is 100 times better than the censored comedy central specials

[iInsaneGamerTechHD]

"You Dirty Krispy Kreme Bitch" LMFAO xD

[quaddude2501]

Fuck u bubbles..get the fuck outa the road

[dominator9911]

i want the rainbow back!!

[roseychicken89]

omg awesomly funn!y!!!!

[roseychicken89]

omg awesomly fumnn!y!!!!

[c0untd00ku26]

OMG The gay thing is SO true....

[BiggieSmalls11111]

yo ive never heard a comedian who actually has consistent jokes that are funny...even mildly....ive got my fav comedians but the jokes they have arent consistently funny...its either a story joke or its improve joking like cracking on the crowd but i think ralph is the first person toactually have jokes that ALL of them were funny and like i said even if it made you chuckle it still was crazy

[s0up3rman]

this mother fuckers hillarious

[babygurlpink15]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[187mentalcase]

if your all worked up ITS JUST A FUCKIN JOKE personaly i want athe rainbow back it just a fuckin joke

[shortyy96]

girls, yalll suck dick wheres your parade!?

[iXanderz]

111 people were sensitive homosexuals. :C

[mosalias]

@iXanderz Agreed.

[iirepp]

LMFAO

Bubbles

[Anime4Life35]

If you can take a dick up the azz you can take a joke LMAO

[jruiz94]

@Anime4Life35 good joke by ralphie even tho carlos said it first...

[lilsm555]

This guys a beast.

[aegisknox]

Best politically engaged comedian at the moment. The fact that he is fat (i am just being correct here) helps him reach this level. I can't imagine a thin white comedian doing the same jokes with exactly the same skills. Basically, the fact that he is fat helps people tolerate the brutal level of honesty. The perfect looking white guy (ex. comedian Dane Cook) would of been shot a long time ago. Fat or not, this guy is my favorite at the moment.

[GrizzChewer69]

110 people take it in the ass

[A7Xblood]

@GrizzChewer69 probably the gay people that were in the audience

[jervie40]

@GrizzChewer69....111 people....LOL

[415BAY415]

I need to see him live before i die

[mzbutaworth]

deadddddddddddddddddddd

[Jeffbanks11]

108 people were to busy sucking dick and accedently hit thumbs down xD

[dresed2depres]

@Jeffbanks11 This funnys lol.

[chromster17]

"if you can take a dick up the ass you can take a joke" LMFAO

[summerish100]

FUCK YOU BUBBLES! GO SUCK DICK IN YOUR ROOM!!

[vba4accountants]

why is it that the fat fucken people are the funniest? it's like they got that "extra chromosome"..damn!

[gtajayy]

han skämtar om allt utom tjockisar. varför? för det skulle inte han tycka va kul.

[albertsandberg]

@gtajayy Han skämtar om det i andra videos.. look around :)

[maddythegreat1]

HAHAHAH

[LueDotten]

How the hell could ONE MILLION people skip part 2? D:

[JunkyardMech]

@LueDotten Perhaps they can't take a joke!

[adrastea99]

@LueDotten

Cuz half the planet is tards?

[mrw4lkm4n]

@LueDotten

I remember the day when part 2 was unavailable. It was a bad time and the reason for the different numbers. Part 2 was a real gift to a segment of the youtube community.

[ogirdora]

 because he's not that funny

[Coffeeisnecessary]

You are correct, he is not funny at all! He's offensive! Which reason for that?

[yellowcougar18]

@LueDotten Too sensitive after the last set of jokes.

[theMERC416]

LMFAO

ROFL

LOL

[GamEfreakStunter]

DAM niggha aint gonn fuck with meh! bitch as niggha!

[bpumper85]

Lol. "Bitch, no you didnt mothafucka!!!

[IhsSthlm]

Damn he's fat, but so damn funny!!

[ModeLTU]

@IhsSthlm What do you mean?He's just bloated

[JeKiZ]

Immortal Technique - Obnoxious

"cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke"

[R2kRulle]

@JeKiZ word.

[VonNeldemo]

just might be some of the funniest shit i've ever seen

[thedarkphire33]

If the dick don't fit then you must Aquit!

[UFOROX]

Rithcie Blackmore wants his Rainbow back.

[cdlopez420]

i conquer, I WANT THE RAINBOW BACK TOO

[RockerForeverMore911]

I dont give a damn I just want my parade o.o

[LovelyDeath440]

Exhibit A

[FonzieDiaz]

"it aint like magicly delicious" HAHAHAHA

[Tonytyrann]

That was very... disappointing.

[MultiLapislazuli]

If u can take a dick n the ass u can take a joke :)

[R2kRulle]

@MultiLapislazuli If you can bite Immortal technique you can say it.

[QUAidBAKEZ]

cant wait to see this guy in phili! lol

[YuriFoxie]

xD yes we need the whole color spectrum

[darkdragonmaster77]

I ain't willing to take a 15 mile detour so little bunny foo-foo can walk up and down the street goin yay for dick I like it in the butt, not when gas is $2.23 a gallon, fuck you bubbles go suck dick in your bedroom, I ain't got no problem there, so get the fuck outta the road

[Konformation07]

@darkdragonmaster77 that's so true

[ryxxx12345]

kobe is 6'6

[McNichols13]

4:59-5:23...funny as f***!!!

[JMo12th]

LMFAO in CHICAGO

[theeonionbagel]

"Oh jeez this is my first rape, you're crazy." LMFAO hahahahahahahahha

[thasawh]

LMFAO @ 5:09

[foxracin6996]

bastards edited the video theres missing parts

[ranger0799]

His dick may be small but he's got balls to say all that shit in front of a room full of Black peeps

[PocketRocketPRP]

Hes sooooooooo funny, <3

[KILL3RPANA5]

FUCK YOU BUBBLES omg i lost it at that part...

[stlzmostwantedxx]

FUCkk naa nigga too funny

[itsdatgoonblud]

HE NEEDS TO KNOW THE LIMITS TO JOKES...ESPECIALLY BLACK JOKES...... REAL TALK

[Rowhizzle]

@itsdatgoonblud you need to know your limit on capital letters....real talk..

[iwasbored07]

@itsdatgoonblud he,s a comedian u crybaby and why whine about him sayin black jokes what about chris rock talkin bout white people?

[pianomanfan1]

@itsdatgoonblud It's just a fucking joke. If you can take a dick in the ass, you can take a joke....

[olshitass]

@itsdatgoonblud You must be fucking retarded. Dumb ass jigaboo...

[bobshouse123]

@itsdatgoonblud

There are no limits my friend, this is 2010.

[roscoegino]

@itsdatgoonblud he does. i think the applause proved that.

[R2kRulle]

@Samiyar09 If you keep stealing immortal techniques punchlines you can atleast give him credit.

[kennythorne21]

fuck you bobo!!

[ZombieKiller766]

I swear to god, i couldnt fuckin breath and my face turned purple. ROFLMAO XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD