MY BODY, THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW.wmv

[ACmuaythai360]

Pedophile

[philcomm1]

This guy has tea parties with dolls named "Ron Jeremy", "Ru Paul", "Weird Al", "Donald Duck", and "Satan". And he does voiceovers for all of them.

P. s. - @ honeybunches - both things are true.

[annelako]

cool story bro

[HoneyBunchesMcLover]

Either he is one hell of a troll committed to the bit, or humanity is capable of sadder, darker things than I had dreamt.

[MrJoeybananas11]

my ART-RIES r Huge

[pavlosof1]

that explains so much

[1993soria]

I dnt get it

[moharchad]

HE HAS HUUUUUUUGE ARTERIES

[CanItAlready]

Watch batteries already last a long tiiiime.

If this is just a character you're doing, it's really rather creepy. If you're not doing a character, it's even creepier.

[Mrche626]

my brains half the size of a normal human being, and i hear it rattle when i jerk off to Selena Gomez..

[DreamLUVpeace]

Your body and other things I don't want to know

[GrabTheBerry]

I've been shocked 6666666666...66 times in dadadadadada head. LOL! This Guy is a trip! :-))

[RaguGuy42]

A shocking experience. Literally! Oh yoou :)

[macpgm]

can you pick up a truck for us?

[Anastasia91390]

by arteries, he means balls.



[sourapple975]

@Anastasia91390 lmao

[aksnow686]

ok, this cant be real...

[asdfghjkl120912]

the way he talks would make him a good children's storyteller.... then again, afterwards during naptime, they'd all be gone...

[grahamm13]

he's a pedophile given super powers by a lightning bolt

[scrapcrapMandM]

Your arteries arnt sending enough oxygen to your brain

[ibangthedrums443]

"Small cars and trucks."

I've never laughed harder.

[rob3202]

that would not make u strong liying asss

[rob3202]

HEEEEEYYYY!!!!!!!!! HEEEEAAARRTT

[Mountaineers18]

1. No one needs to hear about your nasty body functions

2. You cannot lift cars or trucks, your retarded.

3.Charging watch batteries? Seriously? Get a life.

4.your creepy as hell

[Kavonator]

Hey Selena! Wanna see my extra arterys? There HUGE.

[bornepayne242]

wht is wrong with this person

[bornepayne242]

what is wrong with this person

[CMaxCooper]

According to his MySpace page he's a world-famous celebrity. I guess that explains the rumors about him and Selena Gomez and their lovechild.

[bsartist]

Jesus christ, he's like a Tim and Eric character.

[lauralikes]

@bsartist YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Itsiebit]

Is that Montagraph? Hey Monty wassup?!

[ExtremeFruit]

this video should be called "MY BODY, THINGS YOU DIDN'T WANT KNOW"

[GumLover65]

i no my body so well to no its a body lol

[Tismir1014]

Pedophile

[deadeyeskillshot]

I've been watching his videos for the past hour and a half and laughing my ass off. Thhhaannnkkk yaaa

[Johnjeff311]

This video explains so much. He is obviously a superhero who recharges watches and is incredibly strong. He only looks old because of all the electricity he took in. Kinda like that emperor from star wars :)

[samistonestreet]

i wana see your insides;)

[MrRanarick]

another name for him is the current 'Forest Gump'.

[abzdesg]

What the fuck is wrong with you.....TTTTTTTHHAANK YA



[bayareasmokin]

1st. watch batteries last a ling time anyway. your stupid.

2nd.if you could post a video of you lifting a small truck. it would be helpful. but you cant.

3rd, you probably have an irregular heart rythem because your on the verge of a heart attack.

[hamlands1]

super heros are made in many ways people! spiderman by infected spider giving him spidy sense or jay herrod via electricity giving him small car strong and placing him at the mildly retarded intellegence level. carry on brave american carry on!

[MrCasualZombie]

Cool story bro.

[JooOreSaikou]

omg lol

[thefartbrothers247]

You're not a super hero, we don't need to know all that, and you forgot AIDs.

[tjrules0]

God is trying to get rid of you for a reason... How old are you? You look 300 years old

[ABJSkateTeam]

Selena, this could be all yours.

[theMacvarish]

Next week, tall buildings in a single bound.

[cfhartin]

Freakish mutated swamp-fuck.

[gratefultobehere]

huuuuuge

[Payotepanther9]

My muscles are tight to my bones making me extremly strong, doctor called it retard strangth.

[q000ball]

Not only does he have an extra artery, but he has an extra chromosome too.

[faultyspork]

you are amazing



[jontyboy8675309]

his microphone is tiny... unless HE'S GIANT!!!! mindfuck.

[Imzanoob]

This guy has retard strength

[Sanchobananas]

lol strong enough to list cars and truck...i thing he is talking about them hotwheels

[VolatileDisposition]

you look very unhealthy for a human male specimen. you could at the very least, get some dental work, a proper haircut and shop for clothing outside of sears. i'm fairly certain that many of your issues are attributed to inbreeding.

[hellafly51]

I have a distinct freckle 1 inch to the left of my penis that looks like george washingtong. theres a fun fact for ya

[TheDrewproductions]

They are huge! -  thats what she said

[iDoWorkHD]

omg pedo smile at the end xD 1:24

[BboTheKid]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

[KittyBangOuch]

Why are you screaming all the time? I don't think heart blockages and heart issues prevent you from knowing how to properly use a microphone.

[quietinstrumentals]

If there's any doubt that "Jay Herrod" is an elaborate character which has been developed over time, check out some of his videos from 2009 or so and note the dramatic difference. That said, these are fucking hilarious and not helping with my already-burgeoning procrastination problem.

[HrDmBk]

If he has been struck by lightening indirectly 3 times...I don't think Zeus even wants him alive!

[riptide178]

@HrDmBk Hahahaha funny shit bro, but with his muscles being tight to his bones, I bet he can lift Zeus pretty easily

[famouspharaohfilms]

BILLNYE THE STALKER GUY 0-0

[Ourky94]

i am extremely strong.... strong enough to rape girls

[worldskater36]

please die or go to jail so i can sleep

[ThePirateLego]

what witty puns.

[ThePirateLego]

"I know pretty well because i spend most of my time examining my body"

[Prodigy1196]

jay m8 u got swagger m8 look at yr shit m8 exclusive hollister shirt m8 coming out next yr m8

wear it on our omegle convo m8

[MidGetSupRiSe]

is that why your mentally retarded?

[BrightEyes10003]

you mean "things you didn't need or want to know about my body"?

[Ducklingy57]

Vote for Jay



[eugenejokes]

Wow dude. You're slow. "Thank ya"

[g0andTelLy0urFriends]

He musta' ate a jellyfish.

[adulter1234]

LOL JAY HARROD IS TROLLIN US!!!

[gasto43]

i wish he wouldn't talk so loud.

[2024desilover]

Shocked by lighting, maybe thats why he's like that.

[Agent4Bauer]

If you don't have a skeleton coated in adamantium - you fail, Jay.

[moharchad]

jay is just all types of awesome



[LBhype]

Struck by lightning 3 times!?....I'm comforted in the fact that nature realizes you need to be killed.

[hellafly51]

and im 100% pedofile

[heathman89]

u got hit by lightning. 440 shlad killd ya haha .

i thought it was a stroke but electricity makes sense.

[TFRESH54]

We don't need to know of your kidney stones

[coolman1z23]

Do u know little boy boddies to

[ledebin744]

Jay Herrod's body, things you didn't WANT to know.

[NZDDnB]

y cant i heaar him

[N0TYALC]

0:52 you sound like forrest gump when you say "extremely strong"

[MsPoopertrooper]

You know what they say about guys with huge arteries..

They're pedophiles.

[lpz2225]

If by a small cars he means hotwheels, then I believe him.

[brendansmithbcs1234]

If this "man" can lift small cars then the average joe can lift a semi.

[stoneground1]

I can't stop watching this guys videos!! It's like some sick disease!!! Is this guy for real?!?!?! InsightVidya, i may agree with you on the elaborate troll thing!! If so he's freakin good!!!! Creepy but in troll terms great!!! I'm just amazed at the things he says!! Grabbed a live 440 fuse? And lifting small cars and trucks? Grabbing a fuse like that would kill you!! And after seeing one of his vids where he takes off his shirt, there's no way he can lift a car or truck!!! Crazy Epic!!!!!

[InsightVidya]

Is this guy for real or is it some elaborate troll?

[fourtwentyse7en]

Dude you are in really bad health..

[rcm2680]

You forgot to name the mental disorders your have

[mynameiscb1123]

What's up jay herrod!

[Bodogjoe]

Jay knows bodies very well. He studies them closely after raping them and dismembering them.

[kgacdc88]

jay herrod is a total bro..you can tell from his flow

[doogeedy]

I WANT TO SEE YOU LIFT A CAR!!!!!!!!!

[123kyleboy]

lightning hit him? now we know whats wrong with him!

[TyphoidExcel]

Jay has retard strength

[KINGME0909]

i got a thrid but and nipple what do u think i should do

[R3Dpill33]

shocking experience ftw lol  haha puns.....

[deathshot199]

OK... I think this dude is trolling now..

[DeusAeon]

@deathshot199 haha exactly what i was thinking. this guy has to be fucking with us.

[Projectmx5]

This cannot be real... it has to be fake...

[DonCuore]

@redsfan293 yay! I'm so happy my wiener has family. He's been kinda lonely, he keeps going into strangers homes

[bangermccrusher]

How does a guy like this can survive in the world? I wonder if he even has a job

[InkDamage]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[persainman123]

a small car or a small toy car

[Eddiethepig]

Is this all because his parents were brother and sister?

[DonCuore]

Or maybe watches are designed now days to last a very long time. It's so frustrating how stupid this guy is

[DonCuore]

Prove it!!!! Lift a truck on video then. This dumbass has just degenerated to flat out lies instead of exaggerating. I believe that he's about to have a heart attack but that's good news. Even tho it would explain a fried brain I doubt he was struck 3 times cause we'd all be a lot happier cuz there'd be no one to make these dumb ass videos

[JustinDrewPetition]

:o

[TaDerpFaceFTW]

I luv u

[TaDerpFaceFTW]

PEDOPHILE SKIRT WEARING QU33R

[Thegarrisonedwall]

Since he is super man him and the mallard duck should have an epic battle to see who wins Selena Gomez's heart >.>

[ilackedtheheart]

Jay, you might want to go see a doctor before you go around chasing little boys around your park.

[Newton240sx]

shocked 3 times? was this from cow prod's from the parents of the little girls?

[neoshade123]

how bout that interview i pmd you about

[jzbadblood]

He'll be in hell soon fellas

[savageman89]

Watch batteries last long for me too. I think it was because I stuck my penis in an electrical outlet.

[sheky95]

Yo Jay

don't you mean "Thank Ewe"

dirty deeds done with sheep

Jay The Sheep Creep

[RS2RemakeFTW]

no one likes you, jay

[whochairs]

please post a video of you lifting a car

[aln123434]

do a video of you lifting up a truck!

[MrHowardrey]

Well no wonder your so fuckin crazy! youve been struck by lightning 3 times haha.

[coltonHD]

Children. Meet Jesus.

[SovereignCin3ma]

if you grabbed that fuse, youd be dead. you are so full of shit

[voices1]

Im sure lots of little boys know about your body too Jay.

[jifyum07]

alright i bench 245 and squat 330... now i know thats not too impressive, but I'm alot bigger than this clown, and he claims he can lift a car... bullshit

[ChadLamontButlerUGK]

I WANT TO SUCK YO DICK

OLD ASS HO ASS NIGGA !

BITCH PLEASE, I CAN GET ALL THE LITTLE KIDS FASTER THAN YOU

P.S. LETS HAVE DEEP THROAT SEX

EAT ME

OH FUCK IT, I LIKE YOU TOOO !!!

JK !

STAY OUT OF MY LIFE PLEASE

YOU ARE SO FUCKING ADDICTING

btw - i am randomly typing some crazy shit while stoned and masturbating

[darkyodd]

@ChadLamontButlerUGK What the hell is wrong with you?

[SuperSergiocardenas]

Your body generates electricity?.. nice jay, nice.

[zizBEASTzizHD]

okay, i am going to ask the question everyone wants to know.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!

[123kirby1]

@zizBEASTzizHD I think the correct question is: "why can't we be like you" JAY JERROD FOR PRESIDENT!

[steben069]

lol oh yeah exactly how big are your "arteries" HAHA what a fuckin freak

[redsfan293]

I know my body well. I could pick my penis out of a lineup, it's got a slight tilt to the left and a freckle on the left side.

[phubans]

@redsfan293 Don't be so sure. You just described my penis and probably the other 4 people who gave you a thumbs up, too.

[DonCuore]

@redsfan293 OMG! Mine does too! ...maybe theyre twins...ooooo

[redsfan293]

@DonCuore Were probably wiener cousins.

[deathshot199]

@redsfan293

Lmfao

[kittyzpwn303]

@redsfan293 did we rlly need to know that? LOL

[0Just0Josh0]

well that explains why you look and talk the way you do

[DeathNote207]

its official, jay has super powers.

[Ericthecurly]

Yo Jay, hows it going with the Gomez.

[DevinFilms66792]

ok, this is THE weirdest video AND person ever

[ClydesRevenge]

Whats that place called where you touch little girls?

[GMorEWP]

thats gross. I want you to know you are a petofile. Gomez is bearly 18.

[sailboatsandwine]

That doesn't sound good.

[WhenWillYouCrack]

I'm voting for you.