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  • nice theme song hahahhahaha lol love the videos man!

  • Theme song= funny

    Story Time= good idea, keep em coming

    Your bike= I want the exact same one

    you just got yourself a new subscriber!!!!

  • zombieBinLaden is a convicted child molestar fuckn piece of shit lives in arkansas and raped his sister

    

  • theme song is pretty funny, cool storys and good storytelling ,keep the videos coming !

  • "And she had uh...REALLY big tits" bahaha made me laugh, that was me with my 5th grade teacher too!

  • Nice theme song. good idea to use one.. +Great story :D

  • Theme song is awesome! and i want spring so i can get out and ride my bike i just bought yesterday 07 zx6r

  • @viper306m Thanks! Glad you liked the song.

    Congrats on the Ninja!

  • quick question? did your teacher watched your video?

  • ok just a question, i recently got the hero and i was thinking about doing my favorite pass time and go driving around kansas manhattan area if anyone was curious, nice open roads great for cruising in my 3000gt, would recording and posting here on YouTube be kinda pointless if all u hear is me probably getting irritated at idiot drivers and the occasional deer ?? just an idea that hit me since i cant spend time with the wife so might as well go for some drives to pass time.

  • @M1Tankerr It's worth trying. Do it and see what happens.

  • you should defenetly do more story videos its awsome

  • @iroshimal Incase you haven't seen it I just uploaded a new one yesterday. I have a few more coming soon. Glad you like them!

  • I wish I had a booby teacher, I had a teacher with a real thick hair braid that was good at mathematics, that's all. You must have felt so disappointed, I hope you've had a big booby experience since then.

  • me like a youngster the way i c it the older a women gets it adds 2 her looks 2 a point. ive thought about teachers from when i was around 10 or older. im glad things went the way they did with me id just like 2 have the kind of women i wanted(older) i also like them chubby with big curves damn now thats right on. women in their 20's still play head games like their teenagers and i dont need the imature act i need a women that settles my cravings. i like them evil and pretty looking

  • yesterday 12/29/11 i went 2 this business and when i walked in the 1st thing i seen was breast cheecks from an older women bending over looking in a strage thing like a cabinet 4 paper work she wasnt the best but damn her and her body i could sure b seen with. ive always loved big breasted women and the older the betteri had a couple times 2 get a couple of them but i dont go 4 the drunks they would have 2 b hot 4 me 2 go there. i like when older women treat me like they can control me or treat

  • thing with older women and then there r them times when there will b this connection in a weird way then on different days the older women wouldnt stare or look at me its like she thought things out in her head about the age difference then later on ill c her out and she will stare and smile like somethen is still there i had this happen more then 1s. i work at a place where i deal with customers alot and i have seen breasts1 time out of my 13 years at work but other then that i get the signal

  • o.k 1st is ur gopro use a sd card cuz i want 1 4 the mountains ya mountains. um my 1st time i was around 10 and she was 15-16 and after that my mind changed from a kid 2 knowing wats goin on, as i got older there would b this smile stare with an older women but not sure of things i love big breasts the bigger the better. in school id stare at the older women heck all of them cuz i kknew the feeling the smell and the taste. im now an adult and still attracted 2 the older 1s ive had this look

  • @evilmuscle Yeah the GoPro uses a standard SD card. And who doesn't like big boobs. :)

  • Does your camera obstruct your view

  • @schulze3 Not much.

  • @kryten Fair enough thanks for the response

  • ur camra is in front of ur face?

  • @321checkcheck A lot of motorcycle vloggers do it that way. I've got a new setup now though.

  • Please Reply: I'm looking for a 125cc Dirt bike that is road legal do you have any reconciliations?

  • @KoalaPS3 Sorry I don't have any suggestions. Try thumpertalk or some dirt bike related site like that.

  • Love the theme song, and if anyone says different, "I will fight you", lol.

  • I have that same problem with that same word. I like the theme also :) 

  • Hey man. I really like your vlogs and this was also pretty good. tits are always good to talk about. I have a couple questions though. I bought my bike a few months back and I was thinking about doing some vlogging too but I dont know what equipment i should get. Also, how do you mount your gopro to the front of the bike? did you have to drill holes or anything like that? keep uploading man, we'll be watching for sure! thumbs up on all of your videos.

  • @caguamassatanicas I can't really recommend a camera right now. I'm testing out a few different setups.

    The GoPro is mounted using a little adhesive plate. Its curved and fits pretty close to the shape of the windscreen. I mounted it really low to cut down on vibration.

    I think the GoPro is great for mounting to the bike but for vlogging its a bit of a pain. I'm currently using a Drift HD but I'm still working out some things I don't like about it. Watch my newest video for details.

  • @MagickalBiker You go where you look! :)

  • nice intro!

  • I like the intro bro

  • The intro song kind of sounds like an intro for Demetri Martin's comedies :P

  • Lol, great intro song Kryten, great story too, you had me laughing most of the time. I have a certain relation to you, since I own a blue/white 09 GSXR 6, blue/white gear, blue/white helmet, and I'm a game developer/ IT savvy rider. Couple statements/questions.. 1: You said your bike does 80 in 2nd gear... is that the gear's top speed?? 'Cause mine does 85 in 1st gear :o and 2: Where are you from? If you're close I'd love to go for a ride sometime. I'm in Dallas/Ft. Worth area of Texas. :]

  • @rkfaithfulblade Shut the fuck up fag. You suck cock you cum guzzling bitch. So you live in Dallas bitch? Give me your fucken address so I can break your face. You say you are a savvy dick rider. I knew it you fucken fag ass bitch. LOL, this proves you are a fucken fruit. You would love to go for a ride sometime? God dam, lol. You want to ride this dudes bike and hug him all tight and snugly. It seems like you want to caress his balls and nibble on his ear you fag. LOL. You queer little bitch.

  • @runhorun Damn dude! WTF is your problem. Did mommy not breastfeed you long enough? Or maybe daddy played hide the weasel with you too much as a child. Get a life and quit fucking with people on Youtube to make you feel better about your own pathetic existence.

  • @kryten Hey, stop writing and explain why the fuck you are asking to ride with a guy on his bike. LOL, lets reminisce on what you said: " 0 Where are you from? If you're close I'd love to go for a ride." LOL, you a little on the sweet side. This guy on the video is talking about a woman and you are talking about riding with him. You are such a cherry candy ass.

  • @runhorun You replied to the wrong person.

  • @rkfaithfulblade LOL i got you conditioned to know it is for you. God damn, you realized it was meant for you, lmao.

  • @runhorun LOL, sorry.

  • @kryten I don't have a beef with you. I am writing to this fag mother fucker who was picking on a 10 month old child. I apologize to you. He thought it was funny, so I felt the need to call him out for the little pussy he is.

  • @runhorun Actually runho, before I go, I have a question. Do you even realize that I wasn't the original poster on that string of comments?

  • @rkfaithfulblade Hey pussy ass, you gave me an address where there is no house or residence on the street corner. There is only an empty 4 ways street and a large field. Its 1113, Ripy Rd, Ponder, TX 76259. Correct?

  • @rkfaithfulblade Yea, I do realize that but he has not written me back. I did call him an ugly homeless looking pedophile. Just look at his video. LOL.

  • @runhorun Agree'd. He's a homeless looking pedophile, but at least he has a bike >.>

  • @runhorun The two of you must have a history I'm not aware of. I just saw you attacking him and didn't know why. I'm not sure where the thing about the 10 month old or rkfaithfulblades alleged homosexuality came from.

    It looked to me like you were calling him a fag for posting a nice comment to me. I have my fair share of haters and just assumed you hated me so much you were attacking people that didn't. Youtube is full of trolls so sometimes its hard to interpret people's intent.

  • @kryten Just one of those youtube arguments... Runho got mad cause I posted a link to Stephen Lynch's song "Ugly Baby" as a reply to someone calling the baby in the video an ugly critter :P If you've never heard anything from Stephen Lynch, the guy is hilarious.

  • @runhorun i liked your story. It was entertaining and I like the song lol.

  • @kryten Lol, that pretty much sums it up Kryten. He's just stupid. Anyway, I'm going for a ride, but let me know if you ever have a group ride that is near Texas, I'll join in. There's also a lot of nice tracks out here too, since you were talking about turning the GSXR into a track bike. All the trackdays are done for this season though :[

  • @rkfaithfulblade You know your pussy ass brought this on yourself. You Don't feel so fucken brave now bitch? You just gotta give me your model of car, license plate number, and the exact address bitch. Lets see how much of an internet warrior you are little bitch. This serves you right for talking down to a child bitch. You going to get clapped up mother fucker.

  • @runhorun I gave you the exact address. Come the fuck out here, and I'll educate you a little on Texas law. Quit flooding this guy's video with your stupid comments. Bye.

  • @rkfaithfulblade EXACT COLOR OF VEHICLE AND LICENSE PLATE FAG.

  • @kryten Ignore the candy ass message it was meant for faithful blade.

  • @runhorun 1113 Ripy Rd., Ponder, Texas. Not like you are going to do anything with it, now we'll see who the pussy is. Seriously, I hope you keep doing this; you're only making yourself look more and more stupid by the minute.

  • @rkfaithfulblade You gotta give me the name and number for your residence along with the zip code fag bitch. What car you and your family drive.

  • Yeah so you can key my car in the middle of the night like a pussy? Right.

  • @rkfaithfulblade Keying? LOL, NO NO NO. Don't worry about it. Pussy.

  • @rkfaithfulblade I need license plate and color of car.

  • You should have asked her for a look at them.

  • Just a random question after watching a few of your videos..

    you're never pinning the GSXR it seems, always staying in very humane rev ranges and just not..riding it like I would ride a GSXR..(looks a bit boring to me)

    Now I've been wondering if you feel that the GSXR is boring because it's overkill or for example annoys you because it's not comfortable at all etc.

    Wouldn't you rather like to have a supermoto or tourer? (you bought a small enduro afaik, right?)

  • @Jirayaxx I film about 5% of the time that I'm riding. Of that only about 10% gets posted. My channel is more about vlogs than riding fast and showing off.

    Besides I have over 3000 subscribers. My bike while very common nationwide is pretty unique in this area. I only know of one other person on a blue and white GSXR and his is an 09 so the color scheme is a little different. I've had people recognize me on the streets and one of them was a cop. I don't post videos that could incriminate me.

  • @kryten I didnt mean to offend you or say you should always gun it..

    It seems that you're rather a relaxed rider though - and that's why I was wondering if another type of bike wouldn't fit you better..

    I also gotta decide between naked/sports/supermoto (like them all) in the next few months and I can't determine which would fit me best..To me it seems that litre SBKs are just overkill..if you want to ride it the way it is meant to be ridden you're always about to get your license taken away

  • @Jirayaxx No offense taken. I hope I didn't come off prickish. I was just explaining why you don't see that kind of stuff on my channel.

    I agree with you about liter bikes. My 600 can do 80 in 2nd gear. Why would anyone need more than that for the street?

    I like to get out and ride my bike fast in the twisties but honestly lately I have a lot more fun on my dual sport bike. I actually just got back from a dirt ride. I don't post those vids most of the time because we're trespassing. LOL!

  • @Jirayaxx I used to have more aggressive riding videos on my channel and they were all set to music. I deleted them when people started recognizing me and also because Youtube started cracking down on music copyrights.

    My GSXR is anything but boring. I love it. Its the most comfortable sport bike I've been on.

    I wouldn't mind a supermoto. They're awesome. At some point I will probably get another bike for touring and I may turn the GSXR into a track bike. If I do I'll probably post track vids

  • One of your most entertaining videos.....great job!

  • now sit ya ass down shut the hell up and listen to this story.......bitches lol priceless

  • The theme song was bang on lol, well done! :P

  • Now you got a gixxer. So it should be a little easier to get with her now!!!

  • @NSPolak I'm happily married and my wife has big boobs! Besides that teacher would probably be in her 50s or 60s now! LOL!

  • @kryten I'm happy that your married but i heard somewhere that women are like wine, the more vintage the better! Must of heard it from a crazy man!! haha

  • oh so thats how you pronounce Kryten

  • Haha boobs...they always fuck u up don't they

  • Keep on going man! I love your stories

  • Boobs and ass fuck up everything!!! Far too distracting >:0

  • When the next vlog

  • The Story Time idea is great. The intro song is epic as is and nice choice of roads to ride on. Keep it up man!

  • your videos would be a lot better if you talked about motorcycles

  • @dre81hunt What do you want to hear about motorcycles? A lot of motovloggers talk about things other than motorcycles. I'm going to do some motorcycle gear reviews and stuff later. I'm also planning to do some maintenance tutorials when its time to do maintenance on my bikes. A lot of the motorcycle related stuff I have planned I just haven't had time to do yet. Stick around, I'll be doing more motorcycle related stuff soon.

  • i can relate to your story.. its crazy what a hot woman can do to ya isnt it? keep it going man

  • awesome story dude that had me laughing

  • Yeah, definitely do more of these. No part wasn't awesome.

  • I love your intro man!

  • "I got no pleasure from looking at her tits from that point" - lol - Good story man and the intro song is awesomely corney.

  • @FMMProductions Thanks! I wrote the lyrics myself! :D

  • Storytime is pretty cool. And the song is hilarious.

  • everything about this video was AWESOME

  • hahaha!! Nice one dude!

  • nice song. good story. also yeahy for boobies

  • Awesome xD

  • im dyslexic  and cant spell anything for my life XD

  • @attickt Are you constantly surrounded by boobs? If so you might not be dyslexic after all!

  • @kryten no the only boobs im around are my girlfriends and i only see her on the weekends because of work lol

  • theme song = win! XD

  • hahahah dmn you were one horny kid lol keep doin it tho

  • The intro was efing funny. Van Halen "Hot for the teacher" should be playing in the background.

  • Good story.Keep it up!Haha,your out takes turn out EXACTLY like mine.I usually end up screaming FUUUUCCCCKKK at least 5 times in each vlog.

  • I dug both the tune, the story and the outtakes. Keep em coming!

  • dont stop i lov it

  • It was real good man and I had one like that so I know how u feel LOL keep it up

  • Funny story boobs can do that to you nice theme song by the way made me laugh haha

  • hahaah, nice xD I liked the idea of the series, the story and the song as well

  • Stop at the goddamn Stop sign Kryten ! :P

  • @TheSkarsbo What stop sign?! :D

  • @kryten 5:37, you know you should stop all up ? :D

    But sad story man, damn a little older and then you could nail here in the backseat, if you didn't allready :P

    Haha

    Have a nice day Kryten!

  • i liked the vid good story

  • Umm. First off that awesome theme song is STUCK IN MY HEAD! ALREADY! Second, I love the idea and how the story time series are/will be. Third, spell Rhithm. Lmao.

  • Like the theme song. Many a good man has been brought down by a set of big tits. I was always a leg and ass man myself but the same rules applied. Great story!

  • Totally unfair.At least you had a hot chick teacher with big titties to look at.

  • loved the episode bro :) and yeah send me the mp3 and guitair chords if possible so i can have a crack at a cover for you :)

  • Boobs are pretty awesome, even if they are distracting haha

  • liked the intro, though a bit long.

    loved the video and idea of story time :D

    bloopers were fun too!

  • Boobies rule

  • HAHAHAHA

  • I think the intro should end on "Bitches" =P Short Snappy n funny =P

  • hahaha i stop like you did at 5:37 XD love the editing. really funny story lol!

  • vid was awesome but i bet the one person that disliked it i bet it was ur 5th grade teacher ;D

  • Hey, if it got tits or wheels on it, it will get you in trouble. Soo liked the story though :)

  • I like it a lot all off it theme song and the story good stuff

  • theme song was good... but i thought it was just a little bit lengthy.. not to bad though

  • Do more haha

  • Theme ROCKS!!! YES!! Made my day!

  • I actually kind've like the intro song.

    And the story was good, do more episodes.

  • HAHAHA that was a very cool intro

  • LOL, great video mate. Looking forward to more episodes. BEEWWWWWWBSFTW!

  • We all been caught out by a lovely woman and her breast kryten mate

    Look forward to the next in series

  • Do one on the Assholes who threw that drink into your car!

  • Damn, all my female teachers have been old enough to be either my mother or grandmother

  • I like the story series idea and I think the theme song is hilarious. The delayed "...bitches" had me laughing.

  • theme song is awesome, video idea is awesome, definitly make more!

  • LMAO is that available on Itunes?

  • I think it's a good idea. Keep it up man.

  • the theme i thought was pretty funny, i like it

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