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  • not so great pickup line in my opinion...

  • @MMArtist99 its not free for sure .

    

  • Here's a good one: "Hey girl, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

  • @MenAmongPoodles this actually happened last night ,

    guy: (milk packet in his hands) do u want milk.

    girl: no thanks.

    guy: no i wasnt talking about this milk.

    girl smiled with red cheecks and dissapeare as quickly as she can , and me and he laughed till our stomach hurt , good times :)

  • i thought this was gonna be another lame pickup line video, but i actually like this one. Thankyou, i'm gonna put it to the test tomorrow :P

  • Just tell a girl she has very nice elbows. It never fails.

  • @whatbigarmsuhav uhh...

  • @albcorason lmao

  • This story is amazing! I don't mean to brag but I actually look quite attractive and I'm GOING TO USE THIS.

  • rule number one mister... DO NOT INSIST! -.-'' u should know better!

  • this story sux. thank you.

  • HELLO, ECUSE ME AM I UGLY ? ..NO, WELL YOU ARE , JUST COULDNT KEEP IT TO MYSELF BITCH, YOU WANT THE PRIVELIDGE OF FUCKING A FINE MAN LIKE ME?

  • @pullscrotskin LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • LOL

    Nice approach

  • That == Insecure, needy, and ... everything you said not to be... correct? :/

  • I don't like the introduction that quick. I used to always do that, I thought it was rude not to introduce. What I have found is that immediate introduction is weird and serves no purpose. If it goes well you can get her name and number before you leave.

  • how about :GUY: hey, could you hold this for me for a second? :GIRL: yh sure :GUY: now i know which hand you use ;)

  • @croup007 lolllllllllll

  • lol.....love it

  • Tried it and the girl couldn't speak english. :P

  • @HardUpN0Luck i speak spanish and french brother... just tell me if she was hot

  • Do you think it would work in a library. I go there a lot and there have been a lot of times I've been in the same row as a hot girl. lol

  • ha ha I should try this

  • great pick-up, if u stay really calm and polite...

  • Fuck it, I'm getting a hoover!

  • Terrible opener, he asked way too much about what she thought of him, too self-conscious and thats also low value big time.

  • If you are ugly and dumb like me she would slap you and say yes!

  • hey i was wondeirng if u could help me i have this friend tht is a girl but we dont rlly talk much we only have very short coversations i dont rlly know what to say can you help me ? plz i have subscribed as well i would be gratful if u can help me :)

  • great advice however in my case i think my shyness is often mistaken for snootiness, or being uninterested, i would like to talk to this guy but i wouldn't know what to say to him.

  • Hahahahahahaha, amazing, no doubt that we all laughed here, but HE HAD TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF: "I was just messing...". ONE OF MY VERY BEST pick up lines was about a week ago. I was waiting for a bus, at the end of the afternoon, with a lot of people waiting. Less than one meter away, I saw this gorgeous girl. When our eyes met again after a while, I said spontaneously, while being in the line waiting for the bus: "ALL I KNOW... IS THAT I AM getting back in the line!". We made the trip together

  • this is an insult to my intelligence

  • dont try this if you are ugly!!!

  • @albcorason lol

  • @albcorason lol

  • its all about confidence people, you can sturtle when you say that line.

    you cant say.."H-H-hey!" You gotta say it like you know what youre gonna say, and make it sound casual.

  • if she sayed YES! , you should just tell her :" thats not what my mom think :P"

  • i disagree with this...

    i just tell a girl "ay yo bitch get the fuck in my car or get lost"

    works like 1% of the time.. so thats how i spend my sundays...

  • @wildfratto haha nice one bro

  • That line sucks. You're immediately making her feel like a criminal for looking at you. He only got the girl because he knew she was interested. Just call her out on it. Like "Hey, I saw that. You were looking at me." She says "Oh, no, i'm just... looking for a book." You say "Well, there's no books on me." Then name, flirt, etc.

  • @tracksabbath29

    i dont think u have the confidence or carisma to do it

  • there's a huge difference between being confident and being a cheeseball

  • anoter one is to look at what books she reads the back of and when u she one she is about to grab then do the same then say oh sorry u can take it then she might say no then u go well it looks like u like this kind of book then she'll be like well kinda and then u say what type of books r u interested in. boom broke the ice

  • why don't girls ever start conversations, I think it's becuae they have a hidden agenda

  • no he failed, the girl picked him up!!!

  • He said "excuse me" fail right there lol

  • hahaha just hope the girls says youre not ugly!

  • very dangerous pick up line. lol. if she say yes, then your self -esteem will hit rock bottom.

  • thats some stupid tips for guys who are wanking all the time. poor that you dont check it.

  • i need plastic surgery just to get to ugly

  • Sorry arkady, this tip just sucks. You would probably have a way better chance if you would just say 'Hi'.

  • i am ugly?...muahahaha

  • Seriously, This pickup-line can be very dangerous i guess ^^.

    From a PU-sight, you might need to break youre frame (i mean like everyone has this alpha frame nowadays), lowering your value directly, dont know if it is the best first impression ;)

  • Your theory lacks one very important consideration. It entirely misses the possibility that the person using the pickup line has a face like King Kong's ass just after the biggest crap he's ever done.

    Then, no amount of smooth talking fancy pickup lines are going to get you anywhere. You might talk for a while but when it comes to the crunch, if you're REALLY UGLY, you ain't going home with her. END OF STORY.

  • @TheYouuTubeRipper

    Your first paragraph of your comment made me laugh so hard. XD

  • @TheYouuTubeRipperthats 4 people like u but not people like me..like if u r like me

  • @TheLibac2 Like u r me r u r not me r u? Do you mean retarded like u r? BECAUSE YOU ARE!!!

  • rofl, if a guy came to me and told me "am I ugly?" I would tell him "nah, u just look like my dick, you're handsome"

  • that wont work in south florida.. "Am I ugly?" ..girl says, Ask your mom.... = owned

  • wtf. "Am I ugly?" lol that's kinda awkward.

  • What a crock o shit

  • just walking around, checking out the books haha

  • Lol my friend did that to a chick she gave him her number then l8r we called it was a rickroll number it was lik never gunnu give u up and then u just called rick roll hotline

  • hahaha...It is better to say "Excuse me, let me introduce myself (instead of saying AM I UGLY) just say "I am ugly, but I am all yours" lol :)

  • Great pick up line say how are you doing? She replies pretty good, why. Your reply, well I just wanted to know who are fckin your dirty skank...

    No, seriously if a women is ramblim and you have no other options, or she starts talking about an ex or w/e. Say randomly, " What about my Gold fish?" She will prob reply what...kinda weirdly, say " Oh I thought we were talking about shet that didn't matter.Can I buy you a shot?"

  • rofl imagine she says yes that would ruin the night

  • "am I ugly?" ... you have gotta be kidding me! that's the worst pick up line I have ever heard! Did your student then get her number? .... hmhmhm 100% NO! I don't think so!

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  • And why would you take dilated pupils as a sign of interest? First off, that could have to do with lighting. Secondly, the person could be on a medication or taking an illicit substance that causes dilated pupils. Anyway, this pick up line is really awful. Just bad.

  • haha I will definitly go with this!

  • It sounds awkward

  • heh heh... she thinks a second and says "Yes... just.. yes."

  • LOL LMFAO ROFL, you have to be "high on life" to use this.

  • Sorry but some random guy doing that would just annoy the shit out of me. Just an awful awful idea.

  • thank u

  • Whoa whoa whoa whoa - never give your name TOO early!!!! One way to find out if a woman is in to you (other than dilated pupils) is she asks your name! You do not want to eliminate ANY possibilities or clues that she may have to let you know she's interested! If you just give her your name, 1: you better damn well impress her and make her remember you more than the other thousand guys who did the same, or 2: make her EARN it first!

  • I agree! thats one of the ioi's (indication of intrests) if u got 3 they say she's into you :P

  • thank u

  • lmfao guys that would do something that random actually kinda creep me out, its just so random........but idk that would just be my first impression of them, then who knows?

  • yea, women are so narrow minded at timeits kinda sad

  • Well, she just told him he has nothing wrong and that he looks fine, she would look like a dumbass if she suddenly rejected a guy she just complimented...

  • yeah man but i think this things should have more confidence & courage

  • LOL FUCKKKKKKK HAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • dimebaghimself-I am bartender as well, so I know where you coming from ! lol When girls get tipsy, they loosen up a lot and the rest is up to you ! simple game ! It is much simpler to become a bartender, then to buy all these books,because in that environment you have an opportunity to experience something live and make money along the way !

  • i almost vomited with this... maybe because you werent so great telling it.

  • haterrrrr

  • ahhahaha ya it wuldnt work on all girls. ha

  • jus wana say everybudy dat never use dis pick up line as dis will show d girl right of dat u hav lower status even if if ur trying to b funny..on d contrary introduce urself straight away conffidently n i bet she will like dat..my expericence makes me say so..

  • nah i think people should use it just to test it and see cuz if it doesnt work they can just throw it away and move on to the next girl, sorta test it out you never know they might be able to use it right

  • hahha :D she should have said "Yes you are" :P

  • hahahahahaaaahahaha Lol ''Excuse Me'' YES? ''AM I UGLY'' LOL!

  • i'm a bartender, i dont use pickup lines.. lol

  • haha i bet your pick up lines are, give me your number i will give you 2 dollars off all purchases LOL

  • Thats actually a good line to say to start a conversation. Cause woman do that, you look them dead in teh face and they dont even look, then you can use this line.

  • hahahaha, my friend tried that, he said, am i ugly? and the girl said: YES!!!! hahaha

  • @gc18gc lol. that's shit.

  • HAHAHAHA, IT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK!!!

  • @gc18gc tell us more :P

  • @gc18gc LOLOLOLOLOLOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • hahahahaha

  • @gc18gc please tell me thats true

  • @ShnuckFuckle haha yeap! it is true

  • @gc18gc omg mee too, "yes, you are ugly" is a pain in the arse to hear...

  • that is so funny she said yes ahahahaha

    ur friend must be ugly or this girl must of been a bitch

  • yes i can imagine that, smart and well looking girl knows that she do not need to do anything in the area of meeting and dating . she can just wait for the guy who will appear the best to her that will approach her himself...

  • @gc18gc thats great lol

  • @gc18gc hahahahh XD

  • @gc18gc

    hahahahahahahah omg, i wish i was there im fucking laughing my ass off hahahah

  • @gc18gc

    FAIL HAHAHAHAH

  • @gc18gc shit... that's tough.

  • @gc18gc

    Haha, you are the man!

  • @gc18gc so what your friend do after that ha

  • @gc18gc

    that was you not your friend :D

  • it only works if your confident and good-looking

  • @GoldenGhost42 Therefor negating the need for any pick up lines..lol. This stuff is crap!

  • @GoldenGhost42 what if your confident but not good looking would't you just look stupid

  • @GoldenGhost42 but if you're like this you dont need pick up line :D

  • @GoldenGhost42 You don't have to be good looking

  • I've used this line. She looks away and you say what is wrong with me? then you flirt and joke and smile. it works. unless she says ur ugly or something. that might hurt. good thing im good looking!

  • @dolph80550 lol. please.

  • Why would you put yourself down. What?

    I think it would be far better to say something like

    "Hey what is it about me that intimidates you so much"

    Not "Hey is there something wrong with me? Am I ugly? DAMNIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME !!!! TELL ME NOW!!!"

    Haha that was very exaggerated but I don't agree with this one.

  • Wouldn't this somewhat depend on how well you know her?

  • I wish I was able to be more specific, but I was running out of letters. It really isn't my eyes, but rather the bags under them. I don't work in some office job with fixed hours, I work in construction with a timetable that basically says: Work until the job's done. So not only do I not know when I'll get home for certain, but when I do so, I'm dirty, smelly, and worst of all, exausted. When I get home, I really don't have much energy left but to shower, and go to bed.

  • hey champ sounds like this is an overwhelm pattern ,there is obviously a secondary gain for you if you have done it for a while that you may not even realise yet.things like sympathy,love,connection,signi­ficance or whatever it is for you.ask yourself why you choose to do overwhelm?

    find some chicks online,im overwhelmed with options,do the same,easy.

  • @tailgunner2 then it sounds like there's no room for a woman in ur life anyway

  • Nah bruv that is WEAK!!

    NEVER PUT YOURSELF DOWN.

    Not going to work in most situations.

    She had already showed she was submissive by looking away.

    So she already liked him.

    That's why it worked here.

  • thats a good line, but unfortunately most the girls at my age are immature and would probably get up on their high horse and giggle with all her friends.

  • hey I got a line that always works : Hi, my name is such and such. Just be condident, if you are not confident then learn to fake it. It will come.

  • Thats so true, if you fake confidence, after a while it will come naturally

  • hahaha

    that was funny :))

  • Say " Are you friendly?"

    They will almost always say yes.

  • Tried it. The answer I gotten was a firm "Yes". Something I always suspected, even called creepy unfortunately. Looking in the mirror, and I had to admit, even with nice clothes, I looked like a wreck with my eyes. In full truth, I work in construction, and attending night school, so by the end of the night, I'm exausted, but I can't live a life of solitude, so I have to at least try right?

    Just what the hell am I suppose to do? Quit work?

  • or just pick a different line ;)

  • grow balls, do something about your problems

  • wow, sucks for u man.. ouch tailgunner2

  • lol no he sounds like nico bellic

  • "my name is niko bellic, and i would like to have a date with you, you 'beech' " LOL

  • if she says yes then that means she is an unpolite girl with no real education and is definitely not interested in talking to you so what you should do next is this.....

    "Oh right, thanks for your honesty though"

    And then walk away like a man, and this is the easiest part of the issue.

    LOOK FOR ANOTHER GIRL WHO MIGHT RESPOND THE WAY YOU WANT HER TO RESPOND!!.

    Its simple, there are plenty of women out there so if one of them does not respond the way you want to. GO LOOK FOR SOME OTHER GIRL!!!

  • borat

  • l0l!

  • doesent he sounds like borat ?

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  • lol my friend tried this and and the girl said "Yes you are"

  • he sucha said "FInally, at least someone admits it, but im glad an ugly person told me haha peace bitch." thats what i would say, probably shouldnt say peace bitch haha

  • =))))

  • wow,IMpresiVe!.that might actually work..but i have a question it has been driving me crazy for so long..well im 15 years old i was with my mom at the grocery store nd i saw this girl also with her mom nd i felt that impulsion[attractiveness] that maked me wanted to talk to her, she kept looking at me nd i did the same, nd im the type of guy that jst goes nd talks 2 her but this was different, she was with her mom. what do you think i should've done on this situation?or when shes w/ her friends?

  • Well mom around complicates stuff quite a bit. She might be prude or think that a boy hitting on her daughter is cute... You have to come up with some excuse to talk to her maybe even talk to mom first. If she is with friends then you must get accepted by friends first! So talk to friends and entertain them so you would be accepted to the "pack". Then isolate the girl. You shouldn't worry though you're quite young.

  • "my name is josh whats your name".... bingo!

  • If she says yes then you would say," oh really?? well then what would you think that would make me look better for our date?"

  • that was actually pretty good. i know i'd respond to that

  • out of pitty only comes friendship,

    not love

  • NO! this is terrible

  • Actually thats not bad, but for future use try some cocky/funny by instead of saying "oh, I'm just messing with you, I'm ___," throw in, "oh, I'm just messing with you, I know theres nothing wrong with me. My name is ___". However I only hit bars and clubs, so I don't know how it would work in day game.

  • nice but I dnt like calling myself ugly

  • what if she says 'YES, LEAVE ME ALONE'

    I would say 'F*ck u bitch'

  • lol

  • stfu mind ya business

  • She's never heard that pick up line before because it's not a good one. It probably just made her feel awkward and uneasy. Maybe try another one love guru.

  • how can i ask her "am i ugly?" if im obviously hot? lolz XD

  • ur queer.

  • total shit

  • "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" usually gets them everytime.

  • quality

  • @fransack LOL..

  • yesterday i was in the gap and i saw a girl looking at hats. i took one and said to her how wierd do i look in this hat? and then she said that i look kinda cute. i said thanks and nothing else and i think it ended from there.

  • That just made you look weird... think about what you're gonna say AFTER the hat episode, joke around a bit, tell her she's hot.. Something. Good luck man o/

  • lol after she says your hott then i would say so are you just like what 3runsonic was sayin then i would jump into a convo and say something like," So whats on the menu? wit ha smirk yu know menu meaning obviously her name where shes from lol you knoe ect...yea lol the menu thing i came up wioth haha so WHATS ON THE MENU?

  • hey man, this is really funny and cool haha!

    thanks for posting,

    i gotta say though i'm 16 and the way i approach girls is always like, through friends n' then I get to know them. I've had a few girlfriends, but I've never really used a pick up line, or started to chat them up in this sense that you're talking about. I only really just start joking about with them

    is that because i'm young at the moment and i can still do that?

    or does that happen in the adult world as well?

    thanks again.

  • u always say thank u at the end.. we r the one who should thank u.. ur advice are very good.. but they are easier done than said.. specially in my small town where everybody noes everybody.. :S

  • do you believin love at first sight cause nif you dont i'll walk by again or let only latex stand between our love or what has 152 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk my zipper on to star a conversation go up to a girl and ask her name and what evers she says say OH? that was my mothers name then she'll be like oh is it then say i dont know is but if you use the last one make sure she dosnt know your mother first use these then get back to me

  • Guy: Hey what has 152 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk

    Girl: I dont know what \

    Guy: my dick

  • this guy's the best

  • "Wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

    "Ew, NO!"

    "What, you don't like pizza?"

    8) Yeaaah

  • Guy: How you doin?

    Chick: Ohw I'm fine

    Guy: Yes you are!

    (Jacky brown QuitinTarantino)

  • maybe people would take this more seriously if this guy didn't sound like borat.