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  • I usually love dry British humour, but this one is either ignorant of American highway law or just being an ass. You don't walk on the shoulder of a freeway, particularly a bridge. Does this look like a sidewalk to you? Yeah, arresting for a traffic ticket is an ass move, but if it saves the life of a jumper, or maybe someone who gives him a ride and discovers the hard way that he's unstable, well.

  • LOL when the cop jumped too It really felt like one of those Warner Brother cartoon tv shows where the cop follows the bad guy and realizes he just messed up.

  • If everyone else jumped off a bridge would you?.........that guy would

  • 6 and a half hours!!???

  • LLLMMAAAOOOO!!!!!!!! I LOVE HOW THAT IDIOT JUMPS AFTER HIM AND PROBABLY THINKS "OHHH SHITTT"

  • "where the hell you going kid"? "holy shit" hangs...

  • Gotta love that dry British humor

  • His girl lives under bridge.

  • tax dollars hard at work!

  • He scratches his ass

  • 1:50 Oh no you don't!... Oh shit, why did I jump off??? D:

  • What the hell was that cop thinking when he jumped after him?

  • aaahhh british humor <3

  • why would he do that bit weird :{)

  • 2,041 like the fact that guy broke his leg and almost committed suicide.

  • Lol the tags

  • i love the Elevator music

  • omg where is the wall ???

  • six and a half hour later WTF

  • fuck morgan freeman.

  • should have done a barrel roll...

  • awesome narrator fuking fat cunt pigs

  • As soon as he jumped over, he just sorta changed his mind and held on XD

  • People have no sense of humor... seriously, narrator is made of win.

  • @Vire70 british sarcasm isn't for everyone i guess... personally i think the narrator makes the show

  • @aaron4820

    Agreed! I don't normally like these types of shows, but this one is quite amusing.

  • Hahahaha! Did you see that fat fuck of a cop hang on for dear life? Push the fucker over. It would have been no big loss.

  • did you see that police baton at 2:34? good ol' assifer brown!

  • I LOL'ED SO HARD WHEN THE COP JUMPED!!

  • narrator really is a moron. the only narrator i love is morgan freeman. they were soft. and spongy.

  • omg i want slap the piss out of that stupid narrator

  • lol..why did he jump after him like that??

  • that narrator is my hero

  • That cop was a bully who should have his badge ripped off his chest. He's probably frustrated that he has to pay for sex.

  • what was he talkin about hannible lector? what was th e guy that jumped wanted for?

  • uuugh I hate fucking commercials !!! anti-smoking shit are useless if ur an addicted smoker

  • lol he scrates his awzzz

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  • did the dude think he was getting away? they just ran his license.

  • Wow cops don't care...How in the hell did it take 6 and a half hours to get down a bridge to a possibly dying man and then say that was entertaining! The Fuck!

  • @EHojama What amazes me is how someone watches a 2:30 video, cares to make a comment like that, and is simply oblivious to the fact that there is a time stamp on the video, and the cops got to the guy who jumped the bridge, in under one minute.

    2:04AM the cop gets back on his feet and walks to his car.

    2:05AM another cop car parks near the suspect under the bridge.

    How is that 6 hours later?

  • @tifoziPT " 6 and a half hours later the cops make it to the bottom of the bridge to apprehend the suspect."

  • @EHojama Haha. Clearly you don't understand what sarcasm is.

  • this narrator is an unfunny pussy

  • "Like lard on a string",hahahahahaha,brilliant­,& the only line which saved this smug narator's rather bland presentation.But I do think we Brits ought to leave the Americans to narrate their own cop programmes!

  • like a trawler dragging in a whale. LOVE THE COMMENTRY

  • Face the wall????

  • fuck the fucking police

  • @roflbbqlolwtf Fuck you. You would be dead without them. your house would be gone with all its content. Your parents would have been killed. The police are so under rated considering there protecting people like you.

  • @TheInternalFilms lolololol talking about a paranoid idiot who thinks that every person is out to kill you.

  • The cop is also an idiot!

  • i wanna shoot this fucking narrator

  • I too was at this state once

  • I don't know who wrote this but it's not at all funny

  • The narrator is a fucked up British cunt.

  • I love you, narrorarorator

  • I'd scratch my ass too if I was wanted by the police

  • England has room to talk, wasn't it not so long ago that they colonized half the fucking world, of course I am sure they were very friendly chaps.

    Germany and England got short fucking memories. the US learned everything it knows about brutality from the brits. Now Germany and England see themselves as someone who should be telling everyone else what to do. I guess the Bobbies would have given him a kiss first.

  • @broadfall WTF are you talking about?

  • @MrPenguinPerson perhaps you didn't have the sound on. This is from a British TV program. With a British narrator, I guess it is suppose to be funny..... it seems the UK and (I'm throwing germany in with this too) while I'm at it. have short memories of their own issues some current and many past policing practices

    So I am saying the UK has no room to talk when it comes to US police action....since my post ,the UK has had a riot. why didn't they just talk it out ...i'm being sarcastic...

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  • @broadfall

    i don't know why the fuck you had to bring up germany here, but the rest is true. NOT.

    the fuck is wrong with looking at the fuck the police is doing? somehow people have to see whats happening, so the majorities don't get too much might.... besides that I think the officer screwd up there. there is no connection between this and the riots in england...

  • more anti-americanist narrators. Can't get enough of them. You can spot a hater a mile away after you listen to their rhetoric all fuckin day.

  • @NilsKills Well, I may have misspelled a word, but I didn't say I didn't get the video. I still think the "narrator" is an idiot. Does this pass your english test professor ?

  • I believe it standard procedure to have the man face the wall and all that stuff. The man was also shaken enough to jump off a bridge. Could he have stabbed the cop if he was in such a mental state? Everyone is giving the cops a tough time, but none thinks from their side either. Ever.

  • LOL

  • Either cops are good or bad. Cheers for the good ones. The bad ones are faggots who are mad that they can't control people to fear and respect them so they try to achieve it through being a cop and feeling like they're greater than you. Those cops are the faggots who shouldn't get the job.

  • @CowsLoveBacon Do like me!!!! Become a GOOD Cop....and arrest the BAD Cops....

  • why do they have to mock the cops so much? they were just doing their damn job!

  • @JoanBeatrington001 i guess you have never experienced being harassed and mocked by cops for no reason,, cuz believe it or not, some cops are assholes,, and stop you for no reason and talk down to you, and make you lay on the floor and cross your arms and leggs like a pretzel, and tell you to shutup, and then let you go,, you wouldnt understand if you never experienced the asshole cops, their is alot in the city,, the power goes to their head

  • Hey look john im a booger!! neeheheheheee

  • The narrorator is an idiot

  • @steveyodog ya well you cant spell right so your an idiot too

  • @steveyodog He scratches his arse.

  • I'm conflicted. I adore whatever program this is for taking the piss out of american attitudes and our policeman. But I do have to mention that it's not always this bad. Picking on Southern America is easy pickins.

  • rule number one, jump off a bridge thats high enough to kill you so you dont break your ankles, start crying, wake up in a hospital, and still have to know your heartbroken... jackass

  • ''ol, face the wall with your hands behind your head''. give the guy a break ffs!

  • LOL @ FAT MAN.

  • Why the hell did fat cop jump, then decide he didnt want to go through with it? Talk about impulsive actions

  • WEEEEE IM HANGING OFF A BRIDGE!!

  • What type of dumb commentating is this??

  • HANG ON BROTHA

    IM HANGING!!

  • sadly most cops are like this, the ones who arent are labeled rambo tryhards.....so basically, gaming is exactly like real life =3

  • fat

  • 2 fat american police trying the climb a wall...

  • Very stupid cop.

  • Lol and that cop is dumb enough to jump after him what a dumb ass

  • Like lard on a string!

  • He is demeaning American law enforcement, what a cunt

  • he scratches his ass!!

  • @ViresVeneratio if you want give me your email ill send you pictures of my head cracked open by a wrench

  • @kiftyskreations im not trying to convince you man.....i jsut want people to realize that cops are so lovy dovy..... watch this brazilian movie Tropa Elite and Tropa Elite 2....the second one shows more the corrupt side of things.... its obviously in brazil so this isnt everywhre...but it gives you a idea of what cops around the world can be like....like i said..not all of tehm...i have a couple friends that are cops...they good people, but they always talk shit about those around them,

  • @isurfvan isnt that brazilian movie the one in the favela? the favela is not police run, some of them r governed by gangsters and the police dont get paid shit so they sell guns to gangsters for money, the gangsters generally take care of their own neighborhoods, its not the same as the states where if a city was actually taken like that they would just bring in the national guard.

  • @kiftyskreations jamaica is paradise compared to colombia ecuador kenya botswana angola recife... i was born in pretoria.... in the slums.... of pretoria..... adn i still get robbed and my ass wooped in these areas..... ive been to jamaica...its gotten alot better

  • @ViresVeneratio yea im fail....you probably never been to aplace where this could happen to you...you probably jsut travel between nice secure areas...probably in studying some carreer, going to get a job...you probably never got punched in the face and if you did it mprobably was by your whitte boy roomate while you whre drunk....but ey its ok, go get yourself a burger...one day hopefully youll wake up and see...its not so wierd to get robbed these ways...

  • FUCK THE POLICEE AKA ILLUMINATI SOLDIERSSSSS

  • Fail cop fails.

  • the policeman should have jumped and broke both legs... stupid arse...

  • Moral of the story. Women suck.

  • this narrator is an asshole... just saying

  • lol damn that cop changed his mind fast as hell...

  • @KickassStunts1 That's probably because the Narrator is a bigot.

  • the narrator is robert webb you idiots.

  • @peapodsleepingbags Well, i have no clue who the hell that is. However hes clearly a racist and very biased against Americans. The world would be much better off without people like this, Robert Webb, in it.

  • haha I love this narrator!

  • some of you guys should look up sarcasm and irony in the dictionary.

  • Lol @ uncultured apes not understanding sarcasm.

  • "Hanging like lard on a string" classic lol

  • If i saw someone jump off a freeway overpass, i would totally do the same thing that officer did!

  • This narrator is charming, in a Piers Morgan kind of way

  • "Take him out, Fatso!"

    LOL

  • you really have to fear those us cops ... seems you have no rights at all

  • @dermatu Can never be too careful. With people holding an animosity towards them just because they do their best to keep us safe, puts their lives before those they are stopping in a traffic stop, or something like this. They will do their best to insure that safety so they may return to their families as well.

  • leave the poor guy alone, he was going to walk it off until the cops came..

  • @TheTaeminator Who is to say someone that looks just like him and felt just like him was to walk down the street until he came to a place with people around him in such a self destructive mindset. Don't you think that's a bit dangerous to the people around him, what if he decided to take someone with him next time and there was no police officer to detain him. Better yet, I'd bet he got the help he needed when this was all over.

  • why didnt the cop fall he would have bounce right?

  • Six and a half hours later? It was minutes.

  • @chriserwalk4386 i do believe he was being ironical abou that xD

  • @chriserwalk4386 it was actually under a minute lol

  • @chriserwalk4386 It's called sarcasm.

  • @chriserwalk4386 I think it was a joke genius...

  • @sweetpandaonion It wasn't a joke, genius. If you've watched any of these distorted British television shows about American law enforcement, then you know that their only objective is to lie and twist the truth. If it was a joke, then it was on a sixth grade level simply not funny.

  • @chriserwalk4386 or maybe you just dont understand sarcasm. your so clever.

    did you get that? thats sarcasm...

  • @chriserwalk4386 sarcasm...

  • @chriserwalk4386 seriously? its a joke about how fat they are and how slow they would move

  • the suspect does something heinous,... he scratches his ASS

  • Someone obviously called the police and was concerned about him, prick narrator

  • I say like Richard Pryor when guys are heartbreaked they just go out on the highway and get run over by trucks..

  • lmfao that cop XD he was gonna try to pull a superman untill he seen how far down it was his big ass prob shat himself LOL!

  • hahahahaha YESSSS I fucking LOVE how the commentator keeps taking shots at the pigs over here hahahaha. his greasy fat pig ass almost slipped off "hang on brother" how fucking gay hahahahaha. 0:19 the trillest shit!!! hahaha. "take him out fatso"

  • @12319gp That is pretty sad you have no appreciation for those who keep you safe, just think for a moment, if you are able. Why do you think you don't get robbed on a daily basis, that you're vehicle isn't broken into and stripped inside. Why do you think that you haven't had your home completely looted for all you have? Because of the Police Officers who work daily against said criminals. But then again, you don't seem to carry much intellect on your shoulders so you probably don't see it.

  • @LuvFallout ummm, yeah that hasn't ever happened because it's highly unlikely. and I live in Los Angeles. let me guess, you must listen to Glenn Beck and O'Reilly which is why you're scared out your ass of them colored folk and those libs and commies? how do they keep me "safe" if a call to them results in them showing up 30 minutes after the fact just to fill out papers? the fuck out of here with your intellect. if that's what you call intelligence then I'm glad I'm fucking "ignorant". bitch.

  • Lol he bashing the fat yanks hahaha

  • He Scratches His Ass

  • Stupid a-hole pigs!!!!

  • @Spiritseeker222 Somebody was more than likely concerned for him and called them. You don't understand police procedure.

  • @LuvFallout What I am pissed about is the way the cops laughed and chuckled their donut eating bellies over it!!!! Then they say "Well that was entertaining" What cop is going to say that when a man jumps off a bridge...That is why they are A-Hole cops! Who in the right mind is going to laugh at someone that jumps off a bridge......That pig needs to be fired.

  • lol i like how the narrator says ass. 1:12

  • That was funny as hell when that pig was hanging on for dear life. Too bad he didnt fall and die.

  • @JohnHardwick1976 Well, you hold no appreciation for your belongings either correct? After all, its the police that keep them safe.

  • @LuvFallout The police are legally not required to defend anyone or anything.

  • @JohnHardwick1976 You do realize that is exactly their job correct? To protect us.

  • @LuvFallout That is a myth. Honest to God look up what I said.

  • @JohnHardwick1976 Check out the, To Serve and Protect? Part of their job. You're as bad as people who insult the Military, you are undeserving of this country.

  • @LuvFallout You are simply too ignorant to do a little research. I pity you.

  • @WhiteWalls666 In the UK is is spelled "arse". SO he isnt saying 'Ass', he is saying 'Arse'

  • He scratching his ass

  • im sry but how do u forget ur on a bridge before u go following someone off it

  • @mike101m He must have gotten a bit enthusiastic, I guess.

  • Press 7 repeatedly!

  • @ramesjeed Why?

  • i love how cops are just like dont commit suicide we will kill you if we have to to stop you

  • I feel sorry for the guy.

  • If their was a lake I would jump and fucking run! :)

  • That narrator is english, therefore has a sense of humour unlike you fat depressed yanks.

  • @CutThroatKid123 Hey, I may be fat and depressed, but I do have a sense of humor.

  • LOL that narrator is physco.

  • That guy jumped off the bridge and was laying there at the bottom with a broken leg for 6.5 hours? Anyone else find that strange?

  • @LotusDragon09 Did you believe everything else the narrator said too?

  • @john42t Do you have to be a jerk about it? I never said I believed him. Why would he say it took 6.5 hours...or everything else for that matter. I guess its a comedy show, I dont know.

  • @LotusDragon09 Sorry I was jerky. All of what the narrator was saying was stupid british humor, including the 6.5 hours. The 6.5 hours thing I found particularly funny, I really had to laugh there.

  • @john42t Oh ok, im not familiar with the show.

  • @LotusDragon09 Notice the time stamp- He was down there for maybe a minute.

  • omg.. the wall?! o_O

    the other policeman was like.. why always the fatty -.-

  • and then he does something extraordinary, he scratches his ass. hahaha!

  • @nafourie he pwned your country though! LOL

  • Damn this narrator owned these US cops!!!!

  • while the cops discuss what to give him lethal injection or electric chair the boy does something truely hanes he scratches his arse hashahah too funny

  • Thats what you get when your too fat big brother you cant climb up yourself.

  • haha, oh lord, the narrator is fucking hilarious!

  • Fucking hate this sarcastic narrator