Cards as a weapon

[Domhazeproduction]

0:43 O.o

[Domhazeproduction]

Why are these card dudes always attacking fruit? XD

[sirArcticfox99]

Why was his slave black?

[animeshredder312]

Ricky Jay and him should have a card showdown to the death.

[JohnShaw13]

A card really hurts when u get hit with it

[periwinkle102]

Good thing it was a banana, if you know what I mean...

[Argo108]

awesome. really

[kalinga01]

what happens when the card hits your face

[MrPpppppppppf]

those cards wont stop the ass poundings ur gonna take in jail u scumbag piece of shit

[stodd32]

did he say "lets toss that salad"

[mrklawonn]

he's like gambit from x-men

[Pokemon4ever92]

The assistant girl: Bananas anyone?

Me: No no YOU WANT A BANANA?

[Nextmillionare27]

@ivegot99cra- umm have u ever tried slicing something as thick as a banana with a 1.6g piece of cardboard? Go do it with one card, and then say you'd like to be farther away.

[Nextmillionare27]

@phishstyx4- why is that?

[PhishStyx4]

I wonder if he can cut through jail bars with cards, because that's where he might be ending up soon.

[amit92911]

this weapon is so usefull.. once a watermelon and a banana attacked me.. n guess wat i fukin killed them

[ShakeITyEA]

twisted fate and miss fortunate going at it

[misterjoe100]

Lady Luck is smilin'!

[videowatcher139]

@misterjoe100 all hail eris

[Xx3umarxx]

people called me jesus loooooooooooooool with all trust looooool

[fatlizzard19]

chuck norris can do that with a square or toilet paper

[Ty8081234]

@fatlizzard19 xD

[imjacehallboy]

@morbidlyobesealbert jesus does

[Tboybeatbox]

Twisted Fate in Real life :D

[TheGetintoit]

A list of the people who call you jesus I think you a liar.:~{)

[Rucksackdoni1]

bananas anyone ??

[Ap3LsinaS]

pause at 1:07 and look at the watermelon and you will see small heart :)

[lemmonlime0]

The fuck is twisted fate?

[ULTRATURBOJEZUS]

you can call me, ULTRA TURBO JEZUS.

[Perfect06600]

this guy makes riot thinks about tf like lux and the double rainbow ^^

[ShowTime4232]

Holy D1ck fell off

[madjimms]

"bananas anyone?"  FUCK YEAH!

[SOBEGOLD]

now that we have the motion down, its time to toss some salag

[BroKEnCaPSLoCk1]

chuck norris can do that with his feet, blindfolded!!!

[TheRico1345]

Ima call you dumb shit!! cuz u ain't nothing compared to JESUS!

[TheMysticCore]

He is too close to the target if he were further it would have been impressive.

[xHizukax]

so... you are Jesus eh?.... can you float on water? huh?! ... can you float huh?!! answer me damnit! 

[stanistheman12]

gtfo twisted fate

[technomage888]

people call you jesus? i think i call you chuck norris .. right chuck!?!? not much of a disguise isnt it chuck !!?

[Zyr4n]

gambit

[galazprietof]

TWISTED FATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[marlo916]

:12 made my penor hurt

[ninjasquirrelsrock]

I hit my friend in the eye RIGHT after he finished reading aloud in Religion class.

[Shooter51x]

LADY LUCK IS SMILIN'

[gunudown3]

Dude that's twisted fate

[Zombieskypictures]

@gunudown3 lol i thought the same! :D i love to play with twisted fate and i learned to throw cards perfectly but not from this tutorial there are planety

[johnblund123]

@gunudown3 Twisted fate the card master

[captainshiv]

@gunudown3 Yeah but he sucks, he went AD.

[solecalibur]

@gunudown3 its why u go ap its a banana not a champ

[s41vor]

@gunudown3 indeed

[Maendli90]

Twisted Fate

[ivegot99cra]

wtf hes just getting really close to the thing hes throwing the card at

[swemax123]

hahaha, i watched this video and tried to do what you did to throw the card, didnt work so i got pissed and kicked my door, then i tried a new really weird way to toss it, and i accidently cutted a flower! :o

[mrsims2]

Am I the only one who thought chuck norris was the thumbnail?

[thecloudstreets]

yea stand even closer to the frickin banana if u can

[thecloudstreets]

watching that banana sliced on top is painful

[nostresstoday]

Stop video at 0:12, enjoy asian porn...

[c64core]

@nostresstoday hahah

[MrSammy991]

they call me jesus lol

[azimangoez]

i wonder if he could slice the girl's nipple with that. that'd be cool

[remboy3000]

lol funny story. brings deck of cards to school, finds hardest bully, throws card, gets chased, throws cards while being chased... imagine that XDD the guy would have lots of cuts on his face lol

[Greenairproductions]

WIN!!!

[FURRYDulaman]

look at his hair at 0:12 lol

[pwnsincethen]

Hi jesus

[sk8erforlife33]

i cringed when it cut that banana..

[bandymannen1]

Rick Smith JR. is better Thumbs up if u agree!

[spriteisalright]

funny how i have full tilt cards like in the background of 0.15

[LowMediumHorvat]

I wanna see how he cut that wedge of the watermelon

[zanderpaxton]

i got heaps of cards stuck in the roof + yes i was aiming there

[666euphoria]

THE UNDERTAKER!!!

[RossAvery1988]

Just like Sartana

[noahwic1]

I tried it and on my first try I broke a lightbulb. Win/Fail

[hanspeterpitsch]

@noahwic1 total win!

[lucarioliam]

he cant throw cards to save his life

[lucarioliam]

that guy scares me.....

[Blondesarecute417]

anyone else wanna pay lisa to suck on that banana



[wonkeytjuuuh]

i always have a deck of cards on my desk , i watched tgis and i was like noway that's possible :o and i tried it andit cutted my victoria frances wallpaper :o so i tried it with an apple and it really works :o

[tig3r50]

this dude can chop your balls off LOl!!

[theguy98100]

i can through it far

[tig3r50]

JESUs?

[Crazyokapimonkey2]

what watermelon??

[bigben123456789ify]

copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hour

[MrClaysta]

@bigben123456789ify I'ts funny how you think you can joke about such a thing as a mother's death, to an ungrateful fuck who takes his brothers dick in his shithole like you, it may not mean much. but to someone like me, who's mother died after struggling with brain cancer for 350 days, just after his 12th birthday, it doesnt seem so funny anymore, does it?

[vphghgulv]

bananas anyone?

[nyckats]

or you can use a gun ^_^ lol

[superchef78]

I like Ricky Jay the most. He's probably the best, as far as accuary goes. I mean putting a card through the same hole in a newspaper on a consistent basis? That's talent.

[morbidlyobesealbert]

who the hell has just watermelon and banana in a fruit salad???

[Blazzord]

@morbidlyobesealbert people that are allergic to all fruits, except bananas and watermelons

[AsdNikke]

@morbidlyobesealbert Well... once you asked i DO put watermelon and banana to my fruitsalad.

'

[BroKEnCaPSLoCk1]

@morbidlyobesealbert chuck norris does but there made of diamonds

[nsseegee]

@morbidlyobesealbert black people

[livingjustfordying]

i just cant get any sort of accuracy.... :/

[jchan989]

rick smith jr ftw!!!!

[daizetsuzen]

what the ****? at the end of the video, they're like eating a fruit salad..

they really used a card to slice them.. LOL

[Neyteri]

lmao

[fate11twister]

under me

[sebaseba126]

Twisted Faith

[Bremen2o7]

if you're american you can just use a gun.

[theimdoinurmom]

what if that pickle was ur dick lol oucccch

[x0wn3rx]

try using a credit card instead of these paper one's

[koitsu7]

@x0wn3rx I did that and i hit my friend holding a piece of paper. His finger wouldnt stop bleeding for 10 minutes.

[Jurrrrriaan]

When I lost a game of Poker (Texas Hold 'Em) I know what to do! :)

[HustleMu12]

como vc faz isso gayzinho ?

[DFrizzleNizzle]

he is " Jesus " !!!

[gutar5675]

bananas anyone

[maxder2]

omg the slomo with the banana make me afraid of cards O.o

[jatnng2]

the slow motion is great

[iwanthamburger]

i stuck a card into another card

[Gaara1820]

EPIC CIRCUMCISION AT 0:59

[sirkillyourface]

@Gaara1820 helz ya man

[sirkillyourface]

imagine that bananah is ur dik

[DatoFarid]

@sirkillyourface hahahahahahaahha fuk u its funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[sirkillyourface]

@DatoFarid ya it is but seriously imagine that is ur dik

[DatoFarid]

@sirkillyourface haha ya i know but everytime i imagine it, i feel unsafe. haha.

[aabb1166]

I cut my freinds back and the card stuck in his back!

SICK!

[1800simon1800]

People can do that way further from where he was standing. He throw those cards at point blank

[Pokajoka773]

"Bananas anyone?" Haha'

[T2xx]

I murdered 5 people with this technique.

[Armydude991]

How many times did this guy actually miss before he hit the banana

[JizzMasterPino]

I threw a card and lost it :( had to buy a new deck

[gaodargon]

@JizzMasterPino HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AAHAHAHAHAHA you made my day sr

[PeopleStringSocial]

I love thorwing cards, and throwing a creditcard is a real threat. BAM! and it is gone.

You should try making one in metal, bad-ass MF'er of a card. bet you could cut in trees whith it.

[kevinmang77]

@PeopleStringSocial idiot, thats what a "MF'in" shuriken is

[PeopleStringSocial]

@kevinmang77 I am pretty sure it is not legal were i live, and you can't buy it anywhere either.

But beging able to pwn anyone whith a deck of metal cards = badass

[vietnamese0]

A card master =D

[94150082]

I bet he doesn't want it with Gambit though....lololol

[gotega50]

I threw a knife and... Wait nvm

[rapterchannel]

i threw a card and sliced an entire car....beat that :P

[phillitupp]

@rapterchannel

I threw a card and cut my daddies dick off, consider yourself beaten. =D

[TheVoteable]

that's how to make salat in heaven ...

[Trimia34]

i threw a card and i cut my friends nose his nose was bleeeding it was awesome

[iThaosTM]

@Trimia34 Lmao. I did the same thing 2 years ago. He came back the next day with a bandage on his nose. oops i guess.

[Matsuya338]

0:12= Beastly. I bet he a metal deck made for self defense. XD

[Spazzmazatastic13]

ok if some can honestly do this. bravo cuz i suck donkey ass at throwing cards :)

[Exile017]

I FUCKING NAILED MY FRIEND ON THE LIP

[joshuapratt6]

lol

[noobaricia]

@Exile017 Me too my friend wass bleeding

[OOOO191]

i can cut through a appl....Just But It Easy After A Wile Plus i Cut rectalge metal Out The Size Of A Playing Card And Use Them

[NameNameson]

i can trow card 2 bot not crazy like that!! Awesome

[sammyzac2]

0:10 gherkin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NorthMiamiKid]

gambit is real!

[klanders988]

HOLY CRAP

[cheekfun]

yeah aiming is hard trust i been throwing cards for over 8 years and i cant aim straight but i can make them curve and thats AWESOME

:D

[HelloCSS]

I've done it for 1 and a half week and i caN aim ;)

[novachild]

So this is what he does when he is not making millions playing poker...Interesting.

[Kuginame]

That thurson grip is the buttcrack. Its so good. My pokemon cards are bending in half when they hit the wall.

[MoveMeAIong]

hey hey lookie 1:09 the card BENDS when it goes through the watermelon wtf?!?!

[explosivemoron]

does anyone know about a tutorial video for what he does at 0:06 where he throws the deck from one hand to another?

[peterddakmagic]

its called a card spring

[ichisakon3]

if any one did this sucsesfully plz tell the directions

[BlackWaltz5]

This is also how he shaves his chest. :P

[boba634]

But if the card kept going, wouldn't he slice his own bannana? :0

[Dracon5110]

omg tank you :]

[williamwzl]

How dare you treat ricecakes like that.

[SmlTak]

lol it would have been funny if he missed and hit his assistant instead

[DarkFlare91]

no..not rly

[ahahmoo]

lol cool btw he said julia chiles not doing a child and what's up with all the sound effects? xD

[kStriker219]

Chuck Norris, lmao

[smithiy69]

1:18 haha "just like doing a child"

[TheAirsoftNewb]

i can cut a banana too i just cant aim that well

[ninja6188]

no i am like Gambit great withe deck of play card

[gerigohinotama]

Gambit? Jesus? NO IS RICKY JAY TO THE RESCUE!

[DNATwitch]

its not that hard to do u just have to practice i can cut a bannana and ive only been throwing for 2 days

[godzillatrainer]

he killed a cow

[alexlandsbergs]

what else would you expect from jesus

[ml497]

Who the hell asks what a guy eats to prepare for a poker tournament?

[alexlandsbergs]

I do. jk

[x1XCardSharkX1x]

He's like that guy off the X-men with the cards.

[wyman26]

Gambit

[nick00580]

to me he looks like the undertaker.

[SmileXItConfusezXPpl]

Or you could use a knife

[GiantArapaima74]

@SmileXItConfusezXPpl

but if he threw the knife he might hit the lady! using a knife would be silly

[aabb1166]

ya but... card not illegal!

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

nobody fucks with the jesus.