Peep Show S05E02 P02

[AnasTangi]

Dobbie is the ray of light after the shitstorm that every Mark deserves at least once in his life.

[scotchontheroxx]

you just have to love Johnson for standing up for marc

[86kinky86]

this is half horror, half comedy by this point.

[94981745]

Have you.... pissed yourself???

[the2crowrox]

GO ALAN! What a man.

[the2crowrox]

So when are they going to go ahead and murder that awful bitch?

[dalhar20]

2:10 wtf. I have no words.

[Easyandy100]

I want to go to the Fuck Bunker.

[opulant24]

dobby my cupboard lover, stationary sex queen

[theEarlofChip]

I will kill jeff with my own hands

[simian455]

Jeff and Sophie deserve each other.

[chantiquoi]

i'm really confused. sofie ran away...

[Patch5636]

Jeff is a c#nt

[prowful]

"feta.. that's sheep's cheese isn't it??" hahaha fucking lol

[ChainReaction666]

2 people are trying to suck thems... Ach fuck it! Give me a intellectual wierdo bird like Dobbie doing that to me in a stationary cupboard and I'd throw one of the shelves against the door and bang her till judgment day...

[bbctol]

Oh my god, Jez's ruminations on vaginas are the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[sloonzz1012]

"Oh Dobby, let me chew on your weird hair." xD

[polymorphic123]

sheep's cheese isn't it

[NordicDiamond]

For godssake, Sophie is just a fictional characters. We should blame the WRITERS of this show for writing her in such a shitty way.

[bbctol]

@NordicDiamond Blame? She's supposed to be annoying... they wrote her pretty well.

[thisloneliness]

Johnson's such a boss in this episode!

[micatzutza]

'captain corrigan is flying without a license!'

[RichardForkins]

I don't understand why Mark's love interests don't like him. I fall a little deeper in love with him each episode... When he was with the blonde girl and said "on bed together" I would have jumped him right there.

[KaslarProductions]

That look on Davids face at 2:19 is so incredibly funny. Also that whole scene is the sexiest thing I've seen in my life.

[machutasty]

This is possibly the most exciting thing that's happened to anyone, ever...

[Pantraimos]

Sophie is a deceiving little biatch. awful.

[imasinnerimasaint]

She does look a bit like Dobby the house elf.

[TheWhiskeyfirst]

"You had to think twice though, didn't ya?!"

Hahahaha

[xTigrosox]

mark makes ME want to kill myself

he so depressing

[llllegquvwffvr]

Johnson is a legend :)

[Heartythreat]

This show is so amazing watching it for the third time. Even when Mark wins he loses but he gets out of a much more embarrassing scenario.

[EmilyDNelson]

Mark! She likes youuuuuuu! I totally called this at my screen. Don't screw it up, Mark! I know you will, but for the sake of all weird girls everywhere, DON'T!

[Drexulslum]

@EmilyDNelson lol shwasted

[cartoonsfut]

God I hate Jeff, I would have liked to kick him in his smug little nose.

[EatColorBlue]

i love you johnson!

[22ndWave]

Sophie's a fucking bitch. What did he ever see in her?

[askl23]

It is impolite to step away from the bum, as I learned from senior prom....

[chickensw]

oh god i HATE sophie!!!

[DickStimpleton]

i know right! she is such a fucknobble!!!!

[alexdelarge66]

love dobby



[alaskaTrobot]

Oh Dobby, let me chew on your weird hair

[AronHallan]

2:45 Jizz in my Pants!, actually his pants...

[username0865]

Can anyone tell me what a Twirl is?

I'm not British... :(

[xrammyx]

@username0865 like a twix

[username0865]

@xrammyx Thanks :)

[kiwimci]

@username0865 It's not like a twix, it's like a Flake but with a layer of chocolate on the outside so it isn't as messy to eat. It's the sex!

[celestialsalamander]

2:38 is the viewer viewing this though a mirror? how did they film that?

[mellar07]

Johnson fucking owns.

[technicolorgoose]

jeremy's vagina monologue is classic peep show.

[upbomb]

I loooove Jez's bi moments

[MeMyselfandIAE86]

-"Is she shifting her bump against my area?"

-"Oh god I'm getting very.... Captain Korrigan is flying without a license!"

Gotta love this show!

[SuperMageo]

Do I look like I´m made of apples?

[BuchuBuchuMan]

I dunno how this one ends, but so far its my favorite episode! And man, I would smash Dobby's vage right there in the cupboard, and damn the consequences! 

[borderlinecelebrity]

I literally threw my hands into the air and fuckin CHEERED Mark on when he triumphantly left the office with jizz all over his pants. woohooooo.

[gabbacadabra07]

"Let me chew on your weird hair" may be both the sweetest AND creepiest sentiment ever.

[TazSilvercat]

Am I the only one who thought that Sophie was pretty much a twat all the way through? I mean.. Mark is annoying as sin sometimes.. but hes adorable in that pathetic way.. Sophie kissed his best friend for gods sake.

[Rentaghost76]

Jeff's leering smug scouse face is so fvcking irritating!

[FirstLordLily]

In England is it ok to smoke a joint in the fire-exit?

That's what i call a workplace!

[Peltoperkule]

I hate Sophie's guts.

[ltylcz]

I never liked Sophie, and was glad to feel continually more justified in this belief as time passed. Generally I feel guilty when I dislike female characters, but not Sophie. As one woman to another, Sophie, you are an absolute shit.

[magicidiot12345]

@ltylcz

why the FUCK do you feel guilty for disliking for female characters

[Easyandy100]

@ltylcz Why would you feel guilty about not liking female characters? It's OK to dislike male characters? How sexist of you.

[LoveUKtelly]

I love you Johnson!! :D

FLOSS IS BOSS

[xZippy38]

Dobby ♥

[floridarotors]

You know, Andrew 'Dice' Clay said, in the 80's mind you, that the future was going to be "nothing but working out and jerking off." Who knew he was such a visionary? Here we have a show that is so much like real life it is actually painful to watch. I would say we as humans are doomed, but that's a little too obvious at this point, and it's too late for anyone to care if I did say it anyway. So, on with the show.

[juniwilliams]

"this is possibly the most exciting thing that has happened to anyone ever" brilliant

[Gleebo]

"This is piggin massive!"

[XanBcoo]

The world turns on its axis.

One man works while another relaxes.

Hot.

[martiniisgood]

Look, everybody, of course Sophie's annoying, she's supposed to be. She's the show's Daisy Duck character to facilitate a lot of the comedy.

[weeoopxz]

at 2:10 when mark says 'ya.. ya i believe so..or goats.'

bahahaha.

[belisariusorb]

Oooh, their dirty cheese-related talk in the stationery closet, enough to turn on Wallace and Gromit

[camo8723]

I love Jhonson!!

[Yedaddy1234]

The first time Jeremy gets to show his musical talent and it's blown, lol.

[hellohiuhu]

Do you think I'm made of apples?

[Levanoir]

" I don't give a shit. Looks good to me Barney. Go for it dude!

He's not sucking you off is he?"

[Mountdark]

Sh$t I probably should stop reading all the comments…

[e5f3aj]

"They've no clue I came all in my pants!" -- I love Mark's minor victories.

[MAFiA303]

@e5f3aj we should make a minor victory meme for mark

[Virus278]

Why did this show make Sophie a bitch all of a sudden?

[blakescircus]

This is Piggin' Massive

[cropcoppers]

jeff could do so much better than sophie

[belisariusorb]

She's trying to make out she hasn't got one, but I know she has.

[lckel1]

vaginas <3 haha

[SketchyBack]

"she's the one! oh, Dobbie, let me chew on your weird hair" love it love it love it love it

[ABookByAnyOtherName]

Sophie's such a bitch...she left Mark not the other way around. He's been nothing but nice.

[Idnarmadur]

Sophie's such an infantile bitch. As far as I remember she was the one who rushed out of the car at the wedding, shortly after she said "yes" (!). And what's with crashing Mark's mug? What is it, revenge? -.-

This show is so emotionally engaging xD

And Johnson is sooo cool.

[mahound9]

I agree, she is such a selfish freak. Typical "princess" behavior. Especially later when she wants a baby... Just insane, but acceptably so. Notice that she's more acceptable to her peers than Mark. Princesses almost always get free rides in life, at the expense of everyone around them.

[VanilleInk]

Vaginas.

[Aaronnyc89]

The Bitch is Back!!

[glitteringdew]

Poor Mark. Everyone's so awful to him.

[SoylentGreeeen]

Dobby is amazing.

[pob2221]

@SoylentGreeeen oooouu yesssss!

[naffychav]

jez is so generous. he's like the tech-no ghandi

[psiren28]

'Im gonna do a Chesil beach' lmao!!!!

[Atrix3349]

"she's trying to make out she hasn't got one, but I know she has..."

[stavrosmaginty]

Let me chew on your weird hair

[WKaliberr]

Superhans is possibly the coolest man on the face of the earth

[DontTouchMyVicodin]

It's a close call between Superhans and Johnson. I think Johnson is a bit cooler.

[gaia8uranus]

she became such a twat

[LoveUKtelly]

Johnson's on Mark's side :)

FLOSS IS BOSS!

[LoveUKtelly]

I hate Sophie & Jeff!!

I feel for Mark :(

[petofo]

Do u think i'm made of apples

[unholyevili]

1:00 - 4:45 is fucking ownage

[duttdemon]

looking at the top right hand corner of marks head in the mirror while him and dobby are dy humping shows how scary david would look if he was bald

[burgersnsoap]

Poor Mark... So awkward.

[hahabonkbook7]

spermy pants

XD

[MrDaveStone]

What's a Twirl?

[mert0571]

A chocolate bar. A flake dipped in chocolate. Flake = a milk chocolate stick that is very ripply (can't think of a better way to describe it)

[vckXD]

vaginaaaas rofl xD

[McExtravagent]

fucking hellarious

[spe4kfr34ly]

why couldn't they just find an actres with a less annoying face. someone better looking.

[MrKaplahh]

i fockin hate sophie! xD

[CamdenBloke]

God she's hot.

[DefinitelySurely]

Johnson is too damn awesome. He's cool in a weird way.

[phytoalexa]

Paterson's cool without being an asshole on Green Wing as well :lol:

[johnfrusciantenumba1]

ok, by my memory wasn't it SOPHIE who ran out of the car saying she couldn't do it? where does she get off being such a bitch to Mark? God i hate her!

[spe4kfr34ly]

that is so true. i remember her annoying mug crying her bum off right out of the car. she sucks. i hate her. why is she so annoying. i actually remember such drama queens from high school.

[tolchock1984]

I love that Johnson cares more about a mug than sophie, Mark's got Johnson on his side why would he need anyone else?

[LJAXD]

"this is possibly the most exciting thing that's happend to anyone ever"

[veitchy88]

"I win because they think I pissed myself! They've no clue I came all in my pants!"

I love this weird sense of victory that Mark and Jez, but particularly Mark have. Whatever gets you through the day I spose. I reckon theres a bit of Mark Corrigan in all of us.

[Keiichichanisback]

"for some reason my interest level just dropped straight off.." LOL! post-orgasm joke?

[funkybranca]

"i'm like a techno gandhi"

[sarah2853]

FUCK I HATE SOPHIE

[Keiichichanisback]

This has happened to me irl and my internal dialogue was EXACTLY the same as Mark's! "Does she know what she's doing? I think she's just innocently doing this and I have to hide that I'm enjoying it in a dirty way." Looking back no one "innocently" rubs their bum in your crotch!XDD

[KooTheDancer452]

poor mark...he's so great

[Anonymiusen]

Johnson is so brilliant. Makes me laugh every time.

'I'm sorry about your mug, Mark.'

[glebber]

"i can't believe i let this happen on MY watch"

[jonmichaelllosinger]

Johnson's my fave.

[sarah2853]

johnson are super hans are definitely up there on the list

[laughingaussie90]

Dobby is soooooo sexy

[unceif]

nooooooooo u just gave me a head injury

[sarah2853]

cmon dobs let me chew on ur weird hair

[Virus278]

@laughingaussie90 I don't think so. You British?

[broxboy86]

ive got some fetta in, what a chatup line!

[Anonymiusen]

Fetta = Norwegian slang for 'pussy' :>

[ouTKold1987]

The way Sophie says, "I'm having a laugh, AHA!" is possibly the most irritating thing I've ever seen. I literally clenched my fist.

[sarah2853]

me too. plus when she said 'fuck no!', it irritated the fuck outta me. what a slag.

[Kathlemur]

you think i'm made of apples?

[iveywebb44]

mark has to get with dobby in the next series surely.

[cursedrainbow]

Sophie is such a huge bitch.

[runnergirl555]

sophie is a bitch

[LordLayAlotTK]

I know I wish there was a "punch Sophie Chapman in the face" button on youtube.

[wardyladohaye]

u have to be careful asking sum1 to get you a twilr who wud also suck you off.lol

[illidansart]

VAGINAS RULE!

[KermitttTheFroggg]

"this is most possibly the most exciting thing thats happened to anyone ever"

haha, i love mark!

[willyroberts]

i found something strangely arousing about that ugly geek looking in the mirror whilst bumpin her junk in her trunk

[fletch049]

So did Mark!

[CaptainOkay]

Jezz's face at 8:14, Haha

[jimmymanager]

that's a sheep's cheese isn't it? HAHAHAHA

[fingaherby]

'could go through the fire exit to the car park', (opens door) FUCK!

[iamjohn89]

johnson is fuckin great haha

[ce11ard00r]

Oh, let me chew on your weird hair!

[Glozboy22]

Did anyone go and see Isy Suttie (Dobbie) in stand-up earlier this year?

Tickets sold out before I had a chance.

[Shanklyboyz]

"you.......TWAT!" Lmao!

[grouchojohn]

Chesil Beach.

Lol

[2muchfreetimeman]

Superhans needs 2 have his own show or do voice over work, or both.

[420Sabbath]

Fuck, each episode seems to get funnier, this show will never die

[paz2001]

i certainly hope it'll never die im hooked to this show, i love it :D

[fegzmister]

should step away, step away from the bum... classic these guys are amazing

[bridgesandbaloons]

you can't do a sexual assault if you stay still like a statue. i'm just a statue!

[gallaghim]

Wow that Sophie is kinda shitting me off a bit. Technically she is the one who fucked the wedding up with her blubbing, Mark was just the coward who couldn't do the right thing :P No, but Sophie is a beeatch!

[ElijahsImpact]

"Technically she is the one who fucked the wedding up with her blubbing, Mark was just the coward who couldn't do the right thing"

I was thinking the EXACT same thing. He was 'willing' to go with it but she messed it all up.

[SenorEuphoria]

Shes a woman.

[moderntrinitys]

This is piggin' massive!

[sirpsychofingz]

cos he'd cummed his pants :D

[ardiar2011]

Yeah...after that, there's not much of anything else to do.

[braindamagehurts44]

havnt had a twirl for ages jeez i feel like one now

[MargotVoguey]

God, David's so sweet. Aww.