It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do:
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.
Getting girls doesn't have to be difficult (I used to think it did).
I'll give you some advice right now..
Step 1: Go to MackMethods(dot)com
Step 2: Order the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use it and laugh at how easy girls are to figure out haha
Seriously, that program has changed my life. I probably shouldn't even be mentioning it because I don't want a bunch of other guys out there running the same "game" but whatever, I'm in a good mood today so I'll share the tip.
I don't like the introduction that quick. I used to always do that, I thought it was rude not to introduce. What I have found is that immediate introduction is weird and serves no purpose. If it goes well you can get her name and number before you leave.
hey i was wondeirng if u could help me i have this friend tht is a girl but we dont rlly talk much we only have very short coversations i dont rlly know what to say can you help me ? plz i have subscribed as well i would be gratful if u can help me :)
great advice however in my case i think my shyness is often mistaken for snootiness, or being uninterested, i would like to talk to this guy but i wouldn't know what to say to him.
Hahahahahahaha, amazing, no doubt that we all laughed here, but HE HAD TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF: "I was just messing...". ONE OF MY VERY BEST pick up lines was about a week ago. I was waiting for a bus, at the end of the afternoon, with a lot of people waiting. Less than one meter away, I saw this gorgeous girl. When our eyes met again after a while, I said spontaneously, while being in the line waiting for the bus: "ALL I KNOW... IS THAT I AM getting back in the line!". We made the trip together
That line sucks. You're immediately making her feel like a criminal for looking at you. He only got the girl because he knew she was interested. Just call her out on it. Like "Hey, I saw that. You were looking at me." She says "Oh, no, i'm just... looking for a book." You say "Well, there's no books on me." Then name, flirt, etc.
anoter one is to look at what books she reads the back of and when u she one she is about to grab then do the same then say oh sorry u can take it then she might say no then u go well it looks like u like this kind of book then she'll be like well kinda and then u say what type of books r u interested in. boom broke the ice
Seriously, This pickup-line can be very dangerous i guess ^^.
From a PU-sight, you might need to break youre frame (i mean like everyone has this alpha frame nowadays), lowering your value directly, dont know if it is the best first impression ;)
Your theory lacks one very important consideration. It entirely misses the possibility that the person using the pickup line has a face like King Kong's ass just after the biggest crap he's ever done.
Then, no amount of smooth talking fancy pickup lines are going to get you anywhere. You might talk for a while but when it comes to the crunch, if you're REALLY UGLY, you ain't going home with her. END OF STORY.
Lol my friend did that to a chick she gave him her number then l8r we called it was a rickroll number it was lik never gunnu give u up and then u just called rick roll hotline
Great pick up line say how are you doing? She replies pretty good, why. Your reply, well I just wanted to know who are fckin your dirty skank...
No, seriously if a women is ramblim and you have no other options, or she starts talking about an ex or w/e. Say randomly, " What about my Gold fish?" She will prob reply what...kinda weirdly, say " Oh I thought we were talking about shet that didn't matter.Can I buy you a shot?"
"am I ugly?" ... you have gotta be kidding me! that's the worst pick up line I have ever heard! Did your student then get her number? .... hmhmhm 100% NO! I don't think so!
"am I ugly?" ... you have gotta be kidding me! that's the worst pick up line I have ever heard! Did your student then get her number? .... hmhmhm 100% NO! I don't think so!
And why would you take dilated pupils as a sign of interest? First off, that could have to do with lighting. Secondly, the person could be on a medication or taking an illicit substance that causes dilated pupils. Anyway, this pick up line is really awful. Just bad.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa - never give your name TOO early!!!! One way to find out if a woman is in to you (other than dilated pupils) is she asks your name! You do not want to eliminate ANY possibilities or clues that she may have to let you know she's interested! If you just give her your name, 1: you better damn well impress her and make her remember you more than the other thousand guys who did the same, or 2: make her EARN it first!
lmfao guys that would do something that random actually kinda creep me out, its just so random........but idk that would just be my first impression of them, then who knows?
Well, she just told him he has nothing wrong and that he looks fine, she would look like a dumbass if she suddenly rejected a guy she just complimented...
dimebaghimself-I am bartender as well, so I know where you coming from ! lol When girls get tipsy, they loosen up a lot and the rest is up to you ! simple game ! It is much simpler to become a bartender, then to buy all these books,because in that environment you have an opportunity to experience something live and make money along the way !
jus wana say everybudy dat never use dis pick up line as dis will show d girl right of dat u hav lower status even if if ur trying to b funny..on d contrary introduce urself straight away conffidently n i bet she will like dat..my expericence makes me say so..
nah i think people should use it just to test it and see cuz if it doesnt work they can just throw it away and move on to the next girl, sorta test it out you never know they might be able to use it right
Thats actually a good line to say to start a conversation. Cause woman do that, you look them dead in teh face and they dont even look, then you can use this line.
yes i can imagine that, smart and well looking girl knows that she do not need to do anything in the area of meeting and dating . she can just wait for the guy who will appear the best to her that will approach her himself...
I've used this line. She looks away and you say what is wrong with me? then you flirt and joke and smile. it works. unless she says ur ugly or something. that might hurt. good thing im good looking!
I wish I was able to be more specific, but I was running out of letters. It really isn't my eyes, but rather the bags under them. I don't work in some office job with fixed hours, I work in construction with a timetable that basically says: Work until the job's done. So not only do I not know when I'll get home for certain, but when I do so, I'm dirty, smelly, and worst of all, exausted. When I get home, I really don't have much energy left but to shower, and go to bed.
hey champ sounds like this is an overwhelm pattern ,there is obviously a secondary gain for you if you have done it for a while that you may not even realise yet.things like sympathy,love,connection,significance or whatever it is for you.ask yourself why you choose to do overwhelm?
find some chicks online,im overwhelmed with options,do the same,easy.
thats a good line, but unfortunately most the girls at my age are immature and would probably get up on their high horse and giggle with all her friends.
Tried it. The answer I gotten was a firm "Yes". Something I always suspected, even called creepy unfortunately. Looking in the mirror, and I had to admit, even with nice clothes, I looked like a wreck with my eyes. In full truth, I work in construction, and attending night school, so by the end of the night, I'm exausted, but I can't live a life of solitude, so I have to at least try right?
if she says yes then that means she is an unpolite girl with no real education and is definitely not interested in talking to you so what you should do next is this.....
"Oh right, thanks for your honesty though"
And then walk away like a man, and this is the easiest part of the issue.
LOOK FOR ANOTHER GIRL WHO MIGHT RESPOND THE WAY YOU WANT HER TO RESPOND!!.
Its simple, there are plenty of women out there so if one of them does not respond the way you want to. GO LOOK FOR SOME OTHER GIRL!!!
he sucha said "FInally, at least someone admits it, but im glad an ugly person told me haha peace bitch." thats what i would say, probably shouldnt say peace bitch haha
wow,IMpresiVe!.that might actually work..but i have a question it has been driving me crazy for so long..well im 15 years old i was with my mom at the grocery store nd i saw this girl also with her mom nd i felt that impulsion[attractiveness] that maked me wanted to talk to her, she kept looking at me nd i did the same, nd im the type of guy that jst goes nd talks 2 her but this was different, she was with her mom. what do you think i should've done on this situation?or when shes w/ her friends?
Well mom around complicates stuff quite a bit. She might be prude or think that a boy hitting on her daughter is cute... You have to come up with some excuse to talk to her maybe even talk to mom first. If she is with friends then you must get accepted by friends first! So talk to friends and entertain them so you would be accepted to the "pack". Then isolate the girl. You shouldn't worry though you're quite young.
Actually thats not bad, but for future use try some cocky/funny by instead of saying "oh, I'm just messing with you, I'm ___," throw in, "oh, I'm just messing with you, I know theres nothing wrong with me. My name is ___". However I only hit bars and clubs, so I don't know how it would work in day game.
She's never heard that pick up line before because it's not a good one. It probably just made her feel awkward and uneasy. Maybe try another one love guru.
yesterday i was in the gap and i saw a girl looking at hats. i took one and said to her how wierd do i look in this hat? and then she said that i look kinda cute. i said thanks and nothing else and i think it ended from there.
That just made you look weird... think about what you're gonna say AFTER the hat episode, joke around a bit, tell her she's hot.. Something. Good luck man o/
lol after she says your hott then i would say so are you just like what 3runsonic was sayin then i would jump into a convo and say something like," So whats on the menu? wit ha smirk yu know menu meaning obviously her name where shes from lol you knoe ect...yea lol the menu thing i came up wioth haha so WHATS ON THE MENU?
i gotta say though i'm 16 and the way i approach girls is always like, through friends n' then I get to know them. I've had a few girlfriends, but I've never really used a pick up line, or started to chat them up in this sense that you're talking about. I only really just start joking about with them
is that because i'm young at the moment and i can still do that?
u always say thank u at the end.. we r the one who should thank u.. ur advice are very good.. but they are easier done than said.. specially in my small town where everybody noes everybody.. :S
do you believin love at first sight cause nif you dont i'll walk by again or let only latex stand between our love or what has 152 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk my zipper on to star a conversation go up to a girl and ask her name and what evers she says say OH? that was my mothers name then she'll be like oh is it then say i dont know is but if you use the last one make sure she dosnt know your mother first use these then get back to me
not so great pickup line in my opinion...
00great226 2 months ago
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Guys,
It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do:
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.
MMArtist99 5 months ago
@MMArtist99 its not free for sure .
johnmark2352357 4 months ago
Here's a good one: "Hey girl, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
MenAmongPoodles 6 months ago 10
@MenAmongPoodles this actually happened last night ,
guy: (milk packet in his hands) do u want milk.
girl: no thanks.
guy: no i wasnt talking about this milk.
girl smiled with red cheecks and dissapeare as quickly as she can , and me and he laughed till our stomach hurt , good times :)
bharatsermal 5 months ago 2
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Guys,
Getting girls doesn't have to be difficult (I used to think it did).
I'll give you some advice right now..
Step 1: Go to MackMethods(dot)com
Step 2: Order the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use it and laugh at how easy girls are to figure out haha
Seriously, that program has changed my life. I probably shouldn't even be mentioning it because I don't want a bunch of other guys out there running the same "game" but whatever, I'm in a good mood today so I'll share the tip.
FreeOnlineWorkouts 6 months ago
i thought this was gonna be another lame pickup line video, but i actually like this one. Thankyou, i'm gonna put it to the test tomorrow :P
LAmitchIR 6 months ago
Just tell a girl she has very nice elbows. It never fails.
whatbigarmsuhav 7 months ago
@whatbigarmsuhav uhh...
TheBiggamer64 3 months ago
@albcorason lmao
MegaSleep1 8 months ago
This story is amazing! I don't mean to brag but I actually look quite attractive and I'm GOING TO USE THIS.
DavidTheCatholic 8 months ago
rule number one mister... DO NOT INSIST! -.-'' u should know better!
staubfc 8 months ago
this story sux. thank you.
maseratiquattroport 9 months ago
HELLO, ECUSE ME AM I UGLY ? ..NO, WELL YOU ARE , JUST COULDNT KEEP IT TO MYSELF BITCH, YOU WANT THE PRIVELIDGE OF FUCKING A FINE MAN LIKE ME?
pullscrotskin 9 months ago 3
@pullscrotskin LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
sadnovice 8 months ago
LOL
Nice approach
minhmeo1209 10 months ago
That == Insecure, needy, and ... everything you said not to be... correct? :/
steveecker 10 months ago 2
I don't like the introduction that quick. I used to always do that, I thought it was rude not to introduce. What I have found is that immediate introduction is weird and serves no purpose. If it goes well you can get her name and number before you leave.
MrXSpeaks 11 months ago
how about :GUY: hey, could you hold this for me for a second? :GIRL: yh sure :GUY: now i know which hand you use ;)
croup007 11 months ago 4
@croup007 lolllllllllll
rupin 11 months ago
lol.....love it
injaley 1 year ago
Tried it and the girl couldn't speak english. :P
HardUpN0Luck 1 year ago 7
@HardUpN0Luck i speak spanish and french brother... just tell me if she was hot
kolocho7777 9 months ago
Do you think it would work in a library. I go there a lot and there have been a lot of times I've been in the same row as a hot girl. lol
camreeno360 1 year ago
ha ha I should try this
Ty921 1 year ago
great pick-up, if u stay really calm and polite...
Aronvs99c 1 year ago
Fuck it, I'm getting a hoover!
hamzahgeek 1 year ago
Terrible opener, he asked way too much about what she thought of him, too self-conscious and thats also low value big time.
failure05 1 year ago
If you are ugly and dumb like me she would slap you and say yes!
TheBashir85 1 year ago
hey i was wondeirng if u could help me i have this friend tht is a girl but we dont rlly talk much we only have very short coversations i dont rlly know what to say can you help me ? plz i have subscribed as well i would be gratful if u can help me :)
iDFyMaGNeTiiKz 1 year ago
great advice however in my case i think my shyness is often mistaken for snootiness, or being uninterested, i would like to talk to this guy but i wouldn't know what to say to him.
1GLAMOUROUSGIRL 1 year ago
Hahahahahahaha, amazing, no doubt that we all laughed here, but HE HAD TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF: "I was just messing...". ONE OF MY VERY BEST pick up lines was about a week ago. I was waiting for a bus, at the end of the afternoon, with a lot of people waiting. Less than one meter away, I saw this gorgeous girl. When our eyes met again after a while, I said spontaneously, while being in the line waiting for the bus: "ALL I KNOW... IS THAT I AM getting back in the line!". We made the trip together
davidattends 1 year ago
this is an insult to my intelligence
LeoLovesNature 1 year ago
dont try this if you are ugly!!!
albcorason 1 year ago 109
@albcorason lol
toto718 9 months ago
@albcorason lol
RatedRkoz 6 months ago
its all about confidence people, you can sturtle when you say that line.
you cant say.."H-H-hey!" You gotta say it like you know what youre gonna say, and make it sound casual.
fuexiong 1 year ago
if she sayed YES! , you should just tell her :" thats not what my mom think :P"
styleschild 1 year ago 4
i disagree with this...
i just tell a girl "ay yo bitch get the fuck in my car or get lost"
works like 1% of the time.. so thats how i spend my sundays...
wildfratto 1 year ago 2
@wildfratto haha nice one bro
intermilanboy2010 1 year ago
That line sucks. You're immediately making her feel like a criminal for looking at you. He only got the girl because he knew she was interested. Just call her out on it. Like "Hey, I saw that. You were looking at me." She says "Oh, no, i'm just... looking for a book." You say "Well, there's no books on me." Then name, flirt, etc.
tracksabbath29 1 year ago
@tracksabbath29
i dont think u have the confidence or carisma to do it
Linky360 1 year ago
there's a huge difference between being confident and being a cheeseball
pibada5 1 year ago
anoter one is to look at what books she reads the back of and when u she one she is about to grab then do the same then say oh sorry u can take it then she might say no then u go well it looks like u like this kind of book then she'll be like well kinda and then u say what type of books r u interested in. boom broke the ice
mrbubbles39 1 year ago
why don't girls ever start conversations, I think it's becuae they have a hidden agenda
RDpapichulo 1 year ago
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@RDpapichulo No, it's because we like to be pursued. The guy should be the one to start the conversation.
bartledoo1 1 year ago
no he failed, the girl picked him up!!!
emailroy2002 1 year ago
He said "excuse me" fail right there lol
DreamsCatcher101 1 year ago
hahaha just hope the girls says youre not ugly!
n23f 1 year ago
very dangerous pick up line. lol. if she say yes, then your self -esteem will hit rock bottom.
DeeWade823 1 year ago 4
thats some stupid tips for guys who are wanking all the time. poor that you dont check it.
dazzz4real 1 year ago
i need plastic surgery just to get to ugly
zivko7 1 year ago
Sorry arkady, this tip just sucks. You would probably have a way better chance if you would just say 'Hi'.
Sjrsz 1 year ago
i am ugly?...muahahaha
dks11000 1 year ago
Seriously, This pickup-line can be very dangerous i guess ^^.
From a PU-sight, you might need to break youre frame (i mean like everyone has this alpha frame nowadays), lowering your value directly, dont know if it is the best first impression ;)
yoman222222 1 year ago
Your theory lacks one very important consideration. It entirely misses the possibility that the person using the pickup line has a face like King Kong's ass just after the biggest crap he's ever done.
Then, no amount of smooth talking fancy pickup lines are going to get you anywhere. You might talk for a while but when it comes to the crunch, if you're REALLY UGLY, you ain't going home with her. END OF STORY.
TheYouuTubeRipper 1 year ago 26
@TheYouuTubeRipper
Your first paragraph of your comment made me laugh so hard. XD
assassin6795 1 year ago
@TheYouuTubeRipperthats 4 people like u but not people like me..like if u r like me
TheLibac2 5 months ago
@TheLibac2 Like u r me r u r not me r u? Do you mean retarded like u r? BECAUSE YOU ARE!!!
TheYouuTubeRipper 3 months ago
rofl, if a guy came to me and told me "am I ugly?" I would tell him "nah, u just look like my dick, you're handsome"
thedudefromthehood 1 year ago
that wont work in south florida.. "Am I ugly?" ..girl says, Ask your mom.... = owned
Eddynoalla 1 year ago 2
wtf. "Am I ugly?" lol that's kinda awkward.
unknownsungod3 1 year ago
What a crock o shit
beamerofmongoose 1 year ago
just walking around, checking out the books haha
messibouti99 1 year ago
Lol my friend did that to a chick she gave him her number then l8r we called it was a rickroll number it was lik never gunnu give u up and then u just called rick roll hotline
XoXZeR0XoX 1 year ago
hahaha...It is better to say "Excuse me, let me introduce myself (instead of saying AM I UGLY) just say "I am ugly, but I am all yours" lol :)
toshtemirov 1 year ago
Great pick up line say how are you doing? She replies pretty good, why. Your reply, well I just wanted to know who are fckin your dirty skank...
No, seriously if a women is ramblim and you have no other options, or she starts talking about an ex or w/e. Say randomly, " What about my Gold fish?" She will prob reply what...kinda weirdly, say " Oh I thought we were talking about shet that didn't matter.Can I buy you a shot?"
dboyz0123 1 year ago
rofl imagine she says yes that would ruin the night
cutefishyz 1 year ago
"am I ugly?" ... you have gotta be kidding me! that's the worst pick up line I have ever heard! Did your student then get her number? .... hmhmhm 100% NO! I don't think so!
standstill 1 year ago
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"am I ugly?" ... you have gotta be kidding me! that's the worst pick up line I have ever heard! Did your student then get her number? .... hmhmhm 100% NO! I don't think so!
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standstill 1 year ago
And why would you take dilated pupils as a sign of interest? First off, that could have to do with lighting. Secondly, the person could be on a medication or taking an illicit substance that causes dilated pupils. Anyway, this pick up line is really awful. Just bad.
CheezInspector 1 year ago
haha I will definitly go with this!
Pehc90 1 year ago
It sounds awkward
LUIShtRUIZht 1 year ago 2
heh heh... she thinks a second and says "Yes... just.. yes."
Nodstudios 1 year ago
LOL LMFAO ROFL, you have to be "high on life" to use this.
IWILLWIN009 1 year ago
Sorry but some random guy doing that would just annoy the shit out of me. Just an awful awful idea.
CheezInspector 1 year ago
thank u
philgunman 1 year ago
Whoa whoa whoa whoa - never give your name TOO early!!!! One way to find out if a woman is in to you (other than dilated pupils) is she asks your name! You do not want to eliminate ANY possibilities or clues that she may have to let you know she's interested! If you just give her your name, 1: you better damn well impress her and make her remember you more than the other thousand guys who did the same, or 2: make her EARN it first!
DjKDM7000 1 year ago 2
I agree! thats one of the ioi's (indication of intrests) if u got 3 they say she's into you :P
radakis 1 year ago
thank u
philgunman 1 year ago
lmfao guys that would do something that random actually kinda creep me out, its just so random........but idk that would just be my first impression of them, then who knows?
idkde 2 years ago
yea, women are so narrow minded at timeits kinda sad
stellarshore 1 year ago
Well, she just told him he has nothing wrong and that he looks fine, she would look like a dumbass if she suddenly rejected a guy she just complimented...
Raspout1981 2 years ago
yeah man but i think this things should have more confidence & courage
hamzamans 2 years ago
LOL FUCKKKKKKK HAHAHAHHAHAHA
rawrletsgo 2 years ago
dimebaghimself-I am bartender as well, so I know where you coming from ! lol When girls get tipsy, they loosen up a lot and the rest is up to you ! simple game ! It is much simpler to become a bartender, then to buy all these books,because in that environment you have an opportunity to experience something live and make money along the way !
mutombe 2 years ago
i almost vomited with this... maybe because you werent so great telling it.
Wolf5Vlud 2 years ago
haterrrrr
mikae8333 2 years ago
ahhahaha ya it wuldnt work on all girls. ha
ihatelipstick 2 years ago
jus wana say everybudy dat never use dis pick up line as dis will show d girl right of dat u hav lower status even if if ur trying to b funny..on d contrary introduce urself straight away conffidently n i bet she will like dat..my expericence makes me say so..
viksarah 2 years ago
nah i think people should use it just to test it and see cuz if it doesnt work they can just throw it away and move on to the next girl, sorta test it out you never know they might be able to use it right
mikae8333 2 years ago
hahha :D she should have said "Yes you are" :P
sh0rty550 2 years ago 4
hahahahahaaaahahaha Lol ''Excuse Me'' YES? ''AM I UGLY'' LOL!
Terriost124 2 years ago 3
i'm a bartender, i dont use pickup lines.. lol
dimebaghimself 2 years ago
haha i bet your pick up lines are, give me your number i will give you 2 dollars off all purchases LOL
mikae8333 2 years ago
Thats actually a good line to say to start a conversation. Cause woman do that, you look them dead in teh face and they dont even look, then you can use this line.
Arcane1Soldier 2 years ago
hahahaha, my friend tried that, he said, am i ugly? and the girl said: YES!!!! hahaha
gc18gc 2 years ago 138
@gc18gc lol. that's shit.
lalaearth222 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA, IT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK!!!
miyuris 2 years ago
@gc18gc tell us more :P
rionsic 2 years ago
@gc18gc LOLOLOLOLOLOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Tuffadandem 1 year ago
hahahahaha
zos2322 1 year ago
@gc18gc please tell me thats true
ShnuckFuckle 1 year ago
@ShnuckFuckle haha yeap! it is true
gc18gc 1 year ago
@gc18gc omg mee too, "yes, you are ugly" is a pain in the arse to hear...
makaiev 1 year ago
that is so funny she said yes ahahahaha
ur friend must be ugly or this girl must of been a bitch
footyman2195 1 year ago
yes i can imagine that, smart and well looking girl knows that she do not need to do anything in the area of meeting and dating . she can just wait for the guy who will appear the best to her that will approach her himself...
ppooler 1 year ago
@gc18gc thats great lol
imDrJamesBitch 1 year ago
@gc18gc hahahahh XD
lacoupelachampange 1 year ago
@gc18gc
hahahahahahahah omg, i wish i was there im fucking laughing my ass off hahahah
big0giant 1 year ago
@gc18gc
FAIL HAHAHAHAH
en3rgieboy 1 year ago
@gc18gc shit... that's tough.
amarsbarr 1 year ago
@gc18gc
Haha, you are the man!
davidattends 1 year ago
@gc18gc so what your friend do after that ha
Ty921 1 year ago
@gc18gc
that was you not your friend :D
TheDemonStr 1 year ago
it only works if your confident and good-looking
GoldenGhost42 2 years ago 73
@GoldenGhost42 Therefor negating the need for any pick up lines..lol. This stuff is crap!
1THETRUTH10 1 year ago
@GoldenGhost42 what if your confident but not good looking would't you just look stupid
hgtrance 1 year ago
@GoldenGhost42 but if you're like this you dont need pick up line :D
ghj6363 1 year ago
@GoldenGhost42 You don't have to be good looking
Slance1Himself 1 year ago
I've used this line. She looks away and you say what is wrong with me? then you flirt and joke and smile. it works. unless she says ur ugly or something. that might hurt. good thing im good looking!
dolph80550 2 years ago
@dolph80550 lol. please.
lalaearth222 2 years ago
Why would you put yourself down. What?
I think it would be far better to say something like
"Hey what is it about me that intimidates you so much"
Not "Hey is there something wrong with me? Am I ugly? DAMNIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME !!!! TELL ME NOW!!!"
Haha that was very exaggerated but I don't agree with this one.
halfstepdown88 2 years ago
Wouldn't this somewhat depend on how well you know her?
CodTeamKillerRPG 2 years ago
I wish I was able to be more specific, but I was running out of letters. It really isn't my eyes, but rather the bags under them. I don't work in some office job with fixed hours, I work in construction with a timetable that basically says: Work until the job's done. So not only do I not know when I'll get home for certain, but when I do so, I'm dirty, smelly, and worst of all, exausted. When I get home, I really don't have much energy left but to shower, and go to bed.
tailgunner2 2 years ago
hey champ sounds like this is an overwhelm pattern ,there is obviously a secondary gain for you if you have done it for a while that you may not even realise yet.things like sympathy,love,connection,significance or whatever it is for you.ask yourself why you choose to do overwhelm?
find some chicks online,im overwhelmed with options,do the same,easy.
clarkemetalstrust 2 years ago
@tailgunner2 then it sounds like there's no room for a woman in ur life anyway
squigglzzz59 2 years ago
Nah bruv that is WEAK!!
NEVER PUT YOURSELF DOWN.
Not going to work in most situations.
She had already showed she was submissive by looking away.
So she already liked him.
That's why it worked here.
MadJewelz 2 years ago
thats a good line, but unfortunately most the girls at my age are immature and would probably get up on their high horse and giggle with all her friends.
tommart123 2 years ago
hey I got a line that always works : Hi, my name is such and such. Just be condident, if you are not confident then learn to fake it. It will come.
Zerofire18 2 years ago
Thats so true, if you fake confidence, after a while it will come naturally
mrnickb 2 years ago
hahaha
that was funny :))
mu86neer 2 years ago
Say " Are you friendly?"
They will almost always say yes.
simplebrendan 2 years ago 2
Tried it. The answer I gotten was a firm "Yes". Something I always suspected, even called creepy unfortunately. Looking in the mirror, and I had to admit, even with nice clothes, I looked like a wreck with my eyes. In full truth, I work in construction, and attending night school, so by the end of the night, I'm exausted, but I can't live a life of solitude, so I have to at least try right?
Just what the hell am I suppose to do? Quit work?
tailgunner2 2 years ago
or just pick a different line ;)
eveik 2 years ago
grow balls, do something about your problems
nils119 2 years ago
wow, sucks for u man.. ouch tailgunner2
laimis666 2 years ago
lol no he sounds like nico bellic
moreajosh 2 years ago 2
"my name is niko bellic, and i would like to have a date with you, you 'beech' " LOL
luncheonechelon 2 years ago 5
if she says yes then that means she is an unpolite girl with no real education and is definitely not interested in talking to you so what you should do next is this.....
"Oh right, thanks for your honesty though"
And then walk away like a man, and this is the easiest part of the issue.
LOOK FOR ANOTHER GIRL WHO MIGHT RESPOND THE WAY YOU WANT HER TO RESPOND!!.
Its simple, there are plenty of women out there so if one of them does not respond the way you want to. GO LOOK FOR SOME OTHER GIRL!!!
mewboy5 2 years ago
borat
RIPL1 2 years ago
l0l!
oo0olegendoo0o 2 years ago
doesent he sounds like borat ?
RIPL1 2 years ago 3
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onlocash 2 years ago
lol my friend tried this and and the girl said "Yes you are"
Sab1rZ 2 years ago 5
he sucha said "FInally, at least someone admits it, but im glad an ugly person told me haha peace bitch." thats what i would say, probably shouldnt say peace bitch haha
theman10069 2 years ago 2
=))))
XENAXON 2 years ago
wow,IMpresiVe!.that might actually work..but i have a question it has been driving me crazy for so long..well im 15 years old i was with my mom at the grocery store nd i saw this girl also with her mom nd i felt that impulsion[attractiveness] that maked me wanted to talk to her, she kept looking at me nd i did the same, nd im the type of guy that jst goes nd talks 2 her but this was different, she was with her mom. what do you think i should've done on this situation?or when shes w/ her friends?
am12012 2 years ago
Well mom around complicates stuff quite a bit. She might be prude or think that a boy hitting on her daughter is cute... You have to come up with some excuse to talk to her maybe even talk to mom first. If she is with friends then you must get accepted by friends first! So talk to friends and entertain them so you would be accepted to the "pack". Then isolate the girl. You shouldn't worry though you're quite young.
EnhancedNightmare 2 years ago
"my name is josh whats your name".... bingo!
PVTcarrillo 2 years ago
If she says yes then you would say," oh really?? well then what would you think that would make me look better for our date?"
moreajosh 2 years ago
that was actually pretty good. i know i'd respond to that
deeniegurl 2 years ago
out of pitty only comes friendship,
not love
ottokbron 2 years ago 4
NO! this is terrible
mikez565 2 years ago 2
Actually thats not bad, but for future use try some cocky/funny by instead of saying "oh, I'm just messing with you, I'm ___," throw in, "oh, I'm just messing with you, I know theres nothing wrong with me. My name is ___". However I only hit bars and clubs, so I don't know how it would work in day game.
klinger04 2 years ago
nice but I dnt like calling myself ugly
auws94 2 years ago
what if she says 'YES, LEAVE ME ALONE'
I would say 'F*ck u bitch'
cooliozzz 2 years ago 7
lol
smokesar 2 years ago
stfu mind ya business
jblaz323 2 years ago
She's never heard that pick up line before because it's not a good one. It probably just made her feel awkward and uneasy. Maybe try another one love guru.
booshmcmb 2 years ago
how can i ask her "am i ugly?" if im obviously hot? lolz XD
exeperry 2 years ago
ur queer.
LilSwft 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
ur a miserable piece of shit..^^
exeperry 2 years ago
total shit
WSMDSA 2 years ago
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" usually gets them everytime.
fransack 2 years ago 20
quality
MammothCavalry 2 years ago
@fransack LOL..
jasperpaws24 1 year ago
yesterday i was in the gap and i saw a girl looking at hats. i took one and said to her how wierd do i look in this hat? and then she said that i look kinda cute. i said thanks and nothing else and i think it ended from there.
NickJsGf123 2 years ago
That just made you look weird... think about what you're gonna say AFTER the hat episode, joke around a bit, tell her she's hot.. Something. Good luck man o/
3RUNsonic 2 years ago
lol after she says your hott then i would say so are you just like what 3runsonic was sayin then i would jump into a convo and say something like," So whats on the menu? wit ha smirk yu know menu meaning obviously her name where shes from lol you knoe ect...yea lol the menu thing i came up wioth haha so WHATS ON THE MENU?
moreajosh 2 years ago
hey man, this is really funny and cool haha!
thanks for posting,
i gotta say though i'm 16 and the way i approach girls is always like, through friends n' then I get to know them. I've had a few girlfriends, but I've never really used a pick up line, or started to chat them up in this sense that you're talking about. I only really just start joking about with them
is that because i'm young at the moment and i can still do that?
or does that happen in the adult world as well?
thanks again.
0MrRib0 2 years ago
u always say thank u at the end.. we r the one who should thank u.. ur advice are very good.. but they are easier done than said.. specially in my small town where everybody noes everybody.. :S
winterbreezer01 2 years ago
do you believin love at first sight cause nif you dont i'll walk by again or let only latex stand between our love or what has 152 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk my zipper on to star a conversation go up to a girl and ask her name and what evers she says say OH? that was my mothers name then she'll be like oh is it then say i dont know is but if you use the last one make sure she dosnt know your mother first use these then get back to me
redeaglebird12345 2 years ago
Guy: Hey what has 152 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk
Girl: I dont know what \
Guy: my dick
redeaglebird12345 2 years ago 4
this guy's the best
hexcrackerjtj 2 years ago 2
"Wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
"Ew, NO!"
"What, you don't like pizza?"
8) Yeaaah
Cruelshadows5252 2 years ago 16
Guy: How you doin?
Chick: Ohw I'm fine
Guy: Yes you are!
(Jacky brown QuitinTarantino)
tokkezzz 2 years ago 5
maybe people would take this more seriously if this guy didn't sound like borat.
karlsmith00 2 years ago